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Brother, buy me a drink

cheers!

Please, sir

Tonight is yours

no, you first

Brother, here comes an easy prey!

He has a sword

Has he I've got a sabre too

What will you have, sir

Just make a few dishes for me

Any inn in this vicinity, please

not in our isolated place

Haunted houses, maybe

Waiter, wine

Good

please, sir

now it depends on you. Take care

Master, after a hard journey,

come here and sit down

What are you doing

Master, you're handsome,

you must be romantic

come drink with me, come over

I can't drink, I can't

Bastard, molesting my wife

Your wife I didn't

I saw it. Don't deny!

Darling, he assaulted me

Darling, he touched me

Sex fiend, you!

Brothers, beat him!

Don't try anything foolish!

It's female

So you enjoy posing as a man

Let my brother show you...

how to be a real man

What do you want Let me go!

Brother, rape her!

Rape her!

Well, by popular request, I'll do it

Move her up the table

Rape her!

Help!

Rape her!

Let me go!

Help, help!

Put it on

I thought you'd leave me behind

I told you not to follow me

You won't be happy to be with me

Our marriage was one arranged before our birth

My dad fixed it. Marry my dad then

You're forsaking me! Let me die!

Are you out of your mind

Only because you're forsaking me

Well, follow me, if you please

That's better

Let's go

Yes

Go in

Help, help!

Keep away, lousy dog, sick dog!

Keep away!

Please drive away that dog for me

Thank you

Go now

Keep away!

Thank you

Who are you

put me near an oil lamp, quick!

Otherwise, I'm finished. Come on, quick!

Thank you

Hurry up

Excuse me, please

Help me, Buddha!

A demon!

Don't misunderstand me, sir

I'm not a demon, I'm a monk

You're a monk

Buddha be praised! You must be devout

Forget minor rites. Don't be stubborn

One muse live and let live

Have food, have fun and go freely

The rest are of no consequence

What's your priestly name, please

How come you're now big and now small

I am the Reverend Wick

a monk since childhood, to guard Wick Tower

Facing the lamp day and night is boring

I have no one to chat with

I pour out my feelings to the lamps only

Real or imagined,

the wick said to me one day

He taught me the incantation that shrinks me

But I might get burnt to death

if the lamp burns out before I change back

Thank you

May I ask your names, please

I'm chu chung, and he's Liu...

Hsia-hui

Greeting, Mr chu, Mr Liu

Don't stand on ceremony

call us by name

You keep him company

while I go in to change

Mr Liu has a sense of humor Let's go in to chat

Good

please

Sit down

priest, what you told us just now...

They say life's a wick It's gone, once burnt out

compared with the centuries-old universe

life's a speck only, right

Forget it now

When you reach my age, you'll understand

priest, are you all right

chu, when were you born

The 9th day, 5th moon, year of the Rat

9 5, year of the Rat

lmmediately before noon

How do you know

Great, congratulations!

Yours is maximum masculinity and strength, very rare

What did you say

You won't understand no matter how I put it

In a word, you're extraordinary

We're like good friends

I've got good wine

Let me get it for all of us

Don't run around. Wait for me

An exceptional man

You bloody monk!

Sex is nothingness and nothingness is sex

Why are you here

Mr Liu, no...

Miss Liu, so you're a lady

You scoundrel, you peeped at my bathing!

O, I didn't see anything

How do you know...

I'm a lady then

Miss Liu, don't blame me

First, I didn't know you were taking a bath

Second, I didn't know you were female

creep, you're unworthy as a monk,

you're obscene!

Enough, even a Buddha may flare up!

Udity doesn't count for much

Every creature is naked at birth

Have you seen a chicken or duck dressed

Buddha be praised!

The tree of spiritual awakening is no tree, nor is the mirror a substance

Nothingness won't get contaminated

I'm in no mood for your sutras I've already suffered

You're a creep, a real creep!

Miss Liu, if you deem that as a loss

come and feel me, knead me any way you like

come on

Scare me

chu

priest

I told you not to move around

priest,

that fairy in the portrait is smiling at me

chu, no ideas,

no illusions

Undesirable ideas breed illusions

What I saw didn't look like illusion

Men belong to earth; spirits belong to hell

The combination of the two is a bad omen

chu, you'd better forget what you've seen

priest,

you mean what I saw is real

priest, how can I ever see her again

Do me a favor, please

o, it's dangerous

I'm a wanderer with no worries; I'm not afraid

It could be fatal!

I'd die without regrets if I could see her once

Evil!

I'll help you so as not to go against Heaven's will

But you must promise me one thing

You must come back within 24 hours

Well, I promise

Don't take this as a precedent

If you hasn't returned when this incense burns out

you'll drift in the Void...

without ever getting back

Turn this holy wheel

Read this passage of sutras

and you can move freely

And when coming upon any danger

throw out the wheel and you'll be safe

Remember

Thank you

Use the master's gold body to turn the wheel

to enter the lifeless tunnel

Buddha be praised!

Hands off!

Don't do it, it's damned!

Let go!

Mr chu

How do you know my name

I'm Yun l-meng

My dad is a famous fortune teller

He can tell the past and predict the future

After reading my fortune, he told me

I'd come upon a disaster at 17

Don't cry. Confide it to me

He said I was fated to stay in hell for a period

before you'd appear to take me as your wife

Don't worry, I won't hurt you

Dad said my life is not yet over

After you marry me, your yang can help

bring me back to earth

Your ladyship

Where's l-meng

In the room opposite

Why didn't you announce the presence of a guest

I must host a feast for him tonight

Yes, your ladyship

Buddha be praised!

Please don't knock anymore, I beg you!

A monk is delighted...

by others reading sutras

Why are you an exception

You chanted and knocked all night,

disturbed my sleep

I won't do it anymore if

you tell me where chu chung is

What

Well, come with me

come, come

Where's he

As I told you repeatedly, he's walked into the wall

You're lying again

See for yourself

How can such a strong wall be penetrated

And I saw nothing inside from outside

You asked me but won't believe what I said

Have you heard of Hellgate

What Hellgate

No, but not much different from it

This painting is a crossing between earth and hell

Laymen like you won't understand

He entered it a long while ago He should return now

This question is difficult to answer

Don't you know the mess outside

The court changed...

its chicken farm policy

chu won't come out probably...

because he prefers to stay inside

Don't be silly, I was only joking

He'll come back for sure before the incense burns out

He won't forsake his life. Don't worry

They come and go freely, let it be

chu, you came from afar Let me toast you

in celebration

Thank you

Let's go over to tease him

Brother-in-law, sister, let's toast you

come on, drink with arms locked

Sister, brother's-in-law getting ruddy

chu, we're now of one family

Let me toast you

Your ladyship, I'm afraid master can't drink

Let me drink it for him

o, it's from Her ladyship to brother-in-law

Sister can't drink it for him

I should drink it to appreciate her kind thought

Brother-in-law, drink it, you won't get drunk

Brother-in-law, great!

I'm a bit drunk. I must return to retire

please

You go on

Brother-in-law, one more

Yes, one more

It's from me, drink it

Well, I drink

This is my toast

Take it easy

ot yet finished

Well, I drink

A good drinker

Take this too

Good

Master

Drink it now!

One more

You won't get drunk

Drink this quickly

come on, you're a good drinker

come on, finish this

How's it

Are you all right

Where's l-meng

Where's l-meng Tell me!

She was abducted by Old Demon chia Yuan,

whereabouts unknown

We're at a loss what to do

Where's chia Yuan Take me there right away

Here it is

Which evil dares to destroy my gold body

You not only defiled their virtue

but also abducted l-meng

Hand over l-meng quickly!

What did you say Which l-meng

o more nonsense with him He won't admit it for sure

Fight with him!

There's no grudge between us Why trying to kill me

You...

Your day is near

You don't understand

I know my sentimental brother-in-law...

has a strong yang

And only his blood...

can spoil your immortal body

and put you to death

I acted to set him up

I've endured you for long

You as a guardian angel

forbid us from doing this and that

As of now I'll be the master

After eating your flesh

I can get out of the portrait and rule the world

Now let me take you to hell

Don't!

Bring them back

Get up!

Go

Go!

Miss Liu, eat something first

o, thanks, I have no appetite

You must eat

priest, will he be in danger

Not now

You can't tell in four hours

Why

The power comes from this wheel

But there's a time limit

When the incense burns out, the hellgate closes

What if he can't come back

He'll be shuttling between earth and hell

He can't be a man or a ghost

priest, try something Let me bring him out

Stop dreaming, you're so fragile

After entering, you may not live to get out

You don't look well

Get out of here quick to avert the disaster

I won't, even at death I must wait for him to return

l-meng, you're beautiful

Let's play

come, come

Don't, keep away!

See you later

Keep away!

Load the blood

Let's play

Keep away!

Why am I not allowed to play

Your ladyship, the hand of chia Yuan

After another 49 days,

I can get out of the portrait

to rule the mundane world

Food is so coarse. Inedible!

Your ladyship, I've prepared good wine for you

Bring it quickly

Yes

Bring it quickly

Sister

She's staring at us. Let's act

or we can't get over. Come on

come on, let's play

Don't get me involved

Are you shy

Who'd play with you

Bring chu chung to my room right away

Yes

Her ladyship wants me to take him away

What are you doing Using me to kill again

chu, I know it was my fault

but if I don't obey her

we may both get killed

Don't think you can convince me with that

I know I can't possibly convince you

Well, let me take you out of the portrait

My wheel was taken away by her I can't leave

I'll get it back for you for sure

Why do you want to take him away

Fox, her ladyship ordered sister to take him away

Help me take him away

Yes

come in

Your ladyship, chu chung's here

Help him to bed

Yes

Why are you two coming in

To help you undress, your ladyship

Get out quick!

Are you deaf I told you to get out!

Yes

Sister, keep cool, don't be impulsive!

L-meng

l-meng

Sister

Don't!

What happened

We saw someone there when we rushed in

After him!

L-meng

cut it out! Let me take you away

You stand no chance once she returns

Look around over there

Yes

Hurry up!

Go

Sister, let me lure her away You go with brother-in-law

chun-meng

Get hold of them!

Yes

Help me turn the wheel

Use the master's gold body to turn the wheel

to enter the lifeless tunnel

Good!

It hurts!

Oh, no, finished!

Lmpossible, he'll be back for sure

Incredibly, here he is!

Chu, are you all right

priest, his body is burning. What now

He may have been hurt by chia Yuan It's finished

Anything serious, priest You must help him

chia Yuan's axe is a sacred item from Heaven

o layman can hold it because of its heavy yang content

unless...

Unless what

Unless you find a girl ready to

sacrifice her virginity to marry him

to squeeze his yang out That's the only ray of hope

But it could be dangerous

I'll help him

You

Right, I'll help him

Good, start now

These braziers are arrayed according to the Ursa constellation

They absorb the essence of sun, moon and the auras of Heaven and earth

proceed now

Show me how to do it

Ask the monk to show you

Wait. Let me think

Have you got any idea

Yes A monk has his six roots all cleansed

A layman's six roots are not clean

See if chu has got that "root"

Root

Like this

o, too terrible!

This will do more or less

I've found it. What then

Oh, what then

I see. When I was a neophyte

Some prostitutes arranged a religious service

That abbot put all the monks...

to the test

During the service, we all sat

with the "wooden fish" between our legs

It's just like that now

What's the idea

Those prostitutes wore sexy dresses

The abbot said the louder the sound

the lustier the sinning monk

What happened then

What happened During the service

Sounds could be heard loud and clear from every monk

Only the abbot. Silence

At first, we praised him for his endurance

But when he stood up, it was discovered

his staff had pierced the wooden fish

Why

Why It was stuck up by that root

Have you got anything with you like the wooden fish

You're evil. Enough, I understand

You asked me that Why call me evil

How's your wooden fish

I'm ashamed to say it

You must

Really

Yes

Well, listen

My wooden fish burst into pieces

So terrific

You don't believe it Don't ask then

It's important to save. Undress

l-meng

l-meng

l-meng

All right, be more intimate

l-meng

chu has hope now

Miss Liu, put on your clothes now

Good

Finished

Yes

Why has he not come to

It's not divine

ot so soon

How do you feel

I'm all right, but a bit tired

Only a bit

What do you say

Miss Liu, you must take a rest yourself too

I'll go and collect some herbs for him

He'll be all right. Don't worry

Take good care of him

l-meng

l-meng

l-meng, don't desert me

l-meng

l-meng, don't desert me!

Your ladyship, she's passing out

Splash to sober her up

Yes

Anyone with lusty desire will...

end up like her

Halt!

Who are you What's your relation to chu chung

I'm Liu Su-su, chu chung is my husband

You evils, you wreak havoc everywhere Let me go!

Or I'll kill you all!

This young lady talks big

Fox, teach her a lesson

Yes

Stop!

Dare you to talk big again

Take her to my bedroom and let me fix her

Yes

How are we to dispose of this tramp l-meng

confine her in prison right away

I'll eat her to go with my drink

l-meng

You laymen are a real nuisance

You turn down someone who loves you

and insist on getting the one who doesn't love you

You nearly lost your life for the sake of love

l-meng

ow you're getting me involved

Be nice and drink it

Where's l-meng

priest, where's l-meng

Damn you, you're heartless!

You're still thinking of her now

If Liu hadn't saved you...

with her virginity

you'd have been in hell

Su-su

How do you feel

A little pain

Triangular love is bad enough,

but you're torn between earth and hell

See how you can cope with it

What has become of you

I was used by an old lady to kill chia Yuan

Did you kill him

Yes

That's serious, you've even killed chia Yuan

It's going to be upside-down in hell

What sort of a person is that old lady

She's not human, she's a wolf with 1,000 years' practice

Only chia Yuan can overpower her

Miss Liu's disaster is not yet over

priest, where's Su-su

Why ask her since you don't love her

Let her go where she likes

Where on earth is she

It's sexual love again

I must thank mammy for having

made me a monk so early in my life

Don't talk nonsense now

I talk nonsense

I climbed up mountains picking herbs for you

and you said I'm talking nonsense

I know your noble personality but I miss Su-su

Where's she

come with me

Only this little bit

priest

Don't count me in. I won't go to hell

They've both saved me once

If we can't get in, they'll die for sure

It's fate

You can't help it if they want to die

Don't let me be buried with them

You're a Buddhist and you won't care to help

You can't go against Heaven, understand

Bring me the wheel

Don't, don't be crafty!

Don't, you may die!

What now

I told you against getting in to get killed

but you won't listen

But it's a fact I haven't had enough

Dying this way...

is unfair to myself

priest, don't you care about l-meng and Su-su

Let's all die together

Hold that wheel

Disobey and you suffer right away!

Wait

Buddha be praised!

Yu-meng, it's you!

Brother-in-law, let me go first

o, who knows if she's good or evil

ever mind

o more nonsense, I'll take you to help sister

l-meng, you are so tender-skinned

What a pity if you were eaten by that old woman

Marry me, and I'll beg mercy from her

Open up. I got orders to take her away

Yes

Let me go!

Sin, sin!

Priest, are you all right

Yes

You know a lady named Liu Su-su

Yes, she sacrificed her life to save chu

You're...

The Reverend Wick

Buddha be praised!

Miss Liu was captured Go and help her quick!

But...

But what

That old hag has eaten chia Yuan's flesh and increased her power

We may not be able to overpower her

In any case, we'll fight

Follow me

Fight lt'd be death for sure

Wait for me

Let me go!

Let me go!

Help!

You won't suffer much if you're nice

Don't, don't!

Take me to bed

Take you to bed

Don't you know I have ESp Look

Hold it

Hold it

Wait

chu, don't let it burn out

My life now depends on you

How am I to contact you

In a word, that lamp mustn't burn out

Be careful

Who is it

Your ladyship, it's me

come on, come and join in the fun

Big woman What a sin!

What a smell!

When did you last wash your feet

It stinks!

Who'd enter hell if I don't

I'm damned to be a monk

ow my life's practice is gone!

What is it

It stinks, it's sort of wet

It stinks. I'll kick you dead

Damn, damn!

I'll kill you!

L-meng, are you all right

Yes. Go and help Liu first

Master

Excuse me

Who are you come out quickly!

Devil, lay down your sword and be saintly!

Otherwise, your thousand years' practice is gone now!

Don't think...

I can't cope with you when you're inside

Wait and see

Diarrhoea, finished!

What a pity! Hurting yourself

l-meng

Run, run quickly!

Run!

Use the master's gold body to turn the wheel

to enter the lifeless tunnel

Oh, no more oil!

Hold it

Master

catch

Kill that devil or I'm finished

come on!

I don't want to die here That'll deny me Heaven

Try to burn her with fire

pour the oil quickly

Light the fire!

Help me, Buddha!

Su-su

How are you, Su-su

Miss Liu

Don't be sad. I didn't know that

we couldn't go against nature

cut it out!

I'd die in peace if you were all right

No, you won't die

Miss Liu

l-meng, are you all right

l-meng

Yin and yang are different We must part anyway

ever

Take care!

Ever!

Su-su

Miss Liu

Su-su

l-meng

We won't part, we won't

l-meng

So luck's with me

priest

chu, you're out

Miss Liu really is...

We can't go against Heaven Buddha be praised!

Priest, l-meng may evaporate in no time

Try to help her now!

Chu, don't worry

A mundane being sacrifices oneself for you

One in hell returns to earth...

and is reborn

It's a swap between hell and earth

chu, fortune did smile on you

By dint of your strong yang and true love

you can shuttle between earth and hell

and bring l-meng back to earth

Buddha be praised!

Thank you, priest

Don't mention it

It's better to be an earthly man

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