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(THEME SONG PLAYING)
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You're gonna be a
beautiful bride, Topanga.
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Thanks, Mom. I just want everything
to be so perfect for Cory.
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I love him so much.
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This whole day is
just full of love!
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I hate him!
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He's a self-centered, whining,
demanding, miserable little white boy.
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What happened,
my brother?
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"Get the tuxedos,
pumice my toes,
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"tie the cans
to the car!"
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I'm his best man,
not his hamster!
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But you got the tuxes, right?
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You two deserve
each other.
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Um, Shawn, what is
really bothering you?
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Cory is really
bothering me!
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I don't know what
I ever saw in him.
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Shawn...
(LAUGHS)
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See, this is
my wedding day,
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and I would really appreciate
it if there wasn't any tension.
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I don't care. If somebody
abuses me, I lash out.
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Nobody is abusing
anybody!
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This is my wedding day.
How dare you?
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Ah. Could somebody help
me out here, please?
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No, see, the best man
cannot hate the groom.
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No, you're gonna ruin
my wedding pictures.
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Honey, you're
killing him.
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Dad! I'm comin', Dad!
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Topanga, if he dies, then
the best man is Eric.
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Then we don't want him to die.
No. No, we don't.
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(GASPING) You okay?
Okay. Good boy.
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They're both psycho.
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How can there be anything
wrong between you and Cory?
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You love him
more than I do.
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It's true, but
I'm okay with it.
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What's goin' on?
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Our entire friendship has
always been about him.
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How does Cory feel?
What is Cory thinking?
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Come on, Shawn,
what's this really about?
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You know...
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You think on his wedding day he'd
realize how hard this is for me.
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Where's my best man?
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Don't know.
ERIC: Should've picked me!
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Wait a minute. He's not here yet?
Should've picked me!
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What's his problem? I'm getting
married in four hours!
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Okay, you know what? I think
it's time for the older brother
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to give the younger brother the
pre-wedding sex talk, okay?
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Oh, goody.
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You? I'm gettin'
advice from you?
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Take notes, Mommy. Eric Matthews is
givin' lessons in human boinging.
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Oh, no, no,
no, no, no.
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All right, lesson one. Sex without
love is empty and hollow.
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And that's just the
way we men like it! Huh!
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Eric, you're completely missing
the beauty of human sexuality.
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It's not just
a physical act,
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it's the intimacy between two
people sharing their souls.
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Maybe for
old people.
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You know,
you're all crazy.
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I can't believe Shawn! I can't
believe he's not here yet!
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I mean, what is so hard
about remembering the tuxedos,
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the wedding cake
and the rings?
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Fire Shawn. You
know you want to.
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Come on, give me the
job! I'm your brother.
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We both came out
of our daddy's womb!
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Cory, you and Shawn
are best friends,
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and you're going to
stay best friends.
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Are we?
What?
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Because where is my best
friend with the tuxedos?
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Why is my best friend trying
to sabotage my wedding day?
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Now I'm sabotaging
your wedding day?
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Where are the tuxedos?
I don't have them yet.
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What do you mean,
you don't have them yet?
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I've been outside tying tin cans
to the Volvo for the last hour.
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My fingers
are bleeding.
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We don't have a Volvo.
What?
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We don't have a Volvo.
We have a Chevy.
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Well, who has a Volvo?
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Who's been tying
cans to my car?
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He did.
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This is too
much pressure.
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Shawn, what's the matter, buddy? I mean,
you're really letting me down here.
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Cory, has it occurred
to you even a little bit that,
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as far as you and me go, today is the
last day that we're ever gonna be
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"Cory and Shawn"?
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You know?
"Shawn and Cory"?
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Beans?
You picked beans?
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What's the matter
with beans?
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Beans are not a wedding can!
Why not?
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Because beans do not say
"eternal love and happiness!"
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I know what they say!
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Cory, I'm tryin' to talk
to you about something.
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I don't wanna talk about it now.
Why not?
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Did you pick up the honeymoon
tickets from the travel agent?
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What's the matter
with you?
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Hey, hey! Guys! No, no, no.
Dad, please!
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I just want a guy
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who can pick up the tuxedos
and tie some cans together.
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I just wanna talk
to you about this.
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Shawn! I just want
a competent best man!
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Then get a new one!
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What did you say? I said,
get a new best man!
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(EXCLAIMS)
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Cory, what I think
we've got here
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is a best man who's
folded under the pressure.
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Don't worry about it.
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I'll pick up the tuxedos. I'll
tie the cans to the Subaru.
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It's all taken care of.
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You can be an usher.
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I don't wanna
be an usher.
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What, do you wanna walk my
Nana Boo Boo down the aisle?
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I don't wanna walk
Nana Boo Boo anywhere.
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What do you
wanna do, Shawn?
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I don't wanna
do anything.
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You don't wanna do
anything at my wedding?
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No, I'm not going
to your wedding!
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Fine! Then don't go!
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All right, all right.
I just spoke to Shawn,
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and I'm sure he'll forgive
you if you just, you know,
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give him a call.
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Shawn can kiss my
groom tuchas in hell!
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Mirror, mirror on the wall,
who's the best best man of all?
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(IN CARTOONISH VOICE)
You are, Eric. You are.
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Hey, moron, where
are the tuxedos?
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Oh, in the limo, baby.
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What limo, baby?
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The limo that's taking
us all to Cory's wedding.
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You don't actually think I'd let him
get married in this dump, do you?
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Eric, what did you do? Ooh, no time, Mom.
We're on a schedule.
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Okay, the girls are already on their
way, so we gotta move, people.
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We gotta move, people!
Move, people!
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Nice legs, Feeny.
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Tell Shawn my new best
man just got me a limo.
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Before or after the "groom
tuchas in hell"? You decide.
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Is this gonna be
very, very bad?
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Mmm... We'll see.
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Eric, this is the
Philadelphia Victorian Hotel!
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Very nice!
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This is an Eric thing!
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This is an Eric thing?
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I'm not payin'
for this.
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You never made any real
money, did you, Dad?
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No, but I had you,
so I'm twice cursed.
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Eric, what is
the deal here?
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Look, the deal is this is the most
important day in my little brother's life,
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and I came
through, okay?
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So either you can
have a great time,
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or you can be all cynical and think
something fishy is going on.
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Is everything to your
satisfaction, Mr. Peterman?
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Indeed it is...
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Mr. Peterman.
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You let us know
if you need anything,
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Mr. Peterman.
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Okay. Go away now.
Go, go away.
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Bye.
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(CHUCKLING)
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Why you all
lookin' at me?
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Do you think anything's gonna change
between us after I get married?
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No. Nothing
is gonna change.
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Just because you're moving out,
and you're setting up house,
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and you're gonna be
with Cory all the time,
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and maybe have
kids someday...
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Gosh, I am never gonna
see you again, am I?
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Ohh.
Ohh.
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Do you want me
to call it off?
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I want you
to be happy.
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I want you to
be happy, too.
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I want you to
be happy three!
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You're getting
married today!
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(ALL SCREAMING)
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(CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYING)
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You are very hot.
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(WHISPERS)
Thanks.
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Hey, ring boy,
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where are the rings?
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That's your job, slick.
I'm just here to look cute.
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(LAUGHING) It's okay,
don't worry about it.
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You forgot the
rings, didn't you?
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Yes, but I remembered
my underwear!
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Okay.
No, I didn't!
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(WEDDING MARCH BEGINS)
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Be good to each other.
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We've waited for this
moment all our lives.
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What are you thinking?
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I can't believe
Shawn's not here.
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I love you, too.
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Dearly beloved, we are
gathered here today
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to witness the wedding
of Myra and Harold.
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Just keep goin'.
Just keep goin'.
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And now, a song from
the mother of the groom,
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Mrs. Florence Peterman.
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I think that's you.
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(PLAYING INTRODUCTION)
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(SINGING I LOVE YOU TRULY)
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Hey, you're gonna
need these rings.
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Shawnie! I knew
you'd come.
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I wouldn't miss
this, Cory.
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Look, I am so sorry for all
the stuff that happened.
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Well, you should be, but
we'll talk about it
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after you get back from
the honeymoon, okay?
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Wait a minute.
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What do you mean,
I should be?
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Cory, you've been
being a jerk to me.
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That's because you're the one
that forgot the tuxedos,
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and you're the one that
didn't tie the tin cans.
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It's like you're trying to
sabotage my wedding day!
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That is ridiculous!
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If I wanted to sabotage
your wedding day,
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I'd do this.
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(CORY LAUGHS)
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Boy, oh, boy.
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You, uh... You do
not wanna do that.
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Get him, Topanga!
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You know what?
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I shouldn't have even come here.
Have a wonderful life, jerk.
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You, too, trailer trash!
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(LAUGHING)
Shawn's poor!
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(MUSIC AND SINGING STOP)
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(CORY AND SHAWN SCREAMING)
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ALAN: Hey, hey, hey!
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This is my
wedding day!
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I've waited
my whole...
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You're doing a great job. Just try not to
use the word "Peterman" anymore, all right?
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He doesn't care that we're not
gonna be friends anymore!
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Why do you keep
sayin' that, huh?
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Why do you have to
keep bringing that up?
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Because you won't
talk about it!
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I don't wanna
talk about it!
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Why do you think I've been
sending you everywhere?
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We have to
talk about it!
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I don't want to!
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We have to!
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Now?
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Cory.
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After you get married, things
are gonna be different,
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and I don't have a lot
of friends, you know?
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Shawnie, I... I don't
know what's gonna happen.
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What do you
want me to do?
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I don't know.
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Do you really
like her?
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Yeah, I really do.
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You sure?
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Shawn,
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I really think I've been
very tolerant here.
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Okay.
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00:12:43,478 --> 00:12:44,911
Marry her.
245
00:12:44,979 --> 00:12:47,214
You're giving me
your blessing?
246
00:12:48,216 --> 00:12:49,650
Yeah, well...
247
00:12:51,018 --> 00:12:52,252
We gotta grow up
sometime.
248
00:12:57,659 --> 00:13:00,760
I wasn't sure this
day would ever come,
249
00:13:00,828 --> 00:13:02,962
but you were.
250
00:13:03,030 --> 00:13:06,700
I wasn't sure that love could survive
everything that we put it through,
251
00:13:06,767 --> 00:13:09,035
but you were.
252
00:13:09,103 --> 00:13:12,939
You were always strong
and always sure.
253
00:13:13,007 --> 00:13:17,143
And now I know that I want you to stand
beside me for the rest of my life.
254
00:13:17,812 --> 00:13:19,779
That's what I'm sure of.
255
00:13:25,787 --> 00:13:28,088
I have to talk
to her now, okay?
256
00:13:30,025 --> 00:13:31,225
Go ahead.
Okay.
257
00:13:34,763 --> 00:13:35,862
Um...
258
00:13:38,066 --> 00:13:41,335
Ever since I was young,
259
00:13:41,403 --> 00:13:45,839
I never really understood
anything about the world,
260
00:13:45,907 --> 00:13:49,743
and I never understood anything
that happened in my life.
261
00:13:50,912 --> 00:13:52,912
The only thing
262
00:13:52,980 --> 00:13:55,449
that ever made sense
to me was you
263
00:13:57,018 --> 00:13:59,219
and how I felt about you.
264
00:14:01,356 --> 00:14:04,191
That's all I've ever known
265
00:14:06,494 --> 00:14:09,396
and that's enough.
266
00:14:09,464 --> 00:14:12,899
That's enough for me for
the rest of my life, Topanga.
267
00:14:17,271 --> 00:14:19,172
We gonna get married?
268
00:14:19,240 --> 00:14:21,207
Yeah, we are.
269
00:14:21,275 --> 00:14:24,044
Good. Good, 'cause...
270
00:14:24,112 --> 00:14:27,380
(SNIFFLES)
Um... I have these rings.
271
00:14:32,187 --> 00:14:33,921
I love you, Topanga.
272
00:14:34,588 --> 00:14:36,090
I love you, too, Cory.
273
00:14:46,201 --> 00:14:47,500
MINISTER:
Do you take this man
274
00:14:47,568 --> 00:14:49,736
to be your lawfully
wedded husband,
275
00:14:49,804 --> 00:14:52,605
to have and to hold,
to cherish and adore,
276
00:14:52,674 --> 00:14:54,340
from this day forward,
277
00:14:54,408 --> 00:14:57,978
in sickness and in health, as
long as you both shall live?
278
00:15:00,014 --> 00:15:02,649
I do.
279
00:15:02,717 --> 00:15:05,885
And do you take this woman to
be your lawfully wedded wife,
280
00:15:05,953 --> 00:15:08,422
to have and to hold,
to cherish and adore,
281
00:15:08,489 --> 00:15:10,090
from this day forward,
282
00:15:10,157 --> 00:15:13,726
in sickness and in health, as
long as you both shall live?
283
00:15:16,830 --> 00:15:17,931
I do.
284
00:15:19,567 --> 00:15:21,634
Then by the power vested in me
285
00:15:21,702 --> 00:15:24,271
by the commonwealth
of Pennsylvania,
286
00:15:24,339 --> 00:15:27,107
I now pronounce you
husband and wife.
287
00:15:27,175 --> 00:15:29,142
You may kiss the bride.
(LAUGHS)
288
00:15:33,248 --> 00:15:34,747
Ladies and gentlemen,
289
00:15:34,815 --> 00:15:36,716
family and friends,
290
00:15:36,784 --> 00:15:39,653
I present to you,
for the first time ever,
291
00:15:39,721 --> 00:15:42,656
Mr. and Mrs. Harold Peterman.
292
00:15:46,094 --> 00:15:47,995
It's okay!
All right, Harold!
293
00:16:02,510 --> 00:16:04,878
Maybe we could go
somewhere later.
294
00:16:07,481 --> 00:16:09,182
Mr. Feeny, help.
295
00:16:11,119 --> 00:16:12,585
Scram, zippy.
296
00:16:14,455 --> 00:16:16,689
This was an
amazing wedding.
297
00:16:16,758 --> 00:16:18,024
It's fabulous.
298
00:16:18,092 --> 00:16:19,960
How could Eric have
pulled this thing off?
299
00:16:20,027 --> 00:16:23,363
That's the first thing I'll ask
him when I visit him in Attica.
300
00:16:24,666 --> 00:16:26,699
Excuse me.
May we cut in?
301
00:16:27,568 --> 00:16:28,635
Yes.
302
00:16:31,572 --> 00:16:34,041
Cory, I'm so
proud of you.
303
00:16:34,109 --> 00:16:36,010
Thank you, Mama.
304
00:16:36,077 --> 00:16:37,978
And even though you're
a married man now,
305
00:16:38,046 --> 00:16:41,582
you are still our little boy,
and we love you very much.
306
00:16:43,418 --> 00:16:45,952
And when he makes you
nuts, you call me. Hmm?
307
00:16:47,288 --> 00:16:48,755
Thanks... Dad.
308
00:16:50,091 --> 00:16:51,758
(GLASSES CLINKING)
309
00:16:51,826 --> 00:16:53,293
I'd like to propose a toast.
310
00:16:57,365 --> 00:17:00,567
(SIGHS) This is for
Harold and Myra.
311
00:17:00,635 --> 00:17:03,236
(CHUCKLES) What's
up with that, Eric?
312
00:17:03,304 --> 00:17:04,838
Nothin'. Just talk
fast, all right?
313
00:17:07,075 --> 00:17:10,711
Well, there is something
I'd like to say.
314
00:17:10,778 --> 00:17:14,681
I may not be the best man,
but I am the best friend.
315
00:17:14,749 --> 00:17:17,317
Cory and I have been
best friends all our lives.
316
00:17:17,385 --> 00:17:19,319
And, um,
317
00:17:19,387 --> 00:17:20,888
this wedding's been
kind of hard for me
318
00:17:20,955 --> 00:17:24,958
because I know, no matter how much
we may avoid talking about it,
319
00:17:25,026 --> 00:17:28,361
Cory and I aren't gonna be
best friends forever.
320
00:17:29,931 --> 00:17:32,665
Things are changing
between us.
321
00:17:32,733 --> 00:17:34,968
Things have always
been changing.
322
00:17:35,036 --> 00:17:36,436
We've had to
deal with life
323
00:17:37,505 --> 00:17:38,671
and death.
324
00:17:39,507 --> 00:17:40,907
And Feeny.
325
00:17:43,678 --> 00:17:48,015
But no matter what we faced,
we always faced it together.
326
00:17:48,082 --> 00:17:51,885
So, then, how can we possibly be upset
with each other on his wedding day?
327
00:17:53,421 --> 00:17:55,689
Well,
328
00:17:55,756 --> 00:18:00,260
it's because deep down,
I think Cory and I both know
329
00:18:00,328 --> 00:18:03,197
that we're not gonna be
best friends anymore.
330
00:18:06,568 --> 00:18:08,869
And that's the way
it should be.
331
00:18:10,337 --> 00:18:12,305
So this is to Topanga,
332
00:18:13,407 --> 00:18:14,908
Cory's wife
333
00:18:15,777 --> 00:18:17,544
and new best friend.
334
00:18:21,583 --> 00:18:24,717
Take care of him, okay?
335
00:18:24,785 --> 00:18:26,819
(CRYING)
I will.
336
00:18:26,887 --> 00:18:29,456
And when he makes
you nuts, call me.
337
00:18:30,391 --> 00:18:31,424
I will.
338
00:18:35,763 --> 00:18:37,364
To Cory and Topanga!
339
00:18:37,432 --> 00:18:39,299
ALL: Cory and Topanga!
340
00:18:40,835 --> 00:18:44,737
And now, I would like
to give my gift
341
00:18:45,840 --> 00:18:50,076
to my little brother
and new sister-in-law.
342
00:18:50,144 --> 00:18:51,912
Eric, this wedding
was more than enough.
343
00:18:51,979 --> 00:18:54,181
Yeah, it was,
wasn't it?
344
00:18:54,248 --> 00:18:57,184
But I do have one more
thing up my sleeve.
345
00:18:57,251 --> 00:18:59,987
I hold in
my hand a key.
346
00:19:00,054 --> 00:19:02,789
A key to the
honeymoon suite
347
00:19:02,856 --> 00:19:05,692
of the Philadelphia
Victoria Hotel.
348
00:19:05,760 --> 00:19:06,893
So that
after this...
349
00:19:06,960 --> 00:19:08,394
Bye!
Whoo!
350
00:19:11,465 --> 00:19:12,665
All right!
351
00:19:14,735 --> 00:19:16,769
All right.
All right, Eric.
352
00:19:16,837 --> 00:19:18,472
You spill it right now.
353
00:19:18,539 --> 00:19:21,074
Yeah, how could you
possibly arrange all this?
354
00:19:21,142 --> 00:19:23,243
Oh, it was child's play.
355
00:19:23,310 --> 00:19:25,279
I'm pickin' up the tuxes, right?
Right.
356
00:19:25,346 --> 00:19:28,314
And I see next door that they're settin'
up for this hoity-toity Peterman wedding.
357
00:19:28,382 --> 00:19:30,284
Wait a minute, the
disposable diaper Petermans?
358
00:19:30,351 --> 00:19:32,019
Yeah, them Petermans.
359
00:19:32,021 --> 00:19:33,886
Their wedding is the
social event of the year.
360
00:19:33,954 --> 00:19:35,822
Yeah, well, now it's not.
361
00:19:37,225 --> 00:19:38,558
What did you do?
362
00:19:38,626 --> 00:19:39,826
Nothin'. I just went out
to the pay phone
363
00:19:39,894 --> 00:19:41,061
and I called the operator,
364
00:19:41,129 --> 00:19:43,196
and she said, "What hotel?"
And I told her.
365
00:19:43,264 --> 00:19:45,832
And while she was gettin' the number,
I looked down at the receiver
366
00:19:45,900 --> 00:19:47,367
and there was some
kind of schmutz on it.
367
00:19:47,434 --> 00:19:49,602
I'm not sure if it
was dried vomit or gum.
368
00:19:49,670 --> 00:19:51,037
It tasted more like gum...
369
00:19:51,105 --> 00:19:53,440
Get on with it!
370
00:19:53,507 --> 00:19:57,377
I told them that I was E.J. Peterman,
and I had to get my daughter married
371
00:19:57,444 --> 00:19:58,912
sooner because
she was pregnant.
372
00:19:58,980 --> 00:20:00,380
(CHUCKLES)
373
00:20:00,447 --> 00:20:02,281
So drink up, guys!
374
00:20:02,350 --> 00:20:04,584
'Cause it's gonna hit the fan
in about, like, two seconds.
375
00:20:06,787 --> 00:20:11,190
What kind of unbelievable hotel moron
would fall for something that stupid?
376
00:20:11,759 --> 00:20:12,825
Mmm...
377
00:20:13,894 --> 00:20:15,027
Him.
378
00:20:22,970 --> 00:20:25,104
(IN FOREIGN ACCENT) Is everything
quite satisfactory, Mr. Peterman?
379
00:20:25,172 --> 00:20:27,039
Oh, quite, quite.
380
00:20:27,107 --> 00:20:29,976
You run a tight ship here, young fellow,
and you're a good-looking man. I hope...
381
00:20:30,043 --> 00:20:32,546
MAN: What the hell
is going on here?
382
00:20:33,247 --> 00:20:34,180
Uh-oh.
383
00:20:37,085 --> 00:20:39,452
I'm E.J. Peterman.
384
00:20:39,520 --> 00:20:40,954
Party's over,
isn't it?
385
00:20:41,022 --> 00:20:44,591
And I demand to know just what
the hell is going on here!
386
00:20:44,659 --> 00:20:46,192
Oh yeah,
it's over.
387
00:20:46,260 --> 00:20:47,794
(WHISTLES LOUDLY)
Run like hell!
388
00:20:54,369 --> 00:20:56,803
Mr. Peterman, there
was a wedding...
389
00:20:56,904 --> 00:21:00,973
I know there was a wedding,
but it was not my wedding!
390
00:21:01,041 --> 00:21:02,742
Someone come in
and they get married!
391
00:21:02,810 --> 00:21:04,477
They say "I do" with the ring...
I don't care who was married!
392
00:21:04,545 --> 00:21:06,680
It's my daughter
I paid for...
393
00:21:06,747 --> 00:21:10,116
You come in at me all...
Oh, don't put the hands!
394
00:21:10,184 --> 00:21:11,851
Put the hands down!
395
00:21:11,919 --> 00:21:13,687
Don't even start with me with that ascot.
Who dress you?
396
00:21:13,754 --> 00:21:16,156
I'm gonna get
a heart attack here!
397
00:21:16,223 --> 00:21:18,624
You have a heart attack? You go
ahead and have a heart attack!
398
00:21:18,760 --> 00:21:20,393
I not even pick
up after you!
399
00:21:20,461 --> 00:21:22,129
I not even pick up after you!
Where's the manager here?
400
00:21:22,196 --> 00:21:23,396
I demand to see
the manager!
401
00:21:23,464 --> 00:21:24,697
You go see the manager.
402
00:21:24,766 --> 00:21:26,566
He's a little, skimpy
guy who never tips!
403
00:21:26,616 --> 00:21:31,166
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