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[Dramatic music playing]
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[Beads rattling on curtain]
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[Sniffs]. Oh.
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Ohh!
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Whoo!
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[Sniffs]. Whoo.
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- [Speaking foreign language]
- _
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_
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[Spits]
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Mm-hmm.
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[Music continues]
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[Hisses]
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[Slow rock music plays]
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[Sips]
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[Feedback squeals]
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The Morristown Frackers
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would like to thank you
all for attending today.
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[Yawns]
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All... oh, let's call it a dozen of you.
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Guess you lucky fans
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can just feel free to
stretch your legs right out
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and enjoy your own section
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all to yourself.
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[Blade sharpening]
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- [Sighs]
- Hey.
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What, um... What are
you... What are you wearing?
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Yeah, all right. I
know I look ridiculous,
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but my dad wore it when they
went on a winning streak in '86,
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so I figured, can't hurt.
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Is dressing badly, like,
just a thing for baseball?
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'Cause that would explain his jacket.
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Superstition is a thing in baseball.
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It's a tradition that if
you're on a losing streak,
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you change everything that you're doing.
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And if you're on a winning streak,
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you don't change anything.
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Well said. Now, can you say
some of that into the mic?
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I ain't paying you to talk to Charles.
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Uribe's at the plate.
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[Applause]
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I don't need a microphone
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to chat with a dozen
people at the ballpark.
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Hey, Uribe! You look
slimmer! Did you lose weight?
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Pedro: Oh, yes, I did,
Jim. Thank you for noticing.
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As long as it's into the mic.
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[Feedback squeals]
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Pedro Uribe has lost weight.
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- That is all.
- [Switch clicks]
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Jim: You know what's not
helping my suicidal depression?
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Calling baseball games
into an empty stadium
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and having my own words
bounce back into my face
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like some kind of haunting
metaphor for life's futility.
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Listen, my plan is gonna take time.
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Morristown has been drowning
in apathy for so long,
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they... they don't even recognize
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that I'm throwing them a life preserver.
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Plus, I'm competing with
dirt-cheap entertainment
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that's in every home here.
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Cable?
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- Meth.
- Ah.
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But they'll all come around soon enough
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'cause I'm offering the
only drug more powerful.
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Heroin.
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Nostalgia.
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I think you're wildly
underestimating heroin.
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When the team starts winning again,
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everyone's gonna come back so
they can relive the glory days.
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What makes you think
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that that team is gonna
win any ball games?
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Our luck is gonna change. We're due!
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The team, me, even you.
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[Ice cubes clinking]
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[Laughing]
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Oh, yeah, laugh at my hope.
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I'm sorry, it's just...
You actually believe that?
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Yeah, and I put my money where
my mouth is when I got my loan.
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[Book thuds]
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You know what? Let me
take a look at this.
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- No, wait, 'cause it's...
- No, no! Come on.
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No! It's turtle racing starting soon.
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- Stacy.
- Come on, hey, let me see it.
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I know a thing or two about loans.
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I did a bunch of commercials
for reverse mortgages
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back in the Philippines.
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Is it big enough?
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Uh, I'm gonna need you to
top me off, though, first.
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Jesus, you're blowing
through all my good whiskey.
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[Glass clinks]
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Care for some...
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[Blows dust]
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... Sambuca?
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[Indistinct shouting, whistling]
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[Crowd cheering]
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You have a balloon payment due
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after the first month of the season?
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Yep. Hey! No nudging the turtles!
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[Cheering continues]
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Yeah, wait till you get to page 47.
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No, I saw that. [Chuckles]
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The team has to finish above .500.
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[Booing and jeering]
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Why in the world would
you agree to all this crap?
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I couldn't just let the team die.
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It would be like losing a limb.
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My dad played first base for
Morristown from '81 to '87.
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Shit, I lost my virginity in
the visitors' bullpen in '88.
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I did what I had to do.
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Here's to giant, life-altering mistakes.
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We both know them well.
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- [Glasses clink]
- We surely do.
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Ugh! This shit is disgusting.
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- It does the trick.
- Mm-hmm.
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Christ's sakes, you're
starting to look good to me,
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and you're a goddamned disaster.
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Well, thank you for the half-compliment.
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And for the record,
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you looked good to me when
that bottle was still full.
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I'll give you one shot.
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Woo me.
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I may not be the best
[Beep] in any room,
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but I am definitely
the best [Beep] in this room.
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[Door slams]
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[Banging]
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[Grunting]
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- Get it off!
- I'm getting it off!
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- [Grunting]
- Aah!
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Jim: All right, for those
of you just joining us,
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I got a good one going here.
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Brockmire taking no chances,
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starting right off in the missionary.
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Okay, shh.
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- He's trying to find his rhythm.
- Okay, okay, shh.
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Ho!
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Julia James with a surprise
finger in the keister!
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And Brockmire is into it.
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[Moans]
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Oh, man!
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The old fastball sign makes
for a real snug butt plug.
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Jim: Okay, folks.
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Bott... [Spits]
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Bottom of the 9th.
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[Spits]
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Frackers have runners
on the corners,
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and I'm just gonna...
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I'm gonna rest my eyes
for just a little bit.
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[Groans] Sambuca.
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[Crowd cheering, whistling]
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Hey, am I wrong? Is the
winning point at bat?
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The winning run is up, yes,
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but he hits the ball
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like he's trying to wake
it up from a little nap,
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so I'm just gonna take it easy
until he makes the final out.
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Okay, whatever,
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as long as you stop talking about...
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Oh, my God, last night was
some of the best sex I ever had.
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No. No, you didn't
stop talking about it.
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There was an improvisational
quality to it.
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It... It was like every
surface in her apartment
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- was a workbench upon which...
- No.
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Yeah, upon which
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- we constructed our sexual art.
- Please.
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Hey, Jim? Please stop, okay?
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Jules is like my mom,
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and you've been talking
about having sex with her
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for the past three hours.
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- I just...
- It's messed up!
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I just... I have to end things with her
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before everything gets messy,
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metaphorically and literally.
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We went through half a
tube of lube last night.
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Aaaah!
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Stop it! Stop, shh!
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This wasn't about vaginal moisture.
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- She has that in spades.
- [Sighs]
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It was strictly a friction issue.
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- [Stammers] Shut up!
- [Feedback squeals]
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[Cheering]
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[Bat cracks]
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Lazy fly ball to left field.
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This should do it, folks.
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Whoa!
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No! It falls!
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And now Maldonado kicks
it like it owes him money.
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And now they're sprinting
around the bases.
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- Go, go, go!
- It's a Little League home run!
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The Frackers win!
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[Cheering]
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The Frackers win!
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[Cheering continues]
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Yeah! Whoo!
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[Vomiting]
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[Gags]
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[Retching, vomit splashing]
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Uh...
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[Sighs]
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Uh... for the record,
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Sambuca tastes better
on the way out, folks.
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[Cheers and applause]
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Ohh. [Spits]
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Look, I'm disaster on about
17 different levels, all right,
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so I just think any more
hanky panky between us
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would, well, probably be a mistake.
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Huge mistake.
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For Christ's sakes, you say
things like "hanky panky."
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Trust me, sleeping with you
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was one of the biggest
regrets of my life,
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and I have a tattoo of a
dream catcher on my ankle.
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To be clear, okay, I...
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Hey, I do not think that I am capable
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of having a successful
adult relationship anymore.
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Yeah, no. That's... abundantly clear.
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Well, getting emasculated
in front of America
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caused me to chase ass like a Kennedy,
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but, you know, you're not
just some fling in a bar.
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You happen to be my boss.
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So... What... What...
What are you doing?
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Are you serious?
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They won.
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So... unfortunately for both of us,
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we're gonna have to repeat
everything we did last night.
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[Soul music plays]
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Ho, what the hell. All right.
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Uh, just keep that dream
catcher tattoo covered up,
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because I have to maintain
an erection over here.
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I actually don't think
that's gonna be a problem.
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I call bottom this time!
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I can believe you went
down on me three times.
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Oh, I can do it again.
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You still haven't experienced
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what I like to call the
conference on the mound.
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- Okay, shh.
- You know, it's kind of a...
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Shut up.
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Is that the finger
that you put in my ass?
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Shh.
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Hope you folks are all enjoying
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"Free Cold Medicine Day"
here at the ballpark.
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Quick reminder... Go ahead
and have another gel pack.
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The Frackers won't judge you
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like those snooty pharmacy assholes.
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All right, now, listen up.
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We got a good one going here.
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Look at the field now,
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because the Frackers
are threatening
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here in the bottom of the 8th
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with runners on the corners.
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[Scattered cheering]
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And here comes the pitch.
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[Bat cracks]
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Whoo! [Laughs]
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Some might call that Istanbul,
but I call it Constantinople!
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The Frackers take the lead!
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My gosh, what a comeback.
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So, a Sambuca-fueled Brockmire
is still struggling mightily
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with the button-fly jeans.
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Come on, now!
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All right. Here comes the
payoff pitch from Grant.
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[Bat cracks]
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Deep fly ball to center field.
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Back at the warning track.
260
00:10:44,749 --> 00:10:46,684
He makes the grab,
261
00:10:46,752 --> 00:10:51,423
and the Frackers miraculously
escape a bases-loaded jam.
262
00:10:51,489 --> 00:10:53,392
My goodness!
263
00:10:54,792 --> 00:10:55,626
Proceed.
264
00:10:55,694 --> 00:10:57,262
[Muffled speaking]
265
00:10:57,329 --> 00:10:59,131
Oh, my God. Just shoot me.
266
00:10:59,197 --> 00:11:00,264
Frickin' shoot me.
267
00:11:00,331 --> 00:11:01,799
Oh, my goodness.
268
00:11:01,867 --> 00:11:04,202
He dropped the
ball. That's a balk!
269
00:11:04,268 --> 00:11:05,672
A walk-off balk
270
00:11:05,696 --> 00:11:08,139
gives the Frackers their
fifth win in a row.
271
00:11:08,206 --> 00:11:10,408
Now I have seen everything.
272
00:11:10,475 --> 00:11:11,542
Cheers.
273
00:11:11,609 --> 00:11:12,844
[Glasses clink]
274
00:11:12,911 --> 00:11:15,380
[Chuckles]
275
00:11:15,446 --> 00:11:17,114
- [Laughs]
- Oh, it's happening.
276
00:11:17,181 --> 00:11:19,084
- No, he's not!
- It's happening.
277
00:11:19,151 --> 00:11:21,353
[Laughing] No! Oh, yes!
278
00:11:21,420 --> 00:11:24,423
All right! Go, Brockmire!
279
00:11:24,489 --> 00:11:26,424
Oh, my God!
280
00:11:26,492 --> 00:11:27,692
Ladies and gentlemen,
281
00:11:27,756 --> 00:11:32,731
Brockmire showing the crowd
why naked men should never run.
282
00:11:32,797 --> 00:11:34,232
[Chuckles]
283
00:11:34,298 --> 00:11:38,936
Your dick and balls look like
they're having a fistfight!
284
00:11:39,003 --> 00:11:39,904
[Bat cracks]
285
00:11:39,971 --> 00:11:41,405
Home run... Frackers!
286
00:11:41,473 --> 00:11:43,608
Whoo-hoo-hoo!
287
00:11:43,675 --> 00:11:46,344
That's their sixth win in a row.
288
00:11:46,411 --> 00:11:51,416
And the rockets' red glare
289
00:11:51,483 --> 00:11:56,615
The bombs bursting in air
290
00:11:56,695 --> 00:11:58,814
-
Gave proof through the...
- [Footsteps thudding]
291
00:11:58,845 --> 00:12:00,091
Where have you been?!
292
00:12:00,135 --> 00:12:01,274
Charles got T-boned by
293
00:12:01,362 --> 00:12:03,056
- an ambulance on the way here.
- [Gasps]
294
00:12:03,061 --> 00:12:06,431
I-I... It was full of
blood for a blood drive.
295
00:12:06,498 --> 00:12:07,799
I kept slipping in it.
296
00:12:07,832 --> 00:12:09,449
- Wait, so that's not your blood?
- No.
297
00:12:09,521 --> 00:12:11,101
- Get out. Get out.
- I don't know whose blood this is.
298
00:12:11,168 --> 00:12:13,471
- I don't know whose blood this is!
- Close the door.
299
00:12:13,538 --> 00:12:16,006
She's already singing.
We don't have any time.
300
00:12:16,074 --> 00:12:18,176
Shit, shit, shit.
301
00:12:18,243 --> 00:12:20,145
... wave
302
00:12:20,211 --> 00:12:21,580
Come on, Brockmire!
303
00:12:21,647 --> 00:12:22,982
All right. I'm hurrying.
I'm hurrying I am. I am.
304
00:12:23,047 --> 00:12:27,018
- [Grunting]
-
... land of the free
305
00:12:27,093 --> 00:12:29,174
- [Grunting, moaning]
-
Oh
306
00:12:29,214 --> 00:12:32,117
And the home
307
00:12:32,153 --> 00:12:37,359
Of the brave
308
00:12:37,863 --> 00:12:40,465
- Lay it down.
- [Moaning]
309
00:12:40,532 --> 00:12:44,448
- [Grunting, moaning continue]
- [Clapping]
310
00:12:46,459 --> 00:12:48,628
[Indistinct conversations]
311
00:12:48,825 --> 00:12:49,905
Jim: My goodness. You were right.
312
00:12:49,933 --> 00:12:52,135
These people... They
are high on nostalgia.
313
00:12:52,272 --> 00:12:53,507
Jules!
314
00:12:53,574 --> 00:12:54,875
- Jules.
- Hey!
315
00:12:54,926 --> 00:12:57,729
Who's that haircut with teeth?
316
00:12:57,811 --> 00:12:59,145
Um, that's Gary.
317
00:12:59,213 --> 00:13:00,948
- Gary.
- He's the point person around here
318
00:13:01,014 --> 00:13:03,082
for Pennsylvania Shale Oil and Gas.
319
00:13:03,149 --> 00:13:04,784
We kind of had a thing for a bit.
320
00:13:04,851 --> 00:13:05,818
Did you now?
321
00:13:05,886 --> 00:13:06,954
[Chuckles]
322
00:13:07,021 --> 00:13:08,322
Look at this crowd.
323
00:13:08,388 --> 00:13:11,258
I'm so proud of you.
Your dream's coming true.
324
00:13:11,325 --> 00:13:12,660
Mm.
325
00:13:12,726 --> 00:13:14,193
Thank you.
326
00:13:14,261 --> 00:13:15,930
Um, Gary, I want you to meet...
327
00:13:15,997 --> 00:13:17,731
Jim Brockmire.
328
00:13:17,797 --> 00:13:19,332
Wow. I'll tell you what.
329
00:13:19,399 --> 00:13:22,344
I am a big fan of your
work in Kansas City.
330
00:13:22,407 --> 00:13:24,337
- I don't like you.
- What?
331
00:13:24,440 --> 00:13:26,639
Something about your essence is
just rubbing me the wrong way,
332
00:13:26,805 --> 00:13:27,675
so I'd appreciate it if you'd just...
333
00:13:27,742 --> 00:13:28,809
just keep your distance from me.
334
00:13:28,875 --> 00:13:30,944
[Chuckles] Uh, Jim...
335
00:13:31,026 --> 00:13:33,997
[Laughs] Gary is a friend.
336
00:13:34,063 --> 00:13:36,242
He's the one who helped me get my loan
337
00:13:36,336 --> 00:13:37,169
so I could buy the team.
338
00:13:37,263 --> 00:13:38,025
- Really?
- Yes.
339
00:13:38,043 --> 00:13:38,938
'Cause I read that loan,
340
00:13:38,986 --> 00:13:40,554
and no true friend would
ever let you sign it.
341
00:13:41,175 --> 00:13:43,043
Come on. The guy is
obviously up to something.
342
00:13:43,109 --> 00:13:45,613
The man works for a gas
company, for crying out loud.
343
00:13:45,680 --> 00:13:48,649
Never trust a man who sucks
Satan's dick for a living.
344
00:13:48,715 --> 00:13:50,017
All right.
345
00:13:50,084 --> 00:13:52,051
Nice to meet you. Stay
the hell away from me.
346
00:13:52,118 --> 00:13:55,455
Don't be sorry. Everybody gets jealous.
347
00:13:55,522 --> 00:13:58,325
Jea... Uh, whoa. [Chuckles] Excuse...
348
00:13:58,392 --> 00:14:00,594
Now, why would I be jealous, sweetheart?
349
00:14:00,661 --> 00:14:01,896
Well, it's only natural.
350
00:14:01,963 --> 00:14:03,764
When two people spend
this much time together,
351
00:14:03,830 --> 00:14:05,099
feelings bubble up.
352
00:14:05,166 --> 00:14:07,233
Darlin', I don't have feelings for you.
353
00:14:07,301 --> 00:14:09,403
I don't have feelings for anybody.
354
00:14:12,073 --> 00:14:14,141
Just out of curiosity, though,
355
00:14:14,208 --> 00:14:17,511
um, how long did you and
Gary date for, anyway?
356
00:14:17,578 --> 00:14:20,113
We went out two or three times.
357
00:14:20,180 --> 00:14:22,115
Did you, uh, have sex with him?
358
00:14:22,182 --> 00:14:24,217
Seven and a half...
359
00:14:24,285 --> 00:14:27,588
Depends how you... I mean,
eight times, probably.
360
00:14:27,670 --> 00:14:29,338
Wow. Seven and a half.
361
00:14:29,389 --> 00:14:30,105
Half a time?
362
00:14:30,141 --> 00:14:31,576
That should have been
interesting. All right.
363
00:14:32,193 --> 00:14:33,894
Just... I'm sorry. I
can't... I... Really?
364
00:14:33,960 --> 00:14:36,796
'Cause I can't believe you
actually had sex with that guy.
365
00:14:36,863 --> 00:14:38,298
Why? He's very nice
366
00:14:38,366 --> 00:14:39,645
and knows a lot about wine
367
00:14:39,654 --> 00:14:40,683
- and isn't diabetic.
- Oh.
368
00:14:40,746 --> 00:14:42,536
And around here, that makes him
the catch of the frickin' century.
369
00:14:42,603 --> 00:14:44,305
And you know what? You
have no right to judge me.
370
00:14:44,372 --> 00:14:47,141
You've admitted to having
sex with prostitutes
371
00:14:47,208 --> 00:14:48,608
all over the world.
372
00:14:48,676 --> 00:14:50,844
Hey, I was helping those
ladies find a new life
373
00:14:50,911 --> 00:14:51,945
20 bucks at a time.
374
00:14:52,012 --> 00:14:53,180
[Laughing] 20 bucks?
375
00:14:53,247 --> 00:14:55,449
Oh, the dollar's very strong right now.
376
00:14:55,516 --> 00:14:57,218
You know what? You're an asshole.
377
00:14:57,285 --> 00:14:59,386
I can't even look at
you. Tonight, blindfolds.
378
00:14:59,453 --> 00:15:00,853
No, we're not. You know why?
379
00:15:00,921 --> 00:15:02,388
'Cause I'm tired of treating my dick
380
00:15:02,455 --> 00:15:03,756
like some kind of a lucky
381
00:15:03,829 --> 00:15:04,598
- rabbit's foot.
- Oh.
382
00:15:04,638 --> 00:15:05,725
No, the idea that our sex
383
00:15:05,792 --> 00:15:08,494
is actually helping the
Frackers win ball games is...
384
00:15:08,561 --> 00:15:09,529
It's ludicrous.
385
00:15:09,595 --> 00:15:11,831
So, if you don't believe in the streak
386
00:15:11,898 --> 00:15:14,100
and you don't have any feelings for me,
387
00:15:14,167 --> 00:15:15,335
why have we been having sex
388
00:15:15,402 --> 00:15:17,003
every night for the last two weeks?
389
00:15:17,070 --> 00:15:18,906
Because I thought my only other option
390
00:15:18,980 --> 00:15:21,224
was talking to that asshole all night.
391
00:15:21,272 --> 00:15:21,978
But you know?
392
00:15:22,040 --> 00:15:23,049
- No, maybe I made a mistake.
- Oh.
393
00:15:23,089 --> 00:15:24,511
Hey, friend? Excuse me.
394
00:15:24,578 --> 00:15:25,646
What's your story?
395
00:15:25,713 --> 00:15:27,248
Oh. Well...
396
00:15:27,315 --> 00:15:29,849
I was born two days prematurely.
397
00:15:29,916 --> 00:15:31,285
No, no.
398
00:15:31,352 --> 00:15:33,187
Clearly, I was right to
have sex with you instead.
399
00:15:33,193 --> 00:15:34,921
So, all right. How about this...
400
00:15:35,022 --> 00:15:36,390
Ehh...
401
00:15:36,456 --> 00:15:38,524
I don't really feel like it anymore.
402
00:15:38,592 --> 00:15:40,961
I mean, I didn't feel like
it half the times we did it.
403
00:15:41,027 --> 00:15:43,596
Your personal grooming is...
404
00:15:43,663 --> 00:15:44,998
[Whistles]
405
00:15:45,065 --> 00:15:46,700
It's atrocious, and you
smell like weird herbs.
406
00:15:46,767 --> 00:15:48,368
Oh, that's the Sambuca.
407
00:15:48,435 --> 00:15:52,205
Only reason I did it was because
it was my civic frickin' duty.
408
00:15:52,272 --> 00:15:55,142
But I would rather lose
every game from here on in
409
00:15:55,209 --> 00:15:57,878
than have sex with you again.
410
00:15:57,945 --> 00:16:00,647
Fi-Fine. Okay.
411
00:16:00,714 --> 00:16:04,317
I'll bet we win tomorrow's game by...
412
00:16:04,384 --> 00:16:07,252
Jim: And with the score 18-0,
413
00:16:07,320 --> 00:16:09,223
looks like the fairy tale is over
414
00:16:09,290 --> 00:16:11,325
and the Frackers have
turned back into a pumpkin
415
00:16:11,392 --> 00:16:12,693
through no fault of anyone's
416
00:16:12,759 --> 00:16:15,728
other than the players
on the field, of course.
417
00:16:15,796 --> 00:16:18,333
[Country music plays]
418
00:16:23,373 --> 00:16:25,675
All right. Frackers are
down to their final out.
419
00:16:25,742 --> 00:16:27,377
Here comes the pitch.
420
00:16:27,444 --> 00:16:29,146
Good slider there,
421
00:16:29,213 --> 00:16:32,549
and the count goes to 0-2 now to Uribe.
422
00:16:32,616 --> 00:16:33,918
Hey, Brockmire!
423
00:16:33,985 --> 00:16:36,855
You want to party with Uribe tonight?
424
00:16:39,223 --> 00:16:41,291
Yeah, I'm pretty sure I'm free.
425
00:16:41,358 --> 00:16:42,592
Strike!
426
00:16:42,660 --> 00:16:44,694
I guess I'm free now.
427
00:16:44,761 --> 00:16:47,097
[Reggae music plays]
428
00:16:47,164 --> 00:16:49,866
So, is you dating anyone?
429
00:16:49,934 --> 00:16:52,435
No. Why do you ask that?
430
00:16:52,502 --> 00:16:55,272
Oh, I think maybe you
and Miss Jules.
431
00:16:55,339 --> 00:16:57,073
- [Chuckles]
- No, no. Hey, no.
432
00:16:57,140 --> 00:17:00,110
Nothing going on between
me and Miss "Hools."
433
00:17:00,177 --> 00:17:02,746
What about you? You...
You got anybody special?
434
00:17:02,814 --> 00:17:05,216
Ha. Uribe never marry.
435
00:17:05,282 --> 00:17:08,652
No one ties me down,
not even my 13 kids.
436
00:17:08,720 --> 00:17:10,688
13 kids?
437
00:17:10,754 --> 00:17:12,022
I'm Catholic.
438
00:17:12,089 --> 00:17:14,324
Condoms are sin, and I hate to pull out.
439
00:17:14,392 --> 00:17:16,661
I hear you. Very difficult
to leave the party
440
00:17:16,728 --> 00:17:18,095
when it is just getting good.
441
00:17:18,162 --> 00:17:20,290
Child support is why I still play,
442
00:17:20,394 --> 00:17:22,232
even though I only 29.
443
00:17:22,299 --> 00:17:25,302
American kids are so expensive.
444
00:17:25,369 --> 00:17:27,237
The Dominican ones, not so much.
445
00:17:27,305 --> 00:17:28,739
The dollar is very strong right now.
446
00:17:28,806 --> 00:17:30,674
Oh, hey. You... You
don't have to tell me.
447
00:17:30,741 --> 00:17:32,542
[Sniffs]
448
00:17:32,609 --> 00:17:34,511
Ooh-ha!
449
00:17:34,578 --> 00:17:36,547
- [Knock on door]
- Ah.
450
00:17:36,614 --> 00:17:39,684
And as my guest...
451
00:17:39,751 --> 00:17:42,220
you can pick.
452
00:17:42,287 --> 00:17:43,454
Oh. Well, uh...
453
00:17:43,521 --> 00:17:45,689
Well, let's just...
We'll let the girls pick.
454
00:17:45,757 --> 00:17:46,924
You're cute.
455
00:17:46,991 --> 00:17:49,492
You remind me of my favorite stepdad.
456
00:17:49,559 --> 00:17:52,363
I... Oh... Well, you
know, I get that a lot.
457
00:17:52,369 --> 00:17:55,135
- Um, Uribe.
- Hmm?
458
00:17:55,206 --> 00:17:56,667
Pedro? [Clicks tongue]
459
00:17:56,733 --> 00:17:58,235
Um...
460
00:17:58,302 --> 00:18:01,238
How likely is this to
become a group-sex situation?
461
00:18:01,306 --> 00:18:02,840
No, because, in the fog of war,
462
00:18:02,906 --> 00:18:04,442
sometimes things get a little chaotic,
463
00:18:04,509 --> 00:18:06,644
so I think we should
set some ground rules.
464
00:18:06,711 --> 00:18:07,912
Oye.
465
00:18:07,979 --> 00:18:09,947
I am no cigua, okay?
466
00:18:10,013 --> 00:18:12,916
If my dick is inside of a woman,
467
00:18:12,983 --> 00:18:15,819
whatever you do to me is not gay,
468
00:18:15,886 --> 00:18:17,221
so do a lot of it.
469
00:18:17,288 --> 00:18:18,623
[Laughs]
470
00:18:18,690 --> 00:18:19,624
[Claps]
471
00:18:19,691 --> 00:18:21,158
A lot!
472
00:18:21,224 --> 00:18:22,394
A lot.
473
00:18:24,295 --> 00:18:25,196
Hey.
474
00:18:25,262 --> 00:18:27,365
Let's make things interesting.
475
00:18:27,432 --> 00:18:28,566
Oh.
476
00:18:28,633 --> 00:18:30,300
[Slurps]
477
00:18:30,367 --> 00:18:31,836
Mmm. [Chuckles]
478
00:18:31,903 --> 00:18:33,904
They're already pretty fascinating.
479
00:18:33,971 --> 00:18:35,239
[Chuckles]
480
00:18:35,306 --> 00:18:36,641
[Knock on door]
481
00:18:36,707 --> 00:18:38,441
- Who is it?
- Brockmire.
482
00:18:38,509 --> 00:18:41,212
[Sighs]
483
00:18:41,279 --> 00:18:43,180
I thought you were with Uribe.
484
00:18:43,222 --> 00:18:46,702
I was, I was, but I think I realized
485
00:18:46,741 --> 00:18:48,084
that I don't want to
be that guy anymore.
486
00:18:48,152 --> 00:18:50,054
Maybe I never was
that guy, but I just...
487
00:18:50,120 --> 00:18:51,755
I wanted to be because
then that would mean
488
00:18:51,822 --> 00:18:54,324
I couldn't be hurt again or something.
489
00:18:54,392 --> 00:18:55,760
[Chuckling] I just...
490
00:18:55,827 --> 00:18:57,295
I know that I like you.
491
00:18:57,361 --> 00:19:00,263
I like that you see the world
for the shit pile that it is,
492
00:19:00,330 --> 00:19:02,299
but that just makes you shovel faster.
493
00:19:02,927 --> 00:19:04,934
Most of all, I like that we seem to have
494
00:19:05,001 --> 00:19:07,805
the same exact level of
functional alcoholism.
495
00:19:07,872 --> 00:19:09,774
I don't want to be
getting gross and high
496
00:19:09,840 --> 00:19:11,074
with a bunch of strangers.
497
00:19:11,142 --> 00:19:14,078
I want to... I want to be here with you.
498
00:19:14,145 --> 00:19:15,713
Are you high right now?
499
00:19:15,780 --> 00:19:17,682
A little bit, yes. I-I'm not prude.
500
00:19:17,749 --> 00:19:19,350
I had a couple toots. Come on.
501
00:19:19,416 --> 00:19:22,724
You know, the thing is, is you and me...
502
00:19:22,764 --> 00:19:23,688
It's just not a good idea.
503
00:19:23,754 --> 00:19:26,122
This is a terrible idea, but...
504
00:19:26,190 --> 00:19:27,458
[Sighs]
505
00:19:27,524 --> 00:19:30,794
I looked into your eyes for
a long time the other night.
506
00:19:30,861 --> 00:19:33,330
I know that you're feeling
the same things I am.
507
00:19:33,397 --> 00:19:34,398
I know it.
508
00:19:34,997 --> 00:19:36,900
Baseball makes me want to exist.
509
00:19:36,968 --> 00:19:41,195
You... You make me want to live.
510
00:19:42,039 --> 00:19:45,876
God... damn it.
511
00:19:47,959 --> 00:19:50,395
[Rock music plays]
512
00:20:09,817 --> 00:20:10,759
As many of you know,
513
00:20:10,871 --> 00:20:13,006
it was our plan to
encourage a bankruptcy
514
00:20:13,073 --> 00:20:14,675
of the Morristown baseball team
515
00:20:14,742 --> 00:20:16,476
so that we could demolish the stadium
516
00:20:16,543 --> 00:20:18,745
and build a long-needed wastewater pit.
517
00:20:18,812 --> 00:20:21,047
Well, unfortunately,
attendance is much higher
518
00:20:21,115 --> 00:20:22,503
than, uh, our models predicted,
519
00:20:22,558 --> 00:20:24,550
so, uh, it is my position
520
00:20:24,630 --> 00:20:27,970
that we take a much
more... aggressive stance.
521
00:20:28,010 --> 00:20:30,390
Um, all in favor?
522
00:20:30,457 --> 00:20:31,993
Okay, good.
523
00:20:32,051 --> 00:20:36,254
Last but certainly not least.
524
00:20:36,330 --> 00:20:39,666
[Laughter]
525
00:20:39,734 --> 00:20:42,003
Sweet, sweet Deb.
526
00:20:42,070 --> 00:20:43,937
My favorite memories
of you will always be
527
00:20:43,996 --> 00:20:46,351
from the 2013 retreat in Mazatl?n.
528
00:20:46,406 --> 00:20:47,808
You were a diamond
529
00:20:47,875 --> 00:20:49,810
that glittered for us all that weekend,
530
00:20:49,877 --> 00:20:51,378
and call me sentimental,
531
00:20:51,445 --> 00:20:53,893
but I'd like to see you
glitter one more time.
532
00:20:53,964 --> 00:20:57,618
So, Deb, do you remember...
533
00:20:57,685 --> 00:20:59,253
the Margarita Men?
534
00:20:59,320 --> 00:21:02,223
[Mariachi music plays,
Cheers and laughter]
535
00:21:02,290 --> 00:21:04,859
Look at her face! We
love you, Deborah Gortley!
536
00:21:04,926 --> 00:21:06,394
Whoo!
537
00:21:06,461 --> 00:21:08,128
- [Clapping rhythmically]
- [Chanting] Mazatl?n! Mazatl?n!
538
00:21:08,195 --> 00:21:09,297
Mazatl?n! Mazatl?n!
539
00:21:09,364 --> 00:21:10,865
This is Pennsylvania Shale right here!
540
00:21:10,932 --> 00:21:12,633
This is why we do what we do!
541
00:21:12,699 --> 00:21:14,000
[Laughter]
542
00:21:14,068 --> 00:21:15,336
Look at her! Look at here!
543
00:21:15,403 --> 00:21:17,272
[Music continues]
544
00:21:17,785 --> 00:21:21,852
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