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So let me get this straight...
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You can hack into the FBI mainframe
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and put the hamburglar
on the most wanted list,
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but you...
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But I managed to lock my keys in my car.
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Yes, we've established that.
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Can you stop making fun of
me and help me break in?
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Why don't I just teach you?
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I don't need...
A-actually,
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it's a good idea to learn new things.
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You think you're so cool, don't you?
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Yeah, I do.
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You're pretty cool.
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Melon ball!
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Hey!
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Hi, baby!
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You left your celly in my ride.
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Mm. How am I supposed to
text you my love haikus?
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Hey, there he is. My girl's asexual bestie.
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Totally nonthreatening. I love this guy.
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What's with the suit?
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Well, Dutch got a new job at a nonprofit.
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Yeah, we, uh, we build wells in
countries ravaged by poverty.
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And the most fulfilling part...
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I get crazy paid!
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Dollar dollar bills, y'all!
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Yeah.
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Hey, a hybrid?
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What happened to your gas guzzler?
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Going green, Broheim.
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Yeah, I saw this intense movie
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about how we're killing our planet.
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"An Inconvenient Truth"?
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"Water World."
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Yeah, the great Kevin Costner
plays this fish dude.
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Really opened my eyes. So...
I bought this puppy.
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Then I ripped out all that electric crap,
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dropped in an ass-ton of ponies.
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Well, I gotta Michael Bolton. Giddyap!
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Isn't he the best?
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That guy is the worst!
What does she see in him?
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I mean... when it comes to
romance, the man is a God.
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You should see the epic stunts he pulls.
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Oh, my God! I can't believe
you made us our own muppets!
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Yep, only took me six
months to hand-stitch.
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Check it! Oh!
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Now let's party!
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Whoo!
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Just no way to compete with that.
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Listen, love is a numbers game, okay?
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I'm with Melanie ten hours a day.
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Dutch gets the rest of
her time, but she needs
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eight hours of sleep, plus time
for showering, working out,
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miscellaneous body maintenance.
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That means Dutch only gets to
see her 3.8 hours a day tops.
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Yeah, but don't they spend most
of that time going to pound town?
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Hey, we on for hoagies today?
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It's a date. Numbers game!
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Pound town!
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Paper jam on tray nine?
Where are the first eight trays?
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Just call the tech, and he'll fix it.
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No need, baby. Gadget man is right here.
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No. Oz specifically told you not to.
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Every time you try and fix
something, you go way too far.
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Dude, my stuff.
What did we discuss about the pranks?
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Wasn't me.
They even took your ergonomic chair.
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It's from Oz?
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I've been moved to the I.T. annex?
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Ugh. God, those guys are creepos.
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Oz, we gotta talk.
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Hey, there's my guy.
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How's your morning going?
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Not well. I just came from the I.T. annex,
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where you moved my desk.
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I don't want to be in there
with the computer monkeys.
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But you are a computer monkey.
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Not like them!
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I like your face. You have a sister?
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No.
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How about a wig?
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I believe that your skills are
best served behind a desk,
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not out in the field.
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What?! I do great out there.
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This is ridiculous, and you know it!
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What's ridiculous is you
spending all your time
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focused on your little
numbers game with Melanie.
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How did you... that's not...
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It doesn't matter. I'm still focused.
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I always do whatever it takes.
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Really? Remember Cash's shoulder?
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It dislocates all the time.
Just pop it back in.
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Come on. Pop it back in!
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Okay. Oh, it's like a wet noodle. Oh!
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That's just a bad example.
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Come on, you know I
always do what it takes.
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Let's put this theory to the test.
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Tase yourself in the face.
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What?
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Come on. You said you're willing
to do whatever it takes.
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It's for the job. Prove it.
Put some fuzz on those kiwis.
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Okay, they're... they're plenty fuzzy,
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and what does that have to do
with me getting my job done?
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I'm hearing a lot of yap yap
and not a lot of zap zap!
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That's crazy. Nobody would do that.
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Josh, tase yourself in the face.
It's for work.
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Roger that.
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Now there's a guy who gets things done.
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Now if you don't mind, my
2:00 appointment is here.
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You just scoot along
back to your nerd cave.
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Wait. Wait. Wait. Is it a new client?
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I'll do whatever it takes
to get the job done.
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I swear, I'll crush it.
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Let's see what you're made of, champ.
Client's waiting.
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Hey, I'm Cameron.
I'll be handling your job.
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Hey, man. Jimmie. Nice to meet you.
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Nice to meet you, too.
So, uh, what do you do?
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I'm a driver. Oh, you're the limo driver.
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I'm sorry. I-I thought you were the client.
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Prom's coming up. Busy time for you,
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huh? So, um, how much do
you know about NASCAR?
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You mean the one where the
guys with the mullets
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drive around in a circle
and call it a sport?
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Not a fan.
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Why do you ask?
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Holy balls!
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Ho ho ho ho!
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NASCAR superstar Jimmie Johnson!
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Number 48 in the flesh! Oh!
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It's Superman.
I can't believe this is happening.
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Yeah, I can't either.
This is crazy. Racecars!
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Get 'er done!
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Hey, man, we're testing out at
auto club speedway this week.
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You're clearly a fan.
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Why don't you come out and,
you know, see what we do?
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Oh! I'm more than a fan, man.
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You're my second favorite
human on the planet
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right after the guy who invented boobs!
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Classy. Dutch, why are you here?
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Double J., looking good.
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How are you, bro?
Good to see you, O-Dog. Whoo!
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It's quite a crew you got here.
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Yeah, they're an eclectic bunch.
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I don't know what he's doing here.
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Oh. Oh, actually, I-I don't work here.
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See, I got a sweet new job at a nonprofit.
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We build wells.
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Yeah, he's a saint.
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Mr. Johnson, whatever you
need, no matter big or small,
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I will get 'er done.
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No one says that.
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Very excited to work with you, sir.
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Come on, Jimmie. I'll show you my office.
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Is it weird I got a boner?
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Our newest client... one Jimmie Johnson,
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best known for being... being
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5-time consecutive NASCAR
Sprint Cup champion
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and the Associated Press'
Athlete of the Year 2009.
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Looky here. Someone figured
out how to type "NASCAR"
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into their little computer machine-y.
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Just doing what it takes to win.
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Fun fact... NASCAR's largest
growing fan demographic... Latinos.
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Another fun fact...
Shutty.
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Mm. Now all NASCAR communication
between the driver
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and the crew chief is on a secure channel.
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Look what happened on lap 37.
27 coming up on your side.
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Mid-race, Jimmie's comm channel
was taken over by that music.
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Jimmie had to finish second place.
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And for Jimmie, there is no second place.
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Now the only people with access
to radios were Jimmie's crew.
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So you think he's got a mole on his team?
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Well, at least he doesn't
have a mole on his lug nuts.
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Doopa, doopa, what! What!
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Ha ha! Come on. Gimme...that...
Self-shutty.
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Your job is to infiltrate the crew,
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set up hidden security cameras,
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and figure out who did this.
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Not a problem.
Okay, so we've got a mole.
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It could be anyone, so we've
gotta stay under the radar.
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What?
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Do you have a sweatshirt
or cargo pants? Maybe...
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Ah, we can make it work.
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Does that feel good?
Right in the sweet spot.
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Hey. Hey. I told you to stop
fixing things around here.
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I know, I know, but hear me out.
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Look, I gave the copier
a fully robotic brain.
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So now it has a F.P.G.A. neural cluster
with monster computing power.
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Can it still make copies?
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It's a work in progress. I'm fixing it.
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Good God, is it possible?
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I did it.
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I finally did it!
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Yes!
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Okay,
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here are the bullet cams Cash designed.
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Now Dutch said we should
really try to blend in
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before making our first move.
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I appreciate Dutch's help,
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but I was online all night
researching NASCAR.
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I think I'll blend in just fine.
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Hey. You all right?
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Yeah, I-I'm sorry, man.
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My friend's a huge Jimmie fan.
This is a dream job for him.
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First day jitters. I'll go easy on you.
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You're on hood duty.
Tie it down for Jimmie's test session.
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Get 'er done.
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See? That is a thing.
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Please tell me you've
read about this online.
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Come on. How hard can it
be to strap on a hood?
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All right, Oz, just...
before you say anything,
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you gotta hear me out.
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Oz?
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What was that room? What room?
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Uh, uh, whatever. Look, I know I messed up,
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but let me talk to Jimmie.
I'll tell him I can fix this.
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No way, buckaroo. Your cover's blown.
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The only reason Jimmie hasn't s-canned us
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is 'cause we go way back.
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[20 years ago]
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Damn, Jimmie.
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You should be a racecar driver.
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Nah, I'd rather be a tap dancer.
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Shutty. You're a driver.
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Please don't banish me back
to the I.T. annex.
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Calm down, chicken wing. Mistakes happen.
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It's like the time I went
hunting with my friend.
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We'll call him Dick.
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He got super wasted and
shot a guy in the face.
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Now ol' Dickie wanted to cap him
again and bury him in the woods,
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but we did the right thing.
We let the CIA take the rap.
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Understand what I'm trying to say?
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Uh... yeah.
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You were with Dick Cheney
when he shot that guy?
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No.
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My point is this...
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We all make mistakes.
It's how we handle them that matters.
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You want your desk back? Handle it.
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I told you I'll get this done, and I will.
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Whatever it takes.
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Look, if you're here for boner pills,
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I don't sell those anymore.
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Good to know.
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Actually, I ran into a jam at work and...
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I could use your expertise.
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And side note... I'd appreciate
it if you'd close your kimono.
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It's, like, staring at... time expired.
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Logging you out. Damn it!
Oh, you made me fold my hand.
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Dude, what happened to your stuff?
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It's gone, all of it... my
white leather couches,
250
00:10:42,325 --> 00:10:44,743
my cougar skin rugs, my protein powders.
251
00:10:45,264 --> 00:10:46,548
I'm totally broke.
252
00:10:46,812 --> 00:10:49,064
What about your new job, the suit?
253
00:10:49,994 --> 00:10:53,400
I took it off some Filipino dude
who fell asleep on the bus.
254
00:10:53,416 --> 00:10:55,288
And the charity I work at's bogus.
255
00:10:55,312 --> 00:10:58,481
See, Melanie told me to
get a real job, so I did.
256
00:10:58,747 --> 00:11:00,642
I-I became a professional poker player,
257
00:11:00,643 --> 00:11:03,834
but it turns out poker's crazy hard.
258
00:11:03,835 --> 00:11:05,098
Had to pawn everything.
259
00:11:06,427 --> 00:11:08,334
Don't tell Mel about my web of lies.
260
00:11:08,335 --> 00:11:09,856
She'd kick my ass to the curb.
261
00:11:10,356 --> 00:11:13,479
If you help me with this
job, I'll give you a loan.
262
00:11:13,877 --> 00:11:15,208
All right, how much do you need?
263
00:11:15,502 --> 00:11:16,463
$20,000.
264
00:11:16,474 --> 00:11:18,399
I have $2,000 in my savings.
265
00:11:18,436 --> 00:11:21,234
You won't regret this. Whoo-hoo!
266
00:11:21,436 --> 00:11:22,459
Already do.
267
00:11:27,125 --> 00:11:29,264
Hey. I might have a little problem.
268
00:11:30,361 --> 00:11:31,992
You remember how I gave the copier life?
269
00:11:32,001 --> 00:11:34,438
No. Okay, well, I did, and, uh,
270
00:11:34,439 --> 00:11:37,759
it sort of might be into
destroying humanity.
271
00:11:43,897 --> 00:11:45,334
Copier, what are you doing?
272
00:11:46,839 --> 00:11:49,979
It's "Terminator." The machines are rising.
273
00:11:50,299 --> 00:11:51,007
What do we do?
274
00:11:51,240 --> 00:11:52,402
Unplug it. I don't know.
275
00:11:52,403 --> 00:11:54,181
I have my own problems in the real world.
276
00:11:54,266 --> 00:11:56,004
Aah! Yes, you do, Suzie Q.
277
00:11:56,005 --> 00:11:57,521
How many secret rooms do you have?
278
00:11:57,624 --> 00:11:59,138
I don't know what you're talking about.
279
00:11:59,139 --> 00:12:00,363
But I spoke with Jimmie.
280
00:12:00,504 --> 00:12:02,569
Sounds like you got that
situation back on track.
281
00:12:02,570 --> 00:12:03,978
Gotta say, I did not see that coming.
282
00:12:03,979 --> 00:12:05,377
Well, I went that extra mile
283
00:12:05,378 --> 00:12:07,049
and temporarily brought Dutch aboard.
Hmm.
284
00:12:07,338 --> 00:12:09,143
The guy knows cars.
He's been at Jimmie's all morning,
285
00:12:09,144 --> 00:12:10,726
talking shop, bonding with the crew.
286
00:12:10,727 --> 00:12:11,888
Apparently, he's killing it.
287
00:12:11,890 --> 00:12:13,903
It must be killing you.
You were willing to hire
288
00:12:13,904 --> 00:12:16,998
your mortal enemy to get this job done?
I underestimated you.
289
00:12:16,999 --> 00:12:20,127
Yes, you did. I mean, working side by side
290
00:12:20,128 --> 00:12:21,246
with the guy who's mashing bits...
291
00:12:21,247 --> 00:12:23,552
I know, I know, but it doesn't bother me.
292
00:12:26,698 --> 00:12:28,856
Aw, man. Hoagies are our thing.
293
00:12:29,930 --> 00:12:31,852
Yay, you're back.
294
00:12:32,137 --> 00:12:33,532
That must mean you set up the cameras
295
00:12:33,533 --> 00:12:34,695
in Jimmie's garage, right?
296
00:12:34,708 --> 00:12:35,875
Almost, Camster.
297
00:12:35,876 --> 00:12:38,198
Now that I've earned everyone's
respect, it's easy-peasy.
298
00:12:38,199 --> 00:12:39,859
Tomorrow afternoon, I'll
be alone in the garage.
299
00:12:39,860 --> 00:12:41,262
I'll plant the cameras then.
300
00:12:41,454 --> 00:12:43,465
It's really great you're
helping cam out on this, babe.
301
00:12:43,466 --> 00:12:45,693
Oh, had to be done.
My girl's asexual bestie was
302
00:12:45,694 --> 00:12:47,768
begging and crying me to do him a solid.
303
00:12:47,776 --> 00:12:49,469
Wasn't crying, plenty sexual.
304
00:12:50,158 --> 00:12:52,305
You are just so sweet lately.
305
00:12:52,417 --> 00:12:55,655
First, the trip to New York, now this.
Can you believe it?
306
00:12:55,666 --> 00:12:58,105
No. I cannot believe it.
307
00:12:58,106 --> 00:13:00,601
Okay, so my favorite childhood memory
308
00:13:00,656 --> 00:13:03,414
was this one Christmas I went
to Central Park with my dad.
309
00:13:03,415 --> 00:13:05,875
We sat on a bench, we ate pizza,
310
00:13:05,876 --> 00:13:08,519
we froze our balls off in the snow.
It was awesome!
311
00:13:08,713 --> 00:13:11,021
Dutch is giving me that
whole trip all over again.
312
00:13:11,460 --> 00:13:13,747
We're flying first class and everything.
313
00:13:13,748 --> 00:13:17,322
Really? First class. Sounds expensive.
314
00:13:17,323 --> 00:13:20,446
Nah, it's just 2 grand.
But stupid romantic.
315
00:13:20,463 --> 00:13:21,711
We're staying at the Plaza.
316
00:13:21,712 --> 00:13:24,410
♪ Hotel sex, hotel sex ♪
317
00:13:24,411 --> 00:13:28,061
Are you kidding me?!
I paid for that trip, Melanie, not him.
318
00:13:28,062 --> 00:13:30,727
Dutch has been lying to you.
He's jobless and couchless,
319
00:13:30,728 --> 00:13:33,290
and he lost all his money
playing online poker!
320
00:13:33,295 --> 00:13:34,510
You lied to me?
321
00:13:34,762 --> 00:13:37,379
Only about my job, my money, and my suit,
322
00:13:37,380 --> 00:13:40,013
which thinking about it now, I
probably took off a dead guy.
323
00:13:40,930 --> 00:13:42,536
Melanie, wait.
No.
324
00:13:42,537 --> 00:13:45,254
We can't cancel that trip.
I didn't get travel insurance.
325
00:13:45,255 --> 00:13:46,559
You couldn't afford it!
326
00:13:51,039 --> 00:13:52,165
I'm sorry.
327
00:13:52,166 --> 00:13:55,475
I lost my temper and I
shouldn't have said anything.
328
00:13:55,484 --> 00:13:58,325
No, I'm glad you did. He's a lying jerk.
329
00:13:58,927 --> 00:14:00,860
Man, was I wrong about him.
330
00:14:01,412 --> 00:14:03,702
If you want to hoagie it up
tomorrow and talk about it,
331
00:14:04,099 --> 00:14:05,342
I'm your man.
332
00:14:05,386 --> 00:14:09,535
Yeah, we could do that, or we
could go get smashed right now.
333
00:14:09,728 --> 00:14:12,049
Fo' sho!
Never say that again.
334
00:14:12,050 --> 00:14:13,648
Absolutely. First round's on me.
335
00:14:13,680 --> 00:14:15,253
All right, but no shots, okay?
336
00:14:15,254 --> 00:14:16,874
'Cause I'll get a little alco-horny,
337
00:14:16,875 --> 00:14:20,952
and I'll end up using your
body for angry revenge sex.
338
00:14:21,795 --> 00:14:22,618
Yeah.
339
00:14:23,406 --> 00:14:24,899
That would be awful.
340
00:14:25,513 --> 00:14:26,472
Just...
341
00:14:28,615 --> 00:14:29,104
Yuck.
342
00:14:29,391 --> 00:14:31,730
One, two, tres, cuatro.
343
00:14:31,735 --> 00:14:34,489
♪ You dropped a deuce on my heart, baby ♪
344
00:14:36,679 --> 00:14:38,918
♪ you tore it all apart, baby ♪
345
00:14:48,735 --> 00:14:50,918
Hey, man. I know you've been calling me
346
00:14:50,924 --> 00:14:53,751
about finishing that job, but
I'm in a real dark place...
347
00:14:53,969 --> 00:14:56,204
Mostly 'cause they caught
off my electricity,
348
00:14:56,205 --> 00:14:57,955
but also 'cause Mel left me.
349
00:14:58,152 --> 00:15:01,632
I know I promised I'd finish,
but unless my boo forgives me,
350
00:15:01,633 --> 00:15:03,218
I'm not gettin' up off this floor.
351
00:15:03,380 --> 00:15:04,669
It's Dutch, by the way.
352
00:15:04,893 --> 00:15:06,425
Dutch Nilbog.
353
00:15:09,070 --> 00:15:10,238
Whatever it takes.
354
00:15:11,308 --> 00:15:11,896
I'm taking off.
355
00:15:11,909 --> 00:15:13,035
Wait. Wait. Not so fast.
356
00:15:13,036 --> 00:15:15,049
We've got work to do, and
it's not gonna be pleasant.
357
00:15:15,975 --> 00:15:18,042
We're going to get Dutch
and Melanie back together.
358
00:15:22,351 --> 00:15:23,692
All right, thanks for your help on this.
359
00:15:23,693 --> 00:15:26,907
Here's the deal... The only way to
get my desk out of geek Siberia
360
00:15:26,916 --> 00:15:29,298
is to get Dutch to finish that NASCAR job.
361
00:15:29,313 --> 00:15:31,777
The only way to t that is
to mend his broken heart,
362
00:15:31,778 --> 00:15:35,642
which means we need a grand,
romantic gesture. Yay!
363
00:15:36,738 --> 00:15:38,801
Inclusion! It's finally happening!
364
00:15:39,032 --> 00:15:41,154
Operation Cupid is in full effect.
365
00:15:41,155 --> 00:15:44,234
We're gonna use every resource
Contra has to pull off this job,
366
00:15:44,235 --> 00:15:45,157
starting with...
367
00:15:47,638 --> 00:15:49,196
Check one. Check one.
368
00:15:49,197 --> 00:15:51,227
Popping P's. Popping P's.
369
00:15:51,228 --> 00:15:52,913
Sibilance. Sibilance.
370
00:15:53,536 --> 00:15:56,202
Hey, Mel. Could you help me
out with this crossword?
371
00:15:56,469 --> 00:15:58,358
Five letters,
372
00:15:58,359 --> 00:15:59,672
"a jump rope style,"
373
00:16:00,040 --> 00:16:01,662
"double" blank.
374
00:16:02,586 --> 00:16:03,188
Dutch.
375
00:16:03,189 --> 00:16:05,042
Dutch. Dutch. Dutch.
376
00:16:05,189 --> 00:16:08,776
"Terrible hairstyle for a bald man."
Comb-over.
377
00:16:08,894 --> 00:16:10,132
Comb-over. Comb-over.
378
00:16:10,133 --> 00:16:13,956
One letter, comes after "b."
"C."
379
00:16:14,004 --> 00:16:15,828
What kind of crossword are you doing?
380
00:16:17,240 --> 00:16:21,075
I was just... wondering if
you'd read my romance novel.
381
00:16:21,248 --> 00:16:23,985
Sorry. Busy. I really need to go.
382
00:16:24,031 --> 00:16:26,286
I really... I really need to go.
383
00:16:28,692 --> 00:16:30,570
Dutch. Comb-over.
384
00:16:31,142 --> 00:16:32,120
Comb-over.
385
00:16:36,523 --> 00:16:38,173
Mel? Is that you?
386
00:16:38,928 --> 00:16:41,508
Dutch... I really need to...
387
00:16:41,744 --> 00:16:42,992
See... you.
388
00:16:42,993 --> 00:16:43,819
Really?
389
00:16:44,629 --> 00:16:46,150
Comb-over. Come over?
390
00:16:46,274 --> 00:16:47,437
I'll be right there!
391
00:16:49,603 --> 00:16:51,448
Once Dutch takes the bait, I'll trigger
392
00:16:51,449 --> 00:16:53,370
the fire alarm to get Melanie
out of her apartment.
393
00:17:00,831 --> 00:17:02,152
All right, we got two minutes.
Go, go, go, go!
394
00:17:02,153 --> 00:17:06,053
El niño is up and running. Kill the alarm.
395
00:17:06,266 --> 00:17:09,269
I'm on it.
All right, projector's up.
396
00:17:09,339 --> 00:17:12,218
Hot pie coming in. Wine is fine.
397
00:17:16,517 --> 00:17:17,452
Mel?
398
00:17:18,954 --> 00:17:19,761
What the...
399
00:17:23,930 --> 00:17:24,810
Dutch?
400
00:17:31,311 --> 00:17:32,382
Oh, my God.
401
00:17:37,198 --> 00:17:39,409
It's Christmas in Central Park.
402
00:17:41,691 --> 00:17:43,421
Did you do all this?
403
00:17:44,344 --> 00:17:47,816
No. I can't take credit for this, Mel.
404
00:17:47,914 --> 00:17:50,035
If I did, I'd just be lying, and...
405
00:17:50,288 --> 00:17:52,566
I never wanna lie to you again.
406
00:17:52,947 --> 00:17:55,096
I made up that job and bought you that trip
407
00:17:55,097 --> 00:17:56,340
so I could get you everything.
408
00:17:58,407 --> 00:17:59,871
Look, I know I'm not perfect.
409
00:18:00,472 --> 00:18:01,854
I mean, I'm close, but...
410
00:18:03,830 --> 00:18:05,540
I love you with all my heart,
411
00:18:06,587 --> 00:18:08,474
and hopefully, that can be everything.
412
00:18:11,017 --> 00:18:12,040
Come here.
413
00:18:21,149 --> 00:18:22,635
What do you say you pop open that wine?
414
00:18:22,806 --> 00:18:23,974
And I'll heat up this pizza.
415
00:18:24,105 --> 00:18:24,937
Hey, you better hurry,
416
00:18:24,942 --> 00:18:26,271
'cause, uh, I gotta be at Jimmie's
417
00:18:26,272 --> 00:18:29,114
first thing in the morning
to get those cameras set up.
418
00:18:31,852 --> 00:18:34,800
And after close inspection of
the security camera footage,
419
00:18:34,801 --> 00:18:36,400
I've uncovered who's been tampering
420
00:18:36,401 --> 00:18:37,605
with Jimmie's communications
421
00:18:38,862 --> 00:18:41,865
turns out it wasn't sabotage.
422
00:18:43,570 --> 00:18:44,434
Baba-bam!
423
00:18:44,746 --> 00:18:47,711
A 1982 Swony A.M./F.M. cassette player.
424
00:18:47,743 --> 00:18:49,752
Wait. You mean Sony.
425
00:18:49,798 --> 00:18:52,176
Nope, Swony-y...
426
00:18:52,177 --> 00:18:54,116
a cheap Guatemalan knockoff.
427
00:18:54,771 --> 00:18:56,121
You see, Tito here....
428
00:18:56,253 --> 00:18:59,205
was playing the same radio
during the last race.
429
00:18:59,251 --> 00:19:02,785
The ***ball frequency interfered with
the headset and caused a ruckus.
430
00:19:02,786 --> 00:19:06,728
So I gave him an iPod, and
Jimmie is safe again.
431
00:19:06,900 --> 00:19:08,800
Wait. I loaned you my iPod..
432
00:19:08,813 --> 00:19:11,607
You said you wanted to
burn my Billy Joel...
433
00:19:11,715 --> 00:19:13,108
workout playlist.
434
00:19:15,091 --> 00:19:17,037
Well done, Dutch!
435
00:19:17,228 --> 00:19:19,920
Case closed.
Smoke 'em if you got 'em, which I do.
436
00:19:20,977 --> 00:19:21,991
Whoo!
437
00:19:22,399 --> 00:19:25,094
Hey, boss, uh, look, I gotta talk to you.
438
00:19:25,328 --> 00:19:27,877
Um, I messed up. I went against your wishes
439
00:19:27,878 --> 00:19:29,351
and I tinkered with the copier,
440
00:19:29,352 --> 00:19:31,058
and now it's sentient and wants me dead.
441
00:19:36,262 --> 00:19:38,480
Ah, don't worry about it.
I've seen this happen before.
442
00:19:38,481 --> 00:19:39,230
I'll take care of it.
443
00:19:40,018 --> 00:19:42,323
Thanks. I-I swear, I will never try
444
00:19:42,335 --> 00:19:44,106
to mess with anything in the office again.
445
00:19:54,004 --> 00:19:55,487
You just got Oz'd.
446
00:19:56,755 --> 00:19:58,049
Possible catchphrase.
447
00:20:03,855 --> 00:20:04,864
Hey.
448
00:20:06,541 --> 00:20:09,258
So I just wanted to thank you.
449
00:20:09,488 --> 00:20:12,087
I mean, Dutch does a lot of sweet things,
450
00:20:12,131 --> 00:20:15,977
but I gotta say, what you
pulled off was pretty epic.
451
00:20:16,537 --> 00:20:17,948
Oh, it's just a part of the job.
452
00:20:18,163 --> 00:20:19,856
Well, thanks. Well done.
453
00:20:20,036 --> 00:20:22,083
You really went the distance on this one.
454
00:20:22,390 --> 00:20:24,407
You got your desk back.
Thank you.
455
00:20:24,408 --> 00:20:26,778
No, I should be thanking you.
I mean, this job made me realize
456
00:20:26,779 --> 00:20:30,332
I need a good mechanic and a wheelman.
Tea bag!
457
00:20:30,963 --> 00:20:33,323
Ow! Aah, it burns. Whoo! Classic me!
458
00:20:33,324 --> 00:20:34,593
Classic you, Dutch.
459
00:20:34,866 --> 00:20:36,935
Yeah, I hired Dutch on full-time.
460
00:20:36,942 --> 00:20:38,986
What? No. Please don't. Please. Please...
461
00:20:39,129 --> 00:20:41,672
Already done.
Good luck with that numbers game.
462
00:20:41,689 --> 00:20:44,405
You guys want to get some lunch?
Usually it's just me and Cam,
463
00:20:44,406 --> 00:20:46,335
but you know what? Why don't we all go?
464
00:20:46,365 --> 00:20:47,351
Sweet. I'm buyin'.
465
00:20:48,276 --> 00:20:50,635
You're buyin'.
Not so fast, kids.
466
00:20:50,778 --> 00:20:52,113
As a token of his appreciation,
467
00:20:52,114 --> 00:20:54,311
Jimmie has offered us a bitchin' bonus.
468
00:20:59,077 --> 00:21:00,806
Ha ha! Ha!
469
00:21:00,807 --> 00:21:02,260
Get 'er done!
470
00:21:04,679 --> 00:21:07,307
My entire body is vibrating!
471
00:21:08,980 --> 00:21:11,763
Oh, this feels exceptional
on my undercarriage.
472
00:21:11,818 --> 00:21:13,130
Is there a warp speed or something?
473
00:21:13,131 --> 00:21:16,026
Where's warp speed? Whoo-hoo-hoo!
474
00:21:16,575 --> 00:21:17,980
How am I doing, Jimmie?!
475
00:21:18,331 --> 00:21:19,607
That's pretty weak, Oz.
476
00:21:19,962 --> 00:21:22,362
Maybe you should've been the tap dancer.
Shutty!
477
00:21:22,562 --> 00:21:32,762
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