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With all the bureaucracy
in the hospital,
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sometimes you have to bend
the rules to help a patient.
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Unfortunately, the new
Chief of Medicine didn't like it
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and she was everywhere.
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Patient rooms--
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What you doing, rockstar?
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Uh, nothing, I'm just, uh...
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[ Song: Lookin' Over My Shoulder
Band: The Basics ]
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That's not right!
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Work stations...
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You need to wear a bell.
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Even the O.R!
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Thanks for letting
me observe, fellas.
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Come on,
you got five more surgeries today!
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Tumour's down by his bean bags!
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We should probably take that out.
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It's like, all of a sudden,
this hospital is a police state.
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I mean,
next thing you know,
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they're gonna be charging doctors
for candy at the gift shop.
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They do charge doctors for
candy at the gift shop, Elliot.
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Really?
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Then, why does Johann always let me--
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Because he wants to make you his
wife and bring you back to Estonia.
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That's why he's always asking me
if I'm comfortable around oxen.
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Elliot, I'm trying to
talk to you about Maddox
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and how we can't work the system anymore.
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Correction:
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You can't work the system anymore.
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I, can.
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For instance, I just got Mr. Tillman
back there into a clinical trial
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that has a cut-off age of 30.
He's actually 35.
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But if anyone asks Mr. Tillman,
you're how old?
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35!
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I forgot to mention
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that it is a clinical
trial for head injuries.
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- Ah, he hurt his head.
- Ah!
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The point is,
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that I'm still able to give
top-notch care to my patients,
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whereas you, are not.
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35!
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You know why?
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I am a much, much
better doctor than you.
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Ooh, look at that big lollipop!
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I wouldn't know whether I'll lick it
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or that it'd just lift up my
skirt and spank myself with it.
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Elliot!
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It's free candy!
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Dr. Reid, I thought you gave a great
endocrynology lecture today,
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even though some of the other interns think
you go of on personal tangents too much.
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Who?
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Oh, I shouldn't say.
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Denise.
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Anyway, I was hoping
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you could have signed me some
more interesting procedures?
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Rain it in...
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Katie.
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Just go place a
central line on Mr. Clark.
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Thanks!
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Wow!
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The butt-kissing isn't even the worst part.
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I feel like Katie will do
anything to get ahead, you know.
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I'm this close to
freezing her olive (sp?).
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Just like I did Dr. Simmons.
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Yeah,
what would you do with her?
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Hello, she wears the exact
same thing as me everyday.
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Yeah,
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we're talking about you, skank!
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Nice dress!
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Veronica, I have no idea how are
you doing this! But I will find out.
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35!
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Hi, Mr. Tillman.
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You ready to go to work?
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Hello, Mr. Rosell!
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You can call me Pat.
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This is my daughter Christine.
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So Pat, I understand that you
have multiple sclerosis
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and that you are interested
being put on Interferon.
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I held off
as long as I could but,
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now the hand spasms and
the nausea are pretty bad.
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Plus, I'm colour-blind.
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Well, we're gonna go run
a whole bunch of tests.
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And get some coffee.
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Oh!
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Dammit!
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Now I have to go change.
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So,
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how you holding up?
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Cleaning's an art,
my mop was my paintbrush.
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Oh no, it's the first time I've
seen the janitor since he was fired.
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I have to seem like I care.
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Think of the saddest thing you can.
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Turk's dead, Turk's dead,
Turk's dead, Turk's de--
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Oh my God!
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What if something
really happened to him?
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I'd be lost!
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Stop thinking like that,
Turk's fine!
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Turk's fine, Turk's fine,
Turk's fine, Turk's fine!
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JD!
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The janitor got fired.
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No, it's okay.
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He knows,
he just doesn't care.
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See, in his mind, I'm the
bad guy in our relationship,
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even though if he stopped to think
about it for a minute, he would realise
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I never did a thing to
him that he didn't deserve.
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You locked me in a water tower!
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You were on the wall.
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You destroyed my scooter, Sasha!
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You know I hate Wednesdays.
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You haunted my pediatric patients.
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You didn't wear the shorts that
my imaginary wife made for you.
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Janitor, I just heard.
I'm so sorry!
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What?
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'Sup?
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Oh, come on!
How's that even possible?
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'My Saving Grace'
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35!
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Hey!
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Thanks for placing that
central line for me.
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I'm just so not great at
that procedure, you know.
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Look at you,
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watching over the ICU like a proud
lioness looking out over her jungle.
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Elliot, stop.
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Oh my God,
that wasn't a real 'stop',
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that was a 'keep going because
I'm actually loving this stop', wasn't it?
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Maybe...
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I never got one of these before!
This is so exciting!
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I'll leave before I ruin it.
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Great job on
Mr. Clark's central line.
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Thanks, it was super easy.
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Okay Mr. Rosell,
let's get you on in some Interferon.
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So it can start interferring
with that pesky MS of yours.
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Are you making fun
of my multiple sclerosis?
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Sorry, I mean...
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I'm just trying to lighten the moment.
It won't happen again, I promise.
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Interferon, sounds like the name of
a robot that always gets in the way.
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So we brought you some pills
for your pain and your nausea.
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Dr. Dorian?
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- JD. Pills.
- Right, pills.
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Take the red one now
for the pain.
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Mr. Rosell took the red pill.
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Yeah, we told him to.
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If he can't see colours,
how did he know which one is red?
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He's just another addict
scamming us for meds.
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Frick on a stick!
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Looking for something?
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Yes, my 'Cloak of Invisibility',
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so that I can avoid conversations with
soul-less dictators such as yourself.
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Unfortunately,
it's really hard to find,
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because as the name suggests,
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it's invisible.
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Alright, Dr. Cox.
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Ridiculous name,
by the way.
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If you're looking for your patient
Mr. Tillman,
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my guess is he's probably in a
bus somewhere, screaming, "35!".
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See, I've anounced him
from his head trauma trial
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because I learned that
somebody was lying about his age.
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See ya!
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I gotta get rid of this Maddox.
Honest to God, she is...
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Why aren't you listening to me?
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Because of that.
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That scone looks good.
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Oh yeah?
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We should have sex later.
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How did you get from
that image to that thought?
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I'll tell you tonight.
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Just bring home a scone
and a Hawaiian shirt.
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Mama's heating up!
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Donnie,
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do my free muffins per
wife include scones?
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Nope.
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Damn you, God!
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I am getting rid of Maddox.
Who's in?
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I'm in.
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Ever since you fired me,
I've been moping around my apartment,
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making parking sounds.
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I-I'm not crazy,
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I just need some human interaction
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and the barking makes the neighbours yell,
"Shut the damn thing up!"
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Then I can go over there with a bottle
of scotch and apologize for Rusty,
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my imaginary akita.
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The only downside is that about
the time Lady, my girlfriend,
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gets home,
I'm too drunk to talk to her.
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Much less make love.
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You've never pictured me as an
organism that has sex, have you?
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- We have not.
- No.
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I understand.
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Is Dr. Maddox really that bad?
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Hmm, she's like you.
Only smarter on the ball.
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That must suck!
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Admit it.
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You miss having me as the
Chief of Medicine.
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Bob!
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I will gladly admit to
anything that's true,
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no matter how embarrasing.
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For example,
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I've always wished that I
could carry a child inside of me,
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and you know, birth it.
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But I'll never admit
to missing you, Bob.
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Ever.
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Rusty, heel!
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Donnie,
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I'm gonna need a Double Chocolate
Blaster as a 'pick-me-up'.
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Maybe another.
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Hello, girls.
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Oh, sit down, Katie,
sit down!
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It's time to set you straight!
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But we'd better do it fast because,
man, you're annoying.
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Why do you think you
can talk to me like this?
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You're just a nurse.
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Okay.
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A:
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I'm a lioness.
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B:
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Who the hell do you think
runs this place?
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The nursing staff is
already turned on you.
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Why do you think you were assigned
75 baldous impactions (sp?) this week?
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I don't care, I'm good at it.
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Plus, this morning,
I found a silver dollar.
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Everyone's onto you,
missy.
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Pretty soon,
you're gonna get called out.
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You're lying to us.
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You took the red pill,
you can see colours.
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You know, I'm
sick and tired of low-lifes like you
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trying to come here and
squirt pain medication off of us, okay?
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You make us care
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and then because you're word,
we're gonna see through your little plan.
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You don't even laugh
at our jokes.
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Actually, the Interferon joke
was sort of funny.
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You damn right it was, Pat!
Okay?
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But this time,
no one's getting off easy.
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My cousin is a cop.
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And not a good cop either,
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a rogue cop!
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- Christine, it's you, isn't it?
- Hold on, hold on Elliot.
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You ever watched The Shield, Pat?
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Do you happen to get FX, Pat?
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Because you're gonna get
Michael Chicklest!
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In the head!
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He's the orange guy
in Fantastic Four;
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that's coming down on ya!
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JD!
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Look at her hand,
it's in spasm.
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You're the one who
wants the MS, right?
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I don't have any insurance and
my dad just thought that since he did--
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Look, we'll go, alright?
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If you, uh,
could just not tell anyone,
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we'd be very grateful.
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Elliot and I knew
what we had to do.
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Okay, Pat.
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You have MS.
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And you're not leaving here
until you get your medication.
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Thank you.
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Do you know how grateful
people would be
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00:10:00,139 --> 00:10:03,525
if you showed them even
a little common decency.
257
00:10:03,682 --> 00:10:06,373
Oh please!
This place is so competitive.
258
00:10:06,790 --> 00:10:08,874
No one looks out
for each other here.
259
00:10:09,386 --> 00:10:12,076
Ah, yeah.
This Maddox is a damn sketchy.
260
00:10:12,196 --> 00:10:14,643
I guarantee you will find
something in these files.
261
00:10:15,188 --> 00:10:17,228
Hurry up, man,
I don't wanna get busted!
262
00:10:17,541 --> 00:10:20,215
Now listen there, great babe,
I only invited you to help me
263
00:10:20,224 --> 00:10:22,082
because it had never dawned
on me that you'd get all
264
00:10:22,099 --> 00:10:24,374
panicky over a little
breaking-and-entering.
265
00:10:24,426 --> 00:10:25,520
Actually, I'm not.
266
00:10:25,537 --> 00:10:27,430
See, this stuff has
become so mundane to me
267
00:10:27,448 --> 00:10:28,924
that I've created a character
268
00:10:28,959 --> 00:10:30,487
who's terrified about
going back to prison.
269
00:10:30,504 --> 00:10:31,477
And through him,
270
00:10:31,512 --> 00:10:34,412
I hope to feel once again,
the old rush.
271
00:10:34,724 --> 00:10:35,957
You carry on.
272
00:10:36,054 --> 00:10:36,870
Good.
273
00:10:36,905 --> 00:10:39,058
'Cause I can't go back there, man!
274
00:10:39,076 --> 00:10:41,038
Not after what they did to Johnny!
275
00:10:41,281 --> 00:10:44,016
Oh Johnny, he was the best.
I wish you knew him.
276
00:10:46,099 --> 00:10:48,009
They shaked him with a shiv,
277
00:10:48,547 --> 00:10:50,388
then they shift him with a shick.
278
00:10:51,160 --> 00:10:53,140
Out for a pack of smokes.
279
00:10:53,305 --> 00:10:54,520
Johnny,
280
00:10:54,642 --> 00:10:57,316
you were too beautiful
for this world, man.
281
00:10:57,828 --> 00:10:59,790
I'll be king in the next!
282
00:11:01,944 --> 00:11:03,489
Johnny!
283
00:11:03,819 --> 00:11:05,295
Johnny.
284
00:11:07,969 --> 00:11:09,515
Hey, guys?
285
00:11:09,550 --> 00:11:10,192
Listen!
286
00:11:10,229 --> 00:11:13,058
I popped in here earlier
and not Mr. Rosell
287
00:11:13,075 --> 00:11:15,046
but his daughter showing signs of MS.
288
00:11:15,098 --> 00:11:18,606
They were lying to get her the drugs.
Can you believe it?
289
00:11:18,649 --> 00:11:19,604
I'm angry!
290
00:11:19,605 --> 00:11:21,758
I wanna shake these things!
291
00:11:21,775 --> 00:11:22,506
Hard!
292
00:11:22,524 --> 00:11:25,823
Anyway, I played the bad guy for you
and I tossed them out.
293
00:11:25,962 --> 00:11:27,872
I love playing the bad guy!
294
00:11:27,916 --> 00:11:30,208
I'd even wear black scrubs
if they made them.
295
00:11:31,632 --> 00:11:34,324
Do you even know what people
are calling you around here?
296
00:11:34,636 --> 00:11:36,147
I know, I don't care.
297
00:11:36,165 --> 00:11:38,961
Because I wrote the worst one
on this piece of paper.
298
00:11:41,670 --> 00:11:44,691
Sausages, sausages
and more sausages?
299
00:11:44,726 --> 00:11:46,254
It's actually...
300
00:11:46,280 --> 00:11:48,052
Turk's grocery list.
301
00:11:48,208 --> 00:11:50,101
But you do care,
don't you?
302
00:11:50,465 --> 00:11:52,566
Katie, if you keep
going down this road,
303
00:11:52,583 --> 00:11:55,240
eventually,
people will come after you.
304
00:11:55,570 --> 00:11:56,612
Hey, you!
305
00:11:56,690 --> 00:11:58,895
How do you think the board will feel
if I can show 'em proof that
306
00:11:58,896 --> 00:12:01,935
you're in the take
for a medical supply company?
307
00:12:02,043 --> 00:12:03,484
I'm guessing they'd be thrilled
308
00:12:03,519 --> 00:12:06,523
since I'm rolling that money
back into the hospital's budget.
309
00:12:06,714 --> 00:12:09,250
Please,
stop handcuffing us!
310
00:12:09,328 --> 00:12:13,201
You're making it impossible
for us to help our patients.
311
00:12:14,677 --> 00:12:17,471
Does anybody else
feel that way?
312
00:12:20,540 --> 00:12:21,842
Great!
313
00:12:21,912 --> 00:12:24,794
Now I don't have to tell you
each individually that, um...
314
00:12:24,820 --> 00:12:27,599
I don't give a rat's hairy ass!
315
00:12:28,562 --> 00:12:30,646
It's a huge time-saver!
316
00:12:31,054 --> 00:12:32,287
Thanks, gang!
317
00:12:32,395 --> 00:12:34,166
And eventually, Katie,
318
00:12:34,218 --> 00:12:36,511
everyone here is
gonna hate you.
319
00:12:39,368 --> 00:12:40,976
Look, Carla,
320
00:12:41,063 --> 00:12:43,199
I appreciate this whole
mother-hen thing...
321
00:12:43,234 --> 00:12:43,946
Lioness.
322
00:12:43,980 --> 00:12:47,923
Lioness thing that you've got going
on here, but I don't need your help.
323
00:12:47,981 --> 00:12:50,274
Look, I know you think
you're fine on your own,
324
00:12:50,343 --> 00:12:54,520
but in order to survive here,
you need to surround yourself with friends.
325
00:12:55,267 --> 00:12:56,673
Look over there.
326
00:12:57,090 --> 00:12:59,678
I can count on three
out of four of those people.
327
00:12:59,730 --> 00:13:01,753
I trust them
with all my secrets.
328
00:13:01,776 --> 00:13:02,727
Oh, you guys...
329
00:13:02,796 --> 00:13:05,592
Carla had the nastiest sex
dream about the cafeteria lady.
330
00:13:05,644 --> 00:13:07,242
Watch how uncomfortable she gets.
331
00:13:10,161 --> 00:13:11,915
Nice ear-rings!
332
00:13:11,967 --> 00:13:13,556
- Thank you.
- You're welcome!
333
00:13:14,250 --> 00:13:16,595
How are we gonna get
rid of Maddox, Janitor?
334
00:13:16,734 --> 00:13:19,668
Would you like to get your
useless ideas out of the way first?
335
00:13:19,738 --> 00:13:21,283
Well, thank you, Perry.
336
00:13:21,604 --> 00:13:24,365
Of the top of my head,
I go reindeer stampede.
337
00:13:24,452 --> 00:13:25,737
Astronaut attack,
338
00:13:25,815 --> 00:13:27,499
barbed-wire chandelier,
339
00:13:27,656 --> 00:13:28,611
Photoshop,
340
00:13:28,663 --> 00:13:29,992
poisonous sushi--
341
00:13:30,356 --> 00:13:32,318
When you said "Photoshop",
342
00:13:32,423 --> 00:13:36,208
did you mean use Photoshop to
create an incriminating picture?
343
00:13:36,321 --> 00:13:39,481
No. I meant we build
an actual photo shop.
344
00:13:39,559 --> 00:13:41,088
Or a chain of photo shops.
345
00:13:41,122 --> 00:13:42,182
We each manage one.
346
00:13:42,286 --> 00:13:46,002
We let time pass. Eventually,
Maddox has to have her film developed.
347
00:13:46,080 --> 00:13:48,043
She comes in,
we all hop out,
348
00:13:48,077 --> 00:13:49,154
yell, "Surprise!"
349
00:13:49,171 --> 00:13:51,585
and beat her to death
with pool cues.
350
00:13:51,828 --> 00:13:53,547
I'm gonna go ahead
and apologize
351
00:13:53,581 --> 00:13:56,776
because it's my fault
that we're back-tracking.
352
00:13:56,846 --> 00:13:58,322
It's okay. I'm not mad.
353
00:13:58,374 --> 00:14:00,773
You guys, let's face it:
Maddox is intouchable.
354
00:14:00,902 --> 00:14:03,854
Not true. I know how
to get rid of any woman.
355
00:14:05,188 --> 00:14:06,438
Dr. Maddox?
356
00:14:07,124 --> 00:14:08,253
I love you.
357
00:14:08,530 --> 00:14:10,406
Excuse me for just a second.
358
00:14:10,493 --> 00:14:12,881
Where you going,
I'm telling you that I love you, I...?
359
00:14:13,228 --> 00:14:14,183
Okay.
360
00:14:16,772 --> 00:14:18,526
Too mean, psych�e.
361
00:14:19,602 --> 00:14:22,953
Admittedly, getting rid of Maddox
is a board issue
362
00:14:23,005 --> 00:14:25,888
but as you all know,
I recently retired
363
00:14:25,905 --> 00:14:27,451
to become a full-time mom.
364
00:14:27,461 --> 00:14:30,275
Crap, we forgot Jordan's
retirement party last week!
365
00:14:30,327 --> 00:14:31,907
I hope we
weren't the only ones.
366
00:14:31,942 --> 00:14:34,186
I really should have
gone to your party.
367
00:14:34,255 --> 00:14:35,297
You think?
368
00:14:35,367 --> 00:14:36,509
Afternoon!
369
00:14:36,578 --> 00:14:38,992
Power walk, coming through!
370
00:14:40,076 --> 00:14:42,507
Why don't you guys just
get him to help you?
371
00:14:42,559 --> 00:14:44,417
He has so much dirt on
all the board members,
372
00:14:44,435 --> 00:14:45,789
they'll do whatever he want.
373
00:14:45,859 --> 00:14:47,832
She's right Perry,
let's roll!
374
00:14:51,409 --> 00:14:53,623
Big cat? I need ya.
375
00:14:55,828 --> 00:14:58,138
If you come with me to Dr. Kelso,
I won't talk to you.
376
00:14:58,172 --> 00:14:59,301
There it is.
377
00:15:01,559 --> 00:15:02,965
Hey, Johann.
378
00:15:03,035 --> 00:15:04,719
Give me some chocolate.
379
00:15:06,057 --> 00:15:07,560
Johann, you slut!
380
00:15:09,140 --> 00:15:10,373
These puppies,
381
00:15:10,477 --> 00:15:11,970
they pay for themselves.
382
00:15:12,853 --> 00:15:14,264
Katie,
what you don't realise--
383
00:15:14,265 --> 00:15:15,217
What are we doing here?
384
00:15:15,234 --> 00:15:16,738
Are you setting us straight?
385
00:15:16,796 --> 00:15:18,022
I'm trying to!
386
00:15:19,116 --> 00:15:20,554
Look Katie,
we don't realise--
387
00:15:20,555 --> 00:15:21,243
May I cut in?
388
00:15:21,456 --> 00:15:22,230
Go ahead.
389
00:15:24,231 --> 00:15:25,738
My rules for getting by here
390
00:15:25,941 --> 00:15:28,212
are the same as my rules
for getting by in Mexico.
391
00:15:28,854 --> 00:15:30,600
One:
Don't drink the water.
392
00:15:30,889 --> 00:15:32,538
Two:
Party till you drop.
393
00:15:32,658 --> 00:15:33,359
Three:
394
00:15:33,837 --> 00:15:35,964
Everything is negotiable.
395
00:15:36,114 --> 00:15:40,218
So you want me to go coerce the
board and get firing Dr. Maddox.
396
00:15:40,674 --> 00:15:41,532
I'll tell you what.
397
00:15:42,444 --> 00:15:44,594
I'll think about it over a muffin.
Donnie!
398
00:15:46,190 --> 00:15:46,744
Dude!
399
00:15:46,864 --> 00:15:48,448
We need an answer now,
Bob.
400
00:15:49,427 --> 00:15:50,585
Fine, I'll do it.
401
00:15:51,429 --> 00:15:54,412
If you tell me you
miss having me as chief.
402
00:15:54,413 --> 00:15:55,479
- Oh, so much, sir!
- Oh, so much.
403
00:15:55,506 --> 00:15:56,597
I missed your smell!
404
00:15:56,643 --> 00:15:57,706
Not you two.
405
00:15:58,955 --> 00:15:59,497
Him!
406
00:16:00,841 --> 00:16:02,791
You know,
you hurt my feelings earlier.
407
00:16:03,334 --> 00:16:04,253
In my defense,
408
00:16:04,254 --> 00:16:06,621
you are a soul-less creature
from another world
409
00:16:06,622 --> 00:16:08,295
who doesn't really have feelings.
410
00:16:10,063 --> 00:16:12,420
Thank you, Donnie,
but I'll fight my own battles.
411
00:16:14,172 --> 00:16:15,523
You want Maddox gone?
412
00:16:16,245 --> 00:16:17,343
Just tell me you miss me.
413
00:16:18,192 --> 00:16:18,830
Fine.
414
00:16:19,645 --> 00:16:21,332
But he can't do it in front of people.
415
00:16:21,456 --> 00:16:22,311
Everybody out!
416
00:16:22,464 --> 00:16:22,994
Go!
417
00:16:24,565 --> 00:16:26,957
Actually,
I think I'm going to need
418
00:16:26,958 --> 00:16:30,033
Dr. Reid and Dr. Dorian
here to bear witness.
419
00:16:30,686 --> 00:16:32,709
Barbie! Newbie!
Back in!
420
00:16:33,734 --> 00:16:36,820
Calm down, there's like 23
people back in that supply closet.
421
00:16:37,797 --> 00:16:39,617
And then we saw something amazing.
422
00:16:40,349 --> 00:16:43,335
Dr. Cox said something
nice to Dr. Kelso.
423
00:16:44,344 --> 00:16:45,834
When you were the chief,
424
00:16:45,835 --> 00:16:49,204
you were a jackass and a nightmare
and I hated you in great deal.
425
00:16:50,025 --> 00:16:51,053
That's a good start.
426
00:16:51,880 --> 00:16:53,327
But I always sensed...
427
00:16:55,927 --> 00:16:56,748
Well, I always sensed
428
00:16:56,749 --> 00:16:58,548
that you were burdened,
by the job
429
00:16:58,549 --> 00:17:00,788
but in, what in necessarily,
who you were as a person.
430
00:17:01,057 --> 00:17:01,863
And...
431
00:17:01,931 --> 00:17:02,973
Every once in a while,
432
00:17:03,158 --> 00:17:05,228
you showed a shred of humanity.
433
00:17:06,141 --> 00:17:08,892
Plus you did manage to,
look the other way, a couple of times.
434
00:17:08,893 --> 00:17:09,649
That was pretty good.
435
00:17:11,131 --> 00:17:12,819
So for all that stuff, Bob...
436
00:17:13,663 --> 00:17:14,366
Yeah.
437
00:17:16,493 --> 00:17:17,305
I miss you.
438
00:17:18,498 --> 00:17:19,136
Thank you.
439
00:17:20,434 --> 00:17:21,132
You're welcome.
440
00:17:21,862 --> 00:17:22,662
Everybody back!
441
00:17:23,008 --> 00:17:26,648
Look, Katie, I've seen all kinds
of people come through this place.
442
00:17:27,204 --> 00:17:29,840
Tall, short,
gay, straight,
443
00:17:30,197 --> 00:17:30,908
smart,
444
00:17:31,366 --> 00:17:32,043
weird...
445
00:17:33,973 --> 00:17:37,991
The point is,
this childish, self-centered atittude
446
00:17:37,994 --> 00:17:39,417
you keep throwing
everyone's way
447
00:17:39,418 --> 00:17:40,666
is nothing new.
448
00:17:41,401 --> 00:17:42,916
You know what's
really driving me crazy?
449
00:17:43,406 --> 00:17:45,337
You keep acting
like you know me.
450
00:17:45,694 --> 00:17:47,108
Don't bother with the sob story.
451
00:17:47,109 --> 00:17:50,127
I've been here a long time,
I've heard it all before.
452
00:17:50,344 --> 00:17:50,915
Really?
453
00:17:51,408 --> 00:17:53,676
Because my dad died
when I was six,
454
00:17:53,821 --> 00:17:54,745
and to cope,
455
00:17:54,902 --> 00:17:57,289
my mom drank herself
through most of my childhood.
456
00:17:58,456 --> 00:18:00,841
No one ever did
anything for me.
457
00:18:01,739 --> 00:18:03,690
I've always had
to do it for myself.
458
00:18:04,556 --> 00:18:05,662
Oh, Katie.
459
00:18:06,233 --> 00:18:07,276
Good, huh?
460
00:18:08,311 --> 00:18:09,080
Heard it!
461
00:18:10,200 --> 00:18:10,706
Me...
462
00:18:10,990 --> 00:18:11,549
Did mom.
463
00:18:11,753 --> 00:18:12,283
JD--
464
00:18:12,446 --> 00:18:13,303
Did dad.
465
00:18:13,591 --> 00:18:14,055
Elliot--
466
00:18:14,157 --> 00:18:15,591
Emotionally abusive parents.
467
00:18:15,592 --> 00:18:16,257
Dr. Cox--
468
00:18:16,454 --> 00:18:19,032
Emotionally and physically
abusive dead parents,
469
00:18:19,033 --> 00:18:20,592
which he may have killed,
no one's sure.
470
00:18:21,316 --> 00:18:22,604
Look, Katie,
471
00:18:22,621 --> 00:18:23,943
now that you're here...
472
00:18:24,530 --> 00:18:26,668
It doesn't matter what
crap you have in your past;
473
00:18:26,669 --> 00:18:29,070
all that matters is
that you leave it there.
474
00:18:29,573 --> 00:18:31,723
Because this hospital
is your home now
475
00:18:31,724 --> 00:18:33,417
and these people
are your family.
476
00:18:34,047 --> 00:18:35,492
And I can tell you
they will love you
477
00:18:35,623 --> 00:18:37,340
unconditionally if you let them.
478
00:18:37,549 --> 00:18:38,880
But if you don't, they...
479
00:18:39,977 --> 00:18:40,575
Check that.
480
00:18:42,096 --> 00:18:44,500
We will eat you alive.
481
00:18:53,505 --> 00:18:54,557
Hey!
482
00:18:54,973 --> 00:18:55,609
Frank!
483
00:18:55,863 --> 00:18:58,525
My favourite board member.
484
00:18:58,721 --> 00:18:59,854
Say hi to your wife for me.
485
00:19:02,114 --> 00:19:04,814
You remember that trip
we took to Thailand together?
486
00:19:05,831 --> 00:19:08,766
You still keep in touch with
that hermaphrodite you nailed?
487
00:19:09,849 --> 00:19:10,857
What was his name?
488
00:19:11,913 --> 00:19:12,468
Lou.
489
00:19:12,845 --> 00:19:14,230
[ Song: Healed
Artist: Matt Ryd ]
490
00:19:14,265 --> 00:19:15,531
The rest was predictable:
491
00:19:16,086 --> 00:19:17,347
They fired Maddox...
492
00:19:17,810 --> 00:19:18,537
Oh...
493
00:19:18,538 --> 00:19:20,388
So this is where the party is.
494
00:19:21,409 --> 00:19:22,727
It's okay,
go on celebrating!
495
00:19:22,728 --> 00:19:23,270
I don't care!
496
00:19:23,773 --> 00:19:25,594
I mean, sure,
I've spent the last 3 months
497
00:19:25,595 --> 00:19:26,566
building a life here.
498
00:19:27,282 --> 00:19:28,241
Buying a condo,
499
00:19:28,242 --> 00:19:29,781
finding a school for my kid,
500
00:19:30,880 --> 00:19:31,932
having sex with Mickhead.
501
00:19:32,695 --> 00:19:33,828
But this doesn't
have to end, baby.
502
00:19:34,325 --> 00:19:35,423
Oh yes, it does, Walter.
503
00:19:35,907 --> 00:19:38,056
You shouldn't have to strangle me
to keep your erection.
504
00:19:38,350 --> 00:19:39,341
I have needs.
505
00:19:40,053 --> 00:19:40,776
Anyway,
506
00:19:41,198 --> 00:19:42,724
you all think that you've won.
507
00:19:43,487 --> 00:19:46,297
But they're just gonna replace me
with someone exactly like me.
508
00:19:46,800 --> 00:19:47,968
Because nothing ever changes.
509
00:19:48,384 --> 00:19:49,575
People don't change.
510
00:19:49,667 --> 00:19:51,055
Relationships don't change.
511
00:19:51,332 --> 00:19:54,396
And the medical system
will never change, either.
512
00:19:55,089 --> 00:19:56,430
But you guys go ahead
and have fun
513
00:19:56,431 --> 00:19:57,517
till the moment he gets here.
514
00:19:58,974 --> 00:20:00,442
Should be a great cuppa' days.
515
00:20:01,147 --> 00:20:02,279
And then, poof!
516
00:20:02,760 --> 00:20:03,529
She was gone.
517
00:20:04,801 --> 00:20:06,847
And I like to think
we proved Maddox wrong
518
00:20:06,848 --> 00:20:07,968
those next few days.
519
00:20:09,518 --> 00:20:11,460
We found a way to work
around the system.
520
00:20:12,467 --> 00:20:13,093
Thanks.
521
00:20:13,657 --> 00:20:14,897
Here's the medicine,
Mr. Rosell.
522
00:20:16,531 --> 00:20:17,541
I hope that helps.
523
00:20:20,080 --> 00:20:21,478
A relationship evolved...
524
00:20:23,555 --> 00:20:24,630
Good morning, Bob.
525
00:20:25,694 --> 00:20:26,097
Perry.
526
00:20:27,405 --> 00:20:29,454
It just goes to show you
that with a little help,
527
00:20:29,455 --> 00:20:30,622
anything can change.
528
00:20:31,432 --> 00:20:32,322
Even interns.
529
00:20:32,323 --> 00:20:32,992
Dr. Reid?
530
00:20:35,054 --> 00:20:37,537
I'm not the one that placed
that central line the other day.
531
00:20:37,673 --> 00:20:39,061
I just took credit for it.
532
00:20:40,152 --> 00:20:41,406
I'm not gonna do that,
anymore.
533
00:20:42,328 --> 00:20:42,751
Good.
534
00:20:43,325 --> 00:20:44,993
Any chance to quickly show me
535
00:20:44,997 --> 00:20:46,196
how to place
one of those things?
536
00:20:48,209 --> 00:20:48,768
Let's go.
537
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