All language subtitles for Boy Meets World s05e10 Last Tango in Philly.eng

(THEME SONG PLAYING)

You know what I love most
about these tortilla chips?

They're free.

We need more chips
over here, por favor.

Senorita?
Los waitress.

Stop calling me "waitress."
I have a name, you know.

Yeah, "Ramona."

Yes, it's Spanish for Topanga.
Look it up.

And why are you
being so rude?

Listen, girls, it's your
first day of work, okay?

We're just trying
to break you in

by doing our little
obnoxious customer routine.

Shawn? This is cubed ice.
I asked for crushed.

Oh, and this is the
salsa for your chips.

Thank you.

So, ladies, we thought you
might want to celebrate

your first day
in the work field

by taking us
out to dinner.

Well, actually, we were
thinking of going out

with a bunch of
people from work.

Yeah, you two
should join us.

Well, we'd love to.

Good. We're going dancing.

No! Dancing?

Puh!

Yeah.

Puh!

Shawn, we really
like dancing.

You should come with us.
It'll be fun.

Cor, maybe I should
go dancing, you know?

My relationship
with Angela is new.

I don't want to
disappoint her.

Hey. You're a guy. She's
got to get used to it.

Shawn, we are men, okay?

Now if men don't want to
dance, we do not dance.

Tonight we do
what men do.

Right! What's that?

We go to the gym! We pump some iron.
And we sweat.

Are there
private showers?

Well, there better be.

So, guys?
Dancing? Yes? No?

No, no. You girls
go with your friends

from work and do your
little dance routine.

Shawn, does that
go for you, too?

Are you sure I'm not going
to get hurt on this?

It's the way
God intended it.

No, go dance.
It's God's will.

(LATIN ACCENT)
So, ladies.

You're coming
dancing tonight

with myself and
my equally handsome

and beautiful
friend Sergio? Yes?

Yes.

Boy, we pumped a ton
of iron last night.

How you feeling?
Good. How about you?

Good.

You want to help me
take off my jacket?

Yeah. Listen,

what's important is we had a
good time doing our guy thing,

and the girls got dancing
out of their systems.

I just wonder if Nunzio
or Sergio tried anything.

I don't trust anyone with that
many zippers on their pants.

I'm going to ask.
Never!

And appear to be jealous?
You never ask.

Never.
Under any circumstances.

Hey, guys.

What happened
last night?

You see what
I did there?

Nothing happened.
We danced.

I am a little tired.

(CHUCKLES)

You got a problem.

Boy, that Nunzio
sure knows how to move.

Oh, I got
a problem, too.

Sergio's no slouch on the
dance floor, either.

I didn't ask.

Why, Topanga, I think
they're jealous.

I am not
jealous, okay?

Did he touch you?

Sergio or Nunzio?

What difference
does it make?

Angela, you were out with other
guys, dancing and sweating.

And what is with
all those zippers?

We asked you
to come along.

Yes, and I believe
your words were, "Puh!"

Puh-ssibly.

We like to dance. Our friends
from work like to dance.

We did nothing wrong.

What's the big deal?

It's no big deal.

It's no big deal at all.

(BELL RINGS)

So, then, you guys will
come with us next time?

Hey. Wouldn't miss it.

We're going
dancing with them?

No.

We're going to the gym so
we can beat the zippers

off of Sergio
and Nunzio.

There are the girls.

Okay, remember,
if they ask,

we are not here because we're
jealous of the gorgeous Latin men.

We're here for the el
grande burrito for $2.99.

Got it.
Okay. Let's go.

Hey! What are you
guys doing here?

We're here to beat
up Sergio and Nunzio.

Shawn!

But we'd like to start with two
el grande burritos, please.

Chicken, beef.

Look, Cory, you can't do this. This
is the busiest night of the week.

Angela? Sorry we can't talk.
We got tables.

(SCOFFS) Of all the lame
excuses, "We've got tables."

Welcome to El Coyote.
I'm the manager.

Yeah, I know who you are. We
met the other night, Sergio.

No, I am Nunzio.

Sergio is the one with the big
muscles and the handsome smile.

Where?
Over there.

Talking to Angela.

SHAWN: Hey, Sergio!

Hands offio.

Oh, yes.
You are Shawn.

The one who belittles
the art of the dance.

We could take you.

And don't tell me.
You are Cory.

The luckiest man alive,
for you are dating Topanga,

who is as beautiful
as a flower.

No, no, no, no. Not a flower.
A garden.

A garden full of
beautiful flowers.

Your words
are beautiful.

Gracias.

And because you are special
to Topanga and Angela,

you are special
to Nunzio.

I give you
a special table.

And please don't order off
the children's menu anymore.

Hey, Topanga, what time did
you say you're getting off?

Cory, I'm carrying a
sizzling plate of fajitas.

Ow, ow, ow, ow!

What's with her tonight?

Maybe Angela knows
what's bothering her.

Angela, honey?

Sorry, I got
a table of 12.

You're not
fooling anyone.

All right,
enough of this.

Topanga!
TOPANGA: What?

Topanga!
What?

I'd like a baby burrito,
a junior taco,

and your boyfriend
would also like to know

what time his girlfriend's
getting home from work.

I told you,
I don't know.

I bet Sergio and
Nunzio would know.

Stop that! Look, I need to
concentrate on my work right now,

and I'm having a hard time
doing that with you here.

I'll call you when I have a better
idea of what time I'm through.

Topanga, table 5, please.
Got it.

Sure, for Nunzio, she has
all the time in the world.

Hey, George?
Check it out.

Satellite TV,
800 channels.

Amy must be thrilled.

So that's it?
That's our Saturday night?

You installing
that stupid dish?

Oh, honey, look.
Just let me set it up,

and the rest of the night
is yours, all right?

Yeah, I believe that.

Hey, Dad. I think you got a
bad satellite dish, man.

I don't see
anything yet.

Just hold the ladder, all right?
And don't speak!

Hello, Katherine.

George Feeny.
Good evening.

Pleasant evening for
a stroll, isn't it?

What are you doing home
on a Saturday night?

A handsome man
like yourself.

Stop that.

I'm about to sit in front of a
fire, enjoy a glass of sherry,

and dive into
a good book.

Alone?

Yes. Alone.

Well, I was going to go up
the street to Starbucks

and have a coffee,
also alone.

Well, I hear they make
a heck of a mocha.

Good night, Katherine.

Mr. Feeny?

What? A hotty like Kathy
Anderson asks you out,

and you just
blow her off?

She asked me out?

She was practically
throwing herself at you.

When?

(IMITATING KATHERINE) "I'm going
to Starbucks, also alone."

I heard that. She
wanted some coffee.

Yeah, with a side of you.

She thinks you're cute.

Wait a minute.

You think she
wanted a date?

Ah! Now you're getting it.

Why didn't I see that?

Well, Mr. Feeny, I'm in college.
You're still in high school.

ALAN: Eric!

What?

Push, push, push, push!

I can't.

Come on, you wimp.

Now push. Sergio could.
Nunzio could.

Nunzio!

That's one.

Okay, your turn.

(EAST EUROPEAN ACCENT) That was a good rep.
You did not give up on it.

Thank you.

Cor, we trust
our girls, right?

Of course,
we trust them.

That's why I'm going
to call Topanga.

She won't get mad?

No, no.
She'll be flattered.

Women love that
kind of attention.

Well, when you're done with
Topanga, put Angela on.

I want to flatter her, too.

Hola. This is Nunzio.

Hello, Nunzio.

El Coyote
is now closed.

If this is
for reservations,

please call tomorrow during
normal business hours.

If you need to contact me,
Topanga, Sergio, or Angela,

you can reach us at the
Boom Boom Room at 438...

TOPANGA: Thanks, guys.

Cory, what are
you doing here?

No, here's
a better question.

What are you
doing here?

I live here.

Well, if you live here, why aren't
you inside at 12:00 at night?

Well, we worked late,
and a bunch of us went out.

I know, Topanga, but you
were supposed to call me.

I did call you. Your mom said
you were out for the evening.

So, where did
you go, dancing?

Yes, Cory. I like it, especially
after a long night at work.

Okay.
It helps me unwind.

Okay, so Cory's not home.

You just run off with Nunzio
to the Boom Boom Room.

How did you know I was
at the Boom Boom Room?

I called the restaurant, okay?
It was on the machine.

So you were
checking up on me?

No. No.

I was checking on
tomorrow's special.

I mean, the seafood enchilada for $3.50?
How do they do that?

I mean, the shrimp...
It's so big.

Cory, I don't like this
jealous side of you.

Nunzio is just a friend
who likes to dance.

I've asked you to take me
dancing a million times.

This has nothing
to do with that.

I forbid you
to see him again.

I'm going to bed.

I forbid you
to go to bed.

You know,
I don't get women.

(GRUNTS) Why can't
they be more like men?

Yeah, I'll tell
you one thing.

There'd be a lot less
Emma Thompson movies.

Hi, guys.

Hey, Sonja.
Hey, Cookie.

Looking good.
Go for the burn.

Cor, let's try to
figure this thing out.

The girls want to dance more
than anything in the world.

And we want to
make them happy.

Okay, there's got to be a
simple solution to all of this.

Anything?
Nothing.

Wait! Here it comes. Okay.

The girls talk about how it's okay
to have guys who are just "friends".

Well, what if we got ourselves a couple
of girls who are just "friends"?

Cory, that's brilliant.
That's the simple solution.

You know what, Shawn? I've got
a strange craving for Mexican.

Oh, I am right with you.
You think they deliver?

I told Shawn, Sergio
and I are just friends,

and he practically
called me a liar.

Cory did the exact
same thing to me.

It's like they're
sharing a brain,

and there's not
enough for one.

Having friends of the opposite
sex is such a simple idea.

Why can't
they get it?

Because since the beginning of
time, men have been idiots.

This will never change.

But the truth is, if my
girlfriend went out dancing

with somebody
who looked like me,

I would be
insane as well.

Well, maybe we should be a
little more understanding.

Yeah, we did kind of throw Sergio
and Nunzio in their faces.

Ooh, that has
got to hurt.

Maybe we should
cut them some slack.

Hold that thought.

Okay, ladies, order
anything you want. Okay?

When you're out with us,
calories don't count.

Ooh! Chimichangas,
here I come.

Nunzio!

Not even Nunzio
could help you now.

Hi, guys.
Topanga, come here.

We want you to
meet our friends.

Okay, this is
Cookie and Sonja.

Sonja can
bench-press 300 pounds.

That's very impressive.

It's nice
to meet you.

Thank you.
Bring me a cola.

You got it.

Topanga, Topanga.

You didn't tell us what you
think of our "friends."

(LAUGHS) Good one.

Well, they seem like very nice,
attractive, well-toned girls.

You're jealous.

You are the man.

How dumb are you?

Almost as dumb as Cory.

I told him it
would backfire.

So, did Cory tell you why
exactly you were here?

He said we would
have a romantic dinner,

and I could maybe
get my green card.

I'm pretty sure
I said greeting card.

They brought you here to make
us, their girlfriends, jealous.

I'll be right back
with your cola.

So you're
just using us?

So then what happened?

I just don't get Lucy,
you know?

I call her up, she says
she's sick in bed,

and chicken soup will make
her feel better. Mmm-hmm.

I said it probably would.
Then I went bowling.

Now she's mad at me.

Maybe she wanted you to
bring her the chicken soup.

(SIGHS) Well, why
didn't she just say so?

Women, man.
They speak in code.

Hey, Mr. Feeny? How did
your date go with Kathy?

Well, it seemed to
be going quite well.

I mean, she even invited
me into her home.

Ooh! Go, Feeny.
Go, Feeny.

She read me some of her poetry
and asked what I thought.

And I told her.

Well, I mean, you told
her you loved it, right?

I said it was promising
for a beginner.

She said she'd been
writing for 20 years.

And here I am.

Okay, see, that's not
what she wanted to hear.

Well, then,
why did she ask?

He's been
chicken-souped.

AMY: Alan, it's me or that satellite dish.
You make the choice.

(SIGHING)

Hey, guys.

Angela doesn't
even get me.

It's like Topanga and me are
speaking different languages.

Well, one thing's obvious.
It's not us, it's them.

Yeah.

Well, now, wait a minute. Maybe we
should all just think a second.

No. Shawn and I tried that.
It doesn't work.

Okay, I've been
silent long enough.

Guys, I've been
working on a theory.

Men are idiots.

What?
What?

No, wait, there's more.
All right, there it is.

Men are big idiots.

ALL: Oh.

Yeah, see that?

So what do we do?

You know, maybe we should
just try listening to them.

(ALL LAUGHING)

I'm sorry. I don't know what I
was thinking. That's crazy talk.

Maybe we should try Cory's
thinking thing again.

(POP MUSIC PLAYING)

What is the matter
tonight, Topanga?

You're not enjoying Nunzio
as I am enjoying Nunzio.

It's Cory.

He hasn't called
me in two days.

You know, I don't care if he won't dance.
I miss him.

He misses you, too.
Of this I am sure.

I just called the apartment again.
They're not there.

Of course, they're not there.
Of this I am sure.

Oh, Topanga. This is great.
Thank you.

Mr. Matthews
is okay with this?

Oh, he is so stuck in front
of that satellite TV,

he doesn't even
know I'm here.

He knows you are here.
Of this I am sure.

Katherine?
What are you doing here?

I love dancing.

I wish there was a way to
get your neighbor here.

Come on, Topanga.
I miss Shawn, too,

but let's just
try to have fun.

I can't have fun. I really
want to be with Cory.

Why do men have
to be so stubborn?

Ladies?

Hello. Since the beginning of
time, men have been idiots.

This will make up for it.

(BOTH EXCLAIM)

(HOT STUFF PLAYING)

Where did you
learn to dance?

"Everyone can learn to dance.
Of this I am sure."

Nunzio taught
you how to dance?

Yeah, but he didn't teach
me how to do this.

Hey, come on.
Show me that spin move.

This little thing?

Oh, where did you learn
to step like that?

(BOTH LAUGH)

Channel 728. The Saturday
Night Fever channel.

All Travolta,
all the time.

You know, George,
I did write another poem.

Oh, I don't
have to read it.

It's wonderful.

Check this out.

You like to dance?

Um, no, thanks. I'm not
really good at dancing.

That was not
a question.

Whoa!

So, have you heard
of the Lord of the Dance?

It's me.

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