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Previously on "Brothers and Sisters"...
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I thought it might be nice if people
brought their dogs to work occasionally.
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You--nice?
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I sent an e-mail.
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You did what?
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Come up to my place in Santa Barbara.
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I don't date potential employers.
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You'll have lunch and a
professional conversation.
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If you consider that a date, then
your social life must be pretty lame.
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It is.
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We're having a baby.
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Oh!
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I am trying to be a good mother to him.
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I know that's what he wants when he's here.
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He has a mother.
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Yeah, but she's not here, is she, joe?
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And I am.
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Why are you leaving?
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I've had some bad ideas in my life,
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but thinking I could work here and share
an office with you is one of the worst.
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How ya doing?
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No,I work here now.
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I'm not kidding.
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I know you been working hard all week
so won't you come on and lay with me?
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Hey,stud.
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Hey.
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Whoa,blind stud.
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Soap in my eye.
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Sorry, but what you did back there?
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It was incredible.
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You sure it was me and not the hormones?
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Oh, it was you, all right.
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Well, I do aim to please.
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Good, because I'm nowhere
near finished with you.
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I barely left the house most sundays.
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My mom would cook elaborate dinners for
neighbors, friends and sometimes people we barely knew.
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By 10, I could whip up a perfect
meringue, deglaze a pan, truss a chicken.
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But by the time puberty
rolled around, I'd had enough.
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Football, friends seemed more important.
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So I told her I was done.
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I mean, I was a guy.
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I didn't want to spend sundays
in the kitchen with my mom.
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And you know what she said?
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She told me that someday I would realize that
taking care of people is not masculine or feminine.
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It's a privilege and it's an honor.
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And she was right.
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Then one day I realized that politics is about the
privilege and the honor of taking care of people
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of making certain that the weak are protected,the
poor are sheltered and the hungry fed.
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My mother passed away six years ago, but I work every day to honor her memory in politics and in my kitchen.
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Well,thank you.
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I appreciate the support.
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It's good to see you.
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Weren't you impressed?
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Well, you were talking to a room full of republican women.
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What did you think, they were gonna storm the stage?
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Look, this is your first week.
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Shouldn't you be kissing up to me a little more?
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There is nothing sexier than a man who loves his mom.
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I'm glad you enjoyed the speech.
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You are so much better-looking in person than you are on c-span.
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Oh.
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Nobody looks good on c-span, believe me.
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It's the lighting.
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Oh,those baby blues cheekbones that could cut glass.
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Financies are impeccable.
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I'd have to rate you a 94.5
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I have to take off something for the divorce.
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But thank goodness you were the cheatee, not the cheater.
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I'm sorry.
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Excuse me, but who are you?
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"Introductions by elise."
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"Introductions"?
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I ntro--oh!
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Oh,you're a...you're a dating service.
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Executive matchmaker.
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And a very large contributor.
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Look, I'm gonna cut right to the chase.
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You are the 200-pound tuna of bachelors, senator,
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and you really don't have time to separate the
wheat from the chaff, you know,
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the Grace Kellys from the Britney Spears,
and that's where I come in.
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Senator, we need to go meet the governor.
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It's very nice meeting you.
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Lovely to meet you.
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Think about it.
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You bet.
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Give me that.
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You didn't find her persuasive?
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Persuasive? No.
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Objectifying, pushy, judgmental, yes.
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She is trying to bring people together.
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That is noble work.
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She looked at you like you were a piece of meat.
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Tuna, actually.
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- If the press ever got wind of you using a madam
- it's an executive matchmaker.
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Fine.
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They're gonna have a field day.
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And by the way, can you think of a less romantic way to meet someone?
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Oh, what, you want to be reduced to an
arbitrary number on an arbitrary scale?
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Y-you are try to get to me.
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No, not trying, succeeding ,and spectacularly, I might add.
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You realize I hate you right now?
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Come on, ladies, come on!
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Show me something down here!
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Oh, life's a fight, people!
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Let's see some fightin' spirit in here!
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Just five more, soldier!
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Five!
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Four!
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Three!
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Five!
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Two comes after three!
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Four!
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Three!
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Two!
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One!
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I can't believe he sat on me.
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Is that a common occurrence?
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You haven't taken benny before?
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No.
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He gets off on being a hard-ass.
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It's my first week.
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With those arms, bro?
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You could've fooled me.
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Nice to meet you.
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Chad.
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Kevin.
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Nice kicks, by the way.
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Where'd you get 'em?
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Some place on Melrose.
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I'm waiting for these limited edition japanese imports.
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They got, like, blue and orange on the side
and this cool red mesh on the soles.
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I had my publicist put me on the list.
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They sound great.
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I could ask her to put you on it, too, if you want.
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If you don't mind matching, that is.
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No. Sure.
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Right on.
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I'll need your info, though.
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Oh.
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I'm so sorry.
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You're Dr Phillip, right?
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From "Tempest Bay"?
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That's me.
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I know it's completely hicksville, but
would you sign my gym bag?
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Sure, no problem.
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Thanks.
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Oh,my god.
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My mom's gonna flip out.
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Bye.
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Bye.
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Bye.
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Too bad it's always the moms, right?
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Yeah, bummer.
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he was hitting on me.
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You are so full of yourself.
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Chad barry has had, like, ten girlfriends in the last year.
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What?
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I'm a mom.
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I read "us weekly."
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It's too bad justin's in rehab.
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He has great gaydar.
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Well, straight guys don't really comment on other guy's bodies.
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Then why did you tell kevin he was getting a gut?
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Yeah.
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Well, he's my brother.
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That's...that's different.
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I say "go for it".
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Since when have you been so sex positive?
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Well, julia's morning sickness is gone.
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Oh, it has?
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That's so great.
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Yeah.
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Really great.
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Oh.
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I remember that.
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When I was pregnant with Cooper, Joe would just, like,
brush past me, and I was
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Enjoy it while it lasts.
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Believe me, it won't.
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Oh, thanks for the tip, killjoy.
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Oh, look.
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He brought his mom to the Daytime Emmys.
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Everyone does that now.
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Yeah, everyone who's gay.
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that's julia.
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She wants me home for, um, lunch.
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- Later. - lunch.
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He's got a blog.
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"Favorite music-- all things christina."
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You might be right.
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Yeah.
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Kitty walker?
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Gary morris, policy advisor.
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Hi, nice to meet you.
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Nice to meet you.
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I was a big fan of "red,white & blue."
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Welcome aboard.
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Oh,well,thanks.
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I'm happy to be here.
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Yeah.
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Uh, between you and me, some of the staff
are concerned about you coming to work for us.
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- But,uh,so long as you're discreet
- well,I'm sorry.
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Um, excuse me.
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- I'm not sure that I follow
- oh,sorry.
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I need to take this.
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Noreen, can you help kitty get settled?
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Thanks.
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Your office is this way.
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Not quite what you're used to, huh?
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No makeup, no stylists.
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This office is seriously lacking in glamour.
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Well, uh, I worked in basic cable, so...
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ooh.
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No glamour there.
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- If you need anything else - uh,yeah.
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Actually, um, is there any reason why people
would be uncomfortable with me being here?
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No reason.
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It's great.
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But I'm swamped.
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I should go.
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No,no.
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No,please.
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I mean, really, I-I feel like I have spinach in
my teeth and nobody's telling me.
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We all just really care about the senator.
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Personally, I think you make a really cute couple.
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Couple?
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C-uple?
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No.
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No,no,no,no,no.
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We are--that--that--no.
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There's no couple.
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I mean, I'm just part of his communications staff.
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There's no coupling.
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I get it.
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You want to keep it on the down low.
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No.
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I don't--I don't want to keep it on the down.
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I don't want to keep it on the low.
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I don't want to keep it anywhere.
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There's nothing to keep anywhere anyway.
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I arranged for you to go up to his ranch for the weekend.
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Oh,no. For the day.
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For the day.
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It was one day.
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And actually, it turned into just a couple of hours.
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Look, he's been through a lot.
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Just don't break his heart,okay?
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Oh,my--I-I just-- you know, what can I say to you to make you understand that we are not together?
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You know, if you don't believe me, you can ask...
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ask my boyfriend.
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You have a boyfriend?
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Yes, I do.
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It's very serious.
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I love him.
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I'm sorry.I...
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I guess it was just a misunderstanding.
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I'll let you settle in.
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Yeah, okay.
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And--and please feel free to spread the word.
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oh,no.
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Listen to this.
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"Spend two weeks at a 16th century tuscan farmhouse."
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Each night you prepare an authentic italian meal,learning from local chefs.
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Interested?
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Two weeks cooking?
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Are you-- what--what part of "vacation" do you not understand?
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Are you expecting a fax?
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Well,no.
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I mean,yes,I am.
269
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Papers from my office.
270
00:09:52,596 --> 00:09:54,592
Kitty, don't lie.
271
00:09:54,605 --> 00:09:57,633
You've got a tell-- that funny thing you do with your eyebrows.
272
00:09:57,645 --> 00:09:59,681
I-I don't do a little thing with my eyebrows.
273
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This came in a few minutes ago.
274
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Oh, great, mother.
275
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Thank you for making an embarrassing situation even more embarrassing.
276
00:10:05,408 --> 00:10:07,242
A dating service,kitty?
277
00:10:07,258 --> 00:10:07,808
Oh,no.
278
00:10:07,808 --> 00:10:08,873
You don't need a dating service.
279
00:10:08,885 --> 00:10:10,261
No,I actually do.
280
00:10:10,278 --> 00:10:13,840
- I need a quick and expedient way to find
- a husband?
281
00:10:13,858 --> 00:10:16,060
No,mother,not a husband.
282
00:10:16,075 --> 00:10:20,061
Sweetheart,there are other ways of fulfilling your physical needs.
283
00:10:20,077 --> 00:10:21,333
There are electrical things
284
00:10:21,348 --> 00:10:22,123
Mother,no,please!
285
00:10:22,136 --> 00:10:22,515
What?
286
00:10:22,515 --> 00:10:23,843
Oh,somebody,just kill me!
287
00:10:23,857 --> 00:10:24,582
Okay,all right.
288
00:10:24,597 --> 00:10:27,880
- If it's not a husband, and it's not sex, then why are you
- it's--it's a beard.
289
00:10:27,895 --> 00:10:29,013
Arm candy.
290
00:10:29,027 --> 00:10:31,260
I need somebody whose picture I can put on my desk,
291
00:10:31,278 --> 00:10:35,201
because everybody in my office thinks that the senator and I are dating.
292
00:10:35,216 --> 00:10:36,613
Well,he is your type.
293
00:10:36,625 --> 00:10:37,860
Oh,et tu,mother?
294
00:10:37,878 --> 00:10:39,190
All right,I'm sorry.
295
00:10:39,207 --> 00:10:40,441
Just please continue.
296
00:10:40,455 --> 00:10:42,991
All right.Well,I really want to do well at this job,
297
00:10:43,005 --> 00:10:47,281
and I can't do well if everybody thinks
that I got my job by sleeping with my boss.
298
00:10:47,298 --> 00:10:50,952
So if you will excuse me,I am meeting with the E.M.
299
00:10:50,968 --> 00:10:52,621
- Very shortly,and I
- "E.M."?
300
00:10:52,638 --> 00:10:54,412
It's the executive matchmaker.
301
00:10:54,428 --> 00:10:56,490
Now silence,mother.
302
00:11:13,275 --> 00:11:14,300
you want help with that bar?
303
00:11:16,568 --> 00:11:17,162
Hey.
304
00:11:17,175 --> 00:11:18,030
Oh,hey.
305
00:11:18,046 --> 00:11:18,793
You made it.
306
00:11:18,806 --> 00:11:19,811
Yeah.
307
00:11:20,066 --> 00:11:23,110
I didn't want major pain to make me do
extra push-ups,so I ran here.
308
00:11:23,125 --> 00:11:25,551
Hey, check 'em out.
309
00:11:25,568 --> 00:11:27,932
Oh, yeah, the--nice.
310
00:11:27,947 --> 00:11:29,551
Yeah,I got yours in my bag.
311
00:11:29,566 --> 00:11:30,156
Great.
312
00:11:30,156 --> 00:11:31,421
You'll need to break 'em in,though.
313
00:11:31,438 --> 00:11:33,600
What are you doing tomorrow, say around 11:00?
314
00:11:33,615 --> 00:11:34,951
Oh,I-I work.
315
00:11:34,966 --> 00:11:36,111
I'm a--I'm a lawyer.
316
00:11:36,127 --> 00:11:37,342
That's too bad.
317
00:11:37,357 --> 00:11:39,670
Not that you're a lawyer,that you're not free.
318
00:11:39,687 --> 00:11:42,651
Oh,well,you know,I-I-I work pretty flexible hours.
319
00:11:42,665 --> 00:11:43,420
Cool.
320
00:11:43,436 --> 00:11:46,410
So we'll,uh,skip class tomorrow and go hiking.
321
00:11:46,427 --> 00:11:48,841
I was kind of hoping to give my legs a day off.
322
00:11:48,858 --> 00:11:50,043
Ah,come on,man,it'll be fun.
323
00:11:50,056 --> 00:11:51,711
I know this great off-leash trail we can hit.
324
00:11:51,727 --> 00:11:53,410
Uh,I don't have a dog.
325
00:11:53,427 --> 00:11:55,283
I do...Lola,my pug.
326
00:11:55,295 --> 00:11:57,280
You have a pug named lola?
327
00:11:57,298 --> 00:11:57,717
Yep.
328
00:11:57,717 --> 00:11:58,981
Short for lolita.
329
00:11:59,456 --> 00:12:01,341
And she's getting pretty fat,dude.
330
00:12:02,578 --> 00:12:04,202
let's get those heart rates up!
331
00:12:04,218 --> 00:12:05,160
all right,let's go,guys.
332
00:12:05,177 --> 00:12:05,841
Come on now!
333
00:12:05,855 --> 00:12:07,140
Ten rounds,jumping jacks!
334
00:12:07,155 --> 00:12:07,587
Go!
335
00:12:07,587 --> 00:12:08,231
Up!
336
00:12:08,248 --> 00:12:08,963
Up!
337
00:12:08,977 --> 00:12:09,582
Up!
338
00:12:09,596 --> 00:12:10,470
Come on!
339
00:12:12,016 --> 00:12:13,731
ah,hello,ladies.
340
00:12:13,747 --> 00:12:14,761
Hi,mrs.Whedon.
341
00:12:14,778 --> 00:12:15,503
Hi,mom.
342
00:12:15,518 --> 00:12:16,383
Where's dad?
343
00:12:16,397 --> 00:12:18,183
He's in the kitchen with nicole's mom.
344
00:12:18,197 --> 00:12:23,622
Okay,those two fingers on those-- that,yeah,second fret...
345
00:12:23,638 --> 00:12:25,801
And your pinky goes on the third fret there,yeah.
346
00:12:25,815 --> 00:12:26,411
Hit it.
347
00:12:26,748 --> 00:12:27,410
Hit it again.
348
00:12:27,425 --> 00:12:29,102
yeah,rock star!
349
00:12:31,238 --> 00:12:31,853
hi.
350
00:12:31,867 --> 00:12:33,171
Sarah,hi.
351
00:12:33,205 --> 00:12:34,241
I'm vanessa.
352
00:12:34,625 --> 00:12:35,510
I'm sorry.
353
00:12:35,528 --> 00:12:37,852
I didn't realize you had a lesson,joe.
354
00:12:37,865 --> 00:12:41,390
Uh,no,it's just I was playing a few tunes,and,uh
355
00:12:41,405 --> 00:12:43,262
and I made the mistake of saying it looked easy.
356
00:12:43,277 --> 00:12:45,022
Well,it's nice to see the guitar out.
357
00:12:45,037 --> 00:12:47,643
It's been a while since it's had any recreational activity.
358
00:12:47,657 --> 00:12:48,621
Yeah.
359
00:12:50,195 --> 00:12:52,132
I--you know,I should get going.
360
00:12:52,146 --> 00:12:53,791
Time to round up my little warrior.
361
00:12:53,808 --> 00:12:55,170
Oh,she's great.
362
00:12:56,185 --> 00:12:56,950
I'll ring you tomorrow.
363
00:12:56,968 --> 00:12:57,920
Sounds good.
364
00:12:57,936 --> 00:12:59,933
It's so nice to finally meet you.
365
00:12:59,948 --> 00:13:00,843
You,too.
366
00:13:00,855 --> 00:13:02,220
Vanessa,right?
367
00:13:02,237 --> 00:13:03,102
Right.
368
00:13:03,878 --> 00:13:04,812
See ya.
369
00:13:09,548 --> 00:13:10,463
Don't tell me.
370
00:13:10,478 --> 00:13:11,903
You're jealous.
371
00:13:12,356 --> 00:13:13,843
Don't be ridiculous.
372
00:13:13,857 --> 00:13:16,151
Come on,she's just another mom.
373
00:13:21,388 --> 00:13:22,203
Lovely.
374
00:13:22,217 --> 00:13:23,640
Oh,my.
375
00:13:23,657 --> 00:13:25,733
This is so beautiful.
376
00:13:25,745 --> 00:13:27,840
You know,your home says a lot about you.
377
00:13:29,386 --> 00:13:31,740
Warm,nurturing.
378
00:13:31,757 --> 00:13:33,191
Homebody.
379
00:13:33,208 --> 00:13:34,671
It's my mom's.
380
00:13:35,418 --> 00:13:36,822
You live at home at your age?
381
00:13:36,838 --> 00:13:39,522
Oh,well,yeah,it's temporary.
382
00:13:39,535 --> 00:13:41,573
See,used to live in new york, and then I moved to L.A...
383
00:13:41,585 --> 00:13:45,241
you should have seen her first apartment-- steel and concrete.
384
00:13:45,255 --> 00:13:47,922
What is it with young people that want to live in a warehouse?
385
00:13:47,936 --> 00:13:48,610
Hi,I'm nora.
386
00:13:48,627 --> 00:13:49,207
How do you do?
387
00:13:49,207 --> 00:13:49,892
I'm elise.
388
00:13:49,906 --> 00:13:52,182
Mom,don't you have something that you need to do?
389
00:13:52,197 --> 00:13:52,792
I do.
390
00:13:52,795 --> 00:13:54,430
I'm organizing the linen chest.
391
00:13:54,445 --> 00:13:56,341
I'll be quiet as a mouse.
392
00:13:56,738 --> 00:13:59,283
So,elise,when do you think I'll have my first date?
393
00:13:59,297 --> 00:14:00,443
Don't get ahead of yourself.
394
00:14:00,455 --> 00:14:05,451
We do have some work to do on your dating techniques,your appearance,your hair.
395
00:14:05,465 --> 00:14:08,112
What--what's wrong with my hair?
396
00:14:08,126 --> 00:14:09,403
A little product wouldn't hurt.
397
00:14:09,416 --> 00:14:11,083
Mom,I don't need product.
398
00:14:11,098 --> 00:14:13,001
You know,just for a little volume.
399
00:14:13,017 --> 00:14:15,792
Now I need to prep you on what you're going to say.
400
00:14:15,806 --> 00:14:23,203
Oh,well,you know,I'm-- I know that I look young,but I've actually been dating for about 20 years,so I've
401
00:14:23,216 --> 00:14:25,363
and yet you've never sealed the deal.
402
00:14:25,375 --> 00:14:28,102
Well,maybe I've never wanted to...
403
00:14:28,116 --> 00:14:30,232
seal the deal.
404
00:14:30,248 --> 00:14:31,161
Don't be defensive.
405
00:14:31,178 --> 00:14:31,615
No,no.
406
00:14:31,615 --> 00:14:32,047
No,no.
407
00:14:32,047 --> 00:14:32,882
She gets defensive.
408
00:14:32,898 --> 00:14:33,570
No,no.
409
00:14:33,588 --> 00:14:34,852
I don't get defensive.
410
00:14:34,865 --> 00:14:35,426
I'm not defensive.I'm not!
411
00:14:35,426 --> 00:14:36,360
she gets defensive.
412
00:14:36,376 --> 00:14:38,022
Okay,okay,okay,ladies.
413
00:14:38,038 --> 00:14:42,913
I am gonna meet with you before every date,
and we're gonna check your clothes,your makeup,
414
00:14:42,925 --> 00:14:47,872
you know,to make sure that you're projecting the
right image,you know,based on the bachelors.
415
00:14:47,885 --> 00:14:50,132
We'll go over mutual areas of interest.
416
00:14:50,145 --> 00:14:56,740
Now I have been going over your questionnaire,and it seems like your priorities are...
417
00:14:57,717 --> 00:14:59,862
Well,looks.
418
00:15:00,868 --> 00:15:01,562
Oh,no.
419
00:15:01,577 --> 00:15:03,150
That doesn't sound like you,kitty.
420
00:15:03,168 --> 00:15:03,780
No,it's me.
421
00:15:03,798 --> 00:15:04,402
It's me.
422
00:15:04,415 --> 00:15:05,873
It's--it's me.
423
00:15:05,887 --> 00:15:07,901
Oh,sweetheart,looks fade.
424
00:15:07,915 --> 00:15:14,393
You want someone intelligent who'll make you laugh,
and cultured so you can travel with him, go to the theater.
425
00:15:14,408 --> 00:15:16,171
Since when do I go to the theater?
426
00:15:16,185 --> 00:15:21,830
You know, Ms Walker,I just signed a client who sounds exactly like the man you're describing.
427
00:15:21,848 --> 00:15:22,730
He's charming.
428
00:15:22,745 --> 00:15:23,288
He's funny.
429
00:15:23,288 --> 00:15:29,452
I think he's about your age,never married,so you know he's not bitter,and he's an accomplished ballroom dancer.
430
00:15:29,465 --> 00:15:31,542
I think he would love to meet you.
431
00:15:32,088 --> 00:15:32,683
you know what?
432
00:15:32,686 --> 00:15:34,021
You'd be doing me a huge favor.
433
00:15:34,037 --> 00:15:34,853
No,no,no.
434
00:15:34,865 --> 00:15:35,573
No,no,no.
435
00:15:35,586 --> 00:15:37,381
This is about kitty's social life.
436
00:15:37,395 --> 00:15:39,180
I don't really want to intrude.
437
00:15:39,196 --> 00:15:40,973
Oh,trust me,she loves to intrude.
438
00:15:40,985 --> 00:15:42,361
She lives to intrude.
439
00:15:43,176 --> 00:15:44,063
nonsense.
440
00:15:44,075 --> 00:15:44,527
And you know what?
441
00:15:44,527 --> 00:15:45,612
I love mother/daughter teams.
442
00:15:45,628 --> 00:15:46,910
It's twice as much fun.
443
00:15:46,926 --> 00:15:47,436
Okay.
444
00:15:47,436 --> 00:15:50,370
Well,she loves contractors.
445
00:15:50,386 --> 00:15:51,192
Kitty.
446
00:15:51,205 --> 00:15:55,670
Nora, I feel so confident in this,
I am not gonna charge you for this consultation.
447
00:15:55,688 --> 00:15:56,800
Sit down.
448
00:15:57,785 --> 00:15:58,800
Sit.
449
00:16:00,158 --> 00:16:00,930
Great.
450
00:16:00,948 --> 00:16:01,842
Okay.
451
00:16:01,858 --> 00:16:03,011
Here's what we're gonna do.
452
00:16:06,987 --> 00:16:07,498
Hey.
453
00:16:07,498 --> 00:16:08,330
So this is really good.
454
00:16:08,346 --> 00:16:11,221
I would just change "watchdog" to "necessary vigilance."
455
00:16:12,726 --> 00:16:14,632
"Protection over fear."
456
00:16:14,647 --> 00:16:15,570
It's good.I like it.Sit down.
457
00:16:15,588 --> 00:16:16,731
I'll go over the whole thing.
458
00:16:16,748 --> 00:16:19,743
Well,you know,actually,I-- I kind of have to go.
459
00:16:19,758 --> 00:16:21,640
Is it okay if we run through it tomorrow?
460
00:16:21,657 --> 00:16:23,363
It's a personal matter.
461
00:16:23,375 --> 00:16:24,581
Okay.
462
00:16:24,595 --> 00:16:26,053
Okay,thanks.
463
00:16:27,516 --> 00:16:28,750
I hope I get to meet him soon.
464
00:16:29,407 --> 00:16:30,111
What?
465
00:16:30,126 --> 00:16:31,141
Your boyfriend.
466
00:16:31,157 --> 00:16:33,872
If you want to keep things private,you gotta avoid noreen.
467
00:16:33,886 --> 00:16:35,812
Ah,yeah,thanks.
468
00:16:35,826 --> 00:16:36,842
Thanks for the intel.
469
00:16:36,858 --> 00:16:39,450
You know,I have to say,I was surprised to hear that you were in a relationship.
470
00:16:40,175 --> 00:16:42,641
I just would have assumed you'd said something.
471
00:16:42,658 --> 00:16:44,823
You know,you're-- you're fishing.
472
00:16:44,837 --> 00:16:45,812
You're evading.
473
00:16:46,966 --> 00:16:47,591
It's only fair.
474
00:16:47,606 --> 00:16:49,790
You know all the gory details in my personal life.
475
00:16:49,808 --> 00:16:54,112
Besides,what's the big secret-- is he bald,a hunchback,a member of the green party?
476
00:16:56,366 --> 00:16:57,763
he doesn't exist.
477
00:16:57,776 --> 00:16:58,752
I don't have a boyfriend.
478
00:16:58,767 --> 00:16:59,702
I...
479
00:16:59,716 --> 00:17:06,082
lied because I-- well,I had to,because everybody in this office thinks that you and I are...
480
00:17:06,098 --> 00:17:06,802
they do?
481
00:17:06,817 --> 00:17:07,510
They do.
482
00:17:07,528 --> 00:17:08,400
But we're not.
483
00:17:08,416 --> 00:17:13,670
I'm aware of that,but every time I tried to tell noreen,she thought I was lying,so--
484
00:17:13,688 --> 00:17:15,183
so you had to make up another lie.
485
00:17:15,756 --> 00:17:17,190
You'd be a very effective politician.
486
00:17:17,206 --> 00:17:17,863
I panicked.
487
00:17:17,876 --> 00:17:18,933
I was--I was nervous.
488
00:17:18,946 --> 00:17:22,932
It was my first day, and I just-- you know,
I really want people in this office to respect me,
489
00:17:22,946 --> 00:17:26,462
- and they're not if-- if they think
- one day,you're gonna have to come clean.
490
00:17:27,426 --> 00:17:30,070
Not if I meet somebody really soon.
491
00:17:31,676 --> 00:17:33,343
I called the matchmaker.
492
00:17:34,156 --> 00:17:36,491
The pushy,judgmental,objectifying matchmaker?
493
00:17:36,506 --> 00:17:37,890
Yeah,that would be the one.
494
00:17:37,905 --> 00:17:39,451
Oh,the irony of this moment.
495
00:17:39,468 --> 00:17:42,573
You know,can I just have a minute to enjoy this?
496
00:17:42,588 --> 00:17:44,563
Oh,knock yourself out.
497
00:17:44,578 --> 00:17:46,292
Oh,well,I can't enjoy it if you're gonna enjoy it.
498
00:17:47,287 --> 00:17:49,943
Kitty,you don't have to prove yourself to the staff.
499
00:17:49,958 --> 00:17:52,210
I mean,ignore 'em,or I can talk to them.
500
00:17:52,228 --> 00:17:52,537
No.
501
00:17:52,537 --> 00:17:52,995
No,no,no.
502
00:17:52,995 --> 00:17:53,347
No.
503
00:17:53,347 --> 00:17:54,093
No,no,no.
504
00:17:54,107 --> 00:17:54,645
Don't.
505
00:17:54,645 --> 00:17:55,752
It's fine.
506
00:17:55,768 --> 00:17:59,711
You know,I don't think that the office scuttlebutt
was the only reason I called.
507
00:17:59,725 --> 00:18:02,050
You know,it is hard to meet people.
508
00:18:02,067 --> 00:18:02,731
Tell me about it.
509
00:18:02,747 --> 00:18:04,180
I met my wife at a kegger.
510
00:18:04,198 --> 00:18:07,172
I filled her plastic cup up with flat beer,and that was that.
511
00:18:07,825 --> 00:18:10,050
Today,I don't have the first idea where to meet women.
512
00:18:11,227 --> 00:18:13,800
If it makes you feel better,I was half-tempted to call her myself.
513
00:18:14,646 --> 00:18:15,312
Really?
514
00:18:16,245 --> 00:18:17,022
Well,yeah.
515
00:18:17,036 --> 00:18:19,850
Yeah,that--that does make me feel better.
516
00:18:19,866 --> 00:18:21,162
It's just that...
517
00:18:21,895 --> 00:18:26,843
well,I have never been one to believe that
there's gonna be some knight in shining armor
518
00:18:26,858 --> 00:18:29,603
who pulls up into my driveway and sweeps me off of my feet.
519
00:18:29,618 --> 00:18:31,342
But,you know,I really...
520
00:18:31,958 --> 00:18:35,282
I really never thought that it was gonna be this hard,either.
521
00:18:40,615 --> 00:18:42,220
I-I have to go.
522
00:18:42,537 --> 00:18:47,433
So thank you for not being a complete jerk about this.
523
00:18:47,768 --> 00:18:48,670
Anytime.
524
00:18:50,077 --> 00:18:53,490
Oh,and,uh,wish me luck.
525
00:18:56,137 --> 00:19:00,213
And then I said,you know,look,I know I'm supposed to be
humble,but I'm better than that show.
526
00:19:00,228 --> 00:19:02,951
I mean,I can do more than play a mafioso's son.
527
00:19:02,967 --> 00:19:06,701
At least give me a disease or a multiple personality or something.
528
00:19:06,718 --> 00:19:07,310
Yeah.
529
00:19:07,325 --> 00:19:08,430
I can see how that would be...
530
00:19:09,055 --> 00:19:09,627
frustratinG.
531
00:19:09,627 --> 00:19:13,281
So finally I just said to 'em,"look,I'm not renewing my
contract," you know?
532
00:19:13,295 --> 00:19:14,053
yeah?
533
00:19:14,065 --> 00:19:16,221
So,kev,you got a boyfriend or something?
534
00:19:17,708 --> 00:19:19,122
Uh,n-no,no,I don't.
535
00:19:19,135 --> 00:19:20,392
And,uh,h-how...
536
00:19:21,697 --> 00:19:22,963
how did you know I was gay?
537
00:19:22,978 --> 00:19:24,350
I got a lot of gay friends.
538
00:19:25,056 --> 00:19:26,713
It's so much easier hanging out,you know?
539
00:19:26,726 --> 00:19:29,322
None of that alpha male weirdness.
540
00:19:29,337 --> 00:19:31,261
So you're--you're not?
541
00:19:31,277 --> 00:19:31,808
Gay?
542
00:19:31,808 --> 00:19:32,318
Yeah.
543
00:19:32,318 --> 00:19:33,061
No.
544
00:19:33,816 --> 00:19:36,661
But my girlfriend's got a theory we're all a little bit gay.
545
00:19:37,175 --> 00:19:37,677
Right.
546
00:19:37,677 --> 00:19:38,551
Well,um,right.
547
00:19:38,568 --> 00:19:39,673
Well,um...
548
00:19:41,657 --> 00:19:43,881
I'm pretty much fully gay,so...
549
00:19:43,895 --> 00:19:45,210
so you have a girlfriend?
550
00:19:45,226 --> 00:19:46,901
Yeah, Michelle.
551
00:19:46,916 --> 00:19:48,060
She's awesome.
552
00:19:48,077 --> 00:19:50,432
She's out in new york right now doing a play.
553
00:19:51,135 --> 00:19:52,361
You two would totally hit it off.
554
00:19:52,375 --> 00:19:54,123
She loves hot gay dudes.
555
00:19:54,135 --> 00:19:55,543
Always trying to convert 'em.
556
00:19:58,426 --> 00:20:00,481
He uh,you into the lakers?
557
00:20:00,497 --> 00:20:02,343
Uh,the-- the basketball team?
558
00:20:02,358 --> 00:20:05,520
My,uh,agent got me floor seats for tonight's game.
559
00:20:05,538 --> 00:20:08,391
We could go if you want,you know,grab a couple beers after.
560
00:20:08,407 --> 00:20:09,203
Yeah,sure.
561
00:20:09,217 --> 00:20:10,322
Cool.
562
00:20:10,335 --> 00:20:11,101
Come on!
563
00:20:11,118 --> 00:20:12,163
Let's go!
564
00:20:12,176 --> 00:20:13,210
Come on.
565
00:20:13,757 --> 00:20:14,751
Lola,come on!
566
00:20:15,246 --> 00:20:16,162
Come!
567
00:20:16,176 --> 00:20:17,660
Come on!
568
00:20:17,676 --> 00:20:18,912
There's a good girl.
569
00:20:20,548 --> 00:20:21,281
What a waste.
570
00:20:21,297 --> 00:20:24,363
You're going to one of the biggest games of the season,
and I'm stuck at home.
571
00:20:24,378 --> 00:20:25,331
"Stuck at home"?
572
00:20:25,346 --> 00:20:28,113
Every time I turn around,you're racing to get out of here.
573
00:20:28,128 --> 00:20:29,530
Yeah,but I'm exhausted.
574
00:20:29,805 --> 00:20:31,810
You know,julia woke me up at 5:00 A.M.?
575
00:20:31,826 --> 00:20:34,051
Not in the mood for an erotic wake-up call?
576
00:20:34,066 --> 00:20:35,903
Not at 5:00 A.M.
577
00:20:36,177 --> 00:20:38,450
This guy is messing with my head.
578
00:20:38,467 --> 00:20:42,730
In the gay column,I have flirting,giving me shoes,lola the pug,
579
00:20:42,745 --> 00:20:47,682
and in the straight column,I have girriend,lakers and use of the words "dude" and "bro."
580
00:20:47,695 --> 00:20:48,621
Maybe he's bi.
581
00:20:48,638 --> 00:20:49,423
No one's bi.
582
00:20:49,435 --> 00:20:51,631
Have you ever met a 70-year-old bisexual?
583
00:20:51,648 --> 00:20:55,672
At some point you make a choice,thus the expression,
"bi now,gay later."
584
00:20:55,687 --> 00:20:57,140
Maybe he hasn't decided yet.
585
00:20:57,155 --> 00:20:58,072
Well,he better decide soon.
586
00:20:58,085 --> 00:20:59,183
I can't keep missing work.
587
00:20:59,195 --> 00:21:01,040
My hamstrings are killing me.
588
00:21:01,057 --> 00:21:03,812
I don't know how I'm gonna make it up and down all the stairs at the coliseum.
589
00:21:04,175 --> 00:21:06,170
It's staples center,dumb-ass.
590
00:21:06,876 --> 00:21:09,051
Who knew too much sex could make you cranky?
591
00:21:09,068 --> 00:21:11,471
Wish I was cranky from too much sex.
592
00:21:11,486 --> 00:21:12,882
So what are you and joe up to tonight?
593
00:21:12,897 --> 00:21:14,343
We are going to a club.
594
00:21:15,087 --> 00:21:15,922
Yeah.
595
00:21:15,936 --> 00:21:18,382
This,um,band that joe used to love.
596
00:21:18,398 --> 00:21:20,052
How very twenty something of you.
597
00:21:20,065 --> 00:21:21,792
We're in serious need of fun.
598
00:21:22,446 --> 00:21:25,582
The last time I heard my husband laugh was with another mom.
599
00:21:25,596 --> 00:21:27,501
Another mom?
600
00:21:28,358 --> 00:21:29,961
Someone feeling a little possessive?
601
00:21:29,976 --> 00:21:30,872
Oh,please.
602
00:21:30,887 --> 00:21:32,282
She's hardly the issue.
603
00:21:32,295 --> 00:21:35,051
So this club,do they let parents in or is it seniors night?
604
00:21:35,928 --> 00:21:36,731
No.
605
00:21:38,596 --> 00:21:39,442
Oh,definitely no.
606
00:21:39,457 --> 00:21:40,051
Oh,well,come on now.
607
00:21:40,067 --> 00:21:42,063
Hey,that is my favorite date dress.
608
00:21:42,077 --> 00:21:43,433
No wonder you're still single.
609
00:21:44,057 --> 00:21:47,250
Kitty,you are going out with a very dynamic man.
610
00:21:47,267 --> 00:21:51,012
"Dynamic" isn't some sort of code word for "deranged," is it?
611
00:21:51,025 --> 00:21:52,033
God,no.
612
00:21:52,047 --> 00:21:57,422
You told me you wanted handsome,and I went
above and beyond on this one.
613
00:21:57,435 --> 00:21:59,702
Oh,absolutely beautiful.
614
00:21:59,715 --> 00:22:01,672
Well,why does she get to wear black?
615
00:22:01,688 --> 00:22:04,923
She's a woman of a certain age,and it's classic.
616
00:22:07,387 --> 00:22:08,510
The earrings are wrong.
617
00:22:08,527 --> 00:22:09,823
What's wrong with pearls?
618
00:22:09,836 --> 00:22:12,562
Nothing,if you want to remind your date of his grandmother.
619
00:22:12,578 --> 00:22:13,293
Diamonds.
620
00:22:13,306 --> 00:22:14,290
Where are your diamonds?
621
00:22:14,305 --> 00:22:15,660
Is this too much?
622
00:22:17,037 --> 00:22:18,052
That's the one.
623
00:22:18,066 --> 00:22:22,610
And for the final touch,a gift for both of you.
624
00:22:24,255 --> 00:22:25,053
Chicken cutlets?
625
00:22:25,065 --> 00:22:25,943
No,they're boobs,mom.
626
00:22:25,956 --> 00:22:26,922
They're--they're boobs.
627
00:22:26,935 --> 00:22:30,642
No,I--I'm personally very happy with my body the way it is.
628
00:22:30,658 --> 00:22:34,650
Well,that's very progressive of you,but you pay
me to tell it like I see it,
629
00:22:34,665 --> 00:22:37,223
and I see you both need a little help in this department.
630
00:22:37,238 --> 00:22:38,513
What's wrong with kleenex?
631
00:22:38,528 --> 00:22:39,902
well,because they're lumpy...
632
00:22:39,918 --> 00:22:41,362
that's stupid.
633
00:22:41,378 --> 00:22:45,550
And these,these are light and comfortable,and they have just the right amount of jiggle.
634
00:22:45,565 --> 00:22:47,123
See,I'm wearing them right now.
635
00:22:47,135 --> 00:22:48,330
Would you like to feel them?
636
00:22:48,347 --> 00:22:48,725
Oh,no,no.
637
00:22:48,725 --> 00:22:49,470
I'm good.
638
00:22:49,488 --> 00:22:50,102
Thanks.
639
00:22:50,115 --> 00:22:52,941
Oh,also you can use these for the posterior,
'cause let's face it,ladies,
640
00:22:52,957 --> 00:22:55,332
what man doesn't like a little junk in the trunk?
641
00:22:55,348 --> 00:22:56,382
So...
642
00:22:56,397 --> 00:22:57,632
oh,well...
643
00:22:57,645 --> 00:22:58,750
what do you say,girls?
644
00:22:58,766 --> 00:23:01,182
Who wants to be bootylicious?
645
00:23:01,196 --> 00:23:04,591
I think I'm bootylicious enough.
646
00:23:07,466 --> 00:23:09,022
Uh,hi.
647
00:23:09,037 --> 00:23:11,992
Excuse me,u I'm meeting someone here.
648
00:23:12,007 --> 00:23:14,722
Uh,the reservation was under elise lacey.
649
00:23:14,738 --> 00:23:16,750
Oh,hi.
650
00:23:16,765 --> 00:23:17,780
Your date's waiting for you.
651
00:23:17,796 --> 00:23:18,492
Follow me.
652
00:23:18,508 --> 00:23:19,851
Oh,really?
653
00:23:19,867 --> 00:23:20,743
Is...
654
00:23:20,755 --> 00:23:21,921
he normal?
655
00:23:22,396 --> 00:23:24,612
I wouldn't exactly say "normal."
656
00:23:24,628 --> 00:23:26,003
Really?
657
00:23:34,666 --> 00:23:36,291
You must be kitty.
658
00:23:38,926 --> 00:23:42,071
And I'll be back to tell you about the specials in just a minute,senator.
659
00:23:43,216 --> 00:23:46,191
*I never loved nobody fully...*
660
00:23:47,097 --> 00:23:50,071
you know,I never would have figured you
for a silent-treatment type.
661
00:23:50,086 --> 00:23:51,470
I'm not giving you the silent treatment.
662
00:23:51,487 --> 00:23:54,952
I'm just sitting here carefully considering
how I can tell you off without losing my job.
663
00:23:54,968 --> 00:23:55,545
You're angry.
664
00:23:55,545 --> 00:23:56,293
Yes!
665
00:23:56,306 --> 00:23:58,492
Yes,I'm angry.
666
00:23:58,507 --> 00:24:02,270
I thought it would be a nice surprise if
you showed up and saw a friendly face
667
00:24:02,286 --> 00:24:05,120
I confided in you,and you took advantage of me.
668
00:24:05,135 --> 00:24:07,340
Do you know how humiliating this is?
669
00:24:07,355 --> 00:24:08,682
You don't need to feel humiliated.
670
00:24:08,696 --> 00:24:11,392
I am wearing a silicone ass!
671
00:24:11,407 --> 00:24:13,350
I knew there was something different about you.
672
00:24:13,366 --> 00:24:13,815
You know what?
673
00:24:13,815 --> 00:24:14,395
No,no,no.
674
00:24:14,395 --> 00:24:15,833
I don't appreciate your jokes.
675
00:24:16,546 --> 00:24:18,610
I thought that you were a decent human being.
676
00:24:18,627 --> 00:24:19,402
Kitty...
677
00:24:20,118 --> 00:24:21,310
hear me out.
678
00:24:21,778 --> 00:24:26,463
I just felt terrible that you went through all this
because my staff made assumptions about us.
679
00:24:26,478 --> 00:24:27,910
So you hijacked my date.
680
00:24:27,926 --> 00:24:30,341
I didn't trust elise to find anybody good enough for you,
681
00:24:30,357 --> 00:24:35,052
and rather than have you sit through some
awkward meal with a complete stranger,
682
00:24:35,067 --> 00:24:39,361
and me at home with my laptop and take-out thai,
I hijacked your date.
683
00:24:40,818 --> 00:24:41,881
I thought you'd find it charming.
684
00:24:41,895 --> 00:24:42,751
Charming?
685
00:24:43,467 --> 00:24:44,872
Accept my apology.
686
00:24:45,168 --> 00:24:48,550
My intentions were noble,albeit my execution was--
687
00:24:48,567 --> 00:24:51,982
lame,ill-conceived,thoughtless.
688
00:24:51,995 --> 00:24:53,473
All of the above,yes.
689
00:24:55,416 --> 00:24:56,212
Look...
690
00:24:57,935 --> 00:24:59,271
I can't date you.
691
00:25:01,165 --> 00:25:01,942
I know.
692
00:25:02,348 --> 00:25:06,933
But maybe you could share some red wine and a steak
with me as a friend?
693
00:25:07,495 --> 00:25:08,930
Do you have your speech with you?
694
00:25:08,948 --> 00:25:11,092
You want to turn this into a working dinner?
695
00:25:11,107 --> 00:25:11,702
Yeah.
696
00:25:11,705 --> 00:25:12,185
Yeah,I do.
697
00:25:12,185 --> 00:25:13,782
I think it would make me feel better.
698
00:25:13,798 --> 00:25:15,040
I already memorized it.
699
00:25:15,058 --> 00:25:15,608
Good.
700
00:25:15,608 --> 00:25:17,000
Then I'll excuse myself.
701
00:25:17,015 --> 00:25:21,732
I'm gonna go to the ladies' room,and I'm going
to remove my new,improved butt.
702
00:25:22,248 --> 00:25:27,162
And I would like you to order me a petite fillet and a wedge salad,and then we'll-- we'll get to work.
703
00:25:27,178 --> 00:25:28,161
Will do.
704
00:25:28,177 --> 00:25:30,323
Apology accepted.
705
00:25:40,846 --> 00:25:41,932
you must be nora.
706
00:25:41,946 --> 00:25:42,772
Yes.
707
00:25:42,786 --> 00:25:43,850
Lawrence magill.
708
00:25:43,866 --> 00:25:45,193
Very nice to meet you.
709
00:25:46,667 --> 00:25:48,063
My god,look at those earrings.
710
00:25:48,076 --> 00:25:50,523
Let me guess-- a karat and a half.
711
00:25:50,536 --> 00:25:51,125
Uh,yeah.
712
00:25:51,125 --> 00:25:52,590
Uh,are you a jeweler?
713
00:25:52,605 --> 00:25:53,015
No.
714
00:25:53,015 --> 00:25:55,393
I make it my business to notice beautiful things.
715
00:25:56,436 --> 00:25:57,252
Yes.
716
00:25:57,268 --> 00:25:58,671
Please forgive me.
717
00:25:58,686 --> 00:26:00,493
I'm a little nervous about all this.
718
00:26:00,507 --> 00:26:01,901
You're a virgin.
719
00:26:01,918 --> 00:26:02,532
Hardly.
720
00:26:02,546 --> 00:26:04,241
I-I have five children.
721
00:26:04,256 --> 00:26:06,543
I mean a dating service virgin.
722
00:26:06,555 --> 00:26:08,462
Oh,y--well,yes,I-I am.
723
00:26:08,475 --> 00:26:09,270
Are you?
724
00:26:09,287 --> 00:26:09,876
Oh,no.
725
00:26:09,876 --> 00:26:11,931
I'm an old whore at this point.
726
00:26:11,947 --> 00:26:13,021
Lots of first dates.
727
00:26:13,037 --> 00:26:15,163
Seconds,not so much.
728
00:26:15,176 --> 00:26:17,901
Uh,I think,uh,our table is ready.
729
00:26:17,915 --> 00:26:19,983
We should just sit right down,I think.
730
00:26:19,996 --> 00:26:20,671
Yes,thank you.
731
00:26:20,685 --> 00:26:21,633
Right down to the buzzer.
732
00:26:21,645 --> 00:26:23,373
That was,like,a total "sports illustrated" moment.
733
00:26:23,386 --> 00:26:26,373
I actually think I got hit by kobe's sweat when he took the shot.
734
00:26:26,388 --> 00:26:27,552
Nice.
735
00:26:27,567 --> 00:26:28,993
You still down for hangin' out?
736
00:26:29,006 --> 00:26:30,041
Sure.
737
00:26:30,057 --> 00:26:32,253
Uh,do you-- you know a bar around here?
738
00:26:32,267 --> 00:26:33,740
Let's skip that whole bar thing.
739
00:26:33,757 --> 00:26:34,990
Too many drunken fans.
740
00:26:35,008 --> 00:26:35,632
Fine by me.
741
00:26:35,646 --> 00:26:36,693
At did you want to do?
742
00:26:37,658 --> 00:26:39,501
Let's get out of here,take a drive up mulholland.
743
00:26:41,005 --> 00:26:41,932
Mulholland?
744
00:26:41,948 --> 00:26:42,487
Yeah.
745
00:26:42,487 --> 00:26:43,422
My girlfriend's out of town.
746
00:26:43,436 --> 00:26:44,543
I don't have a curfew.
747
00:26:44,555 --> 00:26:45,601
hop in.
748
00:26:48,446 --> 00:26:50,032
It'll be fun,I promise.
749
00:26:53,708 --> 00:26:55,781
that-- that is a beautiful watch.
750
00:26:55,798 --> 00:26:57,580
I have three sons and a brother.
751
00:26:57,598 --> 00:26:59,313
I'm always looking for good gift ideas.
752
00:26:59,326 --> 00:27:00,221
Where did you buy it?
753
00:27:00,236 --> 00:27:01,340
Fred segal'S.
754
00:27:02,166 --> 00:27:07,340
I did their christmas display last year-- an homage to 1940s' noir.
755
00:27:07,358 --> 00:27:08,120
Hmm.
756
00:27:09,536 --> 00:27:17,702
Lawrence,I hate to be blunt-- maybe it's my age or my
inability to be coy anymore in my life-- but are you gay?
757
00:27:17,718 --> 00:27:19,022
I mean,it's fine.
758
00:27:19,038 --> 00:27:23,300
I have a son who's gay,and I am a proud member of P.F.L.A.G.
759
00:27:24,938 --> 00:27:25,981
Are you...
760
00:27:25,995 --> 00:27:26,923
disappointed?
761
00:27:26,938 --> 00:27:27,621
No!
762
00:27:27,637 --> 00:27:29,163
I'm curious.
763
00:27:29,567 --> 00:27:30,280
Why...
764
00:27:31,418 --> 00:27:32,412
why date womomen?
765
00:27:32,426 --> 00:27:33,692
I love women.
766
00:27:34,356 --> 00:27:37,390
I love their companionship, their friendship.
767
00:27:37,408 --> 00:27:42,641
I just want someone to go to museums,parties,take dancing.
768
00:27:42,655 --> 00:27:44,133
Does that sound pathetic?
769
00:27:44,925 --> 00:27:45,670
No.
770
00:27:47,315 --> 00:27:49,190
No,it sounds very familiar.
771
00:27:50,076 --> 00:27:51,952
if you want to call it a night,I'd understand.
772
00:27:51,968 --> 00:27:54,040
No,lawrence,absolutely not.
773
00:27:54,057 --> 00:27:54,663
We haven't eaten.
774
00:27:54,677 --> 00:27:55,851
I'm starving to death.
775
00:27:55,868 --> 00:27:58,783
You want to share an order of edamame with me?
776
00:28:01,737 --> 00:28:02,692
what time did you tell the sitter?
777
00:28:02,708 --> 00:28:04,153
12:00,at the latest.
778
00:28:04,958 --> 00:28:06,180
Look,it's 10:30 now.
779
00:28:06,195 --> 00:28:07,570
This is ridiculous.
780
00:28:09,516 --> 00:28:10,008
oh,god.
781
00:28:10,008 --> 00:28:11,080
Is that vomit?
782
00:28:11,098 --> 00:28:14,110
Well,I don't want to get close enough to confirm or deny.
783
00:28:14,126 --> 00:28:15,370
Oh,god.
784
00:28:15,388 --> 00:28:17,442
This is the worst date night ever.
785
00:28:20,346 --> 00:28:21,453
that's betsy
786
00:28:21,465 --> 00:28:22,500
Hey,betsy.
787
00:28:22,518 --> 00:28:23,371
What's up?
788
00:28:25,506 --> 00:28:26,322
He is?
789
00:28:26,477 --> 00:28:28,120
Well,does he have a fever?
790
00:28:28,137 --> 00:28:29,143
He's throwing up.
791
00:28:29,155 --> 00:28:31,692
Okay,look,we'll,um,we'll be home soon.
792
00:28:31,705 --> 00:28:32,630
Thanks.
793
00:28:34,085 --> 00:28:35,871
Hey,we would've had to leave early anyway.
794
00:28:36,395 --> 00:28:39,213
You know,we should have just stayed home and watched a movie.
795
00:28:40,985 --> 00:28:44,733
Oh,honey,you know there's another pint of
ice cream in the freezer,right?
796
00:28:44,747 --> 00:28:47,533
Can't I just make out with my husband?
797
00:28:49,227 --> 00:28:50,283
Yeah...
798
00:28:51,215 --> 00:28:52,432
if that's all.
799
00:28:54,136 --> 00:28:55,220
What's that supposed to mean?
800
00:28:55,875 --> 00:28:59,930
Just I was hoping that we could take the night off.
801
00:29:01,037 --> 00:29:03,110
Since when do you want to take the night off?
802
00:29:03,126 --> 00:29:06,823
It's just,you know,the way you've been...
803
00:29:08,268 --> 00:29:10,023
how exactly have I been?
804
00:29:11,115 --> 00:29:12,910
Just very...
805
00:29:13,836 --> 00:29:15,440
easily aroused.
806
00:29:16,017 --> 00:29:17,532
What,like some nympho?
807
00:29:18,515 --> 00:29:19,560
Like a hooker?
808
00:29:19,578 --> 00:29:21,512
I can't get enough,is that what you think?
809
00:29:21,955 --> 00:29:25,190
look,I'm not like some sexbot.
810
00:29:25,206 --> 00:29:29,502
You can't just put a battery in me,and boom,there I go.
811
00:29:29,515 --> 00:29:32,862
Even if I was 16,I-I couldn't keep up with you.
812
00:29:32,878 --> 00:29:39,001
Look,all I want is some sleep-- just eight hours
of uninterrupted sleep.
813
00:29:39,538 --> 00:29:40,773
you want to take a break?
814
00:29:40,787 --> 00:29:45,433
You can sleep on the couch tonight and tomorrow!
815
00:29:46,628 --> 00:29:47,842
Oh,god.
816
00:29:50,735 --> 00:29:53,713
(Josh rouse's "jersey clowns" playing)
817
00:29:53,727 --> 00:29:55,351
I feel like I'm in high school again.
818
00:29:55,368 --> 00:29:58,613
Last time I was up here with some soccer player named Eli.
819
00:30:02,636 --> 00:30:04,142
is something bothering you?
820
00:30:05,975 --> 00:30:07,282
Am I that obvious?
821
00:30:07,708 --> 00:30:10,283
The one thing you're not is obvious,chad.
822
00:30:12,558 --> 00:30:14,963
I got the pages for tomorrow's shoot.
823
00:30:14,977 --> 00:30:16,213
I have three lines.
824
00:30:16,226 --> 00:30:17,213
Three.
825
00:30:18,026 --> 00:30:22,250
I was nominated for a daytime emmy,and now they're
treating me like I was some day player or something.
826
00:30:22,267 --> 00:30:25,780
Okay,we've parked at inspiration point so you can
bitch about your job?
827
00:30:26,615 --> 00:30:27,480
I thought we were friends.
828
00:30:27,498 --> 00:30:29,020
I don't know what we are,chad.
829
00:30:29,035 --> 00:30:31,080
You give me shoes,you...
830
00:30:31,097 --> 00:30:33,980
admire my body,and,uh,you know,I'm sorry,
831
00:30:33,995 --> 00:30:38,790
taking a drive up to a beautiful location is,regardless of
categories,a date.
832
00:30:38,807 --> 00:30:40,801
I mean,come on,man,driving me all the way up here?
833
00:30:40,815 --> 00:30:44,230
Either you're gonna hack me into a million little pieces
or you're gonna kiss me.
834
00:30:45,297 --> 00:30:48,822
Well,I'm not a serial killer,so...
835
00:30:51,468 --> 00:30:52,611
wait.
836
00:30:53,888 --> 00:30:55,113
So you are gay?
837
00:30:55,448 --> 00:30:56,410
No,man.
838
00:30:57,157 --> 00:30:58,931
But it doesn't mean I don't think you're hot.
839
00:30:58,946 --> 00:30:59,630
Wait.
840
00:31:00,776 --> 00:31:02,220
What about your girlfriend?
841
00:31:03,148 --> 00:31:04,103
She doesn't mind.
842
00:31:05,198 --> 00:31:07,372
I've seen her make out with tons of girls.
843
00:31:09,876 --> 00:31:11,280
who am I to judge?
844
00:31:24,356 --> 00:31:28,991
he shows up for his interview,and I-I swear to you,
his face did not move.
845
00:31:29,008 --> 00:31:29,336
No!
846
00:31:29,336 --> 00:31:29,970
N-no,no.
847
00:31:29,985 --> 00:31:30,603
Not an inch.
848
00:31:31,196 --> 00:31:31,881
botox?
849
00:31:31,897 --> 00:31:34,810
Enough for all the ladies who do high tea at the bel-air.
850
00:31:34,826 --> 00:31:37,040
Yeah,I remember my first campaign.
851
00:31:37,058 --> 00:31:39,081
I didn't care about image.
852
00:31:39,095 --> 00:31:43,982
I would show up at a fund-raiser in the same suit that
I wore to the previous night's fund-raiser,
853
00:31:43,997 --> 00:31:48,940
and sometimes my wife and i would even bring the kids,
strapped to us those backpacks.
854
00:31:48,956 --> 00:31:50,671
Sounds like fun.
855
00:31:50,685 --> 00:31:51,743
No,it was.
856
00:31:51,756 --> 00:31:57,700
And then we'd rush home,put the kids to bed and then stay
up all night laughing about the kind of evening we had.
857
00:31:57,717 --> 00:32:00,203
Sounds like you and your wife made a really good team.
858
00:32:00,217 --> 00:32:01,130
Ex-wife.
859
00:32:01,147 --> 00:32:03,621
And yeah,we did,for a while.
860
00:32:06,617 --> 00:32:07,620
do you miss her?
861
00:32:08,536 --> 00:32:10,301
I miss the people we were back then.
862
00:32:12,465 --> 00:32:15,461
And,no,I don't miss who she is now.
863
00:32:16,525 --> 00:32:18,231
And I know she doesn't miss who I've become.
864
00:32:19,197 --> 00:32:21,342
Well,you're not all bad.
865
00:32:22,465 --> 00:32:24,961
At least you still have facial expressions.
866
00:32:24,976 --> 00:32:25,870
Yes.
867
00:32:28,576 --> 00:32:29,693
It's getting really late.
868
00:32:30,576 --> 00:32:31,903
We should probably go....
869
00:32:38,886 --> 00:32:40,323
oh,it's cold,too.
870
00:32:41,258 --> 00:32:42,943
Thanks for not holding tonight against me.
871
00:32:43,356 --> 00:32:46,353
Well,tomorrow you and I are gonna pretend that
this night never happened.
872
00:32:49,256 --> 00:32:49,757
here they come.
873
00:32:49,757 --> 00:32:50,610
Here they come.
874
00:32:50,627 --> 00:32:53,331
Senator,are you dating kitty walker?
875
00:32:53,348 --> 00:32:54,951
How long have you two been seeing each other?
876
00:32:54,968 --> 00:32:55,407
right here.
877
00:32:55,407 --> 00:32:56,492
Big smile.
878
00:32:58,758 --> 00:33:00,573
cough medicine knocked cooper out.
879
00:33:00,585 --> 00:33:01,481
You give paige her shot?
880
00:33:01,496 --> 00:33:03,472
Yeah,she practically slept through it.
881
00:33:03,486 --> 00:33:04,362
Okay.
882
00:33:04,785 --> 00:33:07,723
Joe,we need to talk.
883
00:33:07,735 --> 00:33:09,800
Oh,don't worry.
884
00:33:09,817 --> 00:33:11,540
It's not even the original band.
885
00:33:11,557 --> 00:33:13,541
The lead singer's the only one left.
886
00:33:13,557 --> 00:33:15,951
Why didn't you tell me about vanessa?
887
00:33:16,595 --> 00:33:17,156
What?
888
00:33:17,156 --> 00:33:18,210
Vanessa.
889
00:33:18,656 --> 00:33:23,701
Oh,the other day,she said,"it's nice to finally meet you,"
but you never mentioned her to me.
890
00:33:23,716 --> 00:33:24,481
I didn't?
891
00:33:24,496 --> 00:33:25,211
No.
892
00:33:25,475 --> 00:33:27,923
Well,I didn't not mention her,if that's what you're implying.
893
00:33:27,935 --> 00:33:34,960
'Cause I felt kind of out of place,you know,walking in on
you guys like that-- laughing, playing the guitar.
894
00:33:34,978 --> 00:33:37,223
We were passing time while the kids played.
895
00:33:37,975 --> 00:33:39,021
Is she married?
896
00:33:39,035 --> 00:33:42,810
She is divorced,and she is a friend,sarah.
897
00:33:42,827 --> 00:33:46,391
When did she go from being just a mom to being a friend?
898
00:33:46,405 --> 00:33:48,560
I didn't know I needed permission to make a new friend.
899
00:33:48,577 --> 00:33:51,163
No,you don't,joe,but I saw you.
900
00:33:51,178 --> 00:33:52,083
You were...
901
00:33:52,525 --> 00:33:53,513
connecting.
902
00:33:53,527 --> 00:33:56,521
And don't say that you weren't,because I felt it.
903
00:33:56,536 --> 00:33:57,383
Oh,come on.
904
00:33:57,398 --> 00:33:58,703
We were having fun,that's all.
905
00:33:58,716 --> 00:34:02,462
Well,I want us to have fun,and we don't,
not like we used to.
906
00:34:02,476 --> 00:34:03,773
Wait a minute.
907
00:34:04,555 --> 00:34:06,163
Was tonight about vanessa?
908
00:34:07,995 --> 00:34:08,753
Maybe.
909
00:34:11,307 --> 00:34:17,032
sarah,you have no idea what it's like being at home
all the time,being around kids all day.
910
00:34:17,046 --> 00:34:20,942
Oh,I'm a mom,joe,and I have plenty of days
where I'm with the kids.
911
00:34:20,958 --> 00:34:21,913
Yeah.
912
00:34:21,928 --> 00:34:23,293
You have your job.
913
00:34:23,307 --> 00:34:26,222
Being at home day after day...
914
00:34:28,457 --> 00:34:29,411
gets lonely.
915
00:34:29,965 --> 00:34:32,282
I thought things were getting better.
916
00:34:32,295 --> 00:34:33,423
They are.
917
00:34:33,556 --> 00:34:36,732
They why did I feel like the other woman when I walked in here?
918
00:34:37,687 --> 00:34:45,453
sarah,you're my wife,and there is no one else that I
would rather be with.
919
00:34:48,257 --> 00:34:49,602
Oh,I'm sorry,babe.
920
00:34:50,676 --> 00:34:51,373
I just...
921
00:34:52,457 --> 00:34:54,543
I just miss us.
922
00:34:54,556 --> 00:34:55,440
Yeah.
923
00:34:56,705 --> 00:34:58,311
I miss us,too.
924
00:35:08,617 --> 00:35:09,852
Rise and shine,sleepyhead.
925
00:35:09,866 --> 00:35:11,011
Oh,mother.
926
00:35:12,287 --> 00:35:14,161
Mother,that annoyed me when I was 6.
927
00:35:14,175 --> 00:35:15,781
Can you imagine how it feels now?
928
00:35:15,797 --> 00:35:17,480
Just sit up and say "thank you."
929
00:35:18,795 --> 00:35:20,720
all right,all right.
930
00:35:21,865 --> 00:35:23,290
Thank you,mother.
931
00:35:23,876 --> 00:35:25,242
Did I forget my birthday?
932
00:35:25,256 --> 00:35:26,950
No,but I have gifts.
933
00:35:28,278 --> 00:35:29,763
Page 4b...
934
00:35:30,517 --> 00:35:36,423
page 12 of the "register," and I drove all the way
to glendale for this one,page 8.
935
00:35:38,328 --> 00:35:40,192
I am having a nightmare,right?
936
00:35:40,208 --> 00:35:44,271
How could elise set you up with your boss
without letting you know?
937
00:35:44,285 --> 00:35:46,660
Well,mccallister called her and arranged it.
938
00:35:46,678 --> 00:35:50,923
I mean,the only reason I did this stupid thing was so
that people wouldn't think we were seeing each other,
939
00:35:50,938 --> 00:35:52,860
and--and now look at us!
940
00:35:52,877 --> 00:35:55,341
We're plastered all over the lifestyle section.
941
00:35:55,358 --> 00:35:57,403
Well,for what it's worth,at least he wasn't gay.
942
00:35:59,415 --> 00:36:00,221
What?
943
00:36:00,235 --> 00:36:07,930
lawrence was wonderful,really funny,easy to talk to--we're going shopping together next week-- but straight,he wasn'T.
944
00:36:09,536 --> 00:36:11,161
Kitty,I'm so confused.
945
00:36:12,126 --> 00:36:17,081
I went from my father's house to my husband's house
with nothing in between.
946
00:36:17,766 --> 00:36:18,682
It's not like you.
947
00:36:19,106 --> 00:36:20,673
Your life was always yours.
948
00:36:20,807 --> 00:36:24,220
The choices you made,the life you created belong to you.
949
00:36:24,236 --> 00:36:25,691
Well,I...
950
00:36:26,188 --> 00:36:28,322
I thought that you always liked being home.
951
00:36:28,336 --> 00:36:28,962
I did.
952
00:36:28,977 --> 00:36:29,407
I did.
953
00:36:29,407 --> 00:36:31,943
I would not trade a single moment of it.
954
00:36:31,955 --> 00:36:37,602
But now your father's gone and all you kids are grown,
and I don't know what to do with the rest of my life.
955
00:36:42,135 --> 00:36:45,061
do you remember that time your father and I went
to the spa in santa barbara?
956
00:36:45,497 --> 00:36:47,592
yes,how could I forget?
957
00:36:47,605 --> 00:36:50,280
He bitched about it for the next six months.
958
00:36:50,298 --> 00:36:57,130
They wanted us to fast because they said that was
the quickest way to rid our bodies of all the toxins and begin anew.
959
00:36:57,556 --> 00:37:00,120
I think that's what I have to do with my life.
960
00:37:01,046 --> 00:37:07,892
I have to give myself some time to figure out who
I am,without having anyone else to account to.
961
00:37:07,908 --> 00:37:10,200
How about we start with man-fasting?
962
00:37:11,528 --> 00:37:15,890
well,elise said mother/daughter teams are twice as much fun.
963
00:37:15,905 --> 00:37:17,463
To man-fasting.
964
00:37:17,476 --> 00:37:18,991
And more.
965
00:37:21,887 --> 00:37:23,561
It's not a bad picture.
966
00:37:23,577 --> 00:37:25,652
Her hair looks great.
967
00:37:25,666 --> 00:37:26,550
Yes,I know.
968
00:37:26,568 --> 00:37:28,132
Elise gave it volume.
969
00:37:28,147 --> 00:37:28,832
I like it.
970
00:37:28,846 --> 00:37:30,191
How much of a scandal is this?
971
00:37:30,208 --> 00:37:36,223
The scandal is right here,people--"chad barry has hot
night with unknown but incredibly handsome attorney."
972
00:37:36,236 --> 00:37:39,810
Yeah,who's waging a valiant battle against
his ever-encroaching gut.
973
00:37:40,418 --> 00:37:43,192
Nice try,but we all know you're pissed 'cause julia
kicked you out of bed.
974
00:37:43,206 --> 00:37:44,741
I'm pissed you were at the game.
975
00:37:44,755 --> 00:37:48,820
Tommy,I suggest flowers and chocolate and jewelry.
976
00:37:48,836 --> 00:37:49,521
Listen to your mom.
977
00:37:49,536 --> 00:37:51,051
She's very wise.
978
00:37:51,067 --> 00:37:52,543
Sarah,how was your night with joe?
979
00:37:52,557 --> 00:37:57,143
Oh,the band never came on,cooper got sick,and I
got vomit on my brand-new ankle boots.
980
00:37:57,158 --> 00:37:59,293
If you want me to babysit next weekend,I can.
981
00:37:59,306 --> 00:37:59,877
Thank you.
982
00:37:59,877 --> 00:38:00,541
okay.
983
00:38:00,555 --> 00:38:02,443
I still can't quite believe it.
984
00:38:02,456 --> 00:38:04,292
It was like sleeping with a greek god.
985
00:38:04,305 --> 00:38:05,223
Oh,my god.
986
00:38:05,236 --> 00:38:06,392
- The size of his...
- whoa,whoa,whoa,whoa.
987
00:38:06,405 --> 00:38:07,301
Mother present.
988
00:38:07,315 --> 00:38:09,360
Are you gonna see this greek god again?
989
00:38:09,375 --> 00:38:10,350
Boot camp's in an hour.
990
00:38:10,367 --> 00:38:13,090
Yeah,if you have enough stamina left to work out.
991
00:38:13,105 --> 00:38:13,723
I do.
992
00:38:14,478 --> 00:38:15,502
Hi,sorry I'm late.
993
00:38:15,518 --> 00:38:16,112
hey.
994
00:38:16,128 --> 00:38:17,162
I brought muffins.
995
00:38:18,578 --> 00:38:20,120
Yeah,I-I could go a muffin.
996
00:38:20,136 --> 00:38:21,090
I'll take one for the road.
997
00:38:21,105 --> 00:38:21,780
I gotta get going.
998
00:38:21,797 --> 00:38:23,600
Uh,yeah,I really should get going,too.
999
00:38:23,615 --> 00:38:27,313
I promised saul that I would review holly's winery proposal.
1000
00:38:29,575 --> 00:38:31,100
milk it for all it's worth.
1001
00:38:32,548 --> 00:38:33,362
you know what?
1002
00:38:33,376 --> 00:38:34,530
I hear the washing machine.
1003
00:38:34,548 --> 00:38:35,413
It's beeping.
1004
00:38:35,427 --> 00:38:36,702
I'll be right back.
1005
00:38:40,638 --> 00:38:42,390
Did I forget deodorant or something?
1006
00:38:43,827 --> 00:38:47,621
Um,honey,about last night...
1007
00:38:47,635 --> 00:38:48,743
I'm sorry.
1008
00:38:48,756 --> 00:38:52,090
You know I think you're the most beautiful,sexy woman in the world.
1009
00:38:52,106 --> 00:38:54,251
I already know how you can make it up to me.
1010
00:38:54,267 --> 00:38:55,653
Well,I'm ready,baby.
1011
00:38:55,665 --> 00:38:57,472
Wherever,whatever,you name it.
1012
00:38:57,485 --> 00:39:00,191
How's tonight in the living room?
1013
00:39:01,178 --> 00:39:02,083
I'm there.
1014
00:39:02,157 --> 00:39:07,902
Good,'cause I rented every single "die hard" movie,
and I got you some of that belgian beer you like.
1015
00:39:09,008 --> 00:39:10,263
are you kidding me?
1016
00:39:10,277 --> 00:39:11,813
"Die hard 3"?
1017
00:39:11,826 --> 00:39:13,931
Yeah,well,I didn't know.
1018
00:39:23,285 --> 00:39:24,030
hey.
1019
00:39:24,048 --> 00:39:24,961
Oh,hey.
1020
00:39:27,965 --> 00:39:30,450
Um,how are you-- how are you feeling today?
1021
00:39:30,467 --> 00:39:31,561
Fine,man.
1022
00:39:31,575 --> 00:39:32,570
You?
1023
00:39:34,798 --> 00:39:35,783
Hey,mister.
1024
00:39:35,798 --> 00:39:36,822
Baby.
1025
00:39:37,287 --> 00:39:38,311
Hi.
1026
00:39:38,328 --> 00:39:39,942
I thought you were gonna save me a spot.
1027
00:39:39,957 --> 00:39:40,702
I am.
1028
00:39:40,718 --> 00:39:41,891
This is,uh,kevin.
1029
00:39:41,908 --> 00:39:43,222
You remember I told you about him,right?
1030
00:39:43,235 --> 00:39:44,611
Oh,yeah,kevin,hi.
1031
00:39:44,627 --> 00:39:45,921
You were there for the 3-pointer.
1032
00:39:45,936 --> 00:39:46,532
Yeah.
1033
00:39:46,545 --> 00:39:48,612
Michelle just got back into town this morning.
1034
00:39:48,627 --> 00:39:50,293
H-how was,uh,how was new york?
1035
00:39:50,308 --> 00:39:51,632
They loved her,man.
1036
00:39:51,647 --> 00:39:52,972
She got rave reviews.
1037
00:39:52,986 --> 00:39:54,070
Stop bragging.
1038
00:39:54,088 --> 00:39:56,063
It was wonderful,thank you.
1039
00:39:56,077 --> 00:39:57,233
Great.
1040
00:39:57,248 --> 00:39:59,233
Mind if I take that spot?
1041
00:39:59,246 --> 00:40:00,780
I haven't seen this guy for a while.
1042
00:40:00,798 --> 00:40:01,922
Of course,no,no,sure.
1043
00:40:01,935 --> 00:40:02,970
- Absolutely. - thank you.
1044
00:40:04,626 --> 00:40:07,222
Hey,uh,later we should grab a smoothie or something.
1045
00:40:07,236 --> 00:40:07,808
Sure.
1046
00:40:07,808 --> 00:40:08,921
Yeah,great.
1047
00:40:10,348 --> 00:40:11,873
Well,what the hell is he thinking?
1048
00:40:13,095 --> 00:40:14,550
You tell the chairman that I'll be there.
1049
00:40:15,615 --> 00:40:17,542
The committee on armed
services is meeting next week.
1050
00:40:17,555 --> 00:40:21,540
Davids is introducing a joint resolution
calling for a freeze on military spending,
1051
00:40:21,557 --> 00:40:24,173
including death benefits for families of military personnel.
1052
00:40:25,108 --> 00:40:25,687
You saw it?
1053
00:40:25,687 --> 00:40:26,371
I did.
1054
00:40:26,387 --> 00:40:27,312
Page 4.
1055
00:40:27,328 --> 00:40:28,921
We should've at least got page 2.
1056
00:40:29,678 --> 00:40:30,692
Oh,I talked to everybody.
1057
00:40:30,705 --> 00:40:31,963
I told them that we're not...
1058
00:40:31,976 --> 00:40:33,263
no,no,I--yea I know.
1059
00:40:33,277 --> 00:40:34,883
Noreen told me,thanks.
1060
00:40:34,898 --> 00:40:39,770
I did get an earful this morning from my ex-wife--
east coast time,which is always so nice.
1061
00:40:39,786 --> 00:40:40,662
Did you...
1062
00:40:40,675 --> 00:40:42,872
want her to see us togeth?
1063
00:40:42,887 --> 00:40:43,405
Kitty.
1064
00:40:43,405 --> 00:40:45,933
Well,it just--you're just not upset at all.
1065
00:40:46,707 --> 00:40:47,572
I'm not.
1066
00:40:48,765 --> 00:40:56,642
I wanted to have dinner with you,and if I'm honest,
then,yeah,I'm glad she saw me out with a beautiful woman.
1067
00:40:58,028 --> 00:40:59,020
Does that make me petty?
1068
00:40:59,038 --> 00:41:00,113
Yeah.
1069
00:41:00,988 --> 00:41:03,553
But it also makes you human.
1070
00:41:04,557 --> 00:41:06,373
Oh,and I think I know what davids is up to.
1071
00:41:06,388 --> 00:41:09,901
I think he's trying to force you into defending a
budget increase,and I think he's gonna spin it around,
1072
00:41:09,917 --> 00:41:11,593
and he's gonna try to make you look hawkish.
1073
00:41:11,605 --> 00:41:14,650
Us--make us look hawkish.
1074
00:41:14,665 --> 00:41:15,801
You're on the team now.
1075
00:41:16,397 --> 00:41:17,070
Come on.
1076
00:41:17,325 --> 00:41:18,480
We're late for a staff meeting.
1077
00:41:19,975 --> 00:41:20,572
RighT.
1078
00:41:21,787 --> 00:41:22,472
Right.
1079
00:41:22,676 --> 00:41:25,603
I think that we should compile a list of all the
beneficiaries of the death benefit,
1080
00:41:25,618 --> 00:41:28,690
and that way,when the committee sees the actual family members
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00:41:28,707 --> 00:41:30,863
they'll have to think twice about the ramifications.
1082
00:41:30,875 --> 00:41:33,660
And you should definitely speak to a-a veterans group.
1083
00:41:33,678 --> 00:41:35,370
What about elaine berland at the "journal"?
1084
00:41:35,386 --> 00:41:36,151
Yeah,call her.
1085
00:41:36,165 --> 00:41:36,627
Call her.
1086
00:41:36,627 --> 00:41:37,570
She'll sink her teeth into this.
1087
00:41:37,586 --> 00:41:40,190
Also--and mary howard at "the post," and we should tip her,too.
1088
00:41:40,205 --> 00:41:41,070
You are very good.
1089
00:41:41,086 --> 00:41:42,802
Well,that's why you hired me.
1090
00:41:42,818 --> 00:41:44,253
Excellent decision on my part.
1091
00:41:44,267 --> 00:41:45,652
Well,I'm glad you think so.
1092
00:41:45,665 --> 00:41:46,603
We'll go with that one.
1093
00:41:46,618 --> 00:41:46,955
Thanks.
1094
00:41:46,955 --> 00:41:47,550
All right.
1095
00:41:48,266 --> 00:41:49,521
let's go,people.
1096
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