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CORY: Previously onBoy Meets World...
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Surprise.
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Good. Well, I'm glad
we cleared this up.
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Cory, if you want
me to leave, I will.
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But I needed
to see you.
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You never answered my letter, and
I needed to know if what we had
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was just because
of the fireplace
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and the mountains
and the sky.
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Lauren, I'm meeting
Topanga here, okay?
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And I... Really, I don't
want her to see us together.
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I like Lauren.
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I like spending time
with her.
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But I can
live without her.
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I can't live
without Topanga.
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Cory, I can't
see you anymore.
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What?
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You're going to kiss
me now, aren't you?
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Do you know what I felt
when he kissed me?
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Yeah, I probably do.
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Nothing.
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What?
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I called him today
to let him know
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I can't ever
see him again.
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You did?
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Because I'm in love, Angela.
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I don't mean high school "I
love you, I love you, too."
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I mean I am in love
with Cory Matthews.
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And I want to be.
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There's nobody else
in the world for me,
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and there
never will be.
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I'm taken.
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So are we starting over?
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Yeah.
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BOTH: Morning,
Mr. Feeny.
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Wait a minute.
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You're sitting together.
You're talking in unison?
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Everything's better.
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We worked out
our differences.
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We got back together.
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Oh, well, good.
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Aw, shucks.
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And I'm sure I'm not half
as thrilled as Shawn was
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when you told him
the good news.
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Oh, no.
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I mean, he was even more
broken-hearted than you two.
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You did tell Shawn,
didn't you?
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Well, we just got
back together last night.
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I've had a lot of stuff
on my mind.
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You should've told Shawn
before you told me. Cory.
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It's okay. I mean,
we'll tell him now.
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It's not like anybody
else knows, right?
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ALL: Congratulations,
you guys.
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Oh, my gosh. Shawn
is going to kill me
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if he finds out he was not
the first person to know.
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He tried every way he knew
how to get us back together.
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Okay, listen. There is
only one thing to do.
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Ho ho!
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Is that the stupid idea train
coming 'round the bend?
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We have to pretend to still
be apart for his sake.
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All aboard!
Whoo-whoo!
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It is so simple.
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We'll set it up
so he can reunite us.
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It's a great plan!
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It's not a great plan.
It's an anti-great plan.
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If I may,
five words.
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Topanga is correct.
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That's only three.
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You moron.
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Okay. Listen, Topanga,
you got to help me.
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Help me convince Shawn
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it's up to him
to get us back together.
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Why can't we just
tell him the truth?
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(SHUSHES)
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Because look at him.
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He bleeds for us.
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You and I could make him the
happiest guy in the universe.
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Oh, this can't possibly
come out well.
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I can't believe
you said that to me,
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you stunted little
whiny Brillo head!
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Wow!
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Oh, yeah?
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Well, you're a short little
nasal-voiced blimpo-lipped...
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So and so.
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(SOFTLY)
I need more time.
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When will this
madness end?
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Very soon, I hope.
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It's all so crazy.
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I feel like I'm just
clinging to the wreckage.
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Well, day 53
of the wreckage.
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You kiss my blimpo lips and
tell them you're sorry.
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Well, I would,
but my Brillo head
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might poke
your eyes out.
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I'm sorry.
Okay.
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Now, let's be mad
at each other.
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(GROWLS)
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Whoo-whoo!
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Your plan is working.
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Shawn still thinks
you're apart.
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I can't believe we were ever
apart, my little love dumpling.
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With plum sauce.
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On the other hand,
you both sicken me.
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I know
this is wrong,
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but I'm actually
starting to enjoy
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this deceitful
little game.
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You are? Really?
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Yeah. I mean, don't you
find it sexy, Cory?
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Cory and sexy in
the same sentence, wow.
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I do believe
your resolve
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is weakening,
my little kumquat.
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Oh, I want to
kiss you so bad.
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This sneaking around stuff
seems to be agreeing with you.
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Only if I can be
sneaky with you.
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On the other hand,
you sicken me, too.
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And I have serious
misgivings
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about being part
of your little...
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Bighorn...
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Where General Custer and his wife...
Mrs. Custer
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had a beach house.
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Oh, I'm way
too involved.
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Here he comes.
All set?
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All set.
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I can't believe
how many good years
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I've wasted on you,
Cory Matthews!
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But, Topanga, think of
everything we've had,
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everything
we've shared.
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Sure, we've had some
kicks, a few laughs.
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Maybe you should've
thought about that
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before you spent time with
that skinny-lipped ski bunny.
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Ah! She has a name.
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I can't take this
anymore.
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Shawn!
We need your help.
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But it's hopeless.
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No, it is not hopeless.
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Yes, it is.
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Cory, look at how callous and
uncaring she is about you.
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Look at her again.
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Nah, she's like ice.
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Hey.
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What are these
tears, Topanga?
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Are... Are these
the tears of hope?
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Maybe a little.
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But I just saw him
pleading with you
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to take him back,
and you didn't.
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That wasn't my heart
talking, Shawn.
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Cory and I are meant
to be together.
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I just fear that there's
too much damage done
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for us to put us back
together ourselves.
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You are our last hope.
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Really?
Yeah.
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I am?
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But I'm sure all you
have to do is say so,
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and he'll come running.
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If only it were
that easy.
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One of the things I love most
about Cory is his fierce pride.
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That's crazy. I've known
Cory all my life.
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He has no pride at all.
Watch this.
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Hey, Cor, I think
she'll take you back.
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She can rot in hell.
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Wow. You know him
better than I do.
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Say you'll help us.
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Perhaps you thought I'd used
up all my emotional strength
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over the last
53 days,
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but I have kept
just a little
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right here,
in the pumper,
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for I always knew
this day would come,
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and I am prepared for you,
my beloved friends,
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to squeeze out the last drop
of my emotional toothpaste.
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I'm telling him.
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He's making a speech.
Let him talk.
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I will save you two.
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Oh, yes. I will.
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What a jerk.
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"She can rot in hell"?
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It's too much?
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Ah, you're actually
pretty good at this.
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Thank you. You're actually
pretty good at...
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Whoa. I was actually...
I was going to say,
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you're good
at field hockey,
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but you're good
at this, too.
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Hey, let me ask you something
about Cory and Topanga.
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Are they
still estranged?
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That was on my
word-a-day calendar.
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Good thing you
asked me today, too,
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because if you asked me
tomorrow, I would've said
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"Are they
still estranged"? Hey.
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I think they both want
to get back together.
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They just need me to give them a
push in the right... You know.
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Estranged?
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Yeah, estranged.
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He's getting worse.
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I have been trying to help them all
along, but nothing I do works.
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Their... Their relationship is
just more complicated than most.
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They're different.
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If I figured out why they're
different, maybe I could help them.
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They're different because
they love each other.
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Then why did
they break up?
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I don't know. I just know
I need to help them.
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No! You can't
help them today.
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Today's estranged day,
and so is tomorrow.
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You can't get them back
together on estranged day.
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You got to wait till
the day after tomorrow.
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Why?
What word is that?
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That would be
"estranged."
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Hey!
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You know, this is the
last time I buy anything
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from
http://www.howdysucker.com.
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All right.
Get in the shed.
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I hate this.
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Okay, Shawn,
how are you going
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to save our doomed
relationship?
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It's not doomed.
It's just hopeless.
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Good.
Good for both of you.
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Admitting there's a problem is
always the first step in recovery.
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Okay, so what do we do?
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Well, the first thing
we all have to realize is
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that this is going
to take time.
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Time.
Time is it.
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And it might not even
happen soon.
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But, you know, we could
wake up tomorrow...
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And be back together!
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(CHUCKLING) Shawn,
thanks, buddy!
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Let's just see
what happens tomorrow.
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Okay. So, we all know that
this is going to take
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an enormous
amount of time.
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Because, well, he
kissed another girl
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and then he went
on a date with her.
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Yes, thank you, Shawn.
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And she was catting around with
that good-looking art guy.
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Yeah, okay.
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And when I was thinking
about this on the way over,
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I realized, yeah, it's possible
that they may not belong together.
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I mean, the heartless cruelty
you inflicted on each other,
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who does that
to each other?
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No. No. There just may be
too much damage done.
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Fortunately, I know you better
than you know yourselves,
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and I know that deep
down, in your souls,
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you love each other.
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You sure?
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Yeah.
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That's good.
So we're done?
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No. We're just
getting started.
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Cory, if there was
one thing
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that you could change about
Topanga, what would that be?
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(STUTTERING) I wouldn't
change a thing.
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Oh, work with me here.
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Be brutally honest.
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Name one thing
that you would change.
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Don't think, feel!
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But I'm not sure...
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(SOFTLY) Humor him.
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But I wouldn't change
anything about you.
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Come on, Cory.
254
00:11:38,330 --> 00:11:40,031
We've been broken up
for 53 days.
255
00:11:40,098 --> 00:11:42,433
I'm sure you can find a teensy
bit of anger and resentment
256
00:11:42,500 --> 00:11:44,001
somewhere in you
if you dig real deep
257
00:11:44,069 --> 00:11:47,037
and think about all the pain
I've caused you lately.
258
00:11:47,105 --> 00:11:48,572
Is there, Cory?
259
00:11:48,640 --> 00:11:53,443
Is there some anger that the two
of you still need to work out?
260
00:11:53,511 --> 00:11:57,014
You know, I never knew you could
be so cold and unforgiving.
261
00:12:01,220 --> 00:12:02,085
And how do you feel
about that?
262
00:12:02,153 --> 00:12:03,186
Terrible!
263
00:12:03,254 --> 00:12:04,321
Topanga, I was only...
264
00:12:04,389 --> 00:12:05,956
No more secrets!
265
00:12:06,024 --> 00:12:07,792
But I was only...
No more hostility!
266
00:12:09,928 --> 00:12:11,362
Now, what about you,
Topanga?
267
00:12:11,429 --> 00:12:14,898
I can't believe what an
insensitive jerk you are!
268
00:12:14,900 --> 00:12:17,034
Are you serious?
269
00:12:17,102 --> 00:12:18,468
How do you feel
about that, Cory?
270
00:12:19,270 --> 00:12:21,072
Not good.
271
00:12:21,139 --> 00:12:22,306
Why would you say I was
cold and unforgiving?
272
00:12:22,373 --> 00:12:23,808
I don't know. It seemed
like the right thing
273
00:12:23,876 --> 00:12:25,743
for an insensitive
jerk to say.
274
00:12:25,811 --> 00:12:27,311
Well, good! Okay!
275
00:12:27,379 --> 00:12:29,413
You see, we've got
a dialogue going now,
276
00:12:29,481 --> 00:12:33,284
and we're on the road to
reconciliation, right, guys?
277
00:12:33,352 --> 00:12:35,419
Right? Aren't we
on that road?
278
00:12:35,487 --> 00:12:37,288
Maybe an access road?
279
00:12:38,490 --> 00:12:40,190
We even in the car?
280
00:12:40,258 --> 00:12:41,859
You're right. I'm cold
and unforgiving,
281
00:12:41,927 --> 00:12:44,661
so I have no idea how I thought
we could've gotten back together.
282
00:12:46,298 --> 00:12:47,731
She really left!
283
00:12:47,733 --> 00:12:49,400
I told you, this is
going to be tough.
284
00:12:52,003 --> 00:12:53,103
What?
285
00:12:57,309 --> 00:12:59,643
Well, maybe we're just going
to have to accept the fact
286
00:12:59,711 --> 00:13:02,680
that you and Topanga aren't
going to get back together.
287
00:13:02,747 --> 00:13:04,916
You big, stupid idiot!
288
00:13:04,983 --> 00:13:07,084
That's great!
Let it out.
289
00:13:07,152 --> 00:13:08,585
You don't understand.
290
00:13:08,653 --> 00:13:10,021
We were back together.
291
00:13:10,088 --> 00:13:11,355
We just wanted
to make you feel
292
00:13:11,423 --> 00:13:12,957
like you had something
to do with it.
293
00:13:14,459 --> 00:13:15,626
What?
294
00:13:15,694 --> 00:13:19,630
You mean, you didn't
need my help really?
295
00:13:19,698 --> 00:13:22,700
Hey, you'll forgive me if I don't
feel bad for you right now.
296
00:13:22,767 --> 00:13:24,969
Well, what kind
of stupid thing was it
297
00:13:25,037 --> 00:13:28,206
for you to care whether I put
you back together or not?
298
00:13:28,273 --> 00:13:30,308
What are you,
Humpty Dumpty?
299
00:13:30,375 --> 00:13:32,609
No, no, no, Shawn.
You do not understand.
300
00:13:32,677 --> 00:13:34,345
We told Feeny
first, okay?
301
00:13:34,412 --> 00:13:36,080
You would've been
very, very upset.
302
00:13:36,148 --> 00:13:37,248
Wait. Wait a minute.
303
00:13:37,316 --> 00:13:39,416
You told Feeny
before you told me?
304
00:13:39,484 --> 00:13:41,919
Yes.
Who cares?
305
00:13:41,987 --> 00:13:44,121
The main thing is
you're back together!
306
00:13:44,189 --> 00:13:47,158
But we're not now! You
just broke us up again!
307
00:13:47,226 --> 00:13:48,292
You're just
telling me that
308
00:13:48,360 --> 00:13:50,561
so I can put you back
together again.
309
00:13:50,628 --> 00:13:54,031
I don't like your sick
games, Cory the mind bender.
310
00:14:04,209 --> 00:14:05,877
You know, we really should
have taken more classes
311
00:14:05,944 --> 00:14:07,845
during our
senior year.
312
00:14:07,913 --> 00:14:10,281
We have entirely way too
much time on our hands.
313
00:14:12,550 --> 00:14:16,287
Okay. I've gathered you all
here today to ask one question.
314
00:14:16,355 --> 00:14:17,922
By a show of hands,
315
00:14:17,990 --> 00:14:21,359
how many of us are sick of
the Cory-Topanga issue?
316
00:14:24,229 --> 00:14:26,497
Eric, you're the only one
not raising your hand.
317
00:14:26,565 --> 00:14:27,765
That's right.
318
00:14:27,832 --> 00:14:29,233
Why is that, Eric?
319
00:14:29,300 --> 00:14:31,402
Because I'm the extension.
320
00:14:31,970 --> 00:14:33,704
You mean exception?
321
00:14:33,772 --> 00:14:35,305
Was today's word
"exception"?
322
00:14:36,641 --> 00:14:38,943
No, today's word
was "pertinent,"
323
00:14:39,010 --> 00:14:43,180
but I didn't that was having
anything to do with this situation.
324
00:14:44,916 --> 00:14:46,483
All right.
By a show of hands,
325
00:14:46,551 --> 00:14:48,185
how many people
are tired of Eric?
326
00:14:53,592 --> 00:14:55,492
Cool. It's ubiquitous.
327
00:14:58,663 --> 00:15:00,798
Look, Shawn, it was
really nice of you
328
00:15:00,865 --> 00:15:02,633
to stage this little
intervention for us,
329
00:15:02,701 --> 00:15:05,535
but I really think Cory and I
can handle our relationship
330
00:15:05,604 --> 00:15:09,807
or non-relationship or whatever
it was or is or might be.
331
00:15:09,874 --> 00:15:11,708
I don't think so,
Topanga.
332
00:15:11,776 --> 00:15:13,110
You've had your chance.
333
00:15:13,178 --> 00:15:15,679
I'm taking your relationship
out of your hands.
334
00:15:15,747 --> 00:15:18,782
I don't think you even
understand your relationship.
335
00:15:18,850 --> 00:15:20,251
They love each other.
336
00:15:20,318 --> 00:15:21,519
Then why did
they break up?
337
00:15:21,586 --> 00:15:23,321
I don't even know
what she's upset about.
338
00:15:23,388 --> 00:15:25,255
You called me cold
and unforgiving.
339
00:15:25,324 --> 00:15:26,791
You used to think
I was pretty perfect!
340
00:15:26,858 --> 00:15:29,660
You called me
an insensitive jerk!
341
00:15:29,728 --> 00:15:32,563
You used to think I was the most
considerate guy in the world.
342
00:15:32,631 --> 00:15:34,298
Maybe we've just known
each other for too long.
343
00:15:34,366 --> 00:15:36,233
Maybe we don't really
belong together anymore.
344
00:15:36,301 --> 00:15:40,037
Or maybe there's just some
residual anger keeping you apart.
345
00:15:40,104 --> 00:15:41,972
Residual!
To leave over.
346
00:15:42,040 --> 00:15:44,074
Like if your mom makes a pot
roast and you don't finish it,
347
00:15:44,142 --> 00:15:46,310
what you have left over
is the residual pot roast.
348
00:15:46,377 --> 00:15:47,644
Residual.
349
00:15:49,781 --> 00:15:52,416
You don't know what it's like
to live here, man. You don't.
350
00:15:52,484 --> 00:15:54,318
Then why
do you stay?
351
00:15:54,486 --> 00:15:56,086
Because...
352
00:15:56,154 --> 00:15:57,455
He's my friend.
353
00:15:57,522 --> 00:15:59,056
Because I like him,
354
00:15:59,123 --> 00:16:02,125
and no matter what crazy
things he says or does,
355
00:16:02,927 --> 00:16:05,095
I still like him.
356
00:16:05,163 --> 00:16:07,365
God help me,
I still like him.
357
00:16:07,432 --> 00:16:09,700
Oh, hey,
come here, man.
358
00:16:09,768 --> 00:16:10,901
Come here.
359
00:16:16,675 --> 00:16:19,643
Oh, look at them. They're,
like, a million miles apart.
360
00:16:19,711 --> 00:16:21,144
I don't think so.
361
00:16:21,212 --> 00:16:22,513
I don't think we
ever understood
362
00:16:22,581 --> 00:16:24,615
how close
they actually are.
363
00:16:24,683 --> 00:16:25,682
What?
364
00:16:25,784 --> 00:16:27,618
Cor, we need you
to be back home
365
00:16:27,685 --> 00:16:29,820
when Morgan gets back
from her art lesson.
366
00:16:29,888 --> 00:16:31,088
Hi, Topanga.
Hi.
367
00:16:31,156 --> 00:16:33,124
Why, you got
a big emergency?
368
00:16:33,191 --> 00:16:35,926
Your mother needs me to go
shopping with her for bath towels.
369
00:16:35,994 --> 00:16:38,662
Suddenly she can't
buy them without me.
370
00:16:38,730 --> 00:16:40,130
Alan, I am
perfectly capable
371
00:16:40,198 --> 00:16:42,166
of picking out towels
by myself.
372
00:16:42,233 --> 00:16:43,600
I just want to make sure
I don't pick out something
373
00:16:43,668 --> 00:16:46,203
too pink or too fluffy
this time.
374
00:16:46,271 --> 00:16:50,074
Buy whatever you want. Just don't
punish me over towels, okay?
375
00:16:50,141 --> 00:16:53,644
Maybe the punishment is because
you forgot my mother's birthday.
376
00:16:53,711 --> 00:16:56,313
I didn't forget.
I made a choice.
377
00:16:56,381 --> 00:17:00,283
Oh, that is the most insensitive
thing I have ever heard!
378
00:17:00,351 --> 00:17:01,518
Runs in the family.
379
00:17:01,686 --> 00:17:03,186
(RAZZING)
380
00:17:03,254 --> 00:17:05,155
Fine. You know, let's
just get this over with,
381
00:17:05,222 --> 00:17:06,623
so I can get back
for the game.
382
00:17:06,691 --> 00:17:08,992
Oh, the precious Phillies.
383
00:17:09,060 --> 00:17:10,494
I'm sure this game
will make a difference
384
00:17:10,562 --> 00:17:14,031
between, what,
fourth or fifth place?
385
00:17:14,098 --> 00:17:15,900
What... What did you
just say?
386
00:17:15,967 --> 00:17:18,235
I said they stink!
387
00:17:18,303 --> 00:17:20,404
You want to watch baseball,
move to Baltimore.
388
00:17:21,540 --> 00:17:22,640
What did you just say?
389
00:17:22,707 --> 00:17:25,342
Give me the keys.
I'm driving.
390
00:17:25,410 --> 00:17:27,445
It's 5:00. You're a
lunatic at rush hour.
391
00:17:27,512 --> 00:17:29,313
Mom, come on.
When you said lunatic...
392
00:17:29,380 --> 00:17:31,916
It's not the traffic that
makes me crazy, dear.
393
00:17:31,983 --> 00:17:34,418
"Oh, oh, look out!
Turn right here, please.
394
00:17:34,486 --> 00:17:37,154
"Oh, you're too close!
Yield!"
395
00:17:37,221 --> 00:17:41,091
And if I'm such a bad driver,
why did you marry me?
396
00:17:41,159 --> 00:17:42,493
Dad, when you say
why did you marry me...
397
00:17:42,561 --> 00:17:43,928
I wouldn't have if I had
listened to my mother.
398
00:17:43,995 --> 00:17:45,295
Mom, Dad, please.
Listen...
399
00:17:45,363 --> 00:17:47,865
You know, I am glad that I
forgot your mother's birthday,
400
00:17:47,933 --> 00:17:50,033
and when June 14th
rolls around,
401
00:17:50,101 --> 00:17:53,003
I might forget
someone else's, too.
402
00:17:53,071 --> 00:17:55,272
(LAUGHS)
403
00:17:55,340 --> 00:17:57,875
(LAUGHING) Oh, you think it's funny
if I forget your birthday, huh?
404
00:17:57,942 --> 00:17:59,743
That's your birthday.
405
00:18:00,578 --> 00:18:02,012
What?
406
00:18:02,080 --> 00:18:04,915
And I know just what I'm going
to get you, you big lug.
407
00:18:04,983 --> 00:18:06,716
What? What are you going to get me?
Come on, give me a hint.
408
00:18:06,785 --> 00:18:08,085
I'm not going to tell.
Give me a hint.
409
00:18:08,153 --> 00:18:09,419
Then it won't be a surprise.
Come on, come on.
410
00:18:09,487 --> 00:18:11,955
Oh, I know. You're going to
give me bath towels. Right?
411
00:18:12,023 --> 00:18:14,024
AMY: Well, maybe I'll
tell you in the car.
412
00:18:14,092 --> 00:18:15,359
Okay.
You want to drive?
413
00:18:15,426 --> 00:18:16,860
No, you can drive,
414
00:18:16,927 --> 00:18:18,562
but don't listen to the
game on the radio,
415
00:18:18,630 --> 00:18:19,763
because I want
to talk to you.
416
00:18:19,830 --> 00:18:21,431
About what?
About whatever you want.
417
00:18:21,499 --> 00:18:23,233
All right, wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
418
00:18:23,300 --> 00:18:25,703
Come on, whoa. Wait a minute.
What just happened here?
419
00:18:25,770 --> 00:18:27,171
You two just said horrible
things to each other
420
00:18:27,239 --> 00:18:28,672
and then got
all lovey-dovey.
421
00:18:28,739 --> 00:18:30,507
Hey, I was going
to say that!
422
00:18:30,574 --> 00:18:32,776
How come you say that when
I was going to say that?
423
00:18:32,843 --> 00:18:34,844
Who cares who says it
as long as it gets said?
424
00:18:36,214 --> 00:18:37,547
Then what are we
arguing about?
425
00:18:38,983 --> 00:18:40,183
We sound like them.
426
00:18:41,353 --> 00:18:42,853
Oh, no. We do.
427
00:18:44,256 --> 00:18:45,922
Why... Why do we
sound like you?
428
00:18:45,990 --> 00:18:48,659
Because you
love each other.
429
00:18:48,726 --> 00:18:52,095
No matter what crazy
things he says or does,
430
00:18:52,164 --> 00:18:53,430
you still
love each other.
431
00:18:57,402 --> 00:18:58,902
Then why did
we break up?
432
00:18:58,970 --> 00:19:00,471
Because we're
in high school,
433
00:19:00,538 --> 00:19:02,138
and you think
you're supposed to.
434
00:19:05,477 --> 00:19:08,011
But when two people
are really in love,
435
00:19:08,079 --> 00:19:10,680
it doesn't matter that there
are disagreements sometimes.
436
00:19:10,748 --> 00:19:12,316
It comes
with the territory.
437
00:19:12,383 --> 00:19:13,883
And when two people
are really in love,
438
00:19:13,951 --> 00:19:16,420
they don't break up just
'cause they have a fight.
439
00:19:16,488 --> 00:19:19,256
Love would be pretty dull if
you agreed about everything.
440
00:19:19,324 --> 00:19:21,492
Besides, then they'd
never get to make up.
441
00:19:25,363 --> 00:19:26,763
When two people
are in love,
442
00:19:26,831 --> 00:19:28,499
they don't break up
just because they fight.
443
00:19:29,767 --> 00:19:30,934
Want to make up now?
444
00:19:36,140 --> 00:19:39,443
Now, that was the most
incredible thing I've ever seen.
445
00:19:39,511 --> 00:19:41,044
Thank you.
446
00:19:41,112 --> 00:19:43,914
What, like you had
anything to do with it?
447
00:19:44,482 --> 00:19:46,317
Shawn?
448
00:19:46,384 --> 00:19:48,585
Shawn, Cory and I
are back together now.
449
00:19:48,653 --> 00:19:50,253
We wanted you to be
the first one to know.
450
00:19:50,321 --> 00:19:52,522
Hey, Cory and Topanga
are back together.
451
00:19:52,591 --> 00:19:54,959
(GASPS) They are?
452
00:19:55,026 --> 00:19:56,827
Yeah.
And, listen, Shawn,
453
00:19:56,894 --> 00:19:58,762
I'm sorry we ever put
any pressure on you
454
00:19:58,830 --> 00:20:00,264
to get us back together.
455
00:20:00,332 --> 00:20:03,867
You know, I mean, even though
you're my best friend,
456
00:20:03,935 --> 00:20:06,437
no one could
ever do that.
457
00:20:06,439 --> 00:20:08,539
I guess friendship
only goes so far.
458
00:20:25,857 --> 00:20:27,157
Morning, boys.
459
00:20:27,225 --> 00:20:29,426
Salutations,
my didactic friend.
460
00:20:30,528 --> 00:20:31,928
Excuse me?
461
00:20:31,996 --> 00:20:33,564
Hi. He said hi.
462
00:20:33,631 --> 00:20:35,765
I know what he said.
Does he know what he said?
463
00:20:35,833 --> 00:20:38,102
(LAUGHS)
Oh, Mr. Feeny,
464
00:20:38,169 --> 00:20:40,304
I appreciate your
sardonic jocularity.
465
00:20:42,507 --> 00:20:43,874
It's his word-a-day
calendar.
466
00:20:43,942 --> 00:20:46,410
It took him some time, but
he's finally got it down.
467
00:20:46,478 --> 00:20:48,478
Oh, well, Eric,
I salute you.
468
00:20:48,546 --> 00:20:51,181
A good vocabulary is an
important asset in life.
469
00:20:51,349 --> 00:20:52,816
Well, thank you,
Mr. Feeny.
470
00:20:52,884 --> 00:20:54,551
I'm certain my
erudite loquaciousness
471
00:20:54,619 --> 00:20:55,819
will be most advantageous,
472
00:20:55,887 --> 00:20:57,454
particularly as regards
intellectual discourse.
473
00:20:59,557 --> 00:21:01,791
I can see where this is
going to get old quick.
474
00:21:01,859 --> 00:21:05,628
Can you?
Snap him out of it.
475
00:21:05,696 --> 00:21:09,632
So, Eric, have you perused
the tastefully lascivious
476
00:21:09,700 --> 00:21:12,202
Sports Illustrated
swimsuit issue?
477
00:21:13,004 --> 00:21:15,204
Tushies for sale!
Cool!
478
00:21:24,015 --> 00:21:25,582
You're a good teacher,
Mr. Feeny.
479
00:21:25,717 --> 00:21:28,084
Yeah, well, when you
live next door
480
00:21:28,152 --> 00:21:29,920
to a house
full of psychos...
481
00:21:29,970 --> 00:21:34,520
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