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Oh, would you
pass me a...
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Absolutely.
Oh, thank you, dear.
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Oh. And some...
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There you go.
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Now don't forget
to pick up the thing
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from the place
this afternoon.
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Oh, I tried,
but they didn't have it.
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Well,
get the other thing.
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But it's all the way
across town.
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Okay. Fine. I'll do it.
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Good boy.
For you.
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You guys know you're
totally married, right?
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Green Card married.
Not real.
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Seems real to me.
You see that domestic ballet?
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She oatmealing you,
you tea bagging her?
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You're so lucky.
I have to tea bag myself.
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Would you leave
the man alone?
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Cam is just being
a broski,
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taking Molly off the market
till I make my move.
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It's all part of the ODC.
The OD... What?
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Don't ask.
It's a whole thing.
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ODC...
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Dawson's Creek.
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Now before you is my 22-step plan
to end up with Molly.
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I'm Dawson,
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Molly is Joey,
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and you're Jen,
the town slut.
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Not to be this guy, but that's, like,
the whitest show ever.
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That is such
a Jen thing to say.
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You're a fan
of the Creek?
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Finally, something
we agree on.
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Dum, Da-da-dum-dum
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What the hell
is on the roof?
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Oz, why do you
have a trident?
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Why don't you?
Now answer the question...
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Why is there a huge
electronic billboard on my roof?
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Because this place needs
to make some mad ducats,
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so I made a sweet deal
to rent it out as ad space.
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Did you, by any chance,
ask what ads they would be running?
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Way to go, Vee.
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You just allowed
our rival company
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to use our building to say
that we totally suck.
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Come on. Don't exaggerate.
It doesn't say that.
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- Oh.
- Ooh.
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Shaw's a dead man.
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You know, maybe I shouldn't have
signed that 20-year lease.
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Well, well, well.
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I always knew you were
beneath me, Oz.
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And now the world does, too.
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Carol, grab my trident.
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Ah, hang on. No need for fancy
aquatic weaponry.
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Just swung by
to admire my billboard
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and savor the moment
of me riding your ass.
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That sounded really gay,
baby.
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Yeah, I know.
Just drive!
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Make no mistakes about it, ladies.
We're at war.
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And Shaw drew first blood.
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Retaliation will be swift and merciless.
What do you got?
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The servers for these billboards
are Swiss cheese.
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I can make it say
anything we want.
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Any suggestions?
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That's amazing.
I love it!
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Truth in advertising.
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Guys, huge problem.
You gotta come see this.
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So predictable, Oz.
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I knew you'd haveyour second rate hacker
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try to mess with my billboard,which is why
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I installed a Trojan horseon the HDMI connection.
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Cam, shut it down.
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I'm locked out
of our system.
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As we speak, a worm is
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destroying your entirestorage network.
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Cam.
Almost there.
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You lose, Oz.
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You've been jerking mearound for years,
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but now it's my turnto jerk you,
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and I'm gonna keep jerkinguntil you explode.
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That soundskind of gay, baby.
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What? No. That's a totallyhetero threat.
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All right. I shut it down
before our files got wiped.
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But not before it robo-spammed
your address book
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and said
we're out of business.
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Robo-spam? Worms?
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What the frick is going on?
Are we in the future?
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Cam, reconfigure the firewall,
then re-reconfigure it.
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Cash, damage control.
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Contact every client
that got that e-mail.
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Molly, explain everything
that's going on to Veronica.
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I'm gonna take down
that slimy little rodent once and for all.
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We got your back
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Crazy day today,
wasn't it?
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Even for Contra.
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Well, it's not over yet.
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I still gotta lock down
that firewall for Oz.
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Oh, well, don't stay up
too late, dear.
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Mwah. Night.
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What the hell was that?
What was what?
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Don't ignore it.
We kissed.
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We both did it like it was
totally natural.
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Oh, my God.
We're married.
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No. No. No. No.
We're not married.
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Did you just wash
my underpants?
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Married.
Married.
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Good morning, Veronica.
Here's today's schedule,
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these papers
need signing,
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I kissed Cameron, and your car is being
dropped off to get washed.
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Wait. What? When?
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How? And why?
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Come here!
Tell me everything.
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Was it, like, full open mouth,
'80s-style?
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It was more
like a peck.
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Can't you keep your tiny peck
in your pants?
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We're at war with Shaw.
No distractions.
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How did you kiss him? French? Eskimo?
Butterfly? Spider-man? Vampire?
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Just the regular kind.
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It was nice.
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I mean, I've been so hung up
on Melanie for so long,
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but now she's gone,
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and maybe it's time
I just moved on.
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Yes! From this subject.
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Mmm. Yeah.
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All aboard the train
to Bonetown.
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No. I'm not sure I'm ready to
purchase a ticket
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for that particular
train yet,
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but I have thought about
looking at the schedule.
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Look, whatever you do
with your pseudo-wife,
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Cash cannot find out
about it.
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I need our Prankmaster General
on his "A" game.
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Let me pour a little sauce
on this for you.
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I call it
Cheese Doodle.
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That's our target.
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Shaw's office has
a pressure-sensitive floor
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and audio detection sensors
in the walls.
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One sound,
and you're found.
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It seems a lot like
Impossible.
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What? No, it's totally
different.
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I'll drop down
from the ceiling
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and suspend over the desk
about an inch.
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It's gonna be awesome.
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Totally awesome. Also totally
Impossible.
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What's next? You're gonna
rip off your face
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and reveal you're Ving Rhames?
Well, actually, I...
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Ah, no. We're not doing
the face thing, Cash.
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But masks are fun.
Shutty.
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This model's gonna self-destruct
in five seconds.
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No.
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That took me
hours to build!
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Good! Channel that anger
towards Shaw.
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We're gonnahit him hard tonight.
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Remember,silence is golden.
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No matter what happens,no talking.
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New clients are here, baby.
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Mmm. More Contra converts.
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Please come in.
Have a seat.
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How's my face? Am I
rocking a dust-stache?
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You're good, baby.
Okay.
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Okay, people,
I'm gonna make this short.
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Why should you leave Contra?
Because they got hacked.
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They can't even protect
their own information.
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How can they possibly
protect yours?
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Fact, Double Dragon
is impenetrable,
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the best.
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And you have my word
that our level of...
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What is going on
with my mouth?
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Looks like you're
a little bit tongue-tied.
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I wonder why.
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Ah.
Ah.
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You've just been
Impossible'd.
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You're right.
Masks are fun.
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Oh! You son of a bitch.
You did this.
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Fact, Double Dragon
is more than penetrable.
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The rumors of Contra's demise
were greatly exaggerated.
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Now if you'll all
just follow me
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for some complimentary
Contra snuggies.
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Hey, Mol. Just cooked us
some nice celebratory takeout dinner
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for kicking Shaw's ass.
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Oh, I think that's you.
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Hold on.
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Melanie?
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Looks like
I'm a little rusty.
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What the...
What are you doing here?
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Where have you been?
How have you been?
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I'll answer
everything after.
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After what?
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I did everything I could
to try to forget you.
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I biked cross-country
with the angels,
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I caught some river monsters
in Baja.
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Did you have cell service
out there?
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I left you
a million messages.
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Some of them
kind of embarrassing.
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I listened to them.
Oh, yeah?
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Mmm-hmm.
But I'm back anyway.
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I... I, you know,
I don't know.
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Should we do this?
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Yeah.
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I'm in.
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Um, I have something
to tell you.
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Cammy, I'm home.
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Wait.
Wait a minute.
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Have you two been
shagging in my bed?
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Oh. She...
You... You live together?
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No. No. No.
I mean, she does.
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We do, but only
because we're married.
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You're married?
Yes.
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She's an illegal alien.
Tell her you're an alien.
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Why don't you tell her
you're a wanker?
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I'm not a wanker.
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Hey. Hold on. So nothing's
happened between you two?
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No. I mean,
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yeah, we, um, kissed once.
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It was nothing.
So now it's nothing?
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I knew I shouldn't have
come back here.
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This is all
coming out wrong.
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Look, I don't... I don't
have feelings for her. Yeah, whatever.
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Worst wanking
husband ever.
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Cam!
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Good morning, sunshine.
Rough night?
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Molly kicked me out.
It's a whole thing.
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I'm sure it is.
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Finding you and Melanie
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was probably not the anniversary
present she was hoping for.
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Wait.
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How'd you know about that?
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I bumped into Melanie
this morning.
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She was really
pissed off.
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I am really pissed off!
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Sort of blames me for this whole
marriage thing.
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I totally blame you for this whole
marriage thing.
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I tried explaining myself,
but she wouldn't hear it.
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I don't want to hear it.
Shabba-doo. Shabba-doo.
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Wait.
What was that last part?
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I realized my story's
sort of boring,
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so I figured I'd throw in
a couple of "shabba-doos."
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Guys, it's Shaw!
He struck back!
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She's drowning
in cheese doodles! Look!
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Get me out of here!
I'm allergic to gluten!
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All right,
don't worry, Vee.
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We'll have you out
in a jiffy pop!
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She's a goner.
What do you mean?
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My office is a bunker.
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That's reinforced glass.
It's bulletproof, shatterproof.
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I'll save you, Veronica!
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Oh! And Carol-proof.
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All right, get on the horn
with 911.
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Tell 'em we need
the jaws of life.
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Okay.
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Shabba-doo!
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Shaw locked the vents.
I can't shut down the doodles.
249
00:12:00,053 --> 00:12:02,620
She's gonna be breathing cheese
for the next two hours.
250
00:12:02,622 --> 00:12:03,421
Shh.
What?
251
00:12:03,423 --> 00:12:04,589
I thought you said
it was soundproof.
252
00:12:04,591 --> 00:12:07,992
No. No. Bullet,
shatter, and Carol!
253
00:12:20,239 --> 00:12:21,172
It's been a good ride.
254
00:12:21,174 --> 00:12:23,708
It's just like when Spock
said bye to Captain Kirk
255
00:12:23,710 --> 00:12:27,312
in Wrath of Khan,except for with doodles.
256
00:12:27,546 --> 00:12:30,715
I have been
and shall always be
257
00:12:30,783 --> 00:12:33,084
your friend.
258
00:12:33,086 --> 00:12:34,853
No, Ronnie.
259
00:12:35,221 --> 00:12:36,521
No.
260
00:12:49,468 --> 00:12:51,002
Double Dragon
has gone too far.
261
00:12:51,004 --> 00:12:55,240
It's time for a parlay
on neutral territory.
262
00:12:58,110 --> 00:12:59,144
Well, well, well.
263
00:12:59,146 --> 00:13:01,312
Look who came
waving the white flag.
264
00:13:01,314 --> 00:13:02,914
Hope you enjoyed
my latest prank,
265
00:13:02,916 --> 00:13:06,551
courtesy of my gadget guy
Dolla Bill.
266
00:13:06,619 --> 00:13:08,787
Kaboom goes the TNT.
267
00:13:08,789 --> 00:13:10,755
That's not even
how you say it.
268
00:13:10,757 --> 00:13:12,991
Oh, I hate this guy.
269
00:13:12,993 --> 00:13:14,659
This has gone
far enough, Shaw.
270
00:13:14,661 --> 00:13:16,895
You put a woman
in the hospital.
271
00:13:16,897 --> 00:13:18,096
She'll live, but...
272
00:13:18,098 --> 00:13:22,066
It's the worst case of orange lung
I've ever seen.
273
00:13:25,204 --> 00:13:28,006
Wow. It's quite cheesy.
274
00:13:28,140 --> 00:13:29,741
Hey, if you want
this war to end,
275
00:13:29,743 --> 00:13:31,476
all you have to do
is tell the world
276
00:13:31,478 --> 00:13:33,711
that Double Dragon
is number one.
277
00:13:33,713 --> 00:13:36,514
All right, look,
278
00:13:36,516 --> 00:13:38,850
let's settle this
once and for all.
279
00:13:38,852 --> 00:13:42,821
A duel. Whoever wins will
get bragging rights
280
00:13:42,823 --> 00:13:44,722
to say
they are number one.
281
00:13:44,724 --> 00:13:45,490
What do you say, tomorrow,
282
00:13:45,492 --> 00:13:47,192
Contra and Double Dragon
square off
283
00:13:47,194 --> 00:13:51,763
in a contest of strength,
endurance, and athleticism?
284
00:13:52,531 --> 00:13:54,199
Name your game.
285
00:13:54,201 --> 00:13:55,300
Sloshball.
286
00:13:55,302 --> 00:13:57,735
Um, what's sloshball?
287
00:13:57,737 --> 00:14:00,004
It's like kickball,
but with beer,
288
00:14:00,006 --> 00:14:01,739
and we destroy every year.
289
00:14:01,741 --> 00:14:05,710
You only beat us because
you always have a ringer.
290
00:14:05,712 --> 00:14:08,313
Lucky for us,
we've got one, too.
291
00:14:08,315 --> 00:14:11,015
Whoever you've got,
we can handle him.
292
00:14:11,017 --> 00:14:12,851
Not a him.
293
00:14:12,853 --> 00:14:14,452
What?
294
00:14:15,654 --> 00:14:16,955
We just lost.
295
00:14:16,957 --> 00:14:17,455
What? Why?
296
00:14:17,457 --> 00:14:20,158
You should see her
kick a ball.
297
00:14:24,897 --> 00:14:27,866
Oh, my God!
It's still going!
298
00:14:29,970 --> 00:14:31,436
Mel, what are you
doing here?
299
00:14:31,438 --> 00:14:33,605
Same thing you did.
Moving on with my life.
300
00:14:33,607 --> 00:14:35,106
Mel, we're family.
301
00:14:35,108 --> 00:14:36,274
Yeah, we were family,
302
00:14:36,276 --> 00:14:39,677
until he married her,
and you allowed it.
303
00:14:39,679 --> 00:14:41,613
We'll see you on the field
tomorrow, loser.
304
00:14:41,615 --> 00:14:46,618
I'm gonna pound your ass
until I am fully satisfied.
305
00:14:46,886 --> 00:14:47,385
Dude, really?
306
00:14:47,387 --> 00:14:50,321
It's like you're doing it
on purpose.
307
00:14:50,789 --> 00:14:53,691
All right. Here's the rules
of sloshball.
308
00:14:53,693 --> 00:14:55,727
First base,
you drink a beer,
309
00:14:55,729 --> 00:14:57,428
second base,
you drink a beer,
310
00:14:57,430 --> 00:14:59,764
third base...
Drink a beer, perhaps?
311
00:14:59,766 --> 00:15:00,865
You do a keg stand.
312
00:15:00,867 --> 00:15:02,967
Now drink a beer
for interrupting me.
313
00:15:02,969 --> 00:15:04,769
What? No.
Do it! Drink it!
314
00:15:04,771 --> 00:15:06,537
Drink it all!
Take it all down!
315
00:15:06,539 --> 00:15:09,107
Drink it! Drink it!
Drink it!
316
00:15:09,109 --> 00:15:10,575
Okay.
317
00:15:10,577 --> 00:15:12,377
Let's get sloshed!
318
00:15:13,780 --> 00:15:15,680
Hey. I wanted to say
I'm sorry for...
319
00:15:22,922 --> 00:15:25,189
Yeah!
320
00:15:26,992 --> 00:15:28,760
Oh!
321
00:15:31,931 --> 00:15:34,365
Go! Chug! Chug! Yeah!
322
00:15:36,101 --> 00:15:38,002
Oh!
Oh!
323
00:15:38,004 --> 00:15:40,672
They don't believeand we cover your tail
324
00:15:40,674 --> 00:15:43,341
And get youto run around
325
00:15:43,343 --> 00:15:46,277
You rappers be trying hard,but me I just rat it out
326
00:15:46,279 --> 00:15:50,415
Planning a careerwhen it was already mapped out
327
00:15:50,417 --> 00:15:51,049
Oh!
328
00:15:51,051 --> 00:15:55,286
He struck out in kickball!
Who does that?
329
00:16:04,464 --> 00:16:08,132
Remember after listening,put these old rings on
330
00:16:08,134 --> 00:16:09,867
Hello, Captain's here...
331
00:16:15,141 --> 00:16:18,076
Okay. Okay. Let's just say
you got me, all right?
332
00:16:18,078 --> 00:16:19,210
Aah! Oh!
333
00:16:19,212 --> 00:16:20,345
Boo!
334
00:16:20,347 --> 00:16:23,614
Come on! Bad sportsmanship,
you traitor!
335
00:16:23,616 --> 00:16:24,882
Cam, what are you doing?
336
00:16:24,884 --> 00:16:26,951
You're not supposed
to be drinking now.
337
00:16:26,953 --> 00:16:27,585
I'm sad.
338
00:16:27,587 --> 00:16:30,388
Get in there.
I'm gonna get another one.
339
00:16:34,326 --> 00:16:36,194
You're going the wrong way!
340
00:16:38,198 --> 00:16:41,899
They don't believeand we cover your tail
341
00:16:46,339 --> 00:16:47,739
Okay, slugger, you're up.
342
00:16:47,741 --> 00:16:49,807
Bases are loaded.
One grand slam,
343
00:16:49,809 --> 00:16:53,077
and we're only one grand slam away
from tying this thing.
344
00:16:53,079 --> 00:16:55,046
Oz, we don't have a shot.
345
00:16:55,048 --> 00:16:57,115
They've got Melanie.
346
00:16:57,117 --> 00:16:58,316
It's all my fault.
347
00:16:58,318 --> 00:16:59,183
Hey. Hey. Look.
348
00:16:59,185 --> 00:17:01,219
I'm gonna let you in
on a little secret, okay?
349
00:17:01,221 --> 00:17:04,956
Even if we lose this thing,
we're still gonna win.
350
00:17:04,958 --> 00:17:05,990
Now go get 'em.
351
00:17:05,992 --> 00:17:08,793
Do you wanna get
French fries after this?
352
00:17:08,795 --> 00:17:09,827
Sure.
Yes!
353
00:17:09,829 --> 00:17:12,764
Go get 'em.
Go get 'em.
354
00:17:12,865 --> 00:17:14,232
Come on!
355
00:17:14,234 --> 00:17:15,466
No batter. Ha.
356
00:17:15,468 --> 00:17:19,804
I made love to you,
and you broke my heart!
357
00:17:19,806 --> 00:17:20,471
I made love to you!
358
00:17:20,473 --> 00:17:24,208
Please. Don't embarrass yourself
in front of your wife.
359
00:17:24,210 --> 00:17:26,110
Oh, that is it!
That is it!
360
00:17:26,112 --> 00:17:28,379
I am bringing the heat!
I'm bringing the heat!
361
00:17:28,381 --> 00:17:30,715
Come on! Send it!
362
00:18:39,852 --> 00:18:43,354
You're out!
Double Dragon wins!
363
00:18:43,356 --> 00:18:45,289
Yeah! Ha-ha!
364
00:18:46,726 --> 00:18:47,358
Oh, ho! You lose, Oz!
365
00:18:47,360 --> 00:18:50,561
I shoved it down your throat,
and it felt so good!
366
00:18:50,563 --> 00:18:54,132
I don't even care how that sounds
'cause I'm number one!
367
00:18:54,134 --> 00:18:55,433
I'm not so sure
about that, Shaw.
368
00:18:55,435 --> 00:18:58,736
In order to be number one,
you sort of have to have a company.
369
00:18:58,738 --> 00:18:59,937
What?
370
00:18:59,939 --> 00:19:01,772
Your phone
just got a message.
371
00:19:01,774 --> 00:19:04,308
They just demolished
our servers.
372
00:19:04,310 --> 00:19:06,711
No. There's no way
you broke in.
373
00:19:06,713 --> 00:19:08,212
You never had access!
374
00:19:08,214 --> 00:19:10,047
But I did.
375
00:19:10,049 --> 00:19:11,983
You lose, Shaw.
376
00:19:12,084 --> 00:19:14,252
Boom goes the TNT.
377
00:19:15,521 --> 00:19:17,688
Good morning,
professionals.
378
00:19:17,690 --> 00:19:21,526
I'm fine. Thanks for
the no hospital visits.
379
00:19:21,528 --> 00:19:23,561
Hey, Ronnie!
Welcome back.
380
00:19:23,563 --> 00:19:24,795
Nice to see you
up and about.
381
00:19:24,797 --> 00:19:25,997
You know, we had
the cheese doodles
382
00:19:25,999 --> 00:19:28,833
removed from the vending machine
in honor of you.
383
00:19:28,835 --> 00:19:30,401
Ohh.
384
00:19:44,183 --> 00:19:45,116
Hey.
385
00:19:45,118 --> 00:19:46,751
Just in case I die
from alcohol poisoning,
386
00:19:46,753 --> 00:19:49,954
I wanted to say I'm sorry
for being such an ass.
387
00:19:49,956 --> 00:19:53,758
No, I'm the one who confused how
comfortable we got
388
00:19:53,760 --> 00:19:56,093
for something more.
389
00:19:57,729 --> 00:19:58,563
Look,
390
00:19:58,565 --> 00:20:00,831
I know
you still love her.
391
00:20:00,833 --> 00:20:02,500
Everybody knows.
392
00:20:02,502 --> 00:20:05,036
I'm sorry.
I tried to move on.
393
00:20:05,038 --> 00:20:07,104
Well, don't be.
394
00:20:07,306 --> 00:20:08,406
Now as your wife,
395
00:20:08,408 --> 00:20:11,709
I am instructing you
to stop being such a knob
396
00:20:11,711 --> 00:20:13,811
and go and get the girl.
397
00:20:13,813 --> 00:20:15,346
All right.
398
00:20:16,215 --> 00:20:17,648
Nag, nag, nag.
399
00:20:17,650 --> 00:20:20,084
That's more like it.
400
00:20:24,590 --> 00:20:26,357
Hey.
401
00:20:27,426 --> 00:20:29,694
Dress your bagel?
402
00:20:31,763 --> 00:20:33,898
Thank you, Cash.
403
00:20:35,934 --> 00:20:38,002
Attaboy, Dawson.
404
00:20:38,937 --> 00:20:40,404
So...
405
00:20:40,973 --> 00:20:42,573
You're staying.
406
00:20:42,575 --> 00:20:43,441
Dude, I'm a lock-picker.
407
00:20:43,443 --> 00:20:47,912
It's either this or grinding keys
at a mall kiosk.
408
00:20:47,914 --> 00:20:49,614
Listen, I vaguely remember
409
00:20:49,616 --> 00:20:54,352
yelling some awkward things
at the game, so my bad.
410
00:20:54,354 --> 00:20:58,623
My bad for pegging you
in the head with a ball.
411
00:20:58,625 --> 00:21:00,124
Oh, you loved it.
412
00:21:00,126 --> 00:21:02,159
I really did.
413
00:21:02,227 --> 00:21:06,163
Maybe when I sober up next month,
we could grab a drink.
414
00:21:06,165 --> 00:21:09,433
Well, I don't date
married guys.
415
00:21:11,236 --> 00:21:12,403
But for you,
416
00:21:12,405 --> 00:21:14,839
I'll make an exception.
417
00:21:14,889 --> 00:21:19,439
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