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FITZ:
Life is a million fucking roads
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with only one destination, kids.
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The big sleep, deadsville.
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Population: everyone.
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Take it from Fitzy.
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You only get one real advantagewhen you're behind the wheel.
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You get to choosewhere you want to go.
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And the radio station.
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What the fuck?
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Fast-track to awesome!
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Why take Gumdrop Lane
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when you can bury the pedalon Highway 69?
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What?
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Where the hell am I?
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This isn't Highway 69.
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What the fuck?
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What the fuck?
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What the fuck?!
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Sync & corrected by honeybunny
www.addic7ed.com
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Without you
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I'd find my smile
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Without you
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I'd have won by a mile
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Without you
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Oh, life would be so grand
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Without you
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I'm half a man
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Without you
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Without you
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Without you
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I'm tripping, that's it!
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Only one way to come down from
a bad batch of fucked-up!
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Oh, come on!
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Come on, where's my stash?
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You won't find alcohol
or drugs here, Richard.
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Jesus, Larry!
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How can you rag on my vices
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when you keep hiding my fucking vices?
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I don't know how to say this.
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Less saying,
more looking for my drugs.
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I think we're dead.
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No, Richard, it's not a dream.
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Don't you remember?
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Your crash, the head injury?
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You weren't even in the car with me!
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Unless I crashed into you.
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Please tell me I crashed into you!
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You fell!
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And when you died, I died too.
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'Cause I'm your conscience.
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I'm a part of you.
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I'm just sorry it took your demise
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to prove what I've known
this whole time.
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You? No booze?
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You?
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So, this is hell!
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STRANGE VOICE:
Dream on, kid!
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You're not there yet.
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FITZ:
Holy shit!
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Nicky Vebronsky!
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In the flesh.
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Flesh?
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But aren't we dead?
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Who's Mr. Specific?
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Oh, I'm Larry!
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He's nobody.
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Vebronsky, the commission king!
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Summer of love,
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68 heaps in one afternoon
and they never saw you again.
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They said you made a deal
with the devil.
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Or I'm just that good.
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You sold a tank to a hippie.
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You sold a Volkswagen to a rabbi.
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Don't forget the kid
I took as collateral.
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Fuck, man!
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You're an inspiration!
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They said you were a charmer, Fitz.
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You know who I am?
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He knows who I am!
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Why do you think I'm here?
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Someone of your stature
gets the VIP treatment.
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Top-of-the-line spirit guide!
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Oh, Richard!
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A dead used car salesman
is your spirit guide?
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I'm sorry, I failed you!
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I tried so hard
to keep you out of hell,
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and now here we are!
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Once more for the cheap seats,
this ain't hell.
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Oh, so...
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so we're in purgatory?
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The waiting room of the afterlife.
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Come on, let me show you around.
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See what I can interest you
with today.
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What's your poison, Fitz?
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Dealer's choice, I trust you.
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Let's get started on the paperwork!
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Finally!
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Tip of the iceberg, kid!
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Albertan?
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What, are you trying to kill me?
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If you want the top-shelf stuff,
you got to head downstairs.
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Ring-a-ding-ding,
let's go!
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Richard, I think we should keep
our options open.
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Maybe heaven has alcohol too,
or something better!
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Like... love?
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(Laughing)
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Hey, who's the spirit guide here?
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Well, if hell is so much fun,
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then why aren't you there, mister?
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You had me at top-shelf.
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This way, pal!
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Yeah!
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Wait up!
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Look, Fitz, I know
you're the real deal,
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but we can't do business
until you ankle that Edsel.
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I'm working on it!
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I know you are.
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Look, take a look around,
get a feel for the place.
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Give me a shout.
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How will I find you?
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You don't find Vebronsky, kid.
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Vebronsky finds you.
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And if you do get to hell,
tell them Nicky sent you.
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Make sure they get it on the books.
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Wheels up!
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No, no, she's not a woman.
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She's a succubus, a sexual demon.
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It's a trick!
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And my stewardess for all eternity.
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Ring-a-ding-ding!
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They prefer the term
"flight attendant."
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(Music playing, moaning)
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Welcome to hell.
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Ban on all outside food and beverage,
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recording devices... hope.
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ANNOUNCER:
We got a great show for you tonight!
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Poison-hot cuties
all lined up!
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Holy shit!
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Hell is the Rat Pack lounge
of my dreams!
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Hey, easy buddy!
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Vebronsky sent me!
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You're not on the list.
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Oh, thank God!
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Hey, give me some scratch.
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I'm sure we can work out
this little oversight.
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I don't want money.
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I'm a sodomy demon.
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Take him.
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Uh, no, thank you very much!
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Oh, come on, buddy!
Work with me!
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I'm a prick!
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I've been a prick my whole life!
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What's a guy got to do
to get on that list?
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Richard, I think I know why
they're not letting you in.
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Really?
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Illuminate me,
fuck-tard!
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The dead, Richard!
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Only the dead get into hell.
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Don't you see?
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We're not dead!
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We're still alive, whoo!
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Caucasian male, late 30s.
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Blunt-force trauma
to the back of the head.
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Uh, breathing shallow,
pupils non-responsive.
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Signs of extensive drug
and alcohol abuse.
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Possible brain damage, over.
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Brain damage?
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How can you be so calm?
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Ativan.
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Lady, this man's life is at stake,
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and you may be the key
to his survival!
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We're doing all we can here, okay?
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Maybe your friend should learn
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that the speed limit
is not a suggestion.
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Now is not the time
for judgements, missy!
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I need you to emotionally invest
in this situation.
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Put these on.
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Of course, anything!
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Don't tell me how to do my job!
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Hey!
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(Sirens blaring)
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Oh, ah!
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(Crying)
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What the fuck's your problem?
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Fitzy!
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(Making exploding noise)
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He's in the "whee-ooh!"
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I think he may be--
he could be--
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My son is dead?
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Fitzy's dead?
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Oh, buddy!
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You really think this is a good idea?
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Fucking brakes, man!
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Why, Fitzy, why!
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Cousin, cousin!
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Our prayers have been answered.
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Richard Fitzpatrick has died
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in a flaming ball of twisted metal!
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The ne'er-do-well
prince is dead?
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The kingdom is weakening!
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Step one on our plans
towards automotive domination!
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And the king is old.
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And in today's economy,
he could use some help
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with his mid-level
retirement plans.
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Courtesy of the Ruptal world, huh?
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Soon, cousin, all of this,
all of it will be ours!
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Glory be!
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Vebronsky!
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Vebronsky?
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Aw, come on, man!
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You're supposed to be my spirit guide!
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Don't leave me hanging!
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Richard, he's not coming
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because you don't need a spirit guide.
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And once we're back
to the land of the living,
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we can focus on making you
a better person.
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Oh, maybe we'll go organic!
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Fuck that!
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I've seen hell, and it's awesome, man!
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It's time Fitzy gets
rewarded for his sins!
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But how do you know it's
not the old bait and switch?
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Lure you in, and then
presto-chango,
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submit you to an eternity
of genital torture?
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Giddy-up!
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This isn't just your eternity
we're talking about here!
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Fitz!
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You've already ruined my life.
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You're not ruining my afterlife!
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Vebronsky!
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(Sound of keys typing)
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Fitzy?
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What are you doing here?
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You're supposed to be
drinking 80-proof
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and getting a lap dance
from Lucrezia Borgia.
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Apparently, they're prejudiced.
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Said I wasn't on the list
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because I'm not dead, or some shit.
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Fuck!
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Ah, I've seen this before.
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You can't die 'cause
your soul's in turmoil.
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Fuck turmoil.
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I'm all soul, and I know
exactly what I want.
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But Larry doesn't.
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You telling me that fucker
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actually has something
to do with this?
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He's a part of you, man.
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I can't make that shit up!
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Oh, well, that wasn't
the stairway to heaven.
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Once again, here you are
to fuck things up!
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Or I'm traversing the bowels
of eternity trying to save you,
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and make things better for us.
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Why you always got to try
and ruin my fun?
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If you hadn't got into
that infernal car--
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It was your fucking idea!
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Do you know how hard
this is for me, Richard?
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I'm a busy man!
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And as your spirit guide,
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I got to insist that you sort out
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this whole two-bodies,
one-soul bullshit.
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And how would you suggest we do that?
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With magic tricks?
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I love magic tricks!
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Card game.
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If Fitzy wins, you both agree
to go to hell.
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If I win, mister,
we go somewhere less hot.
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Not going to happen.
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All right, we got a deal!
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Standard dealer's contract,
initial here, here and here.
269
00:12:31,536 --> 00:12:35,706
So, uh, what's it going to be?
270
00:12:35,707 --> 00:12:37,474
Go Fish? Canasta?
271
00:12:42,713 --> 00:12:44,881
No, we're going to play a man's game.
272
00:12:44,882 --> 00:12:47,083
Five-card stud.
273
00:12:47,084 --> 00:12:48,417
Oh, what version?
274
00:12:48,418 --> 00:12:50,954
Jackpots, double draw,
California lowball,
275
00:12:50,955 --> 00:12:52,655
London lowball, little Chicago,
Terracina, shifting sands,
276
00:12:52,656 --> 00:12:54,356
razz, Mississippi stud,
277
00:12:54,357 --> 00:12:56,057
and my personal favourite, the bitch!
278
00:12:56,058 --> 00:12:58,259
Impressive.
279
00:12:58,260 --> 00:12:59,795
What?
280
00:12:59,796 --> 00:13:02,498
You know poker, so I know poker!
281
00:13:02,499 --> 00:13:03,565
Deal.
282
00:13:03,566 --> 00:13:05,734
Enjoying your sandwich?
283
00:13:05,735 --> 00:13:10,471
Gunshot wound, bus crash, twins.
284
00:13:10,472 --> 00:13:11,873
How is your day going?
285
00:13:11,874 --> 00:13:12,940
My day?
286
00:13:12,941 --> 00:13:15,175
Try the last three months, lady.
287
00:13:15,176 --> 00:13:18,245
A carnie fortune-teller
told Richard he'd be murdered,
288
00:13:18,246 --> 00:13:19,914
and when we couldn't find his killer,
289
00:13:19,915 --> 00:13:22,316
he decided to jazz up his obituary
290
00:13:22,317 --> 00:13:24,184
by breaking the county speed record.
291
00:13:24,185 --> 00:13:25,852
Why don't we just skip ahead
to the injury?
292
00:13:25,853 --> 00:13:27,153
I tried to stop him,
293
00:13:27,154 --> 00:13:31,190
and so he changed his route
and then he crashed.
294
00:13:31,191 --> 00:13:35,461
And then, I tied his shoe,
and that made him...
295
00:13:35,462 --> 00:13:37,030
Uh-huh?
296
00:13:37,031 --> 00:13:41,834
I insisted we track down his killer.
297
00:13:41,835 --> 00:13:44,302
I forced him to change his route!
298
00:13:44,303 --> 00:13:45,671
I tied his shoe!
299
00:13:45,672 --> 00:13:47,205
And now, you're cutting off
his oxygen.
300
00:13:47,206 --> 00:13:48,206
Hmm?
301
00:13:48,207 --> 00:13:50,509
Oh!
302
00:13:50,510 --> 00:13:51,777
It's all my fault!
303
00:13:51,778 --> 00:13:54,547
Here's to Richard Fitzpatrick.
304
00:13:54,548 --> 00:13:56,481
May his jinx die with him.
305
00:13:56,482 --> 00:13:58,516
How many more times
are you going to say that today?
306
00:13:58,517 --> 00:14:00,384
As many times as I have to!
307
00:14:03,455 --> 00:14:05,122
Vodka, straight up.
308
00:14:05,123 --> 00:14:07,025
No booze for Legs!
She's pregnant.
309
00:14:07,026 --> 00:14:08,392
I'm not making
the same mistake with you
310
00:14:08,393 --> 00:14:10,294
as I did with those
other two Mongoloids.
311
00:14:10,295 --> 00:14:11,930
If that means you being
locked up in a box
312
00:14:11,931 --> 00:14:13,397
under my bed for nine months,
so be it.
313
00:14:13,398 --> 00:14:15,599
Oh, I terminated the pregnancy.
314
00:14:19,470 --> 00:14:22,238
You're not going to say anything?
315
00:14:22,239 --> 00:14:24,942
What is it with you broads
and talking?
316
00:14:24,943 --> 00:14:26,043
It's over, move on.
317
00:14:26,044 --> 00:14:27,611
I have.
318
00:14:27,612 --> 00:14:30,279
My letter of resignation
is on your desk.
319
00:14:33,717 --> 00:14:36,752
You know, your son never had a chance.
320
00:14:36,753 --> 00:14:38,955
That crash didn't kill him.
321
00:14:38,956 --> 00:14:40,790
His family did.
322
00:14:47,129 --> 00:14:49,230
He's paying.
323
00:14:57,506 --> 00:15:00,408
Do these chips represent
all the bad things I've done?
324
00:15:00,409 --> 00:15:03,176
And those are the bad things
done to you.
325
00:15:04,946 --> 00:15:08,716
I'll open with the women
I've fucked over.
326
00:15:08,717 --> 00:15:11,785
I will call with the one woman
who effed you over.
327
00:15:15,556 --> 00:15:17,924
One.
328
00:15:17,925 --> 00:15:19,993
I will take three.
329
00:15:25,699 --> 00:15:26,866
Let's make things interesting.
330
00:15:26,867 --> 00:15:31,303
Timmy, the boy I wedgied in daycare.
331
00:15:31,304 --> 00:15:35,573
Jan, the girl who shaved your
eyebrow in seventh grade.
332
00:15:35,574 --> 00:15:39,577
Full house, 10s over queens.
333
00:15:39,578 --> 00:15:41,113
Jacks over kings.
334
00:15:41,114 --> 00:15:44,382
Goody!
335
00:15:44,383 --> 00:15:45,984
Ugh!
336
00:15:45,985 --> 00:15:49,587
Deal!
337
00:15:49,588 --> 00:15:50,788
(Machines beeping)
338
00:15:50,789 --> 00:15:53,257
What's happening?
339
00:15:53,258 --> 00:15:54,458
He's convulsing.
340
00:15:54,459 --> 00:15:55,826
Well, what does that mean?
341
00:15:55,827 --> 00:15:56,761
It means I don't get
to finish my sandwich.
342
00:15:56,762 --> 00:15:58,495
What?
343
00:15:58,496 --> 00:16:01,132
Clear!
344
00:16:01,133 --> 00:16:04,234
All right, gents, let's see
what lady luck has to offer.
345
00:16:04,235 --> 00:16:06,036
Every lemon I ever sold.
346
00:16:06,037 --> 00:16:09,139
I will call.
Royal flush!
347
00:16:09,140 --> 00:16:11,074
Fuck me!
348
00:16:11,075 --> 00:16:13,209
I see your credit card scam
349
00:16:13,210 --> 00:16:15,712
with your father's punishment
of your perceived weaknesses.
350
00:16:15,713 --> 00:16:17,346
You going to let him
treat you that way?
351
00:16:17,347 --> 00:16:18,715
Like a girl?
Is that what you are?
352
00:16:18,716 --> 00:16:20,216
I call.
353
00:16:20,217 --> 00:16:22,384
I fold.
354
00:16:22,385 --> 00:16:23,919
That's my boy.
355
00:16:23,920 --> 00:16:25,921
Two pair, aces high.
356
00:16:25,922 --> 00:16:27,156
Look at that!
357
00:16:27,157 --> 00:16:28,691
I got the exact same hand as you.
358
00:16:28,692 --> 00:16:30,726
I thought you were a player.
359
00:16:30,727 --> 00:16:33,528
I'm all in.
360
00:16:33,529 --> 00:16:36,598
Gentlemen, the chips are down.
361
00:16:39,935 --> 00:16:42,804
You know, you just
inherited Fitz's tab.
362
00:16:42,805 --> 00:16:44,105
Heh, heh!
363
00:16:44,106 --> 00:16:45,707
Like fuck I did!
364
00:16:49,945 --> 00:16:52,780
What do you taco benders want?
365
00:16:52,781 --> 00:16:56,817
You are a very amusing man,
Mr. Fitzpatrick.
366
00:16:56,818 --> 00:17:01,788
A man who deserves much more
than disrespect and ill-fortune.
367
00:17:01,789 --> 00:17:03,556
Which is why we come
to you with an offer
368
00:17:03,557 --> 00:17:06,727
that even a man of your
much-disputed greatness
369
00:17:06,728 --> 00:17:09,795
would be a fool to refuse.
370
00:17:14,500 --> 00:17:17,502
My office, tomorrow, 3 o'clock.
371
00:17:37,923 --> 00:17:39,423
One.
372
00:17:43,995 --> 00:17:46,063
I am fine.
373
00:17:54,572 --> 00:17:56,640
Four kings.
374
00:18:03,313 --> 00:18:04,881
You win.
375
00:18:04,882 --> 00:18:06,948
(Laughing)
376
00:18:10,353 --> 00:18:11,587
Yes!
377
00:18:11,588 --> 00:18:12,621
I'm going to hell!
378
00:18:12,622 --> 00:18:15,391
Signed, sealed and delivered.
379
00:18:15,392 --> 00:18:17,225
We are going to hell,
380
00:18:17,226 --> 00:18:18,860
and it's going to be fucking awesome!
381
00:18:18,861 --> 00:18:21,962
(Laughing)
382
00:18:21,963 --> 00:18:25,600
No, it's not.
383
00:18:25,601 --> 00:18:30,672
(Laughing)
384
00:18:39,880 --> 00:18:44,851
(Machine flat-lining)
385
00:18:44,852 --> 00:18:45,985
You can slow down!
386
00:18:45,986 --> 00:18:47,421
That's it?
387
00:18:47,422 --> 00:18:49,623
I would apologize, but according
to our legal department,
388
00:18:49,624 --> 00:18:52,158
that might be construed as
an admission of culpability.
389
00:18:52,159 --> 00:18:53,726
But he can't be dead!
390
00:18:53,727 --> 00:18:55,294
Richard!
391
00:18:55,295 --> 00:18:56,829
Richard, you can't be dead!
392
00:18:56,830 --> 00:18:57,830
Because I'm not dead!
393
00:18:57,831 --> 00:19:00,333
Live, Richard, live!
394
00:19:02,902 --> 00:19:06,171
Heh, heh!
395
00:19:06,172 --> 00:19:08,841
See you again, sweetheart!
396
00:19:08,842 --> 00:19:10,642
You cheated me!
397
00:19:10,643 --> 00:19:12,610
King of commission baby!
398
00:19:12,611 --> 00:19:14,779
You know what kind of coin
the big guy would pay
399
00:19:14,780 --> 00:19:16,448
for a bastard like you?
400
00:19:16,449 --> 00:19:18,182
We're talking about
a brand-new motor home.
401
00:19:18,183 --> 00:19:19,617
And when I say motor home,
402
00:19:19,618 --> 00:19:21,686
I mean solid-gold tits
for days.
403
00:19:21,687 --> 00:19:22,987
You fucker!
404
00:19:22,988 --> 00:19:24,789
Us tin-slingers are supposed
to stick together!
405
00:19:24,790 --> 00:19:26,189
Vebronsky doesn't do partners.
406
00:19:26,190 --> 00:19:28,091
Unlike you!
407
00:19:28,092 --> 00:19:29,460
Have fun, kid.
408
00:19:29,461 --> 00:19:31,428
Oh, we will.
409
00:19:34,165 --> 00:19:35,866
One last chip.
410
00:19:35,867 --> 00:19:37,368
You went south on us?
411
00:19:37,369 --> 00:19:39,370
You sneaky fuck, that's cheating!
412
00:19:39,371 --> 00:19:42,104
No, no, that's just
my insurance policy,
413
00:19:42,105 --> 00:19:43,973
for Richard's own good.
414
00:19:43,974 --> 00:19:46,442
I suspected Nicky Vebronsky
of treachery
415
00:19:46,443 --> 00:19:47,943
from the moment we met,
416
00:19:47,944 --> 00:19:50,613
and when it became obvious you
were blinded by his charms--
417
00:19:50,614 --> 00:19:52,181
Blah, blah, blah!
418
00:19:52,182 --> 00:19:53,716
No need to get testy!
419
00:19:53,717 --> 00:19:55,251
What do you say, Fitz?
420
00:19:55,252 --> 00:19:58,487
One last hand, winner take all.
421
00:19:58,488 --> 00:20:01,690
My eternal damnation
for a set of gold ti??
422
00:20:01,691 --> 00:20:03,958
Give me that fucking chip, Larry!
423
00:20:03,959 --> 00:20:06,995
No, Richard.
424
00:20:06,996 --> 00:20:08,930
It's all we have left,
425
00:20:08,931 --> 00:20:12,033
and your soul is far
too valuable to gamble.
426
00:20:19,541 --> 00:20:22,976
BOTH:
No!
427
00:20:26,981 --> 00:20:29,349
(Blowing air)
428
00:20:29,350 --> 00:20:31,584
Get the fuck off me, fruit bar!
429
00:20:31,585 --> 00:20:33,319
You're alive!
You're alive!
430
00:20:33,320 --> 00:20:34,954
Ow, ow, Larry!
My ribs!
431
00:20:34,955 --> 00:20:36,923
Sorry, sorry!
432
00:20:36,924 --> 00:20:39,826
Put the sirens back on.
433
00:20:39,827 --> 00:20:42,762
(Sirens blaring)
434
00:20:42,763 --> 00:20:46,164
Oh, Jesus Christ, fuck!
435
00:20:46,165 --> 00:20:47,966
Keep breathing!
436
00:20:53,372 --> 00:20:55,574
My brother's dead.
437
00:20:55,575 --> 00:20:58,644
Wow, I thought I would feel...
something.
438
00:21:01,080 --> 00:21:05,182
Great.
439
00:21:05,183 --> 00:21:06,717
Ugh!
440
00:21:06,718 --> 00:21:08,653
You know what kind of month
I've had, asshole?
441
00:21:08,654 --> 00:21:11,956
Drop the gun!
Drop it!
442
00:21:11,957 --> 00:21:13,958
You're cute.
443
00:21:13,959 --> 00:21:15,125
Too bad I have to kill you.
444
00:21:15,126 --> 00:21:16,427
It's nothing personal!
445
00:21:16,428 --> 00:21:17,895
I was told to send a message
to your brother.
446
00:21:17,896 --> 00:21:20,297
Bad move, moron.
447
00:21:20,298 --> 00:21:22,899
My brother doesn't give a shit
about me!
448
00:21:22,900 --> 00:21:24,301
Especially since he's dead.
449
00:21:24,302 --> 00:21:26,270
He's not dead.
450
00:21:26,271 --> 00:21:29,106
What the fuck you talking about?
451
00:21:29,107 --> 00:21:31,008
Ambulance drivers, all Lebanese.
452
00:21:31,009 --> 00:21:32,276
Your brother is still alive.
453
00:21:32,277 --> 00:21:34,777
Son of a bitch!
454
00:21:34,778 --> 00:21:35,878
Nobody tells me anything around here!
455
00:21:35,879 --> 00:21:37,447
My father's the same way!
456
00:21:37,448 --> 00:21:38,714
And my mother, goddamn it!
457
00:21:38,715 --> 00:21:40,283
You have a talent.
458
00:21:40,284 --> 00:21:42,085
You've seen me dance?
459
00:21:42,086 --> 00:21:46,489
If you let me go,
460
00:21:46,490 --> 00:21:49,125
may I interest you in employment?
461
00:21:49,126 --> 00:21:51,559
Keep talking.
462
00:21:56,432 --> 00:21:59,067
That's phenomenal, Richard.
463
00:21:59,068 --> 00:22:00,768
Get your hands off me!
464
00:22:00,769 --> 00:22:03,071
While I was saving you in real life,
465
00:22:03,072 --> 00:22:04,873
I was also saving you in your dream.
466
00:22:04,874 --> 00:22:07,008
Yeah, whoopty-doo.
467
00:22:07,009 --> 00:22:08,376
Oh, that's okay, buddy.
468
00:22:08,377 --> 00:22:09,410
I know it's hard for you
to show gratitude.
469
00:22:09,411 --> 00:22:10,544
But you know what?
470
00:22:10,545 --> 00:22:12,579
The fact that you're still breathing,
471
00:22:12,580 --> 00:22:14,648
that's all the thanks I need.
472
00:22:14,649 --> 00:22:16,817
I was wrong;
this is my hell.
473
00:22:16,818 --> 00:22:18,319
Hey, Richard?
474
00:22:18,320 --> 00:22:21,088
You know the funniest thing
about all this?
475
00:22:21,089 --> 00:22:22,222
No, Larry, tell me.
476
00:22:22,223 --> 00:22:23,423
What's the funniest thing
477
00:22:23,424 --> 00:22:25,091
about the fact
that a almost died today?
478
00:22:25,092 --> 00:22:27,027
Well, for a minute there,
479
00:22:27,028 --> 00:22:30,096
I actually thought that I was
your shadowy figure.
480
00:22:35,002 --> 00:22:38,137
Hmm, look at that.
481
00:22:38,138 --> 00:22:41,973
Yellow paint on my Italian
leather gloves.
482
00:22:41,974 --> 00:22:43,442
It's kind of like the paint
483
00:22:43,443 --> 00:22:45,177
that was used to deface our mural.
484
00:22:45,178 --> 00:22:46,811
But that's silly!
485
00:22:46,812 --> 00:22:48,347
Next thing you know,
I'll be accusing myself
486
00:22:48,348 --> 00:22:50,315
of digging up Babs Devon's grave!
487
00:22:50,316 --> 00:22:52,384
Mud?
488
00:22:55,687 --> 00:23:00,358
My God, that could be
from Babs Devon's grave!
489
00:23:00,359 --> 00:23:05,296
And my size 13 boot!
490
00:23:05,297 --> 00:23:08,933
But how could I be running
around sabotaging you?
491
00:23:08,934 --> 00:23:10,800
You can't be, Larry.
492
00:23:10,801 --> 00:23:12,302
That's fucking retarded!
493
00:23:12,303 --> 00:23:13,303
What's next?
494
00:23:13,304 --> 00:23:15,372
You shot the mommy video too?
495
00:23:18,976 --> 00:23:21,178
My God!
496
00:23:21,179 --> 00:23:23,213
Why do we always hurt the ones
we love the most?
497
00:23:23,214 --> 00:23:25,348
You just saved me, moron!
498
00:23:25,349 --> 00:23:26,549
Only so I could kill you tomorrow,
499
00:23:26,550 --> 00:23:27,649
on the beaver moon!
500
00:23:27,650 --> 00:23:29,452
Oh, for fuck's sake!
501
00:23:29,453 --> 00:23:32,321
Well, I guess you better
get out of my life then!
502
00:23:32,322 --> 00:23:36,525
You're right.
503
00:23:36,526 --> 00:23:38,594
I will!
504
00:23:41,664 --> 00:23:42,730
Forever.
505
00:23:42,731 --> 00:23:44,499
Forever'd be good.
506
00:23:48,404 --> 00:23:50,705
Goodbye, Richard.
507
00:24:12,494 --> 00:24:16,996
We're almost out of milk,
508
00:24:16,997 --> 00:24:20,166
and the toilet paper's under the sink.
509
00:24:26,039 --> 00:24:29,675
My God.
510
00:24:29,676 --> 00:24:32,744
Is he really fucking serious
this time?
511
00:24:40,001 --> 00:24:50,954
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