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[chei de zgomot, jingling]

[rotirea portierei]

- Ai cumpărat asta? - Da.

- Și acum este al nostru. Noi deținem asta. - Mm-hmm.

[Ciripitor]

- Imi place. - Dreapta?

Ce ți-am spus? Șemineul, clăditorii aici.

Sigur vrei să dai asta sorei tale?

Babe, am face 100K de pe flip toată ziua.

- Încercarea de a face ... - Asta este?

- Hei, da. Intră. M-ai făcut să cer o oră mai devreme să văd această haldă?

- Toți mirosim asta, nu? - Da, miroase ca mi-e respirație.

Bine. Nu se potrivește bine. Așa că vom pleca.

- Haide. - Haide. Aveți o viziune mică.

Uși franceze în grădină.

Deplasăm scările, luăm aceste ziduri,

creați un concept deschis prin bucătărie.

Există un pahar superb colorat aici, în colț. Oasele sunt foarte bune.

Când e partea am tuse până 12 mare pentru a repara fundația putrezit-out?

În mod evident, nu e pentru ei. Să răsturnați doar asta, El.

Există un parc de peste drum.

Și școlile de aici sunt fantastic dacă ai un copil.

Cand. Imi pare rau. Îmi pare rău, Kimmy.

Cand.
Când ai un copil.

Avem un copil. Ne sunt un copil.

Vezi asta? Asta se numește manifesta în univers.

Uneori universul crede că e amuzant dacă am picătură $ de 26000 in vitro mai întâi.

- Oh! Ești un penis. - Glumesc.

În cazul în care acest loc este atât de mare, de ce nu voi muta aici?

Ce vor face cu cinci dormitoare și un parc?

În mod evident, nu au copii.

Uită-te la ei. Nu au găuri emoționale pe care să le poată umple.

Nu că facem asta pentru a umple ...

- Taci, Russ. - In regula.

- Ce părere ai? - Ce arata?

Tocmai a spus că voi niciodată nu veți avea copii. Apoi ai făcut o privire clară.

Da, care a fost căutarea? Te-ai uitat înapoi la mine pentru a mă include în privirea ta.

- Nu m-am uitat. - Totul a aruncat o privire.

- Nu a fost o privire. - Cred că tocmai am început niște necazuri.

- Nu există probleme. - Poate chiar și o luptă.

- Nu se luptă. Nu există probleme. - Să iesim de aici.

O Doamne. Voi o să aveți copii acum, nu-i așa?

Nu ce? Kimmy. Nu știu. Ce?

Bineînțeles că ești, pentru că trebuie să câștigi totul.

Atunci îți arunci și uterul perfect în fața mea.

How do you know my uterus is perfect?
We've never even tried to have kids.

I don't know
if I can get pregnant.

Of course it is perfect.
It is yours.

- Kimmy.
- It probably has a leather interior.

Please, Kimmy.
You just got here.

Sorry, Petey.
Have a good fight.

[Pete]
See you later, Russ.

- I didn't do a look.
- You're doing a look right now.

There's no look.
You're doing a look.

[sighs]

All right,
maybe I did do a look.

But just hearing him say it out
loud: "We're never having children."

I mean, is that true?

I quit bringing it up because every time
I did, you'd say it's not the right time.

I know, but we were
always so broke.

And then we were going crazy
trying to get the business started.

We've flipped five houses this year, and
I'm starting to turn down design work.

I always thought that
I'd be a mom someday.

- I think I'm ready.
- Great. Now you're ready.

And by the time the kid's 16, I'm
gonna be one of those old dads,

like Brian Hendrickson's dad.

- Hey, Dad.
- What's up, Son?

Hey, Mr. Hendrickson,
go long!

[groaning]

Dad?

You killed my dad!

Hey. Hey, Dad. Wake up, wake up.
Wake up!

You did not kill
Mr. Hendrickson.

And you're not
that old.

Here's an idea. What if
we adopt a five-year-old?

It'd be like I got cracking when I was 36.
How about that?

Keep your end straight,
will you?

Look, you're overthinking it, bro.
None of my kids were planned.

Kid shows up, you figure it out.
Easy-peasy.

- How many kids you got now, Stu?
- Number four's in the oven right now.

- Wow.
- Nothing hard about kids. [grunts]

As long as you spend some time
with them, they're cool.

Most important thing, make
sure the moms all get along.

- [barking]
- Meatball. Hey! Hey, buddy!

Hey. You miss me?

Oh! That's my boy. You missed me, huh?
I missed you too.

Yeah. You're such a good boy.

Hey, El. I got the towel samples
you wanted for the kitchen.

El, you okay?

Hey, what's the matter?

Nothing. I was just thinking about what
you said about adopting a five-year-old.

- I said that?
- Yeah.

- I was totally... I was joking.
- I know. It's kind of crazy.

But it just got me thinking. And
there's so many kids in foster care.

And they're moving from place to
place, and they don't have anybody,

and it's like the saddest thing
I've ever seen.

I found this adoption agency. They're
having an orientation next week.

No, don't show me that. I don't
want to see those little faces.

You trying to break my heart?
I just got home from work.

Ellie, people who take in
foster kids are really special.

These are the kind of people who
volunteer when it's not even a holiday.

We don't even volunteer
on a holiday.

What if there was,
like, a disaster?

- What, like a dirty bomb?
- Whatever.

And there's a little kid
who ends up on our doorstep.

Are we gonna turn her away
because we're not special enough?

That would depend. There's a
lot of factors that go into it.

I mean, our food rations,
the blast radius.

El, you can't take
some offhanded remark I made

and turn it into
a crazy life decision.

It was a joke.

Yeah.

I know. I just...

You're right. You shouldn't be pushed
into something you don't want to do.

It was just a nice thought.

Good night.

All right, I won't make
any more jokes like that.

All right?

[exhales]

You wanna watch
a little Fixer Upper?

- Okay, I love you.
- I love you.

[sits on couch]

- [clicks]
- [woman on TV] That's a long fill-up, my friend.

[man] Well, that's because
I wanted you to come in here.

We're gonna have a karate kicking contest.
Me versus you, straight up.

[TV off]

[doorbell ringing]

[pop song playing]

Oh, God.

♪ Someone's knockin'
At the door ♪

♪ Somebody ringin' a bell ♪

♪ Someone's knockin'
At the door ♪

♪ Somebody's ringin' a bell ♪

♪ Do me a favor ♪

♪ Open the door ♪

♪ And let 'em in ♪

♪ Ooh, yeah ♪

♪ Someone's knockin'
At the door ♪

♪ Somebody's ringin' a bell ♪

♪ Someone's knockin'
At the door ♪

♪ Somebody's ringin' a bell ♪

- [sighs]
- ♪ Do me a favor ♪

♪ Open the door ♪

♪ And let 'em in ♪

- [hinge creaking]
- ♪ Yeah-eah-eah ♪

[sighs]
♪ Let 'em in ♪

It's not fair.
That is not...

Hey.

You can't buy these pita chips anymore.
They're way too spicy.

I'm getting my nose watery
and...

Over a half million children
are currently in foster care.

The system is overloaded,
okay?

It doesn't need
any more kids.

So for a child to be removed,
conditions have to be pretty bleak,

usually involving abuse
or extreme neglect.

And some of these kids can
often languish in the system,

unless a wonderful family
like yours steps up for them.

We'll step up.
We'll take one right away.

Perfect. Let me go check in
back, see what we have in stock.

- [all laughing]
- She is kidding, of course.

We do not stock.

And you know that.

But we can take you through the
eight-week foster parenting course,

and you can get
your certification.

And then we can pair you with
some kids that you can foster

until they become adoptable.

But it is not gonna
be easy, folks.

These kids
will test your will,

put a strain
on your relationship,

and push buttons you
didn't even know you had.

I can tell by looking at you that
not all y'all are gonna make it.

[chuckles] I actually think this group has
got the grit to face some unpleasant...

- Excuse me.
- Y-You guys heading out?

- Yeah.
- Okay. Well, thank you. Bye-bye.

- All right, that one's on me.
- It absolutely is.

- We've gone over this before.
- We have.

- This is a problem.
- It's a problem.

Okay, everybody, why
don't we learn your names

and what type of children
you're looking for.

Oh, hi.

We're Dana
and Dirk McCann.

And the Lord
has guided us here

to adopt a baby boy...
or a girl.

- Yeah, the big guy, he's blessed us with so much.
- Mm-hmm.

- We'd just like to share it with a child that needs a home.
- Yeah.

- [applause]
- What about over here?

I'm David, and this
is my wife, Jessie.

And we've been trying to have
a baby for three years now.

But no matter what we do,
I... I can't...

- I'm sorry. Can someone else go?
- It's okay.

It's okay. Well, I'm Kit
and this is Michael.

We've also been trying
to conceive now.

- Pretty much since the first night we met, right?
- [all laughing]

That is correct. We're
just not having any luck.

We're looking for a child of any gender
or ethnicity up to nine years old.

Hello. My name is
October Ross Jennings.

And I would like to be the single mother
of an athletically gifted teen boy

who I can help to reach his full
Division One scholarship potential.

Preferably African-American.

- Mm-hmm.
- [Ellie laughing] Right?

Like The Blind Side. Like the movie.
Right? That's great.

Honey,
she's not joking.

A-Are you jo... You're not joking?
My God. I'm so sorry.

I just thought 'cause of the gay
guys' conceiving joke that we were...

I mean, that is the plot
of The Blind Side, so...

I've never seen it. So, please, it's your
turn. Just do not talk to me anymore.

- [Pete whispers] Yeah, she's nuts.
- [all chuckling]

I'm so sorry.
I feel terrible. I, uh...

So, my name's Ellie. Hi.
This is my husband, Pete.

Uh, yeah, I mean, I'm not
too sure about any of this.

I mean, I get it. We adopted our dog
Meatball, and we love him like crazy, but...

- Don't compare kids to dogs.
- I'm not.

I'm just saying there used to be a stigma
about getting a dog from the pound,

but now they're called rescue
dogs and everybody wants one.

Don't say "pound," don't
say "dog." Just don't.

Okay, no, that's not...

It's just all of this
is a little scary, right?

- But maybe if you call them rescue kids...
- Oh, my God.

...instead of foster kids,
more people would be into it

and people wouldn't walk out
in the middle of your seminar

- and it'd be good for your program.
- Pete! Pete!

- I'm just saying...
- Just stop it!

Oh, everyone, our guest
speaker of the day,

Brenda Fernandez
and her parents.

Let's make them
feel welcome.

[Ellie]
Whoo!

[Brenda]
Hey, thank you.

Hi.
[chuckles]

So, when I was
eight years old,

my mom and her boyfriend
decided it would be a good idea

to build a meth lab
in our garage.

They made me
deliver drugs for them.

They abused me physically, and some
of their customers abused me sexually.

Uh, when I was 11,
our garage exploded,

and I was put
in the system,

bounced around
from placement to placement.

Pretty soon I was 14.

Nobody wants a teenager, so I'd
be aging out in a few years.

The thing is, over half the kids
who age out of foster care

end up homeless, addicted,
incarcerated, or dead within two years.

That was gonna be me,
trying to start my adult life,

but with no family
to help me pick a college,

nobody to come home to
on the holidays

or cry to when my first boyfriend
dumped me for Missy Howard.

But then those two... very
special people came along.

And I didn't make it easy
on them.

But no matter how hard
I pushed them away,

they were always there
with a sack lunch and a ride.

Thanks, you guys.

Come here, Daddy.
You too, Mama.

[chuckling]

- That was good.
- [laughs]

I am so sorry about
the Blind Side comment.

I love the movie.

Bye, Brenda. Great job. Amazing.
All right, Kit, bye.

Dirk. We'll see you in the classes, buddy.
Bye, guys. Hey.

- So now you think we're special enough?
- Maybe we are.

I mean, this is what we do.

We see potential in things, we fix 'em up.
Like they did.

They find this kid
in a state of disrepair,

they give her a new coat of paint,
scrape off her emotional popcorn ceiling,

install some countertops in the form
of love or self-esteem, whatever.

I'm not saying she's a house like the
way I said the dog thing in there,

but I think
we're perfect for this.

But she's really...
she's not a house, Pete.

- I just said she's not a house. Are you listening to me?
- Okay. No, I am.

I'm so exci...
Are you excited?

I just get worried

that you think things are gonna
be easier than they actually are.

- What? I do not.
- You do.

This whole thing was your idea. Now
I'm pumped about it, and you're not?

- No, no, I am pumped.
- Well, you don't look pumped.

A big, life-altering moment
like this, you gotta get pumped.

We're about to do
something insane.

- Did you hear her speak?
- Yes.

- It was the greatest thing I've ever heard.
- I know.

- Come on, cowgirl, let me get a "yee-haw."
- Yee-haw.

- No, bull. Gimme one. Yee-haw!
- [engine starts]

Louder. Crazier. Come on. Come on!
You're about to be a mom!

[Ellie]
Yaaa-hoo!

- [woman singing pop song]
- Add a balloon, El.

Okay, have a seat.

- [chattering]
- Time's up.

These are
your fantasy kids.

They are not
your real children.

♪ Don't think about it all
Too much ♪

♪ My love is gonna be enough ♪

Come on, Jessie.
You're losing her.

Pete. Pete, Pete!
Ticktock, muscle man.

That's not gonna bring him back from
that peanut butter sandwich you fed him.

Your real kids will be very different.
Can't erase 'em.

♪ You gotta give me Just a
little Of your love, baby ♪

Good job, Michael.

All right, October.

I'm calling it.
Yours is dead.

♪ Don't it feel like that night
Was from a dream? ♪

- [backup singers vocalizing]
- ♪ I never felt nothing Like that ♪

♪ Looking at you
Looking right back ♪

- ♪ You say nothing is ever As good as it seems ♪
- All there?

Time to erase
these ideals right now.

Almost done.

- Almost done.
- Okay. Okay.

Thank you.
Thank you.

Thank you.

♪ So don't let me down ♪

♪ Give me just a little
Of your love, baby ♪

- ♪ And I'll try ♪
- [song fades]

All right, everybody,
I want you all to imagine

you got this plush new job.

They give you
a nice big office.

There's a gym and a frozen yogurt
machine right there in the break room.

I love frozen yogurt.

But deep down,
you know you're not qualified.

In your heart of hearts,

you know you're not good enough
and you are going to get fired.

Hmm?

The same way you got fired
from your last three jobs.

And you might quit
just to get some control back.

Hell, you might even tip over
that damn yogurt machine

and walk your ass
right on out of there.

Just to clarify,

Karen is not advocating
vandalism in the workplace.

The point is,
that it's the same...

- [scissors snip]
- for a displaced child...

[snipping]

who knows...
that you don't want her.

Except instead of
grieving...

the loss of a job,

she's losing her connection

with everything
and everyone.

But the one connection

that can remain

is between siblings.

Sometimes it's easier
for sibs to adjust

because they're not going
through it all alone.

You might want to consider
upgrading to a sibling set.

Dirk?
Would you consider siblings?

The big guy
might smile on that.

[chuckles]

[stammering]
Um, w-we'd have to...

- We'd pray on that.
- Right, honey. Yeah.

- Pray on it.
- The big guy wouldn't give you any more than you can handle.

I beg to differ.

- [chattering, laughing]
- ♪ You only got A couple miles to go ♪

♪ If you're trying
To drive me insane ♪

♪ I saw you crack a smile
About a week ago ♪

♪ In the middle
Of the pouring rain ♪

- Pete. Ellie.
- Hey.

- You made it.
- [Ellie] Hi.

Just sign in,
and take this form with you

and write down the name of any kid
you meet you might be interested in.

Really?
That's how this works?

Yeah, it can feel a little
like shopping for kids.

It's messed up, I know,
but the county puts these on

because they can match a lot
of kids and parents quickly.

God, look at the big kids
over there.

Breaks my heart.

Most folks want nothing
to do with teenagers.

Of course, if you two thought you
could make room for an older child...

- Um, I mean...
- I... Oh, God.

I'm so sor... We... We're
terrible people. I'm sorry.

You're not terrible. Now get on in
there and find you a family. Go on.

God, it's so weird.

Normally, you go out and chat up some random
kid in a park and you're gonna get arrested.

- Now we're just supposed to?
- I know.

This little guy's all by himself.
You want to go say hi?

Yeah. Okay.

- Excuse me. Sorry. So sorry. Occupied.
- Hey! Sorry.

Occupied! Sorry!

We just went to get treats. So,
yeah, just back it up. Okay?

- Hey, look, we got some snacks.
- Come on, Lucas, right over here.

[October] Hey. Excuse me!
Heads up!

Okay.

Never mind. Thanks.

♪ Shine on me ♪

You just take it and try
to throw it into his mouth.

Really.
You want to have a go?

Oh.

Nice to meet you.

- Get it?
- Oh, yeah. Bring her in!

Yeah... Whoa! Oh!

- Hey. You gotta wait for your turn, buddy.
- [shouting, arguing]

- I'm sorry.
- Let's... Let's just go. Let's just go.

♪ Shine on me ♪

♪ Shine on me ♪

Pete. Ellie.

- How's it going?
- Hey.

Yeah, well...
it's a little weird.

Yeah, these things
can be kind of awkward.

But did you meet any kids
that you're curious about?

We met one little girl
who was sitting all by herself.

Very sweet, a little guarded. Kind
of had a little wall around her.

Really small for her age too. Maybe
a fetal alcohol thing or something.

I saw her...
Oh, right there.

The little sad-looking one
with pigtails

who seems like she's been chained
to a radiator half her life.

- Uh, that's my daughter.
- The radiator kid?

[chuckles]
What?

Yeah.
That's my daughter.

I'm so sorry.

You don't have to be sorry.
I'm really proud of her.

The reason she's sitting away from
others is because she has a family,

a very happy family.

And I didn't drink a drop when I was
pregnant. Nor do I have a radiator.

- Of course. You should be really proud.
- I am.

[chattering]

I'm sick of looking at that. To
hell with it. I'm going over there.

Pete. Hey, Pete.

- Pete, what are you doing?
- Look at them over there.

Everybody's avoiding them like they're
dipped in shit. I'm just gonna go say hi.

Yeah, okay...
Hey, Pete, Pete, just wait.

I know. I think it's awful.
But they're teenagers, okay?

They use drugs,
and they masturbate,

and they watch people playing
video games on YouTube.

- We're not equipped for that.
- What do we have to be equipped for?

I'm just going to say hello. I know.
I don't think we should do that.

- Excuse me? Hi.
- Hey. Hi.

Hi!

Just FYI,
we can all hear you.

- Hmm?
- "Dipped in shit."

"Masturbate," so forth.

Uh, we appreciate the concern, but
there's no need to go all pity crazy.

We know how this works.

So just go on. It's okay.

Go mingle with the kiddies and
don't give it another thought, okay?

Have a good day, folks.
Thanks. Bye-bye.

[laughing]

So, you two went out and found
yourself a teenager after all, huh?

- We only met her for a second.
- But she made a real impression.

Oh, yeah.
Lizzy's such a great kid.

She does really well in school.
Come on back.

She came into care four
years ago when she was 11.

Took a lot to convince her to accept
placement in an adoptive home.

- Her mother...
- Set the house on fire, passed out with a crack pipe.

- What I was gonna say...
- Before I told it like it is?

Before you jumped on in
there,

este că mama ei a făcut multe promisiuni de-a lungul anilor

și niciodată nu pare să le urmeze cu ei.

Unde este mama ei acum?

Probabil într-un portocaliu portocaliu de vânzare fumează în curte.

Știu că nu e corect.

Huh. Se pare că mama lui Lizzy este de
finisare o pedeapsă în închisoare județ.

Cine la sunat, nu? Cine a spus asta?

- Ai făcut. - Da.

Se pare că nu a urmărit niciodată reunificarea

sau a contactat copiii ei în mai mult de doi ani,

așa că, da, e destul de neimportantă.

Asta e teribil. Cum rămâne cu tatăl?

[razand]

Despre ce vorbești, "tata"?

Ce, faci comedie pentru noi acum, Pete?

Karen, am avut mulți tați care au crescut,

dar în acest caz, nu există nici un cod de identitate pe nici un părinte de naștere.

Uite, mama lui Lizzy este un produs al sistemului

și nu a învățat niciodată să aibă grijă de ea însăși, cu atât mai puțin cu trei copii.

- Trei? Trei copii? - Oh. Ce?

Da, trei.

- Da, Lizzy ... - O dată?

Da, Lizzy vine cu doi frați mai mici, Juan și Lita.

Asteapta asteapta. Deci am avea ... trei copii?

Nu. Doi, poate, dar nu putem face trei.

Vreau să spun, am vrut să ne întâlnim ... Doamne.

- De ce ne-ai arăta asta? - Ești un nenorocit.

De ce ai arăta asta? Sunt atât de drăguți. Este gresit.

Ascultă, nu o să-l sugerăm, bine?

Lita este ... un copil sălbatic,

iar Juan poate fi fragil și puțin emoțional,

iar Lizzy are voință puternică și nu va avea încredere cu ușurință.

- Doamne, o poți învinovăți? - Ascultă.

We wouldn't recommend this match
if we didn't believe

that with some structure
and love

these... these kids
could blossom, right?

Yeah, and we're hoping to get them
out of their current foster placement.

- [grumbles] The Muskies might lose that meal ticket.
- Karen, please.

Most of our foster parents are
really terrific, caring people.

And, yes, there are people
who do it just for the paycheck.

But the Muskies
are not abusive or evil.

- Just maybe a little...
- Inbred.

- Karen, there is no evidence to...
- You've seen 'em.

I swear they look like brother and sister.
I can't tell them apart.

In any case, I'd love
to set up a visitation,

unless you have
any other concerns.

It's just a visitation.
So...

I-I-It's just...
Is it a problem...

You know, the whole
white savior thing?

- Like the Avatar thing.
- Avatar?

You know how the blue guys couldn't
fight off the unobtanium guys

until the white guy showed up
and pretended to be a blue guy?

All I'm saying is, white-bread
couple taking in little Latin kids.

Are people gonna think
we shouldn't be doing that?

You know what? We'll go ahead and
toss these kids back into the system

and I'll just jot you down
for "whites only."

- Come on. I didn't mean...
- Hey! No, that's not...

- Don't write "whites only." That's not what he meant.
- That's not at all what I meant.

Pete, I appreciate
your cultural sensitivity,

but we have every color
of kid in the system.

And we have every color of parent.
Every color.

- Just not nearly enough.
- Not nearly enough parents.

- Mm-mmm.
- And listen.

You're gonna get
some funny looks.

And people are gonna say
some stupid shit.

But if you're willing to love
these kids who need a mom and dad,

and somebody has a problem
with that,

you just ask 'em how many
goddamn kids they've adopted.

- Exactly.
- Hell.

Shoot.

I just wanted to have the Avatar talk.
Now we did, so I'm good.

Oh, fantastic.

- You ready to meet three kids?
- Three kids?

- Yeah.
- All right. We'll set it up.

Hey.
How's it going?

Uh, good.
It's going really good.

- Pete and Ellie.
- Yeah, we know. Come on in.

[scoffs]

Good luck with that one. She
thinks she's better than everybody.

Yeah. The other two
are jackassing around out back.

We'll be in the shop.

- Hey.
- Hi.

- Hey, uh, Mr. and Mrs. Wagner.
- How are you?

Oh, uh, Ellie and Pete.

- You don't have to call us the Wagners.
- No, please. Good to...

- Um, sorry about them. They're...
- Oh, please.

- They just seem a little...
- Like brother and sister?

[Mrs. Muskie] Pipe down with that crap.
We are not friggin' related.

[Mr. Muskie]
Friggin' related.

I'm really
gonna miss them.

- That is, if you...
- No. Please. Oh, my goodness.

You made such a good impression
on us when we met you,

we wanted to get to
know you a bit more.

- Yes!
- Meet your brother and sister.

- They're right outside, if you guys wanna follow me.
- Yes! Yes.

Okay.

Juan. Lita.

I want you guys
to meet Pete and Ellie.

- Hi.
- Hey, guys.

- Are we gonna go stay at your house now?
- Um...

Well, we met your sister,
and she's so awesome.

- Yeah, she's really cool.
- She was telling us about you guys.

Want to play restaurant
with me?

Yeah, I would love to.

- Where's your restaurant?
- Right over there.

- And what's your doll's name?
- Her name is Potato Chips.

- I love potato chips.
- Potato chips are my favorite.

Nice one.

- Can we be the Clippers?
- I'm more of a Lakers fan.

- Oh, uh, sorry.
- You don't have to say sorry. That's okay.

- We can be the Clippers.
- O-Okay.

- I'm gonna shoot, you crash the boards.
- Yeah. Sure.

Oh, no!

Oh, shoot!

- You did it on purpose!
- What?

You hit me
'cause I like the Clippers.

- The Clippers are awesome.
- We love the Clippers. Are you kidding me?

It was so smart to get rid of Blake
Griffin. That was a great trade for them.

We're obsessed with the Clippers.
I can't get enough of them.

- They're amazing.
- Okay.

- Can we play hide and seek?
- You sure? You lost a lot of blood.

- I love hide and seek.
- Okay, but just us. No girls.

Oh. Sure.

It's not that progressive,
but no problem.

- Lita, should we go play restaurants?
- Yeah.

You're it.
I'll hide and you count. Okay?

- You sure you're okay?
- Yeah.

- Go on, count. Count to 20.
- All right, buddy.

Oh, my God.

You better not embarrass me
at the restaurant.

Potato Chips has been bad today.
Bad girl!

Bad, bad, bad!

Don't talk back,
you little beaner!

Oh! Uh...
I don't think that's...

You know what? She picks
up that stuff off the TV.

- [Mr. Muskie] Yeah.
- Oh, don't give me the look.

- Let's not call her bad names.
- Don't tell me how to treat my kid!

You think you're
better than me, huh?

Pete, if you don't
want the kids,

I'm not gonna push you
into it.

All right, look.

[sighs] I'm gonna be
honest with you, all right?

I don't know, I just thought
when we met our kids

that it would be like this
cosmic connection, you know?

Like just take one look at them and
just know, like when you and me met.

Yeah. Totally.

Whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa.
What, you didn't just know?

- Hmm?
- Oh, my gosh.

- What?
- You heard what I said. You didn't just know?

No, I was interested, but, you know,
I'm more cautious than you are.

Really? Wow.
How long before you just knew?

[scoffs]
A couple of months.

A couple of months?
How many months?

Like, four...

- Four?
- ...teen.

Fourteen? Oh, my God!

- I knew before we got married, okay?
- That's the point.

We don't have a year-long
engagement on this thing.

If we say "yes,"
they're in our house next week.

Did you feel
a cosmic connection?

No, I didn't feel
a cosmic connection.

I felt like I was... I felt like I
was babysitting other people's kids.

I agree.

- With what?
- With you.

With me wanting the kids
or not wanting the kids?

- Whatever you want.
- That's not an answer.

Then just give me 14 months to think
about it. How 'bout that? Come on.

- [door opens]
- [woman] Hi!

- [Pete] It's not a potluck.
- [door closes]

[chattering]

All righty.

Honey, put those down for me.
Thank you.

All right,
come on, everybody.

Honey, come on.
[chuckling] Jeez.

All right, everybody,
hands.

Hands, hands, hands.
Thank you.

Eyes closed.

I'm thankful
for my beautiful grandchildren,

including the...
the very lucky kids

that are soon to be adopted
by two wonderful parents.

I'm really thankful
for that too.

That is really inspiring stuff,
you guys. Well done.

Yeah, about that.
Actually, we...

Yeah, we've decided together not to
move forward with the foster thing.

Yeah, we just realized we hadn't
thought it through properly, so...

Yeah! Jesus Christ.
This is great news.

I mean, we were all being
supportive to your faces, but...

Yeah. We all thought
you were out of your minds.

I never said anything,
but I'm thankful to hear this.

What? Why?

- Ellie, let's not. We're holding hands.
- No, no, no, no.

I would be thankful to know why
you all have a problem with this.

- Hey, I never had a problem with it.
- I think it's smart.

Have a couple kids without the pregnancy
and the hormones and the... the rage.

- Stop talking.
- [mother] Ellie.

All I'm saying
is that we're thankful

that you and Peter
are gonna experience

having the love of your own
beautiful children rather than...

- Rather than what, Jan? Just spit it out.
- Hell, I'll say it.

Rather than
just rolling the dice

with the offspring
of some criminal or drug addict.

To be honest, we were worried
about our real kids' safety...

- What?
- ...were they to hang out with your kids, if they're...

Damaged goods?

When I was growing up, a lot of people
thought I was damaged goods too.

Pete, we're not talking
about you, man.

We're talking about crack babies and
kids who have been sexually harassed.

"Sexually harassed"? What do you mean?
Their parents made lewd comments?

- You know what I mean, wiseass.
- Open your stupid eyes.

- How long have everyone's eyes been open?
- Kimmy, you of all people.

- What if you can't have a baby?
- Do not put that out into the universe, please.

What if you can't?
What are you gonna do?

If you don't quit being
so nuts about this baby thing,

I swear to God, I'm gonna get pregnant
again this afternoon just to spite you.

- And you know I can do it.
- Really?

- Nu. - Oh.

Îmi pare rău dacă nu suntem la fel de corect politic ca voi,

dar copilul nostru trebuie să fie sângele nostru.

- [Kimmy] Da! Absolut! - [Ellie] Oh, Doamne. „Sângele nostru.“

- Acest sânge? Acest sânge chiar aici? - Ce vrea sa insemne asta?

- Jerry, ce crezi? - Aș fi recunoscător dacă am putea mânca, Russ.

Tocmai ai petrecut 30 de minute vorbind despre starea profundă.

Nu aveți un aviz cu privire la propria familie?

- Nu este treaba mea. - [Ellie] Mulțumesc, tati.

Aș vrea să știți că mii de copii

petrec Ziua Recunoștinței fără nici un fel de familie, la toate.

Și chiar acum am un fel de invidie ei. Dar știu că voi mă iubești.

Știu că am un loc pentru a merge să mănânce curcan și să fie recunoscători.

But a lot of kids
don't have that.

And it's not their fault!
And they're not damaged goods!

So forget what I said before.
It is back on!

- If that's okay with you, honey.
- Yee-haw, baby.

Yee-haw. We're gonna adopt
a whole shitwhack of kids.

And I am thankful that whoever has a
problem with it can fuck right off!

[gasps]

[giggling]

- Amen.
- Amen.

- [gasps]
- [Jan] Well, there goes another Thanksgiving.

[whispers]
You're crazy.

[barking]

Hi, honey.
Here we are.

Come in, look around.

- This is Meatball.
- [gasps]

A Christmas tree?

Does that mean Santa
comes here?

- Yeah, every year.
- Yay!

- So, you guys are rich.
- What? Ri... No.

- [laughs]
- We're not rich. I mean, we're doing okay.

Well... When we got this
house, it was a dump.

That's what we do. We renovate houses.
Ellie did all the design work.

Actually, everything is from
swap meets and flea markets,

and it's not
that expensive at all.

- That's crystal! Sorry. Oh, my God.
- I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

I'm so sorry. Uh, I
shouldn't have left this out.

You guys want to see your rooms? Come on.
Let's go check out your room.

[gasps]

- Lookit! A bed and a bunny!
- What do you think?

I love the bunny
'cause she has a skirt.

- Whose toys are these?
- [Ellie] They're yours to share.

[Pete]
Yeah.

[gasps] Lego!

Can I put my bears
in there?

- Sure.
- Of course.

- Wow, you have a lot of teddy bears.
- These are just court bears.

They get one every time
we go to family court.

- [Lita] Can you help me?
- [Juan] Yeah.

- Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
- Look at this, Lita.

Lizzy, want me
to show you your room?

- Okay. Yeah.
- It's just here.

I'm so sorry you have to carry all
your stuff in these awful bags.

- If we knew...
- No, no, it's cool.

Fun fact: that's actually
how you can spot a foster kid.

The kid carrying her
whole life in a Hefty bag.

It's a foster joke.

Well, make yourself
at home.

Yeah, this is your place. You
can do whatever you want with it.

Do you wanna put posters
on the wall, paint it?

Yeah. This is what we do. We can
knock that out in 20 minutes.

Run down to the hardware store, pick
any color you like. What do you say?

- Any color.
- Just pick a color.

- What color do you like? Anything you want.
- Any color.

- You pick a color, we're doing it.
- You'd look great in green.

Yeah.

What do you think?

Wow, uh, it's, yeah,
darkest of the black tones.

- Yeah, that's what she picked.
- Dark Kettle Black, huh?

I like it.
It's really... dope.

- [sighs] I'm gonna get dinner started.
- Okay.

- She doesn't like it.
- I think she loves it.

Well, you know her
better than I do.

- Hey.
- Hey, you all done in there?

Oh da. Și ... o iubește.

Oh, minunat. Sunt atât de bucuroasă că iubește dormitorul ei negru.

Deci, o să-l înregistrez pe Juan și pe Lita la Harding dimineața.

Și apoi poți lua Lizzy la liceu.

I-ai văzut pantofii? S-ar putea să mergem mâine la mall.

Hei, copii, cină!

Ce? Asta sună nebun să iasă din gură.

- Avem copii? - Da, trei.

E nebun! Nu cred!

Nu știai asta? Pentru că sunt într-adevăr aici.

- Rahat. Sfinte rahat. - Da. Da.

- Ei sunt aici. - Te iubesc.

- Eeeww! - [razand]

- Ce? - Sărut din nou! Saruta din nou!

Dumnezeu. Mmm!

- Eeew! - Eeew!

Mwah!

- Dar despre asta? - Sărut din nou! Saruta din nou!

Va fi lung și ciudat.

- Mmm! - Eeeew!

Mwah!

- Cum? - Cum?

- Haide, giggly. Așezați-vă. - Voi schimba plăcile.

- Grozav. Avem totul. Avem burgeri și paste și ... - Putem avea chipsuri de cartofi?

Să ne pregătim pentru cadă.

Voi doi, haideți. Cine vrea sa...

- Hei! - Vrei să faci parte? ♪

- Vrei să dansezi? ♪

Mai bine știi pe cineva care îi place pe cea despre Franța

Aceasta nu este o jucărie de baie.

- Nu vreau asta. - [cântec continuă]

- Oh nu! - Asta ... Ce? Hei! Hei!

O să-mi iau o lovitură data viitoare.

- Data viitoare ... - [cântec continuă]

- Ai nevoie...? - Uite!

[icnete]

Prinde ... Ține. Păstrați-l peste chiuvetă, vă rog.

Pentru că sunt fierbinte și dansez

♪ E urgentă

Da, omule

Sună o ambulanță. Vino să mă salvezi

- Ooo-hoo-hoo-ooh

Toată lumea în această târfă

- Ooo-hoo-hoo-ooh

- ♪ If you wanna get up Get down like this ♪
- Did you flush, sweetie?

- [toilet water running]
- [gasps]

- Good night, kiddo.
- Good night.

[Lita]
Good night!

- Should we give them a kiss good night?
- I don't know.

- Maybe you should ask, or should we wait?
- Should I ask?

I'll ask. You guys
are overthinking this.

- Sorry, guys.
- Sorry. [laughs]

- Good night.
- Good night.

[Lita]
Good night!

Should we kiss Lizzy
good night?

- I'm good. Good night.
- Oh. Night, kiddo.

All right. Good night.

[Dana] We try so hard
to engage with him,

but no matter what we do, Jake
just wants to hang out in his room,

talking on his phone, swearing,
taking the Lord's name in vain,

and cranking his explicit music
till all hours.

And he got into
another fight at school.

Thank heaven he didn't seriously
hurt one of the other kindergartners.

I think maybe it's okay for a
five-year-old to have a cell phone.

But does he have
a lot of contacts?

We tried to take it, but his
birth mother gave it to him,

- and if we touch it, it's just...
- Mmm.

I'm so sorry.
You are so right.

He doesn't need a phone.
[sniffling]

- We're gonna try again.
- [Sharon] Definitely try.

Okay, and Pete and Ellie took
in three children ten days ago,

one of which
is a teenager.

Yeah, it's going pretty good.

I think our kids made us realize just
what kind of a rut we were in before.

Not really a rut. Just the
same old routine. You know?

Work, go to the gym, grabbing
dinner, drinks, the movies.

- You know what I mean.
- No, we don't know.

[all laughing]

I think she's just trying to say
that we needed a new challenge,

maybe something
to break up the monotony.

- That's not the only thing they're gonna break.
- [all laughing]

I know it sounds... I know
everyone's going through tough stuff.

But these kids, I think they're
really good. We got lucky.

- They got lucky.
- Yeah, you hit the jackpot, lady.

- Guys.
- [all laughing]

Why is this funny?

I think they might be recognizing
a little bit of a honeymoon period.

No, we thought of that. But
it doesn't feel like a period.

- [all laughing]
- Well, I mean, it's not perfect.

Lita won't eat anything
but potato chips.

But we got a plan to work on that too.
I'm not saying we're perfect parents.

Are you sure?

And I think I might be recognizing
a little bit of jealousy.

It's not a good trait,
guys.

- ♪ Deck the halls With boughs of holly ♪
- ♪ Fa-la-la-la-la ♪

[Ellie]
Okay, what do we have here?

- Huh?
- Christmas!

[Ellie] What is it? It's a sewing machine!
What do you think?

No? She doesn't like it?
Why not?

- Looks like a robot, buddy!
- Lita, look at this big box!

- Dude, it walks and talks.
- This could be my helmet!

- What about the presents?
- I would've went crazy if I got a robot.

- I'm playing with that robot.
- And this could be the spaceship.

- Can I go inside?
- Sure.

Hey, guys. Wow, you really
like cardboard boxes, huh?

Is anybody interested in playing with the giant
dollhouse it took three hours to assemble?

Did it come in a big box?

Yeah, it did.
It came in a big $200 box.

Let's go!
Let's go!

- Come on.
- Let's go get the box.

- Christmas is boxes.
- Yes.

[Lita]
Yay!

Hey, Lizzy,
this one's for you too.

- Merry Christmas.
- Oh.

- Another one.
- Yeah.

Thanks. Merry...
Merry Christmas.

I...

You didn't have
to get all this stuff for us.

I know, I know,
but we wanted to.

We were excited.
Did we go overboard?

No, no, no!
Um, I'm sorry.

I'm happy. I am.
I...

It's nice to see
Lita and Juan get presents

that weren't donated
from total strangers, so...

Hey, Lizzy, if you ever want
to talk about anything...

I know it's Christmastime and
you may have memories and things.

Oh, no, no, no.
I'm... I'm...

I'm good. I...

You know what? I just haven't
had my morning coffee yet.

So I'm gonna get that.

- Do you want some coffee?
- Sure.

Okay.

[woman]
♪ For the holidays ♪

♪ You can't beat
Home, sweet home ♪

[Pete] We want to thank the Lord
for our first Christmas together.

And we want to give thanks for
this lovely meal and also this, um,

bounty of super fun
cardboard boxes.

- Amen.
- Amen.

Okay.
Tuck in, everybody.

Unde e chipsuri de cartofi mele?

Nu Întâmpinăm chips-uri în seara asta, Munchkin. Scuze.

- Vreau să-mi jetoane. - [Lizzy] Lita!

Lizzy. Pete și am lucrat foarte greu la această cină.

Există o mulțime de alimente delicioase pentru tine de a mânca.

- Nu! - Hei hei hei.

[Strigând în spaniolă]

Hei! Lizzy, Lizzy, te rog! Lizzy, nu, bine? Am asta.

- De ce țipi la mine? Eu doar încerc să te ajut. - Nu țip la ...

Sunt SOR ... Eu sunt. Doar atunci am fost. Dar e ... Uite.

Lita, nu face ceea ce a spus Lizzy. Ce ai spus? C uatro?"Go to your bedroom"?

Nu, Cuatro înseamnă "quart." Ca sfert de litru de lapte.

Ea a spus, „Tu nu vei avea un cip de cartofi, dar va bea laptele.“

În orice caz, avem acest lucru. Este bine.

- Okay. Fine.
- Okay.

Let's try some
of this meat loaf, okay?

- No! I want my chips!
- You're not having chips!

I don't think she's getting
on board with the plan, honey.

- I don't want this!
- Hey!

- You sure you don't wanna give her chips?
- No, we're not giving her chips.

[high-pitched scream]

Lita, stay right there!

Oh, God, I'm sorry.
I'm so sorry.

No, it's okay.
Don't cry. Relax.

- Watch your feet, okay?
- Raised feet!

I didn't mean to.
I'm so sorry.

You give those to me.

- Ow! Ow.
- [Pete] Calm down. Don't cry.

I want my chips!

- Just stay there, Juan.
- [screams]

These are really,
really good potatoes.

[groans]
God!

- [Ellie] Oh, my God. Are you okay?
- [Pete] Oh, God. Hold on.

Lita, duck!

- What are you doing?
- Look, I'm trying to put it out!

- With ketchup?
- Put it out!

- All right.
- Lita?

[growling]

- [Pete] Wait, wh-what's that noise?
- [growling continues]

Why is she growling? That wasn't in
the classes. I got nothing for that.

She's got a knife.

- It's just a SpongeBob knife.
- It's still a knife.

Just put the knife down,
honey.

Look, kid,
just put down the weapon, okay?

You guys want me to deal with
this, or do you still got it?

- Do you wanna let her jump in here now, please?
- Okay, okay. Fine. Fine!

- Lita.
- [Spanish]

Gracias.

Ellie, you gotta
learn some Spanish.

- Why would you give a kid milk in a glass cup?
- I'm sorry. I didn't...

[Lita] Why did she do that?
I hate her!

That didn't take long.
They hate us already.

Well, technically,
she said she hates you.

- [Lita screams]
- [gasps]

- Okay, okay, okay!
- I want a Barbie!

This isn't even
a real Barbie.

You've got a real Barbie that
Santa gave you a few weeks ago.

Santa got me a fat Barbie!
I want a skinny Barbie!

She's not fat.
She's body positive.

If you put the doll back, I'll
get you a giant ice cream sundae.

So you're rewarding
this behavior?

- What are you thinking?
- You handle it.

- Juan, get out of there. Please?
- Don't hit me! Don't hit me! I'm sorry!

- [customers murmuring]
- I didn't hit him, okay? I never have hit him.

- I would never hit a kid.
- [screaming] I want a Barbie!

Stop right now, or you're
not getting lunch or dinner.

We're not starving people here, okay?
I have this under control.

Yeah, Lizzy,
you body-positive whore!

Okay, you're done. Gimme that. Give
it to me. Just give me that now!

Oh, yeah? Yeah, it really
looks like you've got it.

- Scan it! Hurry!
- No! We're not doing this!

[customers gasping,
murmuring]

- Someone videotaping this?
- Pete, where are you? Where's Pete?

You're done. Oh, great. You're out there?
Thank you so much.

Hey, sweetie.
I brought the car.

- Saved you a little walking time.
- We had a front space.

Well, it's still closer.

- Hey, Pete, look at my pretty new doll.
- Wow.

- So you caved, huh?
- No, I did not cave.

I bought it for her.
It was only four bucks.

[Ellie] Can we just get
out of here, you coward?

[grunting, shouting]

[giggling, shouting]

Holy shit.
There they are.

Hey, Jan, Jerry.
They're here.

Oh, man!
Kid dinged a Porsche.

- Dude, what are you doing?
- I'm sorry, I'm sorry!

All right.
Just don't cry, okay?

He's gonna have to
leave a note.

- Just help get the stuff out of the back.
- Lita! Lita! Honey.

Ellie looks dehydrated.
She looks bad.

- We've got the pizza!
- Juan, whoa, whoa. What are you doing, bud?

Oh, sorry!
Oh, Christ.

- It's so warm.
- Hey, put the pizza down.

- You can't hold it like that.
- Hi, Mom.

Hey, Dad.

[gasps]
You must be Lizzy.

Yeah, hi. I'm Lizzy.
Um, this is Lita and Juan.

Hello, Lita.

Hello, Juan.

I'm Grammy "Hw-an"
and this is Grandpa "Hw-erry."

Mom, can you just talk
like a normal person?

I like the way
she says her J's.

- Can you please?
- It's sophisticated.

Here you go, brother.
Thanks, man.

I can't get over it.
They look just like normal kids.

What did you think they were
gonna look like? Little pirates?

I don't know.
They're just so cute.

How is the new school?

It's good. It's like...
It's, um... It's school.

- Yeah.
- Awesome.

And what's the boy situation?
Anything exciting?

No, no.
Hey, hey, leave her alone.

She doesn't like talking about that
kind of stuff, so just go easy.

What? You don't.

- Actually, there's this one guy, Jacob.
- Yeah?

Wow, that's a cute name.
Jacob. I like... Like Jake.

No, honey, it's "Hway-cob."

Right? Right?
"Hway-cob."

No, no, it's just Jacob.

Jacob.
J...

J... acob.

Yeah, and he's not cute.

He's more of like
an artsy, old soul type.

- Yeah!
- Yeah.

I was never into
the cute ones either.

Nah. Cute's overrated.

Right? I didn't either. I've
never had a hot boyfriend, ever.

Shut up!

♪ You look like a monkey ♪

♪ And you smell like one too ♪

- Yeah!
- [cheering]

Lizzy, can we put the phone away while
we're at the table, like we talked about?

- Lizzy, please.
- [Pete] Give her the phone.

- Hey, guys, check it out. There's some shit going down.
- Lizzy, the phone.

- Now.
- [sighs]

Is that her real mom?
Yeah, that's a harsh move.

Actually, if you read
your foster parent regs,

you know you're not allowed to take
away any of my personal property, so...

It's the look. She's doing the look.
I gotta get some ketchup.

[Ellie] Pete, you'd said you'd say something
to her next time she acts all bitchy.

I never said the word "bitchy."
It was her word, not mine.

I am always the bad guy
because you're never there.

I'm not gonna apologize
for working.

Somebody's gotta deal with that dump of a
house you bought before it bankrupts us.

I bought? You loved it too.
And that's not even the point.

The point is, when you are there,
you let them get away with murder.

I got on Lizzy just last night when
she wouldn't clean up after dinner!

- Perfect parent, huh?
- [laughs]

- Is this funny, Kit?
- I think we're all enjoying this a little bit, Pete.

[all laughing]

- [sighs]
- Okay.

- I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
- It's okay.

I never get tired of
watching white people fight.

Nor do I.

But why don't you
calm down

and tell us, without blaming each
other, what the main issues are.

Well, Lita
is just constantly...

- I want...
- I don't want to!

[screams]

And Juan
just doesn't use his head.

[video game noises]

- Unlock the window!
- And if I say anything about any of it...

[whining] I'm so sorry.
It's not my fault.

- Lizzy's favorite pastime is just...
- Just leave me alone!

Thanks for
making me late.

You're an asshole.

God forbid we actually try to parent the
little ones. No, no, that's her territory.

Don't forget, when Lizzy was ten her
mother would disappear for weeks at a time,

leaving Lizzy to parent Juan
and Lita all by herself.

[Sharon] Yeah, she's not just gonna
step aside and let you two take over.

- Are you saying that we should let her parent the kids?
- Are you paying attention?

She's 15. She's a terrible parent.
She needs to be a kid.

Now, you gotta step up
and become the parents.

- But you just said she won't let us.
- Nope, she won't.

You know, Karen, you've been a
godsend through most of this,

but you're just about to
piss me off!

You won't get anywhere with her
until you two get on the same page.

- Right?
- That's right.

Dacă e din nou ostilă cu tine, poate încercați să folosiți cele trei R-uri.

Bine? Numărul unu: reglează.

- Lizzy, de ce nu respiri adânc, numără la zece.

Numărul doi: se referă.

"Înțeleg că sunteți supărat. Nimeni nu îi place să se simtă așa."

- Asta e bine. - Numărul trei: motiv.

- Lizzy, e bine să fii supărat.

Ce nu e bine este să ne amenințăm că ne-a tăiat gâtul

în mijlocul nopții când dormim. "

- Hmm? - Ce?

Îmi pare rău, nu ...?

De fapt, noi am fost. Povestea noastră.

- Da. - Ultima sesiune.

Micul tip nu a urmat cu el.

- Nu, încă! - Nu inca.

- Îmi pare rău, dar nu ar trebui să râdem.

Nu, este important să ai un simț al umorului despre astfel de lucruri.

Dreapta. Trebuie să râzi sau nu vei reuși niciodată să treci prin asta.

Asa este.

Vorbind despre care, următorul am avut octombrie,

care încă nu a fost asociat cu un copil.

Ei bine, sunt niște vești bune.

- Ha-ha-ha.

Deci, împreună vom decide cu toții ce treburi să facem

și apoi în fiecare săptămână o vom amesteca.

- Pot să fac "Meatball Feed"? - Da!

- Vreau să mănânc Meatball! - Poți să-l hrănești săptămâna viitoare.

Pete, sper că nu e serioasă în legătură cu toate astea.

Nu doar ea, ci noi. Si noi suntem. Foarte serios.

- Bine, vrei să ne spălăm picioarele? - Oh, Lizzy.

- Acesta este rahat! - Lizzy! Hei, așteaptă, așteaptă!

Lizzy. Hai să ... Să încercăm altceva.

Putem să luăm doar o clipă, să ne liniștim și să respităm câteva ori?

- Vă rog? - [inhales, exhales]

Încearcă.

[inhalații, exhale]

Frumos! Frumos. Și te-am auzit că ești frustrat de grafic.

Pai da. Da, sunt frustrat.

Da! Și e bine să fii frustrat! Suntem cu toții frustrați.

Deci, să ne gândim la data viitoare cum ne putem exprima mai bine.

Bine. Bine. Bine...

Nu știu, poate data viitoare când voi ...

încercați să utilizați cele trei R-uri pe mine.

M-aș putea abate peste tot, pentru că e atît de greu!

Știam că nu va lucra cu ea.

Oh bine! Ești acasă!

Bună!

Mamă, ți-am spus să trimiți sau să suni.

Mi-ai spus să-ți dau câteva săptămâni să te instalezi.

Ei bine, au trecut câteva săptămâni și vreau să-mi întâlnesc noii noștri nepoți.

Trebuie să fii Lizzy. Vino aici!

- Nu, nu-i place când tu ... - Vino aici!

Oh! Sunt bunica ta nisipoasă.

Oricine începe vreodată rahat cu oricare dintre voi, trebuie să se ocupe de mine.

Suntem acum familia și am luat-o pentru totdeauna. Mă auzi?

- Mamă, ia-o ușor. Vă rog. - O Doamne!

Te vei uita la ei!

Juan, Lita, e Sandy. Aceasta este mama lui Pete.

- Bună! - Bună!

Te-aș putea mânca pe doi! Și cum e copilul meu?

Ohh!

[chicotește]

- Bună, dragă. - Bună.

Mamă, dă-ne câteva minute. Eram doar în mijlocul unei întâlniri de familie.

Perfect, pentru că sunt membru al familiei.

Bunicul Sandy are un anunț de făcut.

I got the whole family
tickets to Six Flags!

- Yay!
- Yay!

- [laughs]
- What's Six Flags?

- "What's Six Flags?"
- Mom, that's such a nice offer.

But things have been a little chaotic around
here, and we need things to be normal.

I'll tell you what's not normal, is
your kids not knowing what Six Flags is.

Your kids.

Ma, it's just not a good time.
So we're not doing this, okay?

We're not doing this, right? We're on the
same page because of the structure thing?

Yeah, yeah.

Honey? Right, El?

[screaming]

- I did not cave.
- Oh, you caved.

Lizzy gave you the look
and you caved.

Maybe I just wanted to be the fun parent
for once instead of being the bad guy.

- I tried being the bad guy. You wouldn't let me.
- Okay, fine. I'm sorry.

But look how much fun
everybody's having.

And Lizzy, she's actually smiling.
It's crazy.

Hey! Did you have fun?

You don't have to go
on the kiddie rides.

I love the big rides.
You want to go on the...

- Hey, Lizzy!
- Hey, what's up?

- Good to see you!
- Good to see you too!

Hey, hey. What's up?

Uh, Kylie, Savanna,
these are my, um...

fosters.

- Yeah, yeah.
- We're the fosters!

- I'll see you guys later.
- Actually, we were just gonna go on the water ride.

Let her go
with her friends.

They don't want to be stuck here with
a bunch of old farts like you two.

They want to ride the big stuff
and check out the hot boys.

- [chuckles]
- Here's a hundred.

Buy yourselves some
souvenirs and junk food.

- Uh-huh.
- Thanks, Grandma Sandy. Thanks!

All right, cool.

Uh, meet you guys at... What time
are we going back to your house?

We're going back to our house,
where we all live, at 7:00!

Okay, I'll see you then.
Bye!

- Mom, what are you doing? You can't...
- Oh, no!

Little Juanny's upchucking
in the trash bin!

You all right, peanut?

Was it all the funnel cakes
we ate?

- Oh. Oh, oh.
- [groaning]

[clicking]

[Ellie] I know she's getting these texts.
I can see the dots.

Maybe she ran off. Maybe
something happened to her.

No, she didn't. She's just treating
us like another set of fosters.

- [speakers: loud hip-hop playing]
- [laughing, chattering]

[Lizzy]
All right, bye.

Thanks for the ride.
I love you!

- I'm the bad guy. Watch this.
- Bye.

- Bye!
- Hey!

- Where the hell were you?
- We went to the movies.

And it ran a little bit later.
It's not a big deal.

You couldn't have taken five seconds
to let us know nobody murdered you?

Well, guess what?
You're grounded.

- I'm grounded?
- Yeah. You're grounded. Because I just grounded you.

Before you weren't grounded,
you weren't anything,

and then I just said that thing that
I said, and now you're grounded!

- We've been waiting one hour for you!
- I'm the bad guy. Calm down.

- He's the bad guy.
- You're not going anywhere.

- You're done!
- Done!

- Don't want to hear it!
- You know what?

When I was nine
I lived in a crack house.

So I'm pretty sure the multiplex is
a comparatively safe environment.

Oh, no. No. You don't play
that trouble pass card with us.

Your butt's in a sling,
missy!

- Oh, Grandma Sandy, I forgot.
- What?

I got you, um...

Oh, sweet Jesus.

Will you look at this?
I'm gonna wear it every day.

Oh, come here.

You know,
this reminds me

of when Pete and his degenerate
friends stole a pizza truck.

- She's good. She's good.
- Oh, God.

Are you two gonna stand there
all night,

or are we gonna try to get these
kids to bed at a decent hour?

You remember I told you we
weren't special enough for this?

- We were doing fine.
- You said that we were in a rut.

Maybe we were spoiled
and didn't appreciate the rut.

The rut was easy and quiet. You know,
I miss the rut. But you had to be a mommy.

Whose idea was it to go
and talk to the teenagers?

We could've had a toddler who doesn't
have opinions and thong underwear.

- What?
- You pushed us into some next-level shit!

Look, we can't start
turning on each other here.

If we just stay calm
and we work together,

we can find a way to get these
little assholes out of our house!

Now we're talking!

- That's exactly what I was thinking.
- Hello!

- I hate them so much.
- Me too. They're the worst.

They're so ungrateful. We're
doing everything for them.

- And they could give two shits.
- Right?

But guess what?
They're not adopted yet.

No. No, they're not.

We could just...

put 'em back.

I mean, yes, we would look like the
worst people in the world, but...

Yeah, we would. And right now
everybody thinks we're saints.

I know. I love that part. I do love
that part. That's the only good part.

Just an idea.

What if we say that some
relatives came forward?

The courts took 'em.
There's nothing we could do.

Right? We squirt a few tears,
we act super devastated.

That's good. That's good.
That's very good.

And we get our clean house
and date night back.

And everybody
feels sorry for us.

- Yes!
- Right?

Get some presents maybe.

[both chuckle]

We're never
gonna do that.

No.

It's a nice thought,
but we're...

- We're stuck, aren't we?
- Yeah, we are.

You know, we gotta just accept
that we made a terrible mistake

and our life
is mostly gonna suck now.

- Good night, honey.
- [chuckles]

[exhales]

All right, one nail on
each side of the slat.

- Okay.
- On both ends. Okay?

- "Look."
- Yes, excellent.

[Meatball whining]

Okay, keep going.
Get the words for me.

What are you doing? You want to get in?
You wanna say hi to Lizzy?

[Lizzy chattering]

Speak of the devil.

- [picking on strings]
- What are they doing here?

You never said I couldn't
have any people over.

Everybody knows you can't have
people over when you're grounded.

You know that too, because they
obviously came in through the window.

This place is disgusting,
by the way.

- God, what a Nazi bitch.
- What did you call me?

I don't know. You just
seem like a Nazi bitch.

Get out. Now.

- Out. Both of you, out. Go! Now!
- No, you get out of my room.

No, no, I'm staying in your black room.
These guys are leaving.

No, out the window, Pussy Riot!
Way you came in!

- Out, now!
- Holy shit!

Out! Out!

- Oh!
- [Lizzy] You're literally crazy!

- [Ellie] You're driving me crazy!
- Oh, my God. What are you doing?

- You're acting like you're a psychopath.
- Start the car.

- What is going on in there?
- Lizzy, please, I said you're grounded.

- Where are you going?
- I'm calling my caseworker.

That's a good idea, huh?

Get CPS to come, make your little brother
and sister pack up their court bears

and trash bags in the middle of the
night and move them back to the Muskies?

- That'll be really good for them.
- Better than you.

No! Not better than me! I can't with you.
Can you please deal with her, Pete?

- Hey, Lizzy, you're gonna...
- We're really good people!

We just want to make a nice home for you.
Is that so wrong?

You're just another white lady who
wants to adopt little charity orphans

to make you feel good
about yourself.

Pete, you tell her what my
nationality is! Tell her!

Well, actually
by blood she is...

I'm one-eighth Comanche, okay?
So I'm not that white!

And do I look like I feel
good about myself right now?

Okay, then tell me!
Please tell me!

Why did you suddenly feel
the urge to get foster kids?

Because we...
It was... I mean, I...

- "Pete, please?" Exactly.
- No, I...

Hey, you're not going anywhere.
Stop right there!

I mean it.
Don't open that door.

Hey! Do not get in that car.
You hear me?

Don't shut that door.
I mean it!

Good. Now can we just go inside
so we can talk about this?

Juan, drop it right now!

[nail gun shoots]

[no audible dialogue]

[Juan gasping]

- [Pete chatters]
- What are you doing? Take it out!

- No, better to leave it in till we get to the hospital.
- You're okay, buddy. We're here.

We're here.
You're okay.

Stay still.
I got to wrap it up.

Relax. We'll get you there in
one second, okay? You're...

- Oh, honey, Juan is gonna be okay.
- Come on.

[groaning]

You know what? Tell the girls
we need their car. Now!

Get out! Move your ass!
Come on!

- I got you, buddy. I got you.
- Get in, get in, get in.

[Ellie] Seat belts on, everybody!
Seat belts on.

You're a brave boy, you hear me?
Look at me. You're so brave. Yeah?

You're doing such a good job, buddy.
We're right here.

Hello!
Hey, help, please.

- What happened?
- He's got a nail in his foot.

I didn't want to take
it out, just in case.

That was very smart. Put
him right on this gurney.

- Hey, buddy.
- It's all right, buddy. We're here.

- Are you the mother?
- Yes. Oh, I'm his foster mom.

- Okay.
- Right this way, Dad.

Hey, buddy,
what's your name?

Juan, we're gonna clean this off,
give you a little anesthetic,

and then take this nail out.

Hold my hand. Gonna be a little pinch.
Look at me.

- Hold my hand, hold my hand.
- [doctor] A little bit of a sting.

- [Juan gasping] Stop! Stop!
- [Pete] It's almost over.

- [doctor] That's it.
- It's done! It's done. It's done.

I think we should take Lita
to the lobby.

You want to go with her
or stay here with Juan?

- [crying]
- You take her.

- [Pete] Come here.
- Hey, I'm right here.

- He's okay.
- You're so brave.

You're doing so good,
buddy.

So he doesn't have to wear a cast
or anything? It's just stitches?

- Yeah.
- Well, that's good news.

- Yeah.
- And how did this happen?

It was my fault. I walked
away, and I left the gun there.

- Juan just picked it up.
- No. It wasn't their fault. It was mine.

I was trying to leave in a
car and I wasn't supposed to,

and then they got distracted,
and then I yelled at Juan,

and he dropped the thing
on his foot...

Don't be ridiculous. I should
never have left the nail gun there.

Pete, shut up! This is the kind
of stuff they move kids for, okay?

It wasn't their fault.
They didn't do anything.

- I should be the one getting in trouble right now.
- It's okay.

Why don't you come on over here?
Excuse me.

And, uh, let's talk
about what happened.

[mouthing words]

So, uh, nobody's
being moved.

Hey. What's wrong?

Uh, I have no idea. I just
woke up this morning and...

Damn it.
[laughs]

You know what?
I think I can help.

I have a...

I have this really great detangler.
You want me to...?

- Sure, yeah. Yeah, whatever, yeah.
- Yeah?

Okay, here.

Have a seat,
and I'll... Yeah.

- Okay.
- [chuckles]

- Wow. How'd this happen?
- I don't know.

Yeah. Just let me know
if it pulls, okay?

Okay. That's good.

- Better, yeah?
- Oh, wow. Yeah. Thank you.

Let me just
smooth it out for you.

Thank you.

No problem.
It's all gone.

- You all set?
- Yep.

- Hey, thanks for the lunch.
- No problem.

Oh, is that
that boy Jacob?

The one that just picked up
that bit of trash?

- Don't freak out about it.
- No! Why would I freak out about it?

He looks like an artistic
type, like you said.

- You think so?
- Definitely!

- Look at that face.
- Yeah.

Conscientious.
Picking up trash.

Yeah. Yeah, he is. Yeah.

- Well, have a good day.
- Thanks. You too.

- Okay.
- All right.

Careful with your foot, Juan.
Bye, Lita.

Well, did you see that?

Definitely starting to
hate me a bit less, right?

Maybe.

- Hi, Lizzy.
- Hey, Charlie.

Hi, Jacob.

- Wassup, baby girl?
- Nothing.

- How you doing?
- I'm good. Cleaning up your mess.

[chuckles]

Why don't you get into school
before you get me in trouble.

All right, fine.

- Text me.
- Okay.

[groans]

[whistle blows]

- Hey, hon.
- Hey.

- Hi. How's she doing?
- She's good.

Oh. Yeah. And check this out.

I got here early, Lizzy saw me, and
she came over and just starts talking.

- To you?
- Yeah!

Not, like, full-on girl talk, but not
the usual silent treatment either.

She was telling me
about that kid Jacob,

and how he doesn't say much so
she can't tell if he likes her.

Next thing I know I'm in full mom
mode, giving her advice, like,

"Well, sometimes with the quiet types
you'll have to make the first move."

You said "make a move"? You told
her to make a move on a boy?

This kid is harmless, baby.
Trust me.

I'm thrilled she even likes him.
I totally pegged her for the bad boys.

[Lita crying]

- What happened?
- Juan broke Potato Chips.

Calm down. I'm gonna fix her, okay?
Here you go. See?

Thanks, Daddy.

Did you hear that?
I just got my first "Daddy"!

That's... You suck!

No fair! I want some of that.
Hey, honey.

- Lita, te pot ajuta cu ceva? - Nu!

Nu ce? Vorbești cu mine? Cine sunt?

- Ellie. - Juan. Buddy, vino aici!

Vino aici, fiule.

Cum e piciorul tău? Esti bine? Ești bine dacă te numesc "Fiul"?

- Sigur. - [suspina]

- Unde e Lizzy? - Chiar acolo. Ai văzut-o?

Da, ea e chiar acolo.

[sertar slams]

Doar vine aici, ia toate chestiile astea,

și nu poate deranja cu o secundă pe care o are

pentru a închide o ușă proastă sau a pune ceva în chiuvetă.

- Ce s-a întâmplat? - Mi-am găsit peria în toaletă în dimineața asta.

- Ce? - Ți-am spus că nu eram eu!

Bineînțeles că ai fost tu. Am lăsat-o în baie pentru tine.

- Juan și Lita nu sunt încă sus. - Sunt acum, Miss Noisy Pants.

Îmi pare rău, scumpo. Am crezut că ne conectăm cu adevărat.

Am lăsat-o acolo pentru ea cu o notă frumoasă, cu inimi pe ea și chestii.

- Dumnezeule. - Nu am făcut-o.

- Wow. Salut. - Ce este asta?

Purtați asta? Te duci la un club de strip?

Îmi pare rău că nu mă îmbrac ca un duș ca tine.

- Nu vorbești cu soția mea așa! - Asta e de la Ann Taylor. Loft!

Știi ce? Du-te să pună niște haine, multe dintre ele.

- Apoi intrați în camioneta mea. Te conduc azi dimineață. - O Doamne!

Sunteți atât de enervant!

- Schimba hainele. - Nu este așa de mare de acord.

- Hei. - Mă îmbrac ca un duș?

- Nu. Asigură-te că se duce la camioneta mea. - Pa, tati.

Pa, scumpo.

[gâfâie] Oh!

Dumnezeule. Oh.

- Hei, ce-i asta? Oh! - [fisuri din sticlă]

Au! Oh!

Esti bine?

Ce păcat.

- Ce facem aici? - Sa mergem.

Voi întârzia la școală, știi.

[drill bursting]

Haide.

Bine. Deci mă pedepsiți cu muncă manuală.

- Am muncit mai mult decât ai avut vreodată ... - Da, știu, ești rău.

- Nu eo pedeapsă, bine? - Hei!

Sunt Stewart. Probabil ... Tu ... Ce sa întâmplat?

Stewart. Nu mai vorbi vreodată cu ea, bine?

- As a matter of fact, go to lunch.
- It's 8:15.

Okay. Lunch it is.

Come on.

- Put these on.
- What?

Just put them on.

Lizzy,
I know you're angry.

At us, at the world. Maybe
at yourself a little bit.

I don't know,
and you're not talking.

Truth is, when I'm pissed, I don't
like to talk about it either.

But you know what
I do like to do?

- Oh!
- I like to break shit.

R... Really?

Anything in this room.

- Swing away.
- Okay.

- Huh? How'd that feel?
- It felt good!

- Feels good, huh? I told you.
- Yeah.

Now... Whoa, whoa! Don't waste it, all
right? I want you to do me a favor.

I need you to think about something
that really pisses you off.

- You got it?
- I got it.

- Are you sure?
- I got it.

Let's see it.
Bust that shit up.

Yes!

- There you go. You like that?
- Yeah, that was good.

All right, come on.

Yeah! [laughs]

- Whoo!
- There we go. Yes!

[Lizzy laughing]

Ho-ho! Double shot!

Whoo!
[giggles]

Whoa! Ooh!

You like that?

That was cool.

So no school today, huh?

- Pete took me to the house you're flipping.
- Hmm.

- We did some demo work.
- That's cool.

Um, hey, hey, come on.

About that hairbrush?

Um...

my mom used to
brush my hair...

and I don't know,
I'm sorry.

It's okay.
I'm sorry too.

- No, you have no reason to be sorry.
- No, I'm really sorry.

- All right.
- [laughs]

- I'm gonna go clean up.
- Hairbrush is in the toilet, if you need it.

[laughing]
Good one.

[door closes]

[chuckles]
Thank you.

[both] Ew!

[cheering]

[man] ♪ What I feel ♪

You wanna rotate
like this, okay?

- ♪ I can't say ♪
- Yeah.

Juan hit me!

♪ My love is there for you
Any time of day ♪

Oh, no. Oh, God!

♪ If it's not love
That you need ♪

Hey, number three,
where's your mother?

- I'm okay.
- Okay.

I didn't hit her!

Juan, where did you
put my phone?

I didn't take your phone!
No, I didn't!

- ♪ Tell me, what is my life ♪
- [cheering]

♪ Without your love? ♪

♪ Tell me, who am I ♪

♪ Without you ♪

♪ By my side? ♪

♪ What I know ♪

- [Ellie chattering]
- ♪ That you need ♪

♪ Then I'll try my best
To make everything succeed ♪

- All right! First try!
- [laughing]

♪ Tell me, what is my life ♪

♪ Without your love? ♪

- [Lizzy squealing]
- ♪ Tell me, who am I ♪

♪ Without you ♪

♪ By my side? ♪

- [Lizzy] Tres.
- [Pete] Tres.

- [Lizzy speaks Spanish]
- [Pete repeating Spanish]

[speaking Spanish]

There you go.
Dad, Dad, Dad!

[laughing]

There you go, Juan.

- Oh! [gasping]
- Oh, gosh.

Spit it out, spit it out!

- Here, water!
- No, we need ice!

- Water, water. Here.
- Oh, gosh.

[Juan crying]

[crying continues]

Hey.

Hey, buddy.

- Hey, hey, hey.
- [gasping]

Hey. It's okay, sweetie.
Did you have a bad dream?

- Yeah.
- Yeah?

You're okay. You're safe
and sound in your bed.

You're good.

Good night, buddy.

Good night, Mommy.

What?

What did you say?

Juan, what did you say?

Did you say something, Juan?

Hey, Juan,
what did you say?

Juan!

Juan! Did you
say something? Juan!

Juan, what did you say?

Juan!

Oh, my God.
[chuckles]

Good night, buddy.

- Hey.
- Hey!

- Wow, it's looking good.
- Huh? You like it?

Check it out. I put the storage at the
end of the island, like you suggested.

Oh, hey,
yeah, yeah, yeah.

- Great idea, by the way.
- It's awesome.

- Why don't you come help us hang some tile?
- Yeah.

No, I, uh...

So, there's, um...

There's something
I'd like to do,

and I was hoping I could
get your help setting it up.

- Sure. What are we setting up?
- Of course. Anything.

So I was talking to Karen
and Sharon, and they...

Uh, my mom got out
a few months ago, so...

And I haven't seen her.
I was hoping I could see her.

- Yeah, sure.
- Yeah, of course.

- Of course. I mean, that's...
- Yeah.

Cool. Thanks.

- Yeah.
- It's cool. Great.

Okay.
Thanks.

You, uh...

I'll just wait outside.
Okay.

[ducks quacking]

Mom!

Hi.

- Hi, Mom.
- [speaking Spanish]

Juan, Lita.

Hey, Juan, Lita,
come on!

Come on.

- What's wrong? Come on.
- I want to stay with Mom.

Your mommy's over there.

- [Pete] It's okay, sweetheart.
- [Ellie] It's okay, honey.

- We're gonna go with you.
- We're right here.

- We'll walk together.
- Come on.

Slow down.

[laughing]

Oh, my babies,
you got so big!

Come, mi amor.
[speaking Spanish]

[woman] Hi, I'm Sue.
I'm Carla's caseworker.

- You must be Pete and Ellie?
- Yeah, I'm Pete. Hi.

Hey. I'm Ellie.

- This is Carla. She's...
- Their mom.

Hi. I'm Ellie.
Nice to meet you.

I'm Pete.

Hey, I wanted to say thank you
for watching them while I was...

No problem.
They've been doing great.

Juan a început să cânte la pian. Corect, amice?

Iar Lita tocmai a primit 100 la ultimul test de ortografie.

Echipa de fotbal a lui Lizzy este neînvinsă.

În regulă, deci o să ne luați la ora 4:00?

Bine. Ne vedem puțin.

- Da, ne vom întoarce. - Ne vom întoarce curând.

Pa baieti. Încântat de cunoștință.

[Oftează]

Esti bine?

"Vă mulțumim că le-ați urmărit"? Așa cum tocmai tocmai ne-am abătut de la babysitting timp de cinci luni?

Ellie, nu e ceea ce am imaginat deloc.

Ea ... E ceva cam normal.

Mă simt rău, ca și cum am rupe o familie.

Nu i-am luat pe copii, Ellie.

Curțile au făcut-o. Și nu uitați de ce.

Copiii ăia trăiau ca niște pisici ferate într-o crăpătură.

Știu, știu, dar ea ... E bine.

Adică, Sharon a spus că a fost curată timp de patru luni.

Da, a fost curată pentru că era în închisoare, Ellie.

Uită-te la modul în care Lizzy se uită la ea.

Ea este mama ei.

- Nu am luat copiii ei, Ellie.

[Kit] Așa că am spus: "Doamnă,

am auzit despre tine aruncând mâncare în cantină încă o dată,

- și vei avea câteva zile de prânz. "- [toate râzând]

În ziua următoare, comportamentul a continuat.

Așa că am mers la școală și am venit cu ea în cantină.

- [Râde] - Vorbiți cu toate BFF-urile de la școala de mijloc.

Le-am urmărit prin câteva dintre poveștile mele mai bune de urmărire a păsărilor.

Ei erau complet dezinteresați.

- [rîzînd] - Dar aruncarea alimentelor sa oprit!

- Bună. Bun.

Doriți să vă împărtășiți știrile?

- Despre focul de pe canapea? - Nu. Despre audierea ta .26.

Da.

Curtea ne-a eliberat legal ...

a adopta.

[femeie] Aw!

Să-l adopți pe Tina și pe Ryan!

- Ura! - Asta e grozav.

Felicitări, băieți. Sunt așa de bucuros pentru tine.

Aceasta este o veste atât de minunată. Sunt atât de fericit pentru amândoi.

Și mai avem Pete și Ellie.

Ei bine, știi, copiii noștri au,

au avut patru vizite cu mama lor de naștere?

- Da. - Și de fiecare dată,

sunt doar nebuni pentru câteva zile după aceea.

- [strigă] - [joacă "Chopsticks"]

- [Lita screeching]
- Holy...

And just when things finally start to feel
normal again, they have another visit.

Yeah, we just feel
so rejected.

And I know this probably
makes me a really bad person,

but I just keep wishing that
their mom would go back to prison.

[Karen]
You're not a bad person.

When someone does terrible
things to the children we love,

it's not easy
to find empathy for them.

But we have to try,
people.

Whatever happens, the time
that your kids spent with you

- made a big difference in their lives.
- Mm-hmm.

Yeah, I know, but then
we're just supposed to...

- Wait. Did you say "made" a difference?
- Yeah, she did.

We-We'll talk after.

No. She said "made." That's past tense.
There's a difference.

I wanna know
what's going on, Karen.

Well...

Deoarece mama lui Lizzy a ținut pasul cu etapele de reunificare,

judecătorul ți-a schimbat audierea .26 la o audiere a schimbării circumstanțelor

unde va decide dacă copiii sunt gata să se reunească.

Frumos.

Foarte dragut.

Nu, asta e ...

N-ai fi împărtășit asta cu noi?

Ne-am ocupat de toate astea!

Vreau să spun, tortură, dezordine, atitudine.

Am jucat cu Lita 150 de jocuri de Candy Land.

Te joci vreodată cu fruntea tărâmului de bomboane?

- E brutal! - E foarte plictisitor.

Facem conexiuni. Bine? Tocmai am învățat-o pe Lita cum să călătorească cu bicicleta.

Juan și cu mine ne-am legat de Rocky III.

Și acum mama este gata să se reunească?

Pete, Ellie, înțeleg frustrarea ta.

Dar trebuie să ținem minte că până când copiii sunt adoptați,

scopul principal al sistemului este conservarea familiei.

- Și despre păstrarea familiei noastre? - Da.

Nimic nu a fost decis încă.

Bine, octombrie, asta te lasă.

Ei bine, am obținut o plasare.

- Oh. - Are 14 ani și joacă baschet JV.

Dar el este 5'2. "

Și alb, cu păr roșu.

Absolut nici un fel de fundamente.

Oh, am înțeles. Problemele mele par a fi prost acum.

- De ce trebuie să merg mereu ultima? - [razand]

- Stop. - Bine. Stiu. Este...

[curăță gâtul] Este foarte neprofesional.

Mm-hmm.

Acesta este opusul unui grup de suport.

[râde continuă]

Cum o să arăt?

- O să arăți ca o prințesă frumoasă. - Oh!

- Arată ca o floare?

Hei. Hei, amice.

- Mamă. Hei, copii. - Oh! Buna dulceata!

Hei. Mamă!

Nu Nu NU. Este complet lavabil.

- E, um ... - E un Sharpie.

Oh da. Aoleu.

Mamă.

Poți să te descarci de pe tejghea, draga? E periculos.

- Cum a fost grupul de îngrijire? - Atât de distractiv.

Hei hei hei. Avem știri.

- Esti insarcinata? - O Doamne!

- De ce faci asta pentru mine? - Imi pare rau. Nu?

E in regula. Nu. Spune-le doar.

- Da? - Uh-huh.

Bine bine.

Vom adopta prin asistență parentală profesionistă, la fel ca voi!

Adică, nu ne-am înțeles la început,

și apoi ne-am întâlnit și am văzut ce a ta o alegere minunată a fost.

Iadul de mult mai ieftin decat in vitro, de asemenea.

Ceea ce nu este motivul, dar este un motiv, dacă sunteți de cântărire factori.

Și vom începe săptămâna viitoare clase!

[Râde] Ce crezi că voi?

[Râde forțat] Cred că, uh ...

Cred că trebuie să iau un rahat.

- That's not the reaction we were looking for on that.
- She's jealous!

- [Lizzy] Oh!
- [Ellie] Hey! Oh, my God! What are you doing?

- What's going on?
- Please give this to me. Lizzy!

- You're not allowed to take my phone!
- What's she doing?

God! She's taking naked
selfies in the bathroom!

- She's taking naked selfies of herself?
- What are you doing to my phone?

I'm deleting everything here!
Delete, delete, delete.

How many photos did you take?
What is wrong with you?

- Everyone does it! It's no big deal!
- It's a big, huge, giant deal!

Fifteen-year-old girls
should never be naked, ever!

- Can you take the door?
- Don't read my texts! Open the door!

"If you don't show me something
soon, I might lose interest."

- What? Who is this person, Lizzy?
- Open the door!

Oh, no. No, no. Dick pic!
There's a dick pic!

Come on, kids, we are going
in the living room.

Is this that kid Jacob
you were talking about?

That sweet kid from school is
sending you photos of his beeswax?

Jesus,
that is a trout!

Get out of here!

- Lizzy!
- [Pete] Get out here now!

Give me the phone!
Let go!

- Nu e cool, Lizzy! - Nu mai trebuie să te mai ascult, Pretend mama!

- Nu este ... - [ușa slabe]

Încă mai cred că este o alegere minunată?

Copii noștri adoptivi nu se vor comporta așa. Asta e pe voi.

- Ce dracu e cu picioarele?

Ce crezi că este, mamă? Să ghicești. Dick. Pic.

Știi, dragă, când am avut ... astfel de momente,

Trebuia să mă caut pe mine însumi

si amintesteti...

de ce am devenit mama în primul rând.

Și asta a fost de ajutor.

E vorba de casa lui Jacob? Unde mergem?

- Calmează-te, bine? - Spune-mi unde suntem. Nu vreau să fiu arestat.

Vrei să ai încredere în mine? Haide.

Oh. Bună.

Hei. Nu știu dacă ne amintim de noi.

Pete și Ellie de la orientarea favorabilă?

- Oh da. - Bună. Ce mai faci?

Ce putem face pentru tine?

Așa că acum vrea să se întoarcă și să fie mama din nou.

Și se pare că are o adevărată lovitură.

Lizzy, ne tratează ca și cum am fi dușmanul.

Acum nu știm ce naiba să facem.

Deci m-am gândit că vreau să spun că fiica ta sa dovedit atât de mare.

Este acolo sus studiind? Hei, Brenda, vei coborî?

M-am gândit că am putea vorbi cu ea și ne-ar fi pompată ca și până acum.

- Este o posibilitate? - Da, ar fi minunat. Era uimitoare.

Am putea folosi o discuție în acest moment.

Brenda este, um ... înapoi în dezintoxicare.

- Scuzați-mă, ce? - Am prins-o cu câteva luni în urmă.

Mă scuziți acum?

Discursul ei inspirational, inimaginabil

este motivul pentru care ne-am înscris pentru acest rahat în primul rând!

Acum îmi spui că sa întors ... Ou!

Mă asculți, femeie nebună!

Brenda sa luptat cu abuzul de substanțe

încă de când iubitul mamei sale a început-o pe Meth când avea 11 ani.

Uneori ea se împiedică. Dar ea este un copil bun.

Și ea face o treabă acolo, se curăță.

Deci nu știi ce se va întâmpla.

Și asta simți ce? Frustrat? Speriat? Pierdut? Așa este?

Da! Mi-e frica sa spun ceva, dar da, asta e modul in care ne simtim.

That's how your children feel
every day of their lives.

When you took this on,
you felt good about yourself

because you knew
that it mattered, right?

Well, guess what.

Things that matter are hard.

Now I know where Brenda gets
her inspiring speech thing.

[man] Listen, guys, right
now, you're all they've got.

So your job is to keep them safe,
whether they want you to or not.

Wow.

He's got it too.

...much. That was incredible.
Thank you.

- I'm so sorry that I blew up at you.
- I'm sorry I slapped you!

- I know! That was crazy!
- I know. I apologize.

It was good. I needed it. I haven't
been slapped for a long time.

It was a bit aggressive. It
was a little bit out of line.

Well, you were, honey.
You were.

All right, honey,
we gotta go.

- We gotta get going.
- Take care.

Thank you.

You're on Facebook, right?
I'll find you. Okay!

Bye! Bye! Thank you!

Bye.

Let's get in the house
right away, really quick.

[chattering]

- [Ellie] Okay, you're all set.
- Bye, Lizzy.

- Bye, Lizzy.
- Have a great day.

[Pete] All right, look,
you drop them off.

I'm gonna find this Jacob kid and
get to the bottom of this, okay?

- Okay.
- All right.

- Wait, Pete, that's him!
- What?

Him? That redhead kid right there?
The kid with the soup can for a...?

Come on.
I'm getting him.

You! Dick pic!
Hey! Hey!

- Hey! Excuse me.
- What's up, man? Wanted to catch a fade, huh?

- Dick pic!
- Think it's okay?

Sending pictures of your knob
to a 15-year-old girl?

You're lucky I don't end your
life right now, carrot top.

I saw what you wrote to her: "If you don't
show me something, I'm gonna lose interest."

That's actually sexual assault, young man.
It's disgusting!

[mock whimpering] Not such a big man
now, are you? Come on, whip it out!

Show everybody those big shaved
plums you're so proud of!

We're gonna call your mom, tell the
principal, maybe even call the police.

- What do you think of that, Jacob?
- My name's not Jacob!

- What?
- My name is Charlie.

[boy] That's Charlie.

- I thought you said his name was Jacob.
- Really?

And my plums aren't shaved.

- [kids laughing]
- Or big.

I'm so sorry. Oh, God.
I'm so sorry, honey.

Come on, buddy, suck it up.
It's a little snafu, okay?

Come on.
Give me a hug, Charlie.

All right, look at me.

Do you happen to know
anybody named Jacob

who might be hanging around
with our daughter, Lizzy Viara?

The janitor?
The adult-ass janitor?

- Oh, my God.
- Come on, let's get the janitor.

- Hey, I'm so sorry about this.
- Ellie, come on!

Thank you so much!
He didn't do any of that.

- Come on, Ellie.
- He didn't do any of it!

- Hurry up!
- I'm so sorry, Charlie!

I think we're gonna
be late for school.

Ellie.

He's on a Zamboni.
Come on!

♪ There are scenes There
are blues There are boots ♪

♪ There are shoes There
are Turks There are fools ♪

♪ They're in lockers They're
in schools They're in you ♪

♪ Then there was you ♪

Hey! Hey, you!

Excuse me.
I'm talking to you.

- How old are you, Jump Street?
- Why you want to know?

- Hey, lady, gimme that. That's not yours.
- He's 22!

- He's 22.
- Yeah, I'm 22. So what?

Deci, acest lucru nu va fi abuz asupra copilului. Pete!

Hei, te-ai atins vreodata, te-ai scris sau te-ai gandit vreodata la fiica noastra,

și tu ești mort.

O să te dau în judecată, omule! Nici macar nu esti parintii ei!

- Nu-i-ar face părinții ei asta? - [gâfâind]

Sh ... Miss Peppers!

Uau. Uau. Ce se intampla aici?

Acest bărbat a trimis fiicele noastre comentarii și poze.

- Te duci în închisoare astăzi, Jacob! - Te superi la poliție?

Absolut! Miss Peppers!

Mamă...

In regula. Apreciem.

Omule, nici măcar nu am atins-o pe fata aia.

[agitație radio de poliție]

- La revedere, scumpa. - Pedofilul murdar.

Da. Bucura-te de viata ta ca un infractor sexual.

Pedofilie.

Ne aresti? Tipul trimitea imagini ale butonului său unui minor.

- De ce ne arestezi? - Foarte bun. Bună treabă, băieți.

Pentru ce merită, am auzit ce ai făcut acolo.

Sunteți părinți buni, căutați copiii voștri.

- Dacă aș fi avut șansa să fac același lucru ... - Copiii! O Doamne!

- Juan, Lita! Dumnezeule, îmi pare rău! - Baieti!

- Hei. Buna iubito.

Doamne, e atât de curat.

Sunt niște gangsteri mici.

Lansarea cauțiunii pentru Petey.

Într-adevăr m-au luat înapoi în vremurile bune.

- Mulțumesc, apropo. - Unde sunt copiii?

Karen a trebuit să-i ducă la o plasare temporară pentru noapte.

A spus că este prima dată când a auzit despre CPS

scoțând copiii de la casa lor adoptivă cu o noapte înainte de audiere.

Vorbind despre asta, am găsit declarația dvs. judecătorului de pe imprimantă.

Are nevoie de ceva lucru.

Mamă, e prea târziu. Am prezentat-o săptămâna trecută.

Pune-o din nou! Iisus!

"Vrem tot ce este mai bine pentru copii,

fie că înseamnă să stați cu noi, fie să vă întoarceți la mama lor de naștere ".

Ce se întâmplă dacă judecătorul citește prostiile în fața lui Lizzy?

That's why we wrote it
like that, Mom.

If she thinks our statement's the
reason her mom doesn't get custody,

she's gonna hate us more
than she does now.

She doesn't hate you. She just
thinks you don't love her.

And that statement
ain't gonna help.

- Did Lizzy tell you that?
- Oh, come on, Ellie.

I grew up a lot
like that kid.

You get reminded what a sack of
shit you are five times a day,

after a while, you can't believe
anyone could ever love you.

You know that we love you,
right?

No.

But that's not you, it's me.
I thought I just covered all that.

But I do love you both.

Get some sleep, kids.

After you fix
that god-awful statement.

Wow.

[door closes]

It's so clean
and quiet in here.

I know.

I hate it.

Me too.

- [Pete] Hey.
- Hey.

- Guys.
- We are so sorry.

We are so sorry.
Are you okay?

Guess what? We got a
ride in a police car.

You did? Was that fun?

- Did you guys go to prison?
- No. We were... just in jail.

Juan. Lita. Come on.

- Mom's here.
- Okay.

Okay, folks, our .26 hearing is now
a Change of Circumstance hearing

for a Miss Carla Viara.

- And you are Miss Viara, yes?
- She is, Your Honor.

And also with us today are Juan,
Lita, and Elizabeth Viara?

- Here.
- Here!

And did you two
each get a teddy bear?

- Yes!
- Oh, those are good ones.

- And you are Elizabeth?
- It's Lizzy, sir.

I mean, Your Honor.

And, Lizzy, I understand that
you've submitted a statement.

And the foster parents, Mr. and Mrs.
Wagner, are they present as well?

Yes, Your Honor.

And, Mr. and Mrs. Wagner,

is it accurate that you left
Juan and Lita alone in your car

while you were being arrested
for aggravated assault?

- Well, that...
- Yes, Your Honor, but in our defense...

Sir, all I need to know is
whether or not Lizzy is lying.

No, she's not lying.

And prior to that assault,

did you accost a 14-year-old honor
student in the same school yard

and encourage him "to whip out
his big, shaved plums"?

I said that, Your Honor,
but again,

I thought it was the person
who sent her the...

Mrs. Wagner, did you at one time force
Lizzy's friends to leave your home

by way of a bedroom window?

- It was a ground floor window.
- Good. Points for you.

And at that same occasion, did you tell Lizzy
to call CPS and to come and take the kids?

- She didn't mean that.
- I did not mean that.

That was in the heat
of an argument.

- Your Honor, I have a statement.
- Yes, I've read it, thank you.

- We actually wrote a new one.
- Ma'am, excuse me, but I have your...

Please, Your Honor, we were up late
working on it. I can read it very fast.

[clears throat] "Lizzy once
asked us why we took them in.

And at the time,
we couldn't answer her."

- Ma'am, please sit down.
- Please, Your Honor, can you let me say the answer?

No. Sit.

This hearing
is not about you.

Judging by Lizzy's statement, you
might be back in court soon enough,

so let's save that heartwarming
speech for that occasion.

Okay. Now, Miss Viara,

I see that you've been keeping
up with your visits. That's good.

I also understand that you've been
sober for the last five months.

Is that still the case?

- Yes.
- That's very good news.

And if I were to put the kids
in your care,

your current residence
could accommodate them?

I think so.

It's small, but it works...
Your Honor.

And, Miss Viara, do you feel
capable of responsibly caring

for Juan, Lita, and Lizzy
at this time?

Miss Viara.

Mama.

Yes, Your Honor.
I'm capable now.

[sighs]

Everybody get ready
for dinner.

Here you go.

What if when we go
live with our mom,

she doesn't know how to make my
noodles the way I like to have them?

Don't worry, pal. Lizzy will show
her the way we do the cheese for you

so your mom can make it for
you just the way you like.

- [Ellie] Yeah.
- Okay. [sniffles]

Come on, guys. Don't be
sad on our last night.

You know what? I think we should
tell Pete and Ellie thank you,

you know, for everything
they've done for us, yeah?

- Thank you.
- Well, thank you, pal.

Yeah, thank you, guys.

- Lita?
- I don't want to say anything.

Oh, honey.

[crying]

I'm just gonna
go check on Lita.

I mean, unless you want to.

Yeah, I would, actually.
Thanks.

Come on, buddy. You
haven't touched your pasta.

You want me
to reheat it for you?

It's okay, buddy.

That's okay, buddy.

[woman]
♪ It don't matter to the sun ♪

- Good night, buddy.
- Good night.

- ♪ If you go or if you stay ♪
- Sweetie, good night. I love you.

Love you too.

♪ No, the sun
is gonna rise ♪

♪ Gonna rise ♪

♪ Luați în jos într-o altă zi ♪

- Va fi un mâine

Chiar dacă alegi să pleci

Pentru că nu contează Pentru soare, nu, nu

Dar contează pentru mine

- Nu contează pentru lună Nu, nu

Dar contează pentru mine

Bine, toți urșii tăi sunt aici, dar și pe cei noi.

Vorbind de instanță,

[curata gatul]

Voiam doar să-mi cer scuze pentru ceea ce am scris judecătorului.

Totul era adevărat.

A fost ceva puțin din context, dar nu există sentimente grele.

De fapt, am vrut să vă dau declarația pe care am scris-o

pe care nu am putut să le citim în instanță, doar așa că o ai.

Da.

[abordări auto]

Baieti, mama e aici.

In regula. Scoală-te! Haide. Sa mergem.

Lita, haide, ia-ți lucrurile.

Pa.

Hei. Am un scaun pentru mașină pentru Lita dacă nu ai unul.

Voi ne luați? Unde este mama?

Trebuia să ne întâlnim la birou în această dimineață

și nu sa arătat.

Oh nu.

Nu răspunse la telefon.

Te-ai dus acasă? Dacă i s-ar întâmpla ceva?

Da, ne-am dus să o vedem. Era foarte rușine.

A spus că ... nu poate să o facă.

Nu, nu a făcut-o. De ce ar trebui să completeze toate formele

și lucrurile din instanță și chestiile de reunificare dacă nu ...

- Lizzy, mama ta a spus că ai completat toate aceste forme. - Am ajutat, dar ce?

Simțea că era împinsă în ceva pentru care nu era pregătită.

Nu. Nu am împins-o. E gata!

Dă-mi voie să vorbesc cu ea, te rog,

și apoi ne putem imagina ceva.

- Miere. - Și mă poate lua acasă.

Dragă, când am văzut-o, era evident.

Folosește din nou.

Nu vine, iubito.

Draga mea, suntem atât de rău.

[Sobs] Lizzy.

Lizzy.

Mă duc după ea. Ai grijă de copii.

- Așteaptă acolo, bine? - Lizzy!

Lizzy!

Lizzy!

- Lizzy? - Lizzy!

- Lizzy. - Te rog du-te departe. Nu sunt părinții mei.

Nu, nu suntem. Dar știi ce suntem? Au fost aici.

Așa e, suntem aici si noi te iubim.

Ce? Nu, nu. Nici măcar nu mă cunoști.

Hei, ce naiba se întâmplă aici?

Poți să ne dai câteva minute, te rog?

Oh, bine. Scuze.

Lizzy, dragă, vom știi.

Noi ... Știm că urăști brânză,

dar te iubesc cu adevărat cheeseburgeri.

Și noi știm că atunci când vă simțiți bine în dimineața,

ai pus pe un pic mai puțin machiaj decât tine în zilele proaste.

Exact. Și noi știm că cel mai important lucru din lume pentru tine

este de a proteja Juan si Lita din lucrurile pe care nimeni nu te-a protejat de la.

- Știm că despre tine, nu? - Da, draga.

[Șoptește] Voi faceți bine.

- Imi pare rau. - Știm că e atât de mult nu știm.

Dar dacă ți-e teamă că nu putem descurca știind lucrurile rele, sau chestii infricosator,

putem, îți promit.

Da, aduce. Orice ai luat, noi vrem.

Pentru că noi te iubim, Lizzy.

Inceteaza sa mai spui asta. Te rog du-te departe, te rog.

Vă rog.

- E Lizzy bine? - E un pic supărat chiar acum, amice.

- Esti bine? - Da sunt bine.

Iat-o.

Asa de...

um, aici e ceea ce cred că este cel mai bine.

Știu că Juan și Lita sunt mai mult ca ceea ce ai avut în minte când ai ajuns în asta.

Haide iubire.

Deci, cred că cel mai bun lucru este pentru tine să le adopte.

Și ... Și eu voi cere doar Karen pentru, um, o destinație de plasare diferită.

- Deci ... - [Ellie] Nu.

- Nu, va fi bine. - Fara miere.

Avem nevoie de ajutorul tau cu Juan si Lita.

Noi nu facem asta fără tine.

Voi vizita tot timpul și poți să mă suni dacă ai nevoie de ajutor pentru nimic.

- Nu. - Pete, eu chiar nu vreau să mă cert cu privire la acest drept acum.

Nu-mi pasă. Am spus nu. Asta nu se întâmplă, bine?

- Tu ești cu noi acum. - Da.

Și știi de ce? Avem o conexiune cosmică.

Asta-i drept, avem o conexiune cosmică.

Știu că te simți rău pentru mine chiar acum, dar tu chiar nu trebuie să ...

Nu sunt nimic de-a face cu ceea ce sa întâmplat.

Unde e declarația instanței Ellie ti-a dat?

[Oftează]

Vezi asta? Citește asta.

"Lizzy ma întrebat când am făcut acest lucru, de ce am luat-o.

Nu pot da un răspuns la momentul respectiv.

Am făcut-o pentru că lipsea ceva în viața noastră, dar noi nu știam ce era.

A fost Juan, Lita și Lizzy.

Vezi?

Ai fost ceea ce lipsea, Lizzy.

Dar acum ești aici și ești blocat cu noi.

- Asta e corect. - Vom fi la fiecare meci de fotbal.

Vom fi peste tot fundul tău despre notele tale.

Ne vom te cumpăra prima ta rochie de bal.

Va fi foarte frumos. Dar nu prea revelatoare. Super dulce.

You know, not too sexy.

Just like... really,
that gorgeous sweet spot.

Yeah. And when you
graduate high school,

we're gonna be in the
front row embarrassing you.

We're gonna be in the front row again when
you graduate college, or even if you don't.

You will be graduating college, 'cause
it's so important and you're so smart.

I don't mean to push, but it just
opens up so many more opportunities.

But either way, we're
gonna be there for you.

And someday I'm gonna give
you away at your wedding.

Even if I think the guy's a pissant and
he's not good enough for my little girl.

That's right.
Someday in the future.

Someday in the way, way, way off,
deep, deep, deep distant future.

Lizzy,
can we go home now?

Yeah, I guess we can.

[chuckles]

I know you don't like this,

but you're gonna have to get
used to it once in a while, okay?

Can I get one? I haven't gotten a single
hug from you since I've known you.

- [laughs]
- Please?

Hi. I don't know the whole
context of everything.

But I'm just wondering if I can just
get in on that hug a little bit.

We're good! Thank you so much.
We're good, thank you.

Sorry. That was just wrong. Yeah,
I just do that. You guys hug.

I crossed a boundary
there.

Everything's gonna
work out great too.

I can tell. [gasps]

Hi!

Oh! Oh, thank you!

- Bye.
- Bye!

Are you with them?
Do you know those guys?

Yeah. Why?

Do you guys
want to come in?

- Uh...
- I-I made a pie.

- No, thank you.
- Yes!

- Karen!
- It's pie. You know I love pie.

Great. Yeah, I just...
I have so many feelings.

[omul]
♪ Sub suprafață ♪

♪ Nu știi ce vei găsi ♪

♪ Mmm, până când e timpul ♪

♪ ♪ Nu a doua șanse

♪ Dar tot ce putem face este să încercați ♪

♪ Mmm, am făcut până mintea mea ♪

♪ Nu te pot vedea ♪

♪ Dar am auzit apelul tău ♪

♪ Pat, stai acum ♪

♪ Mergem acasă ♪

♪ Dacă vom face sau nu o facem ♪

♪ Nu vom fi singuri ♪

Du-te oliță, pune pantofii. O să mergem, bine?

Bine!

[Pete] Hei, Juan. Ce faci, amice?

Nu poți purta adidași. Trebuie să arate bine azi.

Mamă, ai văzut telefonul?

Uh, nu. Stai, vrei să spui cel din mână?

Lita, miere de albine, nu te duci olita?

- M-am dus oliță! - Bine, treabă bună.

- Toată lumea merge oliță! - Da, m-am dus olita.

- Ai acel pachet noi ar trebui să aducă? - Da, eu sunt gata.

- Sa mergem băieți. - Sa mergem.

Am să te bat!

[Lizzy vorbind spaniolă] Tata, pot să conduc?

[Pete vorbind rupt spaniolă] Pentru a conduce este ești?

Nu, nu, nu.

[Spaniolă] Dă-mi telefonul tău.

Nu distras de conducere, bine?

- In regula. - In regula?

- O să unitate. - Oh da?

Da, dar am telefonul și am să stau în față

în cazul în care am să apuca roata sau închide puterea, bine?

[Whining]

Sandy, haide, este pornit!

- Ti-am face? - Da da da.

Ce e aia?

- [icnete] - Lizzy a făcut pentru mine. Nu ai primit unul?

Ai un tricou? Ai un tricou?

Ați putea fi toate așezat.

Bună dimineața oameni buni.

Știi, instanță de familie este importantă ...

Aștepta. Aștepta! Aștepta! [Oftează] Așteaptă.

Bunica lui Sandy în casă. Putem începe.

Ți-am spus că vom face. Încetează!

- Aceste locuri sunt salvate. - Da, sunt salvate pentru mine.

- Mergi mai departe. - Încetează!

- Dă-i drumul, Judecător. - Mulțumesc, bunico Sandy.

Ea a primit un tricou.

Știi, instanță de familie este de lucru importantă.

Dar este o muncă dificilă.

Ne petrecem o zi de zi care se ocupă cu lucruri

that we feel no family
should have to go through.

So on these rare days
when we get to smile at work,

these days mean
a great deal to all of us.

And I may not look it,
but I'm a huge cornball

and I live for this.

Ronit?

[pop song intro]

- Yeah!
- [people laughing]

I love this song.

We are here today to
officially create a new family.

Peter and Elinore Wagner,

do you wish to adopt Juan, Lita,
and Lizzy into your family today?

- Yes, Your Honor.
- Yes, Your Honor.

It's just the song that's
got me a little emotional.

Juan, Lita, and Lizzy,

would you like Peter and Elinore
to be your mom and dad?

Sure.

- Yes, please.
- Yes!

- [laughing]
- Well, then,

by the authority vested in me
by the state of California,

I pronounce you a family.

♪ We can build this dream
Together ♪

♪ Standing strong forever ♪

- [aplauze] - ♪ Nimic nu ne va opri acum ♪

♪ Și dacă această lume rămâne fără de iubitori ♪

♪ Vom avea încă unul pe altul ♪

♪ Nimic nu ne oprim ♪

- Poftim. - Mulțumesc.

- Vrei să facem o fotografie cu judecătorul? - Da, sigur. Mulțumesc.

Da, să o facem.

Asta va fi în curând ne.

Oh, sunt o parte din această familie prea.

- Bine, mulțumesc. - Stai, eu!

- Aș vrea să fiu în imagine. - Esti sigur? Nu au fost...

Noi ar trebui să mergem. Cred că le-ar plăcea asta.

Bine. Bine. Da.

♪ Pentru totdeauna ♪

Hei!

Uhu.

Bine! Bine.

Altcineva?

- Da, și tu. Haide! - [razand]

Bine, cred că e toată lumea.

- Spune „de familie.“ - Familie!

♪ Putem construi acest vis Împreună ♪

♪ ♪ Standing puternic pentru totdeauna

♪ Nimic nu ne oprim acum ♪

♪ Și dacă această lume rămâne fără de iubitori ♪

♪ Vom avea încă unul pe altul ♪

♪ Nimic nu ne oprim ♪

♪ Nimic nu ne oprim ♪

♪ Putem construi acest vis Împreună ♪

- ♪ Standing puternic pentru totdeauna ♪
- ♪ Whoa-oh-oh-oh ♪

♪ Nimic nu ne oprim acum ♪

♪ Nimic nu ne oprim acum ♪

- ♪ Nimic nu ne oprim ♪
- ♪ Oh, nu ♪

♪ Putem construi acest vis Împreună ♪

- ♪ Standing puternic pentru totdeauna ♪
- ♪ Știu ♪

[Cântec nou începe]

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♪ picioarele mele sunt gât de la mersul pe jos toată noaptea ♪

♪ Nu direcție Când nu există nicăieri pentru a merge ♪

♪ imagine de cadre goale de ori mai mult apuse ♪

♪ ecouri singuratică poveștile pe care le-a spus ♪

♪ Dacă mă încalț ♪

♪ Walk o milă sau două ♪

♪ Till ochii deschiși mai larg decât ... ♪