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Well, it's happening.
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Oz sold the company, and now
we're gonna be a bunch of corporate bitches.
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Cash don't work for "the man".
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Unless it's Aquaman,
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'cause he rides a seahorse.
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You know they're untameable, right?
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Fear not,
my little lamb chops.
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I know you're all concerned,
because we're seemingly
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under "new management,"
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But hear my words:
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Nothing is going to change!
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Yes, there will be changes.
Great ones!
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Molly!
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OK, in your handbooks,
you'll find a list
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-of all the pertinent OCP perks.
-Get ready.
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Two weeks paid vacation.
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-How could that be?
-Travel coupons.
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Traveling?
What?
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6% off all OCP products.
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-Not six!
-Yearly bonuses.
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I don't think Aquaman gave
yearly bonuses.
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And, finally,
I give you ...
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Ricky, I wanna do it.
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-The Java-nator!
-Oh my God!
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This bitch makes coffee!
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This is literally like ...
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the only good thing
that's ever happened to me.
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My psychic was right.
Today, everything changes!
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-Shall I pour you a cup?
-No thank you, sir.
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I'm a decaf girl myself.
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Caffeine makes me a
little, ahhh, crazy,
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-if you can imagine such a thing?
-No.
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Wow, that thing looks like it's
getting a little long in the tooth.
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Yeah, I've had this baby
since I opened this company.
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She may not look like much,
but she's got it where it counts.
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So the dance begins.
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Sync and corrections by: parlobrito
Transcribed to English by: R0rschach www.addic7ed.com
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Sync and corrections by: parlobrito
Transcribed to English by: R0rschach www.addic7ed.com
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Breaking In - Season 2 - Episode 6
"Cash of the Titans"
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Well, the transition
seems to be going smoothly.
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Oh yes, smooth as a Ken doll.
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I've made the rounds, and I've
already gotten to know everybody.
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What brought you to Contra?
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You did.
I'm your nephew.
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Your sister Jan is my mom.
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Oh my ... Remember when she got
knocked up by that loser from the cannery?
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Oh my god!
What ever happened to that guy?
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He's still my father.
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How could they not love us after we
buttered them up with all those perks?
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Yeah, just give them all the perks first,
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you know, like little spoonfuls of sugar.
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And, uh, well you know what
the queen of England says.
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They make the medicine go down.
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No, that was actually the ...
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-Nevermind.
-So that was the sugar part.
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And now ...
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-The salt.
-The salt.
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We take away
everything they love.
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Yeah, well, it's a necessary evil.
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So, where should we start?
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Well, in every horror movie,
you know who always gets it first.
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-What's up?
-Listen, quick question.
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What's with the skirt?
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It's battle dress.
I'm Perseus.
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-Yeah.
-Son of Zeus.
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-Of course.
-You know, lover of women.
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So it's not some sort of religious
garb that I have to be tolerant of?
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No, it's from "Clash of the Titans."
Today's Casual Friday.
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But perhaps a little too casual.
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-Just a bit.
-May we suggest ...
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trousers, made of fabric.
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You see, OCP has a
very strict dress code.
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And defying it is
grounds for termination.
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Like "Terminator" termination?
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If it were up to me,
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we would be wearing tube tops
and butt-less chaps every day.
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But you know, dumb old rules.
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Gotcha.
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Couldn't help but overhear ...
totally respect the rules,
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but Casual Friday is sort
of a Contra tradition.
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Totally, but you're OCP now.
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And, uh, they dont
like gladiators.
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Look, I totally see
where you're coming from.
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-Ok, good.
-But keeping the kids happy,
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-is where I'm coming from.
-Totally respect that.
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And that is why i am
giving this young boy
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a corporate card, so he can go
bananas at the republic and buy himself some chinos and a plaid belt.
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Totally appreciate that gesture,
but he's gonna take my card,
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and buy himself an
even tinier tunic.
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I don't know what to do!
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It's Casual Friday, what
do you want from me?
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You see, you're new.
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Now, Cash is the kind of genius
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that needs to be
embraced and nurtured.
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The Force is strong with me.
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Well, these magnets help.
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I certainly don't
want to contradict OCP,
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But i think it's best if you
let his geek flag fly, what do you say?
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Listen, i love a good costume,
if you know what i mean.
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But there are rules!
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I mean you don't see me wandering
around in my CatWoman pleathers,
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although I would much rather
be wearing those right now.
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Meow.
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Wha- ... What the? I thought I
took that thing out behind the shed and shot it!
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I figured if it ain't
broke why change it?
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Ok, Oswald,
I am not gonna argue with you
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-over a coffemaker.
-Good.
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I mean i think we're much
bigger people than that.
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Let's just ...
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Why don't we let the office choose?
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Cam, are you crazy?
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Get over here!
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-Whoa dude!
-You chose a coffee?!
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-Whose side did you pick?
-The short line, it's coffee, who cares?
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Oz and Ronnie!
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For the love of Zeus, don't
you see what's going on?
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What?
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Look, there's a war brewing,
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between the office gods and
us mortals are caught in between.
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It's "The Clash of the Titans".
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It's always some nerd
thing with you, huh?
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Yo Cameron,
Veronica wants to see you.
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Hey, Veronica.
You wanted to see me?
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Cameron. Yeah.
Come in, come sit.
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Wanted to have a little private pow-wow, shhh.
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Oh ... Ok.
You want me to close the door?
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No, I have to leave it open.
"Legally".
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You know, the old sexual harassment thing.
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Right, yes.
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Kind of a lawsuit-ish situation for me.
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It's a whole:
He said, he said,
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he said, she said,
kind of a thing.
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Wow. that's ... that's a lot.
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Mm-hm. You know whose junk I've
been checking out lately?
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I don't need to ...
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Boop. Yeah. Uh oh,
I better call my sponsor!
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So sue me!
No, don't.
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Uh, you know, what
I'm trying to say is ...
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I know a born leader when I see one.
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And I would like to offer you ...
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a promotion.
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"Executive Liason,
in charge of transitions".
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Wow!
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What is an "Executive ..." ?
The thing you just said?
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Well Cameron, there are a lot of
changes going on around here.
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Some good,
some great.
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And I just need you to make sure
that things are running smoothly,
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and that, you know, you kind of report
any, well, hiccups back to me.
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-Ok.
-Comes with a key
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to the executive toilette.
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-We have one of those?
-Oh yeah, Molly found it.
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Ocupado.
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Son of a bitch, I've been going
across the street to the gas station.
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Why don't you just take
some quiet time, ya know?
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I'm good.
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Well, no.
The coffee.
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I'm sorry? Promotion?
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Blimey, mate. I'm gonna have
to put a bell around your neck
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There is no promotion.
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-I specifically heard you say the word ...
-You know, here in the colonies,
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we have a little thing we
like to call manipulation.
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I mean I'm not proud of it,
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but every change I try to
make gets blocked by Oz.
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I need an inside man,
oh in so many ways ...
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Oh i see, so you're getting Cameron
on your side so the others will follow.
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Oh that's fine, you know
you're such an inspirational ...
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Thats cute ...
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Oh that's actually engraved.
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By my mother ...
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-Top of the day, Cameron?
-Hey there, Mr. Monopoly.
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-What's with the get-up?
-Our new boss.
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She's a terminatrix!
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Ronnie wants us to go
corporate, so I'll wear a suit.
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That's what I'll do.
Because I love OCP.
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Just as much as I love
coconut water and raquetball.
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Ok dude, you're not being corporate,
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you're just doing your white guy voice.
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It's offensive, and just so you
know coconut water is very hydrating.
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Hey Oz, uh, we gotta talk.
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Hold on, hold on, just
getting a head massage.
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Ok, look, I had this bizarre meeting
with Veronica and she wants me to...
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-Do it!
-No.
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I dont think you understand.
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-She offered me ...
-Excellent!
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You're not even listening, ok ...
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I don't need to,
Mr. Executive Liason,
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coordinator in charge of transitions.
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How do you know that?
That just happened.
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Not only is this a
heavenly head massager,
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it doubles as a
sonic listening device.
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Sonic listening device?
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Why can't this
office just be normal?
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The good news is now I am privy
to Ronnie's little "he said, she said" legal woes.
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I'm going to use that to restore
the balance of power in this office.
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-Are you in?
-No!
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No I just ... I don't want to be
caught in the middle of anything.
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-Please?
-No!
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I'm not doing it.
No way.
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No!
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This is your plan,
using me as harassment bait?
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I'm not a boy toy.
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Time to shake your can.
Target's on your six.
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Oh, Cameron, i hope you
won't take this the wrong way ...
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Well, hello!
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Sup. You like what you see?
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Really? A mouth full of peanut butter?
You're killing me!
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Peanut butter has
many different uses.
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It's one of the most versatile butters.
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Get that?! It's working.
She's on the hook, now reel her in!
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I need some milk.
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No, no.
Hold your position.
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Hold your position.
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I wanna go home.
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-I feel really weird.
-Don't move,
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she's on the approach.
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I can't stick it out any further,
these pants are so tight.
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Nice try, Oswald.
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Abort!
Abort!
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Argh! You want a war?
It is on!
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It is on like "Donkey Kong"!
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Listen, Oprah, it's all gonna come back, everything ...
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I'll call you right back.
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No, don't take the video games!
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Oz, do something.
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-They killed Dug!
-Who's Dug?
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Dig Dug!
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Damn it, stupid cubicle cage.
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Hey Mel, do you have a napkin?
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No Melanie.
Veronica moved her.
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Didn't want you guys
distracting each other.
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but we always sit together.
That's our thing.
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Well, it could be our thing.
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Oh, this is bad.
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I can't believe they touched
the Captain Kirk chair.
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What in the name of the
Prime Directive is this?
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Oh, I took your office. Yay!
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Nobody touches the chair!
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Oh, I touched it alright.
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Yeah, I put my dirty
little fingies all over it.
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And I loved it.
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Just throw it all out.
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Cast out of Mount Olympus,
the gods have spoken.
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Just let it go.
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Push the button.
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00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:33,000
Fill 'er up.
It's just that easy.
246
00:12:35,000 --> 00:12:36,301
Mmm, what an aroma!
247
00:12:37,650 --> 00:12:40,500
Do you need anything notarized?
I got a certificate.
248
00:12:41,900 --> 00:12:43,300
It's kind of an honor.
249
00:12:44,700 --> 00:12:47,000
I'm good.
Thank you.
250
00:12:49,800 --> 00:12:51,700
This place is going to hell!
251
00:12:51,701 --> 00:12:53,452
They put key cards
on all the doors
252
00:12:53,453 --> 00:12:55,104
so they'll know
when we're late.
253
00:12:55,105 --> 00:12:57,356
-Why are you wearing that?
-Because these fluorescent lights
254
00:12:57,357 --> 00:12:59,857
-make me look hideous!
-Come on! You could never look ...
255
00:13:03,000 --> 00:13:04,300
-Dick!
-Well, I didn't ...
256
00:13:05,200 --> 00:13:07,201
-Hello?
-Hey! It's me!
257
00:13:07,202 --> 00:13:08,802
Don't turn around.
258
00:13:08,803 --> 00:13:10,900
I said don't turn around!
259
00:13:10,901 --> 00:13:13,501
We're kicking off plan B,
and Veronica can't know
260
00:13:13,502 --> 00:13:16,553
you and I are still in
cahoots. Say you just closed the Johnson account.
261
00:13:16,554 --> 00:13:17,854
Say it! Say it loud!
262
00:13:17,855 --> 00:13:20,200
I just closed the
Johnson account.
263
00:13:20,201 --> 00:13:23,400
Holy crap, that's awesome!
"Always Be Closing"
264
00:13:25,500 --> 00:13:27,300
Oz, we are not in cahoots.
265
00:13:27,301 --> 00:13:30,250
This is just like when my
parents got divorced. They used me as a pawn.
266
00:13:30,251 --> 00:13:33,400
It's why I locked myself
in my room with my computer for five years.
267
00:13:33,401 --> 00:13:34,850
-You wanna talk about it?
-No.
268
00:13:34,851 --> 00:13:37,002
-Let's get back to the plan.
-No, no plans. You lost.
269
00:13:37,003 --> 00:13:38,854
Just admit it.
you sold the company,
270
00:13:38,855 --> 00:13:40,155
it's not yours.
Things will change.
271
00:13:40,156 --> 00:13:41,506
Oh yeah. Things are about to change.
272
00:13:41,507 --> 00:13:44,000
Veronica's about to
switch from decaf to caf.
273
00:13:44,001 --> 00:13:46,700
Say hello to El Injerto
from the Hue Hue Tanango,
274
00:13:46,701 --> 00:13:48,001
region of Guatelama.
275
00:13:48,002 --> 00:13:51,503
The strongest coffee on Earth.
Observe.
276
00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:56,404
Whoa.
Caffeine makes me a little, ahhh, crazy.
277
00:13:57,205 --> 00:13:59,205
Who's in for Vegas?
278
00:14:00,100 --> 00:14:02,600
Oh no wait. No, no, no.
No, Screw that. Everyone goes to Vegas.
279
00:14:02,601 --> 00:14:03,901
Let's go to Reno.
280
00:14:09,800 --> 00:14:11,650
I want my mommy.
281
00:14:12,900 --> 00:14:15,000
What?
What happened?
282
00:14:15,001 --> 00:14:17,000
-What? Hey! Oh!
-It's ok, it's ok, it's ok.
283
00:14:17,001 --> 00:14:18,401
Everything is fine.
284
00:14:18,402 --> 00:14:21,202
Well, it's not fine actually.
It was rather terrifying,
285
00:14:21,203 --> 00:14:24,300
but the good news
is no one was hurt.
286
00:14:24,301 --> 00:14:26,552
Well one person was
hurt, actually. Quite severely.
287
00:14:33,000 --> 00:14:34,800
What?
What's going on?
288
00:14:34,801 --> 00:14:38,200
-That was my office.
No, not anymore.
289
00:14:38,201 --> 00:14:40,500
And I've got the paperwork
that says it's mine.
290
00:14:40,501 --> 00:14:43,200
Got your little
"Ronnie Hancock" right there.
291
00:14:44,100 --> 00:14:46,000
I dont rememeber signing this.
292
00:14:46,001 --> 00:14:48,500
Yes, you had a little bit of an episode.
293
00:14:48,501 --> 00:14:49,801
Yeah, yeah, it was pretty psychotic.
294
00:14:49,802 --> 00:14:51,600
It's all settled,
let's go to Dubai.
295
00:14:51,601 --> 00:14:53,601
-I'll fuel the jet.
-Right.
296
00:14:53,602 --> 00:14:57,000
-I'll call my jetpack guy.
-Ok, and you'll give me my office back.
297
00:14:57,001 --> 00:14:59,552
I will, I will.
Wait, hold on one second, I've got another call.
298
00:14:59,553 --> 00:15:01,500
Hello?
299
00:15:01,900 --> 00:15:05,501
You know, I probably should have
told you that we were out of decaf.
300
00:15:05,502 --> 00:15:08,500
Guess what, that signature is not
gonna hold up in a court of law,
301
00:15:08,501 --> 00:15:09,852
-you big ...
-That's why,
302
00:15:09,853 --> 00:15:11,700
I had your guy notarize it.
303
00:15:12,901 --> 00:15:14,500
Take good care of her.
304
00:15:16,000 --> 00:15:17,801
Hey boys,
looking good.
305
00:15:17,802 --> 00:15:19,402
Guess who's got his office back?
306
00:15:19,803 --> 00:15:22,403
Well goody for him.
What do we got?
307
00:15:22,404 --> 00:15:23,804
Nothin'.
308
00:15:23,805 --> 00:15:26,200
And it's gonna get even
crazier around here.
309
00:15:26,801 --> 00:15:29,200
It's "The Wrath of the Titans".
What are we gonna do?
310
00:15:29,700 --> 00:15:31,300
We're gonna get in the middle.
311
00:15:33,800 --> 00:15:35,401
Ok, Ladyhawke's flyin'.
312
00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:38,502
Operation Peace Talks are a go.
Ok, Mel, you're up.
313
00:15:39,330 --> 00:15:43,199
-Morning V.
-I love that dress.
314
00:15:43,200 --> 00:15:44,801
-Thanks.
-Alright, nice.
315
00:15:44,802 --> 00:15:48,200
-What can I do ya for?
-Oz wants to see you in his office.
316
00:15:48,201 --> 00:15:49,601
Oh, great.
317
00:15:52,200 --> 00:15:54,000
Got it.
318
00:15:54,001 --> 00:15:56,000
Ok, her keycard is in pocket.
Oz is on the move.
319
00:15:56,001 --> 00:15:57,301
That's all you, Cash.
320
00:16:00,200 --> 00:16:03,600
Hey boss, I just saw Ronnie
snooping around your office.
321
00:16:03,601 --> 00:16:05,502
Good to have you
on the team, kid.
322
00:16:09,800 --> 00:16:12,300
-What was that?
-A pat on the back.
323
00:16:12,301 --> 00:16:13,601
A little higher.
324
00:16:17,000 --> 00:16:18,300
Yes!
325
00:16:19,301 --> 00:16:21,500
Shh, dude, you
didn't see a thing!
326
00:16:25,100 --> 00:16:28,600
Hey, what'd you do? Come here
to gloat about your glory day?
327
00:16:28,601 --> 00:16:32,500
Oh great. Is that why you
summoned me here? So you could make fun of me?
328
00:16:33,050 --> 00:16:34,901
I didn't ask ...
We gotta get outta here!
329
00:16:36,200 --> 00:16:39,000
We locked you both in, just
like the judge did with my parents.
330
00:16:39,001 --> 00:16:41,700
He made them sit in a room
and talk to each other like adults.
331
00:16:41,701 --> 00:16:45,000
And if you don't,we'll pump
poisonous gas in there.
332
00:16:46,800 --> 00:16:48,101
We scrapped that?
333
00:16:48,102 --> 00:16:50,600
I'll get us out of here.
Wait, where's my ...?
334
00:16:52,400 --> 00:16:53,900
Oh, what?
335
00:16:54,500 --> 00:16:56,101
Don't worry about it, Veronica.
336
00:16:56,102 --> 00:16:58,102
My pockets are unpickable.
337
00:17:00,100 --> 00:17:01,800
Ha ha, keep swipin'.
338
00:17:03,400 --> 00:17:05,500
Demagnetized your keycard.
339
00:17:06,200 --> 00:17:09,100
Jedi power... activate.
340
00:17:14,100 --> 00:17:16,000
Keep doing your thing.
341
00:17:16,001 --> 00:17:17,900
Ok, there has to be
some way out of here.
342
00:17:17,901 --> 00:17:20,450
There isn't. This place
is built like a bunker.
343
00:17:20,451 --> 00:17:23,300
It's a perfect plan.
Unless we do exactly what they say,
344
00:17:23,301 --> 00:17:25,300
one of us is gonna
have to eat the other.
345
00:17:25,301 --> 00:17:26,701
Well ...
346
00:17:26,702 --> 00:17:29,100
We got all day,
Start talkin'.
347
00:17:35,000 --> 00:17:37,700
This is absurd!
It's been hours.
348
00:17:37,701 --> 00:17:39,300
They need nourishment.
349
00:17:39,301 --> 00:17:42,000
I had a snake that lasted
six weeks without food.
350
00:17:42,500 --> 00:17:44,700
How long is this
gonna drag on, man?
351
00:17:44,701 --> 00:17:47,400
Shouldn't someone go
in there and mediate?
352
00:17:53,201 --> 00:17:57,100
but the office is a
non-starter, no compromise!
353
00:17:57,101 --> 00:18:02,300
Well is there anything, at all, on the
table that is negotiable?
354
00:18:02,800 --> 00:18:04,100
Anything?
355
00:18:06,600 --> 00:18:09,600
Ok, the Oz-spresso machine
356
00:18:09,601 --> 00:18:12,300
but only because my coffee
tastes like a bag of ass.
357
00:18:12,301 --> 00:18:14,400
-Oz-spresso?.
-Thank you.
358
00:18:15,000 --> 00:18:16,500
Veronica ...
359
00:18:17,500 --> 00:18:20,000
I'll give up fluorescent lighting.
360
00:18:20,001 --> 00:18:22,400
I'll be doing that
Melanie girl a favor.
361
00:18:22,401 --> 00:18:24,000
-No more cubicles.
-Fine.
362
00:18:24,001 --> 00:18:25,952
-Keycards.
-Unlimited office supplies.
363
00:18:25,953 --> 00:18:27,500
-Corporate retreats.
-Staple Center box seats.
364
00:18:27,501 --> 00:18:29,801
-Weekly status reports.
-Doggy daycare.
365
00:18:29,802 --> 00:18:31,802
-Two personal items per cubicle.
-Robot battles.
366
00:18:31,803 --> 00:18:34,303
Alright, I'll give up Nerf weapons.
367
00:18:34,304 --> 00:18:38,100
No, I want Casual Fridays.
I wear the skirts around here.
368
00:18:38,101 --> 00:18:40,752
I can't do that to Cash.
It's all he has.
369
00:18:40,753 --> 00:18:42,253
It's all the kid's got!
370
00:18:42,254 --> 00:18:45,000
Why are you fighting
for distractions?
371
00:18:45,001 --> 00:18:48,201
What you call distractions,
I call motivators.
372
00:18:48,202 --> 00:18:53,000
Oswald, people are not working.
373
00:18:56,800 --> 00:19:00,300
You are forcing me to do
something i don't wanna do.
374
00:19:03,500 --> 00:19:05,200
Oh my God,
what's happening?
375
00:19:05,801 --> 00:19:07,301
What is it?
376
00:19:08,700 --> 00:19:10,102
What? What?
377
00:19:14,401 --> 00:19:16,901
-What do I have to
give you in return? -It's not me.
378
00:19:18,500 --> 00:19:19,902
It's them.
379
00:19:19,903 --> 00:19:23,603
You want my office?
You give them theirs back.
380
00:19:24,804 --> 00:19:26,500
Release the Kraken!
381
00:19:26,501 --> 00:19:28,101
Here's the thing, Veronica...
382
00:19:28,102 --> 00:19:32,450
If you want our best, you
have to let us be us.
383
00:19:35,800 --> 00:19:39,600
We'll never be corporate
drones that you can cage in with your cubicles.
384
00:19:41,800 --> 00:19:45,600
Cash needs his costumes
and his video games.
385
00:19:45,601 --> 00:19:48,801
Cameron needs to
awkwardly flirt with Melanie.
386
00:19:51,100 --> 00:19:55,000
These are the things
that make Contra, Contra.
387
00:19:55,001 --> 00:19:58,000
I cannot have OCP
taking all that away.
388
00:20:00,800 --> 00:20:04,400
That's lovely.
Just pop it there. Thank you.
389
00:20:04,401 --> 00:20:07,000
Thank you.
Just on the left, thanks.
390
00:20:07,001 --> 00:20:08,701
-Lovely.
-Hey.
391
00:20:08,702 --> 00:20:11,850
-Oh, hi.
-Thanks for helping us out.
392
00:20:11,851 --> 00:20:13,351
Sure.
393
00:20:14,300 --> 00:20:16,900
Do you think we could
get a Miss Pacman?
394
00:20:17,600 --> 00:20:19,300
-Molly!
-I never said that.
395
00:20:22,800 --> 00:20:25,400
-Told ya nothing would
change around here. -Well ...
396
00:20:25,800 --> 00:20:29,300
-You kinda lost your office.
-Yeah, I've never really been much of a gambler.
397
00:20:32,500 --> 00:20:33,800
Or am I?
398
00:20:38,000 --> 00:20:39,600
What the hell is this?
399
00:20:39,601 --> 00:20:41,500
What the hell is what?
400
00:20:45,900 --> 00:20:48,600
You've had a secret
office this whole time?
401
00:20:49,100 --> 00:20:50,800
You didn't give up anything.
402
00:20:54,700 --> 00:20:56,100
I'll allow it.
403
00:20:56,101 --> 00:20:59,101
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