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Please stop crying.
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Oh, I know. I know.
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Mama's gonna find your pacie.
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Oh, it's gotta be here somewhere.
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Oh.
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It's not a pacie, but it's something.
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Hola, kids.
Let's do the guacamole mambo.
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Jesus.
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We gotta turn you on
to Swedish death metal.
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♪ Mash, mash, mash the avocado ♪
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♪ Dash, dash, dash a little ♪
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♪ And a wiggle to the left,
a wiggle to the right ♪
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♪ Holy moly, it's guacamole ♪
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♪ Do the guacamole mambo ♪
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♪ Get in line and follow ♪
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♪ Do the guacamole mambo ♪
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Good morning, everyone.
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We have a new student joining us today.
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This is Caleb.
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Caleb, why don't you tell us
a little about your old school?
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Well, it was good.
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My old teacher was Ms. Benson,
and she was really nice.
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Until she choked on a corn dog
in the cafeteria and died.
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A corn dog?
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Whoa, what a rough way to go.
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Well, I'm sure you had
many other teachers there
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who meant a lot to you.
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Yeah, before her, I had Ms. Humphrey.
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And she was my favorite.
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But she got hit in the head by a swing.
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It made her brain bleed,
and her personality changed.
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Eventually she died too.
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So your last two teachers died?
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Yup.
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Okay.
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Well, thank you, Caleb, for sharing.
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Everyone, be sure to give him
a pencil if he needs one.
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And maybe a hug too.
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And pop goes the kernel!
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Wow.
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A lot of people would have
chosen the popcorn
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or the kernel, but you were...
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brave enough to tell the whole story.
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Thanks for auditioning.
Uh, we will be in touch.
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This one was definitely good.
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Uh, before I go, I just want to say
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my daughter and I love listening
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to your music together.
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I think what you do is really important.
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You make people happy.
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I'm normally the type
of person who could
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kick someone's teeth in
for jacking my parking spot,
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but since listening to you guys,
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I've been able to stop, take a breath,
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and remember,
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"Holy moly, it's guacamole."
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Wow, that... that means a lot.
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Not, uh... not a lot of grown-ups
get what we do, so...
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thank you.
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Hey, Deb, stop! Wait.
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Um, before you wiggle hop out of here,
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could you hang on for one sec?
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Sure, sure.
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Deb, auditions aren't technically over.
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But your passion for the group
speaks volumes.
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We would like to offer you
the role of Mary Bop.
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Oh! Oh, oh, my God!
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- Thank you, Mr. Bop!
- Oh, please.
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- Please, call me Larry.
- Got it.
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Hey, and could you do me a favor?
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On the way out, could you tell,
um, Gloria and Carol
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that they did not get it?
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I hate to disappoint people.
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Yeah, of course. Okay.
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- That was a long piece.
- That was great.
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- That was gr... commitment.
- Yeah, truly.
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'Cause the middle was terrible.
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And they reinterred my coffin
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under ten feet of concrete
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to prevent further
grave robbery attempts.
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I remain buried next to my wife,
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who people say was crazy.
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But we don't know if that's
historically accurate
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or just what men say
about women they don't like.
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Well, that's history, everyone.
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Time for silent reading.
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Oh, I'm so glad we're
team teaching this week.
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Me too.
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Uh-oh.
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Someone's been passing notes.
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"Your teacher is pathetic.
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"Anyone who acts that sunny all the time
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is an insecure loser."
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Whoa, baby. That's a zinger.
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Seriously.
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But don't feel bad.
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They're just idiot kids.
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Oh, I don't feel bad.
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The note's about you.
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Don't be ridiculous, Mary Louise.
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It's about you.
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Nope, it's obviously about you.
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Except for that it's not.
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- It's about you.
- Oh, come on, Caroline.
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You're the one who's got things
to be insecure about.
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You got dumped in a parking lot.
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And you didn't get fingered
until last year!
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Who here wrote this note
about Ms. Watson?
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'Cause it's really not nice.
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- Are you busy?
- Yeah, actually,
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- these grades are due at noon.
- Great.
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I have a child in my class
whose last two teachers died.
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Isn't that crazy?
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It's got me thinking about my mortality.
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Are you talking about Caleb?
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I had a premonition about him.
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I'm mildly clairvoyant.
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Mildly clairvoyant?
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I have visions.
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And I recently had one
about you and Caleb.
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It... it wasn't completely clear,
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but there was some kind of ending.
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A break in the continuity of things.
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A... an expiration. A terminus.
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That sounds like death.
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Well, visions are always
open to interpretation.
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But yeah, it's definitely death.
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♪ Aww, shake your sandwich ♪
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♪ Shake, shake your sandwich ♪
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♪ Turkey, lettuce, cheese, and mayo ♪
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♪ Mix it all together
and say, "Hey, yo" ♪
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♪ Hey, yo ♪
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It had moments. Let's take a five.
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When we get back, I've got
a new spread move I wanna try
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for "What's the Difference
Between Jam and Jelly?"
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You're better than that.
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These rehearsals have been so fun.
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I've been happy every day this week,
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and that has literally never happened.
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Well, your week's
about to get even better.
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We just booked a gig.
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We're about to wiggle pop your cherry.
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Get out! Where?
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Give me a wiggle beat.
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Fillmore Elementary!
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Uh-uh. Uh...
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Deb? Is everything okay?
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Do you really think that Fillmore
is the best place for us?
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I mean, I hear that they
have a ton of, uh,
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Crips and Bloods activity there.
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You know, those are West Coast,
and it's an elementary school.
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Oh, and I hear that
the teachers there sell oxy
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at drop off/pick up.
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- Hey, Deb.
- Hmm?
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It seems like you're trying to back out.
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No, no. I just can't go there.
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I love being a Wiggle Bop.
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Then you wanna stay one?
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So we have a dress rehearsal
tomorrow at 1:00
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before the show.
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Are you in?
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Absolutely.
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Mary Bop is in.
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Have fun at phys ed,
my little gym-thusiasts.
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Oh, look. Another note.
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Probably about you again.
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Please. You're so dumb,
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you didn't know the last one
was about you.
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I'm not dumb.
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You think Hannah Montana and Miley Cyrus
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are two different people.
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I hope your fragile ego can take this.
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And they are two different people.
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They just have similar teeth.
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"I bet your teacher wonders
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how anyone could ever love her."
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It's me.
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I do wonder that.
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I know I need therapy,
but my family only believes
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in medicating with a dry chardonnay.
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I'm a weirdo. I know I am.
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You guys are really nice to me,
but I'm a total weirdo.
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It's me.
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I'm unlovable.
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No, it's me.
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I'm unlovable.
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What kind of sick freak makes mosaics
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out of HDTV power couples
using spare buttons?
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That's nothing.
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I have special voices for the two snails
that live in my garden.
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One's like this.
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And one's like this.
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I'm sure a lot of people do that.
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How dare this kid pass judgment on us?
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We gotta find out which little
butthole wrote this note.
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Mr. Pearson?
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Don't sneak up on people
like that, Caleb.
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Sorry, but I just wanted
to give you this.
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I made it special for you.
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Oh, how nice.
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You can just leave it there.
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But I want you to look at it now.
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Mm.
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It's you and me.
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Is that a corn dog in my hand?
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What is so special about these losers?
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They're like a low-rent
"Yo Gabba Gabba!"
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They're local celebrities, Chelsea.
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Hey, guys.
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Why are you dressed like Mr. Robot?
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No reason.
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Hey, Cecelia, I have a doctor's
appointment right now.
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Can you watch my class?
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Yeah, sure.
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Thanks.
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Gotta go.
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Hey, guys.
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Hey.
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Ding-dong, the witch is wet.
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Hi, Larry!
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Oh!
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Hey, we're not signing
stuff today, guys, okay?
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Nobody... nobody touch. Nobody touch.
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This rocks.
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What are you doing?
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Stretching out my mouth.
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Oh, did your appointment get canceled?
Great.
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That gives me time
to go through the garbage
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for my co-op's trash to table
dinner tonight.
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Now you can watch your class.
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Balls.
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Five, six, seven, and...
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Okay, I'm here. From the top.
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- Deb, where have you been?
- Traffic. Let's do this.
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Whoa, Deb, Larry Bop is supposed to be
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in the front of the line.
Well, you snooze, you lose.
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One, two, three.
♪ Do the guacamole mambo ♪
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Something about avocado!
Something, something, lemon.
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Lemon, this, this,
chicken, chicken, chicken.
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And great. We all know what comes next.
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Let's take five. We just started.
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Well, I have to pump.
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Otherwise we'll be doing
the breast milk boogie.
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Did she say, "Chicken dick,
chicken dick,"
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when she was going in the circle?
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Oh!
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Frankie, step away from the Bunsen!
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You could have set the room on fire.
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But you always say someone should burn
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this dump to the ground.
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That's hyperbole.
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Now, everyone listen up
for the instructions
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for the actual experiment.
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"You will turn on your
Bunsen burners safely.
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"Using tongs, pick up
one magnesium ribbon
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and hold it over the flame."
Yada yada yada.
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Observe the results. I'll be right back.
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And no more do-it-yourself
flamethrowers.
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How long are we gonna talk about this?
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They can't be the same person.
262
00:11:27,908 --> 00:11:29,344
Miley Cyrus has brown hair,
263
00:11:29,369 --> 00:11:31,005
and Hannah Montana has blonde hair.
264
00:11:31,030 --> 00:11:32,799
It's a wig, Mary Louise.
265
00:11:32,824 --> 00:11:33,890
On a child?
266
00:11:33,915 --> 00:11:35,203
I don't think so.
267
00:11:38,365 --> 00:11:40,906
♪ I said shimmy shake ♪
268
00:11:41,385 --> 00:11:43,383
♪ Carrot cake ♪
269
00:11:44,072 --> 00:11:46,054
♪ Shimmy shake ♪
270
00:11:46,758 --> 00:11:48,851
♪ Carrot cake ♪
271
00:11:49,648 --> 00:11:50,719
Deb. Deb!
272
00:11:50,895 --> 00:11:52,117
Nice.
273
00:11:52,659 --> 00:11:53,828
- Where's Deb?
- Um...
274
00:11:53,853 --> 00:11:54,988
Don't lie for her!
275
00:12:03,560 --> 00:12:05,609
Frankie, where's your emo swoop?
276
00:12:06,256 --> 00:12:07,476
I don't know.
277
00:12:08,270 --> 00:12:09,467
Give it to me.
278
00:12:10,792 --> 00:12:13,663
No more flamethrowers!
279
00:12:14,089 --> 00:12:15,991
What kind of socks are those?
280
00:12:19,178 --> 00:12:22,648
They're compression socks
for circulation.
281
00:12:23,467 --> 00:12:25,070
And that was very insensitive.
282
00:12:27,558 --> 00:12:28,695
Mr. Pearson.
283
00:12:31,844 --> 00:12:32,922
Mr. Pearson.
284
00:12:33,976 --> 00:12:35,376
- Oh, my God.
- Mr. Pearson.
285
00:12:37,946 --> 00:12:40,367
Watch it! I was running with scissors.
286
00:12:43,484 --> 00:12:45,406
Be careful, Mr. Pearson.
287
00:12:45,542 --> 00:12:47,586
I don't wanna lose another teacher.
288
00:12:50,325 --> 00:12:53,728
Someone here wrote
some very heinous notes.
289
00:12:53,753 --> 00:12:56,923
- And hurtful.
- Hurtful and heinous notes.
290
00:12:57,023 --> 00:13:00,069
And until someone comes forward
to claim responsibility
291
00:13:00,094 --> 00:13:02,964
for them, no one will leave this room.
292
00:13:03,071 --> 00:13:06,390
And that includes missing
the Wiggle Bops performance.
293
00:13:06,501 --> 00:13:08,264
No!
294
00:13:09,423 --> 00:13:10,457
We'll wait.
295
00:13:16,514 --> 00:13:18,164
Uh-uh-uh!
296
00:13:18,650 --> 00:13:20,062
No bathroom either.
297
00:13:20,310 --> 00:13:23,312
If you gotta go, you can use this.
298
00:13:28,531 --> 00:13:29,695
Now, where's my wig?
299
00:13:29,720 --> 00:13:30,854
♪ Me, me, me, me, me, me ♪
300
00:13:30,953 --> 00:13:32,822
Whoa, Deb. Wow.
301
00:13:32,847 --> 00:13:34,148
You're actually here.
302
00:13:34,906 --> 00:13:36,680
You know what?
You gotta get your head in the game.
303
00:13:36,704 --> 00:13:38,672
Yeah, I know.
I'm really sorry about earlier.
304
00:13:38,697 --> 00:13:39,731
Thank you.
305
00:13:39,756 --> 00:13:40,945
I'm gonna 10-200.
306
00:13:41,151 --> 00:13:42,601
That's showbiz for pooping.
307
00:13:43,490 --> 00:13:44,586
Ew.
308
00:13:45,040 --> 00:13:46,187
Larry Bop.
309
00:13:48,615 --> 00:13:51,242
Hey there, you furry little Muppet.
310
00:13:51,619 --> 00:13:54,961
Can you tell me how to get
to Sex With Me Street?
311
00:13:55,489 --> 00:13:57,515
Uh, yeah, I can.
312
00:13:57,540 --> 00:13:58,562
Oh!
313
00:13:58,587 --> 00:14:00,027
They make you tuck when you perform?
314
00:14:00,140 --> 00:14:01,484
Oh, I get it. Kids.
315
00:14:01,562 --> 00:14:03,312
Let's get you untucked.
316
00:14:03,367 --> 00:14:05,820
Um, stop! I don't like you like that!
Leave!
317
00:14:05,976 --> 00:14:07,867
- Are you effing serious?
- Uh-huh.
318
00:14:07,892 --> 00:14:09,867
Okay, well, you're the one
who asked for my number
319
00:14:09,892 --> 00:14:11,759
and then texted me the emoji
of the wind-blowing lady
320
00:14:11,783 --> 00:14:12,956
and a rooster!
321
00:14:16,390 --> 00:14:20,039
- Well, these shoes are toast.
- You scumbag.
322
00:14:20,179 --> 00:14:21,664
I'm unprofessional?
323
00:14:21,689 --> 00:14:23,141
You tried to have sex with a teacher.
324
00:14:23,165 --> 00:14:24,463
I have no idea what
you're talking about.
325
00:14:24,487 --> 00:14:25,742
And by the way,
326
00:14:25,767 --> 00:14:26,922
you might have a big dick,
327
00:14:26,947 --> 00:14:28,719
but you have a weird woman's body.
328
00:14:29,325 --> 00:14:30,594
Wait, Deb?
329
00:14:30,890 --> 00:14:32,273
Wait, you know Deb?
330
00:14:32,298 --> 00:14:35,765
- Wait, are you a Wiggle Bop?
- Wait, do you teach here?
331
00:14:35,790 --> 00:14:37,190
Why didn't you tell us?
332
00:14:39,420 --> 00:14:40,937
I can't do this anymore.
333
00:14:41,262 --> 00:14:43,031
I'm sorry, Larry Bop. I quit.
334
00:14:52,636 --> 00:14:53,758
Toby?
335
00:14:54,335 --> 00:14:55,594
What are you doing?
336
00:14:56,344 --> 00:14:57,744
I saw your class walking themselves
337
00:14:57,778 --> 00:14:58,851
down to the assembly.
338
00:14:58,876 --> 00:15:00,647
I am kill-proofing my room.
339
00:15:00,714 --> 00:15:02,476
I can't be around Caleb.
340
00:15:02,937 --> 00:15:05,486
Death is coming for me,
but I'm gonna stop it.
341
00:15:05,552 --> 00:15:07,500
If you're destined to die,
you can't avoid it.
342
00:15:07,525 --> 00:15:08,627
Death won't be cheated.
343
00:15:08,652 --> 00:15:09,851
But I'm not ready.
344
00:15:09,876 --> 00:15:13,117
My love life is in shambles,
I'm a glorified sub,
345
00:15:13,142 --> 00:15:15,939
and I've never even cracked
open my home pickling kit.
346
00:15:15,964 --> 00:15:18,465
Toby, if Caleb is your agent of death,
347
00:15:18,531 --> 00:15:20,976
you should just accept it and
enjoy the time you have left.
348
00:15:21,703 --> 00:15:23,476
Is that meant to be comforting?
349
00:15:24,853 --> 00:15:26,254
We're waiting.
350
00:15:33,474 --> 00:15:34,695
Don't do this.
351
00:15:40,178 --> 00:15:41,511
We're waiting.
352
00:15:44,293 --> 00:15:46,162
Look what I found in the hallway.
353
00:15:46,187 --> 00:15:47,405
I don't wanna hear it, Chelsea.
354
00:15:47,429 --> 00:15:48,625
I'm embarrassed enough.
355
00:15:48,650 --> 00:15:49,885
I am not saying anything.
356
00:15:49,961 --> 00:15:51,266
You had a psychotic break.
357
00:15:51,331 --> 00:15:53,233
It happens, like, every day to Kanye,
358
00:15:53,300 --> 00:15:54,945
and he still gets rewarded by
getting to spend holidays
359
00:15:54,969 --> 00:15:56,237
with Kris Jenner.
360
00:15:56,304 --> 00:15:57,581
Actually, this is the healthiest thing
361
00:15:57,605 --> 00:15:59,515
I've done for myself in months.
362
00:15:59,557 --> 00:16:00,624
Okay.
363
00:16:00,649 --> 00:16:01,884
Maybe you do need help.
364
00:16:01,982 --> 00:16:03,352
I know it's weird.
365
00:16:03,429 --> 00:16:05,380
But those dumb-ass
kid songs make me happy,
366
00:16:05,445 --> 00:16:07,633
and they really helped me bond with Hag.
367
00:16:08,179 --> 00:16:10,818
I didn't tell you guys
because I didn't wanna ruin
368
00:16:10,884 --> 00:16:12,359
my cool-girl image.
369
00:16:12,384 --> 00:16:13,521
Oh, Deb.
370
00:16:13,656 --> 00:16:15,322
You do not have to worry about that.
371
00:16:15,388 --> 00:16:17,091
None of us think you're cool.
372
00:16:17,697 --> 00:16:18,875
And we won't judge you.
373
00:16:18,945 --> 00:16:20,503
You guys didn't judge me
when I confessed
374
00:16:20,527 --> 00:16:22,234
I didn't know what an adverb was.
375
00:16:22,461 --> 00:16:23,570
Mm-hmm.
376
00:16:23,828 --> 00:16:25,432
We will always support you.
377
00:16:25,898 --> 00:16:27,868
You're right. I shouldn't have quit.
378
00:16:27,935 --> 00:16:29,109
I love it.
379
00:16:29,945 --> 00:16:32,073
The show does not start
for five minutes.
380
00:16:32,140 --> 00:16:35,148
You can probably make it
if you go... fastly.
381
00:16:36,478 --> 00:16:37,545
Wow.
382
00:16:37,612 --> 00:16:39,420
In the tradition of the Greeks
383
00:16:39,445 --> 00:16:43,531
at the theater of Dionysus, give...
384
00:16:46,421 --> 00:16:49,070
Deb. You're here.
385
00:16:49,195 --> 00:16:51,648
No. Mary Bop's here.
386
00:16:52,000 --> 00:16:53,961
That is, if you'll still have her.
387
00:16:57,532 --> 00:16:58,933
Get in here, you crazy bop.
388
00:17:02,969 --> 00:17:04,272
Whoo!
389
00:17:04,338 --> 00:17:07,274
♪ Mash, mash, mash the avocado ♪
390
00:17:07,342 --> 00:17:09,509
♪ Dash, dash, dash a little ♪
391
00:17:09,576 --> 00:17:12,979
♪ And a wiggle to the left,
A wiggle to the right ♪
392
00:17:13,046 --> 00:17:16,517
♪ Holy moly, it's guacamole ♪
393
00:17:16,584 --> 00:17:19,253
♪ Do the guacamole mambo ♪
394
00:17:19,412 --> 00:17:20,881
Can you believe it?
395
00:17:20,969 --> 00:17:22,022
I know.
396
00:17:22,088 --> 00:17:23,466
I have no idea how he dances around
397
00:17:23,490 --> 00:17:25,225
with that monster dick.
398
00:17:25,367 --> 00:17:26,827
I was talking about Deb.
399
00:17:26,893 --> 00:17:28,395
She's amazing up there.
400
00:17:28,462 --> 00:17:29,997
Oh, yeah. Totally.
401
00:17:41,057 --> 00:17:42,291
Still waiting.
402
00:17:45,846 --> 00:17:48,789
Now I need a teacher volunteer
403
00:17:48,883 --> 00:17:51,818
for a super special magic trick.
404
00:17:51,885 --> 00:17:55,155
How about... you?
405
00:17:55,531 --> 00:17:57,591
Yes, you, silly. Get on up here.
406
00:18:00,150 --> 00:18:03,053
Hey! Now, what's your name?
407
00:18:03,197 --> 00:18:04,766
Mr. Pearson.
408
00:18:05,933 --> 00:18:06,867
- Off you go. Go.
- Okay.
409
00:18:06,933 --> 00:18:07,953
Go, go.
410
00:18:07,978 --> 00:18:10,897
And now I just need one more volunteer.
411
00:18:10,922 --> 00:18:14,695
How about somebody
in Mr. Pearson's class?
412
00:18:14,820 --> 00:18:16,789
Huh? Huh? Oh, yeah! You!
413
00:18:17,148 --> 00:18:18,187
Yes!
414
00:18:18,212 --> 00:18:19,223
- Get on up here.
- Oh, no!
415
00:18:19,247 --> 00:18:20,514
No, I can't do this!
416
00:18:20,581 --> 00:18:22,484
I'm sorry. I can't do this.
417
00:18:23,500 --> 00:18:26,015
- What's your name?
- Caleb.
418
00:18:26,040 --> 00:18:28,456
Oh, do you like magic, Caleb?
419
00:18:28,523 --> 00:18:31,092
Of course he does,
because everybody likes magic.
420
00:18:31,159 --> 00:18:32,227
- Right?
- Not me! No!
421
00:18:32,293 --> 00:18:34,027
I-I do not like magic!
422
00:18:34,094 --> 00:18:35,595
It's for witches and heathens!
423
00:18:35,662 --> 00:18:39,266
You're going to stick
this sword through the box
424
00:18:39,333 --> 00:18:41,539
with Mr. Pearson inside!
425
00:18:41,564 --> 00:18:42,609
No, please!
426
00:18:42,634 --> 00:18:44,945
Let's count him in on "Whee."
427
00:18:44,970 --> 00:18:48,142
One, a-two, a...
428
00:18:48,209 --> 00:18:49,376
Whee!
429
00:18:54,336 --> 00:18:56,148
I'm dead! I'm dead!
430
00:18:56,173 --> 00:18:58,836
- I died!
- You're not dead, Toby. You're fine.
431
00:18:58,929 --> 00:19:01,427
It is so embarrassing that
you just fell off the stage.
432
00:19:01,488 --> 00:19:03,015
I guess my vision didn't mean death.
433
00:19:03,040 --> 00:19:04,942
It was just a tragic end
to a magic trick.
434
00:19:05,125 --> 00:19:07,547
I think I hurt my leg.
435
00:19:07,867 --> 00:19:10,437
Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!
436
00:19:15,694 --> 00:19:19,351
It's 3:00, so legally
we have to let you go,
437
00:19:19,376 --> 00:19:20,710
or it's considered kidnapping.
438
00:19:20,735 --> 00:19:23,351
Do not think this is over.
439
00:19:27,750 --> 00:19:30,312
Hey, I'm sorry, but if an eight-year-old
440
00:19:30,337 --> 00:19:33,742
calling you an insecure loser
can make you openly cry,
441
00:19:33,767 --> 00:19:36,594
then maybe there's
something deeper going on.
442
00:19:37,135 --> 00:19:38,445
You're right, Ronan.
443
00:19:38,740 --> 00:19:41,742
Yeah, you've really
put things into perspective.
444
00:19:44,466 --> 00:19:47,422
Wait. Insecure loser?
445
00:19:47,774 --> 00:19:49,687
How would he know that was on the notes?
446
00:19:51,625 --> 00:19:53,860
That little asshole wrote
the notes, didn't he?
447
00:19:53,885 --> 00:19:56,070
Yeah. Ronan, wait!
448
00:19:56,095 --> 00:19:58,172
Tell me what I can do to do better.
449
00:19:58,204 --> 00:19:59,515
Oh, my God.
450
00:19:59,600 --> 00:20:02,248
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