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(THEME SONG PLAYING)
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Who here has six percent
body fat, ladies?
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I do.
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RACHEL: Very firm.
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Ooh, very nice.
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Hey, you wanna see
my abs?
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Already seen 'em.
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I'll take a gander.
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Well, if you insist.
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(GRUNTS)
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You guys are all so hung up
on your bodies.
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Come on,
there's a full pizza here.
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You think I got abs like
this from eating junk?
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Now wait a minute, I'm not the
only one here with a great body.
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Rachel, you've got the body
of a model, baby.
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(CHUCKLES)
Jack, no, I don't.
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Angela has the best body
of any of us.
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Me? No, you.
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No, you.
No, me.
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Don't any of you beautiful people
have anything better to do?
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Actually, we're late for class.
We gotta go. Let's go.
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Hey, you okay?
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Yeah, I'm fine. I'll catch
up with you guys later.
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Okay, bye.
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CORY: Is she
gorgeous or what?
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I tell you, Shawn, I could watch
that girl eat pizza forever.
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Boy, Cor, marriage
really agrees with you.
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Yeah, it does.
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I mean, I like every
wonderful thing we do.
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Every wonderful thing.
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I get it, Cor,
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'cause you tell me
every wonderful day.
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(SIGHS)
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(GRUNTS) Oh!
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(CHUCKLES)
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Sometimes one button
just isn't enough,
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you know what I'm sayin'?
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Ooh!
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Eric, do you think I'm fat?
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Yeah.
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You gonna finish
that slice?
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You know, you've packed on
a few pounds, too, Eric.
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That's all right, you know,
it's college!
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You've heard of
the freshman 15.
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You're a senior.
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Wait a minute. Four years times
15 pounds, that's like...
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That's 500 extra pounds!
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No, you're not that
overweight, Eric.
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Oh, come on, I see the way the girls flock
to Jack and his six percent body fat
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and ignore me
and my 70% flab.
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What am I gonna do?
I feel so alone.
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You're not alone.
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That's right!
You're fat, too!
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Well, Eric, maybe we can
help each other.
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How? We're pigs.
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I'll set up
a healthy-eating plan,
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and we'll give each other
moral support.
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Like, if I want a candy bar,
I'll come to you.
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And then we can
share it.
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No, you'll tell me
not to eat it.
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And then I get
the whole thing!
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No, you'll grab it away from me
and throw it in the trash can.
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Eric, are you with me
or not?
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All right. But you can't tell anybody
that we're dieting, all right?
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It's embarrassing.
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Absolutely. I promise.
Not a word.
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Not a word. Okay.
See ya, fatty.
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(SIGHS)
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You know what?
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This is just what
I need in my life,
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a little self-control.
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Do you think
I'm attractive?
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(CHUCKLES)
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Of course I do.
Come here, I'll prove it.
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You love me
no matter what?
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Yeah, what's going on?
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Nothing.
Nothing's going on.
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I know what it is.
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You do?
Yes.
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You haven't had your
morning stack of waffles
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slathered in butter
and swimming in syrup, right?
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No, I'm really not hungry
this morning.
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What?
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Wait a minute.
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You don't want sex,
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you're not hungry,
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Topanga, you're
starting to scare me.
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I'm feeling a little bit
nauseous this morning.
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Why can't I zip up
these pants!
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Because they're mine.
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Oh, no.
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I've gotta go.
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She took my pants!
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I don't understand.
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These are fabulous!
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They're so light,
so fluffy!
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You don't have
to tell me that.
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What the heck's
going on?
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Let's try to
figure this out.
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She's tired,
no appetite...
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Cranky.
...nauseous,
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and couldn't fit
into your pants.
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And stole them.
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Cory?
Yes, Shawn?
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How would you feel
if these two big waffles
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got all slathered in butter
and made a little waffle?
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I know what you're
saying, Shawn.
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You want seconds.
Hold on.
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Nudnik!
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Topanga's pregnant.
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Pregnant?
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How can she be pregnant?
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Okay, Cory, let me
explain this to you.
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When a man
loves a woman...
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I know about that!
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Okay, we were very careful.
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Did you use a...
Yes!
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Was she on the...
Uh-huh.
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Well, did you try the...
Everything!
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I'm not even sure
we had sex.
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Oh, God,
what am I gonna do?
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Okay, first of all,
you're gonna talk to her.
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You're gonna tell her that
everything's gonna be okay.
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But everything is not gonna be okay, Shawn!
I can't be a father!
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I got a paper
due on Friday!
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And I already resent this
child for ruining my life,
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and that's gonna mean
therapy for everybody,
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and, well, mister,
I just can't afford that!
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Well, maybe I'm wrong.
Maybe she's not pregnant.
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She's not?
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Oh, what a load
off my mind.
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Talk to your wife. Find out
what's really going on.
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You're right, you're right.
I'll talk to her.
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Give me your pants.
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Okay, Eric, we've only been on this
diet for 12 hours. Toughen up.
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Is that you, Topanga?
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Come on, it's not that hard.
I smell danish!
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Topanga, I can't
do this, okay?
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Women reject me based on who
I am, not what I look like.
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This isn't only
about you!
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I want to be as slender and
beautiful as the day Cory met me.
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You were two years old!
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I'm telling you, there's
danish in this room!
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No, no! Topanga, no!
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It's okay. It's okay.
Thank you. Thank you.
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Happy place.
Happy place. Okay.
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Happy place.
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Come on, it's okay.
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All right, look, the only
way we're gonna do this
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is if we get
through it together!
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Eric, you are the only one who
understands what a problem this is.
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It's all right, in a few months,
everything's gonna be back to normal.
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Okay.
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(EXCLAIMS)
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(SIGHS)
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All right, Eric.
What's going on?
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Hey, Cor.
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You smell
like chicken!
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Don't change
the subject!
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I know Topanga
confided in you.
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What did she tell you?
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She told me that she's in trouble
and it's all your fault!
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Your waffles and butter
did this to her!
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Why would Topanga confide in you
instead of her own husband?
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Because she knew
how you'd react!
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You mean like this?
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My life is over!
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Like that?
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That's why she
came to me, okay?
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People like us
have similar appetites.
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That's how we get into
situations like this.
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You've been in this
situation before?
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On and off
since high school.
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Do Mom and Dad know?
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Yeah, Mom and Dad know.
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Dad actually thinks
it's kind of funny!
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Oh, no, Eric, there is
nothing funny about this.
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Every day she gets bigger,
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my life gets a little
more complicated!
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Your life! Is that all you can think about?
What about Topanga, huh?
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What is she supposed to do? Her body's
out of control! She has nowhere to turn!
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Look, if you can't
be supportive,
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then the best possible
thing for you to do
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is just stay away from her!
Just stay away from her!
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I don't know
what I should do!
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Shawn, you were right!
It's true!
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What is true?
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Okay. Okay,
I'm gonna tell you,
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but you can't
tell anyone.
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Topanga's pregnant?
You did not hear it from me.
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So that's why they got married.
Mmm-hmm.
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Topanga's having twins.
You're kidding!
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A Canadian billionaire is paying Cory
and Topanga $50,000 for the baby.
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Wow!
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Who are Cory and Topanga?
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Oh, good,
I'm glad you're all here.
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I have something very important
to discuss with you.
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We already know.
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You do?
Yeah, Mr. Feeny told us.
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How do you know?
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My wife was at
the grocery store.
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She heard it
from the produce lady.
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I am gonna kill
that Shawn!
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Cory, we have some serious
reservations about this.
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Do you realize how
difficult it'll be
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to raise a 14-year-old Chinese
boy in a college dorm?
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Do you even
speak Mandarin?
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I don't know
what you've heard,
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but we are not adopting
any Chinese boy.
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(EXHALES) Oh.
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Oh, boy,
that's a relief.
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I told you
he had more sense.
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Topanga's pregnant.
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Topanga's pregnant?
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Topanga's pregnant?
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I better go straighten out
the produce lady.
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Hold on a minute, George, I may need
someone to stop me from killing him.
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No, no, this is
a family matter.
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You need to discuss it
amongst yourselves.
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Coward.
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Damn straight.
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Before you tear my head off with
your whole "responsibility" speech,
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I just want
to let you know
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that Topanga and I did everything
a responsible couple should do.
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Responsible couples
don't have babies.
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Let him finish.
No!
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Remember how difficult it was
for us when you had Eric?
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When we had Eric.
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Whatever! I mean,
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we had no money, and you
never got your figure back.
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I love you.
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Alan, you are
so done talking.
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Cory, how are you and Topanga
gonna deal with this?
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I don't know. She hasn't
even told me yet.
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You never breast-fed me!
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Eric!
You didn't either!
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Breast-fed kids
are skinny!
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Formula-fed kids are fat!
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You know, first,
I blamed it on myself.
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I thought, "maybe glands." And then
I thought, "maybe metabolism."
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But then I thought to
myself, "I'm no racist."
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So it all comes back
to you guys!
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Listen, Porky, we're in the middle
of a serious family discussion here.
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Eric, I have
a problem, okay?
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I have a huge problem,
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and I have no idea
how to handle it.
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You listen to me, you skinny
little breast-feeder,
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I have had it up to here
with you and you and all...
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(HORN HONKS)
Mr. Softee! Wait up!
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May I say something now?
251
00:11:08,600 --> 00:11:10,467
If it's constructive.
252
00:11:10,535 --> 00:11:12,603
And tonight, take a good
look at your own butt.
253
00:11:13,872 --> 00:11:16,407
First of all,
I'm sorry I overreacted.
254
00:11:17,142 --> 00:11:18,376
Believe me, Dad,
255
00:11:18,444 --> 00:11:20,545
I took it a lot worse
than you did.
256
00:11:20,612 --> 00:11:22,346
Your mother and I
257
00:11:22,414 --> 00:11:24,315
have been through
the same thing,
258
00:11:24,383 --> 00:11:26,484
and I was as scared as you are,
259
00:11:26,618 --> 00:11:29,720
but we had each other, and we
got through it together, hmm?
260
00:11:29,788 --> 00:11:32,423
Yeah, your father let me know that
there was nothing more important
261
00:11:32,491 --> 00:11:34,258
than being there for me,
262
00:11:34,326 --> 00:11:37,027
and I've always
loved him for that.
263
00:11:37,095 --> 00:11:40,064
You guys, do you really
think I can handle this?
264
00:11:40,132 --> 00:11:42,566
Look, nobody said
it's gonna be easy,
265
00:11:42,634 --> 00:11:44,335
but you can do it.
266
00:11:44,402 --> 00:11:45,837
And remember,
you're not alone.
267
00:11:45,904 --> 00:11:47,138
We're here for you.
268
00:11:47,206 --> 00:11:49,306
Cory, you're
having a baby!
269
00:11:49,374 --> 00:11:51,509
There is no
greater gift.
270
00:11:51,577 --> 00:11:54,245
Being a father is the most
rewarding thing in my life.
271
00:11:54,313 --> 00:11:55,579
Yeah.
272
00:11:58,183 --> 00:11:59,384
Well...
273
00:12:01,186 --> 00:12:02,586
I'm gonna be a father.
274
00:12:05,490 --> 00:12:08,592
You know, I was so freaked out
about this whole thing that
275
00:12:08,660 --> 00:12:10,762
I didn't really think
it could be okay.
276
00:12:13,632 --> 00:12:18,035
Okay. Okay, so,
what do I do now?
277
00:12:18,037 --> 00:12:19,904
Go talk to the person
you love.
278
00:12:22,241 --> 00:12:23,841
That would be Shawn.
279
00:12:25,176 --> 00:12:27,445
I'm gonna do
the right thing.
280
00:12:27,513 --> 00:12:29,513
You're gonna tell Topanga
you know about the baby
281
00:12:29,581 --> 00:12:31,582
and you can't wait
to be a father.
282
00:12:31,649 --> 00:12:33,684
You see, Shawn, that's why
you'll never amount to anything.
283
00:12:33,752 --> 00:12:35,486
You think too small, okay?
284
00:12:35,554 --> 00:12:38,689
It's too late
to just tell her.
285
00:12:38,756 --> 00:12:40,725
I've gotta do
something big!
286
00:12:40,792 --> 00:12:43,193
I am gonna show her
how happy I am
287
00:12:43,262 --> 00:12:49,267
by throwing her the biggest surprise
unplanned-baby shower anyone's ever seen!
288
00:12:50,402 --> 00:12:52,269
Uh, I'm gonna be
in Cleveland.
289
00:12:55,741 --> 00:12:56,874
You look great.
290
00:12:56,942 --> 00:12:58,042
Thank you.
291
00:12:58,677 --> 00:13:01,045
Positively glowing.
292
00:13:01,112 --> 00:13:04,215
You know, that is so funny, Rachel said
that exact same thing to me this morning.
293
00:13:04,282 --> 00:13:07,051
As a matter of fact, everybody's been
treating me like some kind of queen.
294
00:13:07,119 --> 00:13:10,454
We're all very happy
for you.
295
00:13:10,522 --> 00:13:13,691
Wow, you mean, you can tell
just by looking at me?
296
00:13:13,759 --> 00:13:14,892
Mmm-hmm.
297
00:13:14,960 --> 00:13:16,394
Look...
298
00:13:16,461 --> 00:13:19,764
I know it's supposed to be a
secret, but can I just feel it?
299
00:13:19,832 --> 00:13:21,965
Can I feel it?
Okay.
300
00:13:22,033 --> 00:13:23,968
You can really feel it
in my hips.
301
00:13:24,036 --> 00:13:25,602
What?
302
00:13:25,670 --> 00:13:27,372
This is great, I've only
been dieting for three days,
303
00:13:27,439 --> 00:13:29,273
and already you guys can
notice a difference?
304
00:13:29,341 --> 00:13:32,343
Oh, honey, you can't be on a
diet when you're pregnant.
305
00:13:33,978 --> 00:13:35,580
When I'm what?
306
00:13:35,647 --> 00:13:37,848
Look, I know
about the baby.
307
00:13:39,117 --> 00:13:42,119
Angela, I'm
not pregnant.
308
00:13:49,594 --> 00:13:50,828
Uh-oh.
309
00:13:51,496 --> 00:13:53,530
ALL: Surprise!
310
00:13:53,665 --> 00:13:55,166
(ALL CHEERING)
311
00:13:55,733 --> 00:13:56,967
Oh, my gosh.
312
00:13:57,702 --> 00:13:59,136
Topanga, I love you.
313
00:13:59,204 --> 00:14:01,038
Uh, Cory...
I'm gonna be a father!
314
00:14:01,173 --> 00:14:03,674
Cory, I... And I'm gonna
be a grandfather!
315
00:14:03,742 --> 00:14:05,009
You look so lovely!
316
00:14:05,076 --> 00:14:07,144
Guys...
These are for you,
317
00:14:07,212 --> 00:14:08,979
and if you miss a day of
classes now and then,
318
00:14:09,047 --> 00:14:10,715
it'll be our secret.
319
00:14:10,782 --> 00:14:13,251
And this is from me and
Angela for the baby.
320
00:14:13,318 --> 00:14:14,952
You're gonna make
such a beautiful mother.
321
00:14:16,788 --> 00:14:17,889
ALL: Aw!
322
00:14:21,793 --> 00:14:23,527
The baby
will love this!
323
00:14:23,595 --> 00:14:24,996
Uh, Topanga...
Chill!
324
00:14:27,231 --> 00:14:28,799
I know you're gonna be
spending a lot of time at home
325
00:14:28,867 --> 00:14:30,868
after that little baby
comes along, so...
326
00:14:30,903 --> 00:14:33,871
So, Jack and I got you this
state-of-the-art DVD player. Oh, yeah.
327
00:14:33,939 --> 00:14:36,040
I always wanted one!
328
00:14:36,107 --> 00:14:39,110
Guys, Nana Boo Boo
has been clinging to life
329
00:14:39,177 --> 00:14:41,912
waiting for a
great-grandchild to spoil...
330
00:14:42,013 --> 00:14:47,451
With this check
for $75,000!
331
00:14:47,519 --> 00:14:48,419
(ALL GASP)
332
00:14:48,487 --> 00:14:49,887
Cory, we can
buy a house!
333
00:14:49,954 --> 00:14:51,555
For us and the baby!
334
00:14:53,124 --> 00:14:55,159
Oh, yeah, the baby.
335
00:14:55,227 --> 00:14:57,261
We had four kids.
You never gave us jack.
336
00:14:57,329 --> 00:14:58,529
I never liked you.
337
00:14:59,665 --> 00:15:02,666
Topanga, don't you have
something to say?
338
00:15:02,734 --> 00:15:04,134
Yes. I do.
339
00:15:06,471 --> 00:15:08,706
Thank you.
Thank you, everyone.
340
00:15:08,774 --> 00:15:11,575
This outpouring of love means
more to me than you'll ever know.
341
00:15:11,643 --> 00:15:12,909
All right!
342
00:15:12,977 --> 00:15:14,378
(WHOOPING)
343
00:15:14,446 --> 00:15:17,048
Everybody, eat up!
Eat up!
344
00:15:18,450 --> 00:15:19,483
Isn't she beautiful?
345
00:15:19,785 --> 00:15:22,052
Oh, yeah,
a beautiful liar.
346
00:15:22,120 --> 00:15:23,887
Hello, baby!
347
00:15:23,955 --> 00:15:26,857
Hello!
This is your daddy.
348
00:15:26,925 --> 00:15:28,526
I love you.
349
00:15:28,593 --> 00:15:30,528
I love you!
350
00:15:30,595 --> 00:15:32,796
And I love you.
351
00:15:32,864 --> 00:15:35,232
Topanga, did you
hear that?
352
00:15:35,267 --> 00:15:36,400
He says he loves you.
353
00:15:36,468 --> 00:15:38,235
This thing has five
channels of sound.
354
00:15:38,303 --> 00:15:39,770
But you're not pregnant!
355
00:15:39,838 --> 00:15:41,238
I'll get pregnant!
Get out of my way.
356
00:15:42,608 --> 00:15:44,074
Topanga,
357
00:15:44,142 --> 00:15:47,311
I gotta tell you, when I first
found out that you were pregnant,
358
00:15:47,378 --> 00:15:49,280
I panicked a little,
you know?
359
00:15:49,347 --> 00:15:53,183
I mean, the whole idea
is just so overwhelming.
360
00:15:53,252 --> 00:15:55,753
But then I realized how
much we love each other
361
00:15:55,820 --> 00:15:59,690
and how much this baby is
gonna just enrich our lives.
362
00:16:00,726 --> 00:16:02,460
Oh, boy.
Or girl,
363
00:16:02,527 --> 00:16:04,061
as long as
it's healthy.
364
00:16:04,696 --> 00:16:05,996
Oh, boy.
365
00:16:06,064 --> 00:16:09,433
Topanga, we made
a baby together.
366
00:16:09,501 --> 00:16:14,304
We took a little bit of me and a
little bit of you, and we made a baby.
367
00:16:14,372 --> 00:16:19,009
And it's gonna be someone that we're gonna
take care of for the rest of our lives.
368
00:16:25,016 --> 00:16:26,283
Bye.
369
00:16:30,689 --> 00:16:33,557
Cory, about this whole
pregnancy thing,
370
00:16:34,125 --> 00:16:35,793
see, uh,
371
00:16:35,861 --> 00:16:37,194
I'm kind of not.
372
00:16:38,496 --> 00:16:39,763
What do you mean?
373
00:16:41,299 --> 00:16:42,999
I'm not pregnant.
374
00:16:44,202 --> 00:16:45,903
You're not?
375
00:16:45,971 --> 00:16:47,572
There's no baby
in there, Cory.
376
00:16:49,508 --> 00:16:50,374
I'm really sorry.
377
00:16:52,944 --> 00:16:54,144
Everyone,
378
00:16:54,947 --> 00:16:56,914
I have something to say.
379
00:16:59,317 --> 00:17:03,120
I don't know exactly how this
whole rumor got started,
380
00:17:03,187 --> 00:17:05,156
but I'm not
having a baby.
381
00:17:05,223 --> 00:17:07,224
ALL: What?
382
00:17:07,292 --> 00:17:08,926
You know, Shawn was
the one that...
383
00:17:08,993 --> 00:17:10,694
You were the one that said she
couldn't fit into her pants!
384
00:17:10,762 --> 00:17:12,062
Because I'm fat!
385
00:17:12,998 --> 00:17:14,331
That's why
I went on a diet.
386
00:17:14,399 --> 00:17:15,833
Eric and I went on a diet.
387
00:17:18,970 --> 00:17:20,637
I'm not fat.
388
00:17:20,705 --> 00:17:21,872
I'm pregnant.
389
00:17:23,341 --> 00:17:25,376
Oh, yeah,
I'm pregnant, too.
390
00:17:27,712 --> 00:17:29,413
I started to feel bad
about myself,
391
00:17:29,481 --> 00:17:31,749
so I decided to lose
a little weight.
392
00:17:31,816 --> 00:17:33,150
I mean,
393
00:17:33,218 --> 00:17:36,420
it's embarrassing
to not be the tall one,
394
00:17:36,422 --> 00:17:37,988
or the skinny one,
395
00:17:38,055 --> 00:17:40,391
or the one with the
eight percent body fat.
396
00:17:40,525 --> 00:17:41,692
That's six.
397
00:17:43,795 --> 00:17:45,328
The funny thing is that,
398
00:17:45,396 --> 00:17:47,064
when all of you guys started
treating me differently,
399
00:17:47,132 --> 00:17:49,033
I thought it was because
I was skinnier.
400
00:17:51,703 --> 00:17:53,637
When I found out it was because
you thought I was pregnant,
401
00:17:53,705 --> 00:17:55,639
I didn't want to let
that good feeling go.
402
00:17:55,707 --> 00:17:59,677
Topanga, why in the world would
you want to go on a diet?
403
00:17:59,744 --> 00:18:01,979
Topanga, you're gorgeous!
404
00:18:02,047 --> 00:18:03,847
Eric, tell them I'm fat.
405
00:18:03,915 --> 00:18:05,916
You're not fat.
You're hot!
406
00:18:05,984 --> 00:18:08,118
I just told you you were fat
so you'd give me your pizza.
407
00:18:09,487 --> 00:18:10,754
Hey, fatty!
408
00:18:10,822 --> 00:18:12,756
Give me your pizza!
Give it!
409
00:18:19,364 --> 00:18:20,998
Okay, so maybe
I'm not fat,
410
00:18:21,066 --> 00:18:23,501
but I'm never gonna
look like you, Angela.
411
00:18:23,568 --> 00:18:27,204
Honey, I'm never gonna look like you.
I'd kill for those curves!
412
00:18:27,271 --> 00:18:29,406
You know what? I'm
self-conscious about my height.
413
00:18:29,474 --> 00:18:32,075
It says 5'2"
on my driver's license.
414
00:18:32,144 --> 00:18:33,244
And I hate my feet.
415
00:18:33,311 --> 00:18:34,611
She has bunions.
416
00:18:34,679 --> 00:18:35,746
Shawn...
417
00:18:35,813 --> 00:18:37,281
What? I'm not perfect.
418
00:18:37,349 --> 00:18:38,315
I am.
419
00:18:39,784 --> 00:18:41,451
I have almost no butt.
420
00:18:42,854 --> 00:18:44,555
Thank you,
Mr. Hunter.
421
00:18:46,291 --> 00:18:49,092
Unfortunately, we live in a
society where they tell us
422
00:18:49,160 --> 00:18:51,094
we have to look
a certain way.
423
00:18:51,162 --> 00:18:53,697
So we're all under
pressure to live up to
424
00:18:53,765 --> 00:18:56,433
unrealistic expectations.
425
00:18:56,501 --> 00:18:59,437
All right, I can't
take it anymore.
426
00:18:59,504 --> 00:19:01,539
You know,
I'm not really perfect.
427
00:19:01,606 --> 00:19:03,541
You know why
I go to the gym?
428
00:19:03,608 --> 00:19:04,775
(EXHALES)
429
00:19:04,843 --> 00:19:06,344
It's because
in high school,
430
00:19:06,411 --> 00:19:08,412
they used to have this
little nickname for me.
431
00:19:08,480 --> 00:19:09,814
It was, "Jumbo Jack."
432
00:19:16,488 --> 00:19:18,356
Ha! Jumbo Jack!
433
00:19:19,056 --> 00:19:20,190
You were fat!
434
00:19:23,895 --> 00:19:26,263
I was, all right? I just
wanted people to like me.
435
00:19:26,331 --> 00:19:28,632
Aw! That's all right,
I like you, Jumbo Jack!
436
00:19:30,635 --> 00:19:32,036
Topanga, come here.
437
00:19:33,739 --> 00:19:35,639
Look...
438
00:19:35,706 --> 00:19:39,409
You're the most stunningly
beautiful woman I've ever seen.
439
00:19:39,477 --> 00:19:41,211
That's why
I married you.
440
00:19:41,713 --> 00:19:43,046
Really?
441
00:19:43,114 --> 00:19:46,317
Yeah. I mean, I love
everything about you,
442
00:19:46,384 --> 00:19:48,485
and that's never
gonna change.
443
00:19:54,359 --> 00:19:56,426
No baby, darling?
444
00:19:56,494 --> 00:19:57,928
No.
445
00:19:57,996 --> 00:19:59,563
Then give me back
the check.
446
00:20:01,198 --> 00:20:02,766
I have a baby.
447
00:20:09,641 --> 00:20:11,041
Look how cute this is.
448
00:20:12,544 --> 00:20:14,411
Honey, you'll never
fit into that.
449
00:20:15,113 --> 00:20:16,313
(LAUGHS)
450
00:20:17,248 --> 00:20:19,550
Are you disappointed
about the baby?
451
00:20:20,251 --> 00:20:22,585
A little.
452
00:20:22,653 --> 00:20:25,255
I mean, once I got past the overwhelming
desire to jump off a bridge,
453
00:20:25,323 --> 00:20:27,557
I was kind of looking
forward to it, you know?
454
00:20:28,359 --> 00:20:31,128
I know what you mean.
455
00:20:31,196 --> 00:20:33,864
It's gonna be great,
though, someday, you know?
456
00:20:33,931 --> 00:20:35,799
Me and you
walking arm in arm,
457
00:20:35,867 --> 00:20:37,734
pushing our baby
through the park.
458
00:20:39,204 --> 00:20:41,205
You are gonna be
a great father.
459
00:20:45,677 --> 00:20:47,410
You wanna go
for the DVD player?
460
00:20:48,113 --> 00:20:49,913
Not yet.
461
00:20:49,915 --> 00:20:51,281
Me neither.
462
00:20:51,349 --> 00:20:53,150
That doesn't mean
we can't keep practicing.
463
00:20:53,785 --> 00:20:54,951
Right!
464
00:20:56,154 --> 00:20:57,587
(CORY WHOOPS)
465
00:20:57,655 --> 00:20:59,957
TOPANGA: Oh, I love
your little love handles!
466
00:21:00,024 --> 00:21:01,358
CORY: What?
(TOPANGA GIGGLES)
467
00:21:01,408 --> 00:21:05,958
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