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♪ I am the stone
The builder refused ♪
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♪ I am the visual
The inspiration ♪
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♪ That made lady
Sing the blues ♪
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♪ I'm the spark
That makes your idea bright ♪
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♪ The same spark
That lights the dark ♪
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♪ So that you can know
Your left from your right ♪
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♪ I am the ballot in your box
The bullet in the gun ♪
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♪ The inner glow
That lets you know ♪
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♪ To call your brother sun ♪
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♪ The story that just begun ♪
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♪ The promise
Of what's to come ♪
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♪ And I'm a remain a soldier ♪
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♪ Till the war is won ♪
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♪ Chop, chop, chop
Judo flip ♪
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♪ Chop, chop, chop
Judo flip ♪
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♪ Chop, chop, chop
Judo flip ♪
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♪ Chop, chop, chop ♪
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My grandfather,
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Robert Jebediah Freeman,
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after a lifetime of odd
adventures and strange mishaps,
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decided to spend his last days
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in the warm embrace
of suburbia.
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So he moved
to his perfect house
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in his perfect neighborhood.
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But he was still searching
for his perfect woman.
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For what reason,
I have no idea.
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I want candy!
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Damn it, I hate you!
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You're ruining my life, bitch!
Please, Herbert,
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remember our agreement.
Candy! I want candy!
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Give me candy!
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Give me candy!
I want candy!
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I want candy and marshmallows!
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Give it to me!
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Give it to me!
Herbert- Oh!
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And I want pasta!
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Hm, he sure looks
like a handful.
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When he gets like this,
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I just don't know how
to make him stop.
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I want candy
and marshmallows!
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Have you ever tried
beatin' his ass?
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What's with the belt?
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The nerve of you...
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In front of these people...
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You must have lost
your goddamn mind!
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Mom, stop!
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Not many men would stop
to help a woman in need.
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Well, uh-
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I guess I just hate to see
a child go unbeaten.
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I'm Cristal,
like the champagne.
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I'm Granddad.
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Hello, cutie.
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Yeah...
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I'd rather not.
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My name's Cristal,
like the champagne.
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Well, that sounds
like a stripper name.
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Cristal, like the champagne,
might you be a stripper?
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And just what do you know
about strippers, little man?
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Not much, but I do know they're
usually named after liquor.
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I just love grocery stores
in rich neighborhoods.
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Much better stuff.
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Check out this special
French whipped cream.
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Mm.
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Mm.
Mm.
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Mm-hm.
Mm.
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It's edible.
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Whipped cream, teddy bear...
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Mm, mm, mm.
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Somebody's busy.
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One hundred fifty-three dollars
and 12 cents is your total.
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Will this be cash or charge?
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You're such a gentleman.
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You didn't have to carry
all my bags.
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It's my pleasure, Cristal,
like the champagne.
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Well, see you around.
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I don't...
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I mean, I don't know if...
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Would you like a date?
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It just so happen I have coupons
for the Red Lobster, cutie pie.
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Um... okay.
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You do realize that
light-skinned ho was a ho,
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right, Granddad?
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Don't cuss, boy.
Now, watch your mouth.
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I didn't cuss.
I said ho.
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Don't think because I'm driving,
I can't come back there.
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I don't see
what the big deal is,
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just sayin' "ho. "
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Ow! You smackin' me!
Granddad, stop.
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Didn't I tell you to watch your mouth?
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Granddad!
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Riley, stop,
or we are going to die!
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Now, I bet you won't
say it again.
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Ho.
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Oh, I got your ho!
Watch the road.
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Watch the road, Granddad!
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Granddad, have you asked yourself
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why a 20-year-old girl
would want to go out
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with a man your age?
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Because I laid my game
down quite flat.
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Game?
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What you know
about the game, Granddad?
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I know the game.
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Takin' women out to eat?
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Givin' 'em free meals?
What part of the game is that?
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You takin' her to Red Lobster
with the cheddar biscuits.
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The fam ain't eatin'
cheddar biscuits,
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but this random broad
is eatin' cheddar biscuits.
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I know the game.
Your granddaddy knows the game.
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Game recognize game,
Granddad.
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I recognize game.
Your granddaddy recognize game.
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Game recognize game,
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and you lookin'
kinda unfamiliar right now.
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I- I can't- Where's Granddad?
Can I help you, sir?
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I ain't got time to mess
around with y'all.
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I got a date.
Get out the way.
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Don't do it, Granddad!
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Don't feed her!
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Come on, now, stop.
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Get off my leg.
Don't feed her.
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Don't try to pull me back.
The cheddar biscuits!
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What the hell? Get off me,
boy. What's wrong with you?
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Mm.
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Oh, God.
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Mm, mm.
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These cheddar biscuits
are so good,
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they just melt in your mouth.
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Thank you for the meal.
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It was very romantic,
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like Sex and the City
or somethin'.
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Wow. I have never seen
a woman eat like that.
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Or a man, actually.
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You should bring some home
for the boys.
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I don't know. If you feed 'em,
they'll never leave.
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Oh, stop.
They're so cute.
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You must love
having them around.
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Well, not really, but...
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You should let me
baby-sit sometimes.
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Doggy bag?
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A doggy bag is 90 bucks,
a tea bag is 50,
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but I'll have to ask you
to excuse me right now.
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See, I'm kind of,
you know, on a real date.
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You know, now that I think about it,
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I don't ever remember
seein' Granddad with a woman.
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There was a time,
when I was three,
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when I thought he was gay,
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but now, I think it's
just bad luck.
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Well, I don't see what the big
deal is with ho's, anyway.
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Riley, all women
are not ho's.
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We're talkin' 20,
25 percent, tops.
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Okay, but if they not
all ho's,
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then why I got to pay
to take 'em out to eat, then?
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I mean, I'm payin'.
That's payment.
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Uh, I don't know.
'Cause that's just what you do.
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You meet a girl,
you take her out to dinner,
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but you're not payin' the girl.
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You're payin' the restaurant.
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But I'm payin',
which makes her a ho.
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Why don't I just give her
the money.
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I was gonna spend on dinner
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and that ho can go
grocery shoppin'.
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And what do you do again?
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I'm in, uh- Sales.
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You could call it sales.
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I don't really like
to talk about work.
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I'm not really fulfilled
at my job.
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Why not?
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Well, the hours
are pretty long,
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the boss is a real jerk,
and the clients...
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Ugh, don't get me
started on the clients.
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Oh, damn.
So why do you do it?
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Mm, basically I'm in
a transitional period.
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Like last year,
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people said
I should be a model,
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but you gotta
go get the pictures taken
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and do that whole thing.
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Seemed like a lot of work.
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Yeah, taking pictures
can be tough.
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And then I wanted
to be a chef,
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but can you believe they want
you to go to school for that?
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I wish I could find a man,
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who could swoop in
like a superhero,
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and save me from,
you know, work.
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Kind of like
a Captain Save-A-Me.
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Do you know
where I can buy a cape?
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Ooh.
Damn.
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Whoa.
Wow.
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That's how it starts,
you know.
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Takin' bitches out to eat,
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meals and whatnot.
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Next thing you know,
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you wake up
in a rest haven for ho's.
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A sanctuary for scandalous
skeezers and stunts.
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You're jumpin' to conclusions.
It's just a date.
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What if he marries her?
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What if we end up
with a ho for a grandma?
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Riley, shut your dumb ass up.
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What if we have a ho
for a grandma,
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and she comes to school
on career day?
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Ooh, what if they have kids?
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We'd have a brother
or sister that's half ho.
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Riley!
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This is your home? It's beautiful.
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Hey, boys.
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I love this place.
I never want to leave.
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Is there anything to eat?
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I didn't want to believe Riley.
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I wanted Granddad to have
finally found love in his life.
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But I've never been one
to ignore the obvious.
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Granddad was tryin' to turn
a ho into a housewife.
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Come on, Granddad.
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What you talkin' about?
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Hey, you just wait a minute.
Uh-huh.
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♪ She did me wrong ♪
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♪ Now, I ain't sayin'
She a gold digger ♪
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♪ When I'm in need ♪
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♪ But she ain't messin'
With no broke niggaz ♪
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♪ She did me wrong ♪
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♪ Now, I ain't sayin'
She a gold digger ♪
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♪ But she ain't messin'
With no broke niggaz ♪
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♪ When I'm in need ♪
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♪ Get down, girl
Go ahead, get down ♪
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♪ Get down, girl
Go ahead, get down ♪
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♪ Get down, girl
Go ahead, get down ♪
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♪ Get down, girl
Go ahead ♪
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♪ Cutie the bomb
Met her at a beauty salon ♪
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♪ With a baby Louis Vuitton
Under her underarm ♪
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♪ She said
I can tell you rock ♪
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♪ I can tell by your charm
Far as girls you got a flock ♪
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♪ I can tell by your charm
And your arm ♪
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♪ But I'm looking for the one
Have you seen her♪ ♪
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♪ My psychic told me
She have a ass like Serena ♪
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♪ Trina, Jennifer Lopez
Four kids ♪
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♪ And I gotta take all
They badass to showbiz ♪
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♪ Okay, get your kids but
Then they got they friends ♪
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♪ I pulled up in the Benz
They all got up in ♪
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♪ We all went to Den
And then I had to pay ♪
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♪ If you f@#$% with this girl
Then you better be paid ♪
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What's up now?
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Why you keep doin'
the same move?
240
00:10:18,617 --> 00:10:20,952
Where your game at?
Where your game at?
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My X button ain't working.
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Whatever, nigga.
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Hey, look, I'm pressin' it.
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You see me pressin' it.
You cheatin'.
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Bitch, your game is garbage.
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I'm Cristal, bitch.
Who's next?
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Fake-ass Mariah Carey!
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That's how nasty
my game is, son.
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I send niggas runnin' away.
250
00:10:44,377 --> 00:10:45,610
What?
251
00:10:47,846 --> 00:10:49,413
Ah.
252
00:10:49,414 --> 00:10:51,916
A full day's supply
of vitamin C.
253
00:11:05,264 --> 00:11:08,233
Granddad, that woman
has got to go.
254
00:11:08,234 --> 00:11:12,903
Miss Cristal
is my beautiful baby-boo,
255
00:11:12,904 --> 00:11:15,240
and you will
show her some respect.
256
00:11:15,241 --> 00:11:18,542
Granddad, we don't know anything
about Miss Cristal.
257
00:11:18,543 --> 00:11:20,945
I mean, we know she spends
all your money.
258
00:11:20,946 --> 00:11:22,880
We know she eats more
than a black hole.
259
00:11:22,881 --> 00:11:26,050
We know she cheat
at PlayStation!
260
00:11:26,051 --> 00:11:28,920
But where does she live?
What does she do for a living?
261
00:11:28,921 --> 00:11:30,387
She's in sales.
262
00:11:30,388 --> 00:11:31,589
Pfft. Ho sales.
263
00:11:31,590 --> 00:11:32,590
What?
264
00:11:32,591 --> 00:11:34,692
Granddad, does she duck
under the table
265
00:11:34,693 --> 00:11:36,529
every time a dude
in a purple suit walks in?
266
00:11:46,205 --> 00:11:48,072
Uh, a lot of people do that.
267
00:11:48,073 --> 00:11:52,310
Can she run really, really,
really fast in high heels?
268
00:11:52,311 --> 00:11:55,813
I don't know.
Average speed, I guess.
269
00:11:55,814 --> 00:11:57,782
Race you to the car.
270
00:11:57,783 --> 00:11:59,717
Okay.
271
00:12:02,755 --> 00:12:04,155
Hm.
272
00:12:05,190 --> 00:12:08,660
Maybe, uh...
Little... above average.
273
00:12:08,661 --> 00:12:10,462
Does she keep askin'
if you're a cop?
274
00:12:10,463 --> 00:12:11,662
No.
275
00:12:11,663 --> 00:12:13,565
You know, you have
to tell me if you're a cop,
276
00:12:13,566 --> 00:12:14,566
or it's entrapment.
277
00:12:14,567 --> 00:12:15,800
Mm.
278
00:12:15,801 --> 00:12:18,003
My cute boys.
279
00:12:20,306 --> 00:12:23,474
You boys don't know Cristal
like I do.
280
00:12:23,475 --> 00:12:25,042
She's a wonderful woman.
281
00:12:25,043 --> 00:12:27,645
She's in my heart.
She's in my soul.
282
00:12:27,646 --> 00:12:29,780
I just want to be
her everything.
283
00:12:29,781 --> 00:12:32,382
And for your information,
children,
284
00:12:32,383 --> 00:12:34,986
I had relations
with Cristal last night.
285
00:12:34,987 --> 00:12:37,688
Ew, come on, Granddad!
Oh, God, please!
286
00:12:37,689 --> 00:12:39,456
Why would you share that?
That's nasty.
287
00:12:39,457 --> 00:12:41,659
How am I supposed to have
nice dreams tonight, man?
288
00:12:41,660 --> 00:12:43,427
And she didn't charge me
a dime.
289
00:12:43,428 --> 00:12:44,661
Mm.
290
00:12:44,662 --> 00:12:46,097
You ready to go
shoppin' again?
291
00:12:46,098 --> 00:12:47,132
You betcha.
292
00:13:05,317 --> 00:13:07,151
Hey, Huey.
293
00:13:07,152 --> 00:13:09,988
Okay, Cristal,
I think we need to talk.
294
00:13:12,391 --> 00:13:13,724
Before you start,
295
00:13:13,725 --> 00:13:15,627
I just want to tell you
how much fun it's been
296
00:13:15,628 --> 00:13:16,861
hangin' out with you guys.
297
00:13:16,862 --> 00:13:19,930
Think of me as the big sister
you always wanted.
298
00:13:19,931 --> 00:13:22,933
Don't take this
the wrong way, but...
299
00:13:22,934 --> 00:13:24,736
I need you to get
the hell up outta here.
300
00:13:24,737 --> 00:13:26,671
Any particular reason?
301
00:13:26,672 --> 00:13:28,540
You're kind of a lazy ho?
302
00:13:28,541 --> 00:13:30,607
Yeah, I can see that.
303
00:13:30,608 --> 00:13:33,211
I don't know why
my granddad can't see it.
304
00:13:33,212 --> 00:13:36,948
To be honest, me either.
It's so obvious.
305
00:13:36,949 --> 00:13:38,049
But it's okay because, see,
306
00:13:38,050 --> 00:13:39,584
I'm in this transitional
period...
307
00:13:39,585 --> 00:13:42,254
Ah, ah, ah, I don't care.
You gotta go.
308
00:13:49,361 --> 00:13:50,395
I can't do that.
309
00:13:50,396 --> 00:13:51,562
I'm sorry?
310
00:13:51,563 --> 00:13:53,264
You guys have the life.
311
00:13:53,265 --> 00:13:55,066
And I want the life too.
312
00:13:55,067 --> 00:13:58,536
Yeah, but it's our life.
We're his family.
313
00:13:58,537 --> 00:14:01,906
Oh, so now, we get
to what this is really about.
314
00:14:01,907 --> 00:14:05,109
I'm not one of y'all.
I'm not in the family.
315
00:14:05,110 --> 00:14:07,579
I don't carry his genes,
so I have to go?
316
00:14:07,580 --> 00:14:11,015
Uh, yeah.
Plus, you're a lazy ho.
317
00:14:11,016 --> 00:14:14,085
Ugh, ho is a strong term.
318
00:14:14,086 --> 00:14:18,355
Right now, I'm somewhere between
anatomical sales associate
319
00:14:18,356 --> 00:14:19,924
and high-maintenance girlfriend.
320
00:14:19,925 --> 00:14:21,859
Can't you be positive
about my growth?
321
00:14:21,860 --> 00:14:25,530
Cristal, every part of you
bein' here is unacceptable.
322
00:14:25,531 --> 00:14:28,232
Do you realize
I'm doin' prostitute laundry?
323
00:14:28,233 --> 00:14:31,503
Do you have any idea
how disgusting that is?
324
00:14:33,071 --> 00:14:36,241
Look, this is an adjustment
for everyone,
325
00:14:36,242 --> 00:14:38,041
but it's what
your grandfather wants.
326
00:14:38,042 --> 00:14:39,477
You can't get rid of me.
327
00:14:39,478 --> 00:14:42,914
I can do things to persuade
your granddad that you can't do.
328
00:14:42,915 --> 00:14:44,548
Like what?
329
00:14:44,549 --> 00:14:46,518
Never mind,
I don't really wanna know.
330
00:14:51,757 --> 00:14:53,391
Bye, Granddaddy.
331
00:14:53,392 --> 00:14:54,892
I'll be back in a few.
332
00:14:54,893 --> 00:14:56,327
Cristal was right.
333
00:14:56,328 --> 00:14:58,563
I was going about this
the wrong way.
334
00:14:58,564 --> 00:15:01,131
Granddad needed to see
the truth for himself.
335
00:15:02,901 --> 00:15:04,768
♪ I know she no good
But she good to me ♪
336
00:15:04,769 --> 00:15:07,138
♪ All right, we on a mission
With SpyCam vision ♪
337
00:15:07,139 --> 00:15:08,839
♪ Yeah, it's wrong
But I'd rather ♪
338
00:15:08,840 --> 00:15:10,374
♪ Beg forgiveness
Than permission ♪
339
00:15:10,375 --> 00:15:12,877
♪ Something is off
Who's this mystery lady♪ ♪
340
00:15:12,878 --> 00:15:14,645
♪ She's crazy
And something in her eyes ♪
341
00:15:14,646 --> 00:15:17,982
♪ Looks shady
But maybe after this exposé ♪
342
00:15:17,983 --> 00:15:20,018
♪ A blind man could see her
Comin' from a mile away ♪
343
00:15:20,019 --> 00:15:23,154
♪ Let me catch her in the act
See where her head is at ♪
344
00:15:23,155 --> 00:15:25,323
♪ Before the next sucker
For love falls in her trap ♪
345
00:15:25,324 --> 00:15:27,892
♪ So I'm wearin' my Nike's
With a Nikon ♪
346
00:15:27,893 --> 00:15:31,062
♪ Doin' some twilight
Recon and econ ♪
347
00:15:31,063 --> 00:15:34,866
♪ Can't stop the paparazzi
Oh, my God, with these Kodaks ♪
348
00:15:34,867 --> 00:15:37,168
♪ Tryin' to stop her
From gettin' the bozak ♪
349
00:15:37,169 --> 00:15:39,270
♪ From gettin' the bozak
From gettin' the bozak ♪
350
00:15:39,271 --> 00:15:41,672
♪ I know she no good
But she good to me ♪
351
00:15:41,673 --> 00:15:44,041
♪ I know she no good
But she good to me ♪
352
00:15:44,042 --> 00:15:46,610
♪ I know she no good
But she good to me ♪
353
00:15:46,611 --> 00:15:48,779
♪ I know she no good
But she good to me ♪
354
00:15:48,780 --> 00:15:50,215
♪ Click ♪
355
00:16:14,606 --> 00:16:16,574
Cutie pie, what is this?
356
00:16:17,975 --> 00:16:19,643
That's not me.
357
00:16:19,644 --> 00:16:23,615
I can't believe you would
digitally alter pictures of me.
358
00:16:24,716 --> 00:16:26,417
Boy, that ain't nothin'
but Photoshop.
359
00:16:26,418 --> 00:16:28,252
Get that outta here.
360
00:16:30,221 --> 00:16:33,224
Why don't they like me?
361
00:16:33,225 --> 00:16:34,926
I try...
362
00:16:34,927 --> 00:16:38,295
so hard with them.
363
00:16:38,296 --> 00:16:41,999
Aw, there, there.
364
00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:43,735
Haven't I done enough
for you two?
365
00:16:43,736 --> 00:16:46,337
Y'all don't know
what it's like to be old.
366
00:16:46,338 --> 00:16:48,872
To know you don't have
many days left.
367
00:16:48,873 --> 00:16:50,908
Cristal makes me happy.
368
00:16:50,909 --> 00:16:53,478
Why would you want
to take that away from me?
369
00:16:58,383 --> 00:16:59,917
It's a nigga in a purple suit.
370
00:17:05,289 --> 00:17:06,424
Who are you?
371
00:17:09,161 --> 00:17:11,962
My name is
A Pimp Named Slickback,
372
00:17:11,963 --> 00:17:14,899
and I believe I may have
misplaced some merchandise
373
00:17:14,900 --> 00:17:16,434
at this residence.
374
00:17:16,435 --> 00:17:18,603
There she is.
375
00:17:18,604 --> 00:17:20,370
Bitch,
I hope you got the monies
376
00:17:20,371 --> 00:17:23,307
to cover this little vacation
you been takin'.
377
00:17:23,308 --> 00:17:24,808
Now, hold up, Slickback.
378
00:17:24,809 --> 00:17:27,478
No, that's
A Pimp Named Slickback.
379
00:17:27,479 --> 00:17:29,246
That's what I said:
Slickback.
380
00:17:29,247 --> 00:17:32,483
No, no, it's
A Pimp Named Slickback.
381
00:17:32,484 --> 00:17:33,985
Like A Tribe Called Quest.
382
00:17:33,986 --> 00:17:36,653
You say the whole thing.
A Pimp Named Slickback.
383
00:17:36,654 --> 00:17:39,156
Uh, can we call you
"Slickback" for short?
384
00:17:39,157 --> 00:17:42,560
No, nigga.
I'm A Pimp Named Slickback!
385
00:17:42,561 --> 00:17:43,961
Cristal, who is this person?
386
00:17:43,962 --> 00:17:46,063
Nigga, are you deaf?
387
00:17:46,064 --> 00:17:50,601
I'm A Pimp Named Slickback.
Say it with me, now.
388
00:17:50,602 --> 00:17:52,069
He's my pimp.
389
00:17:52,070 --> 00:17:54,272
Y-y-y-your pimp?
390
00:17:54,273 --> 00:17:55,772
So you really are a- A...
391
00:17:55,773 --> 00:17:57,642
Yes, I'm a ho.
Yes, she's a ho.
392
00:17:57,643 --> 00:17:59,876
Come on, bitch. Now.
393
00:17:59,877 --> 00:18:03,080
A Pimp Named Slickback,
could I please have a minute?
394
00:18:03,081 --> 00:18:05,048
A minute?
395
00:18:05,049 --> 00:18:07,618
Let us pray "The Pimp's Prayer. "
396
00:18:07,619 --> 00:18:10,621
Lord, please pray
for the soul of this bitch,
397
00:18:10,622 --> 00:18:14,525
and guide my pimp hand
and make it strong, Lord,
398
00:18:14,526 --> 00:18:18,830
so that she might learn
a ho's place. Amen.
399
00:18:18,831 --> 00:18:20,698
Amen. Yeah!
400
00:18:29,041 --> 00:18:31,475
You ain't gonna hit
no woman in my house.
401
00:18:31,476 --> 00:18:35,046
What woman, sir?
This here's a ho.
402
00:18:35,047 --> 00:18:37,014
Not in this house, she's not.
403
00:18:39,217 --> 00:18:41,720
Why don't you
just wait outside.
404
00:18:44,223 --> 00:18:46,290
Damn, Indiana Jenkins.
405
00:18:46,291 --> 00:18:48,191
I didn't know
we was still whoopin' niggas.
406
00:18:48,192 --> 00:18:49,526
Fine.
407
00:18:49,527 --> 00:18:52,529
Bitch, you got 45 seconds,
and I'm leavin'.
408
00:18:52,530 --> 00:18:55,867
Forty-four, 43,
409
00:18:55,868 --> 00:18:57,935
42...
410
00:18:57,936 --> 00:18:59,636
I'm sorry I didn't tell you.
411
00:18:59,637 --> 00:19:01,639
I mean, at first,
I thought you knew.
412
00:19:01,640 --> 00:19:03,140
How would I?
413
00:19:03,141 --> 00:19:05,976
I mean, I don't see how
you couldn't have known.
414
00:19:05,977 --> 00:19:07,911
Well, easy mistake, I guess.
415
00:19:07,912 --> 00:19:09,847
I mean, there were so many
obvious signs...
416
00:19:09,848 --> 00:19:11,749
All right, all right,
I got the point.
417
00:19:11,750 --> 00:19:14,318
Cristal, I don't care
what you've done in the past,
418
00:19:14,319 --> 00:19:16,921
as long as you're ready
to start fresh.
419
00:19:16,922 --> 00:19:18,722
Think about it.
Forty-four...
420
00:19:18,723 --> 00:19:20,491
You can stay here,
421
00:19:20,492 --> 00:19:23,294
maybe get a job,
go back to school.
422
00:19:23,295 --> 00:19:24,528
We can make it work.
423
00:19:24,529 --> 00:19:26,564
I don't know, Robert.
424
00:19:26,565 --> 00:19:29,767
I'm not really cut out
for school and jobs.
425
00:19:29,768 --> 00:19:33,704
But you'll be able
to stay here with us.
426
00:19:33,705 --> 00:19:36,941
Yeah, you're right.
That sounds nice.
427
00:19:36,942 --> 00:19:40,244
Let me just go and get rid
of A Pimp Named Slickback,
428
00:19:40,245 --> 00:19:42,280
then maybe I'll get
some applications.
429
00:19:42,281 --> 00:19:47,485
Eleven, 10, nine...
430
00:19:49,354 --> 00:19:50,788
You're coming back, right?
431
00:19:50,789 --> 00:19:52,722
Of course.
432
00:19:52,723 --> 00:19:55,459
Time's up, bitch.
I am leavin'.
433
00:19:55,460 --> 00:19:57,495
Thanks for trying to save me.
434
00:20:04,302 --> 00:20:06,003
No, Daddy! Wait, wait!
435
00:20:07,239 --> 00:20:10,141
Wait, wait.
436
00:20:12,077 --> 00:20:13,311
She'll be back.
437
00:20:18,082 --> 00:20:19,517
I guess, deep down,
438
00:20:19,518 --> 00:20:22,085
all grownups want to find
that perfect person
439
00:20:22,086 --> 00:20:24,388
that'll guarantee that they'll
never be lonely again.
440
00:20:24,389 --> 00:20:28,226
I still believe Granddad'll
find his someday.
441
00:20:35,433 --> 00:20:37,001
Did she come back?
442
00:20:37,002 --> 00:20:39,303
Don't blow out the candle.
She'll think nobody's home.
443
00:20:39,304 --> 00:20:41,839
It's all right, Granddad.
444
00:20:41,840 --> 00:20:43,707
Maybe she'll be back tomorrow.
445
00:20:47,345 --> 00:20:48,946
One thing I learned though...
446
00:20:48,947 --> 00:20:50,614
Come back!
447
00:20:50,615 --> 00:20:52,149
Wait!
448
00:20:56,421 --> 00:20:58,488
Run, bitch, run!
449
00:20:58,489 --> 00:21:00,958
She sure can run
in those heels.
450
00:21:00,959 --> 00:21:03,293
I can't go to school!
451
00:21:03,294 --> 00:21:05,863
I can't get no real job!
452
00:21:08,533 --> 00:21:10,402
Feel the burn.
453
00:21:10,452 --> 00:21:15,002
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