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Happy first anniversary!
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Same to you, darling.
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Okay, now-- Presents.
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- Oh, boy.
- Okay.
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The first anniversary is paper, so...
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A newspaper.
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The '75 Sugar Bowl!
I played in that!
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I am aware.
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This is fantastic.
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Wait--
There's more.
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Oh, mercy!
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You got me a Tennessee Stack Cake
all the way from Knoxville!
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This is my favorite.
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Once again, I am aware.
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Oh, I tell you...
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My other two wives combined
didn't take this good care of me.
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Well, either way,
it's nice to be reminded of them.
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Now, you're not gonna get yours
until tonight at the party.
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What?
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I want everybody to be here
when you get it.
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No, that's not fair.
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I gave you yours!
Come on, please?
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Oh, all right, fine.
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Now, close those pretty
little eyes of yours.
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Okay.
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You're not taking
your clothes off, are you?
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Oh, my God!
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What did you get me?
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When I saw this,
I thought of you.
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What?
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It's a stripper pole!
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Yes, it is!
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See, that's why I wanted to wait 'til the party,
so everybody could see your face just like that.
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Oh, well, it still may be like this.
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Wait, there's more.
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Oh, okay.
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But really, how can you top
the Girl Twirl 3000?
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With six in-home pole dancing lessons
with Honey Pots, that's how!
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- Hey!
- Uh, hi!
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What?
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It was just that yesterday
I was so sure that I'd lost you.
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And now I get to walk through that door
and see your face.
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It's like we're us again.
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It is the most amazing feeling that I--
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Actually, um...
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I'm not so sure
about the us part.
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I'm sor--
How's that?
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Yesterday, when I put my arms around you,
I thought I could just forget
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about everything you did,
but it's not that easy.
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No?
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You really hurt me.
You broke my heart.
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And I am so sorry about that.
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I know you are.
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And I want to forgive you, but...
I just don't know if I can.
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Oh... Oh, God!
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No, but I'm not saying I can't.
I just need to think about all this.
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Okay. No, that's fair.
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I'm sorry.
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No, don't be.
I'm fine.
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I'm more than fine.
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I bask in your indecision.
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I know this is hard for you.
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Please!
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The uncertainty is half the fun.
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So...
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Do we have a sense of
when this decision might be handed down?
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No, I just need some time.
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And you shall have it.
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Whether it's a day...
or less-- Whatever.
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You--You do your thing of deciding
whether we have a future together.
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And I'll just continue to chill.
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I kind of need to make
this decision on my own.
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Oh, okay.
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Not yet.
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Oh, awesome!
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So, you met your new neighbor yet?
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No, I'm just hoping
they don't play the banjo.
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Did the last one play the banjo?
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No.
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Kat?
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Oh, no.
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You live here?
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Oh, my God,
this is so meant to be!
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Hi, Kat's friend.
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Hi!
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That's my sister, Lena.
This is Palmer.
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We went to art school together.
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Oh, hi!
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Hi. Great chair.
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Oh, thank you.
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Hey, careful with that!
Sorry.
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I have to show these guys
where to put stuff.
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But I'll see you later, neighbor.
This is gonna be so fun!
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Yeah!
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Ahh!
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What? I thought she was sweet.
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Yeah, she's too sweet.
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I hate her whole cutesy,
blonde, perky thing.
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I hate that she refuses
to see that I hate her.
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Well, I liked her.
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Who's side are you on?
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I don't know.
You're side seems kind of hatey.
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Besides, you should be nice to her.
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Why?
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She's your neighbor.
What if you need to borrow sugar?
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For what?
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I don't know.
To bake a cake.
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Ye, I'd rather have a bitter cake.
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You are a bitter cake.
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Oh, dear!
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Yeah...
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Yonk told me to put it up.
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And, uh, ha...
It's not weird at all.
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I'm just...
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Installing a stripper pole
for you and your husband.
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Uh, it's just for fun.
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And good exercise, apparently.
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Okay, I just gotta figure out
if I left enough give in it.
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Would you say your dancing style
is more smooth and twirly...
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Or aggressive and thrusty?
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I don't have a pole dancing style, per se.
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But maybe my teacher, Ms. Honey Pots
will help me find one.
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Hey, you okay?
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Why wouldn't I be?
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My husband got me a stripper pole
for our first anniversary.
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Maybe next year,
he'll get me the leather mask with the zipper I've had my eye on!
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So, he's not so great
with the presents.
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I don't care about the present.
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It's just--
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He's my husband.
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And it's like he doesn't know me at all.
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I'm sorry.
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Come here.
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You know, I'm not sure
if this is gonna help.
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But if you send in the registration card soon,
you get a free pair of pasties.
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So, what kind of movie
you guys want to see?
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Maybe a romantic comedy?
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You got anything where
somebody's wrongfully imprisoned?
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Really?
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Yeah, I'm in that kind of mood.
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Who is it?
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(Palmer) Hey, neighbor!
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Oh, is this the one we can't stand?
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Yeah, get your hatin' shoes on!
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Hi, just thought I'd pop in.
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Yeah, okay, here's the deal.
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I'm not really
a "pop in" kind of gal.
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But if you're ever in here,
then you are more than welcome to pop out.
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See, this is what I missed.
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"I'm Kat, I'm dark and brooding.
Don't pop in."
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She's got you down.
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Hi, guy in a sweater.
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Ethan.
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Hi, Ethan.
I'm Palmer.
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So, you guys just hanging out?
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We were gonna go to a movie.
Wanna go?
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Whatcha doing?
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Just being neighborly.
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(Palmer) Thanks.
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But I've got a lot of work to do.
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I just wanted to say "hey."
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See you guys later.
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What do you do?
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Are you kidding me?
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Oh, I'm a photographer too.
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(Palmer) But I'm not nearly
as talented as Kat.
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I'm amazed every time
I sell something.
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Wha-- You're actually selling stuff?
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Oh, gosh, yeah.
Bunches.
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It's pretty crazy.
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What kind of work do you do?
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I take pictures of fruit...
Dressed in little outfits.
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Like, I put pears in little business suits
and sat them around a conference table.
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And I did figs in a rodeo.
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And last Christmas, I shot this nativity scene
with a little kumquat as the baby Jesus.
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Awww.
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Fruit...
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In little outfits.
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I call it "fruitography."
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No, you don't.
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Yeah, I do.
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Anyway, I'm gonna pop out!
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Bye!
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Oh, my God.
Figs in a rodeo?
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Figs in a rodeo!
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And you--
You think you're pretty cute, huh?
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Well, I'm no kumquat Jesus, but...
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All right, everything's all
set in the bedroom.
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That pole's pretty sweet, huh?
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You oughta get one for your place.
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Yeah, my mom already does her kickboxing video
in her bathing suit, so I'm all good.
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I'll see you tonight at the party.
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Hang on a sec.
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Did Nick say anything,
you know, about the pole?
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She like it?
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Well, there were tears in her eyes.
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I'm thinking for her birthday,
I'm gonna get her a smoke machine to go with it.
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You know, I--
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I wouldn't do that
if I were you.
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- Disco ball?
- No.
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- Thigh-high go-go boots?
- No, man!
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Nothing else from
the stripper store!
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Why not?
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Because she hated the pole!
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She hated the pole?
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Yeah, man...
It's Nicole.
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She likes romance.
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She likes pretty things.
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She's not looking
to shake her money-maker.
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Oh, man, I blew it!
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You know, as my wives get younger and younger,
it just gets harder to figure out what they want.
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I mean, what do the kids
like these days?
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All right, I gotta get
her something else.
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What should I get?
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I don't know.
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Hey, come on.
You gotta help me out here.
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Please.
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I just want her to be happy.
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Yeah...
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Yeah, me too.
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You know how she loves fashion?
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She loves fashion.
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Uh...
Okay.
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All right, there's this thing in New York
and it's called, like, Fashion Week, you know?
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And I know she's always wanted to go,
but she could never get in.
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So maybe use your connections
and get her some passes or something.
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Fashion Week.
Mm-hmm.
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Gotcha.
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And you're sure this is
something she'll like?
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Oh, yeah.
She's gonna love it.
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You know,
I got my second wife a stripper pole.
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I could not get her
off the damn thing!
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And, uh...
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Where'd you meet her?
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Strip club.
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Hey.
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Hey--oh, oh!
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Sorry.
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Thanks.
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So, um, what if someone else
in the world wants cantaloupe?
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Oh, well, they may be cantaloupes now,
but, um, soon they're gonna be immigrants
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coming in to Ellis Island.
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Ah, yes, they came to this country
with nothing but the rinds on their backs.
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So, is there a Statue of Liberty?
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Yeah, it's really cool,
um, you wanna see?
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Um...
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Okay.
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It's almost finished, the top--
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Yeah, yeah, let's just
talk about it in here.
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Hey.
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(Richie) Hey!
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Aw, you look amazing.
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Oh, I did my hair,
and Armor All'd my tires.
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Hey there, Red.
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Hey! Happy Anniversary.
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Thanks. This your lady?
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Oh, yeah, Yonk,
this is Lina.
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Lina, Yonk.
260
00:12:00,055 --> 00:12:00,763
Congratulations.
261
00:12:00,926 --> 00:12:03,010
Although, I should point out,
she is not my lady.
262
00:12:03,186 --> 00:12:04,930
I would love for nothing more,
but she's in the process
263
00:12:05,108 --> 00:12:08,222
of deciding whether we are--
unless a decision has been made?
264
00:12:08,395 --> 00:12:11,770
No? No! Which is great.
265
00:12:12,858 --> 00:12:16,822
I'm sorry, that's just more words
than I care to take in.
266
00:12:16,988 --> 00:12:19,481
Enjoy the party.
267
00:12:19,657 --> 00:12:21,741
Hey, you.
268
00:12:21,907 --> 00:12:24,161
Wow.
269
00:12:24,745 --> 00:12:28,621
For an old married lady,
you look pretty smokin'.
270
00:12:28,796 --> 00:12:30,752
Well, you clean up pretty nice yourself.
271
00:12:30,915 --> 00:12:33,291
So, uh, you doing any better?
272
00:12:33,466 --> 00:12:35,542
Yeah, I'm hanging in there.
273
00:12:35,715 --> 00:12:38,001
I keep telling myself there's
a lot of poor women out there
274
00:12:38,176 --> 00:12:44,720
who'll never get an anniversary present
that they can rub their business on.
275
00:12:45,478 --> 00:12:48,471
Well, the new calendars are out.
276
00:12:48,646 --> 00:12:54,563
And there are some local favorites
that should definitely find their way into your Christmas stockings.
277
00:12:54,806 --> 00:12:57,441
Ethan, it's me,
are you there? Pick up.
278
00:12:57,615 --> 00:12:58,321
I'm really bored.
279
00:12:58,488 --> 00:13:03,610
The Philadelphia Zoo
has 12 months of baby penguins.
280
00:13:03,788 --> 00:13:08,622
This one's named Bosco.
He looks a little lost.
281
00:13:09,498 --> 00:13:15,170
Penguins are cute and all,
but if you cooked one, I'd eat it.
282
00:13:15,798 --> 00:13:20,381
But my personal favorite is this one
by local artist Palmer Wyland,
283
00:13:20,556 --> 00:13:23,592
who calls herself a fruitographer.
284
00:13:23,766 --> 00:13:25,552
Oh, my God!
285
00:13:25,725 --> 00:13:29,013
And I have Ms. Wyland here with me now
to tell us about her calendar.
286
00:13:29,188 --> 00:13:32,470
Where the hell are you?
I should not be alone with this!
287
00:13:32,646 --> 00:13:37,563
Well, for July, I have nectarines signing
the Declaration of Independence.
288
00:13:37,736 --> 00:13:42,362
And in June, I have a green grape
marrying a purple grape.
289
00:13:42,535 --> 00:13:46,201
I try and make people think.
290
00:13:47,705 --> 00:13:49,242
Hey, have you seen Lina?
291
00:13:49,416 --> 00:13:50,412
'Fraid not.
292
00:13:50,587 --> 00:13:53,202
I checked the bathroom,
she's not in the kitchen.
293
00:13:53,376 --> 00:13:57,172
Man, you're whiter than usual.
294
00:13:57,507 --> 00:13:59,333
What's going on between
you and that gal?
295
00:13:59,505 --> 00:14:01,253
Oh, it's a long story.
296
00:14:01,425 --> 00:14:06,130
And I know how you feel
about a lot of words.
297
00:14:06,345 --> 00:14:07,683
It's all right,
you can tell me.
298
00:14:07,845 --> 00:14:09,642
Yeah, I'm kinda on shaky ground.
299
00:14:09,806 --> 00:14:15,732
I lied to her about being married,
broke her heart, backed over her with my car.
300
00:14:15,897 --> 00:14:17,103
Huh.
301
00:14:17,277 --> 00:14:21,063
I gave my first wife the clap.
302
00:14:23,368 --> 00:14:26,282
Why are you telling me this?
303
00:14:26,455 --> 00:14:29,991
Well, I thought we were sharing.
304
00:14:30,167 --> 00:14:34,333
Can't always be about you, you know.
305
00:14:37,256 --> 00:14:40,830
Whoa, there you are.
Happy Anniversary.
306
00:14:41,006 --> 00:14:43,631
Oh, thanks.
307
00:14:43,808 --> 00:14:45,840
What's that?
308
00:14:46,016 --> 00:14:48,512
Um, it's a gift from my husband.
309
00:14:48,687 --> 00:14:50,262
Can you believe this?
310
00:14:50,438 --> 00:14:53,350
It's beautiful.
311
00:14:53,897 --> 00:14:55,271
No, I don't like it.
312
00:14:55,436 --> 00:14:57,980
Oh, good.
313
00:14:58,818 --> 00:15:02,610
And for our first anniversary.
314
00:15:03,115 --> 00:15:08,903
Do you ever feel like sometimes Richie just
doesn't get who you are?
315
00:15:09,078 --> 00:15:10,662
No.
316
00:15:10,826 --> 00:15:14,582
I-I think he gets me more
than anyone I've ever met.
317
00:15:14,747 --> 00:15:16,500
Really?
318
00:15:16,667 --> 00:15:18,291
Yeah.
319
00:15:18,465 --> 00:15:24,043
I mean, with all the other guys I've been with,
I spent most of my time trying to explain myself.
320
00:15:24,215 --> 00:15:30,181
But with him I don't need to.
Sometimes he even explains me to me.
321
00:15:32,646 --> 00:15:34,141
You're very lucky.
322
00:15:34,306 --> 00:15:36,972
Yeah, I am.
323
00:15:39,358 --> 00:15:41,811
Oh, hey!
324
00:15:42,317 --> 00:15:44,611
'Sup?
325
00:15:45,407 --> 00:15:47,231
Uh, Nicole was just showing me
her new pole.
326
00:15:47,406 --> 00:15:49,360
Oh. Oh!
327
00:15:49,536 --> 00:15:52,613
Expecting firemen?
328
00:15:55,708 --> 00:16:00,712
It's a stripper pole.
It's a gift from my husband.
329
00:16:01,296 --> 00:16:06,001
It's better than
what he gave his first wife.
330
00:16:06,926 --> 00:16:07,802
You okay?
331
00:16:07,965 --> 00:16:09,462
Oh, yeah, I'm fine.
332
00:16:09,637 --> 00:16:14,341
It's just, I, um,
when I noticed you were gone, I got a teensy bit panicky.
333
00:16:14,516 --> 00:16:15,101
Why?
334
00:16:15,265 --> 00:16:21,771
I-I thought that you maybe made your decision
about us, and it wasn't good.
335
00:16:22,276 --> 00:16:24,811
Actually, I think I did make a decision.
336
00:16:24,986 --> 00:16:28,732
Oh...and what did you decide?
337
00:16:29,577 --> 00:16:35,412
I'm not sure I can ever completely
forgive you for what you did.
338
00:16:35,707 --> 00:16:40,121
But I know I'd never forgive myself
if I don't give us a second chance.
339
00:16:40,295 --> 00:16:41,833
Really?
340
00:16:42,006 --> 00:16:44,502
Aww. [laughter]
341
00:16:44,676 --> 00:16:46,171
Aww, feeling better?
342
00:16:46,348 --> 00:16:49,171
Oh, yes, I am!
343
00:16:50,715 --> 00:16:53,593
Wow. Do that again.
344
00:16:53,768 --> 00:16:54,512
What?
345
00:16:54,685 --> 00:16:56,970
That little move
there with the pole.
346
00:16:57,148 --> 00:16:59,852
Do it again.
347
00:17:00,686 --> 00:17:02,312
Why?
348
00:17:02,487 --> 00:17:05,901
Come on, give me a show.
349
00:17:06,615 --> 00:17:09,231
Yeah, that's gonna happen.
350
00:17:09,405 --> 00:17:12,243
Forget it! No!
351
00:17:12,617 --> 00:17:14,911
No...
352
00:17:15,827 --> 00:17:17,781
Come on!
After everything I've done?
353
00:17:17,957 --> 00:17:18,911
Taken you back?
354
00:17:19,086 --> 00:17:21,042
You are really playing that card.
355
00:17:21,208 --> 00:17:24,830
Yeah, I'm playing it, baby.
356
00:17:25,428 --> 00:17:27,711
Okay.
357
00:17:32,265 --> 00:17:35,220
Oh, this is hot.
358
00:17:35,768 --> 00:17:38,930
Yeah, Mommy,
you know you want it.
359
00:17:39,105 --> 00:17:42,102
Come on, sell it!
360
00:17:42,478 --> 00:17:43,682
* Bam chicka bam bam *
361
00:17:43,855 --> 00:17:44,942
* Chicka wah wah *
362
00:17:45,107 --> 00:17:46,442
* Chicka chicka wah ah *
363
00:17:46,606 --> 00:17:47,563
* Chicka chicka ha *
364
00:17:47,735 --> 00:17:49,693
* Chicka wah wah *
365
00:17:49,867 --> 00:17:53,281
* Chicka chicka--oh! * *
366
00:17:54,157 --> 00:17:57,073
Rookie mistake.
367
00:18:01,795 --> 00:18:03,833
Listen, sugar, about that stripper pole...
368
00:18:04,005 --> 00:18:05,502
Oh, honey, not tonight.
369
00:18:05,668 --> 00:18:08,330
The idea of spinning after eating
half of that stack cake?
370
00:18:08,507 --> 00:18:10,040
I just...can't.
371
00:18:10,216 --> 00:18:15,422
No, no, I just wanted to make sure you understood
that was the gag gift.
372
00:18:15,595 --> 00:18:16,973
Oh.
373
00:18:17,136 --> 00:18:20,392
This is the real one.
374
00:18:23,228 --> 00:18:26,980
You got me passes
to Fashion Week?
375
00:18:27,147 --> 00:18:28,733
VIP access.
376
00:18:28,907 --> 00:18:32,323
Front row every day, except one day we're
in the second row, but we're behind Prince,
377
00:18:32,487 --> 00:18:36,573
and he's just
a little bitty thing.
378
00:18:37,535 --> 00:18:40,623
Oh, this is just...
unbelievable.
379
00:18:40,787 --> 00:18:43,082
I can't imagine a better present!
380
00:18:43,248 --> 00:18:47,162
Thank you, thank you, thank you!
381
00:18:53,597 --> 00:18:55,091
Well, uh,
I'm gonna take off.
382
00:18:55,267 --> 00:18:57,471
Oh, thanks for coming.
383
00:18:57,635 --> 00:18:59,723
You, um, you seem
to be doing better.
384
00:18:59,896 --> 00:19:05,062
Yeah, it turns out the stripper pole
was a joke gift.
385
00:19:05,566 --> 00:19:06,681
No kidding.
386
00:19:06,855 --> 00:19:08,813
Yeah! You're not gonna believe this.
387
00:19:08,985 --> 00:19:11,233
Passes to Fashion Week
in New York.
388
00:19:11,405 --> 00:19:13,653
Wow, God, that's awesome!
389
00:19:13,827 --> 00:19:15,533
I know, check it out, front row.
390
00:19:15,695 --> 00:19:20,610
Yeah! That's like...
really close to the clothes.
391
00:19:20,957 --> 00:19:22,283
Yeah, I know.
392
00:19:22,458 --> 00:19:23,662
How amazing is he?
393
00:19:23,838 --> 00:19:25,450
Yeah, he--
he's pretty great.
394
00:19:25,625 --> 00:19:28,371
Yeah, it's so funny because every time
I start to talk about fashion stuff,
395
00:19:28,547 --> 00:19:34,461
I can just see him glaze over,
and I could've sworn he's never heard a word...
396
00:19:34,636 --> 00:19:36,921
What?
397
00:19:39,508 --> 00:19:41,470
This was your idea, wasn't it?
398
00:19:41,647 --> 00:19:43,353
No.
399
00:19:43,517 --> 00:19:45,182
I'm so stupid.
400
00:19:45,355 --> 00:19:47,601
The pole wasn't a gag gift.
401
00:19:47,777 --> 00:19:51,693
He had you bolt it
into our bedroom.
402
00:19:51,856 --> 00:19:55,902
Well, yeah, that's the funny part.
403
00:19:59,248 --> 00:20:02,071
This is all you.
404
00:20:02,245 --> 00:20:06,873
Look, I really wish I could say it was,
but, nah, I had nothing to do with it.
405
00:20:07,046 --> 00:20:11,330
Your husband, he,
uh, he came through.
406
00:20:11,508 --> 00:20:12,043
Really?
407
00:20:12,215 --> 00:20:14,501
Yeah.
408
00:20:15,385 --> 00:20:18,463
Happy Anniversary.
409
00:20:27,317 --> 00:20:28,932
Delivery!
410
00:20:29,108 --> 00:20:31,730
Hey, how you doing, I got, um,
some pineapples, papayas, and mangos.
411
00:20:31,896 --> 00:20:32,940
Across the hall.
412
00:20:33,105 --> 00:20:37,863
They're probably going
sto be a marching band.
413
00:20:39,117 --> 00:20:40,781
Hey, I got a delivery.
Can you sign for this?
414
00:20:40,947 --> 00:20:43,611
No problem.
415
00:20:46,247 --> 00:20:48,701
Morning.
416
00:20:55,425 --> 00:20:57,132
Whoo-hoo, that's it!
Work it!
417
00:20:57,297 --> 00:21:02,591
Yeah, you better have some singles
in that purse, Mama!
418
00:21:07,356 --> 00:21:11,642
Son, you just ruined
that pole for me.
419
00:21:11,692 --> 00:21:16,242
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