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Morning, boss.
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Top of the morning to you.
Got a little mission for you.
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I'm kind of busy.
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You got 15 seconds
to defuse this bomb,
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or we're all pink mist.
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What? No! I'm a hacker!
I don't know how to do this!
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Consider it a pop quiz.
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Uh...
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Uh... Uh...
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Oh, no, I don't... Uh, uh...
Google. Google.
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Okay. "Giant bombs."
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No, no, not
Nicolas Cage movies!
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I'm gonna die!
I'm gonna die!
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Oh!
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Classic Oz.
What'd he do this time?
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Oh, dude.
Another one of his stupid tests.
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Seriously, dude,
I'm sick of 'em.
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Oh!
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Okay. Find your way home,
using only these items.
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Bowie knife,
matches, some olives.
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See you back
at the office, kid!
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I mean, seriously, what is
he always testing me for?
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I wish he'd just leave me alone
and let me hack.
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I'm not a leader.
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I'll never say, "I'll allow it,"
like he does.
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Hello.
I'm looking for my niece, Molly Hughes.
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Holy balls! It's him! It's him!
Hi.
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It's him.
It's Peter Mayhew.
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It's Chewbacca!
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Do you know
what this means?
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This means I'm in love
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with the uncle of the woman
that I'm in love with.
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Okay, well, they're coming over here,
so get yourself together.
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I can't, I can't. I can't.
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He was inside one of my favorite
characters of all time.
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Oh, my God, oh, my God,
oh, my God!
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Cameron, my uncle
needs Oz's help.
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Uh, okay, cool.
Let's go to the conference room.
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Well, actually, the conference
room is currently unavailable.
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Oh, hey, guys.
Check it out.
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It's the toy piano
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from that movie with Tom Hanks
where that lady rapes a kid.
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Actually, this job
is rather, uh, delicate.
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Is there somewhere
we could go to be more discreet?
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What are you doing?
Uh, uh, nothing.
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All right, Mr. Mayhew.
You're off the grid. What's the story?
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I was in a moving picture
called Star Wars.
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Hmm.
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My character
was named Chewbacca.
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Um, yeah,
we've all seen it.
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Uncle Peter was scheduled
to do a fan convention in San Diego.
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As always, he traveled with
the original Chewbacca suit.
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Someone stole it and mocked usin the process.
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Any ideas on who snaked
your space mink?
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Well, it could be anyone.
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One collector
offered $5 million for it,
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and my uncle is willing to pay half
that for its return.
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Well, you two are in luck.
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You'll get the friends-and-family
discount.
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We'll do it
for $2 million flat.
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Deal.
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Do what it takes,
and no questions asked.
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We're gonna punch it, Chewie.
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Molly, hold up. You never told
me you're from Wookiee blood.
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You said
you never saw Star Wars.
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I never did,
and I never will.
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Are you crazy? That movie was the best
thing in my childhood.
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Well, it was
the worst thing about mine.
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When I was a child, everyone
pretended to be my friend
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just so they could meet
a walking carpet.
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Kids can be so cruel.
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Can we do dinner
with your uncle tonight?
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Molly. It'll be my treat.
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Dude, it's just
a guy in a suit.
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You're a guy in a suit.
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Why are you doing this, man?
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Dude, 'cause I'm scary
like that...
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Shutty. Look who just
found the Wook-napper.
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His name is Bobby Fettman.
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They call him
the Bounty Hunter.
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The Bounty Hunter?
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Legend has it
he has a subterranean bunker
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with all top collectibles.
It's nerd-vana.
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It makes no sense. Why would he post
pictures of himself in the stolen suit?
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You don't get it! Okay?
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This is the Chewie suit.
Original silky yak hair.
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If you slip it on,
you gotta show it off.
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I'm glad you speak his language,
but this punk is going down.
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The only thing,
it's gotta be on the DL.
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Veronica cannot
know about it.
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Why? Because this $2 million
gives me enough
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to exercise a buyback clause
in my contract with OCP.
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It's time, kiddies.
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We are getting
the company back.
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Oh, yeah.
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We got your back
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Okay, boys,
I bought us some time.
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I challenged Vee and Creepy C
that they couldn't
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play Chopstickswithout screwing it up.
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Dun, dun, dun. Dun, dun, dun, dun.
Carol!
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Sorry!
I don't know this song!
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I said an "E,"
not a "C" sharp!
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Your hammer toe is getting
in the way of your dancing!
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Sounds like
we got about an hour.
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What's the skinny
on Fettman?
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Did a little digging
and found our in.
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Fettman spends all his time at this
seedy bar in the valley,
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trying to pick up girls,
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and he's got
a very specific type.
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There's a striking
resemblance to...
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Veronica!
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Hey, it's really
sounding great, you two.
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Uh, Vee, would you mind
helping us out with a little job-ski?
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No way. Not until
Carol and I nail this.
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I need you to
seduce a billionaire.
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Bye, Carol.
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Man. This place
looks kind of rough.
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You will never find a more wretched
hive of scum and villainy.
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I've been to worse.
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At least this place
doesn't have
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a concrete floor
with a drain in the middle.
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Okay, I have eyes on Fettman.
He's in the back booth.
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Let's rock 'n' roll.
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We get that phone, we hack into his life.
You ready, Vee?
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Yeah, we're ready.
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Oops.
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You dropped your purse.
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Oh. Why, thank you, sir.
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Do you want to sit down?
Of course.
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I'm Bobby Fettman.
Can I buy you a libation?
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I'm Blanche Deveraux.
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Just a moist Southern peach
waiting to be plucked.
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Hello there, beautiful.
Can I buy you a drink?
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Oh. Can't you see
the lady is with someone?
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Oh, why,
two gentleman callers?
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Are you boys gonna fight
over little ol' me?
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Nah. You know what?
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On, uh, closer inspection,
she's all yours.
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I swiped his cell phone.
Chop chop, Cam.
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It's only a matter of time
before he finds out
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about the phone
and the phony accent.
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Come on, come on,
come on, come on. Okay.
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Downloaded. Go, go, go,
go, go, go, go, go, go.
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This is what I look like
when I bounce.
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You're really
good at it, too.
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Ohh.
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Okay. Thanks for the drink.
I'm out of here.
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Wait, but you
laugh so good.
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Hey, can I just buy you
some expensive things
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sometime, um, if you like
that sort of thing?
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Well, I suppose I could
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dally.
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He doesn't like you.
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I'm... Sorry?
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I don't like you, either.
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This is not the dork
you're looking for.
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This is not the dork
we're looking for.
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Go back to your drinks.
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Let's go back to our drinks.
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Let's hit it, kid.
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Hey, Oz, thanks for
saving my ass last night
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with some kind of
freaky mind control.
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"Mind control?"
Don't be ridiculous.
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They just saw
the butt of my Glock,
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but you should know
that once I get Contra back,
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I'm not always gonna be
around to protect you.
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Why? Where are
you gonna be?
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Uh, drumming up business,
hanging with sheiks,
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backing military coups,
general globe-trotter-y.
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Once I'm gone,
you are gonna be the guy
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sitting in that Kirk chair,
running the ship.
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No, no, no, no, no.
I'm not a captain.
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I'm like the guy
in the red shirt
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that stands in the corner,
that nobody bothers.
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Yeah, but that guy dies.
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Let's go see what you got
off Fettman's phone. Come on.
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Fettman had everything
on his phone, alarm codes, passwords,
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including schematics
and blueprints for his home.
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Wow. You mean he built
his very own Death Star?
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Really? That's so...
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Awesome!
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Well,
I was gonna say silly.
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This is so badass.
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I bet you he had
little cleaning droids
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that went around
and vacuumed the whole joint.
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You mean a Roomba?
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A Roomba? George Lucas
thought of it first.
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Well, if you want
to get technical,
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it was actually the Jetsons.
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That's the future. This was a long,
long time ago.
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Like, how long? Like, a long time ago.
Eons.
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But, like, in years?
I'm just confused.
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I'm trying to tell you, dude,
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an eon was, like,
billions of years ago, dude.
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But in time, like,
what, is there dates?
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You're acting like a bitch right now.
Ohh...
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Cam? Stop provoking him.
Cash, stop being you.
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Gentlemen, it is,
after all, just a film.
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That cuts deep.
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Um, I got a phone message
from a "Bobby Fettman."
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Fettman?
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It says, "Know what
you're planning, I do. Fail, you will.
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"Suck it, you must."
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He's either foreign
or dyslexic.
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He's neither.
You read it like this.
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Mmm. "Fail, you will.
Suck it, you must."
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Oh, a stroke.
My grandmother had one of those.
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She's always like,
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"Wash my feet, you will."
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Fettman knows
what we're planning? How?
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Well, what was I
supposed to do?
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He bribed me
with shoes and orgasms!
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I was loud and clear. I said,
distract the man. That's it!
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And I did, three times.
Well, two and a half.
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His lightsaber misfired
this morning.
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Whoa. Whoa.
You went to his house?
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Oh, my. Look at this thing.
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Reminds me of my second husband.
He was Armenian.
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This is my most recent
and prized acquisition.
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Oh.
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It's the original
Chewbacca suit.
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Oh, is this the thing
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everybody's been trying
to steal back from you?
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Who's "everyone?"
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Come on. Forget about it.
It's just one job.
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No, no, it's not just
one job. It's the job.
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This is the one
that was gonna get me
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enough money
to buy the company back.
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Oh, my God.
That would be fantastic.
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Then we could be partners!
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Let me put this to you in the
quickest way I possibly can.
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Never!
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Whoa. Heh.
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Maybe I'm reading into this,
but that almost
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kind of sounds like you want
to get rid of me.
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Okay.
I'm in the Fettman compound.
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Oh, he knew we were
coming, all right.
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00:10:32,275 --> 00:10:33,775
There's unfriendlies
everywhere.
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Oz, what are we gonna do?
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Oz? You copy?
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Oh, he copies.
242
00:10:40,083 --> 00:10:42,049
He just can't respond.
243
00:10:42,051 --> 00:10:44,118
Why don't you just go on home,
and nobody gets hurt?
244
00:10:44,120 --> 00:10:45,219
All right, Fettman,listen up.
245
00:10:45,221 --> 00:10:47,255
You screw with my boss,
you screw with me.
246
00:10:47,257 --> 00:10:48,322
You're gonna feel the force.
247
00:10:48,324 --> 00:10:51,459
The force of my foot
in your ass!
248
00:10:51,461 --> 00:10:54,128
Bring it. I'll be waiting.
249
00:10:54,363 --> 00:10:56,564
Still want this?
Can you not take this back
250
00:10:56,566 --> 00:10:57,965
because your arms
are being held?
251
00:10:57,967 --> 00:11:00,168
I'm sorry.
I'll keep it then.
252
00:11:00,869 --> 00:11:01,469
All right, guys.
253
00:11:01,471 --> 00:11:03,404
He's got our boss
and a $2-million monkey suit,
254
00:11:03,406 --> 00:11:05,339
and we're not leaving
without both of them.
255
00:11:05,341 --> 00:11:06,040
But there's no way in.
256
00:11:06,042 --> 00:11:07,542
We can go in through
the thermal exhaust port.
257
00:11:07,544 --> 00:11:08,709
Dude, there's
no way he's leaving
258
00:11:08,711 --> 00:11:11,813
a totally vulnerable gaping hole
that leads into this compound.
259
00:11:11,815 --> 00:11:13,281
Dude, the exhaust port's
right there.
260
00:11:13,283 --> 00:11:17,385
See? He made
a perfect Death Star.
261
00:11:17,387 --> 00:11:18,986
What's a Death Star?
262
00:11:19,922 --> 00:11:21,088
Am I too late?
263
00:11:21,090 --> 00:11:21,956
What are you doing here?
264
00:11:21,958 --> 00:11:24,459
What do you mean?
I'm here to help fix this mess.
265
00:11:24,461 --> 00:11:26,527
It's not fixable.
Let's just call the authorities.
266
00:11:26,529 --> 00:11:28,996
No, we can't. We're the ones
breaking into his place.
267
00:11:28,998 --> 00:11:31,933
Vee's the only one that's been
on the inside. We need her.
268
00:11:31,935 --> 00:11:35,036
You're really
gonna let her come?
269
00:11:36,438 --> 00:11:38,072
I'll allow it.
270
00:11:44,246 --> 00:11:46,581
Told you they had
cleaning droids.
271
00:11:46,583 --> 00:11:47,415
Also known as Roombas.
272
00:11:47,417 --> 00:11:49,317
Shh! Come on. This way.
273
00:11:49,319 --> 00:11:53,588
How do you know? All these
corridors look exactly the same.
274
00:11:53,590 --> 00:11:55,356
Fettman gave me
a tour of his place
275
00:11:55,358 --> 00:11:59,594
right before I gave him
a tour of... My place.
276
00:11:59,596 --> 00:12:02,163
Yeah.
We made out over there.
277
00:12:02,165 --> 00:12:06,400
Skinned my knee back there.
Oh! Look, it's my lucky undies.
278
00:12:06,402 --> 00:12:09,804
It's like a trail
of slutty bread crumbs.
279
00:12:10,772 --> 00:12:12,340
Okay. This is it.
280
00:12:12,342 --> 00:12:15,810
This is where he keeps
his chalupa costume.
281
00:12:15,812 --> 00:12:17,144
It's Chewba...
282
00:12:17,146 --> 00:12:18,679
I'm surrounded by ignorance!
283
00:12:18,681 --> 00:12:20,915
Someone's coming.
284
00:12:22,452 --> 00:12:24,352
Took me eight years of construction
to build this place.
285
00:12:24,354 --> 00:12:27,421
Well, your neighbors
must have been delighted.
286
00:12:27,423 --> 00:12:29,991
Be honest. The pad is
pretty stellar, right?
287
00:12:29,993 --> 00:12:30,691
Reeks of desperation.
288
00:12:30,693 --> 00:12:34,629
Desperate? Please. You see that
babe I brought home last night?
289
00:12:34,631 --> 00:12:36,364
Yeah, I did. Did you?
290
00:12:36,366 --> 00:12:39,000
Gonk. Gonk, gonk. Gonk, gonk.
291
00:12:39,002 --> 00:12:40,902
Gonk, gonk. Gonk, gonk. Gonk.
292
00:12:40,904 --> 00:12:46,908
Run away. Run away. Run away.Run away. Run away. Run away.
293
00:12:47,075 --> 00:12:50,044
Okay. You guys get the suit.
I'm gonna rescue Oz.
294
00:12:50,046 --> 00:12:51,212
No. That's a bad idea.
295
00:12:51,214 --> 00:12:54,782
He's flanked by Imperial guards.
That's eight against one.
296
00:12:54,784 --> 00:12:56,817
Never tell me the odds.
297
00:12:57,419 --> 00:13:00,521
What now?
Now we go inside.
298
00:13:00,656 --> 00:13:03,691
I know the code. I saw him
punch it in last night.
299
00:13:03,693 --> 00:13:07,528
I remembered it because
it's the year I was born, 1983.
300
00:13:15,672 --> 00:13:18,472
Holy Grail!
301
00:13:18,474 --> 00:13:21,742
Just kill me
and bury me here.
302
00:13:23,979 --> 00:13:26,581
It's so beautiful.
303
00:13:27,215 --> 00:13:28,649
Oh, my...
304
00:13:32,689 --> 00:13:36,357
Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
305
00:13:36,359 --> 00:13:37,858
Ooh. Yoda. Ooh.
306
00:13:37,860 --> 00:13:39,794
Jabba!
307
00:13:40,330 --> 00:13:41,629
Look, Molly, look!
308
00:13:41,631 --> 00:13:44,865
There it is,
my uncle's fuzzy suit.
309
00:13:48,838 --> 00:13:50,271
It's a trap!
310
00:13:50,273 --> 00:13:52,506
We gotta get out of here!
Take that off!
311
00:13:52,508 --> 00:13:55,943
No, he's got, like, 20 of 'em.
He's not gonna miss one.
312
00:13:56,845 --> 00:13:57,912
What the hell are you doing?
313
00:13:57,914 --> 00:14:00,815
Well, somebody's
gotta save our skins.
314
00:14:01,984 --> 00:14:03,451
Quick. Into the air vent.
315
00:14:03,453 --> 00:14:06,120
Whoo!
Ladies first. Go.
316
00:14:06,788 --> 00:14:09,857
Bottoms up. Whee! Aah.
317
00:14:13,696 --> 00:14:15,896
Ohh! Aah!
318
00:14:16,898 --> 00:14:18,399
Oh, Cash.
319
00:14:18,401 --> 00:14:20,067
Uhh! I'm gonna try the door.
320
00:14:20,069 --> 00:14:21,302
Oh!
321
00:14:21,304 --> 00:14:23,571
It's locked!
322
00:14:23,739 --> 00:14:25,473
I got a bad feeling
about this.
323
00:14:25,475 --> 00:14:27,508
Oh, my goodness!
It smells like feet!
324
00:14:27,510 --> 00:14:30,011
Something just moved
past my leg! Oh, God!
325
00:14:30,013 --> 00:14:32,647
Oh, my gosh. Oh, my God.
Aah! Aah! Aah!
326
00:14:32,649 --> 00:14:35,116
Oh, it's a garden hose.
We're good.
327
00:14:39,488 --> 00:14:40,454
What's happening?
328
00:14:40,456 --> 00:14:41,188
We're in a trash compactor!
329
00:14:41,190 --> 00:14:43,090
We're gonna be
squished to death!
330
00:14:43,092 --> 00:14:43,758
And it's awesome!
331
00:14:43,760 --> 00:14:46,861
But it's incredibly terrifying!
But it's awesome!
332
00:14:46,863 --> 00:14:51,532
This is why I hate Star Wars,because we're all going to die.
333
00:14:51,534 --> 00:14:53,501
But I've never lived!
334
00:14:53,503 --> 00:14:54,368
Well, one thing's for sure,
335
00:14:54,370 --> 00:14:55,569
we're all gonna be
a lot thinner.
336
00:14:55,571 --> 00:14:57,104
Well, that doesn't
sound so bad!
337
00:14:57,106 --> 00:15:00,007
Cameron, get us
out of here! Cam!
338
00:15:00,142 --> 00:15:01,776
Aah!
339
00:15:12,120 --> 00:15:13,554
Cameron! Cameron!
340
00:15:13,556 --> 00:15:16,123
Cameron! Where could he be?
341
00:15:21,196 --> 00:15:23,264
Ow!
342
00:15:25,501 --> 00:15:27,334
Ow. Ow.
343
00:15:27,669 --> 00:15:29,804
You're beaten.
It's pointless to resist.
344
00:15:29,806 --> 00:15:32,306
What the hell, man?
Did you just tase me in the ass?
345
00:15:32,308 --> 00:15:35,242
This isn't a taser.
This is a lightsaber prototype.
346
00:15:35,244 --> 00:15:36,877
I spent decades developing it.
347
00:15:36,879 --> 00:15:38,779
It's basically
a high-powered cattle prod.
348
00:15:40,016 --> 00:15:43,484
Ow, ow! Ow! Come on!
I'm not a cow, dude!
349
00:15:43,486 --> 00:15:44,752
Ow!
350
00:15:44,754 --> 00:15:46,754
I know that girlie scream!
That's Cam!
351
00:15:46,756 --> 00:15:50,257
Cam! We're down here!
Help us!
352
00:15:50,259 --> 00:15:51,058
Cameron! Cameron!
353
00:15:51,060 --> 00:15:53,561
Shut down the trash compactor
on the basement level!
354
00:15:53,563 --> 00:15:55,863
Shut down the trash compactor
on the basement level!
355
00:15:55,865 --> 00:15:58,999
What are they doing
in the trash compactor?
356
00:15:59,001 --> 00:16:01,635
They could get seriously
injured down there.
357
00:16:01,637 --> 00:16:04,905
Oh. Oh, this is vile. Vile!
358
00:16:07,110 --> 00:16:08,876
Yes! Whoo!
Oh, my God!
359
00:16:08,878 --> 00:16:10,811
Oh! Oh!
Yes! Yes, buddy, yes!
360
00:16:10,813 --> 00:16:14,482
Cameron, yeah! Oh, you're
a lifesaver! Oh, my God!
361
00:16:14,484 --> 00:16:15,549
You're welcome.
362
00:16:15,551 --> 00:16:18,886
All right. Glad to know
we can all behave like normal people.
363
00:16:18,888 --> 00:16:23,190
Ow! Come... That is it.
You are going down.
364
00:16:23,258 --> 00:16:25,359
You are going down.
I'm just...
365
00:16:25,361 --> 00:16:27,361
How do you turn...
Is there, like, a button?
366
00:16:27,363 --> 00:16:28,729
It's not a baton, you moron.
367
00:16:28,731 --> 00:16:29,864
Like, maybe a slide-y thing?
I thought...
368
00:16:29,866 --> 00:16:31,499
Push the... No.
You see, it slides... Oh.
369
00:16:31,501 --> 00:16:33,601
You see... See that?
Yeah... Oh, thank you.
370
00:16:33,603 --> 00:16:36,470
You're welcome.
All right. Let's do this.
371
00:16:54,222 --> 00:16:55,589
No.
372
00:17:05,167 --> 00:17:07,835
Let me give you
a hand with that.
373
00:17:13,476 --> 00:17:15,776
One more step,
and I fry his eggs!
374
00:17:15,778 --> 00:17:17,411
Cameron, don't do it.
375
00:17:18,246 --> 00:17:19,146
I am your father.
376
00:17:19,148 --> 00:17:20,147
Dude, we're, like,
the same age.
377
00:17:20,149 --> 00:17:22,416
I know, but, in all seriousness,
I'm your brother.
378
00:17:22,418 --> 00:17:25,419
Excuse me.
Pardon me.
379
00:17:25,421 --> 00:17:27,388
Fist of fury coming through.
380
00:17:29,624 --> 00:17:30,491
You're all clear, kid.
381
00:17:30,493 --> 00:17:32,226
Let's blow this thing
and go home.
382
00:17:32,228 --> 00:17:33,594
You thought
it was gonna be that easy?
383
00:17:33,596 --> 00:17:35,796
I saved the baddest-ass
for last.
384
00:17:35,798 --> 00:17:38,599
Shadoobie.
385
00:17:52,647 --> 00:17:53,013
Todd?
386
00:17:53,015 --> 00:17:56,617
Oz. Haven't seen you
since the KGB.
387
00:17:56,619 --> 00:17:57,585
What?
388
00:17:57,587 --> 00:17:58,652
Sorry about all this.
389
00:17:58,654 --> 00:17:59,887
Just doing a bit
of freelance.
390
00:17:59,889 --> 00:18:02,456
Hey, I totally get it, man.
Times are tough.
391
00:18:02,458 --> 00:18:05,292
Seriously?
You even know the guards?
392
00:18:05,294 --> 00:18:08,162
Were we ever even in danger?
393
00:18:08,296 --> 00:18:09,230
Nah.
394
00:18:09,232 --> 00:18:13,133
But you passed the test.
Told you, you were a leader.
395
00:18:13,135 --> 00:18:14,134
Friendship and loyalty.
396
00:18:14,136 --> 00:18:17,438
That's the true force
that binds the galaxy together.
397
00:18:17,440 --> 00:18:19,607
Uh, why don't you guys
just kiss already
398
00:18:19,609 --> 00:18:22,276
and get the hell
out of my house?
399
00:18:22,711 --> 00:18:25,446
And you're fired.
Oh, you're fired.
400
00:18:25,448 --> 00:18:27,681
Suck it. Let's go.
401
00:18:32,254 --> 00:18:33,020
Thank you, Oz.
402
00:18:33,022 --> 00:18:34,822
As promised,
your payment,
403
00:18:34,824 --> 00:18:37,691
but perhaps, since we all
had such a lovely adventure,
404
00:18:37,693 --> 00:18:40,027
we could just call it
a pro bono.
405
00:18:41,030 --> 00:18:43,264
Deposited.
406
00:18:43,266 --> 00:18:45,032
Excellent.
407
00:18:49,704 --> 00:18:51,405
Why, you stuck-up,
408
00:18:51,407 --> 00:18:56,110
half-witted, scruffy-looking
nerd... Nerf herder.
409
00:18:56,112 --> 00:19:00,114
"Nerf herder?"
Slave Leia updo?
410
00:19:00,382 --> 00:19:02,182
For the love of Lucas,
you know stuff.
411
00:19:02,184 --> 00:19:05,252
Well, I thought,
after this whole ordeal,
412
00:19:05,254 --> 00:19:06,987
I'd finally watch the Wars.
413
00:19:06,989 --> 00:19:08,355
Oh, you watched my remake?
414
00:19:08,357 --> 00:19:10,424
He told meyou killed him!
415
00:19:10,426 --> 00:19:13,894
No. I am your father.
416
00:19:13,896 --> 00:19:16,196
No!
417
00:19:17,465 --> 00:19:18,198
It was just so romantic.
418
00:19:18,200 --> 00:19:20,701
I was rooting for Luke and Leia
to get together
419
00:19:20,703 --> 00:19:22,303
right from the beginning...
Well, I mean,
420
00:19:22,305 --> 00:19:24,738
right up until you realize
that she was his sister.
421
00:19:24,740 --> 00:19:27,708
And then those cute little
Care Bears in the forest...
422
00:19:27,710 --> 00:19:29,944
Ewoks,
but we'll get there.
423
00:19:29,946 --> 00:19:32,279
Have you watched
the prequels yet?
424
00:19:32,281 --> 00:19:34,415
No. I was thinking,
you know,
425
00:19:34,417 --> 00:19:37,618
heh, maybe we could
watch 'em together.
426
00:19:37,620 --> 00:19:38,619
Oh.
Menace is underrated,
427
00:19:38,621 --> 00:19:40,921
but Sith totally deepens
the legend of Vader.
428
00:19:40,923 --> 00:19:44,291
Okay, that all sort of...
for me, but,
429
00:19:44,293 --> 00:19:46,160
well, I'm game if you are.
430
00:19:48,430 --> 00:19:51,198
I love you.
431
00:19:52,033 --> 00:19:53,767
I know.
432
00:20:45,654 --> 00:20:49,056
I guess this is good-bye,
huh, Oz?
433
00:20:49,058 --> 00:20:50,691
You don't want this?
434
00:20:50,693 --> 00:20:53,127
You... You want me to stay?
435
00:20:53,762 --> 00:20:57,564
I can't believe I'm actually gonna say
these words,
436
00:20:57,566 --> 00:20:59,233
but, uh,
437
00:20:59,901 --> 00:21:01,568
I'll allow it.
438
00:21:04,639 --> 00:21:07,374
How come I didn't
get a medal?
439
00:21:07,376 --> 00:21:12,312
I got your medal right here,
brother. Face!
440
00:21:13,081 --> 00:21:15,115
Whoo! Guess who's back?
441
00:21:15,117 --> 00:21:16,817
Did we win, like, a track meet
or something?
442
00:21:16,819 --> 00:21:20,120
I don't know, man.
This place is weird.
443
00:21:20,170 --> 00:21:24,720
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