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Previously on "Brothers & Sisters"...
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are you running for president?
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Why,yes,I am,ms. Walker.
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Don't begrudge me being hungry for a little bit of adult company.
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You're looking for something.I'm not engh forou.
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My husband kept a daughter from me and now you hang out with her?
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Did you honestly think I wouldn't meet her?
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She's my sister.
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I'm kinda used to being the bad influence around here.
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There's a new black sheep in town.
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-You have a gay brother?
-Yeah.
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Is he single?
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Kitty,do you want both of o brothers to kill you?
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Maybe you just haven't found the right... dude yet.
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What if chad was the right guy?
What if I pushed him away?
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During theescue...on the helicopter...
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It's all a blur.I let people people what they wanted...
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that I was a hero.I'm not.
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These are all the senator's college friends and roommates.
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Just debrief everybody,
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-make sure there won't be any surpses later in the campaign.
-Well,what kind of surprises?
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You know,bimbo eruptions,drug experimentation,
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bad real estate des--not that he's done any of that.
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This is about uncovering anything innocent
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that could be twisted into a smear campaign by an opponent.
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Swift boating.
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The only way to fight it is to get our facts in place
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so we can quickly refute disinformation before it gets any traction.
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Turns out I hate politics.
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-Who are you vetting?
-The family.
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I just snt two days getting an earful from the ex-wife.
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Really? Really?
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-And that file would be...
-encrypted.
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Ah. Oh,all right.
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Well,good thinking.
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Yeah. Okay,well,enjoy.
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Yeah. Yeah,whoopeE.
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So no drugs,no cating on exams,no hazing rituals?
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Mnh. Not tt I saw.
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Mm-hmm. Is there--is there anything that you could think of
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that could possibly embarrass the senator?
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Mm. He wet the bed a fetimes.
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For real? No!
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oh,that was a good one.
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Wet the bed,wet the bed--did he wet the bed?
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Oh,yeah. Yeah. Oh,we used to take baths together.
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That part I don't remember so well,but,uh,I got pictures.
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Pic... do you mean the--
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was that some sort of fraternity brother kind of thing?
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No.It was more of a brother/brother kind of thing.
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I'm jason... mccallister,bobby's younger brotR.
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oh,my god.I guess I'm--I'm in the wrong office.
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I-I was supposed to be interviewing the fraternity brother and--
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oh,my god,oh,my god,you're the gay brother!
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-You're kitty.
-Yeah. Oh,god,it's so--
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it's so great to finally meet you.
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So nice to meet you.
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Ah,I looked for you at the announcement.
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My,uh,my brother has a lot of nice things to say about you.
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Did he tell you that I have a gay brother?
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-No,but congratulations.
-Thank you,thank you.
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Now this isn't official,
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but,um,are you in a relationship right now?
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Are you crazy?
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Didn't your brother give you the "just because I'm gay
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doesn't mean you fix me up with every gay guy you meet" speech?
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I am very discriminating.
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And what is the harm if kevin and jason haen to have a cup of coffee together?
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Kitty,our lives are complicated enough.
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We already have romance and work overlapping.
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Let'not bring our families into it.
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Well,I actually think it'll go a long way with making
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my brother feel comfortable with our relationship,personal and professional.
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And what about my relationship with my brother?
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From what I hear,kevin's a serialater.
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no. No,no.
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He just--he just,you know,couldn't--no,no.
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He was just picking the wrong guys.
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Please,kitty.
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You used the phrase,and I'm quoting here,"man-whore."
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I did not.
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I-I want you to promise me.
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I want you to say the words--"no setups."
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-no setups.
-Thank you.
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-How'd the vetting sessn go?
-Fine.
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Nothing of consequence.
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You know,you really do have loyal... friends.
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What?
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I'm sorry,but I-I really feel like I have to ask this.
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The... the helicopter incident in kuwait,
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does anybody else know?
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Does anybody else know what really happened?
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No.Just you.
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You didn'tell your wife or your--your brher or--
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there was one other person in the cockpit,my copilot,and he's dd.
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-Nora,look at the size of tt thing.
-Yes,I see.
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That must weigh 35 pounds.
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That's why I brought you,saul.
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-You are my sherpa.
-I see.
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-nora,saul,how are you?
-Good.
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What can I get for you?
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I want that big,beautiful easter turkey right there.
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-Oh,don't hate me,okay?
-why?
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Last two turkeys in the shop,they're both reserved.
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Who reserves meat?
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Hey,you know what? We just got some beautiful ducks in.
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-You'll love them.
-ducks?
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-They're wonderful--
-ducks for easter?
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Oh,fine. Fine.
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-I don't want duc
-ducks for easter. Fine,fine.
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Duck is fatty.
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this is what I wanted.
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-Crap.
-What?
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It's that insufferable miranda jones and her husband.
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-Where is she?
-Don't look. Don't look!
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I'm not looking. She's not insufferable. She's fine.
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-She's not so bad.
-Nora?
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-Miranda,hi!
-Nora! How are yo
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oh,my goodness.
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-great to see you.
-Good tsee you.
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Hey,saul.
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Oh,it's been so long,
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are you getting your easter dinner?
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Oh,well,it's not a dinner so much as a convention.
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Oh,yeah. All the kids are coming in.
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The five of them...Grandchildren in town.
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All 15 of them.
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-15?
-Yes.
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Well,I hope you weren't expecting turkey,
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'cause they seem to have all gone quickly this year.
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Oh,they always do. That's why I make a reservation.
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mrs. Jones,I'll have your turkeys wrapped and ready to go in a minute.
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Thank you.
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Here's your duck.
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you kids haven't even touched your duck.
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Are these the same ducks as the ones in the park,grandma?
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No,sweetheart,no,no,no.
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They're very different ducks.
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But they were alive at one time,right?
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Quack!Quack,quack,quack!
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paige,you don't have to eat your duck,
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but please eat your rice and your potato.
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But the duck's touching the ce and the potatoes.
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-Paige victoria.
-Wait a minute. This is duck?
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All right,kids,why don't you pass your plates
over to uncle tommy and uncle kevin?
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Oh,yeah. Right. Yeah,we'll sit here and
eat huey and dewey with these two staring at us.
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Hey,who wants hard-boiled eggs for dinner?
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Let's go find the easter baskets.
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-I'm sorry,mom.
-Oh,no,no,no. I'm sorry.
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It's miranda jones' fault.
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Oh! The joneses.
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I haven't seen them for years,
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not since the great game fight debacle.
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Okay,I'm almost afraid to ask.
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What's the great game night debacle?
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No. I-it's easter,okay?
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Do we have to talk about this?
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the jones family lived over on piedmont,
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and we used to play with them when we were growing up.
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They had five kids,and they were all the same ages.
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Yeah,we used to call them the "bizarro walkers."
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-Bizarro?
-They were just like us,only evil.
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They--they were perfectly nice,mother.
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It's just that you developed some sort of weird,unhealthy,
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psychotic,competitive relationship with them.
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-I did not.
-Yes,you did.
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-yeah,you did.
-I did not.
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Picture the bloods and the crips playing charades.
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That's what it was like.
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-kind of
so what was the debacle?
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Well,before you answer that,I'm gonna clear all the breakables out of kitty's reach.
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All right,so the score was tie kitty swore up and down
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that she knew the answer to the final trivia question,
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only she didn't and we lost.
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It was a stupid game. You know,everybody--
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you all reacted as if I-I missed the final field goal in the super bowl.
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-yeah.
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Kitty,sweetheart,
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no one would have blamed you had you not insisted vehemently that you knew the answer.
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-I...
-yeah. What was that question?
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Mm,something to do with president gerald ford?
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Well,you know,sarah,no,I honestly don't recall.
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Wait. Was that the night that kitty threw the trophy at your head?
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Yeah,that was it--12 stitches.
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Mm. No,it was 6.Six stitches...
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-well,I...
-and I-I tossed it to you..
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-threw it.
-And you just somehow couldn't catch it.
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That was a toss?
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Yeah. And you know what?
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You all secretly thank me for ending that ridiculous game night tradition forever.
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I'm gonna go get us some wine.
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No way in hell.
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I don't do blind dates.
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Oh,I promise,he's completely your type.
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Oh,what,attractive and emotionally unavailable?
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-Uh,no,that would be you.
-Oh,yeah.
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Where did you meet him?
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A mutual friend.
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I don't like your friends.What are you doing?
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I'm programming his number into your phone.
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You--you already know four jasons?
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Yeah,C.G.N.--
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Common gay name--only outdone by ryan and phillip.
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You are so weird.
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Okay... jason M.
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And you haveo call him,because I already told him that you would,
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and if you don't,he's gonna think I'm a jerk.
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Better him than me.
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Even minus the turkey,
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it's the company that makes the holiday meal.
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I have to say that I am so happy that were all here,
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everyone, under the same roof.
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-Thanks,saul.
-Thank you,saul.
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-Not everyone.
-Justin.
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I'm just saying,we could have invited her.
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Not rebecca again.
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You know,excuse me,sarah
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but since you' the one who started this by blabbing our family secrets,
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maybe you could include her.
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Oh,what are you suggesting I do,call her up
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and invite her to lunch
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is that so difficult?She's our sister.
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Half.
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I don't see why I'm the only one getting this lecture.
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Far be it from me to butt in,
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but I do think it would mean a lot to her.
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-Tommy?
-Yeah?
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Uh,yeah,all right. Fine.
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Kitty will never agree to this.
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Mm. You're right.
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You know,when i go off to iraq,
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she is gonna have no ties with this family,okay?
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Somebody's gonna have to reach out to her.
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Justin,just don'T.
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Don't use our fears about you going to war to
get us to embrace some stranger.
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She's not a stranger,kitty!
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Well,she is to me and I'm gonna keep it that way.
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anybody want some more wine?
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-Me.
-Me.
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Brothers and Sisters 119
"Game Night"
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-hello?
-Rebecca,hey,
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it's sarah whedon.
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-Walker?
-Oh,hey,sarah.How are you?
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Uh,listen,I know we got off to a rocky start with our,um...
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it's hard to know what to call it,isn't it?
246
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Yeah. So I-I thought we should get together.
247
00:09:59,788 --> 00:10:02,361
If you're free tonight,there's this great new teahouse in westwood.
248
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It's supposed to be very hip,
249
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and tea's the new coffee and all that.
250
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Uh,as long as it's before midnight.
251
00:10:08,036 --> 00:10:11,173
Midnight?Oh,god,I so need your life.
252
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-Um,how's 7:00?
-Yeah,that sounds great.
253
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-Okay,great.
-Bye.
254
00:10:19,516 --> 00:10:22,312
-hello?
-Hi,uh,rebecca,it's kevin... walker.
255
00:10:22,336 --> 00:10:24,023
Oh. Hi.
256
00:10:24,065 --> 00:10:29,091
Look,um,I-I know you only know me as a demented hair yanker,
257
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but I can actually appear to be quite normal sometimes
258
00:10:32,255 --> 00:10:35,571
-I'm sure.
-I--so I was wondering if--
259
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if you'd want to get together sometimes,you know,
260
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maybe go see a movie-- uh,someplace public,of course,
261
00:10:40,478 --> 00:10:42,020
so you don't have to feel scared.
262
00:10:42,047 --> 00:10:43,890
Uh,wait. You want to take me to a movie?
263
00:10:43,918 --> 00:10:46,600
Yeah,yeah. Uh,there's a great documentary at the arclight.
264
00:10:46,628 --> 00:10:48,491
It's,um,it's--it's about meerkats.
265
00:10:48,516 --> 00:10:50,190
You know,they're fascinating animals.
266
00:10:52,045 --> 00:10:53,161
and--and they all have names.
267
00:10:53,188 --> 00:10:56,880
It's--it's really--I'm scaring you again,aren't I?
268
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Can I get back to you?
269
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Yeah,sure,absolutely.
270
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Look,I'm about to go into court,so can I call you back?
271
00:11:07,668 --> 00:11:09,203
this is a walker,isn't it?
272
00:11:09,226 --> 00:11:11,022
Uh,yeah. It's tommy.
273
00:11:11,055 --> 00:11:13,961
Uh,julia and I wanted to have you over for dinner.
274
00:11:13,985 --> 00:11:17,881
You know,it would save me a lot of time if we just did this all at once.
275
00:11:17,907 --> 00:11:19,323
Sorry lunch was so short.
276
00:11:19,348 --> 00:11:25,023
No! I am happy to gobble down a sandwich in 15 minutes
277
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if it means getting even a little quality time with my girl.
278
00:11:28,445 --> 00:11:30,142
Yeah. Mom,we live together.
279
00:11:30,168 --> 00:11:31,900
Oh,yes,well--
280
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Nora and kitty!Oh,my god.
281
00:11:36,276 --> 00:11:37,540
Wow. Mrs. Jones.
282
00:11:37,566 --> 00:11:39,213
Kitty? I don't believe it!
283
00:11:39,407 --> 00:11:43,500
-Lizzie,hi!
-Wow,wow. Lizzie,lizzie,look at you.
284
00:11:43,528 --> 00:11:45,310
-Lizzie!
-I know.
285
00:11:45,335 --> 00:11:46,833
"Oops,I did it again."
286
00:11:48,916 --> 00:11:51,283
she's following in our footsteps,nora--five children.
287
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This is number five.
288
00:11:52,877 --> 00:11:55,440
Five? Five? Are you kidding me? Five,really?
289
00:11:55,466 --> 00:11:57,461
Wow,that is--five just seemed so normal
290
00:11:57,488 --> 00:11:58,541
when we were growing up...
291
00:11:58,565 --> 00:12:02,001
But now it just seems so surreal.
292
00:12:02,028 --> 00:12:04,710
Oh,well,it helps when you have a great husband.
293
00:12:04,737 --> 00:12:08,913
Ken,ken--a prominent surgeon, spectacular father.
294
00:12:08,936 --> 00:12:11,020
Oh,my. Did you ever meet him,kitty?
295
00:12:11,047 --> 00:12:11,743
Uh-huh. Well--
296
00:12:11,767 --> 00:12:13,971
mom,ken and kitty used to date in high school.
297
00:12:15,528 --> 00:12:17,383
-You did?
-Yeah,yeah.
298
00:12:17,405 --> 00:12:18,480
Just--just briefly.
299
00:12:18,507 --> 00:12:20,243
-How long?-For what? Like,it was...
300
00:12:20,267 --> 00:12:22,031
it was...maybe three--
301
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two.Two and a half years,maybe.
302
00:12:24,346 --> 00:12:26,001
Oh,year--whoa!
303
00:12:26,015 --> 00:12:29,752
She's--she's--she's seeing a senator--the senator--mccallister.
304
00:12:29,777 --> 00:12:31,862
Oh,mom,shush.
305
00:12:31,885 --> 00:12:33,890
I could have sworn...he was married.
306
00:12:33,918 --> 00:12:35,472
oh,ll,he used to be.
307
00:12:35,495 --> 00:12:36,920
Was. No more.
308
00:12:36,948 --> 00:12:38,342
Oh,good.
309
00:12:38,365 --> 00:12:39,412
Well,you've got him now.
310
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That's the important thing.
311
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yes.
312
00:12:41,248 --> 00:12:43,313
so you know what? Um,yeah--
313
00:12:43,337 --> 00:12:44,722
when gerald ford died,
314
00:12:44,746 --> 00:12:46,923
we were all gathered around the tv for the funeral service...
315
00:12:46,957 --> 00:12:48,821
The whole family...that was so sad.
316
00:12:48,848 --> 00:12:51,222
I couldn't even look at betty ford without crying.
317
00:12:51,257 --> 00:12:52,540
I never could.
318
00:12:52,567 --> 00:12:56,970
Oh,we were all just weeping,and then somebody brought up game night...
319
00:12:56,998 --> 00:12:58,722
when--when you--when you...
320
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When--when kitty missed the question about gerald ford...
321
00:13:01,575 --> 00:13:02,242
right. I remember.
322
00:13:02,265 --> 00:13:04,721
And we all just burst into laughter.
323
00:13:04,806 --> 00:13:07,800
Oh,god,that was so--do you remember?you were so funny.
324
00:13:07,828 --> 00:13:11,040
you were so sure you had the right answer!
325
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you should've seen your face.
326
00:13:14,146 --> 00:13:15,240
Very funny.
327
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It was,wasn't it?
328
00:13:17,568 --> 00:13:20,170
You know,and I'll tell you what,after that,the funeral just wasn't so sad.
329
00:13:20,198 --> 00:13:21,600
You just--you just cheered us right up.
330
00:13:21,625 --> 00:13:22,792
Oh,yeah,we stopped crying.
331
00:13:22,815 --> 00:13:24,670
Oh,good,good,good.
332
00:13:24,697 --> 00:13:26,160
Well,yeah,no,I'm glad I could help.
333
00:13:26,187 --> 00:13:28,570
You know,I ally miss those game nights. Don't you,mom?
334
00:13:28,748 --> 00:13:30,011
You know,we should do it again.
335
00:13:30,036 --> 00:13:30,541
Really?
336
00:13:30,558 --> 00:13:32,840
Oh,absolutely,absolutely.How about tomorrow?
337
00:13:32,865 --> 00:13:34,281
I think I can get the family together.
338
00:13:34,306 --> 00:13:35,102
Yeah,yeah,mm-hmm.
339
00:13:35,127 --> 00:13:35,731
Kenny's available.
340
00:13:35,756 --> 00:13:36,702
Great,great.
341
00:13:37,117 --> 00:13:39,540
Tomorrow,our house. How about 7:00? Can you make 7:00?
342
00:13:39,565 --> 00:13:41,352
-7:00. Yeah.
-That'll do. Yeah!
343
00:13:41,376 --> 00:13:42,602
7:00 it is.
344
00:13:42,625 --> 00:13:44,181
We'll just see you then.
345
00:13:47,707 --> 00:13:49,951
Okay,I never really had brothers and sisters,
346
00:13:49,975 --> 00:13:52,603
so I don't know how big families work.
347
00:13:52,628 --> 00:13:55,252
Um,maybe this is the normal thing to do.
348
00:13:55,276 --> 00:13:58,282
You know,you just do things in a clump--
349
00:13:58,305 --> 00:14:00,521
like,you all get together,solve problems--
350
00:14:00,548 --> 00:14:01,313
no. Nono,no.
351
00:14:01,336 --> 00:14:03,601
We tend to make things worse and then blame each other.
352
00:14:03,628 --> 00:14:06,381
Yeah,that's pretty much how it works,so...
353
00:14:06,407 --> 00:14:08,681
Anyhow,I-I appreciate you guys trying to include me,
354
00:14:08,707 --> 00:14:10,453
but it's just feeling a little bit forced,
355
00:14:10,477 --> 00:14:13,263
like I'm--I'm a chore on your to-do list,you know?
356
00:14:13,285 --> 00:14:18,122
"Go pick up the dry-cleaning, make connection with half,illegitimate sister becca."
357
00:14:18,147 --> 00:14:20,973
It--maybe we could all just chill out a little bit.
358
00:14:20,996 --> 00:14:23,821
Okay,this is partially my fault,probably.
359
00:14:23,846 --> 00:14:24,643
Partially?
360
00:14:24,665 --> 00:14:27,761
Hey! Hey! Oh,my gosh,I can't believe you're all here.
361
00:14:27,786 --> 00:14:29,651
Um,this is perfect. You're never gonna believe this.
362
00:14:29,676 --> 00:14:31,722
You're never gonna believe who I ran into.
363
00:14:31,746 --> 00:14:34,973
Mom and I ran into lizzie and miranda jones at lunch,
364
00:14:34,998 --> 00:14:38,192
and they started yapping on about old game night days
365
00:14:38,216 --> 00:14:41,290
and about w they used to kick our butts on a regular basis.
366
00:14:41,317 --> 00:14:43,011
But it really got my goat,so I said,
367
00:14:43,036 --> 00:14:47,701
"okay,okay,fine. FinE.Rematch tomorrow night."
368
00:14:47,807 --> 00:14:51,101
You're never gonna believe what I got.
369
00:14:51,708 --> 00:14:53,230
Oh,what is it?
370
00:14:53,257 --> 00:14:56,993
What--what...what are you guys all doing here in the middle of the day,anyway?
371
00:15:03,138 --> 00:15:06,861
Kitty,this is... rebecca.
372
00:15:12,426 --> 00:15:15,011
It's really nice to meet you.
373
00:15:15,637 --> 00:15:19,580
Oh. Looks like justin set up a little ambush here.
374
00:15:19,606 --> 00:15:22,073
No,kitty,look,I swear,we thought you were working.
375
00:15:22,098 --> 00:15:26,572
Yeah. Yeah,so,uh...
376
00:15:26,597 --> 00:15:28,390
what are you guys doing?
377
00:15:28,416 --> 00:15:30,113
Uh,we're just,um,you know--
378
00:15:30,137 --> 00:15:32,963
rebecca called a family meeting.
379
00:15:36,085 --> 00:15:41,051
Rebecca,I'm so sorry that--that this is...so awkward.
380
00:15:41,526 --> 00:15:42,453
That's--that's all right.
381
00:15:42,475 --> 00:15:44,920
I'm getting used to it.
382
00:15:44,948 --> 00:15:46,102
I think I'll go.
383
00:15:46,126 --> 00:15:47,461
No.No! You don't--
384
00:15:47,488 --> 00:15:52,802
you know,I'm,um...I really am sorry.
385
00:15:55,425 --> 00:15:59,650
Wow. Wow. I didn'T...
386
00:15:59,676 --> 00:16:03,050
I didn't expect you to look so much like my dad.
387
00:16:03,875 --> 00:16:06,500
Yeah,I hear he was a great guy.
388
00:16:17,097 --> 00:16:19,182
-hello?
-Hey,rebecca,it's sarah.
389
00:16:19,207 --> 00:16:20,341
Sarah,hi.
390
00:16:20,365 --> 00:16:24,281
Um,listen...I just had an absolutely genuine,totally unforced,
391
00:16:24,316 --> 00:16:29,602
100% organic desire to call you to see if you wanted to come over for grilled cheese.
392
00:16:29,636 --> 00:16:32,611
I think it's time you met your niece and nephew.
393
00:16:32,977 --> 00:16:35,153
You can't make him pink.Dinosaurs aren't pink.
394
00:16:35,178 --> 00:16:36,952
She's a girl dinosaur.
395
00:16:40,255 --> 00:16:42,171
-There you go.
-Thank you.
396
00:16:42,198 --> 00:16:43,511
You're welcome.
397
00:16:45,496 --> 00:16:48,021
Wow,that's a gorgeous guitar.Is that yours?
398
00:16:48,045 --> 00:16:49,911
No,my husband'S.
399
00:16:49,937 --> 00:16:50,780
Can I...
400
00:16:50,808 --> 00:16:53,152
oh,sure,go ahead.
401
00:16:53,805 --> 00:16:55,423
-Do you play?
-Barely.
402
00:16:55,448 --> 00:16:56,942
I was in this,um,
403
00:16:56,966 --> 00:17:00,540
this silly garage band back in chicago for a while.
404
00:17:00,567 --> 00:17:01,553
I was the chick singer,
405
00:17:01,576 --> 00:17:03,000
and I never really knew what to do with my hands,
406
00:17:03,028 --> 00:17:08,000
so I picked up a guitar and learned enough chords to fake it,but that's about it.
407
00:17:08,027 --> 00:17:09,260
Well,you should take it up again.
408
00:17:09,287 --> 00:17:10,801
Yeah,I need to get a guitar first.
409
00:17:10,816 --> 00:17:13,001
Joe has,like,20 of them in storage.
410
00:17:13,015 --> 00:17:15,370
I'm sure he would lend you one.
411
00:17:15,817 --> 00:17:18,530
here you go,guys, chocolate fudge. Oh!
412
00:17:20,517 --> 00:17:24,583
Joe,this is,uh...rebecca.
413
00:17:26,568 --> 00:17:28,170
The rebecca?
414
00:17:28,197 --> 00:17:31,260
I'm sorry.I was,um... sorry.
415
00:17:31,286 --> 00:17:33,771
No,no,no,no,no.You go ahead.
416
00:17:33,798 --> 00:17:35,930
Rebecca was telling me that she was in a band.
417
00:17:35,955 --> 00:17:37,470
Cool.
418
00:17:37,495 --> 00:17:38,843
Joe's a guitar teacher.
419
00:17:38,865 --> 00:17:40,301
Oh,no way!
420
00:17:40,325 --> 00:17:42,970
Mm-hmm. There's a discount for,uh,family members.
421
00:17:42,995 --> 00:17:45,891
Or we're always looking for a good babysitter,
422
00:17:45,915 --> 00:17:48,390
-so if it's a fair quid pro quo--
-seriously?
423
00:17:48,418 --> 00:17:50,740
Sure. You can start tonight.It's game night.
424
00:17:50,767 --> 00:17:52,680
Yeah,I already booked natalie for sitting.
425
00:17:52,706 --> 00:17:53,331
-Oh,you did?
-Yeah.
426
00:17:53,357 --> 00:17:54,300
Oh,thanks for that.
427
00:17:54,326 --> 00:17:56,830
Yeah. How'd you get out of game night?
428
00:17:56,855 --> 00:18:00,033
Uh,I don't think kitty's really ready to have me there.
429
00:18:00,055 --> 00:18:01,622
That's not very nice of kitty,is it?
430
00:18:03,467 --> 00:18:06,922
You should be there.You should come.
431
00:18:06,947 --> 00:18:07,763
On blind dates,
432
00:18:07,788 --> 00:18:10,503
I generally just leave my car idling at the curb.
433
00:18:10,558 --> 00:18:12,330
Smart. Or better yet,
434
00:18:12,357 --> 00:18:16,001
have a--have a friend call your cell phone like 15 minutes into the date.
435
00:18:16,025 --> 00:18:18,510
If the guy's a zero,you just,I don't know,
436
00:18:18,537 --> 00:18:19,811
pretend there's been a terrible accident,
437
00:18:19,838 --> 00:18:21,743
make your excuse and go to the hospital.
438
00:18:22,278 --> 00:18:24,790
Wow. Yeah,that--that's not obvious at all.
439
00:18:24,815 --> 00:18:29,362
Right? You know,I--I almost didn't call you.
440
00:18:29,388 --> 00:18:31,602
Yeah? Why not?
441
00:18:31,626 --> 00:18:33,970
A fix-up by my republican sister?
442
00:18:33,997 --> 00:18:36,050
Apparently she had some of the robert mccallister kool-aid.
443
00:18:36,075 --> 00:18:38,722
Yeah. Yeah,she's relentless.
444
00:18:38,745 --> 00:18:40,403
Did,uh,did she hit you up to work for him?
445
00:18:40,427 --> 00:18:42,540
No. No,no,I got myself off the hook.
446
00:18:42,566 --> 00:18:46,101
I make it a rule never to work for anyone who isn't as smart as I am.
447
00:18:46,126 --> 00:18:48,100
I am so glad to hear you say that.
448
00:18:48,126 --> 00:18:49,480
"Hi,I'm robert mccallister.
449
00:18:49,495 --> 00:18:52,183
I used to drive a helicopter.Vote for me."
450
00:18:53,108 --> 00:18:54,531
I gather you're not a fan.
451
00:18:54,556 --> 00:18:57,691
Well,let's see,there's the neanderthal position on gay marriage.
452
00:18:57,715 --> 00:18:59,703
To be fair,he did admit he was wrong on that.
453
00:18:59,727 --> 00:19:02,952
Yeah,after the vote,which kind of makes him a weasel in my book.
454
00:19:02,975 --> 00:19:04,832
How'd you get so cynical?
455
00:19:04,858 --> 00:19:07,001
Well,what other response is there,you know?
456
00:19:07,025 --> 00:19:09,653
The guy's a mental midget,like you said.
457
00:19:09,676 --> 00:19:11,102
No,I didn'T.
458
00:19:11,126 --> 00:19:14,962
Okay,well,whatever it is you did say.I thought you said he was dumb.
459
00:19:17,308 --> 00:19:20,700
Okay. You know,I've had,like, three double shot lattes,
460
00:19:20,727 --> 00:19:24,061
so I may be having a teensy case of caffeine rage at the moment.
461
00:19:24,087 --> 00:19:26,283
You have to admit robert mccallister and his ilk,
462
00:19:26,305 --> 00:19:28,953
kind of what's wrong with this country.
463
00:19:30,738 --> 00:19:32,852
Mm. Got a call coming in.
464
00:19:32,877 --> 00:19:34,252
I didn't hear it ring.
465
00:19:34,277 --> 00:19:36,603
It's on vibrate.Oh,excuse me.
466
00:19:36,626 --> 00:19:39,270
Hospital calling.
467
00:19:39,297 --> 00:19:41,490
There's been an accident?
468
00:19:42,605 --> 00:19:43,502
Wow,I've gotta go.
469
00:19:43,526 --> 00:19:44,951
What? Whoa,whoa. Have I--
470
00:19:44,975 --> 00:19:47,150
I'm sorry,did I offend you?
471
00:19:47,575 --> 00:19:49,122
You take care.
472
00:19:52,757 --> 00:19:55,293
whoa,roger got fat.
473
00:19:55,318 --> 00:19:57,172
I played high school football with him.
474
00:19:57,195 --> 00:19:58,703
He lettered all four years.
475
00:19:58,728 --> 00:20:00,310
I thought you used to carry his jock.
476
00:20:00,338 --> 00:20:01,560
Yeah,that's funny.
477
00:20:01,587 --> 00:20:04,841
Oh,look,there's your classmate doug jones.
478
00:20:04,868 --> 00:20:06,371
Didn't he invent that web site?
479
00:20:06,395 --> 00:20:08,123
Doyouwannadome.Com.
480
00:20:08,148 --> 00:20:10,283
Yeah,he's probably getting a lot of that right now.
481
00:20:10,307 --> 00:20:12,113
He's worth millions.
482
00:20:12,136 --> 00:20:14,562
Here. Put these on quick.
483
00:20:15,026 --> 00:20:16,792
oh,god,this smells like attic.
484
00:20:16,816 --> 00:20:18,473
I think somebody used this to wax the car.
485
00:20:18,497 --> 00:20:20,430
I didn't have time to wash them.
486
00:20:20,458 --> 00:20:23,112
How on earth did they get t-shirts made in one day?
487
00:20:23,135 --> 00:20:25,173
Mom,clearly,they're not human.
488
00:20:25,198 --> 00:20:26,281
Sorry,mom.
489
00:20:26,306 --> 00:20:27,220
See,you're not wearing one either.
490
00:20:27,245 --> 00:20:30,373
No,I,um,couldn't get it over my boobs.
491
00:20:30,395 --> 00:20:32,120
That's what happens when you have two kids.
492
00:20:32,146 --> 00:20:32,852
All right.
493
00:20:32,875 --> 00:20:35,433
-sorry.
-Fine. Fine.
494
00:20:35,438 --> 00:20:38,742
Uh,apparently stephanie's had 12 kids.
495
00:20:38,768 --> 00:20:40,222
Oh,there is no way they're real.
496
00:20:40,248 --> 00:20:42,112
I don't care.
497
00:20:42,137 --> 00:20:44,001
She did not have them in high school.
498
00:20:44,015 --> 00:20:45,431
Still not caring.
499
00:20:47,888 --> 00:20:50,582
-oh,sweetie,you remember donna?
-Sure.
500
00:20:50,838 --> 00:20:54,520
Donna and her partner were--were married recently in a civil union.
501
00:20:54,548 --> 00:20:55,761
We sent you an announcement.
502
00:20:55,786 --> 00:20:57,760
Yeah. I--yeah,I got it.Congratulations.
503
00:20:57,787 --> 00:21:00,772
I haven'seen you at any of the H.R.C. Meetings lately...
504
00:21:00,796 --> 00:21:02,623
no,uh,no,I've been kind of busy.
505
00:21:02,646 --> 00:21:06,432
Or the gay task force meetings or the G.L.S.E.N. Fund-raiser last month
506
00:21:06,458 --> 00:21:07,701
or the G.L.A.A.D. Dinner last week--
507
00:21:07,728 --> 00:21:09,183
you know why? It's because I'm not as gay as you,donna.
508
00:21:09,206 --> 00:21:10,133
Could I talk to you for a second?
509
00:21:10,156 --> 00:21:11,963
-Yes. Excuse us.
-Sorry.
510
00:21:12,826 --> 00:21:16,040
Didn't you and donna use to date in high school?
511
00:21:16,066 --> 00:21:20,970
We were each other's beards at junior prom...
512
00:21:20,995 --> 00:21:21,732
Which only went slightly better than the blind date kitty set me up on today.
513
00:21:21,758 --> 00:21:24,063
-Where is she?
-Upstairs trying on all the clothes in her closet.
514
00:21:24,088 --> 00:21:25,773
How hard is it to dress for charades?
515
00:21:25,797 --> 00:21:27,550
Well,for kitty,it's--it's--it's hard. She--
516
00:21:27,575 --> 00:21:29,663
where's kitty?
517
00:21:29,685 --> 00:21:32,120
Senator mccallister is here.
518
00:21:32,146 --> 00:21:33,573
He's so gorgeous.
519
00:21:33,597 --> 00:21:34,153
I know.
520
00:21:34,175 --> 00:21:35,781
I can't believe kitty is dating him.
521
00:21:35,808 --> 00:21:36,803
Yes,she is.
522
00:21:36,826 --> 00:21:38,282
Oh... let's--
523
00:21:40,047 --> 00:21:42,940
She invited mccallister to game night? My god.
524
00:21:42,968 --> 00:21:44,891
Still trying to show up lizzie jones
525
00:21:44,917 --> 00:21:46,110
that she has the better boyfriend?
526
00:21:46,135 --> 00:21:47,673
It was my idea.
527
00:21:47,697 --> 00:21:50,122
Mom,why don't you and miranda jones get down on the floor and wrestle?
528
00:21:50,148 --> 00:21:52,492
It'd make life so much easier and faster for the rest of us.
529
00:21:52,516 --> 00:21:54,891
Don't be silly. Let's go watch them look at him.
530
00:21:55,918 --> 00:21:57,551
-Just tuck in your shirt.
-All right!
531
00:21:57,658 --> 00:21:59,720
Interesting fashion,but...that's true.
532
00:22:00,087 --> 00:22:01,713
Nora.
533
00:22:01,787 --> 00:22:03,862
Senator,so nice to see you.
534
00:22:04,126 --> 00:22:05,470
You've met lizzie and miranda.
535
00:22:05,496 --> 00:22:06,921
Oh,yes.Yes,we just met.
536
00:22:06,946 --> 00:22:08,072
Wonderful. I'm so glad.
537
00:22:08,095 --> 00:22:09,232
Oh,hello there.
538
00:22:09,258 --> 00:22:10,700
This is--this is ken.
539
00:22:10,725 --> 00:22:12,392
He's,uh,lizzie's husband.
540
00:22:12,415 --> 00:22:13,530
Ken baker,M.D.
541
00:22:13,557 --> 00:22:14,471
Nice to meet you,senator.
542
00:22:14,498 --> 00:22:16,452
Oh,well,great to meet you.
543
00:22:17,668 --> 00:22:20,672
Robert.
544
00:22:21,207 --> 00:22:24,120
Oh,hello,my darling.
545
00:22:25,408 --> 00:22:28,910
Kitty?Kitty? Kitty? Kitty?
546
00:22:28,935 --> 00:22:31,022
I just got off the phone with my brother jason.
547
00:22:31,058 --> 00:22:32,950
Oh. No,no,no. No,no.
548
00:22:32,977 --> 00:22:34,390
This is not the time for that.
549
00:22:34,416 --> 00:22:36,240
What? That'S...
550
00:22:36,266 --> 00:22:37,460
you--you didn'T. No.
551
00:22:37,486 --> 00:22:39,310
You--you didn't do that.
552
00:22:39,337 --> 00:22:41,583
-Oh. Okay,it--
-I'm sorry.
553
00:22:43,498 --> 00:22:44,560
Please tell me you didn'T.
554
00:22:44,588 --> 00:22:47,593
Yes,kevin,it seems that she fixed you up with my brother,
555
00:22:47,615 --> 00:22:52,082
unbeknownst to both of us,and apparently,it did not go well.
556
00:22:52,108 --> 00:22:53,453
Yeah,you could say that.
557
00:22:53,478 --> 00:22:55,791
Really? Well,wh-what happened?
558
00:22:55,816 --> 00:22:57,363
I don't know. He didn't want to talk about it.
559
00:22:57,385 --> 00:22:59,371
He didn't want to cause trouble.
560
00:23:00,026 --> 00:23:02,102
Okay,look,I'm--I'm sorry,okay?
561
00:23:02,128 --> 00:23:03,921
But could we just table this,please?
562
00:23:03,945 --> 00:23:08,583
I'm gonna get something to eat and yotwo can happily...strangle each other.
563
00:23:09,565 --> 00:23:11,213
-Know what?
-No. Calm dowN.
564
00:23:11,247 --> 00:23:17,670
I told you months ago I did not want to meet his stupid gay brother.
565
00:23:17,695 --> 00:23:18,701
Yes,you are right.
566
00:23:18,727 --> 00:23:20,072
I am gonna kill you.
567
00:23:20,095 --> 00:23:21,041
-Kevin--
-I'm gonna kill you.
568
00:23:21,065 --> 00:23:23,580
No,I'm not.I'm beyond that,okay?
569
00:23:23,605 --> 00:23:25,042
You're dead to me.
570
00:23:29,538 --> 00:23:31,322
Rebecca,hI.It's great to see you.
571
00:23:31,347 --> 00:23:33,333
Sorry. I hope I'm not late.
572
00:23:39,425 --> 00:23:40,670
nora,who is that?
573
00:23:40,768 --> 00:23:44,132
Oh,don't tell me,you brought in a ringer.
574
00:23:45,315 --> 00:23:48,620
no. Acally,that's william's illegitimate daughter,
575
00:23:48,657 --> 00:23:50,623
my children's half sister rebecca.
576
00:23:50,657 --> 00:23:53,031
Rebecca,hello!Lovely girl.
577
00:23:54,805 --> 00:23:56,500
Well,we don't have one of those.
578
00:23:58,558 --> 00:24:00,523
One of you is gonna have to sit out a round.
579
00:24:01,158 --> 00:24:02,400
Oh. Well,that's fine,miranda,
580
00:24:02,425 --> 00:24:08,201
so long as you don't mind my family kicking your family's sorry ass into the middle of next week.
581
00:24:08,225 --> 00:24:10,221
Would you care for a buffalo wing?
582
00:24:15,158 --> 00:24:20,020
it is indeed my pleasure to take over for william as your host tonight for game night.
583
00:24:22,568 --> 00:24:23,582
where's kitty?
584
00:24:23,605 --> 00:24:25,473
Didn't she put this whole stupid thing together?
585
00:24:25,495 --> 00:24:28,410
Well,I think she's in the kitchen begging mccallister not to leave.
586
00:24:28,436 --> 00:24:29,550
As the current champion,
587
00:24:29,576 --> 00:24:32,340
the joneses have the right to choose the games for tonight.
588
00:24:32,366 --> 00:24:36,421
And keeping with tradition,they've chosen to open with charades.
589
00:24:37,746 --> 00:24:40,712
And they're going to end with trivia.
590
00:24:40,737 --> 00:24:44,151
But there were some very unusual choices for the middle games,you see.
591
00:24:44,176 --> 00:24:46,301
-They are--
-twister and operation!
592
00:24:50,125 --> 00:24:52,001
are you kidding me?What are we,12?
593
00:24:52,018 --> 00:24:53,002
I'm not doing this.
594
00:24:53,027 --> 00:24:54,150
Yes,you are.Yes,you are.
595
00:24:54,177 --> 00:24:55,773
Come on,mom. We've gotta give 'em one of these.
596
00:24:56,457 --> 00:25:02,162
walker!Walker!......Walker! Go,walkers!
597
00:25:02,537 --> 00:25:04,690
Oh,my god.
598
00:25:04,716 --> 00:25:08,400
The women in this family are really starting to scare me.
599
00:25:08,455 --> 00:25:10,560
movie!Four words.
600
00:25:10,587 --> 00:25:13,660
First word... sounds like...sister. Mister.
601
00:25:13,685 --> 00:25:14,922
woman.Female.Trickster!
602
00:25:14,958 --> 00:25:17,153
Backstabber! Shrew!
603
00:25:17,616 --> 00:25:19,691
-Kevin walker!
-No talking,nora.
604
00:25:19,718 --> 00:25:21,513
kitty!Kitty! Uh,kitty!
605
00:25:21,538 --> 00:25:22,911
Kitty,sounds like kitty.
606
00:25:22,938 --> 00:25:23,960
Fitty! Fitty cent!
607
00:25:23,987 --> 00:25:25,650
second word.Second word.
608
00:25:26,008 --> 00:25:28,503
Soun like... Gritty?Gritty? Mitty?Kitty.
609
00:25:28,535 --> 00:25:30,201
third word.Third word.
610
00:25:30,467 --> 00:25:32,962
Shooting. Murder.Die,kitty,die!
611
00:25:36,235 --> 00:25:39,213
-Whatever.
-Rifle. Bang!
612
00:25:39,246 --> 00:25:40,730
"Chitty chitty bang bang"!
613
00:25:44,077 --> 00:25:46,241
walker! Walker!
614
00:25:49,437 --> 00:25:50,320
book.book.
615
00:25:50,345 --> 00:25:51,620
Whole idea.
616
00:25:51,637 --> 00:25:53,121
"All quiet on the western front."
617
00:25:53,146 --> 00:25:55,642
-Yes!
-what?
618
00:26:00,127 --> 00:26:04,091
okay,tommy.Tommy,come on. Go,tommy!
619
00:26:05,686 --> 00:26:06,802
movie. Movies.
620
00:26:06,828 --> 00:26:08,322
Two words. Two words.
621
00:26:08,357 --> 00:26:09,872
Monster.
622
00:26:09,896 --> 00:26:11,721
-"frankenstein."
-the incredible hulk."
623
00:26:11,758 --> 00:26:12,632
"Razorback"!
624
00:26:12,658 --> 00:26:14,580
"bride of frankenstein"!
625
00:26:15,327 --> 00:26:16,071
"night of the living dead"!
626
00:26:16,098 --> 00:26:17,433
a monster. Monster!
627
00:26:17,457 --> 00:26:18,893
"creature
628
00:26:23,067 --> 00:26:25,562
"Jaws"! "Jaws"!
629
00:26:26,938 --> 00:26:28,371
do something else!
630
00:26:28,398 --> 00:26:29,923
Time's up. Time's up.
631
00:26:31,528 --> 00:26:32,322
(Sarah) what was it?
632
00:26:32,348 --> 00:26:34,232
A dinosaur."Jurassic park."
633
00:26:34,235 --> 00:26:36,923
What? That was a dinosaur?
634
00:26:37,847 --> 00:26:41,040
that's a dinosaur. that's a dinosaur!
635
00:26:41,057 --> 00:26:44,850
for christ sakes,you could have done "park,"you know,rhymes with.
636
00:26:44,876 --> 00:26:48,170
What was the "jurassic"? There'slots of things you could do.Or "park."
637
00:26:48,198 --> 00:26:50,192
"Park," we could have done...
638
00:26:53,487 --> 00:26:55,710
havin' fun?
639
00:26:57,578 --> 00:26:58,091
I don't know.
640
00:26:58,116 --> 00:27:00,663
When I'm around all of them,it's just like...
641
00:27:00,688 --> 00:27:04,021
they got this whole rhythm thing going on, and you're the extra beat.
642
00:27:04,047 --> 00:27:05,820
Spoken like a true musician.
643
00:27:05,848 --> 00:27:08,593
Or someone who's spent a lot of time with the walkers.
644
00:27:13,357 --> 00:27:15,380
What kind of music do you like?
645
00:27:16,137 --> 00:27:21,363
Um,alt. Rock,a little jazz,if it's not too fusiony.
646
00:27:21,388 --> 00:27:23,371
I don't know. I pretty much like everything except rap.
647
00:27:23,398 --> 00:27:24,622
I can't stand rap.
648
00:27:24,655 --> 00:27:26,650
That's right.Now we're talkin'.
649
00:27:29,075 --> 00:27:32,712
Sarah mentioned to me that you don't even have a guitar of your own to practice on.
650
00:27:35,148 --> 00:27:38,002
I've got this,uh,little addiction problem.
651
00:27:38,086 --> 00:27:40,082
Sarah doesn't know about it.
652
00:27:41,068 --> 00:27:43,621
It's called guitar collecting.
653
00:27:44,736 --> 00:27:46,903
I hate to break it to you,but she knows about it.
654
00:27:46,967 --> 00:27:50,932
Nuh-unh. She doesn'T. She thinks I only have like 20 guitars.
655
00:27:52,417 --> 00:27:54,022
come on by the house.I'll let you borrow one.
656
00:27:54,045 --> 00:27:54,780
Really?
657
00:27:54,797 --> 00:27:56,540
I feel bad I don't have time to play them all.
658
00:27:56,568 --> 00:27:57,670
You'd be doing me a favor.
659
00:27:57,698 --> 00:27:59,020
Hardly,but okay.
660
00:27:59,045 --> 00:28:01,483
Sweet. It's a deal.
661
00:28:02,518 --> 00:28:04,673
right hand green.
662
00:28:07,815 --> 00:28:11,503
how come I get stuck playing operation with dr. Demento,
663
00:28:11,527 --> 00:28:13,550
and justin gets to do that?
664
00:28:13,578 --> 00:28:16,313
those things are rock-hard.He could get a concussion.
665
00:28:16,338 --> 00:28:18,702
left hand blue.
666
00:28:21,146 --> 00:28:22,582
"Die,kitty,die"?
667
00:28:22,605 --> 00:28:24,453
Yeah. It's a movie about a meddlesome cat
668
00:28:24,477 --> 00:28:27,201
who sticks her nose in where it doesn't belong and gets run over by a bus.
669
00:28:27,225 --> 00:28:29,671
Okay. Okay,kevin,all right,I'm sorry.
670
00:28:29,697 --> 00:28:32,253
My god,could you please just let it go?
671
00:28:32,267 --> 00:28:35,223
Hell no. You blithely push me into a situation
672
00:28:35,247 --> 00:28:37,401
where I unknowingly make a jackass of myself?
673
00:28:37,428 --> 00:28:39,533
Nuh-unh. You don't get to tell me when to get over it.
674
00:28:39,557 --> 00:28:42,490
Well,I think you're overreacting a bit.
675
00:28:42,515 --> 00:28:44,771
I trashed your boyfriend.
676
00:28:44,797 --> 00:28:46,103
What did you say?
677
00:28:46,126 --> 00:28:49,622
You know,phony neanderthal weasel who's ruined america,that kind of thing.
678
00:28:49,655 --> 00:28:51,212
Really? And is that what you really think?
679
00:28:51,237 --> 00:28:54,041
When I'm trying to impress an attractive man with my liberal cred,
680
00:28:54,068 --> 00:28:56,192
and I'm under the impression he agrees with me,yeah.
681
00:28:56,218 --> 00:28:57,253
All right.
682
00:28:57,278 --> 00:29:00,323
I've made my appearance,I've met all the joneses,
683
00:29:00,347 --> 00:29:01,683
and I've kept up with them.
684
00:29:01,708 --> 00:29:02,553
So I think I'm gonna go.
685
00:29:02,577 --> 00:29:04,412
Okay,wait,wait,just--just a second.
686
00:29:04,807 --> 00:29:08,533
Um,kevin has something that he wants to say.
687
00:29:08,558 --> 00:29:10,833
-Me?
-Well,yeah,okay,I.
688
00:29:10,858 --> 00:29:12,863
I would like to apologize for what I did,
689
00:29:12,886 --> 00:29:15,223
and kevin is gonna call jason tomorrow and apologize.
690
00:29:15,256 --> 00:29:17,242
No,don'T.
691
00:29:17,267 --> 00:29:19,290
My brother made it crystal clear to me
692
00:29:19,317 --> 00:29:20,550
that he doesn't ever want to see him again,
693
00:29:20,578 --> 00:29:23,543
and frankly,kevin,I'm inclined to agree with him.
694
00:29:23,568 --> 00:29:26,203
-Why?
-Go ahead,senator. Say it.
695
00:29:26,228 --> 00:29:28,943
No,say it.Say how you don't think I'm good enough for him.
696
00:29:30,816 --> 00:29:31,953
Okay,I don'T.
697
00:29:32,666 --> 00:29:34,652
Okay,just a second here.
698
00:29:34,677 --> 00:29:40,460
Uh,my brother kevin is smart and good and kind and generous
699
00:29:40,487 --> 00:29:42,173
-and thoughtful--
-handsome,don't forget handsome.
700
00:29:42,198 --> 00:29:43,171
And handsome--and handsome.
701
00:29:43,185 --> 00:29:44,173
Yes,he is handsome,and you know what?
702
00:29:44,198 --> 00:29:45,692
Jason happens to be a very nice boy,
703
00:29:45,717 --> 00:29:48,842
I'm sure,but frankly,I think kevin was slumming it a bit.
704
00:29:49,348 --> 00:29:50,743
Your apology is not working out very well,
705
00:29:50,765 --> 00:29:53,160
so I'm going to choose to ignore most of it,
706
00:29:53,186 --> 00:29:55,800
and,um,I will see you...Tomorrow.
707
00:29:55,827 --> 00:29:57,340
-Good night.
-Good night.
708
00:29:57,546 --> 00:29:59,260
-Bye,sah. Good to see you.
-Oh,you're leaving.
709
00:29:59,797 --> 00:30:01,370
Hey,has anyone seen joe?
710
00:30:03,357 --> 00:30:05,560
whoo! I just won my twister match against stephanie,
711
00:30:05,587 --> 00:30:07,332
and when I say "against,"I mean,like,
712
00:30:07,358 --> 00:30:11,162
my head was ag--what's the matter with you guys?
713
00:30:11,185 --> 00:30:13,250
I don't know. I just walked in to find joe,and...
714
00:30:13,635 --> 00:30:14,943
oh,joe's outside with rebecca.
715
00:30:14,967 --> 00:30:16,520
I think she feels a little left out.
716
00:30:16,548 --> 00:30:17,571
Oh,well,you know what,justin?
717
00:30:17,598 --> 00:30:20,061
Maybe it wasn't such a good idea to invite her to a family event
718
00:30:20,088 --> 00:30:21,903
where she's bound to feel like an outsider.
719
00:30:21,927 --> 00:30:24,243
Oh,justin didn't invite her. I did.
720
00:30:24,266 --> 00:30:25,920
Oh,well,uh,sarah,okay,
721
00:30:25,947 --> 00:30:27,652
ybe next time you could alert me
722
00:30:27,677 --> 00:30:29,660
when you're gonna inte somebody without asking me first?
723
00:30:29,688 --> 00:30:30,802
Yeah,sarah,
724
00:30:30,827 --> 00:30:34,200
it's so thoughtless not to tell kitty all the details of a social engagement.
725
00:30:34,218 --> 00:30:36,153
I mean,that's really rude.
726
00:30:36,728 --> 00:30:40,851
oh,hey,I just tied the score by beating that freakin' surgeon at operation,
727
00:30:40,876 --> 00:30:42,100
and you didn't even bother to watch.
728
00:30:42,125 --> 00:30:42,720
Sorry,bro.
729
00:30:42,746 --> 00:30:44,722
They're too tied up with their little personal problems.
730
00:30:44,745 --> 00:30:46,363
Oh,god,justin,please.
731
00:30:46,388 --> 00:30:49,373
Yeah,you know,for one minute,could you drop the superior attitude?
732
00:30:49,398 --> 00:30:50,223
You know what?
733
00:30:50,248 --> 00:30:52,382
I'm--I'm sorry if it seems a little petty to me,okay?
734
00:30:52,415 --> 00:30:55,473
-But maybe if you guys are getting called back to iraq--
-oh,stop using that!
735
00:30:55,498 --> 00:30:56,823
again! Again!
736
00:30:56,848 --> 00:30:58,623
-Listen,I'm not "ung" it!
-This is ridiculous!
737
00:30:58,957 --> 00:31:01,263
Quiet,quiet! Shh! Quiet!
738
00:31:01,285 --> 00:31:02,290
What is the matter with you?
739
00:31:02,315 --> 00:31:04,302
Everyone can hear you!What are you thinking?
740
00:31:04,328 --> 00:31:05,933
It's the enemy out there, not in here.
741
00:31:05,956 --> 00:31:07,723
We're supposed to be on the same side,
742
00:31:07,757 --> 00:31:09,601
not in here bickering with each other! What can you--
743
00:31:09,628 --> 00:31:11,151
-nora?
-yes!
744
00:31:11,175 --> 00:31:13,651
Hi. Uh,is everything all right in here?
745
00:31:13,675 --> 00:31:15,212
Oh,yes,fine.
746
00:31:15,235 --> 00:31:17,302
We're setting up for trivia.
747
00:31:19,267 --> 00:31:22,190
Yes,we're just--we're having a private team meeting,
748
00:31:22,216 --> 00:31:24,421
chalk talk,just discussing strategy.
749
00:31:24,455 --> 00:31:25,671
We can't let you hear!
750
00:31:25,697 --> 00:31:27,272
Oh,strategy.Cover your ears.
751
00:31:29,768 --> 00:31:32,002
I'll get you in a minute,yeah
752
00:31:32,055 --> 00:31:34,402
can you please tell me what the hell is going on in here?
753
00:31:34,428 --> 00:31:35,013
Sorry,mom.
754
00:31:35,038 --> 00:31:37,921
I'm trying to tell kitty if she scrapes off the icicles,
755
00:31:37,946 --> 00:31:40,020
she might actually like rebecca.
756
00:31:40,048 --> 00:31:44,661
I don't deserve that.I am not icicley.I am just careful,and you know what?
757
00:31:44,688 --> 00:31:47,041
You're just gonna have to forgive me if I am too tired
758
00:31:47,066 --> 00:31:50,941
of dealing with dad's mistakes to take the latest one out for tea.
759
00:31:52,265 --> 00:31:56,053
Enough.All right? Enough.
760
00:32:03,415 --> 00:32:04,760
Now listen to me.
761
00:32:04,787 --> 00:32:07,950
We have a serious round of trivia to play,
762
00:32:07,975 --> 00:32:11,363
and I'm telling you right now,if we do not win,
763
00:32:11,385 --> 00:32:14,680
then I will make you regret it for the rest of your lives,and you know that I can.
764
00:32:14,705 --> 00:32:18,941
So please,all of you...all of you...
765
00:32:18,956 --> 00:32:21,783
follow me,all of you.
766
00:32:21,808 --> 00:32:27,753
walkers. Walkers......
767
00:32:30,697 --> 00:32:32,622
-come on,daddy!
-Okay. Okay.
768
00:32:34,065 --> 00:32:39,460
"What is the medical term for the surgical procedure commonly known as a nose job?"
769
00:32:39,488 --> 00:32:41,353
-rhinoplasty!
-Correct!
770
00:32:42,785 --> 00:32:45,891
that's my girls--beautiful and smart.
771
00:32:46,485 --> 00:32:49,443
Okay,this is us.All right,do or die.Let's go.
772
00:32:51,078 --> 00:32:52,493
Everybody ready?
773
00:32:52,518 --> 00:32:55,271
Okay,"in william shakespeare's 'romeo and juliet,'
774
00:32:55,296 --> 00:32:59,510
what is the last name of the female title character?"
775
00:32:59,538 --> 00:33:00,363
Capulet.
776
00:33:00,388 --> 00:33:01,603
Capulet or montague.
777
00:33:01,627 --> 00:33:02,372
Capulet. It's capulet.
778
00:33:02,397 --> 00:33:04,022
Which one is it?
779
00:33:04,045 --> 00:33:05,941
Romeo is montague.Juliet is capulet.
780
00:33:05,967 --> 00:33:06,542
No,no.
781
00:33:06,568 --> 00:33:09,453
No mother would ever call her daughter juliet capulet.
782
00:33:09,475 --> 00:33:10,481
Right. I agree with sarah.
783
00:33:10,506 --> 00:33:12,300
No,no,no,no,no,no.I'm right.
784
00:33:12,317 --> 00:33:14,421
It's--it's shakespeare.Uh,you guys,
785
00:33:14,456 --> 00:33:16,170
please trust me. I'm right.
786
00:33:16,198 --> 00:33:20,473
Oh,I think we may be having a repeat of kitty's famous last finale.
787
00:33:20,495 --> 00:33:21,931
Yes,I think so!
788
00:33:21,957 --> 00:33:24,813
Oh,shut up,lizzie!
789
00:33:25,417 --> 00:33:28,121
I-I did the balcony scene in,um,acting class.
790
00:33:28,156 --> 00:33:29,953
Well,what is it?What is it?
791
00:33:29,976 --> 00:33:32,701
I don't know if I--I don't know if I remember,but,um...
792
00:33:32,725 --> 00:33:34,212
if you had to guess?If you had to guess?
793
00:33:34,236 --> 00:33:37,440
Breathe. No,no. Just take a deepreath and go very slow.
794
00:33:37,466 --> 00:33:39,562
-You can remember.
-Rebecca,capulet.It's capulet.
795
00:33:39,898 --> 00:33:42,061
I think it's montague.
796
00:33:42,087 --> 00:33:43,571
I'm sorry,kitty.
797
00:33:43,597 --> 00:33:46,282
Just... oh,god,it isn'T.You guys,it isn'T.
798
00:33:46,306 --> 00:33:47,472
Please trust me. Trust me!
799
00:33:47,496 --> 00:33:50,940
I know this!I know it's capulet.I know it. I know it.
800
00:33:50,965 --> 00:33:54,072
No,when you get competitive and stubborn, my red flags go up.
801
00:33:54,095 --> 00:33:55,173
I'm backing with rebecca.
802
00:33:55,196 --> 00:33:57,933
Look,we got a 50-50 shot.Rebecca's got a feeling.
803
00:33:57,956 --> 00:33:58,962
I think we should go with her.
804
00:33:58,986 --> 00:33:59,752
I'm going with rebecca.
805
00:33:59,777 --> 00:34:00,451
I can't believe it.
806
00:34:00,476 --> 00:34:04,811
All right. Rebecca,it's yours. Take it.
807
00:34:08,327 --> 00:34:11,703
Okay. Montague--final answer.
808
00:34:18,428 --> 00:34:20,240
capulet.
809
00:34:38,468 --> 00:34:42,591
jones! Jones! Jones! Jones!
810
00:34:55,525 --> 00:34:57,240
oh,rebecca,wait.
811
00:34:57,265 --> 00:34:59,651
I hope you don't feel bad about the game.
812
00:34:59,955 --> 00:35:02,921
I mean,please.I mean,you shouldn'T.
813
00:35:02,956 --> 00:35:06,402
That's funny,because whenever I'm around all of you,
814
00:35:06,428 --> 00:35:11,092
no matter what,I have this-- this urge to apologize,
815
00:35:11,115 --> 00:35:13,942
like I've somehow spoiled something,
816
00:35:13,967 --> 00:35:16,760
tonight hasn't changed that.
817
00:35:18,355 --> 00:35:21,231
Mm. No,you have nothing to apologize for.
818
00:35:23,197 --> 00:35:24,442
oh,and just so you know,
819
00:35:24,466 --> 00:35:29,171
you're--you're pretty much a--an amateur when it comes to losing game night.
820
00:35:29,198 --> 00:35:32,010
I--I'm not sure if justin told you about how--
821
00:35:32,037 --> 00:35:34,262
oh,he did? Of course he did.
822
00:35:34,288 --> 00:35:39,291
yeah,well,that was 10-plus years ago,and I'm still not over it.
823
00:35:39,318 --> 00:35:41,150
Well,that's kind of sick.
824
00:35:45,165 --> 00:35:49,951
So,um,my advice to you for...
825
00:35:50,418 --> 00:35:52,400
what it's worth...
826
00:35:59,396 --> 00:36:02,481
So did you have any fun at all tonight?
827
00:36:03,405 --> 00:36:04,422
no,not really.
828
00:36:04,446 --> 00:36:06,831
No? Me neither.
829
00:36:07,628 --> 00:36:10,001
Well,I-I've gotta meet some friends,so...
830
00:36:14,415 --> 00:36:17,132
Sarah said the same thing the other night...
831
00:36:17,156 --> 00:36:20,703
which is funny,because I want the one you guys had.
832
00:36:43,775 --> 00:36:45,343
Hey,I'm still reeling from the news
833
00:36:45,368 --> 00:36:46,830
that there are more than three chords.
834
00:36:46,858 --> 00:36:48,951
Well,you have nice,long fingers.
835
00:36:48,975 --> 00:36:51,072
You'll learn plenty of new riffs by the end of summer.
836
00:36:51,097 --> 00:36:54,171
Yeah,they kind of feel like giant sausages at the moment.
837
00:36:54,198 --> 00:36:56,153
You going back to school in the fall?
838
00:36:56,175 --> 00:36:58,871
Uh,no. I think I'm done with school...
839
00:36:58,895 --> 00:37:02,040
and chicago and the loser boyfriend.
840
00:37:02,068 --> 00:37:03,471
Three strikes and you're out.
841
00:37:03,495 --> 00:37:05,693
Well,the ex-boyfriend teaches at the school,
842
00:37:05,716 --> 00:37:07,652
-and the school is in chicago.
-Teaches?
843
00:37:07,677 --> 00:37:09,500
Yeah,yeah. He's older.
844
00:37:09,526 --> 00:37:11,880
A lot older,actually.
845
00:37:11,906 --> 00:37:14,423
How much older are we talking about?
846
00:37:14,625 --> 00:37:16,670
Uh,probably older than you.
847
00:37:16,695 --> 00:37:17,953
How old do you think I am?
848
00:37:17,975 --> 00:37:21,460
I don't know. 35?
849
00:37:22,048 --> 00:37:24,552
all right,let's just leave it at that.
850
00:37:24,575 --> 00:37:26,491
uh,have you recovered from last night?
851
00:37:26,515 --> 00:37:28,001
Yeah,yeah.You know,I mean--
852
00:37:28,015 --> 00:37:29,862
I mean,I can handle them individually.
853
00:37:29,885 --> 00:37:32,271
It's just when you get them all together--
854
00:37:32,295 --> 00:37:34,123
-they're like a force of nature.
-Yeah.
855
00:37:34,145 --> 00:37:37,253
I used to try and figure out that crazy family dynamic--
856
00:37:37,276 --> 00:37:40,292
who's mad at who,who knows what secret.
857
00:37:40,315 --> 00:37:41,591
I gave up.
858
00:37:41,616 --> 00:37:43,791
I think that they have some kind of gene mutation
859
00:37:43,815 --> 00:37:46,262
that--that won't let outsiders in.
860
00:37:46,288 --> 00:37:49,822
But,you know,to be fair,they're fantastic in a crisis.
861
00:37:49,845 --> 00:37:52,370
When paige was sick,they were incredible.
862
00:37:52,396 --> 00:37:53,501
It's when they're at their best.
863
00:37:53,525 --> 00:37:59,621
But the rub is,you have to be in a bad place to feel loved.
864
00:38:00,096 --> 00:38:04,832
Yeah,they were actually really sweet when I lost that game last night.
865
00:38:05,418 --> 00:38:07,602
Good.
866
00:38:07,666 --> 00:38:10,172
Just remember,if you ever feel intimidated,
867
00:38:10,195 --> 00:38:12,392
not one of them has a musical bone in their body.
868
00:38:12,708 --> 00:38:14,840
They're all tone-deaf.
869
00:38:15,165 --> 00:38:16,860
You just show 'em your f minor 9th.
870
00:38:16,885 --> 00:38:18,791
Wait. Which one is that?
871
00:38:18,815 --> 00:38:21,880
That one is...
872
00:38:23,476 --> 00:38:24,593
I thought this was cheating.
873
00:38:24,616 --> 00:38:28,621
Oh,yeah,it is,but there are only six people on the planet who can make this chord,
874
00:38:28,655 --> 00:38:33,820
so it's okay,and lucky... for you,I am one of them.
875
00:38:34,125 --> 00:38:35,922
All right.
876
00:38:38,476 --> 00:38:40,300
It was all right.
877
00:38:47,376 --> 00:38:50,122
william paid for that trophy,and I'm getting it back.
878
00:38:50,157 --> 00:38:51,291
I wish we had a dog.
879
00:38:51,317 --> 00:38:53,020
At least we'd look like we had a purpose.
880
00:38:53,046 --> 00:38:57,063
No,we're out for a lovely walk,nothing suspicious about that.
881
00:38:57,086 --> 00:38:59,763
"Children of the corn."
882
00:39:00,146 --> 00:39:05,622
Hi. I'm mrs. Walker,and this is ms. Walker.
883
00:39:05,645 --> 00:39:08,420
Hi. Hi. We're friends of your mommy'S.
884
00:39:08,446 --> 00:39:09,671
Is--is she home?
885
00:39:09,696 --> 00:39:12,271
Uh,she went to the store.
886
00:39:14,556 --> 00:39:17,133
And how about your grandmother,is she home?
887
00:39:17,156 --> 00:39:19,581
Yeah,she's taking a nap.You want me to go get her?
888
00:39:19,606 --> 00:39:21,231
No,no,no. Not necessary.
889
00:39:21,258 --> 00:39:22,893
We're just here to pick up our trophy.
890
00:39:22,917 --> 00:39:24,610
Do you happen to know where it is?
891
00:39:24,906 --> 00:39:27,100
-I know where it is!
-You do?
892
00:39:27,125 --> 00:39:28,520
Oh,well,that's wonderful!
893
00:39:28,556 --> 00:39:32,163
Can you run in there quick as a bunny and get it for us?
894
00:39:32,437 --> 00:39:34,283
Wait,gwyneth.
895
00:39:35,135 --> 00:39:36,603
I don't think we should.
896
00:39:37,766 --> 00:39:39,193
No,gwyneth,it's fine.
897
00:39:39,218 --> 00:39:41,753
It's fine. It's really fine.It's actually ours.
898
00:39:41,778 --> 00:39:43,871
Run,run,run,run!Faster! Faster!
899
00:39:43,898 --> 00:39:46,811
Quick as a little rabbit.A little rabbit woman,she is.
900
00:39:46,835 --> 00:39:50,152
-So,so,what's your name?
-Ken junior.
901
00:39:52,297 --> 00:39:53,661
I know your father.
902
00:39:53,686 --> 00:39:56,801
When we were in high school,he used to drink a lot of beer.
903
00:39:56,827 --> 00:39:58,320
does he still drink a lot of beer?
904
00:39:58,355 --> 00:39:59,851
-Kitty.
-What? What?
905
00:39:59,875 --> 00:40:01,540
I'm just chatting.
906
00:40:01,566 --> 00:40:03,683
What about your grandmother?She drinks a lot,doesn't she?
907
00:40:03,708 --> 00:40:06,203
Have you ever seen her with a whole lot of bandages all over her face?
908
00:40:06,227 --> 00:40:09,560
-Mother!
-All right,it's a question,you know? I'm just asking--
909
00:40:09,585 --> 00:40:10,622
here it is!
910
00:40:10,648 --> 00:40:12,380
There she is! Go,gwynny! Go!
911
00:40:12,406 --> 00:40:13,761
Run,run,run,run,run.Yay! Faster,faster!
912
00:40:13,788 --> 00:40:15,192
Yay! Look at that.
913
00:40:15,217 --> 00:40:18,460
Oh,my goodness,what a good job.
914
00:40:18,485 --> 00:40:19,971
-Kitty,give her a dollar.
-A what?
915
00:40:19,995 --> 00:40:23,533
Give her a dollar.She's done a very good thing.
916
00:40:23,578 --> 00:40:26,581
You are unbelievable--a dollar,like she needs a dollar.
917
00:40:26,608 --> 00:40:28,130
Hey,what about me?
918
00:40:28,155 --> 00:40:31,802
Sorry,kid. Maybe next time you'll be more helpful.
919
00:40:31,825 --> 00:40:34,481
Mom. Mom,let's get out of here.
920
00:40:37,135 --> 00:40:39,410
I don't remember it being this heavy.
921
00:40:41,988 --> 00:40:44,653
-justin.
-Hey.
922
00:40:44,676 --> 00:40:46,501
What are you doing here?
923
00:40:46,528 --> 00:40:49,222
Uh,you sounded awful on the phone.
924
00:40:49,246 --> 00:40:50,441
I mean,you're obviously upset.
925
00:40:50,467 --> 00:40:51,940
You--you want to tell me what happened?
926
00:40:51,966 --> 00:40:52,760
No,I'm--I'm fine.
927
00:40:52,786 --> 00:40:54,340
It's really--it's no big deal.
928
00:40:54,365 --> 00:40:57,001
Well,if it's not a big deal,then you can tell me.
929
00:40:58,556 --> 00:41:01,882
Well,come on,I'm--I'm your...I'm your big brother.
930
00:41:01,906 --> 00:41:05,362
This is the job description.
I help you when something's wrong.
931
00:41:08,455 --> 00:41:12,002
If I tell you,you have to promise me that you won't tell anybody.
932
00:41:13,016 --> 00:41:14,780
I mean,like,you need to promise,like,swear to me.
933
00:41:14,806 --> 00:41:16,571
Okay,I promise.
934
00:41:21,896 --> 00:41:23,651
Becca,what happened?
935
00:41:27,076 --> 00:41:28,902
it's just that joe...
936
00:41:28,927 --> 00:41:30,802
joe who?
937
00:41:30,857 --> 00:41:32,961
Sarah's husband joe.
938
00:41:32,988 --> 00:41:34,982
Joe--uh,our joe--our joe?
939
00:41:36,866 --> 00:41:39,672
I was over there earlier.
940
00:41:39,695 --> 00:41:41,702
Okay. What...
941
00:41:42,068 --> 00:41:43,242
and,um,and no one was there,
942
00:41:43,265 --> 00:41:46,361
and--and we were just talking and hangin' out,you know,
943
00:41:46,387 --> 00:41:48,553
and he was showing me some stuff on the guitar,
944
00:41:48,575 --> 00:41:53,652
-and he just...
-becca,what happened?
945
00:41:57,936 --> 00:42:03,070
-He kissed me
.-What?
946
00:42:04,567 --> 00:42:10,152
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