All language subtitles for The Class s01e05 Gets Frozen Yogurt.eng

If you missed The Class,
here's what you missed.

Kyle broke the news to Holly,
that her daughter didn't get

into the school
where he teaches.

This is devastating.

But the truth was he just thought Holly
would be too annoying to have around.

Oh, my God.
Dealing with Holly every day?

- So you lied?
- Yeah.

And I pulled her application.

Richie and Lina
had a wonderful date.

I don't deserve you.

And here's why
he doesn't deserve her.

Where were you?

I had to work a double shift.
Just go back to sleep.

And that's all you need to know.

Hey! Hey! Hey!

There's a rat in the refrigerator.

Is it dead?

Well, it didn't move when
I poked it with your toothbrush.

So what do we do?
Call a rat guy?

What are you, an idiot?
We can't afford a rat guy.

You're not aging well.

I have to say,
I didn't see that one coming.

I gotta get to work.

So what do you want me to do?

Oh, I don't know.

You could get up your freckly ass
and clean out the refrigerator.

Idiot.

You complete me.

So, which little box
do they keep you in?

That one, over there.

Hey, where's the guy
who has all the affairs?

Would you shh?

Thanks again for bringing me up.

Yeah.
Call me if you need me.

Okay.
I'll be fine.

Oh, post-its.

Scott Gordon's office.

/Hello, could you connect me
/to Human Resources?

Are you kidding?
I don't even know how I'm gonna hang up.

Oprah...

Mommy and daddy
have some very sad news.

You remember that school we went to visit?
Pennbridge Academy?

Well, I'm afraid
you won't be going there.

Okay.

Do you understand
what mommy's saying?

Yeah.

- I don't think she's getting this.
- I think she's just being strong.

She is our
little candle in the wind.

Give me a taste of
the French Vanilla.

I usually get chocolate sprinkles.
Today I may go rainbow.

It's exciting going behind
the scenes of your order.

Mmh... Let me try the peach.

So three samples, huh?

That's good, you wouldn't wanna make
a crucial yogurt error.

I'll try the banana.

So four tastes, huh?

Maybe they could shut this place down for an hour,
so you could really do this right.

So, what can I get you?

I don't know.

I'm not sure yet, you know?
I think I gotta try a taste of the pistachio.

It's funny.

I'm just trying to remember
a time when you weren't tasting yogurt.

Ready to order yet?

You know what?
I'm good.

Thanks again for the ramps.

Yeah, no problem.

Ramps are like the first thing
I ever built.

- No kidding?
- Yeah.

I built one so my brother
could jump his bike off the garage.

And then, right after that,
I learned how to build the wheelchair kind.

Well, these are gonna help her a lot.

So...
You and Lina Warbler, huh?

Yeah.
Gosh, she's amazing.

There's like,
no bad in her.

Wow, I like a little bad.

Anyway, I'm all done.

- Great, here.
- Oh, thanks.

Would you mind
not cashing that right away?

Yeah, sure.
How long you want me to wait?

Let's see, today's Monday...
So I'm thinking March.

Are you okay, man?

Yeah, yeah.

I'm just-- I'm in debt.
And I've got this awful job.

Really?
I thought you were like a scientist.

I was. Now I drive toxic waste
to a landfill in New Jersey.

Huh.

Maybe you'll end up
with super powers.

Sure. Look, up in the sky.
It's a tumor.

You know what?
I just started this great job.

If you want,
you can come work with me.

Oh, I-- I don't--

- You ever do construction?
- No.

- Are you good with tools?
- No.

- Are you good with your hands
- No.

- Do you like driving toxic waste?
- No.

Meet me half way.
I'm just trying to help here.

Okay, I'll do it.

Great.
Got your own tools?

I've got a Bunsen burner.

Strap that
bad boy to your belt.

I'll see you tomorrow.

/Lina, can you bring me
/the Brenan file, please?

Brenan file.
Coming right up.

/How are we coming
/out there?

Just a second.

Stupid--

Brenan, yes!

Hey.

What are you doing here?

Okay, Perry and I decided
we are just not ready to give up

on getting Oprah in here.

So I have an appointment
with the headmaster.

Oh, I don't think that's the way to go.
Once the headmaster makes his mind up...

Oh, really?

Let's see what he says when I tell him
Channel 9 might be doing an expos�

on the horrors of private schools.

What are the horrors?

Please, it's local news.
We just make stuff up.

Okay, look.

I don't think you're gonna be able
to intimidate the headmaster.

Well, can't hurt to try.

Holly, wait!

What?

Uh...

Sit here,
sit down.

You know when I told you
that we couldn't get Oprah in here,

because of the school's
diversity policy?

Yeah.

Well, uh...

I kind of made that up.

But why?

Okay, see,
if Oprah were to be here every day,

then you'd be here
every day.

Uh-huh.

Um, see, if you were here every day,
then I thought that that

might make things difficult for me,
because...

Oh. God.

Do you still have feelings for me?

Yes.

Who eats a bunch of samples
and then walks away?

It's just wrong.

Come on, people do it
all the time.

Uh, I don't.

Yeah, of course you don't.
You couldn't.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Did you just call me out
over my inability to ask for yogurt samples?

Uh-huh.
You couldn't do it,

'cause you care too much
what other people think.

You need to be liked too much.

I do not.

It's okay.
It's cute.

Screw you.

Aw.
Still cute.

Like a cartoon deer.

Fine.

Tomorrow we will come back
and I will ask for five yogurt samples.

- Ten.
- Ten?

Oh, look at Bambi.

All right.
Ten.

Game on.

Yes, yogurt-tasting game on!

This is a nail gun.

It can drive 30 nails per minute
straight through concrete.

You sure you don't need me
to see if more stuff's level?

I'd like to stick with
the little bubble in there.

Hey.

Oh, hey, Nicole.

You remember Richie Velch.
He went to school with us.

Weren't you the one
who used to carry around the light saber?

No, that was Roland Ferber.

Oh, sorry.

It's okay.

People used to beat us up
for each other all the time.

Richie's gonna be
helping me out here.

Oh, well, great.
It's nice to see you again.

Nice to see--

Apparently it's on.

Okay, you will ask
for ten samples.

As there are only nine flavors,
you gotta ask for one twice.

There will be no apologizing,
and at no time can you explain what you're doing.

You're really having fun,
aren't you?

It's like Christmas.

All right, ten samples.
Here we go.

What can I get you?

Oh, how about a taste of
that French Vanilla?

Oh, yeah.
It's on.

Honey, I know you're sad.

But Champ's in
doggie heaven now.

I know.

I think a little frozen yogurt
will make you feel better.

I want chocolate.

Okay.

As soon as this nice man's done.

Awesome.

Oh, he can go in front of me.

Oh, thank you.

Oh, I-- Wait.
Actually he can't go in front of me.

Why not?

Cause...
I don't care what people think.

Let me give you a hand.

Oh!

No, no.

I can do everything
I did before.

There we go.

Water?

No, thank you.

Oh, it was horrible.

Holly was looking at me like,
"Why wouldn't you want me at the school?"

How could I tell her
she's just a giant pain in the ass?

I'll do it.

And I should have, I know.
But I didn't.

And now she thinks
I have feelings for her.

Do you?

Oh, yeah.
I'm all about the chicks now.

Perry.

Well, I am fit to be tied.

And this is just between Kyle and me.
You and I are fine.

Thank God.

So, uh...
What's up?

A little bird told me
that you have feelings for my wife.

- Okay, look--
- You know what?

I don't care.

I don't care
what your feelings are.

That's your problem.

We all have feelings
we don't want.

And you know
what we do with them?

We push them right down.

Look, Perry--

Still my turn.

If I see a beautiful woman on the street,
do you think I let it affect me?

I'm guessing you don't.

You're darn right, mister.

And what makes this even worse,
is that you have a wonderful, wonderful,

wonderful fellow right in there.

Okay. Look, Perry.

You have my word this will never be
an issue again.

Well, I hope not.

But that's not why I'm here.
You're a teacher.

You're supposed
to put the children first.

And who's the one person
who's really getting hurt here?

This precious little girl.

You're right.

Oh, wait. There's a better one.
I hate that sweater.

Uh, let's see.

How about a little taste
of the butterscotch?

You do know the yogurt's
also for sale.

I am aware.

Unbelievable.

They hate you.
Can you feel it?

They're trying
to kill you with their minds.

Uh, let's try the peanut butter.
Again.

Oh, no!

This may take a minute.
I have to get more tiny cups.

Hey, you made it all
the way to nine.

I'm very impressed.

Nine?
This is ten.

No, I don't think--

French vanilla, chocolate, butterscotch,
peanut butter, pumpkin, egg nog, which by the way,

is disgusting,
banana-fanna, pistachio, peach,

and peanut butter
number two makes ten,

Now, back off!

Enjoy.

Okay.

Sir?

These costumers have been waiting.
I need you to order.

I can't do it.

What?

I have to buy something.
I can't be this much of a jackass.

Yes, you can.

Look how far you've come.

I didn't think
you could make it to ten.

I didn't even think
you could make it to two.

But you showed me
something today.

You showed me that somewhere underneath
this sweet, "like me,

like me" exterior,
there was a man.

A man capable
of outrageous insensitivity.

Really?

You walked in here a cartoon deer.
But you're walking out a giant jackass.

Now take her home!

Okay.

Sir, I need your order.

You know what?
I'm good.

What a schmuck.

Well, you better believe it.

So, how was your day?

I flooded the office.

Really?

I started a small
electrical fire.

Hey, I could have put you out.

- Hey.
- Hey.

We're almost done.

So, I'll see you tomorrow.

Actually, Yonk's taking me
to New York for the weekend.

Oh, nice. Yeah.

Remember when I took you
for your birthday?

I do.

You took me to that
French restaurant.

I was a class act.

And you tried to be
so sophisticated.

I couldn't believe
you ate lamb tongues.

I what?

Or chicken.
Let's say chicken.

You're damn right
it was chicken.

I loved that night.
It's the best birthday ever.

You were so sweet.

Hey, honey.
Yeah, I'm leaving right now.

Okay, I'll see you there.
I love you, too.

I should go.

Have a good one.

/So, can I see you
/tonight?

Yeah, that'd be great.
Maybe we--

Hang on a second.

Hello.

It's me.

Right.

Looks like I may have to work
late tonight.

No, you can't.
I found a cheap rat guy.

You have to let him in.

Oh, and tell him I saw
something scurrying on your side of the bed.

It caught my eye,
'cause it's been so long

since anything's moved
over there.

Got it.

Lina, hey, I'm sorry.
I just remembered I can't tonight,

I've got a conflict.

Oh, that's okay.

I'll call you later,
all right?

Okay, have fun.

Nope, bye.

Are you okay?

I've been better.

Yeah, me too.

Did you--
Do you wanna talk about it?

I--I can't.

Yeah, I can't talk
about my stuff either.

But it's like,
there's this thing.

And I want it so much.

But then, there's this other thing
that's totally in the way.

I have a thing too.

Do you also have a thing
that's in the way?

I do have a thing in the way.

- And the thing you want
- ...is incredible.

My thing's incredible too.

There's this other thing.

I hate the other thing.

Wouldn't it be great if, somehow,
the other thing, was just gone,

and you could be with
the thing that you want?

Ah, that'd be amazing.

Yeah.

Just us and our things.

You know, it's--
it's good having you here.

Yeah?

Yeah, it's good to
almost tell you stuff.

You too.

Honey,
someone here to see you.

And he has some news.
Good news!

- Hi.
- Hey.

I can't stay long.
Aaron's waiting in the car.

Oh, maybe I'll go say hello.

Listen, I just wanted
to apologize again.

Oh.

I also wanted to let you know
that I pulled some strings,

and I got Oprah into the school.

Are you serious?

Yeah.

She's in and
she's gonna be in my class.

Oh, my God.
You did that?

I did.

Thank you so much.

Oh, God.

Is it weird?
Me hugging you?

I'm okay.
Really.

I'm sorry, Kyle.
I just don't feel what you feel.

All right,
stop, stop, stop.

Listen, I-- Look,
I have to tell you

the real reason
I didn't want you around at the school.

Okay.

It's just that you're one of those moms,
you're high maintenance.

And kind of intense,
and honestly, I just thought you'd be

too much of a pain in the ass
to deal with every day.

Okay, if that's what
you need me to believe.

No, no.

No, that's really what it is.

It's fine.
You're not attracted to me.

I'm a pain in the ass.

You really can't get over me,
can you?

No.

So I'm gonna take those feelings
and push them right down.

Hello.

Hi,
it's me again.

Hey.

I just wanted to make sure
you were okay.

You sounded
so down before.

No, I'm just--

I'm sad because
I'm not gonna see you.

I--I miss you.

Well, I miss you too,
and--

Hang on a second.

Excuse me.

Yeah.

I'm so sorry, but I kind of
made a mess over there.

You may need a mop.
No problem.

Believe me,
I'm in no rush to get home.

I did it!

I was a jackass today,
a huge jackass!

That kid's dog died,
and I made him wait.

That kid's dog...died...
and I made him wait?

Oh, my God.

How could I do that
in front of all those people?

That's right,
they all hate you.

Get out of my head!

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