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Mom, I love that you're proud of me,
but I'm not a doctor yet.
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You can't keep
giving my number out
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To women in your church group
and saying I'll help them.
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I can't.
Oh, hey. Tell your mom the cookies she made are ridic!
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Yes, that's him.
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It means "ridiculous."
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No. There's no reason
to shorten that word.
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Look, I-I gotta go. Bye.
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Your mom dsn't like me
very much, does she?
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No, she's crazy about you.
Aw, see you're lying! You're chewing on your hair.
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Babe, I can read you
like the back of a dase.
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A'ight, you chew on your hair
when you lie,
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You adjust your bra
when you're gonna yell at me
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And you get a far-off look
in your eyes when you narrate
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In your head.
(lucy) even though cole and Iwere clicking--
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There it is!
Stop noticing things I do!
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Even though cole and Iwere clicking,
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There was another couple
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That was even more in syncthan we were.Queer.
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Hey, before you go study,
I need your help.
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I have a patient
who had to pee on a ski lift,
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So she pulled her pants down
and her butt froze to the seat,
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And when she got off, she lost
most of the skin on her ass-- what's the question?
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Can I laugh at that?
That depends. Is she within earshot?
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No.
Well, it's funny. (laughs) no butt skin.
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(laughs)
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I lied.
She's right behind you. What?
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Ouch.
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Well, chapter 14 is down.
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Only 400 more pages to go
before the test morrow.
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I've never had
to work this hard in my life.
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School's always been easy
for me. Not to brag,
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But I was my high school
and college valedictorian. Me, too.
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Me, too.
I was on the cover of "time" magazine as a 9 year old
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Because I invented
a new kind of laser.
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Trang, you are so smart.
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Babe,
you're smothering me.
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You can be
a big fish at home,
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And then you get to med school
and everybody's brilliant.
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Man, you brainiacs think
you have it tough?
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My 'rents made me
go to med school
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Because everyone
on my dad's side is a doctor.
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Okay, on my mom's side,
everyone is a bounty hunter.
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I don't know why I couldn't
go to school for that.
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Everyone in my entire family
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Is counting on me
to become a doctor.
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And just in case
I forget that fact,
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My mom calls me every
eight minutes to check in. I feel the pressure, too.
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Not so much
from my parents...
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Mostly because
they think I'm dead.
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(inhales deeply)
all right, movin' on.
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The nervous system.
(chuckles)
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(scanner beeps)
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Bar codes?
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What the hell is this,
a supermarket?
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That's a human being,
for god's sa. Listen, old prospector,
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I know that
any new machine scares you,
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But here's
the well-held secret.
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Yoknow that box that records
your favorite television shows?
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There isn't a demon
inside of it. Then how does it know
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I miss the good old days,
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When doctors and patients
actually got to know each other.
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You know, back when
sexually harassing a nurse
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Was just considered
polite chitchat.
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Yes, the good old days.
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Back when a man of my color
couldn't be a doctor,
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But could live out
his lifelong dream
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Of one day driving a white woman
to her hair appointments.
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See? Turkleton gets it.
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Happy test day. You know, I'll
be there, so don't mess it up.
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Crap, I'm already late.
Wait. Breakfast.
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Strawberry frosting? Nice.
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Hey, you got fruit, dairy,
enough sugar for a month.
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What else you need?
Spoon.
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Use your fingers,
queen elizabeth.
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Mmm! Delicious.
I'll see you later.
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I love you.
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Um...
What was that? (chuckles)
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That just
sort of slipped out.
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I'm gonna just assume
that was the frosting talking,
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'cause, you know,
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That's something
I don't ever want hear.
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So would you like
to take that back? Yes, please.
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(door creaks)
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Whew.
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Hello again.
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Yeah, you know what?
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I don't want to take it back,
'cause it's the truth.
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Since the second I met you,
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You've made
everything in my life better.
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So, ha, yeah.
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I love ya.
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Perry, I thought we agreed you
wouldn't page me during lunch,
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And I wouldn't make you do
cool hip-hop handshakes. Fine.
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Then I owe you
a fist bump and a "peace out,"
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But in the meantime, I need
a surgical consult on a patient
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With ulcerative colitis.
She is a lesbian.
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Hey, babe. You ever thought
about being with another chick?
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(scoffs) no, cole. Ew!
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(whispers) oh!
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I only tell you this
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So that I can remain
relatively guilt-fre
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For when you do inevitably stick
one of your size 13 caveman feet
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Firmly into your own mouth.
I can handle a lesbian.
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I'm a professional doctor.
Give me what you owe me.
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Yeah, yeah...
Mm, solid.
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Yeah!
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All right, then,
books down, murderers.
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It is time to show off
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Your useless
regurgitation skills.
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Dr. Mahoney
will be your proctor. There you go.
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Try not to tell the test
that you're in love with it.
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Sorry, dog. Already called
shotgun on the lesbian.
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You can't call shotgun
on a person. All right, then. Dibs.
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Damn it!
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Dibs works.
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Todd, I'll let you run point
on this, but you gotta be cool.
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Hi.
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I'm dr. Lesbian,
I'll be your lesbian.
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I got it from here, todd.
(inhales deeply)
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I said I've got it
from here, todd. Okay.
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All right, then, gutter scum!
I just found this cheat sheet.
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Any of you who left this room
during the test stays.
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The rest of you, get out!
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Out!
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Now I-I gotta tell you
that I feel pretty confident
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That I can maintain
a certain level of calm
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If the owner of this
would simply admit to it.
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Anyone?
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(cell phone ringtone)
charles in charge...Go ahead and get that.
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(beep)
hi, mom.
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No, the test isn't over,
so I don't know my grade yet.
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I'm so sorry.
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It--it's really hard
to get her off the phone.
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I get that. My mom's
the same way. Let me see.
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(cell phone whooshes
and crashes)
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That works.
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(waz) I can't do this
all on my own
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Just outside this hall,
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So either we have
a matt damon-type custodian
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With an extensive knowledge
of the central nervous system,
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Or one of you cheated.
And since just last week,
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I saw one of our fine janitors
eat a piece of chalk,
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I'm guessing the latter.
He's the deal--
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You're all going
to be locked in this room
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Till one of you comes forward
and takes responsibility.
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I hope you all think long
and hard about what you've done. Oh, no, no, no, no.
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Butch, this happened
on your watch.
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You're not going anywhere.
Would it make any difference
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If I told you
I have a personal issue
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That makes staying in here
really horrible for me?
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It would make me
quite a bit happier. Ha!
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Beth, this is dr. Turk.
How you doing?
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She must be
your lady friend, huh?
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(whispers) your lover.
(laughs)
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(normal voice) I don't even know
why I whispered that.
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I just don't know what you guys
call each other nowadays.
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What is it?
Are you uncomfortable around lesbians?
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What?! Me? Nah.
(giggles and snorts)
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Uh, nicole, I'm gonna
run a series of tests on you,
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But it would help me out a lot
if you could tell me
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What type of stomach pain
you were having. It's not that bad, really.
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The truth is, beth wanted me
to get checked out.
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We're going on vacation
next week to ibiza
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With a bunch
ofur girlfriends,
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And all we do
is dance, drink...
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And, uh...
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Swim.
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Are--are--are you okay,
dr. Turk?
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Yeah, I'm fine.
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I was just thinking about
my family vacation to ohio.
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Yeah, we, uh...
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We visited two science centers
and it was--it was a lot of fun.
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My daughter got scared,
though,
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So we had to spend
most of the time in the car.
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It was pretty awesome.
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(cole) 28... 29... 30!
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Damn, trang!
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You are impervious to pain!
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Pay up, bitch!
Dr. Cox has to let us out eventually.
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I mean, he can't
keep us here forever.
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Can he?
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Shea butter
and big floppy sun hats.
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Oh, and I made a deal
with a witch.
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How come witches
never offer me a deal?
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I'm approachable.
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Drew, come on.
Just admit you cheated.
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It's okay.
You didn't have time to study.
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You were out in a meadow
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Pressing wildflowers
and writing love sonnets.
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Yes, me telling you I love you
makes me a 19th-century dandy.
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Hey, maya. You and trang
both left during the test.
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Wherwere you?
Guys, we all left at some point.
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She's right. We have to stop
turning on each other.
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Especially since it's so obvious
that cole's the one who cheated.
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I'm sure cole has
some great explanation.
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Cole, what were you doing
in the bathroom? Doing my test prep.
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Okay,
part one--dropping a "d."
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Part two--
using the mnemonic skills
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I picked up at a.D.D. Camp.
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Okay, I remember the circulatory
system by nging nickelback.
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this is how I remind me
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of blood cells
and their jobs
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lymphocytes and "t" cells
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crushing cancer
on every level
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Wow. That makes
a kind of horrible sense.
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How'd that go for you?
Awkward or, uh, really awkward?
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Neither.
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(telephone rings)
super awkward.
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Oh! (laughs)
look, nicole's colitis is pretty advanced
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And surgery is too risky
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Due to her diabetes
and thrombocytopenia. Well, just treat it
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She must be in a lot of pain.
I wonder why she didn't tell me.
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Maybe she did,
but you didn't hear her because
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You were fantasizing about being
stranded on lesbian island. Is that a real place?
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Because I can leave tonight.
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What?
We're just hard-staring you away.
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Ohh.
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(gasps)
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There's only one way
to prove your innocence.
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It's a human
lie detector test.
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I take your pulse and I ask you
some basic questions.
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You can't tell if I'm lying.
I play online poker.
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You ever kissed a dude?
No.
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Lie.
It was a lacrosse initiation. I didn't even want to do it.
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My god,
your pulse is racing. Hey, forget this, man!
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I hope it was drew.
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And I hope he gets
his butt thrown out of here. What did he do to you?
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(whispers)
did he smack you around?
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Worse. He told me he loved me.
Who does that?
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Don't you see? He's trying
to get me to trust him
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So then he can just
let me down. Crazy idea--you could just
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Yeah, but then
if it doesn't work out,
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I'll have to kill him,
go to jail, escape,
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Come back and kill you
for giving me thatdvice. I love how our friendship is
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00:10:26,451 --> 00:10:28,652
But as much as they do
terrify me,
237
00:10:28,653 --> 00:10:31,087
I'm gonna go ahead
and say it.
238
00:10:31,088 --> 00:10:33,089
You and drew
are awesome together!
239
00:10:33,090 --> 00:10:36,158
Quit being such a chicken
and just go for it.
240
00:10:36,159 --> 00:10:39,193
Dude, you never told us
why you were in the bathroom. In the bathroom
241
00:10:39,194 --> 00:10:41,662
Didn't you stop using
public toilets
242
00:10:41,663 --> 00:10:44,531
Afteu lived in a gas station
bathroom for a month?
243
00:10:44,532 --> 00:10:45,999
That's right.
244
00:10:46,000 --> 00:10:48,501
It was your fun fact
at orientation.
245
00:10:48,502 --> 00:10:50,535
Maya's fact was
she's colorblind,
246
00:10:50,536 --> 00:10:53,338
And trang absorbed
his twin sister in the womb.
247
00:10:53,339 --> 00:10:56,975
That's why he's so smart.
My boy's got two brains. (drew) that's not
248
00:10:56,976 --> 00:10:59,845
Why are you lying, drew?
What are you covering up?
249
00:10:59,846 --> 00:11:01,914
I was on the phone,
alright?
250
00:11:01,915 --> 00:11:05,450
You made a phone call in
the middle of a test? To who? It doesn't matter!
251
00:11:05,451 --> 00:11:06,883
Um...
252
00:11:06,884 --> 00:11:09,551
I can still feel you
staring at me
253
00:11:09,552 --> 00:11:11,386
Like a cheetah
stares at a gazelle.
254
00:11:11,387 --> 00:11:12,887
I'm thinking.
255
00:11:14,790 --> 00:11:16,090
Fine. (sighs)
256
00:11:16,091 --> 00:11:18,158
What the hell. I'll tell
the jackass I love him.
257
00:11:18,159 --> 00:11:20,927
It was a personal call,
and it's nobody's business.
258
00:11:20,928 --> 00:11:23,529
It is our business
'cause you weren't on the phone,
259
00:11:23,530 --> 00:11:26,465
You were cheating.
I wasn't cheating! I can prove it.
260
00:11:26,466 --> 00:11:28,700
I was on the phone
with my divorce lawyer.
261
00:11:28,701 --> 00:11:31,402
You're married?
A little.
262
00:11:31,403 --> 00:11:33,737
You alwaysput yourself at risk
263
00:11:33,738 --> 00:11:35,906
When you decideto trust someone else.
264
00:11:36,239 --> 00:11:38,106
Listen, I can explain.
265
00:11:38,107 --> 00:11:39,507
(sig)
266
00:11:40,058 --> 00:11:42,760
The good news is that
we can manage your colitis
267
00:11:42,761 --> 00:11:45,095
With steroids. There are
some side effects, however,
268
00:11:45,096 --> 00:11:47,064
Including fatigue, insomnia
and weight gain.
269
00:11:47,065 --> 00:11:50,167
Isn't there an operation
I can have? Yes, there is.
270
00:11:50,168 --> 00:11:52,203
But with
your preexisting condition,
271
00:11:52,204 --> 00:11:55,205
Surgery could prove fatal.
Whether you'retrusting a patient
272
00:11:55,206 --> 00:11:57,174
To respond a certain way...
273
00:11:57,175 --> 00:11:59,309
I don't care.
I want the surgery.
274
00:11:59,310 --> 00:12:03,346
Or counting on your peers tolet an awkward moment go by...
275
00:12:03,347 --> 00:12:06,780
Hey, how come you never
introduced us to your wife?
276
00:12:06,781 --> 00:12:10,713
Oh, I get it.Her face is busted, right?
277
00:12:10,714 --> 00:12:13,747
I'm sick of this crap!
Now we all know I didn't cheat,
278
00:12:13,748 --> 00:12:15,916
So it's gotta be one of you!
279
00:12:15,917 --> 00:12:18,251
Maya? Trang? Lucy?
280
00:12:18,252 --> 00:12:20,253
It wasn't me!
281
00:12:20,254 --> 00:12:23,255
But the hardest thing is whenpeople put their trust in you
282
00:12:23,256 --> 00:12:26,424
And you're the onewho's been lying all along.
283
00:12:30,822 --> 00:12:32,556
How'd that hair taste?
284
00:12:32,557 --> 00:12:34,090
Like regret...
285
00:12:34,091 --> 00:12:36,057
And coconut,
because of my new conditioner,
286
00:12:36,058 --> 00:12:38,057
But mostly like regret.
(sighs)
287
00:12:38,058 --> 00:12:41,190
I never should've cheated.
What am I gonna do?
288
00:12:41,191 --> 00:12:43,057
Hi, boys and girls.
289
00:12:43,058 --> 00:12:45,527
(door closes)
anybody admit to anything yet?
290
00:12:45,528 --> 00:12:48,363
Here's what I'm gonna do.
291
00:12:48,364 --> 00:12:50,332
If someone doesn't tell me
who did it,
292
00:12:50,333 --> 00:12:52,567
I'm gonna make you all
retake the test.
293
00:12:52,568 --> 00:12:55,436
It's gonna be a new test.
It's gonna be ten times as hard.
294
00:12:55,437 --> 00:12:56,904
It's not just gonna be
on medicine.
295
00:12:56,905 --> 00:12:58,405
It's going to be
on everything--
296
00:12:58,406 --> 00:12:59,939
Baseball statistics,
north dakota high schools,
297
00:12:59,940 --> 00:13:01,941
The geography
of a made-up fantasy world
298
00:13:01,942 --> 00:13:03,609
I like to call coxatopia.
299
00:13:03,610 --> 00:13:05,110
That's a magic land
300
00:13:05,111 --> 00:13:08,547
Where the rivers run of scotch
and hordes of pigs
301
00:13:08,548 --> 00:13:10,548
Feed on the bones
of cheating med students.
302
00:13:10,549 --> 00:13:12,916
Where is mahoney?
And drew?
303
00:13:12,917 --> 00:13:14,951
Okay, yes, I have a wife.
Let's start there.
304
00:13:14,952 --> 00:13:16,919
It was a drunken mistake.
305
00:13:16,920 --> 00:13:18,162
I've been trying
to get out of it ever since.
306
00:13:18,162 --> 00:13:20,196
What else
haven't you told me?
307
00:13:20,197 --> 00:13:22,864
I mean, do you have any kids?
Have you robbed a bank?
308
00:13:22,865 --> 00:13:25,867
Were you in a cult?
(laughs) no, no, and... I wouldn't call it a cult.
309
00:13:25,868 --> 00:13:27,872
It was more like
a marketing opportunity
310
00:13:27,873 --> 00:13:31,042
That ended with us
all living on a compound. Aw, what the hell?
311
00:13:31,043 --> 00:13:34,044
Both of you get your asses
back in that room! No.
312
00:13:34,045 --> 00:13:36,413
I'm gonna go ahead
and give you a pass
313
00:13:36,414 --> 00:13:38,115
Because you have murder eyes,
but you... (whistles) go!
314
00:13:38,116 --> 00:13:39,382
Bye-bye.
315
00:13:40,918 --> 00:13:43,386
I just think choosing surgery
could kill you.
316
00:13:43,387 --> 00:13:45,254
Talk to your lady sidekick.
317
00:13:45,255 --> 00:13:47,590
What's the word
I'm looking for?
318
00:13:47,591 --> 00:13:49,592
I don't want beth knowing
anything about this.
319
00:13:49,593 --> 00:13:51,093
I want the surgery,
320
00:13:51,094 --> 00:13:55,096
And there's nothing you can say
that'll change my mind.
321
00:13:55,097 --> 00:13:58,833
Please tell me you've got
some good news for me
322
00:13:58,834 --> 00:14:00,802
On this godforsaken day.
She's still refusing steroids.
323
00:14:00,803 --> 00:14:04,238
I don't get it.
What are we missing? As usual,
324
00:14:04,239 --> 00:14:07,174
She walked in off the street,
and you didn't take the time
325
00:14:07,175 --> 00:14:09,709
To find out
anything about her.
326
00:14:09,710 --> 00:14:12,078
She could be anybody--
a princess or a terrorist
327
00:14:12,079 --> 00:14:15,147
Or a hot lesbian.
Bob, she is a hot lesbian.
328
00:14:15,148 --> 00:14:18,716
I knew one day that example
would make sense. And we did talk to her.
329
00:14:18,717 --> 00:14:20,217
About her condition,
330
00:14:20,218 --> 00:14:22,853
But not about
what makes her tick.
331
00:14:22,854 --> 00:14:24,722
(chuckles) you see,
in the old days,
332
00:14:24,723 --> 00:14:26,757
When we knew everything
about a patient,
333
00:14:26,758 --> 00:14:28,692
Their decisions
never surprised you.
334
00:14:28,693 --> 00:14:30,694
You find out more
about that young lady,
335
00:14:30,695 --> 00:14:32,662
I bet you'll find
the answer.
336
00:14:32,663 --> 00:14:34,163
(superhero fanfare plays)
337
00:14:34,164 --> 00:14:37,133
(lowers voice) if only there was
a way to learn more about her.
338
00:14:37,134 --> 00:14:39,301
(normal voice)
to the internet!
339
00:14:41,305 --> 00:14:43,238
I'm not like
your girlfriend dorian.
340
00:14:43,239 --> 00:14:45,206
I don't roll like that.
341
00:14:45,207 --> 00:14:48,142
All right. I'm just trying
to make it through the day.
342
00:14:48,143 --> 00:14:49,610
As you please.
343
00:14:49,611 --> 00:14:51,111
(denise) this is denise.
344
00:14:51,112 --> 00:14:53,046
Leave a messageafter the stupid beep.
345
00:14:53,047 --> 00:14:54,514
(beep)
346
00:14:54,515 --> 00:14:56,015
Denise, it's drew.
347
00:14:56,016 --> 00:14:58,016
Look, if you're not
into me anymore, that's fine,
348
00:14:58,017 --> 00:15:01,419
Because there are a lot of women
who get hot for married guys.
349
00:15:01,420 --> 00:15:02,854
Ha ha ha.
350
00:15:02,855 --> 00:15:04,355
Too soon, probably.
351
00:15:04,356 --> 00:15:06,290
Look, um, I'm a jerk
352
00:15:06,291 --> 00:15:07,791
And I'm a mess,
353
00:15:07,792 --> 00:15:10,193
And... Please call me back.
354
00:15:10,194 --> 00:15:11,795
(beep)
355
00:15:11,796 --> 00:15:14,631
I can't take this anymore.
I have to turn myself in.
356
00:15:14,632 --> 00:15:17,500
Oh, babe, babe.
You don't have to do that.
357
00:15:17,501 --> 00:15:20,403
I do. It's not right.
Hey, guys.
358
00:15:20,404 --> 00:15:22,438
I'm really sorry
I didn't say this hours ago,
359
00:15:22,439 --> 00:15:25,142
But the truth is--
that I cheated.
360
00:15:25,143 --> 00:15:28,044
All right, I told lucy earlier,
and she's been protecting me.
361
00:15:28,045 --> 00:15:30,714
Boom. Twist.
362
00:15:30,715 --> 00:15:35,519
Wow, the cheating cheater
who everybody thought cheated
363
00:15:35,520 --> 00:15:37,521
Is the one who cheated.
364
00:15:37,522 --> 00:15:39,523
You're right. Sweet twist.
365
00:15:41,625 --> 00:15:45,160
Dr. Cox, check this out.
My god. Is that nicole?
366
00:15:45,161 --> 00:15:46,728
Yes.
367
00:15:46,729 --> 00:15:49,565
Is this why you don't want
to take steroids?
368
00:15:49,566 --> 00:15:53,935
'cause you're worried about how
much weight you're gonna gain? That was eig years ago.
369
00:15:53,936 --> 00:15:56,838
Beth has never known me like
this, and I don't want her to. We're talking
370
00:15:56,839 --> 00:15:58,839
Beth is going to understand.
371
00:15:58,840 --> 00:16:01,374
Before you make any decisions,
do yourself a favor
372
00:16:01,375 --> 00:16:04,476
And talk it over
with your partner.
373
00:16:04,477 --> 00:16:06,411
Partner. (snaps fingers)
thank you! "partner."
374
00:16:06,412 --> 00:16:08,413
That's the word
I was looking for.
375
00:16:08,414 --> 00:16:10,414
Partner! You guys are
lesbian partners... Together.
376
00:16:10,415 --> 00:16:13,984
I'm-a just, uh, back out,
but think about it.
377
00:16:15,419 --> 00:16:17,386
(lowers voice)
cole, what are you doing?
378
00:16:17,387 --> 00:16:19,388
(lowers voice) baby, I'm
untouchable at this school.
379
00:16:19,389 --> 00:16:21,389
I'll take the fall
for you. (sighs)
380
00:16:21,390 --> 00:16:23,424
And because this is
so noble,
381
00:16:23,425 --> 00:16:25,392
I'm gonna walk out
in dramatic slo-mo.
382
00:16:25,393 --> 00:16:28,494
(fanfare playing)
383
00:16:28,495 --> 00:16:31,196
(lucy) you can't let himdo this.
384
00:16:31,197 --> 00:16:32,699
Just tell them.
385
00:16:32,700 --> 00:16:35,169
I am the one who cheated!
386
00:16:35,170 --> 00:16:37,940
No, out loud.Tell them out loud.
387
00:16:37,941 --> 00:16:39,644
It was me.
388
00:16:43,316 --> 00:16:45,018
I was the one who cheated.
389
00:16:45,019 --> 00:16:46,687
Are you sure?
390
00:16:46,688 --> 00:16:49,792
Because we're all signed off
on cole taking the blame.
391
00:16:49,793 --> 00:16:52,495
Yes, I did it.
I hate myself for it.
392
00:16:52,496 --> 00:16:54,030
I'm so sorry.
393
00:16:54,031 --> 00:16:56,532
It's just that
I am drowning here.
394
00:16:56,533 --> 00:17:02,071
Ever since I got to med school,
everything's been a struggle.
395
00:17:02,072 --> 00:17:03,539
I wanted a win,
396
00:17:03,540 --> 00:17:05,542
Something
I could tell my mom about
397
00:17:05,543 --> 00:17:07,844
Without being full of crap.
398
00:17:07,845 --> 00:17:09,512
I'm really sorry, truly,
399
00:17:09,513 --> 00:17:12,682
For putting you all
through this, and...
400
00:17:12,683 --> 00:17:15,584
I'll go tell dr. Cox
I cheated.
401
00:17:22,934 --> 00:17:25,569
Come on, what would
carla say if she found out
402
00:17:25,603 --> 00:17:28,638
That you'd already
been married once before? Yo, whoa! Whoa!
403
00:17:28,672 --> 00:17:31,606
If that gets back to carla,
I'm a dead man.
404
00:17:31,641 --> 00:17:33,608
(laughs) talking about me
being married before carla.
405
00:17:33,643 --> 00:17:35,843
Dr. Turk,
you were married before? We're talking here.
406
00:17:35,877 --> 00:17:37,778
That's one
of carla's girlfriends.
407
00:17:37,812 --> 00:17:40,280
I can't have that.
This is just as bad
408
00:17:40,315 --> 00:17:43,283
As if I were
to call carla bitchy. You think carla's bitchy?
409
00:17:43,317 --> 00:17:46,019
No! I didn't say--
sheila!
410
00:17:46,054 --> 00:17:48,823
Just take your butt to where
it needs to be and stay there!
411
00:17:48,857 --> 00:17:51,859
I just feel like I've finally
found someone I can trust,
412
00:17:51,893 --> 00:17:53,827
And then he goes
and does this.
413
00:17:53,862 --> 00:17:56,030
I mean, what am I
supposed to do now?
414
00:17:56,064 --> 00:17:58,599
Look at
those two right there.
415
00:17:58,633 --> 00:18:01,402
I hear ya. Everyone thinks
I'm a little butch anyway.
416
00:18:01,436 --> 00:18:04,405
I mean,
I might as well dive in. (laughs) no. Denise, no, uh,
417
00:18:04,439 --> 00:18:07,241
Nicole is one of my patients,
and she was willing
418
00:18:07,275 --> 00:18:10,044
To risk death to keep her past
from her partner.
419
00:18:10,078 --> 00:18:13,347
I just learned that word,
by the way--"partner." I'm proud of you.
420
00:18:13,348 --> 00:18:15,315
Sometimes when you reacare
about someone,
421
00:18:15,349 --> 00:18:18,318
I just learned that word,
by the way--"partner." you want them to know you
422
00:18:18,353 --> 00:18:20,220
The best version
of yourself.
423
00:18:20,254 --> 00:18:23,256
You ally gonna
blame drew for that?
424
00:18:23,291 --> 00:18:26,226
Hey, guys,
have you seen dr. Cox?
425
00:18:26,260 --> 00:18:28,194
He went back
to the lecture hall
426
00:18:28,229 --> 00:18:30,497
Mumbling something about
feeding med students to pigs.
427
00:18:30,531 --> 00:18:33,433
Great.
428
00:18:33,467 --> 00:18:34,934
Deep breath.
429
00:18:34,968 --> 00:18:37,836
I can do this.
430
00:18:37,870 --> 00:18:39,771
Please tell me
431
00:18:39,805 --> 00:18:41,806
Exactly what part
of "don't leave this room"
432
00:18:41,841 --> 00:18:43,608
Is lost on you.
433
00:18:43,676 --> 00:18:46,712
Look, dr. Cox--
go sit down.
434
00:18:46,747 --> 00:18:48,582
Now since you all claim
435
00:18:48,616 --> 00:18:50,684
That you have no idea
who the cheater is,
436
00:18:50,718 --> 00:18:53,620
The re-exam will be
tomorrow morning at 4:00 a.M...
437
00:18:53,655 --> 00:18:55,655
Outside...
438
00:18:55,690 --> 00:18:57,057
Rain or shine.
439
00:18:57,091 --> 00:18:59,125
Although, if I were you,
I'd plan for rain,
440
00:18:59,159 --> 00:19:01,796
'cause I'm gonna bring
a hose.
441
00:19:01,830 --> 00:19:05,301
(makes spraying sounds)
442
00:19:05,335 --> 00:19:06,602
(door opens)
443
00:19:06,637 --> 00:19:08,471
What the fraggle rock
just happened?
444
00:19:08,505 --> 00:19:10,006
You guys didn't turn me in?
445
00:19:10,040 --> 00:19:12,141
The truth is,
I'm drowning here, too,
446
00:19:12,176 --> 00:19:15,479
And the only reason
I'm surviving is because of you.
447
00:19:15,513 --> 00:19:18,515
I mean, this place is
straight up chuck norris--
448
00:19:18,550 --> 00:19:20,383
Tough as balls.
449
00:19:20,418 --> 00:19:22,052
We're all having trouble.
450
00:19:22,086 --> 00:19:23,553
Even you, drew?
451
00:19:23,588 --> 00:19:25,555
Nah, but, uh,
I've had, like,
452
00:19:25,590 --> 00:19:28,858
15 second chances
in my life.
453
00:19:28,892 --> 00:19:30,660
You deserve
at least one, right?
454
00:19:30,694 --> 00:19:33,796
Just...
Don't do it again.
455
00:19:33,831 --> 00:19:36,432
They say the truthwill set you free,
456
00:19:36,467 --> 00:19:38,935
But sometimes you needa little push.
457
00:19:38,970 --> 00:19:40,804
She's gonna go with
the steroids.
458
00:19:40,839 --> 00:19:43,975
Should we tell kelso
he was right? I'll just send him
459
00:19:44,009 --> 00:19:46,244
I'm pretty sure
he doesn't even know
460
00:19:46,279 --> 00:19:48,547
How to turn
his computer on. Mm.
461
00:19:48,581 --> 00:19:50,649
Telling the truth'sjust the beginning.
462
00:19:50,684 --> 00:19:52,718
Owning it's the hard part.
463
00:19:52,752 --> 00:19:55,319
Hey, mom. School's great.
464
00:19:55,353 --> 00:19:57,820
(alexi murdoch)
what's been in my mind
465
00:28:40,441 --> 00:28:41,740
Actually, uh...
466
00:19:59,189 --> 00:20:02,823
It's a lot harder
than I thought, and...
467
00:20:02,857 --> 00:20:05,224
I'm having
a really tough time.
468
00:20:05,258 --> 00:20:08,193
Because the one thingyou can never run from
469
00:20:08,227 --> 00:20:10,195
Is how you really feel.
470
00:20:10,229 --> 00:20:12,996
Hey--
don't talk. I have something to say,
471
00:20:15,966 --> 00:20:18,100
And and I don't want youn't,
to look at me,
472
00:20:18,134 --> 00:20:20,502
And I don't want it
acowledged at all.
473
00:20:20,536 --> 00:20:22,103
find
474
00:29:04,723 --> 00:29:06,257
I love you.
475
00:20:23,705 --> 00:20:25,874
what's been in my mind
476
00:29:08,494 --> 00:29:10,896
Now don't talk to me
for a couple days.
477
00:20:28,345 --> 00:20:32,948
as the days keep turning
into night
478
00:29:15,568 --> 00:29:17,035
Carla, calm down.
479
00:20:34,484 --> 00:20:36,385
Okay, I don't care
what sheila said.
480
00:20:36,419 --> 00:20:39,421
I was never married
and I didn't call you bitchy.
481
00:20:39,456 --> 00:20:41,424
I know she's
a good friend of yours,
482
00:20:41,458 --> 00:20:43,459
But that woman is crazy, baby.
She's crazy!
483
00:20:43,493 --> 00:20:45,461
No, I... What are you...
484
00:20:45,496 --> 00:20:46,963
What the...
485
00:20:46,997 --> 00:20:48,765
I'm-a...
486
00:20:48,799 --> 00:20:50,800
Don't you hang up on me!
487
00:20:50,834 --> 00:20:51,967
Don't--
488
00:20:52,002 --> 00:20:53,402
(slams phone receiver)
489
00:20:53,436 --> 00:20:55,437
Damn, my wife is annoying!
490
00:20:55,472 --> 00:20:57,773
What do you say--
491
00:20:57,808 --> 00:20:59,875
20 bucks a head,
you keep your mouth shut?
492
00:20:59,909 --> 00:21:01,843
All right,
follow me to the a.T.M.
493
00:21:01,878 --> 00:21:03,678
Come on.
494
00:21:03,728 --> 00:21:08,278
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