All language subtitles for Claws s02e05 .eng

Previously on "Claws"...

You cheated on the best man
you ever had.

You -- You -- You haven't even
been there for Jennifer!

I sold out the love of my life
for you.

I set you up.
I drugged your drink

so they could pull you over
and you could lose your job.

You cannot be
that perfect.

I'm afraid I am.

♪♪

You are
a 17-year-old white girl

who's suddenly all about
the Nation of Islam.

What are you doing?

I'm gonna go see a lawyer.
Have papers drawn up.

She ruined my businesses,
she killed my wife.

I ain't
taking it slowly.

That Putin bitch
has got to go.

Everything okay,
Zlata?

In two weeks,
we open new clinic.

In five months,
four more.

You get
our numbers up.

You're under arrest.

Why am I
under arrest?This is gonna be fun.

♪ Feeling like a buck,
what the...you feeling like? ♪

Uncle Daddy: Daddy's rolling
over in his grave.

Seeing me ceding
all our hard-earned goods

to this commie.

These damn Russians
annihilated my soul,

her
and that dashiki Barbie.

Now, come on. Don't say that
about Desna. That's offensive.

♪ It's not me who's actin' funny
since I made a little money ♪

How about we go
to Cracker Barrel after this?

That always
makes you feel better.

Yeah?
Yeah, all right.

Yeah? All right.Yeah, yeah.

Where's Zlata?Impressive.

[ Chuckles ]
You work hard. I notice.

Thank you,
Zlata.

It is nice
to be appreciated.

I just haven't heard
from Dr. Ken.

I don't know
where he is.

He's supposed to be here
to cut the ribbon.

Stalin would have never
put up with this from a Jew.

♪♪

Today is a good day
to be woman in Palmetto.

I stand next to
another great lady

who makes all this possible --

my zvezda moya,my star,
Desna Simms.

[ Applause ]

You earn it.
Oh, okay.

Please, cut, cut.Here we go.

[ Cheers and applause ]

Oops,
you earn this, too.

♪ Yeah, I don't think
that you can handle that ♪

♪ Nah, I don't think
that you can handle that ♪

What?
You playing.

[ Chuckles ]
Russians don't play.

Shit.

[ Chuckles ]

♪ Put your name on it

Ballin' now,
baby.

♪ Now, baby, tell me,
can you handle that? ♪

♪ 'Cause when I'm pushin' up
on you ♪

♪ And you like,
"I don't know what to do" ♪

Oh, yeah.
[ Chuckles ]

I know that face.

Don't cream the seats.

It's quality leather,
baby.

I do look good
in red.

Thought your man's
supposed to buy you gifts.

Can't you just be happy for me
for once?

I'm just saying. Things are
moving a little fast for me --

Zip it!
[ Whistles ]

I don't say nothing about
your little mail-order bride.

Roller?

Was Bryce serious
about what he said at AA?

That y'all are planning
something with the Haitians

to come
against Zlata?

That's Bryce.
He just talk a lot.

It's the white shit
in his nose.

So, Uncle Daddy
is not coming after her

at her golf game
next week?

I didn't say
all that.

Shit.

Roller, look,
I owe Zlata.

Look at this shit.

Des, you keep
your mouth shut.

Let me
remind you of something.

When you wanted out,
Uncle Daddy let you out.

But --

But --
Zlata's Zlata, okay?

[ Whistles ]

Uncle Daddy's family.

Yourfamily.

♪♪

I swear,
I didn't do anything wrong.

We must have a different
definition of "right" and "wrong", then.

Last I checked,
I could swear

overprescribing
and conspiracy to traffic drugs

are high-class felonies.[ Groans ]

Oh, yeah. You're going away
for a long, long time.

No, no, no, no.

I have --
I have proof, evidence.

E-Everything is
above board.

[ Chuckles ]
"Above board"?

Is that what you call
prescribing oxy

for post-partum pain
in an octogenarian?

Hey. [ Stammers ]
Weren't you fired?

Do I look like
I'm fired?She's standing right here.

Did --

Sarasota PD's been working
with the FBI,

so the question you should be
asking yourself is,

"What don'twe know?" You want
to take the stink off yourself?

Tell us
who you're working for.I can't.

You don't know
what you're asking.

I know
what we're prepared to offer.

Of course, if you'd prefer
the RICO charges,

that's 30 years
of your ass getting more dick

than a
bus-station urinal.

Good news is, now they have K-Y
at the prison com.

Last chance to tell us
who you're working for.

♪♪

Suit yourself.

[ Buzzer ]

♪♪

Hey, why -- why does she
get to go and not me?

Old lady played you
like a fiddle.

She's with us.

Arlene: K-Y comes
in flavors now.

Okay, okay!
It was the Russians!

♪♪

So, what do you think
about us

spending some time together
on Saturday?

I hear Lilly Pulitzer
is having a sample sale.

Oh, um, I would,
but...

Malik and I are going to
the Pan-African Book Fair, so...

Oh, well, that sounds like
more fun. Can I come?

It's not really
your scene, Polly.

Um, I'm going to get
a shrimp breakfast burrito

before school,
so...

Oh, didn't you check
your bag?

I packed a breakfast
like a good mama.

Yep.

Um, thanks, but these
kind of taste like cardboard.

These are perfect
to start your day

full of protein
and amphetamines.

Thanks, anyway.

Hey, wait.
No hug?

[ Giggles nervously ]

[ Cellphone beeping ]

Jennifer: Ooh, I know
that face, Ann.

You patched things up
with Arlene? [ Chuckles ]

[ All cheering, shouting ]

I'm so glad!

[ Cheering continues ]

What's going on
in here?

What's going on
with you?

You think
I didn't clock

that new whip
you just pulled up in?Ha!

Virginia: A what?

Hold on.
A Maserati?

Uh, who did you have to blow
to get that?

For your information,
Zlata gave it to me.

♪♪

You eat
from the tuna can?

Shut up,
12-inch fashion doll.

But are you eating
from the tuna can?

Mother is strictly dickly,
okay?

[ Chuckles ]Mnh-mnh.

This is how bosses are
supposed to treat you, okay?

Zlata recognized my hard work,
and she rewarded a girl.

Well, what we need to do
to get a car?

'Cause, uh,
we work hard, too.

Amen to that.
Well, I'm her lieutenant.

Yeah, we know.And it's
a management thing.

Excuse me, but as the master
choreographer of Polly's Boys,

one might argue
that I'm management, too.

Hmm. Okay.

Take it up with her
at a morning meeting.

Ooh!
Ooh!

[ Scoffs ]You're getting
everything you want today.

You see
what your boyfriend sent?

It's chilly
up in here.

Hmm.

♪ Ooh-la-la, gonna...♪

So, you're going to tell
Psycho Zlata about Uncle Daddy?

Girl, you need to think twice
about helping her.

Listen, okay,
seriously, you guys,

she is not that bad.

[ Woman scoffs ]
Oh!

She's smart,
she gets it,

and she just wants
to see women rise up.

[ Fake coughing ] Riva.
[ Clears throat ][ Laughs ]

Okay.
All right.

I will at least

try to talk Uncle Daddy
out of this stupid plan.

It's got to be
worth a shot.

♪♪

All you got to do is catch
some big fish for us on tape,

and we send you
to Witness Protection.

A wire?

You want me to talk to them
while I wear a wire?

I -- I can barely
talk to them now.

Well, you better learn fast,
or you're going to jail.

♪♪

So, i-i-i-i-is this,
like, deep cover?

Like, like, can I be
a secret agent?

Sure, Ken.

Whatever helps you
get through the day.

Okay. Okay.

I-I'm going to need Tums --
a lot of Tums --

and I want
a badass nickname.

Donnie Brasco,
this shit just got real.

♪♪

There's no version
that ends with you breathin'.

Oh, I got a version
for ya.

I shoot her in the head,
she's dead. How's that?

Next week, this time,
you'll be back working for me

and living
the high life.

You really have
lost your damn mind.

You think I'm going to go back
to doing all the work

and not getting
my bonuses? Shit.

Come on now, Miss
Desna, I thought we moved off of that, baby.

Tell me how you see it
playing out, Clay.

Hmm?

You roll up
on her golf game,

take her out
on her turf, huh?

And then what?

[ As Uncle Daddy ] "Hey, boys,
let's play a round or two."

[ Normal voice ] You got to be
smarter than that, Clay.

How's that
Soviet titty milk taste?

Is it creamy?

Clay, these folk got some
serious hardware over there.

It's not just
the drugs.I don't give a piss.

They killed my Juanda,
they took everything I own.

That bitch
deserves to die,

and it's sure as shit
gonna to be me the one

that's gonna
snuff her out.

If I can be honest,
I don't give a shit about you.

I don't care
if you live or die.

It's the collateral damage
that I'm worried about.

Well, I got some news
for you.

The South
done lost once.

It ain't finna
to do it again.

♪♪

Shit. [ Sighs ]

[ Bell jingles ]

He didn't listen.

Uncle Daddy is going to get
his crazy ass killed.

Just to be clear,
you sure you care?

I'm just saying.

Uncle Daddy ain't give you
no car.

Zlata:
Ow! [ Laughs ]

You like the little
zippity-dippity car toy, huh?

I love it.
[ Laughing ] That's great.

And big news tonight,

it's going to rain
at Hammer and Pickle.

Aah, yes.
I got my 1s ready.

Because who's ready
for feature dancer Dean?

[ Virginia gasps ]Wait, what?

No, no, no.
No, no. [ Chuckles ]

Okay, you need
to give him a minute.

He's not ready
for that.

Desna, I've been drilling
his stripper pas de bourrée,

and the P-boy's
got some moves.

Polly,
you are not helping.

I'm just saying,
he is damn good.

Be a shame to hide it.Yes.

You jailbird,

you take your men
and you bust your moves now.

Okay, wait.
No, no, no. Listen.

Dean doesn't do well
with big crowds and loud music.

Shh,
this is why we do it --

to give him power
over his fears.[ Bell jingles ]

Okay, why do you
even care?

Desna, you're smart,
hard-working, and loyal.

Loyalty's hard
to find.

Loyal person
is family.

I do anything
for family.

You. Are. Family.

Huh.
Wasn't Riva family?

♪♪

Jennifer,
Riva was blood.

Blood makes you related.

Hmm.Loyalty makes you family.

What, what, what,
what is on your mind?

♪♪

Zlata,
I heard a rumor, okay?

And --
It is true

I hand-feed raw hamburger
to president

at sex party
at Mar-a-Lago.

Not that, okay?

The Dixie Mafia --

they're planning to attack you
at your golf game next week.

♪♪

See, this is why
you are number two.

You take care of me,
I take care of you.

I will handle it.I was thinking --

maybe I could put together
a sit-down,

just so
nobody gets hurt?

♪♪

Okay. Great.

So, you just
gonna talk, right?

Yes. Talk.

Just talking.

[ Chuckles ] Okay.

Yes.

♪ Humidity is rising♪

♪ Uh, rising♪

[ Deep voice ] Yes, and lunge!
Yes, that's good! Body roll!

♪ According to all sources♪

♪ What sources, now?♪And pulver it!

♪ Place to go♪

Cross, turn, and across!

Turn!

♪ Just about half-past 10♪

Oh, no, no, no, no!
No, no!

Stop, stop,
stop, stop, stop!

Get up! Line up!

This isn't
singles tennis, boys.

I need you
to play together!

I know you've got
big dreams.

I know you want fame,

but as a wise teacher
told me once, fame costs.

And right here is where
you start paying in sweat.

And the better you are, the more
sweat I'm going to demand.

Now, Master Polly wants
to know,

are you ready to sweat?

[ Shouting, cheering ]

Right, 2, 1!

And 5, 6, 7, 8!

[ Bird squawks in distance ]

[ Brakes squeal ]

[ Dog barking in distance ]

Took you long enough.

I don't operate
at your beck and call.

Listen,
me and my boys --

we want to move
on this Russian skank.

What boys are these?

So you rounded up
some swamp critters to help you.

We move on the Russians
when the time is right,

not when you say.

You don't look well,
my friend.

You smell
like road kill

and you look like a big, fat,
greasy balloon ready to pop.

A pinkballoon.

You really should be
on a statin.

Oh, yeah?
Yeah.

That's your professional
vaginologist opinion?

You said we could move
when the clinic is open.

No.

I said we move
when allthe clinics open.

Well, what if
I don't like that deal?

[ Guns cock ]

♪♪

Maybe we dissolve
our deal.

♪♪

Let's not
discuss this again.

♪♪

[ Grunts ]

♪♪

I am not ready to see my brother
up on no pole tonight.

Come on, Des. You know
he's going to be great.

[ Laughs ]Desna:
Oh, wait, wait.

Go back. Go back.

Is that -- that is not
a pacifier with a grill.

Oh,
you already know.

You long for that?

Just like his daddy.

Got to teach him
while he's young, you know?

He is a cutie pie,
though.

Teach him how to put on
a love glove, though,

unlike his daddy.

[ Chuckles ]

A little bit louder
for the people in the back.

[ Cellphone beeps ]

Oh, shit.
What's up?

Got to get over
to the new clinic.

You mind if, uh,
Jenn finishes up?

Can you?Yeah, yeah.

Virginia,
can you take over?

All right.

[ Bell jingles ]

Hey!
Damn, Jenn, come on.

Right in the middle
of your face.

Be still.

♪♪

Have you talked
to Bryce?

[ Chuckling ]
You sound like a broken record.

Well, you heard what he said --
he wants a divorce,

and I don't want that.

So I'm going to
need your help.

Well,
you both done changed.

You need
to accept that.

What you want is then,
it ain't now, Jenn, you feel me?

♪♪

See this here,
Toby?

This here the face of a man
who lost his mojo.

No, you're a man,
Daddy.

I mean,
I used to have it all --

power, money, a wife,
and a live-in boy toy.

Now look at me.

Might as well be a fart
in a fan factory.

No, no, no,
Clay.

No.

[ Sniffles ]

So, what did
the Hey-tian say?

Oh. [ Scoffs ]

I'm so sick and tired
of people pissing in my mouth

and telling me
it's mango La Croix.

You're right.
Hold that thought.

I got to go
to the tinkle-torium.

Well,
this is no freeway.

Got to
pay the toll.

♪♪

Woman: Do you see this?
Disgusting.

Man:
Are you serious?

What is going on?

Your new doctor's
having a panic attack.

Y'all sure know
how to pick 'em.

Stephanie?

Open the door.

You don't want to do something
you're going to regret!

Open the damn door!

[ Breathing heavily ]

What is wrong
with you?

My girl
just get arrested.

My best friend
from med school --

she worked a clinic
over in Clearwater.

One of the patients OD'd,
so they looked into the clinic,

all the overperscribing,
it's all over the paper.

She's going to jail.

They're starting
to crack down --Hey, hey, hey, hey.

Can I invite you
to think differently, hmm?

The way I see it,

this is a chance
for us to tighten our game.

I can't go out like this.
I have kids.

I'm a pillar of my community
and --

You came
from a hospital

that was being pimped out
by Big Pharma,

turning away patients

because they didn't
have insurance, right?

That what
you told me? Yes.

Okay.
How's this worse, hmm?

You scale back
the scripts,

turn pill-billies away
for a couple of weeks,

[Chuckles] make a big deal
out of it, you know?

Refer them
to a good treatment facility.

I'll explain the dip in profits
to the Russians.

I don't know.

[ Sighs ]

Look, if you go down,
girlfriend, I go down,

and I'm not
going to let that happen.

I got your back,
okay?

This is when we drink
a tall glass of Act Right

and ride out
the storm.

Get it together,
Stephanie!

♪ Absolutely soaking wet,
it's raining -- ♪

Polly, this is my mother,
Marilyn.

Oh. [ Chuckles ]

Well, enchanted to meet you,
finally.

Nice to meet you.

Well,
isn't this a...

a totally unexpected and
completely unscheduled surprise.

I figured it was time
we all sat to a Shabbat dinner

so I can get to know you
and my new granddaughter.

Ooh, I love that,

but unfortunately,
she's not here.

I...called her.

Hi.

Great.

Hey.
This is my mom.

You must be Marnie.

Dr. Ken:
Hey, what's up?Hey, sweetie.

And who is this
extremely handsome young man?

This is my boyfriend,
Malik.

Since when?

You didn't tell me
you were official.

I don't
tell you everything.

Uh, unfortunately,
I do have to...

get to work,
so...

is there another time
that we can do this?

We can just have dinner
without you.

Malik: Can Marnie and I help
in the kitchen?

Of course you can.

Aww, and miss family time
with my wonderful daughter

and Ken's
beautiful mother?

Never.
I would never do that.

[ Laughs nervously ]

Just how fast
do Jews eat?

♪♪

Man:
Tell you the truth,

you looked better
in that outfit than he did.

Don't you look
so pretty.[ Laughter ]

The Clay I knew

would have shown those boys
the pain already.

♪♪

The Clay I loved

would have cleared
that debris right up...

with a quickness,
too.

Would have told him
there's clits bigger than

their inverted
baby-pecker niblets.

[ Voice breaking ]
I haven't been myself lately.

It's been real bad
since you've been gone.

I know, baby.

[ Sighs ]

Juanda: Look.
They got them a woman.

Is that a skort
she got on?

A skort is the hysterectomy
of casual separates, baby.

We both know that.
[ Laughs ]

Now you go on
and tell her.

You tell
all of them

they are in the presence
of a great man.

Maybe bend
a couple few

over the ice machine
in the back.

You know what they say about
those who protest too much.

Teach them
the error of their ways.

♪♪

The voodoo doc is right
about your heart.

I see everything
up here.

♪♪

Waiter:
Need another?

♪♪

Yeah, yeah.

Yeah,
keep 'em coming.

Aw, come on, man.

Why do you got to keep serving
these homo-whatever-he-is?

Hey, stop throwing
your lifestyle in our face.

You picked the wrong bar,
you bald-headed faggot.

♪♪

[ "Get Happy" plays ]

♪ Forget your troubles
and just get happy ♪

♪ You better chase
all your cares away ♪Y'all thirsty!?

♪ Sing hallelujah,
come on, get happy ♪

♪ Get ready
for the judgement day ♪

[ Grunts ]

♪♪

Save that
for something special.

Oh, baby.

Baby,
I miss you.

I miss you
so much.

♪♪

[ Growls ]♪ Forget your troubles
and just get happy ♪

♪ You better chase
all your cares away ♪

♪ Shout hallelujah,
come on, get happy ♪

♪ Hallelujah, hallelujah

Whoo-hoo!
We're back, bitches!

Hells, yeah,
we are, boy.

Screw them Haitians.

I'm gonna
take care of business myself.

♪♪

Oh, and -- and -- and Zlata said
that if tonight works out,

we can do "Raining Men"
once a month.

She's so sweet.
Don't you like her, Des?

I do, baby, but aren't you
going to be nervous up there

in front
of all those people?

Oh, oh, Virginia said
pretend that everyone is in their underwear.

So that's what
she used to do.

[ Laughing ]
Is that what she said?

[ Grunts ]

I want you to know
I'm proud of you, Dean.

And look at us,
we got the big house.

No more
black mold.

But not the dual masters,
don't forget the dual masters.

Dual masters
have their own bathroom.I know.

I promised.
You did!

Well, but, Dean,
we aremoving up, though.

I mean, we haven't quite
got there, but we will.

Yeah.
Okay?

Uh-huh. We will.

I promise.
[ Grunts ]

Oh, yeah, I forgot.

Uh, me and Virginia
invited Dr. Ruval.

To the strip club
in Palmghetto? Yeah.

Okay, Dean.

We had plans tonight,
so if he can't stay long,

it's because he has
a C-section later, okay?

Yeah, okay.

Oh, oh, Des.

I-I need a favor.
Anything.

Could you get
my perineum?

I-I can't reach it.

♪♪

Yeah,
that's not gonna happen.

Knock yourself out.
O-Okay.

Uh, okay.

Well the hell's
that brother of yours?

He's probably screwing
that Siberian husky.

Well, I ain't gonna wait
on his damn ejaculation.

That boy needs to be
with his family.

Get him on the phone.
Shit's about to go down.

Wait,
we're going early?

We --
We attacking Zlata tonight?

I called in some friendlies
from Carolinas.

They're on their way.

You want to do this
at the strip club?

Well, there ain't no sense
in waiting.

We can't let
our foredaddies down.

Hmm.

Can't let
the fo-foredaddies down.

[ Ringing ]

[ Baby cries ]

Shh. Shh.

Oh, come on.

[ Groans ]
This is shit.

Okay, baby is sick,
not his fault.

Why is he
still yacking?

Just give to me, go wash up.
It's okay.

Whoa. [ Stammers ]
He's really hot, Roller.

You know what?

I'm going to call
his doctor right now.

[ Cellphone beeps ]

[ Ringing ]

[ Baby crying ]

[ Speaks in Hebrew ]

Amen.Amen.

Would anyone else
like to add a blessing?

I would.
Malik taught me something.

Polly: Oh,
why don't I do it?

My daddy was a preacher,
after all.

Since when?

Since the Southern Baptist
First Denominational

Holy Mother Church
of All Saints said so.

Oh, let the child
say her prayer.

Marnie: Thank you
for hearing me.

I hear you,
go ahead.

Say your little...
prayer. Jesus.

[ Rapping ]
♪ Brothers and sisters, hey

♪ Listen if you're missin',
y'all ♪

♪ Swingin' while I'm singin'

♪ Givin' what you get
and knowin' what I knowin' ♪

♪ While the black band's
sweatin' ♪

♪ And the rhythm rhymes
rolling -- ♪Fight the power!

[ Beatboxing ]

Oh! Gosh, I'm so sorry.
Oh, gosh, I'm sorry.

Oh!
Ooh, oh, gosh.

Oh, I'm so sorry.

♪♪

Whew.

Hey,
don't y'all think

Marnie would look so pretty
with red hair?

I like
my natural hair color.

Oh, come on, girl.

Once you go red,
everything changes.

I'm talking mo' money,
mo' honey, all the mo's.

I don't want
to look like you.

Who wants dessert?

We're still
eating dinner.

Oh, okay.

Let's do
makeovers later.

Wait, how about we just do
a little strip of red?

Just to see
if you like it.

Marilyn:
Like a sister?

Do you have a sister?

She does.
A twin sister.

She's a marketing exec...

at a Starbucks
in Seattle.

She's -- We're --
She's a stick in the mud.

We've never been
that cl-close.

I always thought
twins were inseparable.

Well, we're not.
I got to go.

Polly.

Hold on
just a second.

What?

Can I ask you
why it's so important

for Marnie
to look like you?

It's not.

I just thought we could have
some girl time.

Mm.

The therapist in me
is telling me that

that's not
what it's really about.

What do you mean?

It's easy to lie to ourselves,
isn't it?

It means we don't have to face
what's really there.

I'm sorry,
Mother Brickman,

I still don't know
what you're referring to.

If you want
any chance

of connecting
with that child,

you need
to figure it out.

There's something
going on inside you.

I can see it.

♪♪

[ Brakes squeal ]Hello, babies.

Look,
it's Daddy!

Daddy!
Yeah.

[ Chuckles ]
Hey, girls, hey.

Come on,
let's get going.

Sammy's babysitting
tonight.

Hey, you help your sister
buckle up, all right?

Hey,
Uncle Daddy.

Had a lawyer draw them up,
friend of Uncle Daddy's.

You know,
you don't have to do this.

We can go back to the way it
was. We could just start over.

It's never going to be
how it was.

I know this is hard, Jenn.
It's not easy for me, either.

So don't do it,
then.

We can't come back
from the things we've done.

[ Sniffles ]
How do you know?

You haven't even tried.

And I still love you.

No, no, you don't.
No, that's the problem.

You love
who Iused to be,

who weused to be.Okay. All right.

We're just not
those people anymore.

All right.

♪♪

All right.

[ Car door opens, closes ]

[ Engine starts ]

♪♪

♪ You got my heart,
you got my love ♪

♪ You got it all, babe

♪ Your love is so good,
so good, so good ♪

Desna:
Okay, we got to go!

♪ You were the --♪

Have you lost
your handsome mind?

What are
we doing here?

Take off your shoes.

W--

We're going to be late
for Dean's show.

Come on,
there's an opening act.

Don't worry,
we'll make it.

Well, what are --
what are we doing?

Trust me.

Oh, shit.

I'll do
whatever it takes

to make your dreams
come true.

♪♪

[ Gasps ]

Marry me, Desna,

and make my dreams
come true.

♪♪

Put it on me,
put it on me!

♪♪

Yes, yes!

♪♪

Yes,
a thousand times, yes.I love you.

♪♪

[ Audience cheering ]

[ Dance music playing]

Des?!
[ Screams ]

Oh, my gosh!
Oh, my gosh.

You really did?Yes!

Really did.
I'll get us some drinks, okay?

♪♪

Congratulations.

Thank you.

Oh, my God.
Is that real?

Hell, yeah,
it's real![ Screams ]

Quiet Ann: Oh, my God.What? What?

[ Screams ]
Did he put a ring on it?!

[ All shrieking, laughing ]

I'm really happy
for you, Des.

Me, too, girl.
You deserve a good man.

You deserve
allthe good stuff, truly.

Oh,
I love you.

[ Deep voice ] Okay, I got to
call places for my boys.

Get 'em, Pol!Get it, Pol!

Let me look.

Ooh, girl,
leave it to you

to get everything
andthree karats.

[ Chuckles ]

♪♪

But listen,
ruffles are gonna add 10 pounds

to this
maid of honor.

The Doritos don't help.

[ Laughter ]I got you, girl.

Desna: It's good to see
you two together.

You look happy.Yes,
insanely happy.

We're finally right back
where we need to be.

Without further ado,
we're letting it rain the men

on your parade
at Hammer and Pickle!

[ Cheers and applause ]

Ooh,
here we go!

[ Cheers and applause continue ]

There he is.

Whoo!

[ Cheers and applause continue ]

Woman:
Take it off!

What?

[ Indistinct shouting ]

Damn it.
Shit.

I knew the large crowd
was going to get to him.

I thought
that quickie in the back

would have
calmed him down.

Maybe it was
tooquick.

Hold this.
I'm going back there.

Unh-unh.

You got to
let him do this...

on his own.

Shh, shh.[ Baby crying ]

The baby
got dry lips?

[ Crying continues ]

We tried
to give him liquids.

He can't
keep anything down.

[ Crying continues ]

Doc, we are
trying our best!

What kind of doctor
are you, anyway?

[ Crying continues ]

Doc said
baby got a flu.

He said
keep the temperature down,

maybe he'll
calm down enough

we can ger some liquids
in his stomach.

[ Voice breaking ]
He's...so sick.

Hey.
Hey, hey, hey.

Hey.
Hey, we got this.

All right?

[ Crying continues ]

Hey, shh.

It's -- It's --
It's too noisy out there.

It's -- It's too loud,
it's t-too loud, too loud.

Okay, um, um, Dean, Dean,
where are your earphones?

I-I didn't put them on
because I didn't think they were sexual enough.

Well,
they are on you, huh.

Take them.
Okay.

Listen to me.

I need you to reach
deep down inside of yourself,

grab your courage
by the balls,

throw on
your fighting gloves,

and go out there and show them
what you're made of.

I need you to do this
for the rest of the boys.

Are you going to let them down,
or are you going to fight?

D-Desi was right.
This is a bad idea.

This -- I can't, can't.
This is a bad idea.

[ Normal voice ]
O-Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.

Uh, uh, shh.
I won't do the scary voice.

Yeah, okay.
Okay?

All right?
It's just me.

Just Polly,
okay?

Can -- Can I --
Can I have your hand?

Yeah.
Okay, good.

I can only guess
how hard this is for you.

But I've known you
a long time,

and I know
you got this.

I've seen moves on you that
would put those boys to shame.

But more importantly,
Dean,

I know deep inside,
you know you got this, too.

Don't be the one
to hold yourself back.

You shine your light.

You blind them bitches.

[ Snickers ]
[ Chuckles ]

Okay.

Okay, okay.
Somebody hand me a damn mike.

[ Deep voice ]
All right.

Uh,
86 those umbrellas.

We're going
to plan B, boys.

You go out there,

and you stripper dance
for your life.

Ladies and gentlemen,

it's a hot, balmy night
out there in Palmetto.

Hammer and Pickle
is ready to cool you down

and heat you up because tonight,
it's raining men!

[ Screams ]

[ The Weather Girls'
"It's Raining Men" plays]

[ Cheers and applause ]

Hi, hi!

We're your Weather Girls.
Uh-huh.

And have we got news for you.

You better listen! Get ready,
all you lonely girls.

And leave those umbrellas
at home, all right.

♪ Humidity is rising♪

♪ Mm, rising♪

♪ Barometer's getting low♪

♪ How low, girl?♪

♪ According to all sources♪

♪ What sources, now?♪

♪ The street's the place to go♪

Whoo!

♪ 'Cause tonight
for the first time♪

♪ Just about half-past 10♪

Dean!♪ For the first time
in history♪

♪ It's gonna start raining men♪

♪ It's raining men♪

He's good.♪ Hallelujah♪

He's reallygood.♪ It's raining men♪

♪ Amen♪

♪ I'm gonna go out to run
and let myself get♪

♪ Absolutely soaking wet♪

Oh. I can't.

♪ It's raining men♪

♪ Hallelujah, it's raining men,
every specimen♪

[ Screams ]♪ Tall, blonde, dark, and lean♪

♪ Rough and tough
and strong and mean♪

♪ God bless Mother Nature♪

♪ She's a single woman, too♪

♪ She took off to heaven♪

[ Thermometer beeps ]

99.3.
His fever broke.

Hey.

Yeah.
Mm.

[ Sighs ]
All right.

Breaking fevers
like a boss.

He finna break some hearts
like one, too.

[ Scoffs ]
[ Chuckles ]

Right,
little squirt?

[ Chuckles ]
Come here.

Let's take a nap.
I bet he's tired.

♪ Hush, little baby,
don't you cry ♪

♪ Mommy can't do it,
then Daddy will try ♪

♪ Hush, little baby,
don't say a word ♪

♪ 'Cause nobody likes
a little snitch ♪

[ Chuckling ]

[ Laughs ] Aah!

[ Chuckles ]

Deannie,
I am so proud of you.

[ Laughing ] Oh, thank you,
thank -- thank you.

Wow,
is -- is that from him?

Doctor?
Yeah.

Let -- Let me talk to you
for one second, baby.

Dean, tonight,
Gregory proposed,

and I said yes.

But I just want you to know --
look at me --

nothing is going to change
for the two of us.

Ch-Change is inevitable,
Des.

Yeah.
Yeah.

Baby, but -- but I love you,
and me and you?

We gonna always
be together.

Yeah.

Yeah!

Deannie, you shook your shit
so good tonight!

Whoa!

Back off, ladies,
he is myprivate dancer.

[ Laughter ]

Great turnout.

Dean, you can lead
Raining Men every month.

[ Laughter, cheering ]

[ Laughing ]
The best night of my life!

[ Laughter ]You guys,
I got to go.

Ken is not feeling very well,
but I love you.

Good job,
Pol.

Congratulations.Bye, Pol.

The best night of their life
for other people, too.

Congratulations,
bride and groom.

Because this is
impromptu engagement party,

on the house
with Clicquot bottles, now!

Whoo!
[ Speaks Russian ]

Hey, it's Roller.
Leave it.Uncle Daddy: You brother never answer the damn phone!

Hey, let this be a lesson
to you, boy.

You don't answer your phone,
you're gonna miss all the fun.

Get it, get it!
[ Chuckles ]

All right, boys.

Go kill us
some Siberian shitholes.Whoo!

♪♪

Get it, get it,
get it, get it.

♪♪

Oh, God.
We're bad friends.

[ Chuckles ]

We should be
celebrating Desna.

Yay, Desna.
[ Laughs ]

Oh, Desna's fiancé
is leaving.

I think
he celebrated enough.

[ Groans ]
Take me home.

Yeah?
Yeah.

[ Chuckles ][ Engine starts ]

[ Coughs, vomits ]

[ Knock on door ]
Ooh.

You look like shit,
sugar.

I feel it, too.

It's been
a rough day.

Oh, well,
I see your mama left.

Yeah, she went with, uh,
Marnie and Malik

to get frozen yogurt.

She's slipping away.

What do you mean,
"She's slipping away"?

She's just making friends.

[ Cellphone chimes ]

♪♪

[ Gags, vomits ]

♪♪

Ooh.

That Jew food repeats on you,
doesn't it?

[ Indistinct conversation ]

No, she wasn't.
[ Laughs ]

Dancing is -- dancing is
a workout, Virginia.

I burned 6,700 calorie--
well, 7,800,

if you count
the pre-show intercourse.

Hmm, okay.
And you look good doing it, too.

Yeah, boy.Thanks. [ Chuckles ]

Let's carb out tonight.

Ooh, spikin' our shakes,
so who's driving?

[ Laughs ]I guess it's me.

Oh, hey, hey,
Uncle Daddy. Hey.

Got something special.

Come have a taste.

♪♪

[ Celine Dion's "All by Myself"
plays ]

♪♪

♪ When I was young

[ Laughs ]You're doing awesome,
don't --

♪ I never needed anyone

[ Chuckles ]What is happening?

We got to
get out of here.

♪ Making love was just for fun

♪♪

Y'all having fun
in my club?!

♪♪

It should still be
my club!

My family's been here
since President Jackson sent

them cryin' red-faced Indians
on their merry trail.

I got to sit here
while this, uh, egg-sucking...

[ Grunts ]

...fresh-off-the-boat bitch

thinks she gonna take it
from me?

[ Silenced gunshot ]

♪♪

[ Gunshots ]

Shit!

Celine Dion:
♪ All by myself

♪ Don't want to be

♪ All by myself

♪ Anymore

♪ All by myself

♪ Don't want to be

♪ All by myself

♪ Anymore

♪♪

♪ All by myself

♪ Don't want to be

♪ All by myself

♪ Anymore

No!

♪♪

[ Vocalizes ]

[ Screams ]

Shit!
Hold on, Bryce!

Look at me, you stay with me,
Bryce Husser, okay?

The Russian goons
behind us?I don't think so.

Jennifer:
Look at me, baby.

Keep him awake,
Jenn!That's what I'm doing, Des!

Look at me.
Look at me.

Baby boy ain't going nowhere,
you hear me?

You hear me?!

You ain't
going nowhere, boy.

I will follow you
into the afterlife

and track you back myself.

[ Mutters ]Hey, hey,
don't leave me.

[ Tires screech ]

We need a doctor.
He's been shot!

Everybody,
come out here!

Hurry!

Stay with him, baby boy,
right over here!

Come on now!
Hurry up!

Come on, baby!
Careful!

Stay with us,
baby boy!

We got a sunken chest wound!
I need an OR, stat!

Go!
Stay with us, boy!

Stay with us, my boy!
Stay with us, boy!

I'm so sorry.Come on, now.

Do you think -- Do you think
he's going to live?

Do you think
he knows I'm sorry?

Do you think
he knows I'm sorry, Des?Yeah.

Okay. Okay.

Come on, baby boy,
I'm with you!

Stay with us!Jennifer: Bryce!

Desna: Maybe I could
put together a sit-down,

just so
nobody gets hurt?

Okay. Great.

So, you just
gonna talk, right?

Yes. Talk.

Just talking.

♪♪

[ Brakes squeal ]

♪♪

♪♪

[ Knock on door ]

♪♪

[ Door squeaks ]

♪♪

Zlata: Those shitheads
tried to kill me tonight.

I won't be able
to sleep.

[ Ruval laughs ]

You had
too much fun.

Exactly.

But melatonin doesn't do shit
for me anymore.

Doesn't work.

Oh,
was that in my bag?

Hmm.

So...
tell me again.

Please tell me again.

Again? Okay.
[ Laughs ]

I went down
on my knees.

Ooh.

[ Laughing ]
Dear diary, romantic.

Little beach sunset.
Oh!

Hallmark Hall of Fame.

[ Laughing ]
The whole thing.

[ Laughing ]
Can I get some schmaltz

on top
of the schmaltz?!

[ Laughing ]

And...
she said yes.

Oh, God.

Can you believe --
she really thinks you love her?

[ Laughs ]
Yes, I know it's pathetic.

You look beautiful
without makeup.

Hmm.

♪♪

Boop.

[ Laughs ]

What you going to do
for me?

[ Sighs ]

♪♪

Ouch!

Oh, easy.
Easy, yeah.

[ Groans ]

Aw, yeah.

[ Panting ]

♪♪

Yeah,
just like that, yeah.

[ Moans ]

♪♪

♪♪

♪♪

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