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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,369 --> 00:00:04,937 ♪ I am the stone The builder refused ♪ 2 00:00:04,938 --> 00:00:06,404 ♪ I am the visual The inspiration ♪ 3 00:00:06,405 --> 00:00:07,872 ♪ That made lady Sing the blues ♪ 4 00:00:07,873 --> 00:00:09,741 ♪ I'm the spark That makes your idea bright ♪ 5 00:00:09,742 --> 00:00:11,343 ♪ The same spark That lights the dark ♪ 6 00:00:11,344 --> 00:00:13,345 ♪ So that you can know Your left from your right ♪ 7 00:00:13,346 --> 00:00:15,380 ♪ I am the ballot in your box The bullet in the gun ♪ 8 00:00:15,381 --> 00:00:17,014 ♪ The inner glow That lets you know ♪ 9 00:00:17,015 --> 00:00:19,217 ♪ To call your brother sun The story that just begun ♪ 10 00:00:19,218 --> 00:00:20,618 ♪ The promise Of what's to come ♪ 11 00:00:20,619 --> 00:00:21,786 ♪ And I'm-a remain a soldier ♪ 12 00:00:21,787 --> 00:00:23,888 ♪ Till the war is won ♪ 13 00:00:23,889 --> 00:00:26,358 ♪ Chop, chop, chop Judo flip ♪ 14 00:00:26,359 --> 00:00:28,961 ♪ Chop, chop, chop Judo flip ♪ 15 00:00:28,962 --> 00:00:31,629 ♪ Chop, chop, chop Judo flip ♪ 16 00:00:31,630 --> 00:00:33,199 ♪ Chop, chop, chop ♪ 17 00:00:55,254 --> 00:00:57,122 Martin Luther King Jr. 18 00:00:57,123 --> 00:01:00,726 Was shot in Memphis, Tennessee, on April 4, 1968. 19 00:01:12,872 --> 00:01:15,408 He was critically injured. 20 00:01:16,375 --> 00:01:18,243 Dr. King fell into a coma. 21 00:01:18,244 --> 00:01:20,945 The world waited for news of his fate. 22 00:01:20,946 --> 00:01:22,581 There were no riots. 23 00:01:24,217 --> 00:01:25,350 Time passed. 24 00:01:25,351 --> 00:01:27,619 King faded into memory. 25 00:01:27,620 --> 00:01:29,788 There was no national holiday. 26 00:01:29,789 --> 00:01:33,525 Then on October 27, 2000, 27 00:01:33,526 --> 00:01:35,660 32 years after he was shot, 28 00:01:35,661 --> 00:01:39,198 Martin Luther King Jr. came back. 29 00:01:39,199 --> 00:01:41,799 King amazed the world when, on November 2, 30 00:01:41,800 --> 00:01:44,369 seven days after awaking from a 30-year coma, 31 00:01:44,370 --> 00:01:47,806 he showed up to vote in the 2000 presidential election. 32 00:01:47,807 --> 00:01:51,276 He was turned away due to voting irregularities. 33 00:01:51,277 --> 00:01:53,778 People took to the streets to celebrate 34 00:01:53,779 --> 00:01:55,347 the return of their king. 35 00:01:55,348 --> 00:01:59,184 Oh, shit! My nigga MLK! Ha-ha! 36 00:01:59,185 --> 00:02:00,852 Hey, what's up, folks? 37 00:02:00,853 --> 00:02:03,522 Hey, that "got a dream" shit was off the chain, nigga. 38 00:02:03,523 --> 00:02:06,624 Okay... Thank you very much. 39 00:02:08,061 --> 00:02:10,229 He learned that streets named after him 40 00:02:10,230 --> 00:02:12,597 weren't the very safest. 41 00:02:12,598 --> 00:02:16,234 King inked a seven-figure deal to write his autobiography 42 00:02:16,235 --> 00:02:18,236 called Dream Deferred. 43 00:02:18,237 --> 00:02:21,673 Columbia Pictures green-lit a $100 million biopic 44 00:02:21,674 --> 00:02:24,676 of Dr. King, starring Cuba Gooding Jr. 45 00:02:24,677 --> 00:02:27,279 Oliver Stone was attached to direct. 46 00:02:27,280 --> 00:02:29,314 Spike Lee was pissed. 47 00:02:29,315 --> 00:02:33,718 King mania was at a fever pitch when on August 1, 2001, 48 00:02:33,719 --> 00:02:35,787 Martin Luther King presented Video of the Year 49 00:02:35,788 --> 00:02:38,790 with Puffy at the MTV Video Music Awards. 50 00:02:38,791 --> 00:02:40,659 I love you, MLK! 51 00:02:40,660 --> 00:02:45,663 Well, you know, Puffy, like you, I can't stop. 52 00:02:45,664 --> 00:02:47,732 I won't stop. 53 00:02:47,733 --> 00:02:51,369 I don't eeeeven know how to stop. 54 00:02:52,838 --> 00:02:54,172 My nigga. 55 00:02:54,173 --> 00:02:56,074 That's right. Take that, take that. 56 00:02:56,943 --> 00:02:58,209 Whoo! 57 00:03:00,847 --> 00:03:04,783 And now the nominees for Video of the Year. 58 00:03:04,784 --> 00:03:06,651 King was released 59 00:03:06,652 --> 00:03:09,955 the week of September 21, 2001. 60 00:03:11,124 --> 00:03:13,925 One week after 9/11. 61 00:03:16,763 --> 00:03:18,863 Then on October 15, 62 00:03:18,864 --> 00:03:21,300 during an appearance on Politically Incorrect, 63 00:03:21,301 --> 00:03:23,735 King shocked the country. 64 00:03:23,736 --> 00:03:25,470 Dr. King, okay... 65 00:03:25,471 --> 00:03:27,672 You're an advocate of nonviolence, but guess what, 66 00:03:27,673 --> 00:03:29,775 how do you think the United States should respond 67 00:03:29,776 --> 00:03:31,610 to the terror attacks of 9/11? 68 00:03:31,611 --> 00:03:35,146 Well, as a Christian, 69 00:03:35,147 --> 00:03:38,817 we are taught that you should love thy enemy, 70 00:03:38,818 --> 00:03:42,589 and if attacked, you should turn the other cheek. 71 00:03:45,325 --> 00:03:46,925 Wh-what? 72 00:03:46,926 --> 00:03:49,662 America was outraged. 73 00:03:50,963 --> 00:03:54,232 The president was very concerned by some comments made 74 00:03:54,233 --> 00:03:57,168 by some "ex-civil rights leaders," 75 00:03:57,169 --> 00:04:00,338 and those people in question should, uh... 76 00:04:00,339 --> 00:04:02,274 watch their goddamn, fuckin' mouths. 77 00:04:02,275 --> 00:04:04,942 Of course, an al Qaeda lover like Martin Luther King 78 00:04:04,943 --> 00:04:08,413 wants us to just roll over and let the terrorists win 79 00:04:08,414 --> 00:04:09,814 because he hates America. 80 00:04:09,815 --> 00:04:11,215 My suggestion: 81 00:04:11,216 --> 00:04:14,486 Heh, go take another 30-year nap, Commie bastard. 82 00:04:14,487 --> 00:04:16,921 In December 2001, Jack-off. 83 00:04:16,922 --> 00:04:18,723 CNN named Martin Luther King 84 00:04:18,724 --> 00:04:20,725 one of the ten most unpatriotic Americans. 85 00:04:20,726 --> 00:04:21,792 Pansy faggot. 86 00:04:21,793 --> 00:04:23,161 His book was canned. Asshole. 87 00:04:23,162 --> 00:04:24,929 His house was vandalized. 88 00:04:24,930 --> 00:04:28,467 King renamed his book Dream Deterred, 89 00:04:28,468 --> 00:04:31,736 and it was finally released by a small publisher. 90 00:04:31,737 --> 00:04:33,538 It was called "unimpressive" 91 00:04:33,539 --> 00:04:35,974 by the Woodcrest Post Gazette. 92 00:04:38,444 --> 00:04:42,013 Okay... now. 93 00:04:42,014 --> 00:04:44,783 And who am I making this out to? Huey Freeman. 94 00:04:44,784 --> 00:04:46,318 Son of a bitch tried to take 95 00:04:46,319 --> 00:04:47,452 my parking spot. 96 00:04:47,453 --> 00:04:49,487 I should have whupped his ass! 97 00:04:49,488 --> 00:04:50,822 Robert Freeman? 98 00:04:50,823 --> 00:04:53,491 Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. 99 00:04:53,492 --> 00:04:56,328 I never thought I'd see you again. 100 00:04:56,329 --> 00:04:57,429 How you been? 101 00:04:57,430 --> 00:04:59,464 Well, I was shot 102 00:04:59,465 --> 00:05:03,001 and had a bit of a coma for a few decades. 103 00:05:03,002 --> 00:05:04,602 Yeah, I heard. 104 00:05:04,603 --> 00:05:06,738 I sent you a card. Did you get it? 105 00:05:06,739 --> 00:05:10,609 Well... uh- I-I don't remember. 106 00:05:10,610 --> 00:05:12,143 Oh, you remember this one. 107 00:05:12,144 --> 00:05:13,278 It was a get-well card 108 00:05:13,279 --> 00:05:15,547 especially for people who got shot, 109 00:05:15,548 --> 00:05:18,283 and I thought this would be perfect for Martin Luther King, 110 00:05:18,284 --> 00:05:19,884 but they didn't sell 'em separately. 111 00:05:19,885 --> 00:05:21,219 I had to buy the whole pack. 112 00:05:21,220 --> 00:05:23,121 You know, I've been thinking about starting 113 00:05:23,122 --> 00:05:24,222 my own greeting card line. 114 00:05:24,223 --> 00:05:25,323 Hey. 115 00:05:25,324 --> 00:05:27,092 You should come over for dinner. 116 00:05:27,093 --> 00:05:28,360 I live right down the road. 117 00:05:28,361 --> 00:05:31,830 Well, I believe I'm supposed to be signing books 118 00:05:31,831 --> 00:05:33,698 for a couple of more hours. 119 00:05:37,302 --> 00:05:39,170 Dude, just go. 120 00:05:39,171 --> 00:05:41,406 Where they got you stayin'? 121 00:05:41,407 --> 00:05:44,542 I'm staying at a Holiday Inn Express. 122 00:05:44,543 --> 00:05:46,778 I feel smarter already. 123 00:05:46,779 --> 00:05:48,480 Oh, that's nonsense... 124 00:05:48,481 --> 00:05:50,715 You boycottin' baboon! 125 00:05:52,551 --> 00:05:56,053 Dance there, you goddamn chunky cheat monkey! 126 00:05:56,054 --> 00:05:58,189 Ruckus, what the hell is wrong with you? 127 00:05:58,190 --> 00:05:59,725 Don't interfere, Robert. 128 00:05:59,726 --> 00:06:03,528 This here's between me and Martin Luther so-called King. 129 00:06:03,529 --> 00:06:06,197 Only king I know is Elvis Presley, 130 00:06:06,198 --> 00:06:07,598 God rest his soul. 131 00:06:07,599 --> 00:06:11,036 Oh, oh, you don't remember me. 132 00:06:11,037 --> 00:06:16,608 Well, I've been throwin' bricks at your marchin' ass since 1959. 133 00:06:16,609 --> 00:06:19,978 And so, brothers and sisters, 134 00:06:19,979 --> 00:06:21,278 you know why... 135 00:06:21,279 --> 00:06:22,747 Hey, shut the hell up, 136 00:06:22,748 --> 00:06:23,915 you black son of a bitch! 137 00:06:23,916 --> 00:06:25,051 What's wrong with y'all? 138 00:06:26,385 --> 00:06:28,920 Thank God for the white man's infinite mercy, 139 00:06:28,921 --> 00:06:30,722 Martin Luther King. 140 00:06:30,723 --> 00:06:32,290 'Cause if it was up to me, 141 00:06:32,291 --> 00:06:36,428 I'd unleash the hound and turn y'all niggers into puppy chow! 142 00:06:36,429 --> 00:06:39,597 I was happy at the back of the bus. 143 00:06:42,868 --> 00:06:44,335 Ow! My eyeball! 144 00:06:46,906 --> 00:06:49,141 Just wait till I get me another brick 145 00:06:49,142 --> 00:06:50,775 or maybe a large rock 146 00:06:50,776 --> 00:06:53,745 or, you know, one of them teeny, tiny, little cement blocks. 147 00:06:53,746 --> 00:06:57,048 Why'd you have to go mess with the natural order of things? 148 00:06:57,049 --> 00:06:58,883 I'd have shot you myself, 149 00:06:58,884 --> 00:07:01,385 but I realized the white man got better aim. 150 00:07:01,386 --> 00:07:02,987 Stop acting crazy. 151 00:07:02,988 --> 00:07:04,956 We're going back to my house for dinner. 152 00:07:06,258 --> 00:07:08,592 Turn the other cheek and take me with you. 153 00:07:08,593 --> 00:07:09,661 I'm hungry. 154 00:07:11,164 --> 00:07:12,497 You know, Robert, 155 00:07:12,498 --> 00:07:16,967 I spoke to sister Rosa before she passed. 156 00:07:16,968 --> 00:07:21,505 She said you were prank-calling her again. 157 00:07:21,506 --> 00:07:23,241 She was lying. 158 00:07:23,242 --> 00:07:26,979 She had the caller ID, Robert. 159 00:07:28,514 --> 00:07:31,183 You prank-called Rosa Parks? 160 00:07:31,184 --> 00:07:33,017 She stole my thunder. 161 00:07:33,018 --> 00:07:35,886 Robert, you got to let it go. 162 00:07:35,887 --> 00:07:37,755 What did Rosa Parks do to you? 163 00:07:37,756 --> 00:07:41,425 Robert was a member of the Montgomery Bus Boycott. 164 00:07:41,426 --> 00:07:44,996 Strategic Planning Committee in 1955. 165 00:07:44,997 --> 00:07:49,500 He was on that bus with Sister Rosa that fateful day. 166 00:07:49,501 --> 00:07:50,903 No. 167 00:07:58,611 --> 00:08:00,044 Okay, this is it, brother. 168 00:08:00,045 --> 00:08:02,246 Remember, no matter what they do, 169 00:08:02,247 --> 00:08:04,449 nobody gives up their seat. 170 00:08:04,450 --> 00:08:05,483 Ya dig? 171 00:08:05,484 --> 00:08:07,118 We shall not be moved. 172 00:08:07,119 --> 00:08:08,786 Mm-hm. 173 00:08:08,787 --> 00:08:12,124 Y'all can go ahead on to the back. 174 00:08:16,061 --> 00:08:18,162 We's movin', Mr. Bossman. 175 00:08:18,163 --> 00:08:19,330 We's movin'. 176 00:08:19,331 --> 00:08:20,866 Lord, sure do wish 177 00:08:20,867 --> 00:08:23,301 these here feets could move faster for you, Mr. Bossman... 178 00:08:23,302 --> 00:08:24,802 Move, boy. 179 00:08:24,803 --> 00:08:26,203 Had some roller skates on, 180 00:08:26,204 --> 00:08:27,639 I could get back there real quick. 181 00:08:27,640 --> 00:08:29,106 This here far enough for you... 182 00:08:29,107 --> 00:08:30,542 No. Mr. Bossman? 183 00:08:30,543 --> 00:08:33,111 I can press myself up against the cold glass window. 184 00:08:33,112 --> 00:08:34,347 This good? You. 185 00:08:35,314 --> 00:08:36,548 Go ahead to the back. 186 00:08:36,549 --> 00:08:38,216 No. 187 00:08:38,217 --> 00:08:41,152 I am not going to move. 188 00:08:43,822 --> 00:08:47,358 Uh- Uh- Uh- M- Mr. Bus Driver, sir? 189 00:08:47,359 --> 00:08:49,861 She- She- She ain't move. 190 00:08:49,862 --> 00:08:52,964 How dare you refuse to give up your seat, woman! 191 00:08:52,965 --> 00:08:55,800 What are you, some kind of history-making crusader 192 00:08:55,801 --> 00:08:58,736 for justice? Yes, we are! 193 00:08:58,737 --> 00:09:01,305 You think you're gonna change history on your own? 194 00:09:01,306 --> 00:09:04,008 Is that it, woman? All by yourself? 195 00:09:04,009 --> 00:09:06,344 That lady sure has courage. 196 00:09:06,345 --> 00:09:07,678 Hey! What-? What about me? 197 00:09:07,679 --> 00:09:08,813 I got courage. 198 00:09:08,814 --> 00:09:10,614 You wants me to fetch the police 199 00:09:10,615 --> 00:09:12,750 for you, Mr. Bus Driver, sir? Get me the sheriff. 200 00:09:12,751 --> 00:09:15,253 I got a colored woman who don't wanna give up her seat. 201 00:09:15,254 --> 00:09:16,988 Stay strong, Sister Rosa! 202 00:09:16,989 --> 00:09:18,122 She's so brave! 203 00:09:18,123 --> 00:09:21,192 We'll love you forever! 204 00:09:21,193 --> 00:09:24,629 That's right. Take us to jail. 205 00:09:24,630 --> 00:09:27,465 We're not afraid. 206 00:09:27,466 --> 00:09:29,535 Stay out of trouble, nigger. 207 00:09:31,670 --> 00:09:34,038 Robert, you didn't. 208 00:09:34,039 --> 00:09:35,340 They laid her in state. 209 00:09:35,341 --> 00:09:37,142 They ain't gonna lay my black ass in state. 210 00:09:37,143 --> 00:09:39,277 They gonna lay me at the Johnson fuckin' Mortuary 211 00:09:39,278 --> 00:09:40,478 down the damn street. 212 00:09:40,479 --> 00:09:42,046 Mm-mm. Yeah. 213 00:09:42,047 --> 00:09:43,148 Hm! 214 00:09:43,149 --> 00:09:46,384 Well, anyway, Dr. King, 215 00:09:46,385 --> 00:09:48,720 I just wanted to say that even though 216 00:09:48,721 --> 00:09:50,955 you've been catching a lot of flak recently, 217 00:09:50,956 --> 00:09:55,660 we're very honored to meet you, really. 218 00:09:55,661 --> 00:09:57,361 Get off his dick. 219 00:09:57,362 --> 00:09:58,429 Ow! 220 00:09:58,430 --> 00:09:59,831 Man, I'm just sayin', 221 00:09:59,832 --> 00:10:02,700 Mr. DuBois riding Dr. King like a rodeo show. 222 00:10:02,701 --> 00:10:03,668 Ow! 223 00:10:03,669 --> 00:10:04,636 Stop it! 224 00:10:04,637 --> 00:10:05,870 You don't look famous. 225 00:10:05,871 --> 00:10:08,039 What are you, an actor? 226 00:10:08,040 --> 00:10:09,407 Is you Morgan Freeman? 227 00:10:09,408 --> 00:10:10,808 Ow! Boy, stop acting crazy. 228 00:10:10,809 --> 00:10:12,410 You know that's Martin Luther King. 229 00:10:12,411 --> 00:10:13,978 Now, go clear the dishes. 230 00:10:13,979 --> 00:10:16,247 Why can't this Morgan Freeman King dude 231 00:10:16,248 --> 00:10:17,315 clear the dishes? 232 00:10:17,316 --> 00:10:19,650 Shoot, the nigger just had a free meal. 233 00:10:19,651 --> 00:10:21,051 Riley, come here. 234 00:10:21,052 --> 00:10:22,486 Get over here. No. 235 00:10:22,487 --> 00:10:25,089 How can you embarrass me 236 00:10:25,090 --> 00:10:27,192 in front of Martin Luther King? Stop, Granddad! 237 00:10:27,193 --> 00:10:28,559 What is wrong with you? Ow! 238 00:10:28,560 --> 00:10:30,561 I hate Morgan Freeman King! 239 00:10:30,562 --> 00:10:33,031 I wish he never came here! 240 00:10:39,938 --> 00:10:42,006 ♪ Move them butt cheeks ♪ 241 00:10:42,007 --> 00:10:43,908 ♪ Move them butt Move them butt ♪ 242 00:10:43,909 --> 00:10:45,910 ♪ Move them butt cheeks♪ Oh, Lord. 243 00:10:47,045 --> 00:10:48,345 Hm. 244 00:10:48,346 --> 00:10:50,281 ♪ I got that thugin' luv♪ Hm. 245 00:10:50,282 --> 00:10:53,450 What happened, Huey? 246 00:10:53,451 --> 00:10:56,287 What happened to our people? 247 00:10:56,288 --> 00:10:58,789 I think... everyone was waiting 248 00:10:58,790 --> 00:11:00,525 for Martin Luther King to come back. 249 00:11:00,526 --> 00:11:04,662 The Martin Luther King they're waiting for, Huey, 250 00:11:04,663 --> 00:11:07,600 is gone forever. 251 00:11:14,973 --> 00:11:16,574 Dr. King? 252 00:11:16,575 --> 00:11:18,643 Dr. King? 253 00:11:18,644 --> 00:11:19,777 It's time to get up. 254 00:11:19,778 --> 00:11:21,779 You got an interview today. 255 00:11:21,780 --> 00:11:24,182 I'm not going. 256 00:11:24,183 --> 00:11:25,883 I quit. 257 00:11:25,884 --> 00:11:27,518 Dr. King! 258 00:11:27,519 --> 00:11:30,488 I don't wanna. Mm-mm. 259 00:11:30,489 --> 00:11:32,423 Dr. Martin Luther King Jr., 260 00:11:32,424 --> 00:11:35,059 you get out of that room and continue to fight 261 00:11:35,060 --> 00:11:36,995 for freedom and justice this instant! 262 00:11:38,631 --> 00:11:39,997 Come on. 263 00:11:39,998 --> 00:11:41,599 Think about it, Dr. King, 264 00:11:41,600 --> 00:11:44,101 you missed out on four decades of media evolution. 265 00:11:45,570 --> 00:11:46,604 Oh, God! 266 00:11:47,606 --> 00:11:48,806 Sorry, Mr. White Man, sir... 267 00:11:49,775 --> 00:11:52,210 What the people need is the truth. 268 00:11:52,211 --> 00:11:54,312 And not the pretty truth. 269 00:11:54,313 --> 00:11:56,413 The horrible, awful, terrible truth 270 00:11:56,414 --> 00:11:58,015 that hurts people's feelings. 271 00:11:58,016 --> 00:12:00,350 The truth that makes people get angry 272 00:12:00,351 --> 00:12:01,919 and get up and do somethin'. 273 00:12:01,920 --> 00:12:06,657 Huey, I just don't think I belong in this new world. 274 00:12:06,658 --> 00:12:08,526 I don't know if I need 275 00:12:08,527 --> 00:12:13,865 the 20-gig iPod or the 40-gig. 276 00:12:13,866 --> 00:12:17,501 I tried to download some Mahalia Jackson, 277 00:12:17,502 --> 00:12:21,740 but I lost my iTunes password. 278 00:12:23,676 --> 00:12:28,380 I really should have approvals over this kind of thing. 279 00:12:29,114 --> 00:12:31,149 A political party? 280 00:12:31,150 --> 00:12:33,918 Not just any political party, 281 00:12:33,919 --> 00:12:36,854 a black revolutionary political party. 282 00:12:36,855 --> 00:12:39,323 But why me? 283 00:12:39,324 --> 00:12:42,293 You should ask Oprah to do it. 284 00:12:42,294 --> 00:12:44,862 She's more popular, and if you ask me, 285 00:12:44,863 --> 00:12:47,365 a darn pretty lady. 286 00:12:48,867 --> 00:12:51,870 Oh, snap. No, they didn't. 287 00:12:51,871 --> 00:12:55,240 A boneless rib sandwich. 288 00:12:55,241 --> 00:12:58,576 What will they think of next? 289 00:12:58,577 --> 00:13:01,379 I know I shouldn't eat these, 290 00:13:01,380 --> 00:13:03,615 but they're for a limited time only. 291 00:13:05,117 --> 00:13:06,617 Oh... 292 00:13:06,618 --> 00:13:11,923 I really should have approvals over this kind of thing. 293 00:13:11,924 --> 00:13:17,228 And so the philosophy of this new political party 294 00:13:17,229 --> 00:13:21,032 might be considered extremely leftist by some... 295 00:13:21,033 --> 00:13:22,100 Do you love America? 296 00:13:22,101 --> 00:13:23,968 I'm sorry? 297 00:13:23,969 --> 00:13:25,436 You sure as hell are, buddy. 298 00:13:25,437 --> 00:13:27,704 Why can't liberals ever answer that question 299 00:13:27,705 --> 00:13:29,640 with a simple yes, huh? 300 00:13:29,641 --> 00:13:32,176 If you ask me if I love America, I say yes! 301 00:13:32,177 --> 00:13:34,878 Why can't you say yes? Say you love America right now. 302 00:13:34,879 --> 00:13:35,980 Say it. 303 00:13:35,981 --> 00:13:39,083 The party's basic philosophy is... 304 00:13:39,084 --> 00:13:40,250 Say it! 305 00:13:40,251 --> 00:13:42,319 Sir, I will not be... 306 00:13:42,320 --> 00:13:44,655 Say it or shut up! 307 00:13:44,656 --> 00:13:47,558 We'll be back with more fair and balanced coverage after... 308 00:13:47,559 --> 00:13:49,060 Oh! He just hit him! He... 309 00:13:51,730 --> 00:13:54,732 I thought that went well. 310 00:13:54,733 --> 00:13:58,002 You know, Huey, those of us who do adhere 311 00:13:58,003 --> 00:14:00,337 to the philosophy of nonviolence, 312 00:14:00,338 --> 00:14:03,640 frown upon the throwing of furniture 313 00:14:03,641 --> 00:14:06,544 to resolve our political differences. 314 00:14:06,545 --> 00:14:10,047 Where did people go for information before cable news? 315 00:14:10,048 --> 00:14:13,717 We can do it like we did back in the day. 316 00:14:13,718 --> 00:14:17,021 We'll go into the streets and tell the people. 317 00:14:17,856 --> 00:14:19,223 ♪ Yeah ♪ 318 00:14:19,224 --> 00:14:21,292 ♪ I wish the president Would stop lyin' ♪ 319 00:14:21,293 --> 00:14:23,327 ♪ Black babies'd stop cryin' ♪ 320 00:14:23,328 --> 00:14:25,295 ♪ And young brothers'd Stop dyin' ♪ 321 00:14:25,296 --> 00:14:27,432 ♪ I wish the police'd Stop killin' ♪ 322 00:14:27,433 --> 00:14:28,967 ♪ Politicians stop stealin' ♪ 323 00:14:28,968 --> 00:14:30,701 ♪ And actin' like They not dealin' ♪ 324 00:14:30,702 --> 00:14:32,804 ♪ When they know they got Bricks in the street ♪ 325 00:14:32,805 --> 00:14:34,671 ♪ At the country club♪ 326 00:14:34,672 --> 00:14:36,274 ♪ Fixin' to eat♪ 327 00:14:38,978 --> 00:14:40,477 What up, y'all? 328 00:14:40,478 --> 00:14:42,713 You got it locked on WFRK, The Freak. 329 00:14:42,714 --> 00:14:44,582 That was my main man Gangstalicious 330 00:14:44,583 --> 00:14:46,216 with "Thugin' Luv. " 331 00:14:46,217 --> 00:14:47,752 We goin' to the phones. 332 00:14:47,753 --> 00:14:48,952 WFRK? 333 00:14:48,953 --> 00:14:50,455 Hello? Am I caller 13? 334 00:14:50,456 --> 00:14:52,857 You sure are. And you know what that means? 335 00:14:52,858 --> 00:14:54,658 What? It means you're going 336 00:14:54,659 --> 00:14:58,295 to the Martin Luther King emergency action partay! 337 00:14:59,264 --> 00:15:00,598 Oh, my God! 338 00:15:00,599 --> 00:15:02,032 Oh, my God! I can't believe it! 339 00:15:02,033 --> 00:15:03,368 I can't believe it! 340 00:15:03,369 --> 00:15:04,969 It's gonna be all the way live, 341 00:15:04,970 --> 00:15:07,372 and, baby girl, you're gonna be in the building. 342 00:15:07,373 --> 00:15:09,206 Tell me the station that's helping you 343 00:15:09,207 --> 00:15:11,475 shake your stankin' ass with Martin Luther King. 344 00:15:11,476 --> 00:15:13,745 WFRK, The Freak! 345 00:15:14,813 --> 00:15:17,681 Dr. King, why are they giving away tickets 346 00:15:17,682 --> 00:15:19,717 to our emergency action planning meeting 347 00:15:19,718 --> 00:15:22,954 on 95.5, WFRK, The Freak? 348 00:15:22,955 --> 00:15:25,856 Well, Huey, I thought about what you said 349 00:15:25,857 --> 00:15:29,927 about not having enough experience with modern media, 350 00:15:29,928 --> 00:15:34,566 so I hired an urban promotions firm to help get the word out. 351 00:15:36,301 --> 00:15:39,669 Uh-oh. Was that bad? 352 00:15:43,208 --> 00:15:47,211 Huey, are you sure we're in the right place? 353 00:15:47,212 --> 00:15:50,381 I'm on Ray-Ray's list. Check the list for Ray-Ray. 354 00:15:50,382 --> 00:15:52,383 Excuse me, bro. 355 00:15:52,384 --> 00:15:54,119 Awww! 356 00:15:55,153 --> 00:15:56,220 What's up? 357 00:15:56,221 --> 00:15:57,255 My name is Huey... 358 00:15:57,256 --> 00:15:58,622 I'll tell you right now, 359 00:15:58,623 --> 00:16:00,725 y'all ain't gettin' in without no female. 360 00:16:00,726 --> 00:16:03,728 What? Sir, we need to get in 'cause I... 361 00:16:03,729 --> 00:16:05,029 I'll tell you right now, 362 00:16:05,030 --> 00:16:07,065 you ain't gettin' in with them shoes. 363 00:16:07,066 --> 00:16:08,832 What's wrong with my shoes? 364 00:16:08,833 --> 00:16:10,234 Excuse me, sir. 365 00:16:10,235 --> 00:16:11,903 I'm Martin Luther King. 366 00:16:11,904 --> 00:16:13,371 And I'm Malcolm X, nigger. 367 00:16:13,372 --> 00:16:16,073 You still ain't gettin' in here with them shoes. 368 00:16:16,074 --> 00:16:17,909 Sir, please? Young man, I... 369 00:16:17,910 --> 00:16:19,744 Mm... 50 bucks. 370 00:16:19,745 --> 00:16:20,778 What? 371 00:16:20,779 --> 00:16:22,113 Fifty bucks each. 372 00:16:22,114 --> 00:16:23,582 You want to get in or not? 373 00:16:28,454 --> 00:16:30,555 Aw, yeah. Come on. 374 00:16:30,556 --> 00:16:32,491 Yeah, uh-huh. 375 00:16:33,392 --> 00:16:35,726 Oh, hell nah! 376 00:16:35,727 --> 00:16:37,229 Come on. 377 00:16:40,899 --> 00:16:43,066 Yo, we gotta get back there. 378 00:16:43,067 --> 00:16:44,368 I tell you right now, 379 00:16:44,369 --> 00:16:46,437 You ain't gettin' back here without a wristband. 380 00:16:46,438 --> 00:16:48,939 A what? A wristband. 381 00:16:48,940 --> 00:16:50,074 Hey. 382 00:16:50,075 --> 00:16:52,910 This is Martin Luther King. 383 00:16:52,911 --> 00:16:55,446 I'm surprised they let you in here with those shoes. 384 00:16:55,447 --> 00:16:57,181 I'm just sayin', 385 00:16:57,182 --> 00:17:00,117 I'm just sayin' it's only right if you recognize all the kings. 386 00:17:00,118 --> 00:17:02,420 The Kings of Comedy, the king of rap, 387 00:17:02,421 --> 00:17:05,423 Rodney King, the king of beer, King Kong, Don King. 388 00:17:05,424 --> 00:17:07,691 All right! 389 00:17:07,692 --> 00:17:10,394 Whoo! That nigga was deep. 390 00:17:10,395 --> 00:17:14,432 Okay, we all got to stop and give thanks to my nigga God. 391 00:17:17,202 --> 00:17:18,536 Thank you, white Jesus, 392 00:17:18,537 --> 00:17:21,439 for making all this positive black shit possible. Amen. 393 00:17:21,440 --> 00:17:25,276 Okay. Let's keep this motherfucker movin'! 394 00:17:25,277 --> 00:17:26,377 Ha-ho! 395 00:17:26,378 --> 00:17:27,611 While we waited, 396 00:17:27,612 --> 00:17:29,213 the first black political party 397 00:17:29,214 --> 00:17:31,448 was everything you expected it would be. 398 00:17:31,449 --> 00:17:33,617 There were the hustler preachers. 399 00:17:33,618 --> 00:17:36,053 And that's why you have to go buy my new book, 400 00:17:36,054 --> 00:17:38,055 so God can help you lose weight 401 00:17:38,056 --> 00:17:39,957 and get a husband with the benefits. 402 00:17:39,958 --> 00:17:41,926 The rapper truce. 403 00:17:43,595 --> 00:17:46,531 Oh, yeah, and there was also the inevitable fight. 404 00:17:46,532 --> 00:17:48,232 Whoa, whoa, whoa! Hey, security! 405 00:17:48,233 --> 00:17:50,067 Come get these ghetto-ass niggas! 406 00:17:50,068 --> 00:17:52,436 Niggas always gotta mess some shit up! Damn! 407 00:17:52,437 --> 00:17:53,637 Out of the club! 408 00:18:02,147 --> 00:18:04,148 Excuse me. 409 00:18:04,149 --> 00:18:06,885 Brothers and sisters, please. 410 00:18:09,021 --> 00:18:12,523 If someone could just turn off... 411 00:18:12,524 --> 00:18:14,725 King looked out on his people 412 00:18:14,726 --> 00:18:16,627 and saw they were in great need. 413 00:18:16,628 --> 00:18:19,630 So he did what all great leaders do. 414 00:18:19,631 --> 00:18:21,666 He told them the truth. 415 00:18:21,667 --> 00:18:26,537 Will you ignorant niggers please shut the hell up?! 416 00:18:31,309 --> 00:18:33,477 He just said what I think he said? 417 00:18:33,478 --> 00:18:34,945 Is this it? 418 00:18:34,946 --> 00:18:38,516 This is what I got all those ass-whuppings for? 419 00:18:38,517 --> 00:18:40,518 I had a dream once. 420 00:18:40,519 --> 00:18:43,019 It was a dream that little black boys 421 00:18:43,020 --> 00:18:44,755 and little black girls 422 00:18:44,756 --> 00:18:47,358 would drink from the river of prosperity, 423 00:18:47,359 --> 00:18:50,494 freed from the thirst of oppression. 424 00:18:50,495 --> 00:18:54,732 But lo and behold, some four decades later, 425 00:18:54,733 --> 00:18:59,237 what have I found but a bunch of trifling, 426 00:18:59,238 --> 00:19:02,907 shiftless, good-for-nothing niggers? 427 00:19:02,908 --> 00:19:07,544 And I know some of you don't want to hear me say that word. 428 00:19:07,545 --> 00:19:11,481 It's the ugliest word in the English language, 429 00:19:11,482 --> 00:19:15,419 but that's what I see now: niggers. 430 00:19:15,420 --> 00:19:18,088 And you don't want to be a nigger 431 00:19:18,089 --> 00:19:21,525 'cause niggers are living contradictions. 432 00:19:21,526 --> 00:19:25,362 Niggers are full of unfulfilled ambitions. 433 00:19:25,363 --> 00:19:27,531 Niggers wax and wane. 434 00:19:27,532 --> 00:19:29,699 Niggers love to complain. 435 00:19:29,700 --> 00:19:34,204 Niggers love to hear themselves talk, but hate to explain. 436 00:19:34,205 --> 00:19:38,242 Niggers love being another man's judge and jury. 437 00:19:38,243 --> 00:19:41,579 Niggers procrastinate until it's time to worry. 438 00:19:41,580 --> 00:19:43,915 Niggers love to be late. 439 00:19:43,916 --> 00:19:47,718 Niggers hate to hurry! 440 00:19:47,719 --> 00:19:51,655 Black Entertainment Television 441 00:19:51,656 --> 00:19:56,260 is the worst thing I've ever seen in my life. 442 00:19:56,261 --> 00:20:01,264 Usher, Michael Jackson is not a genre of music! 443 00:20:01,265 --> 00:20:05,269 And now I'd like to talk about Soul Plane. 444 00:20:05,270 --> 00:20:07,905 I've seen what's around the corner. 445 00:20:07,906 --> 00:20:11,741 I've seen what's over the horizon, 446 00:20:11,742 --> 00:20:15,712 and I promise you, you niggers have nothing to celebrate. 447 00:20:15,713 --> 00:20:18,515 I know I won't get there with you. 448 00:20:18,516 --> 00:20:20,351 I'm going to Canada. 449 00:20:24,722 --> 00:20:26,457 Thank you, Huey. 450 00:20:26,458 --> 00:20:27,992 Thank you, Dr. King. 451 00:20:27,993 --> 00:20:30,495 Do what you can. 452 00:20:31,896 --> 00:20:34,265 That was the last time I saw Dr. King, 453 00:20:34,266 --> 00:20:37,167 but the story doesn't end there. 454 00:20:37,168 --> 00:20:39,470 King's speech was replayed the entire next day 455 00:20:39,471 --> 00:20:41,839 on the cable news channels. 456 00:20:41,840 --> 00:20:45,141 Then something unexpected happened. 457 00:20:45,142 --> 00:20:47,011 People got angry. 458 00:20:47,012 --> 00:20:49,580 Nobody knows exactly what to attribute 459 00:20:49,581 --> 00:20:53,284 to the sharp decline in African American dropout rates. 460 00:20:53,285 --> 00:20:55,586 -That is every African American player 461 00:20:55,587 --> 00:20:56,954 in the NBA refusing to play 462 00:20:56,955 --> 00:20:58,822 until there is a full troop withdrawal- 463 00:20:58,823 --> 00:21:01,759 -billionaire Bob Johnson apologizing to black America 464 00:21:01,760 --> 00:21:03,227 for the network he founded- 465 00:21:03,228 --> 00:21:04,828 - the White House and Congress 466 00:21:04,829 --> 00:21:07,364 are receiving an unprecedented amount of calls 467 00:21:07,365 --> 00:21:09,165 from irate African Americans. 468 00:21:09,166 --> 00:21:12,469 And the revolution finally came. 469 00:21:12,470 --> 00:21:14,839 The mob is refusing to disperse. 470 00:21:14,840 --> 00:21:16,707 The president is urging everyone 471 00:21:16,708 --> 00:21:19,010 to stay calm and obey the curfew. 472 00:21:19,011 --> 00:21:20,578 You're horrible! 473 00:21:20,579 --> 00:21:22,680 You liar! 474 00:21:22,681 --> 00:21:24,515 Murderer! Fire! 475 00:21:24,516 --> 00:21:26,851 Come on! Go, go, go, go, go! 476 00:21:35,894 --> 00:21:38,363 It's fun to dream. 477 00:21:38,413 --> 00:21:42,963 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 34885

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