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The largest ice sheet
in the Northern Hemisphere
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is simply melting away.
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The five-alarm forest fire rages on.
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A Florida man on bath salts
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has eaten a woman's face.
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Ay-yi-yi.
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And Buzz Dougan has shocked the world!
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I got to give thanks
to my crew and to my sponsors,
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but mostly, I want
to give thanks to the Lord
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for the victory. And I just got
to say praise God.
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...praise God...
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...praise God...
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...praise God...
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...praise...
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God?
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Oh. Uh, hey, Rosie!
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I was just, uh, working on fixing, uh,
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the problems down... down on Earth.
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It's time for your 1:00 meeting.
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Oh, fantasy-football draft?
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You were going to reveal
your plan to end all pain.
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Oh. That was today? I...
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Uh, yeah, I've been working
on that all quarter.
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You know, just crunching numbers and...
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Okay, you heard him! He's very busy.
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He doesn't have time for this.
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Come on! Chop-chop!
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People talk every day about
how the world is screwed up,
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but... man, I say we're blessed.
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Great things happen every day.
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Great things!
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Whoo!
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And that, of course, was
Buzz Dougan's final interview
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before his horrific explosion at Daytona.
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He is dead.
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- Come on!
- Next up, the polar ice caps
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are melting at a historic rate.
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Scientists really cannot believe
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what is happening to our Mother Earth.
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Hoochie mama.
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Attention Heaven Inc...
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Morning shift starts now.
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More budget cuts.
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And in this next constellation,
as you can see,
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if you connect all of the dots,
you get...
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a bear!
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What?
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He's the VP's nephew.
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Oh.
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A really big bear!
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Okay, Eliza Hunter.
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So, you've applied for a transfer.
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What is wrong with the...
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- Department of Dirt?
- Oh, nothing.
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It has been a really rewarding experience
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making millions of tiny
dirt clumps and wetting them,
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drying them, watching them blow away,
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but I think I might be ready
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for a little more responsibility.
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Why is that? The Department of Dirt
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is one of the most stable jobs
we've got here.
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Mark worked in the Department
of Dirt for 80,000 years.
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Got his pension, has a
very nice condo, and he's happy.
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I know. I'm really happy for Mark.
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I just...
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I just feel like there's a lot
of big problems down on Earth,
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and I want to do more to help.
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Eliza, I know you're new here,
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but there's something
you've got to understand.
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It's way too late to fix Earth.
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It's not 30,000 B.C. anymore.
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It's not 20 jacked naked people
and a bunch of rockin' dinosaurs
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gettin' nasty in
some sick-ass cave somewhere.
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I don't... I don't think
that's how that was.
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My point is, you can't fix Earth.
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Not if you don't give me a shot.
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Okay. Fine.
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I will transfer you to the
Department of Answered Prayers.
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Wait, there's a department
that answers prayers?
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- Mm-hmm.
- Thank you.
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I can't wait to see it.
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Hello?
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Hello?
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Dividing all that... Hello?
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- Aah!
- Whoa, whoa! Hey, hey!
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- Hey, it's cool. I'm cool.
- Oh.
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They just transferred me from Dirt.
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I'm Eliza.
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Oh.
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Oh, wow. Oh, well, welcome!
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Sorry. I'm Craig. I'm
so sorry for screaming at you.
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I've been alone for years.
And I wasn't expecting anyone.
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It's all good.
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It is a little dark in here, huh?
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I-I-I don't know.
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Lights are on.
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All right, so, which prayer
do we answer first?
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Saving a life, curing a disease...?
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You have arrived at a great moment.
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This one is set to be a nail-biter.
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All right.
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Please let me find my car keys.
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Keys.
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Okay, yeah, guess we gotta get
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this little one out of the way.
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- Let's zap her the keys.
- Oh, no.
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We can't break the laws of physics.
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No zapping. No flying.
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Nothing they're gonna notice.
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So how do we answer prayers?
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Discreet, natural phenomena.
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Ha ha ha.
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Sneaky, sneaky.
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Teasing me from beneath the snow.
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Ah, but you can't hide from Papa.
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No, Papa sees you.
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And Papa is coming for you.
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One snowflake melted.
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Two snowflakes melted.
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I'm sorry. How much longer
is this gonna...
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900,317 snowflakes melted.
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- My keys!
- Prayer complete.
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Okay, okay. So, now we move
onto something bigger...?
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Well, no, no, no. We're not done yet.
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Here's something fun.
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And you can put it on the wall.
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Uh, let's see. We've got lost keys...
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lost keys... lost keys.
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A lot of lost keys this month.
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- Ah! I found a good one.
- What?
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Let's see.
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_
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Okay, let's get started. Um...
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Oh, uh, I'll handle this.
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Wha...
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Whoa! You're just gonna let
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those wolves go to town on that guy?
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I find it's best
to stick with the small ones.
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But don't worry. "Impossibles"
go all the way to the top.
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And so, if anyone
can handle them, he can.
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Oh, okay.
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Ahh! Jordan!
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Damn it!
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God, I know it's been
a rough few thousand years,
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but I think you're being
too hard on yourself.
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You know, you've still got
a lot of fans down there.
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Not like before.
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Do you know how long it's been since
someone sacrificed a ram to me?
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I thought that grossed you out.
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You know, it did. But at the same time,
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there was something nice about it.
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I mean, it made me feel like, you know,
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- hey, I'm doing all right.
- Mm.
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Now sometimes I just
feel like packing it all in
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and moving on to the next thing.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
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Let's, uh... Let's not do
anything drastic, you know?
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Let's give it a beat.
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Things will improve.
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They better.
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Impossible.
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Impossible.
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Oh! Incoming!
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2 million prayers received.
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This department seems
wildly understaffed!
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It was designed to accommodate
a much smaller Earth population.
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No one ever imagined the planet
was gonna get this crowded.
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There's no way we can answer
all of those.
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I generally try and shoot
for three, four a day.
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Although, now that
I've got you, a teammate,
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there's no telling what we can do.
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I'm thinking five... six...
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Maybe as many as six!
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Hyah! Hyah!
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Oh! _
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Uhh!
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Uhh! Uhh!
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Uhh! Hyah! Ha!
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Oh!
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Rain sequence initiated.
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Yes!
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Prayer complete.
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No!
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What happened? What did you do?
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Is that a good alarm?
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Wails of grief intermingle with
the shrieking of the death winds
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as the typhoon rages on,
taking the lives,
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and dignity, of thousands.
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There's gotta be something we can do.
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- I mean, you can press F7.
- Does that stop typhoons?
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No, it turns the sound off.
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- ...this is horrible...
- Mute.
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- Oh.
- Overflow. Overflow.
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Don't beat yourself up.
Hey, it's your first day.
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We all make mistakes.
Oh, here's something fun...
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Related prayers
all come out together bundled.
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It's a way to speed... What do they say?!
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Oh, well, yeah, you know...
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"Please save me," "Please save me,"
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"Save me," "Please save me."
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"Please kill me."
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That's pretty chilling.
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Come on, we gotta get these up there!
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- Oh, n... Don't. Okay.
- Prayer jam.
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Maybe if I can unclog the tube...
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Ooh. Missing glove!
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Uh, where are you going?
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To fix this.
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Tragedy. Tragedy.
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Tragedy. Tragedy.
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Tragedy. Tragedy.
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Oh, Lazy Susan, love of my life.
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If only everything worked as good as you.
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I'm sorry, sir. I told her you were busy.
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It's all good.
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Hey.
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God.
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Hi. Hi.
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Eliza. What's up?
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Okay, there is a crazy typhoon happening,
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and it's killing lots of people.
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Can you help?
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I don't want to sound cynical,
but what's the point?
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Uh, the point is, you're God.
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You made Earth, okay? It is yours.
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And right now, it is in big, big trouble.
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It is a mess! People are dying!
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And you... you are
the only one that can fix it.
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Please, you have got to do something.
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You know what?
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You're right.
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I've been here 10,000 years.
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He's never addressed
the whole company before.
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Hi.
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Sorry, guys. Sorry.
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Is that God?
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Um...
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- Can they hear me?
- Yeah. Just lean in.
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Yeah. Um...
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so, I've decided to blow up Earth.
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And, uh...
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I guess that's it.
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All right.
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So, uh, just to be totally clear...
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you want to destroy the entire
world and kill everyone?
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Yeah. But that's not why
I brought you in here.
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We have something bigger to discuss...
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my next thing.
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I bet you a hundo
you can't guess what it is.
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Is it a new planet?
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You owe me a hundo!
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This here is a restaurant.
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- What?
- I call it... Lazy Susan's.
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Okay, what two things
do people love the most?
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- Uh...
- Great food.
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And lazy rivers. Right?
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Here's how it works.
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The outside is a lazy river.
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And the middle part here
is an island that has, you know,
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like, all these great chefs
making all kinds of food.
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00:11:51,127 --> 00:11:53,961
Now, you, you're
floating around with, uh,
263
00:11:53,997 --> 00:11:57,031
some sort of a claw-type device, right?
264
00:11:57,066 --> 00:11:58,666
And when you see a food you like,
265
00:11:58,701 --> 00:12:00,768
you just reach out with your claw,
266
00:12:00,804 --> 00:12:03,271
and you grab it with your claw.
267
00:12:03,306 --> 00:12:05,139
Couple of questions. Shoot.
268
00:12:05,175 --> 00:12:09,443
If you're blowing up the Earth,
where will the restaurant be?
269
00:12:09,479 --> 00:12:12,079
Space? Somewhere in space?
270
00:12:12,115 --> 00:12:13,714
I don't know. That's your department.
271
00:12:13,750 --> 00:12:15,516
Oh. I'm involved.
272
00:12:15,552 --> 00:12:18,252
We are really doing something.
273
00:12:18,288 --> 00:12:19,722
Something amazing.
274
00:12:21,191 --> 00:12:22,475
I love you, buddy.
275
00:12:23,426 --> 00:12:24,894
I love you.
276
00:12:25,829 --> 00:12:28,629
Reminder...
All departments are responsible
277
00:12:28,665 --> 00:12:31,165
for the disposal of their assets.
278
00:13:06,936 --> 00:13:09,070
All right, that's your severance package.
279
00:13:09,105 --> 00:13:10,538
You get two weeks of health coverage
280
00:13:10,573 --> 00:13:12,673
for every thousand years of service.
281
00:13:12,709 --> 00:13:14,408
- This is horrible.
- You'll land on your feet.
282
00:13:14,444 --> 00:13:17,578
There are other galaxies
out there and other jobs.
283
00:13:17,614 --> 00:13:18,980
If you want, I can put a referral in
284
00:13:19,015 --> 00:13:20,214
for you at the Borgon Nebula.
285
00:13:20,250 --> 00:13:22,817
W-Would I be answering prayers there?
286
00:13:22,852 --> 00:13:25,086
Well, there's no life-forms
there, so, no.
287
00:13:25,121 --> 00:13:26,654
You'd mainly be swirling debris.
288
00:13:26,689 --> 00:13:28,823
Right? And does the debris ever dance?
289
00:13:28,858 --> 00:13:30,024
What?
290
00:13:30,059 --> 00:13:31,893
Say the debris had lost an object,
291
00:13:31,928 --> 00:13:33,361
and then that object were found for it,
292
00:13:33,396 --> 00:13:35,529
would the debris be like...
293
00:13:37,300 --> 00:13:39,901
Craig, look, this is
a good opportunity for you.
294
00:13:39,936 --> 00:13:41,836
You have been working for centuries.
295
00:13:41,871 --> 00:13:43,437
So just take a break.
296
00:13:43,473 --> 00:13:44,672
Hang out with your friends.
297
00:13:44,707 --> 00:13:46,207
Yes. My friends.
298
00:13:46,242 --> 00:13:47,842
You know, you don't even need
to stick around today.
299
00:13:47,877 --> 00:13:49,310
Skip out early.
300
00:13:49,345 --> 00:13:50,878
Go get a burger with your buddies.
301
00:13:50,914 --> 00:13:52,346
Mm. Burgers.
302
00:13:52,382 --> 00:13:54,749
Speaking of, looks like
happy hour's starting early.
303
00:13:55,952 --> 00:13:58,152
Wait for me, ya dickheads!
304
00:14:05,128 --> 00:14:09,697
And I already have
a prototype for the claw.
305
00:14:09,732 --> 00:14:12,199
Bet you a hundo I can pick up
a single peanut.
306
00:14:14,671 --> 00:14:16,904
Damn it! It was working good before.
307
00:14:16,940 --> 00:14:18,272
Yeah, it's a great idea for a restaurant.
308
00:14:18,308 --> 00:14:21,809
But you know what else was
a really great idea?
309
00:14:21,844 --> 00:14:23,644
- Earth.
- Nah.
310
00:14:23,680 --> 00:14:25,546
Come on, you said it yourself...
It's a mess.
311
00:14:25,581 --> 00:14:27,315
I mean, look at all those prayers.
312
00:14:27,350 --> 00:14:28,768
They're impossible.
313
00:14:29,652 --> 00:14:30,918
Maybe I can... I can help.
314
00:14:30,954 --> 00:14:33,988
You couldn't answer
a single one of those.
315
00:14:36,317 --> 00:14:39,093
You wanna make a bet?
316
00:14:39,737 --> 00:14:41,295
A bet?
317
00:14:41,331 --> 00:14:42,563
You hear that, Sanjay?
318
00:14:42,598 --> 00:14:44,432
A bet.
319
00:14:44,467 --> 00:14:46,100
Interesting.
320
00:14:46,135 --> 00:14:47,535
- You thinking a hundo?
- Mm...
321
00:14:47,570 --> 00:14:50,271
I was thinking something
a little higher-stakes.
322
00:14:50,306 --> 00:14:52,006
Ohh! A thouso?
323
00:14:54,143 --> 00:14:55,843
Bigger.
324
00:14:55,878 --> 00:14:59,380
If I answer one of these
"Impossible" prayers,
325
00:14:59,415 --> 00:15:01,048
you spare Earth.
326
00:15:01,084 --> 00:15:04,685
A-All right. All right.
327
00:15:04,721 --> 00:15:07,188
But. If you fail...
328
00:15:07,223 --> 00:15:08,322
The Earth explodes.
329
00:15:08,358 --> 00:15:10,558
Yeah, but, also...
330
00:15:10,593 --> 00:15:14,428
you have to eat a worm.
331
00:15:14,464 --> 00:15:16,263
Alive. The whole thing.
332
00:15:16,299 --> 00:15:18,666
The head and the butt.
In front of everyone.
333
00:15:18,701 --> 00:15:19,867
And you have to act like you like it.
334
00:15:19,902 --> 00:15:21,902
You have to go, "Mmm. Oh-ho!
335
00:15:21,938 --> 00:15:24,171
Mmm. Yum. I like worms."
336
00:15:24,207 --> 00:15:25,906
Hey!
337
00:15:25,942 --> 00:15:27,475
Did you hear that, Sanjay?
Isn't that great?
338
00:15:27,510 --> 00:15:29,120
Very funny.
339
00:15:30,113 --> 00:15:31,779
All right. Good luck.
340
00:15:35,018 --> 00:15:36,517
How long do I have?
341
00:15:37,059 --> 00:15:38,819
- Two weeks.
- How about a month?
342
00:15:38,855 --> 00:15:41,022
Two weeks!
343
00:15:41,057 --> 00:15:42,757
Oh.
344
00:15:43,885 --> 00:15:46,293
Prayer 98% complete.
345
00:15:46,329 --> 00:15:48,763
Great news! I figured it out.
346
00:15:48,798 --> 00:15:50,865
- Please not now.
- Listen, I made a bet with God,
347
00:15:50,900 --> 00:15:52,700
and all we have to do to save the world
348
00:15:52,735 --> 00:15:53,901
is answer one of these...
349
00:15:53,936 --> 00:15:55,369
Please just leave me alone.
350
00:15:55,405 --> 00:15:56,670
Craig, this is a big deal!
351
00:15:56,706 --> 00:15:58,005
- Come on!
- Oh!
352
00:15:58,041 --> 00:16:00,541
- Oh!
- Minor earthquake.
353
00:16:00,576 --> 00:16:01,809
That was hours of work.
354
00:16:01,844 --> 00:16:03,878
So what? It's just a missing glove.
355
00:16:03,913 --> 00:16:05,546
- Who cares about gloves?
- I do!
356
00:16:05,581 --> 00:16:06,881
I care about gloves!
357
00:16:06,916 --> 00:16:09,450
I care about gloves!
358
00:16:09,485 --> 00:16:10,718
No, look, I know.
359
00:16:10,753 --> 00:16:13,020
You think what I do is small
360
00:16:13,056 --> 00:16:15,589
and stupid and insignificant.
361
00:16:15,625 --> 00:16:17,291
But it is my life.
362
00:16:17,710 --> 00:16:20,027
I-I don't have anything else.
363
00:16:20,063 --> 00:16:21,429
All right, the rest of you are fine.
364
00:16:21,464 --> 00:16:24,198
You just go around.
"Oh, let's go grab a burger.
365
00:16:24,233 --> 00:16:26,300
Let's all socialize,
get burgers together.
366
00:16:26,335 --> 00:16:28,769
Let's go to a party and have...
367
00:16:28,805 --> 00:16:30,237
burgers," or however it goes...
368
00:16:30,273 --> 00:16:33,441
I don't know how it goes.
Maybe I will never know.
369
00:16:33,851 --> 00:16:36,177
But I knew about my job.
370
00:16:36,212 --> 00:16:38,846
I was good at that, at least.
371
00:16:38,881 --> 00:16:40,815
And you've taken that away from me.
372
00:16:51,379 --> 00:16:54,499
_
373
00:17:10,744 --> 00:17:13,077
Please. I really need my glove.
374
00:17:23,256 --> 00:17:25,805
Oh, good. You're here.
375
00:17:25,840 --> 00:17:26,991
Why? What have you done now?
376
00:17:27,027 --> 00:17:28,560
Oh, I just, uh...
377
00:17:28,596 --> 00:17:31,429
I wanted to make sure
you got the last leaf.
378
00:17:37,337 --> 00:17:39,237
Ah! My glove!
379
00:17:39,272 --> 00:17:41,639
Prayer complete.
380
00:17:42,742 --> 00:17:45,076
Well, no, you should stamp it.
381
00:17:45,111 --> 00:17:47,212
- You sure?
- Absolutely.
382
00:17:47,247 --> 00:17:48,847
It was a team effort.
383
00:17:54,974 --> 00:17:57,922
Time to kill.
384
00:17:57,958 --> 00:17:59,390
- F7?
- Yeah, F7.
385
00:17:59,426 --> 00:18:00,725
Whoo! Woman: Mute.
386
00:18:07,934 --> 00:18:09,868
That's a lot to go through.
387
00:18:10,281 --> 00:18:11,936
We should probably get started.
388
00:18:15,742 --> 00:18:17,942
Maybe we can do it over burgers?
389
00:18:17,978 --> 00:18:19,644
Burgers?
390
00:18:20,208 --> 00:18:21,913
"Please save the rainforest."
391
00:18:21,948 --> 00:18:24,849
Impossible. "Please stop all wars." No.
392
00:18:24,885 --> 00:18:27,352
"Please make everyone
just chill out on Twitter."
393
00:18:27,387 --> 00:18:29,220
- "Wi-Fi."
- "Wi-Fi."
394
00:18:29,256 --> 00:18:30,889
- "Airport Wi-Fi."
- "Wi-Fi."
395
00:18:30,924 --> 00:18:32,690
"Wi-Fi."
396
00:18:33,526 --> 00:18:36,794
Craig, come on!
397
00:18:39,266 --> 00:18:40,999
Craig, leave 'em!
398
00:18:41,034 --> 00:18:44,202
Uh, it was really nice meeting you.
399
00:18:44,237 --> 00:18:45,858
You too.
400
00:18:52,712 --> 00:18:56,180
Please, if anybody is listening...
401
00:18:56,216 --> 00:18:57,849
I really like this girl.
402
00:18:57,884 --> 00:18:59,751
Just please make this happen.
403
00:18:59,786 --> 00:19:01,920
No. No, no, no, no, no.
404
00:19:01,955 --> 00:19:03,922
Okay, love prayers never work, all right?
405
00:19:03,957 --> 00:19:05,657
There's... There's too many variables.
406
00:19:05,692 --> 00:19:07,892
So, that girl he likes
could be uninterested in him,
407
00:19:07,928 --> 00:19:09,861
or she could be in love
with somebody else.
408
00:19:09,896 --> 00:19:12,330
But check it out.
409
00:19:12,365 --> 00:19:14,365
Related prayer.
410
00:19:23,877 --> 00:19:26,577
Please, if you're listening...
411
00:19:26,613 --> 00:19:29,569
I really like this guy.
412
00:19:30,450 --> 00:19:31,616
Please make this happen.
413
00:19:35,322 --> 00:19:37,455
This could work.
414
00:19:46,908 --> 00:19:49,442
I don't know.
These prayers seem kinda vague.
415
00:19:49,478 --> 00:19:51,511
I mean, "make it happen"?
416
00:19:51,547 --> 00:19:52,659
Like, what does that even mean?
417
00:19:52,659 --> 00:19:54,525
Uh, it just means they want
to become a couple.
418
00:19:54,561 --> 00:19:57,428
Yeah, but at what point
do two people "become a couple"?
419
00:19:57,464 --> 00:19:59,430
How about we'll say the prayer
has been answered
420
00:19:59,466 --> 00:20:01,098
if they go out on a date?
421
00:20:01,134 --> 00:20:02,567
Yeah, I don't know.
422
00:20:02,602 --> 00:20:05,484
I think they really have to,
like, you know, "do it."
423
00:20:05,519 --> 00:20:07,019
- Right?
- Two dates.
424
00:20:07,019 --> 00:20:08,118
And they hold hands.
425
00:20:08,154 --> 00:20:09,386
I think it needs to be full sex.
426
00:20:09,422 --> 00:20:11,789
- How about a kiss?
- Ooh, a kiss!
427
00:20:12,320 --> 00:20:15,059
Romantic. Ha. Little Casanova over here.
428
00:20:15,094 --> 00:20:16,894
I like it.
429
00:20:16,929 --> 00:20:18,595
Rosie? Bring it in.
430
00:20:27,406 --> 00:20:29,594
Earth destruction in two weeks.
431
00:20:29,629 --> 00:20:30,934
All right, wait a minute.
432
00:20:30,969 --> 00:20:33,711
Eliza, are you sure you want this prayer?
433
00:20:33,746 --> 00:20:37,147
'Cause once Rosie closes up
that world-explody thing,
434
00:20:37,183 --> 00:20:39,550
there's no turning back.
435
00:20:39,585 --> 00:20:43,610
I don't want you crying when
everybody starts calling you
436
00:20:43,635 --> 00:20:45,802
"Worm Breath."
437
00:20:46,012 --> 00:20:47,979
- What?
- I'm sure.
438
00:20:48,127 --> 00:20:49,960
All right. It's a bet.
439
00:20:51,263 --> 00:20:52,763
Bet is made.
440
00:20:56,302 --> 00:21:00,112
You just picked
the hardest prayer in the box!
441
00:21:00,137 --> 00:21:01,303
Uh... n...
442
00:21:01,328 --> 00:21:03,328
It doesn't seem that hard.
443
00:21:03,353 --> 00:21:06,054
I mean, these two people,
they really like each other.
444
00:21:06,245 --> 00:21:08,011
They... They get along, they're...
445
00:21:08,047 --> 00:21:10,447
they have fun together, they're
in close physical proximity.
446
00:21:10,483 --> 00:21:12,182
I mean, it should be simple.
447
00:21:12,218 --> 00:21:13,450
Right, Craig?
448
00:21:13,486 --> 00:21:14,852
Right. Yes.
449
00:21:14,887 --> 00:21:16,420
Uh, should be simple.
450
00:21:16,455 --> 00:21:18,478
- Hey, you shaved.
- Did I?
451
00:21:18,514 --> 00:21:19,970
Yes, I did.
452
00:21:20,526 --> 00:21:22,726
- You ready?
- Let's do it.
453
00:21:25,431 --> 00:21:27,331
No, sir, love ain't easy.
454
00:21:29,301 --> 00:21:31,268
She is gonna eat that worm.
455
00:21:34,140 --> 00:21:37,374
Police say the "shotgun
killer" is still at large.
456
00:21:37,410 --> 00:21:39,309
Not a single fingerprint was found,
457
00:21:39,345 --> 00:21:40,811
leading investigators to conclude
458
00:21:40,846 --> 00:21:42,679
that the killer must have been wearing
459
00:21:42,715 --> 00:21:45,182
what could have only been two gloves.
460
00:21:45,217 --> 00:21:46,450
F7.
461
00:21:46,485 --> 00:21:47,723
Mute.
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