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In front of you are
six different wedding cakes
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from the top restaurants
in Pawnee.
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Sample each one,
and rank your two top favorites
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in the ballots provided.
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Oh, boy.
They're all so good.
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I can't pick just two.
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Well, then you leave, Terry.
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And pay for the cake
you already ate.
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I like the vanilla one
with the lemon cream.
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That was a joke cake I got
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from the grocery store
to weed out low-quality palates.
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Maybe it's because
he's my fiance, and I love him,
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but I kind of like
the grocery store one, too.
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There's actually one more cake
you haven't tried yet.
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Donna has chosen me to be the
butler of honor at her wedding.
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Now granted, butler of honor is
a term I made up,
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but it's not
a job I take lightly.
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That's why I'm about to
give her a surprise bigger
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than when LeBron went back
to Miami.
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Oh, my God.
DJ Bluntz?
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[boom box plays hip-hop]
What is happening right now?
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I think you know
what's happening.
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But--but for real, though.
What--what's happening?
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[gasps]
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Treat yo' self.
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(both)
Treat yo' self 2017
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Oh, my God, is this for real?
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Oh, it's for real.
Okay.
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And it's the biggest one yet.
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I-I still don't know
what's happening.
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So what's happening?
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(both) Treat yo' self.
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Not an answer to my question.
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Oh, my God, read the cake.
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Still unclear.
Terry, w-what's happening?
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Treat yo' self!
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(both)
It's the best
day of the year
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[triumphant music]
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Sync & corrections by honeybunny
www.addic7ed.com
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Roscoe, people in this town are
very angry
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about Gryzzl's
data-mining program.
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In your opinion,
have you done anything wrong?
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We did not believe that
we did anything
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to invade people's privacy,
Trodd.
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But then, we checked
thousands of emails and texts
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between our customers
and their loved ones,
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and it seemed like
people thought we were wrong.
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Gryzzl's currently trying to buy
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an enormous parcel of land
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to build a permanent
headquarters in Pawnee.
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How will you win back our trust?
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We're going to be
throwing a free concert
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with U2 and Beyonce.
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Tickets are already
on your phones.
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Seating is going to be organized
by income and sexual history.
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And that, I swear,
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is the last time that we will be
peeking inside your computers.
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Wow.
Gryzzl is scrambling.
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And for the first time
in this land battle,
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they are vulnerable,
and we are gonna capitalize
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on it with something
big and exciting.
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I've got something
big and exciting.
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All we need is a blimp
and a decoy blimp.
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Okay, for what I hope is
the last time,
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but will assume is
not the last time,
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our strategy does not
involve blimps.
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We already have an idea.
April?
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Okay, our new proposal will
ask them to split the land.
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Gryzzl will take
half for their campus,
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and then donate the rest to
National Parks.
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It's not ideal,
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but they may go for it because
of how bad they screwed up.
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I am not a spy,
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and I would never reveal
classified information.
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Do you have to say that
every time?
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Yes.
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But I know Gryzzl is dead-set on
owning the entire parcel.
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I'm not sure
this plan will work.
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Well, if it doesn't,
something will.
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Because when you and I team up,
great things happen.
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Ron and I had
a little falling out,
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but we are back, baby.
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And just like
Joey Fatone and Lance Bass,
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we are totally in sync.
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Come on.
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Okay.
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Just give me a...
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Oh.
We're in sync emotionally.
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Stop patting my head.
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[devices chiming]
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Huh.
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Looks like Newport Trust is
making an announcement.
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Last week,
the Newport Trust told Gryzzl,
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in no uncertain terms,
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that we would not do business
with a company
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that invades our privacy.
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Then, Gryzzl upped their offer
to $125 million,
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and I swear to God, y'all,
I nearly fainted.
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So we are officially
jumping the gun
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and selling to Gryzzl
for $125 million.
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What?
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Let me repeat that,
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because it makes me very horny.
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$125 million!
(Ron) Come on, Knope.
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How about we go drown
our sorrows in some waffles?
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Treat yo' self
Hey, boss.
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Before you go,
can you sign some checks?
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Do mine first.
In case something happens to you
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I want to make sure I get paid.
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Looking out for number one.
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Always smart.
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So, how is post-breakup life?
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Well, breakups are
famously super fun
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and make everyone feel awesome,
so it's no different.
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You should come to my wedding.
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It's gonna be hella fun.
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Yeah, you should come with me.
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As like a...plus-one
type thing.
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Maybe we just go as, uh...
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as work friends.
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Maybe it's just even, you know,
boss, employee type thing.
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You know what?
That's what you should do.
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You should come to the wedding
and--and--and do paperwork.
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Stop, you're making this
sound almost too fun.
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Whatever.
Just text me when you decide.
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I literally couldn't care less,
so...
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Yeah.
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Let's hit it, Donna.
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Um, can we talk about that
disastrous interaction
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you just had with Lucy?
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Nope.
All we're talking about
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is treating yo' self.
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Today is about one thing:
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Things.
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Things, Donna.
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Our favorite.
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Well, where is Bluntz taking us?
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This is not the way to the mall.
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That's 'cause
we're not going to the mall.
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We're finally gonna do something
we've always talked about.
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No way.
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Treat yo' self.
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In Beverly Hills!
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Aah!
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All I wanted was
25 square miles of land
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valued at $100 million
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given to me for free.
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Is that too much to ask?
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I'll say it again:
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voodoo is still an option.
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(Leslie) No.
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It's over.
They won.
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Everything is changing.
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This town is going to be
unrecognizable in ten years.
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Even JJ's Diner is disappearing.
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What can I get you guys?
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However many waffles it takes to
keep you in business.
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I'm happy with
some of the changes
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that Pawnee has gone through.
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I mean,
the standard of living is up.
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We have pressed juice bars and
yoga studios and a pet hotel.
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But I think the town is
losing some of its charm.
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And there's too much kale now.
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One place asked me if
I wanted kale in my milkshake.
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My milkshake, you guys.
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Even though I'm a firm believer
in the free market,
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and your failure
as a businessman
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is ultimately to blame,
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it's still a travesty
your diner is closing.
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Well, I agree with you.
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But the guy who
bought the property
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didn't even give me a chance
to re-up the lease.
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You can't win 'em all.
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No.
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Enough is enough.
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They may have taken that land,
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but I will be damned
if they take my waffles.
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JJ...
Is something wrong?
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No, nothing is ever wrong here.
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That's why we are gonna
fight hard to save your diner.
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Now you said your new landlord
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didn't give you
a chance to counter.
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Who is it?
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It was a company with
a weird-sounding name.
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Hang on.
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Was it Putin?
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Voldermort Putin?
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Of Russia?
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I'd love to
take that bastard down.
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Here it is.
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Thigh Gap, LLC.
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Owner Dennis Feinstein.
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The cologne guy?
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Oh, it figures.
That guy is the worst.
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Okay.
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We are gonna take him down with
an old-fashioned public rally.
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April, I need you to
get the word out,
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with whatever
method of communication
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young people are
using these days.
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Oh, yeah,
tiny rolled-up scrolls
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delivered by trained foxes.
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I'm on it.
Andy?
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You thinking what I'm thinking?
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Oh, hell yeah.
Blimp time.
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No.
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I think this is a job for
Jonathan Karate.
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Awesome.
Even better.
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Ron?
What do you say?
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Dynamic duo get together
one more time
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to try to save JJ's Diner?
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I can't think of anything
more noble to go to war over
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than bacon and eggs.
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Here here.
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Oh, well...
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We'll keep practicing.
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[Twisted Sister's
We're Not Gonna Take It]
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All right, everybody, listen up.
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[music stops]
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We're here today
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because JJ's Diner has been
a part of Pawnee for 41 years.
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And this man right here built
that diner from the ground up
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with his own two hands.
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That's not true.
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It's called
constructing a narrative, JJ.
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You stick to the breakfast.
I'll deal with the politics.
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So, now, let's hear from a man
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who knows the value of
things staying the same.
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Ron Swanson.
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[cheering]
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I do not like rallies.
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And based on what I see
from this vantage point,
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I do not like most of you.
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What I do like is
breakfast food.
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JJ's has
very good breakfast food,
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so it should remain open.
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Please do not approach me
on the street
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after this event
and attempt to talk to me.
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Our similarities begin and end
with this single issue.
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Ron Swanson.
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[cheering]
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[clears throat]
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Can I help you?
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Yes, we are here to see
Dennis Feinstein.
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The appointment should be
under Karate.
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Jonathan Karate.
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Um, I don't see
a Jonathan Karate anywhere.
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Exactly.
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[whistles]
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Occasionally on my show,
we deal with real issues
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like bullying, peer pressure,
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or holding in farts.
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In those very special episodes,
I become...
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Jonathan Karate,
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the very serious older brother
of Johnny Karate.
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Jonathan Karate
tells it like it is.
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He makes people do
the right thing.
257
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Oh, baby, that feels amazing.
258
00:09:02,267 --> 00:09:03,801
But I'm sorry.
I'm gonna have to go.
259
00:09:03,835 --> 00:09:06,537
I have to meet Rick and TC
at the King Kamehameha Club.
260
00:09:06,571 --> 00:09:07,605
Higgins is missing.
261
00:09:07,639 --> 00:09:09,006
Dennis Feinstein.
262
00:09:09,040 --> 00:09:10,407
What?
Who's that?
263
00:09:10,442 --> 00:09:12,443
My name is Jonathan Karate.
264
00:09:12,477 --> 00:09:13,611
We need to talk.
265
00:09:13,645 --> 00:09:14,812
Well, make it quick.
266
00:09:14,846 --> 00:09:17,114
I gotta go pull the plug
on my dad in ten minutes.
267
00:09:17,148 --> 00:09:19,750
I heard you were buying JJ's
Diner and kicking everybody out.
268
00:09:19,784 --> 00:09:21,118
That's true.
269
00:09:21,152 --> 00:09:23,354
Real estate prices in this
turd town are through the roof.
270
00:09:23,388 --> 00:09:25,689
I'm gonna turn that place into
an elbow art salon
271
00:09:25,724 --> 00:09:26,991
and make a killing.
272
00:09:27,025 --> 00:09:29,727
Plus, who's gonna miss
some dumpy diner?
273
00:09:29,761 --> 00:09:30,828
[laughs]
274
00:09:30,862 --> 00:09:32,263
Why don't you ask
the people gathering
275
00:09:32,297 --> 00:09:34,398
outside of your building
right now?
276
00:09:34,432 --> 00:09:35,366
Hmm?
277
00:09:35,400 --> 00:09:36,467
What do we want?
278
00:09:36,501 --> 00:09:37,434
(all) Breakfast!
279
00:09:37,469 --> 00:09:38,435
When do we want it?
280
00:09:38,470 --> 00:09:39,403
[chanting continues outside]
281
00:09:39,437 --> 00:09:40,571
I had no idea
this place was so loved.
282
00:09:40,605 --> 00:09:42,573
This could be bad for business.
283
00:09:42,607 --> 00:09:44,041
Then come with me.
284
00:09:44,075 --> 00:09:47,177
Tell the people
that JJ's can stay.
285
00:09:47,212 --> 00:09:48,979
Okay.
286
00:09:49,014 --> 00:09:50,848
Plus, you should get
these kids out of here.
287
00:09:50,882 --> 00:09:52,283
Not to brag,
288
00:09:52,317 --> 00:09:54,518
but my cologne's have been known
to stunt human growth, so...
289
00:09:54,553 --> 00:09:58,455
Ninjas, scatter.
290
00:09:58,490 --> 00:09:59,924
You got 'em well trained.
291
00:09:59,958 --> 00:10:02,927
[Kool and the Gang's
Hollywood Swingin']
292
00:10:02,961 --> 00:10:04,962
293
00:10:04,996 --> 00:10:07,831
(both)
Treat yo' self
in Beverly Hills
294
00:10:07,866 --> 00:10:09,433
295
00:10:09,467 --> 00:10:13,437
Hey Hey Hey
296
00:10:13,472 --> 00:10:17,641
What you got to say?
297
00:10:17,676 --> 00:10:19,610
Ladies and gentlemen, off to
our right you can see the house
298
00:10:19,644 --> 00:10:22,513
that belongs to Bruce Willis
and Christina Aguilera.
299
00:10:22,547 --> 00:10:26,817
And to our left is Usher's
Los Angeles residence.
300
00:10:26,852 --> 00:10:28,852
(both) Usher's house!
301
00:10:30,989 --> 00:10:32,523
(both) Usher's star!
302
00:10:32,557 --> 00:10:35,125
303
00:10:35,160 --> 00:10:38,862
Hollywood
304
00:10:39,385 --> 00:10:42,253
So for the basic
elbow bedazzling, it's 140.
305
00:10:42,288 --> 00:10:44,089
Custom art starts at 250.
306
00:10:44,123 --> 00:10:47,258
I would like
three big-ass diamonds
307
00:10:47,293 --> 00:10:50,528
surrounded by their own set of
tiny-ass diamonds.
308
00:10:50,563 --> 00:10:52,397
That would fall under
our supreme collection.
309
00:10:52,431 --> 00:10:53,398
600.
310
00:10:53,432 --> 00:10:54,666
Thomas, what do you suggest?
311
00:10:54,700 --> 00:10:57,168
Uh...
treat yo' self.
312
00:10:57,203 --> 00:10:58,737
Trish, the gentleman is right.
313
00:10:58,771 --> 00:11:00,472
I'm gonna go ahead
and treat myself.
314
00:11:00,506 --> 00:11:02,607
Lasik for fingernails?
I came up with that.
315
00:11:02,641 --> 00:11:04,609
You want it?
It's 275.
316
00:11:04,643 --> 00:11:06,678
[sighs] Yeah.
317
00:11:06,712 --> 00:11:08,213
Laser my nails off, please.
318
00:11:08,247 --> 00:11:10,982
We can't bulldoze
our entire history.
319
00:11:11,016 --> 00:11:14,052
We need to preserve the things
that make Pawnee great.
320
00:11:14,086 --> 00:11:15,887
Like JJ's Diner.
321
00:11:15,921 --> 00:11:17,489
[cheering]
322
00:11:17,523 --> 00:11:19,758
Whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa.
323
00:11:19,792 --> 00:11:20,725
Stop the clock.
324
00:11:20,760 --> 00:11:21,960
Oh, speak of the devil.
325
00:11:21,994 --> 00:11:23,862
Ladies and gentlemen,
the devil, Dennis Feinstein.
326
00:11:23,896 --> 00:11:25,697
Whoa, hey, now.
[crowd booing]
327
00:11:25,731 --> 00:11:26,931
Hang on.
328
00:11:26,966 --> 00:11:29,034
Now, Leslie, I think
everybody's gonna want to hear
329
00:11:29,068 --> 00:11:30,935
what I have to say.
330
00:11:30,970 --> 00:11:32,804
Thank you.
331
00:11:32,838 --> 00:11:34,506
People of Pawnee,
332
00:11:34,540 --> 00:11:37,042
I just came down here
to tell you
333
00:11:37,076 --> 00:11:39,377
how much I appreciate
your passion.
334
00:11:39,412 --> 00:11:41,880
You've been heard,
loud and clear.
335
00:11:41,914 --> 00:11:43,615
You convinced me.
336
00:11:43,649 --> 00:11:45,483
JJ's can stay.
337
00:11:45,518 --> 00:11:46,484
Yeah!
338
00:11:46,519 --> 00:11:48,687
[cheering]
339
00:11:48,721 --> 00:11:51,322
I just have
one more thing to say, Pawnee.
340
00:11:51,357 --> 00:11:52,757
Psych!
341
00:11:52,792 --> 00:11:55,232
Do you think I care about how
much you love this stupid diner?
342
00:11:55,261 --> 00:11:56,694
I bought it for a song,
343
00:11:56,729 --> 00:11:58,330
and I'm gonna sell it
for a mint,
344
00:11:58,364 --> 00:11:59,998
and you can all just sit there,
345
00:12:00,032 --> 00:12:01,733
pulling on your puds.
[laughs]
346
00:12:01,767 --> 00:12:03,568
[booing]
347
00:12:03,602 --> 00:12:05,203
Oh, yeah.
Give me your boos.
348
00:12:05,237 --> 00:12:07,906
I am nourished by your hatred!
349
00:12:07,940 --> 00:12:09,140
I should also let you know
350
00:12:09,175 --> 00:12:11,176
you're all trespassing
on private property.
351
00:12:11,210 --> 00:12:12,344
Release the hounds!
352
00:12:12,378 --> 00:12:13,678
What hounds?
353
00:12:13,713 --> 00:12:15,447
"The Hounds" as in
FDA-rejected cologne
354
00:12:15,481 --> 00:12:16,548
I've been working on
355
00:12:16,582 --> 00:12:18,583
that makes everything
smell like wet dog.
356
00:12:18,617 --> 00:12:20,285
Make it rain!
357
00:12:20,319 --> 00:12:21,920
[crowd screaming]
358
00:12:21,954 --> 00:12:28,593
[laughing]
359
00:12:28,628 --> 00:12:29,628
Ooh.
360
00:12:29,662 --> 00:12:31,909
I gotta go kill my dad.
Let's go.
361
00:12:32,914 --> 00:12:35,645
I'm sorry, JJ,
that I gave you false hope.
362
00:12:35,680 --> 00:12:38,415
This is a lost cause,
just like my stupid park.
363
00:12:38,449 --> 00:12:41,084
Screw that.
There's gotta be another way.
364
00:12:41,118 --> 00:12:44,054
What if we steal the keys
to Feinstein's building,
365
00:12:44,088 --> 00:12:46,823
break in, and TP his office?
366
00:12:46,858 --> 00:12:47,791
Film the whole thing.
367
00:12:47,825 --> 00:12:49,426
We'd definitely
get on a prank show.
368
00:12:49,460 --> 00:12:51,061
Okay, I love your energy, Andy,
369
00:12:51,095 --> 00:12:53,730
but it's not gonna help us
keep JJ's where it is.
370
00:12:53,764 --> 00:12:55,465
Does it have to
stay where it is?
371
00:12:55,499 --> 00:12:57,501
There's like, a ton of buildings
near where Andy and I live,
372
00:12:57,535 --> 00:12:58,635
and they're all super cheap
373
00:12:58,669 --> 00:13:00,570
because they're empty
and disgusting.
374
00:13:00,605 --> 00:13:01,771
Great.
I'm in.
375
00:13:01,806 --> 00:13:03,874
Anything to get away from
this cologne smell.
376
00:13:03,908 --> 00:13:04,908
Ooh, water makes it worse.
377
00:13:04,942 --> 00:13:05,976
Water makes it worse.
378
00:13:06,010 --> 00:13:07,110
[Tupac's California Love]
379
00:13:07,145 --> 00:13:09,179
California
knows how to party
380
00:13:09,213 --> 00:13:11,147
This is the hottest restaurant
in L.A.
381
00:13:11,182 --> 00:13:13,049
All the sushi is made from fish
382
00:13:13,084 --> 00:13:14,885
previously owned by celebrities.
383
00:13:14,919 --> 00:13:16,052
Okay.
384
00:13:16,087 --> 00:13:18,288
This is Charlize Theron's
yellowtail.
385
00:13:18,322 --> 00:13:20,223
Here we have
Paul Reiser's salmon.
386
00:13:20,257 --> 00:13:22,993
And Peter Bogdanovich's
saltwater eel.
387
00:13:23,027 --> 00:13:24,461
Enjoy.
388
00:13:24,495 --> 00:13:28,965
Mmm, Bogdano-delish.
389
00:13:29,000 --> 00:13:30,600
Man, you got it bad.
390
00:13:30,635 --> 00:13:32,202
I know you're checking your
phone every five minutes
391
00:13:32,236 --> 00:13:33,703
to see if Lucy will
come with you to my wedding.
392
00:13:33,738 --> 00:13:34,671
I'm sorry.
393
00:13:34,705 --> 00:13:36,172
Hey, I understand.
394
00:13:36,207 --> 00:13:37,440
Which is why
I got you something.
395
00:13:37,475 --> 00:13:39,476
Hey, you're not supposed to
get me anything.
396
00:13:39,510 --> 00:13:40,677
This is your special day.
397
00:13:40,711 --> 00:13:42,612
I didn't buy you anything.
398
00:13:42,647 --> 00:13:44,447
What I have for you is
a piece of advice.
399
00:13:44,482 --> 00:13:45,949
Aw, damn.
I was secretly hoping
400
00:13:45,983 --> 00:13:47,484
you got me the shoes
Jaden Smith wears
401
00:13:47,518 --> 00:13:48,952
in Hitch 2: Son of a Hitch.
402
00:13:48,986 --> 00:13:50,253
My advice to you is,
403
00:13:50,288 --> 00:13:51,254
if you want to be Lucy,
404
00:13:51,289 --> 00:13:52,822
you have to be
up front with her about it.
405
00:13:52,857 --> 00:13:54,524
Be a man and ask her out.
406
00:13:54,559 --> 00:13:55,892
She works for me.
407
00:13:55,927 --> 00:13:58,628
She uprooted her whole life to
move to Pawnee for this job.
408
00:13:58,663 --> 00:13:59,763
I don't want to make it weird.
409
00:13:59,797 --> 00:14:01,097
And what if she says no?
410
00:14:01,132 --> 00:14:02,699
What if I'm the only one
that caught feelings?
411
00:14:02,733 --> 00:14:04,067
You won't know until you ask.
412
00:14:04,101 --> 00:14:07,804
Basically, Tommy, when it comes
to matters of the heart, I say:
413
00:14:07,838 --> 00:14:09,406
Treat yo' self.
414
00:14:09,440 --> 00:14:11,875
Thanks, Donna.
That's a great gift.
415
00:14:11,909 --> 00:14:13,410
I almost forgot.
416
00:14:13,444 --> 00:14:15,512
I did get you them shoes
from Hitch 2!
417
00:14:15,546 --> 00:14:17,547
Oh, snap.
That's an even better gift.
418
00:14:17,581 --> 00:14:18,782
That's not all.
419
00:14:18,816 --> 00:14:21,451
Look behind you,
but don't be obvious.
420
00:14:21,485 --> 00:14:24,854
Can I get the "me"
soft-shell crab?
421
00:14:24,889 --> 00:14:26,056
Josh Groban!
422
00:14:26,090 --> 00:14:27,724
He's eating his own sushi!
423
00:14:27,758 --> 00:14:29,793
That's the most baller thing
I've ever seen.
424
00:14:29,827 --> 00:14:31,628
[pants]
425
00:14:31,662 --> 00:14:34,030
Welcome to Beachview Terrace,
426
00:14:34,065 --> 00:14:37,334
the sad, unsalvageable,
broken-down armpit of Pawnee.
427
00:14:37,368 --> 00:14:39,836
Yeah, we tried to clean up
this neighborhood so many times.
428
00:14:39,871 --> 00:14:41,104
Nothing's worked.
429
00:14:41,138 --> 00:14:43,139
We sent a street cleaner
through here a few months ago.
430
00:14:43,174 --> 00:14:45,008
Raccoons ate the wheels
right off it.
431
00:14:45,042 --> 00:14:46,910
Councilman Dexhart represents
this district,
432
00:14:46,944 --> 00:14:48,578
and ten years ago
when he was elected,
433
00:14:48,613 --> 00:14:49,779
he promised to clean it up.
434
00:14:49,814 --> 00:14:52,215
Instead, he just gave it
a fancy new name:
435
00:14:52,250 --> 00:14:53,650
Beachview Terrace.
436
00:14:53,684 --> 00:14:55,852
A more accurate name
for this place?
437
00:14:55,887 --> 00:14:59,289
Medical Waste Butt-Sweat Grove.
438
00:14:59,323 --> 00:15:01,925
Hi, sorry I'm late.
439
00:15:01,959 --> 00:15:03,727
We've had this listing
for seven years,
440
00:15:03,761 --> 00:15:05,962
and no one's ever
asked to see it.
441
00:15:05,997 --> 00:15:07,797
I thought this was a prank call.
442
00:15:07,832 --> 00:15:09,699
This place has everything.
443
00:15:09,734 --> 00:15:12,435
Vermin, bullet holes,
a hornets nest.
444
00:15:12,470 --> 00:15:15,772
Look, I appreciate everything
that you guys have done for me,
445
00:15:15,806 --> 00:15:18,475
but even if I put in
the time and the money
446
00:15:18,509 --> 00:15:20,010
to refurbish this trash heap,
447
00:15:20,044 --> 00:15:21,711
it's not gonna
change the fact that
448
00:15:21,746 --> 00:15:24,714
no respectable people live in
this part of town anymore.
449
00:15:24,749 --> 00:15:25,882
Damn straight.
450
00:15:25,916 --> 00:15:28,451
Everything would have to
magically change.
451
00:15:28,486 --> 00:15:30,921
The whole neighborhood would
have to suddenly become safe
452
00:15:30,955 --> 00:15:34,991
and clean and have businesses
and people who dine out.
453
00:15:35,026 --> 00:15:36,660
(April) No, then we'd
have to move again.
454
00:15:36,694 --> 00:15:37,627
Are you thinking...
455
00:15:37,662 --> 00:15:38,628
It's possible.
456
00:15:38,663 --> 00:15:40,463
How would we...
457
00:15:40,498 --> 00:15:42,132
(both) PR.
Which you could then--
458
00:15:42,166 --> 00:15:44,000
Yes, right.
Okay, good.
459
00:15:44,035 --> 00:15:47,304
Guys, we have about five days to
do three months worth of work.
460
00:15:47,338 --> 00:15:48,805
But if we pull it off,
461
00:15:48,840 --> 00:15:50,340
we can rescue JJ's Diner,
462
00:15:50,374 --> 00:15:51,708
we can establish
a new National Park,
463
00:15:51,742 --> 00:15:53,710
and we can save Pawnee forever.
Who's in?
464
00:15:53,744 --> 00:15:54,978
I am.
[gasps]
465
00:15:55,012 --> 00:15:56,012
Oh, my God.
466
00:15:56,047 --> 00:15:57,013
Where'd you come from?
467
00:15:57,048 --> 00:15:59,182
The floor hole.
468
00:16:02,439 --> 00:16:03,506
Hey, how was your trip?
469
00:16:03,540 --> 00:16:05,007
Great, obviously.
470
00:16:05,042 --> 00:16:06,175
Bedazzled that elbow.
471
00:16:06,210 --> 00:16:07,343
How's everything here?
472
00:16:07,377 --> 00:16:08,945
Uneventful.
473
00:16:08,979 --> 00:16:10,780
So, I was thinking about
474
00:16:10,814 --> 00:16:12,548
the idea of
going to Donna's wedding.
475
00:16:12,583 --> 00:16:14,851
Wait.
Before you say anything,
476
00:16:14,885 --> 00:16:16,586
I don't think you should
go to Donna's wedding
477
00:16:16,620 --> 00:16:17,787
to supervise catering.
Oh.
478
00:16:17,821 --> 00:16:20,490
I want you to come with me
as my date.
479
00:16:20,524 --> 00:16:22,492
Oh.
The thing is, you work for me,
480
00:16:22,526 --> 00:16:25,094
so it's probably kind of
uncool for me to even ask.
481
00:16:25,129 --> 00:16:27,497
Which is why
I signed these documents
482
00:16:27,531 --> 00:16:30,166
transferring day-to-day
operations of Tom's Bistro
483
00:16:30,200 --> 00:16:31,200
over to Craig.
484
00:16:31,235 --> 00:16:32,335
He'll be your boss now.
Not me.
485
00:16:32,369 --> 00:16:33,903
It's about time.
486
00:16:33,937 --> 00:16:36,739
We're losing the cranberry
salad, effective immediately.
487
00:16:36,773 --> 00:16:38,274
You don't have to do this.
488
00:16:38,308 --> 00:16:39,242
Yeah, I do.
489
00:16:39,276 --> 00:16:40,309
You're great at your job,
490
00:16:40,344 --> 00:16:41,377
and I want you
working here forever,
491
00:16:41,412 --> 00:16:42,678
and if you don't have
feelings for me,
492
00:16:42,713 --> 00:16:46,549
I need you to know that
everything is gonna be fine.
493
00:16:46,583 --> 00:16:48,017
In fact, forget it.
494
00:16:48,051 --> 00:16:49,018
I wasn't even serious.
495
00:16:49,052 --> 00:16:50,019
You've been hoaxed.
496
00:16:50,054 --> 00:16:50,987
You've been Tommy'ed.
497
00:16:51,021 --> 00:16:51,954
Just, hold on.
498
00:16:51,989 --> 00:16:53,322
I was gonna say that
499
00:16:53,357 --> 00:16:55,224
I wouldn't want to go with you
as friends.
500
00:16:55,259 --> 00:16:58,161
I want to go with you
as your date.
501
00:16:58,195 --> 00:16:59,128
Oh.
502
00:16:59,163 --> 00:17:00,663
Cool.
503
00:17:00,697 --> 00:17:01,864
Craig, never mind.
504
00:17:01,899 --> 00:17:03,266
We can rip these papers up.
505
00:17:03,300 --> 00:17:05,435
Well, I wish my reign had
lasted longer,
506
00:17:05,469 --> 00:17:06,803
but I'm happy with
the decisions I made
507
00:17:06,837 --> 00:17:08,071
and the people I fired.
508
00:17:08,105 --> 00:17:10,073
Oh, God.
I better get back there.
509
00:17:11,341 --> 00:17:12,809
You guys, I don't know what
this is about,
510
00:17:12,843 --> 00:17:15,711
but it's 4:13,
so you got seven minutes.
511
00:17:15,746 --> 00:17:18,748
Well, we just wanted to
introduce you to the new home
512
00:17:18,782 --> 00:17:21,184
of the Gryzzl campus.
513
00:17:21,218 --> 00:17:22,518
Are you tripping?
514
00:17:22,553 --> 00:17:25,855
We just spent $125 million
515
00:17:25,889 --> 00:17:28,391
to build our new campus in the
Southern Indiana Foothills.
516
00:17:28,425 --> 00:17:31,060
And you'll be spending another
100 million, at least,
517
00:17:31,094 --> 00:17:34,497
to construct the building,
roads, plumbing, electrical.
518
00:17:34,531 --> 00:17:36,966
Whereas here
at Beachview Terrace,
519
00:17:37,000 --> 00:17:39,735
you can take over
five entire square blocks
520
00:17:39,770 --> 00:17:41,838
of historic Pawnee.
521
00:17:41,872 --> 00:17:43,272
Here's a complete proposal
522
00:17:43,307 --> 00:17:45,875
for Gryzzl's new regional
corporate headquarters.
523
00:17:45,909 --> 00:17:47,410
Is this paper?
524
00:17:47,444 --> 00:17:49,312
Oh, super throwback.
525
00:17:49,346 --> 00:17:51,314
My company inspected
all the buildings.
526
00:17:51,348 --> 00:17:52,682
They are disgusting,
I grant you,
527
00:17:52,716 --> 00:17:54,217
but the guts are solid.
528
00:17:54,251 --> 00:17:55,785
We've laid out
construction costs,
529
00:17:55,819 --> 00:17:57,453
retail space options.
530
00:17:57,488 --> 00:17:59,722
You could build a much bigger
campus in this neighborhood,
531
00:17:59,757 --> 00:18:01,157
and basically break even.
532
00:18:01,191 --> 00:18:04,560
Plus, the best part, all the
buildings come pre-graffitied.
533
00:18:04,595 --> 00:18:07,430
That's true.
We wouldn't have to hire Banksy.
534
00:18:07,464 --> 00:18:11,601
Okay, but we spent hella skrilla
on this trill forest,
535
00:18:11,635 --> 00:18:13,703
so, what are we supposed to do
with that?
536
00:18:13,737 --> 00:18:15,638
Here's a far-out idea
537
00:18:15,673 --> 00:18:18,975
that just came to
the top of my branium:
538
00:18:19,009 --> 00:18:22,845
why don't you donate that land
to the National Parks Service?
539
00:18:22,880 --> 00:18:24,580
That would be pretty dope.
540
00:18:24,615 --> 00:18:26,416
And you could get some
baller tax breaks
541
00:18:26,450 --> 00:18:29,619
that could help you with that
mad stank construction cost--
542
00:18:29,653 --> 00:18:30,853
I don't know, I'm sorry.
I can't...
543
00:18:30,888 --> 00:18:32,121
I can't say those words.
You don't have to.
544
00:18:32,156 --> 00:18:34,524
Okay, but why couldn't we just
build the campus here,
545
00:18:34,558 --> 00:18:36,526
and then keep the land
or sell it?
546
00:18:36,560 --> 00:18:39,829
You could, but donating it
will give you some good PR,
547
00:18:39,863 --> 00:18:41,331
which you desperately need.
548
00:18:41,365 --> 00:18:43,966
I mean, look, we are glad
that you picked Pawnee,
549
00:18:44,001 --> 00:18:46,969
but if you're gonna
set up shop here,
550
00:18:47,004 --> 00:18:49,138
you need to make
a covenant with the city.
551
00:18:49,173 --> 00:18:51,174
Show people that
you're invested in this town.
552
00:18:51,208 --> 00:18:55,445
Start by cleaning up
one part of Pawnee
553
00:18:55,479 --> 00:18:57,747
and preserving the other.
554
00:18:57,781 --> 00:18:59,449
Okay, well, I gotta
talk to my board,
555
00:18:59,483 --> 00:19:01,551
as well as
our chief legal counsel,
556
00:19:01,585 --> 00:19:03,152
and our senior advisory team.
557
00:19:03,187 --> 00:19:04,487
And--and truthfully,
558
00:19:04,521 --> 00:19:06,989
they're all shrooming super hard
at Coachella right now.
559
00:19:07,024 --> 00:19:08,457
But as soon as they get back,
I'll get into it.
560
00:19:08,492 --> 00:19:10,159
[Cypress Hill's
Hits From the Bong plays]
561
00:19:10,194 --> 00:19:13,429
We gotta go.
I'm sorry, we got a meeting.
562
00:19:13,464 --> 00:19:14,964
Uh, I'll catch you guys later.
563
00:19:14,999 --> 00:19:16,399
I've got a meeting as well.
564
00:19:16,433 --> 00:19:17,767
See you back at the house.
565
00:19:17,801 --> 00:19:20,236
Andy has a meeting?
566
00:19:20,270 --> 00:19:21,537
Upload it to my GryzzlGlass.
567
00:19:21,572 --> 00:19:22,672
Left eye.
568
00:19:22,706 --> 00:19:23,773
I'm watching porn
with my right eye.
569
00:19:23,807 --> 00:19:27,009
Whoa.
570
00:19:27,044 --> 00:19:29,445
Who...did...this?
571
00:19:29,480 --> 00:19:31,280
[whistles]
572
00:19:31,315 --> 00:19:32,515
We did.
573
00:19:32,549 --> 00:19:36,252
One way or another, Jonathan
Karate always gets his man.
574
00:19:36,286 --> 00:19:37,887
And like that,
575
00:19:37,921 --> 00:19:39,388
they were gone.
576
00:19:39,423 --> 00:19:40,823
[whistles]
577
00:19:40,858 --> 00:19:43,359
Go!
578
00:19:43,394 --> 00:19:44,894
Wait, where's--
hey, guys, where's Gavin?
579
00:19:44,928 --> 00:19:45,962
Gav--wait, stop.
580
00:19:45,996 --> 00:19:46,963
There were supposed to be
six ninjas.
581
00:19:46,997 --> 00:19:48,231
Where's Gavin?
Gavin?
582
00:19:48,265 --> 00:19:49,866
Who was Gavin's buddy?
Caleb?
583
00:19:49,900 --> 00:19:51,701
Come on, dude, why do we even
have a buddy system?
584
00:19:51,735 --> 00:19:52,835
Is he in the bathroom?
585
00:19:52,870 --> 00:19:53,803
You need to tell me if
Gavin is pooping.
586
00:19:53,837 --> 00:19:54,804
[giggling]
587
00:19:54,838 --> 00:19:55,805
No, do not laugh, okay?
588
00:19:55,839 --> 00:19:57,039
You're not even Caleb.
589
00:19:57,074 --> 00:19:58,307
You're Gavin.
You're Caleb.
590
00:19:58,342 --> 00:19:59,582
If you're Caleb, where's Hunter?
591
00:19:59,610 --> 00:20:01,210
Hunter?
Hunter?
592
00:20:01,245 --> 00:20:02,578
Okay, who was Hunter's buddy?
593
00:20:02,613 --> 00:20:04,414
Hmm?
594
00:20:04,448 --> 00:20:06,282
Oh, I was.
595
00:20:06,316 --> 00:20:07,950
Oh, crap.
596
00:20:07,985 --> 00:20:09,218
Oh, Dennis, what a mess.
597
00:20:09,253 --> 00:20:12,288
You have 30 seconds to
get out of this facility.
598
00:20:12,323 --> 00:20:13,404
(Leslie) I don't know, Ron.
599
00:20:13,424 --> 00:20:14,590
I mean, it's been a week.
600
00:20:14,625 --> 00:20:16,659
It might not work.
601
00:20:16,693 --> 00:20:17,660
It'll work.
602
00:20:17,694 --> 00:20:18,995
What if it doesn't?
603
00:20:19,029 --> 00:20:20,330
What if we did all that research
604
00:20:20,364 --> 00:20:22,432
and handed Gryzzl
a fully-formed plan
605
00:20:22,466 --> 00:20:24,033
to revitalize
an entire neighborhood
606
00:20:24,067 --> 00:20:26,169
and build a new National Park,
607
00:20:26,203 --> 00:20:27,603
and their board still says no?
608
00:20:27,638 --> 00:20:29,639
Then you'll be secure
in the knowledge
609
00:20:29,673 --> 00:20:32,241
that you gave it your best shot.
610
00:20:32,276 --> 00:20:34,410
But I do really think
they will go for it.
611
00:20:34,445 --> 00:20:36,045
What makes you so confident?
612
00:20:36,080 --> 00:20:39,582
A wise woman once told me that
whenever you and I team up,
613
00:20:39,616 --> 00:20:41,250
good things happen.
614
00:20:41,285 --> 00:20:43,252
Also,
they called three hours ago,
615
00:20:43,287 --> 00:20:44,754
they approved the plan,
616
00:20:44,788 --> 00:20:47,323
and asked me to begin drawings
for the renovation.
617
00:20:47,358 --> 00:20:48,991
[laughs]
618
00:20:49,026 --> 00:20:50,519
You jerk.
619
00:20:50,820 --> 00:20:55,036
You sat on that news and let me
stew here for three hours?
620
00:20:55,156 --> 00:20:56,795
- Yep.
- You jerk!
621
00:20:56,915 --> 00:20:58,379
We did it!
You jerk!
622
00:20:58,499 --> 00:20:59,801
- We did it!
- Yep.
623
00:20:59,921 --> 00:21:01,046
Congratulations!
624
00:21:03,404 --> 00:21:06,031
- I do not aprove of this.
- Don't care.
625
00:21:06,081 --> 00:21:10,631
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