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(THEME SONG PLAYING)
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Man, how long's it been since
anyone cleaned this garage?
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Ugh, years.
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Hey, hey,
hey, hey!
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Where do you think
you're going with that?
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I am taking this garbage
bag full of garbage
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to the garbage.
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You are so cute
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when you try
and intimidate me.
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Give me the bag.
It's coming home with us.
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You are incapable
of throwing out anything.
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No, I am incapable of throwing
out memories from my life.
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I mean,
look around you.
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This is my
childhood here.
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Hey, Cory,
you think Morgan
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still wants
Strawberry Shortcake?
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Uh, yeah, she does.
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She's cute.
She's my friend.
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I can't believe
that you would
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want to throw
all this out.
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I mean, look at this. This
is a gold mine in here.
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This is my
old retainer.
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Remember this?
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Mmm.
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Ugh, Cory,
I hate that thing.
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Ah, you didn't say
that when we were 11.
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Remember?
Kiss me.
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Come on, just kiss me once. No.
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Just, please, just give me one.
No!
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All I remember is
trapped food particles.
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Peanuts, popcorn,
Cracker Jacks.
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Your mouth was
like a baseball game.
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(SMACKS MOUTH)
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Mmm. Nachos.
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Mmm.
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Hey, Cory,
check these out.
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Oh, my gosh.
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Eric gave
those to me.
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Yeah, where
is Eric?
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You know, half
this stuff is his.
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Why isn't
he helping?
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Well, look,
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I promised
my parents
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that I'd clean up
this garage
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by the time they got home
from vacation, okay?
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Besides, Eric would just
go through all this old stuff,
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you know, get all mushy, and
not let us throw out anything.
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Mmm, can't have that.
That would be bad.
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Besides, I'd rather do it
with you guys anyway.
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Discrimination!
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Not fair!
Not fair.
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Oh, Shawn, look.
Our old clubhouse sign.
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Yeah, "No girls allowed."
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That lasted long.
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Hey, I was in love.
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And I threatened to sue.
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Hey, Cor, how come
we never use this?
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Oh, this?
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This belonged
to me and Eric.
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Boy, this thing's
got some memories.
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Your queen
demands a duel.
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Lord Hunter.
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Sir Complainalot.
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The winner shall
get my hand.
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(BOTH CHUCKLING CONFIDENTLY)
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En garde, doodiehead.
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(IN SPANISH ACCENT)
Prepare to die, scoundrel.
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Oh, I'm a scoundrel?
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That's cool.
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All right, your queen's getting bored.
Can we see some bloodshed?
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(BOTH EXCLAIMING)
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Oh, you want
to hit my leg?
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Ha ha!
Don't even try!
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Shawn, you're hurting me.
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Ow!
Oh.
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Hey, you guys having
a little party here?
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No, just hurting
your brother.
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What you up to?
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Well, apparently not
having as much fun
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as you guys are.
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Yeah, we're just
cleaning out the garage.
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You know, I've been meaning to go
through this stuff for a while.
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Oh, okay, so this was your idea?
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Yeah.
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Shawn and I are
just helping out.
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You know, Cory, this would
have been fun to do together.
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Oh, Eric, come on.
It's not a big deal.
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Besides, I didn't want
you to waste a Saturday.
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Oh, but you didn't mind asking
Shawn to waste a Saturday?
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No, Shawn... Shawn
loves this stuff.
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Remember
where he's from.
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(SIGHS) I do love trash.
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Okay, so, let me try
to understand this.
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You decided on your own
to go through our stuff,
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involving your wife
and your best friend,
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who, incidentally, has a brother of his
own to do this kind of stuff with,
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but you didn't call me.
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Eric, it's not
a big deal.
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Well, maybe
we should go.
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No, no, no, no.
You guys stay.
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He probably doesn't get a chance
to see you a whole lot anyway.
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Eric, come on. Don't
be like this, okay?
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Stay and we'll all...
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Oh, by the way,
I forgot to tell you,
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Dad called last night
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and he wanted me and you to
look for grandpa's toolbox
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after calling you
about you calling me
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about us cleaning out
the garage together.
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We were supposed
to do this together.
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You know, it must be fun to
do a big clean-out like that
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and go through old stuff
you haven't seen in years.
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Well, it
started out fun.
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You know what,
Angela?
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It wouldn't hurt us to
do some spring cleaning.
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Oh, great idea, Rachel.
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Why don't you start
and I'll catch up with you,
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like, in the fall?
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You know, Jack,
Eric said something
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interesting before
that got me thinking.
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Wait a minute. Eric
got you thinking?
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He seemed
well-rested.
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Anyway, when
Dad died,
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you and I
agreed that...
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Deal.
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Deal?
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Yeah, no, I was
thinking the same thing.
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You and I should get closer,
spend more time together, and...
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Start acting like
real brothers.
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So you want to do
something later?
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How about now?
I'm up for anything.
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Sounds like a blast.
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I'm having
fun already.
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Hey.
Hey, hey.
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So why exactly don't you
want to clean with me?
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Oh, it's not that
I don't want to.
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It's just that
I'm not going to.
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I have theories,
you know?
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About what?
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I don't know.
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Shawn, I want to say,
I'm sorry about before.
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You know, I was just...
I was upset.
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It's okay.
I understand.
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ALL: It's coming in nice.
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Hey, Eric, I've
been looking for you.
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Well, you found me.
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Uh, listen, I just want to
apologize about before.
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You know, the reason
I didn't call you
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was not because I didn't
want you to be there.
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I'm listening.
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Because that's... That's not
what I was thinking about.
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Okay, so what
were you thinking?
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Well, I wasn't really
thinking anything.
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You know, it's not
that big a deal.
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I mean, maybe we'll
do it again sometime.
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Really looking
forward to that.
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Okay.
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So then why are
you apologizing?
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Uh, well, I'm
apologizing because...
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You seemed hurt.
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That's very
considerate.
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No problem.
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Are you really sorry or are you
just sorry you got caught?
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You know, you're right.
He does seem well-rested.
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Eric, come on. This
is stupid, all right?
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It's no big deal,
you know?
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We'll go home, forget
this ever happened,
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we'll clean out the garage,
and be done with it.
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Okay.
You know what?
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While we're at it,
why don't we just
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move all that crap to the end
of the driveway and sell it?
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Why do you want to
have a garage sale?
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I mean, that's... That's,
like, our childhood.
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Well, yeah, but I
mean, like you said,
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it doesn't
really matter.
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Why don't we
just sell it,
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split the money right down the
center, and then, you know,
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we can be done with it, go back to
the way it used to be, you know?
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"Hey, how you doing?"
"Fine, how you doing?"
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No need to apologize
for anything.
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How about a movie?
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Perfect!
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This is gonna be great.
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Yeah, you know,
I'm so glad
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we are finally
doing this.
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So what do you
want to see?
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Anything, man, as long as
we're together, buddy.
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Uh, you mind subtitles?
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You mean, like,
a foreign movie?
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I know.
Bowling.
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Bowling?
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(CHUCKLES)
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Did you ever smell
those rental shoes?
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Are you hungry?
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No, I just ate.
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I could watch
you eat.
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Maybe we're trying
too hard, you know?
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Why don't we just
go work out?
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I don't do that.
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You like poetry?
I like riddles.
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The mall.
The bank.
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The bank?
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I wonder how the
garage sale's going.
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You want to
check it out?
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Yes!
Ho ho!
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Man, this is
gonna be great.
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I am loving it.
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You're gonna
sell that sled?
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Yeah, why not?
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Well, we had a lot
of fun on that sled.
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Yeah, we did.
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You think two bucks?
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(SCOFFS)
Yeah.
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Two bucks.
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Boy, you remember
that time when we, uh...
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When school was
closed down for two days,
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and we took this up
to Dead Man's Hill?
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Yeah, I remember.
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Yeah.
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And then we, uh,
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we were sliding down
that hill so fast,
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we couldn't stop and we
caused a four car pile-up.
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Yeah, Dad was
really mad.
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Locked us in our room
for two weeks.
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Yeah, but it was
a lot of fun, huh?
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Buck 50.
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Hey, guys.
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Hey. Wow,
this looks great.
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Thanks. What's all this stuff?
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Well, Angela and I decided
it would be a lot of fun
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to clean out
our room.
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Yeah, and guess what.
It wasn't.
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Well, anyway, we found a
lot of great stuff. Look.
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Oh, gosh.
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Oh, hey, look
at all that stuff.
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That's great. Why don't
you grab a table?
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There's plenty of space. Okay.
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Oh, wait a minute.
This is my purse.
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Angela, it's been on the
floor for three months.
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$1.72?
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Ooh, I'll
take it.
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Thanks.
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Rachel...
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Did you wear this?
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I used to.
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I'll give you
50 bucks for 'em.
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Sold.
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Why do you want
Rachel's old tank top?
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I'm a collector.
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Hey, Eric.
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You know, I don't want
to sell my glove.
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That's my glove.
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You gave it to me.
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Yeah, now I'm
taking it back.
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What is your problem? Look,
I don't have a problem.
255
00:10:59,495 --> 00:11:00,729
It's a garage
sale, Cor.
256
00:11:00,796 --> 00:11:02,564
You know, why don't
we just sell it?
257
00:11:02,631 --> 00:11:04,099
You don't use it. I don't use it.
Let's just be done with it.
258
00:11:05,301 --> 00:11:08,836
(SHAWN LAUGHING)
259
00:11:10,906 --> 00:11:11,939
Oh, this...
260
00:11:12,008 --> 00:11:14,042
This guy.
He's funny.
261
00:11:14,109 --> 00:11:15,577
(LAUGHTER)
262
00:11:15,645 --> 00:11:17,012
What's so funny?
263
00:11:17,080 --> 00:11:18,613
Oh, I don't really
know, you know?
264
00:11:18,681 --> 00:11:20,515
It's just we've been laughing
for, like, the last three hours.
265
00:11:22,118 --> 00:11:24,286
Eric and I have been
doing the same thing.
266
00:11:24,320 --> 00:11:25,386
What have you guys
been up to?
267
00:11:25,454 --> 00:11:27,022
Oh, little of this,
a little of that.
268
00:11:27,056 --> 00:11:29,724
And time's just been flying.
Flying right by.
269
00:11:29,792 --> 00:11:30,759
Up high. Up high.
Oh!
270
00:11:30,826 --> 00:11:31,860
Yeah!
Yeah!
271
00:11:31,928 --> 00:11:33,094
All right, man.
272
00:11:33,162 --> 00:11:34,696
Oh, man, help me out here.
I am dying.
273
00:11:34,764 --> 00:11:37,099
He is so
freaking boring.
274
00:11:37,166 --> 00:11:38,566
Take me out of
this misery, man.
275
00:11:38,634 --> 00:11:40,668
You got any
guns for sale?
276
00:11:40,736 --> 00:11:43,105
Excuse me, how much are these?
277
00:11:43,172 --> 00:11:45,440
I didn't know those
were for sale.
278
00:11:45,508 --> 00:11:47,308
I'll give you
five bucks for 'em.
279
00:11:47,376 --> 00:11:48,477
I'll give you 20.
280
00:11:49,312 --> 00:11:50,679
Okay.
Okay!
281
00:11:55,885 --> 00:11:57,085
(SIGHS)
282
00:11:59,822 --> 00:12:02,023
Eric, come on. Why are
you being such a jerk?
283
00:12:02,091 --> 00:12:03,525
Excuse me, honey. How
much is this frame?
284
00:12:03,592 --> 00:12:04,926
Just one second.
285
00:12:04,994 --> 00:12:07,929
Look, Eric, I've apologized
100 times, all right?
286
00:12:07,997 --> 00:12:09,864
What do you want me to do?
Nothing.
287
00:12:09,932 --> 00:12:11,833
It couldn't be very much,
'cause there's a scratch on it.
288
00:12:11,900 --> 00:12:13,167
Lady, just one
second, okay?
289
00:12:13,235 --> 00:12:14,735
I can't wait
here forever.
290
00:12:14,804 --> 00:12:16,171
Lady, please.
291
00:12:16,239 --> 00:12:18,406
Eric, I'm not
a mind reader, okay?
292
00:12:18,474 --> 00:12:20,041
What do you
want me to do?
293
00:12:20,109 --> 00:12:21,243
You're not gonna
sell anything
294
00:12:21,310 --> 00:12:23,444
if you ignore
the customers.
295
00:12:23,446 --> 00:12:26,481
Could you be
any more annoying?
296
00:12:26,549 --> 00:12:28,850
Hey, buddy,
watch your mouth.
297
00:12:28,918 --> 00:12:30,552
That's my wife.
298
00:12:30,619 --> 00:12:33,020
Could she be
any more annoying?
299
00:12:36,425 --> 00:12:37,458
(GRUNTS)
300
00:12:38,194 --> 00:12:40,094
That's my brother!
301
00:12:40,163 --> 00:12:42,697
Nobody hits my brother!
302
00:12:45,101 --> 00:12:47,202
So this guy
walks into a bar...
303
00:12:48,337 --> 00:12:49,737
Hey!
(GRUNTS)
304
00:12:49,805 --> 00:12:51,038
That's my brother!
305
00:12:51,107 --> 00:12:52,474
Get off him!
306
00:12:52,541 --> 00:12:54,442
That's... Ah!
307
00:12:54,510 --> 00:12:56,244
(CLAMORING)
308
00:13:10,159 --> 00:13:11,593
You know what?
I'm going to, uh...
309
00:13:11,660 --> 00:13:12,727
I'm gonna hang out
here just to make sure
310
00:13:12,795 --> 00:13:14,029
everything
works out okay.
311
00:13:14,031 --> 00:13:15,263
I think you should.
312
00:13:19,235 --> 00:13:22,070
I'm gonna go get coffee
from the cafeteria.
313
00:13:35,751 --> 00:13:37,152
(CLEARS THROAT)
314
00:13:37,786 --> 00:13:39,053
How's the arm?
315
00:13:40,423 --> 00:13:43,291
Well, I won't be using that
catcher's mitt anytime soon.
316
00:13:43,359 --> 00:13:45,427
Well, that's good, 'cause
I sold it for a dime.
317
00:13:45,495 --> 00:13:46,594
(SCOFFS)
318
00:13:48,965 --> 00:13:49,998
Eric, uh...
319
00:13:52,602 --> 00:13:55,837
I really appreciate the way
you had my back today.
320
00:13:55,905 --> 00:13:59,608
You know, and thanks for
waiting with me here, too.
321
00:13:59,675 --> 00:14:00,975
It's okay.
322
00:14:01,043 --> 00:14:02,777
No, it's not okay, you know?
I mean, because...
323
00:14:04,146 --> 00:14:05,413
You're my brother,
324
00:14:05,481 --> 00:14:07,682
and today you reminded me
how important it is
325
00:14:07,750 --> 00:14:10,619
to have a big brother
to look out for you
326
00:14:10,686 --> 00:14:12,821
and I'd like to think that
I'd be there for you, too.
327
00:14:13,489 --> 00:14:15,056
I'm sure you would.
328
00:14:15,124 --> 00:14:17,559
Because that's what being
brothers is all about, right?
329
00:14:17,626 --> 00:14:20,228
Being there for each other
when one of us is in trouble.
330
00:14:20,296 --> 00:14:22,664
Yeah, as long as we don't have to
see each other in between, right?
331
00:14:25,101 --> 00:14:27,135
What?
332
00:14:27,203 --> 00:14:29,471
Well, what about when we're
not in trouble, Cor?
333
00:14:31,040 --> 00:14:33,441
Well, we can do stuff.
334
00:14:33,509 --> 00:14:35,877
I don't know. Today was a
pretty big day, you know?
335
00:14:35,944 --> 00:14:37,979
A garage sale,
a fist fight,
336
00:14:38,047 --> 00:14:39,981
ended up here at
the emergency room.
337
00:14:40,049 --> 00:14:41,949
I'm not sure we can count on this
kind of thing happening all the time.
338
00:14:42,551 --> 00:14:43,618
Eric...
339
00:14:45,387 --> 00:14:48,290
Look, I'm really
trying here, okay?
340
00:14:48,357 --> 00:14:50,759
I just want everything
to be all right with us.
341
00:14:51,894 --> 00:14:53,295
Big brother,
little brother.
342
00:14:53,362 --> 00:14:54,929
I got your back.
You got mine.
343
00:14:55,231 --> 00:14:56,664
It's fine. Don't worry about it.
Damn it, Eric.
344
00:14:56,732 --> 00:14:59,934
Is this all because I didn't let
you clean out the stupid garage?
345
00:15:00,002 --> 00:15:01,870
All right,
I'm sorry, okay?
346
00:15:01,937 --> 00:15:03,171
Now what do you
want from me?
347
00:15:05,107 --> 00:15:06,541
What?
348
00:15:06,609 --> 00:15:08,276
Look, it's not about
the garage, okay?
349
00:15:08,343 --> 00:15:09,778
It's about the fact
that you shut me out
350
00:15:09,845 --> 00:15:11,312
of your life
a long time ago.
351
00:15:11,380 --> 00:15:12,480
That's not true.
It's...
352
00:15:12,482 --> 00:15:14,048
Oh, well, let's
look at it this way.
353
00:15:14,116 --> 00:15:15,750
We used to do stuff
together and now we don't.
354
00:15:15,818 --> 00:15:18,119
Yeah, we do.
When?
355
00:15:18,187 --> 00:15:20,689
We just spent
the whole day together.
356
00:15:20,756 --> 00:15:22,757
Today? Oh, yeah, you're right.
I forgot.
357
00:15:22,824 --> 00:15:24,058
You know something?
I take it back.
358
00:15:24,126 --> 00:15:26,261
It is about cleaning
out the stupid garage.
359
00:15:26,328 --> 00:15:27,729
Dad wanted us
to do that together,
360
00:15:27,796 --> 00:15:29,897
and you chose
to leave me out.
361
00:15:29,965 --> 00:15:32,633
Those are
our memories!
362
00:15:32,701 --> 00:15:34,235
You have any idea
how it felt
363
00:15:34,303 --> 00:15:36,905
to go down there and see Shawn
and Topanga there instead of me?
364
00:15:39,141 --> 00:15:41,575
Look, Eric...
We're brothers, okay?
365
00:15:41,644 --> 00:15:42,476
You know what? You're right.
You're right.
366
00:15:42,544 --> 00:15:43,644
No, we're brothers.
367
00:15:43,712 --> 00:15:45,546
We're not friends.
368
00:15:45,614 --> 00:15:47,581
No, it means you don't have
to like me and you don't.
369
00:15:48,718 --> 00:15:50,118
Oh.
(SCOFFS)
370
00:15:52,622 --> 00:15:54,289
What happened?
371
00:15:56,692 --> 00:15:57,959
(SIGHS)
372
00:16:24,286 --> 00:16:25,386
Look at this.
373
00:16:28,123 --> 00:16:30,124
(SIGHS)
374
00:16:30,192 --> 00:16:33,962
So many days spent
trying to master this...
375
00:16:34,029 --> 00:16:35,763
And then that magical day
when everything clicked.
376
00:16:36,832 --> 00:16:39,000
"Go, Eric.
Stay up there.
377
00:16:39,067 --> 00:16:40,768
"You can do it."
378
00:16:40,836 --> 00:16:42,537
You guys did a lot
of things together.
379
00:16:43,973 --> 00:16:44,973
Yeah, we did.
380
00:16:47,275 --> 00:16:48,943
But...
(SIGHS)
381
00:16:49,011 --> 00:16:50,277
That was a
long time ago.
382
00:16:51,780 --> 00:16:53,948
I made you a sandwich.
Thanks.
383
00:16:54,016 --> 00:16:55,783
Sure you don't
want me to help?
384
00:16:55,884 --> 00:16:57,118
No.
385
00:16:57,186 --> 00:16:59,854
That's what got me into
trouble in the first place.
386
00:17:00,590 --> 00:17:01,789
(SIGHS)
387
00:17:03,825 --> 00:17:05,694
Am I wrong here?
388
00:17:05,761 --> 00:17:07,528
I mean, if I did something
wrong, tell me.
389
00:17:07,563 --> 00:17:09,263
Well, I...
I mean, I realize
390
00:17:09,331 --> 00:17:10,965
that I am not the
perfect brother, okay?
391
00:17:11,033 --> 00:17:13,334
But neither is he. I mean,
we're talking about Eric here.
392
00:17:13,436 --> 00:17:15,770
Yes, we are. The guy's
a total screw-up.
393
00:17:15,837 --> 00:17:19,807
I mean, we spent our wedding night
in jail because of him. Remember?
394
00:17:19,875 --> 00:17:22,676
What I remember is having one
of the most amazing weddings
395
00:17:22,744 --> 00:17:25,280
in the best hotel in
Philadelphia because of him.
396
00:17:25,347 --> 00:17:27,415
But it's not like we're
still kids anymore.
397
00:17:27,483 --> 00:17:29,918
I mean, we're adults now.
We have our own lives.
398
00:17:29,986 --> 00:17:31,753
Let him get a wife and try
and keep up with everybody.
399
00:17:31,821 --> 00:17:33,254
Hmm.
400
00:17:33,322 --> 00:17:34,289
You like that cast?
401
00:17:34,356 --> 00:17:36,190
You can have another one.
402
00:17:36,258 --> 00:17:39,293
Look, I did everything
I could possibly do
403
00:17:39,361 --> 00:17:40,962
to try and patch
things up, okay?
404
00:17:41,029 --> 00:17:44,265
And he rejected me
every step of the way.
405
00:17:44,333 --> 00:17:47,101
He's the one that
sold our memories.
406
00:17:47,169 --> 00:17:49,604
I'm not sure
it's that simple.
407
00:17:49,672 --> 00:17:52,507
We're completely different
people, Topanga.
408
00:17:52,575 --> 00:17:53,674
And besides,
where is it written
409
00:17:53,742 --> 00:17:55,410
that you have to spend
time with your brother?
410
00:17:58,781 --> 00:18:01,682
I remember when that's
all you wanted to do.
411
00:18:03,185 --> 00:18:04,685
I was jealous.
412
00:18:05,387 --> 00:18:06,888
Shawn was too.
413
00:18:14,030 --> 00:18:15,997
It's easier when
you're kids, you know?
414
00:18:17,866 --> 00:18:21,670
I mean, I was there.
415
00:18:21,737 --> 00:18:24,806
He was there. You hop on a sled
and the next thing you know,
416
00:18:24,874 --> 00:18:26,941
you're laughing
at an intersection.
417
00:18:28,577 --> 00:18:30,778
I mean,
time goes by and...
418
00:18:30,846 --> 00:18:33,681
Somehow what you had
just sort of fades away.
419
00:18:35,684 --> 00:18:37,352
That doesn't mean
you can't get it back.
420
00:18:38,854 --> 00:18:42,056
You have the rest of your
life to make new memories.
421
00:18:43,992 --> 00:18:46,894
The question now is
just, "Do you want to?"
422
00:18:50,298 --> 00:18:51,599
I'll see you at home?
423
00:18:53,135 --> 00:18:54,235
Okay.
424
00:18:54,285 --> 00:18:58,835
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