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♪ I am the stone
The builder refused ♪
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♪ I am the visual
The inspiration ♪
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♪ That made lady
Sing the blues ♪
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♪ I'm the spark
That makes your idea bright ♪
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♪ The same spark
That lights the dark ♪
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♪ So that you can know
Your left from your right ♪
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♪ I am the ballot in your box
The bullet in the gun ♪
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♪ The inner glow
That lets you know ♪
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♪ To call your brother sun ♪
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♪ The story that just begun ♪
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♪ The promise
Of what's to come ♪
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♪ And I'm a remain a soldier ♪
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♪ Till the war is won ♪
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♪ Chop, chop, chop
Judo flip ♪
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♪ Chop, chop, chop
Judo flip ♪
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♪ Chop, chop, chop
Judo flip ♪
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♪ Chop, chop, chop ♪
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Hey!
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Hey!
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Hey!
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Watch where
you're walking, nigga.
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H-hey, what you say, nigga?
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Watch closely.
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You're about to experience
a "Nigga Moment. "
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Webster defines
the "Nigga Moment"
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as a moment when ignorance
overwhelms the mind
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of an otherwise logical
Negro male-
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What did you say,
bitch nigga?
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Hey, squeeze it, nigga!
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-causing him to act
in an illogical,
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self-destructive manner,
I. E., like a nigga.
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You want it?
Right here.
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Nigga Moments
are unpredictable.
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Hey, wait, man. Wait.
This is stupid.
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Hey, you right, dawg.
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Look, let's put the guns away
and go on about our business.
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Freeze!
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But they all end up bad.
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If they had their own category,
Nigga Moments
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would be the third leading
killer of black men
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behind pork chops and FEMA.
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It's a fact.
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Now, let's see
how a Nigga Moment
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affects a white man.
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Prick.
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Watch where you walkin', bitch.
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What did you-?
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Wait a minute.
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I'm white.
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Where you goin'?
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Don't you ignore me.
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This is a perfectly
good moment
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to throw your life away.
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A big misconception
about the Nigga Moment
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is that it can be avoided
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by simply moving away
from niggas.
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If only it were that easy.
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See, niggas always got
a new trick
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right around the corner.
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? Ha-da-da-da, ha?
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? Doo-dah-dah-deh-deh?
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? Tuh?
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Listen up, boys.
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I'm about to sing
the "New Shoes" song.
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? New shoes?
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? New shoooooes?
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? Woo-hoo?
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Boy, Nike makes some good shoes.
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Hoo!
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? Ave Maria?
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Oh!
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What the hell?
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Hey! What's goin' on, man?
Damn!
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I know there's nobody
in my space.
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This is handicapped parking.
Isn't it?
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Don't do that, don't do that!
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Yo, man, watch where you're going.
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Stupid son of a bitch!
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Every Nigga Moment begins with the nigga.
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Without that key element,
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all you're left with is peace
and quiet.
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Colonel H. Stinkmeaner is,
and always has been,
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a cantankerous, ornery old man.
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He spent his childhood
disagreeing with most things,
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especially things
involving happiness,
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unity and kindness.
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Stinkmeaner got no pleasure
seeing sunsets and trees,
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dolphins or rainbows.
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Man, this some old bullshit.
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So he didn't particularly mind
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when at age 15,
he lost his sight to cancer.
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At least I don't have to look
at your ugly ass no more.
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The doctors gave him
three years to live.
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So he dedicated
those three years
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to spreading a lifetime
of misery and hatred.
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You danged fool!
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Nobody knows how Stinkmeaner
managed to live so long.
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He believed it was his love
of hatred that kept him going.
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Who in the hell parked
in my space?
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That's like calling
1-800-Collect-An-Ass-Whupping.
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And no, that ain't
no toll-free call, partner.
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You hit my car!
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Are you blind?
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Yes, I am! So?
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Wait. You're blind?
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Yes!
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Blind!
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You got a problem
with that, ni-yagga?
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You could have killed somebody.
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I-I'd be doing them a favor.
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Getting run over by me
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is as close
to an honorable death
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as most of these people
are gonna get.
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Some days,
I'm quite the humanitarian.
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I think I hit a wheelchair
on the way over here. Heh.
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Oh, look what you did
to Dorothy.
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You'd better have insurance.
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Ni-yagga,
you better have insurance!
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Ass-whupping insurance.
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And you about to pay
a deductible.
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And just like that,
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my granddad was trapped
in a Nigga Moment.
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At this point, he can:
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Let's see which one he chooses.
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That's right.
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I backed into your car,
ni-yagga.
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What you gonna do?
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What you gonna do?
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Oh, hell nah.
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Granddad, let's whup
this nigga's ass right now.
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Bitch-ass, faggot-ass,
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punk-ass, pussy-ass,
bitch-ass nigga.
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Do you wanna do something,
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bitch-ass ni-yagga?
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Hold up.
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I smell new shoes.
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Awe, man.
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Oh! Not the shoes!
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Fool, what you-
Hey!
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I've said it before.
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Expensive sneakers
are like $150 land mines.
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Step on one and boom!
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A perfectly rational
black man can explode.
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Yeah!
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They ain't new anymore
are they, ni-yagga?
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And that nigga's spittin' on you.
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You better hit him, Granddad.
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Hit him. Hit him! Yeah!
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Hit him!
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Oh!
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Uh-oh.
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Yeah!
My bad knee!
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Oh, Lordy-Lordy-Lord.
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What you doing, man?
My bad knee.
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Oh, man.
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Huh?
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This fight is over.
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♪ It's the eye of the tiger
It's the cream of the fight ♪
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♪ Rising up to the challenge
Of our rival ♪
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I hate this damn song.
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I can't believe you got
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your ass kicked
by a blind man, Granddad.
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My knee went out.
You know I got a bad knee.
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Bad knee?
That nigga had bad eyes.
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He couldn't see, Granddad.
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He beat you like a piñata.
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Nah.
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Yo, we can rent Granddad out
for Mexican birthday parties.
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We can call him Señor Piñata.
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Hola, Señor Piñata.
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Stop it, boy!
Stop it.
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Where's my belt?
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Whoo. Whoo.
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I must be blind too,
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'cause I sure didn't see
that ass-whupping coming.
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Boy.
Riley.
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Yo, how bad you gotta
telegraph your punches
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for a blind nigga
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to see 'em coming, Granddad?
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Riley, the man had
a heightened sense of hearing.
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Oh, I thought Granddad had
a heightened sense of falling.
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Now, that's enough.
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Now, you just stop laughing
at your granddaddy.
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What's wrong with you?
Granddad had "hit me"
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written on his forehead
in Braille.
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I said, that's enough!
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Okay. What you gonna do?
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Beat me?
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Maybe I should get
a blindfold first.
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Okay, I'm ready.
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Wait.
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Maybe he gonna fall on me.
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Riley, stop.
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Granddad...
Rodney King just called,
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and said...
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"Damn, I thought
I got my ass whupped!"
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Ow!
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That night, I dreamt of a blind swordsman.
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♪ Poisonous paragraphs
Smash ya phonograph in half ♪
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♪ It be the Inspector Deck
On the warpath ♪
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♪ First class
Leavin' mikes with a cast ♪
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♪ Causin' ruckus
Like the aftermath ♪
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♪ From guns blast
Run fast ♪
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♪ Here comes
The verbal assaulter ♪
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♪ Rhymes runnin' wild
Like a child in a walker ♪
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♪ I scored
From the inner slums abroad ♪
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He knows my every move, yet, he cannot see.
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As my mind fights to make sense
of the impossible,
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he has turned my sight
into a liability.
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♪ ... To electrify ♪
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♪ With voltage of an eel
Truth that I'll reveal ♪
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♪ Crush the amateurs
Who screamed to keep it real ♪
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♪ Caesar black down
Hoodied up and fatigues ♪
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He has no just cause to want my life.
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There is no forethought,
no logic in his actions.
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This isn't just any swordsman.
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This is
the Blind Nigga Samurai.
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What's good, nigga?
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What's really good?
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Niggas.
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A Nigga Moment
isn't necessarily over
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when you think it's over.
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It kind of hangs around
like a unpaid bill.
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And in a case of the blind beating the dumb,
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security cameras
from the Woodcrest Square mall
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captured a fight
between a blind old man
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and an unidentified assailant
following a parking dispute.
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Aw...
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Man.
It's just local news.
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CNN has now confirmed that it was this man,
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Robert Jebediah Freeman,
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who got beat up
by a slightly older,
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significantly blinder
gentleman.
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Police aren't pressing charges
against Mr. Freeman.
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They say that ass-whupping
was punishment enough.
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We at CNN agree.
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Granddad, I don't think
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you should watch
this anymore.
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El residente de Woodcrest,
Robert Freeman,
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tiene un nuevo apodo:
Señor Piñata.
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Oh, Patty.
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Granddad,
you gotta ask yourself,
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would you really
be better off
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if you had beaten up
a blind old man in the street?
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It was a Nigga Moment,
Granddad.
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You gotta let it go.
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Maybe you're right.
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You have reached
the Freeman residence.
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If this is a lovely cutie-pie,
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please leave a message.
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Everybody else should just
hang up right now,
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because I'm not interested.
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Come on, Robert.
Pick up the phone.
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Pick up the phone.
I know you there in hiding.
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I seen you on the news
getting your black ass whupped
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by that blind, old monkey.
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That's why they shouldn't
let niggas go shopping.
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Call me back.
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Don't you walk away
from this answering machine.
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00:10:50,515 --> 00:10:52,216
Granddad, just let it die.
261
00:10:52,217 --> 00:10:53,418
I promise you,
262
00:10:53,419 --> 00:10:54,985
nobody's gonna call you
a punk.
263
00:10:54,986 --> 00:10:55,986
I will.
264
00:10:55,987 --> 00:10:58,457
Well, Riley will.
265
00:10:59,558 --> 00:11:00,992
Granddad.
266
00:11:34,193 --> 00:11:37,496
I can't believe Granddad went
back to fight that man.
267
00:11:39,064 --> 00:11:40,098
Yo!
268
00:11:40,099 --> 00:11:41,967
Check this out, Huey.
269
00:11:46,438 --> 00:11:48,071
All right, all right.
270
00:11:48,072 --> 00:11:49,940
Wait. Wait, wait.
271
00:11:49,941 --> 00:11:52,109
Watch. Watch, watch.
W-watch this.
272
00:11:52,110 --> 00:11:54,678
Here it comes.
Here it comes. Oh!
273
00:11:54,679 --> 00:11:55,813
Eat this right here!
274
00:11:55,814 --> 00:11:57,047
That song's shit.
275
00:12:01,186 --> 00:12:03,288
Hey, you ever notice
276
00:12:03,289 --> 00:12:04,822
whenever someone throws
a chair,
277
00:12:04,823 --> 00:12:06,924
a brawl jumps off?
278
00:12:06,925 --> 00:12:08,928
Aren't you worried
about Granddad?
279
00:12:10,929 --> 00:12:12,797
Look, you wanna see it again?
280
00:12:12,798 --> 00:12:14,932
Hey, look. Look.
L-look, look, see?
281
00:12:14,933 --> 00:12:16,133
I think you don't even have
282
00:12:16,134 --> 00:12:18,569
to hit nobody with a chair.
283
00:12:18,570 --> 00:12:21,272
And niggas will still
start wilin' out.
284
00:12:27,847 --> 00:12:30,014
Well, you don't look hurt.
285
00:12:30,015 --> 00:12:31,516
Two weeks.
286
00:12:31,517 --> 00:12:34,485
Good for you.
A rematch in two weeks.
287
00:12:34,486 --> 00:12:36,020
This'll be great.
288
00:12:36,021 --> 00:12:38,790
Hey, we might be able
to make some money off this.
289
00:12:38,791 --> 00:12:41,293
"The Slugfest
in Woodcrest. " Yeah.
290
00:12:45,698 --> 00:12:48,199
You don't understand, boy.
I have to do this.
291
00:12:49,301 --> 00:12:50,436
Follow me.
292
00:12:53,605 --> 00:12:55,407
I want you to see
what you're up against.
293
00:13:23,903 --> 00:13:25,669
Holy shit.
294
00:13:25,670 --> 00:13:28,039
You remember the way
he dodged your punch?
295
00:13:28,040 --> 00:13:30,374
Your enemy is the Zatoichi.
296
00:13:30,375 --> 00:13:32,210
The Blind Swordsman.
297
00:13:32,211 --> 00:13:33,811
His ears give him
more information
298
00:13:33,812 --> 00:13:35,512
than all your senses
put together.
299
00:13:35,513 --> 00:13:39,250
If you underestimate him,
he will kill you.
300
00:13:42,087 --> 00:13:43,088
Ah!
301
00:13:44,489 --> 00:13:46,490
You must train.
302
00:13:46,491 --> 00:13:47,926
I won't fail you.
303
00:13:47,927 --> 00:13:49,394
I'm not afraid.
304
00:13:49,395 --> 00:13:51,329
Oh, you will be.
305
00:13:51,330 --> 00:13:53,397
You will be.
306
00:13:55,166 --> 00:13:57,568
And a one, two...
307
00:13:57,569 --> 00:13:59,303
And a three...
Wa-ta!
308
00:14:08,447 --> 00:14:10,882
Ah. Between me
and you,
309
00:14:10,883 --> 00:14:13,283
your granddad shouldn't
be too worried.
310
00:14:13,284 --> 00:14:15,519
Everybody knows
niggas can't fight.
311
00:14:15,520 --> 00:14:16,687
I'm sorry?
312
00:14:16,688 --> 00:14:19,624
You heard me, nigga.
Niggas can't fight.
313
00:14:19,625 --> 00:14:21,959
They don't possess
the strength of character
314
00:14:21,960 --> 00:14:24,662
or the mental quickness
to be a great fighter.
315
00:14:24,663 --> 00:14:27,298
That's why all the best
fighters in the world
316
00:14:27,299 --> 00:14:29,734
have always been white men.
317
00:14:29,735 --> 00:14:30,935
Jack Dempsey,
318
00:14:30,936 --> 00:14:32,604
Rocky Marciano,
319
00:14:32,605 --> 00:14:34,037
"Slyvester" Stallone.
320
00:14:34,038 --> 00:14:36,307
And don't forget
Ralph Macchio.
321
00:14:36,308 --> 00:14:39,343
You name me one great
black heavyweight fighter.
322
00:14:39,344 --> 00:14:41,112
Name one. Go ahead.
Try and name one.
323
00:14:41,113 --> 00:14:42,247
See that?
You can't do it.
324
00:14:42,248 --> 00:14:43,381
What?
What, what, what?
325
00:14:43,382 --> 00:14:45,816
Oh, oh, oh. You wanna pull Ali
out your ass?
326
00:14:45,817 --> 00:14:47,217
That what you thinking about?
327
00:14:47,218 --> 00:14:48,386
Muhammad Ali?
328
00:14:48,387 --> 00:14:49,787
Well, if that nigga's
so tough,
329
00:14:49,788 --> 00:14:52,223
then why he didn't
go to Vietnam?
330
00:14:52,224 --> 00:14:53,524
I'll tell you why.
331
00:14:53,525 --> 00:14:55,326
'Cause he was scared.
That's why.
332
00:14:55,327 --> 00:14:58,929
Shoot. "No Vietnamese
ever called me nigga. "
333
00:14:58,930 --> 00:15:00,864
I call him a nigga eight times
334
00:15:00,865 --> 00:15:02,634
before I have breakfast.
335
00:15:02,635 --> 00:15:04,803
Now, what he gonna do?
Hold on, I'll make it nine.
336
00:15:05,937 --> 00:15:07,571
Nigga!
337
00:15:15,648 --> 00:15:17,982
I don't understand
why I'm blindfolded.
338
00:15:17,983 --> 00:15:20,018
Because the enemy cannot see.
339
00:15:20,019 --> 00:15:22,119
But, see, the thing is,
340
00:15:22,120 --> 00:15:24,955
I don't have super hearing,
so I don't get why I'm...
341
00:15:24,956 --> 00:15:26,658
Fight!
342
00:15:26,659 --> 00:15:28,259
Ow!
343
00:15:28,260 --> 00:15:29,460
Stop!
344
00:15:30,962 --> 00:15:32,496
Jean-Claude Van Damme
345
00:15:32,497 --> 00:15:34,398
is the best martial artist
in the world.
346
00:15:34,399 --> 00:15:36,767
He killed a man
with his butt cheek power.
347
00:15:36,768 --> 00:15:39,303
Steven Seagal, David Carradine,
348
00:15:39,304 --> 00:15:40,338
Chuck Norris.
349
00:15:40,339 --> 00:15:42,339
Shoot. Walker, Texas Ranger?
350
00:15:42,340 --> 00:15:44,241
Now, that's a karate man
right there.
351
00:15:47,212 --> 00:15:50,614
Word got out that my granddad was training for a rematch,
352
00:15:50,615 --> 00:15:52,917
and it quickly became
the talk of the town.
353
00:15:57,222 --> 00:15:58,722
What was that?
354
00:15:58,723 --> 00:15:59,858
An exhibition?
355
00:16:01,092 --> 00:16:03,762
You need emotional content.
356
00:16:05,064 --> 00:16:06,797
Now, try again.
357
00:16:06,798 --> 00:16:08,801
Oooooh-ah-da!
358
00:16:13,672 --> 00:16:15,540
Damn! That hurt.
359
00:16:15,541 --> 00:16:16,607
Damn it, boy!
360
00:16:16,608 --> 00:16:17,641
Hoo. Haa.
361
00:16:17,642 --> 00:16:18,976
Ooh.
362
00:16:18,977 --> 00:16:22,313
Everybody knows niggas
climb trees, not kick 'em.
363
00:16:24,483 --> 00:16:26,317
Riley had the brilliant idea
364
00:16:26,318 --> 00:16:29,353
to take advance orders for
the DVD release of the fight,
365
00:16:29,354 --> 00:16:31,655
and take a little action
on the side.
366
00:16:31,656 --> 00:16:32,957
Ugh! Pain.
367
00:16:37,029 --> 00:16:40,330
He hired a street team
to create the necessary hype.
368
00:17:01,819 --> 00:17:04,789
The fight had a huge turnout.
369
00:17:04,790 --> 00:17:06,023
Come on...
370
00:17:06,024 --> 00:17:09,293
Seems like watching
niggas act stupid
371
00:17:09,294 --> 00:17:12,229
was becoming America's
favorite pastime.
372
00:17:12,230 --> 00:17:13,697
Hey, listen up!
373
00:17:13,698 --> 00:17:16,133
I'm gonna tell y'all
one more time.
374
00:17:16,134 --> 00:17:20,303
This fight ain't startin'
till I get $10 from all y'all.
375
00:17:20,304 --> 00:17:23,574
Hey. You. Nah, nigga,
I didn't get yours yet.
376
00:17:23,575 --> 00:17:25,108
Give me that.
377
00:17:25,109 --> 00:17:27,544
That's the difference
between private Nigga Moments
378
00:17:27,545 --> 00:17:29,113
and public Nigga Moments.
379
00:17:29,114 --> 00:17:30,848
A private Nigga Moment
shames you.
380
00:17:30,849 --> 00:17:34,451
A public Nigga Moment
shames the whole race.
381
00:17:34,452 --> 00:17:37,021
Ooh, this is it.
382
00:17:37,022 --> 00:17:39,490
I'm gonna kick some ass now.
383
00:17:39,491 --> 00:17:43,127
Granddad, the only way to win
is not to fight.
384
00:17:43,128 --> 00:17:44,561
That's right, Robert.
385
00:17:44,562 --> 00:17:47,365
Nobody's gonna call you
a fruity boy
386
00:17:47,366 --> 00:17:50,634
or a pansy pants
if you don't do this.
387
00:17:50,635 --> 00:17:51,869
I will.
388
00:17:51,870 --> 00:17:54,138
Right.
Well, Riley will.
389
00:17:54,139 --> 00:17:56,308
I mean, everybody's real focused so far.
390
00:17:57,609 --> 00:17:58,609
Here we go.
391
00:18:00,446 --> 00:18:01,712
You scared?
392
00:18:01,713 --> 00:18:04,782
Yeah. You scared,
ain't ya, bitch nigga?
393
00:18:04,783 --> 00:18:06,617
I can smell the bitch in ya.
394
00:18:06,618 --> 00:18:09,654
Hm, hm, mm...
395
00:18:09,655 --> 00:18:11,489
Ooh, that's vintage bitch.
396
00:18:11,490 --> 00:18:13,958
You must have
Alzheimer's, old man.
397
00:18:13,959 --> 00:18:15,926
You already forgot
that ass-whupping?
398
00:18:15,927 --> 00:18:17,594
Uh-oh. Huh-huh.
399
00:18:17,595 --> 00:18:19,363
Oh, I hear ya coming.
400
00:18:19,364 --> 00:18:22,867
And as I watched Stinkmeaner move blindly around the ring,
401
00:18:22,868 --> 00:18:25,436
I had a terrifying realization.
402
00:18:25,437 --> 00:18:27,471
He wasn't a trained swordsman,
403
00:18:27,472 --> 00:18:30,041
and he didn't have
super hearing.
404
00:18:30,042 --> 00:18:33,510
He was a blind, old man
who had just gotten lucky.
405
00:18:33,511 --> 00:18:37,382
Granddad! Wait!
No, stop!
406
00:18:43,688 --> 00:18:45,456
Come on, Granddad.
407
00:19:02,307 --> 00:19:03,807
I'm gonna keep comin' anyway!
408
00:19:05,677 --> 00:19:07,078
Damn! Kick him in the nut.
409
00:19:12,384 --> 00:19:15,520
You know, we could all
be reading a book right now.
410
00:19:24,596 --> 00:19:26,997
He got what he deserved, man.
411
00:19:26,998 --> 00:19:28,098
Come on, now.
412
00:19:28,099 --> 00:19:29,867
Wait a minute.
413
00:19:29,868 --> 00:19:32,470
Oh. Oh, my goodness.
414
00:19:32,471 --> 00:19:34,171
I can't believe it.
415
00:19:34,172 --> 00:19:35,772
Dang, Granddad!
416
00:19:35,773 --> 00:19:37,541
You didn't have to kill him.
417
00:19:37,542 --> 00:19:39,677
And so, Granddad emerged
418
00:19:39,678 --> 00:19:42,112
from the Nigga Moment
victorious.
419
00:19:42,113 --> 00:19:43,813
Congratulations, Robert.
420
00:19:43,814 --> 00:19:46,583
I told you a nigga
that black couldn't fight.
421
00:19:46,584 --> 00:19:48,252
Whew! Good goin'.
422
00:19:49,254 --> 00:19:50,921
Hey, that wasn't worth it, man.
423
00:19:50,922 --> 00:19:51,923
I had my fingers crossed.
424
00:19:51,924 --> 00:19:52,957
I want my money.
425
00:19:52,958 --> 00:19:54,224
You owe me money, man.
426
00:19:54,225 --> 00:19:55,693
Gimme my money back!
427
00:19:56,762 --> 00:19:58,262
I want my money now.
428
00:19:58,263 --> 00:19:59,730
Gimme my damn money, kid.
429
00:20:05,403 --> 00:20:06,570
Oh, my God, a chair!
430
00:20:06,571 --> 00:20:07,939
Hey, what does he think-?
431
00:20:11,276 --> 00:20:13,344
I'm mad, man!
432
00:20:17,615 --> 00:20:18,682
Necklace.
433
00:20:20,118 --> 00:20:22,319
As he contemplated spending the remainder
434
00:20:22,320 --> 00:20:24,187
of his natural life in prison,
435
00:20:24,188 --> 00:20:26,356
Granddad never stopped
to realize
436
00:20:26,357 --> 00:20:28,993
that he had gotten the respect
he so desperately wanted.
437
00:20:28,994 --> 00:20:32,429
Yo, that mug killed a blind,
old man with his bare hands.
438
00:20:32,430 --> 00:20:34,832
Now, that's gangsta.
439
00:20:34,833 --> 00:20:37,636
Robert Jebediah Freeman?
440
00:20:39,137 --> 00:20:41,138
Tom and I had gotten
the fight licensed
441
00:20:41,139 --> 00:20:44,642
by the state boxing commission
at the last minute,
442
00:20:44,643 --> 00:20:47,911
legally indemnifying Granddad
against Stinkmeaner's death.
443
00:20:47,912 --> 00:20:51,415
But he was still pretty
shook up by the whole thing.
444
00:20:51,416 --> 00:20:55,118
Colonel Stinkmeaner had
no family and no friends.
445
00:20:55,119 --> 00:20:58,422
He lived a life without love
or companionship,
446
00:20:58,423 --> 00:20:59,656
or even pets.
447
00:20:59,657 --> 00:21:02,426
He was a horrible,
awful human being.
448
00:21:02,427 --> 00:21:05,262
And in truth, the world
was better off with him dead.
449
00:21:05,263 --> 00:21:07,298
Still, he was our brother.
450
00:21:07,299 --> 00:21:10,034
Lord, please forgive us
for taking this man's life.
451
00:21:10,035 --> 00:21:12,136
Why you say "us"?
You killed him...
452
00:21:12,137 --> 00:21:14,371
Shut your ass and pray, boy.
453
00:21:14,421 --> 00:21:18,971
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