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OK, guys, yearbook time.
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As you look back on your
first year at John Adams,
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what would you consider your
greatest accomplishment and why?
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Let's see...
I mean, there's so many.
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It's hard to pick just one.
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- There's the time we...
- No. No, that wasn't us.
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- What about the time we...?
- Also not us.
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You guys are the two most pathetic
students in this school.
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That's an accomplishment.
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She's right, Shawn.
I mean, the year's almost over
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and I haven't made a name for myself.
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- And you know whose fault it is?
- Your own?
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No, why should I take the fall?
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I blame...
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...the jocks!
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Why?
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Because they wear those stupid jackets
and therefore get all the girls.
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What chance do I have?
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Whoa.
Major growth spurt.
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Too heavy.
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Please don't. Please don't.
I had a fat, heavy breakfast.
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We've got an opening
of the 108-pound
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super-confetti-weight division
on the wrestling team. Savage?
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Perfect.
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Congratulations, kid.
You're on the wrestling team.
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Yeah! Like there's a chance
in the universe
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I'd ever want to be on
your stupid wrestling team.
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- Here's your jacket.
- Ooh.
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- Look, Shawn, my jacket.
- Here's your uniform.
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My uniform.
This is like Christmas here.
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- Here's your candy.
- Candy?
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Hi, I'm Candy.
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Sweet.
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(grunting)
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Eric, put Cory down.
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I can't. I can't breathe. He's got
my windpipe in a death grip.
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Cory, let your brother breathe.
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(exhales)
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Remember, pal, I know where you sleep.
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Amy, when the exterminators
were here spraying,
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did we leave the window open
in Cory's room?
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Eric, why is Cory so wound up?
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I don't know!
I'm upstairs brushing my teeth
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and the little squirt
bull-rushes me from behind.
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It's all here in this permission slip.
Sign it, please.
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Permission slip.
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Amy! Our little Cory
made the wrestling team!
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All right! Get your old man a pen!
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Now, Alan, we should discuss this.
Wrestling is dangerous.
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Oh, come on. If he were signing up for
ballet, that might be dangerous. Here.
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Now wait a second, Dad.
Look, I know these wrestlers.
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They're like psychotic, caged animals,
waiting to take all their aggressions out
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on little runts like Cory.
Use my pen.
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A toast to Cory Matthews!
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The newest member of
the John Adams High wrestling team.
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(all) Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug!
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What? Am I dribbling?
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No, Matthews.
What are you gonna do with the can?
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- Recycle. Of course.
- No! Crush it.
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Like this.
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(moans)
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It's all bone up here.
You can't damage anything.
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(grunts, yells)
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Oh! Excuse me.
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I'm just gonna go visit the white lights.
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Hey, you OK?
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Yes, Pat.
But I'd like to solve the puzzle.
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- Cory.
- What?
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Why are you doing this to yourself?
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So I'll finally have cool stuff
to put in the yearbook.
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And this jacket is a babe magnet.
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Matthews, look.
Two cans. Aaah!
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Let's get out of here
before she reloads.
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So it was Nixon who became the first
American president to travel to China.
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Thereby...
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Excuse me, what's going on here?
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Well, Mr. Feeny, you were on me
about cutting class
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and so this is the only time
the masseuse can do me.
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So... Nixon, China, I'm all ears.
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Anna, really bad knot.
Knead it right here.
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All right, that does it.
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Out!
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- You gonna crack my back?
- Don't tempt me.
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I am sick and tired of your antics.
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This school was meant for education,
not for your own personal pleasures.
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I couldn't agree with you more.
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We are back from the airport, Grif.
We got your lobsters.
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- Lobsters?
- Flown in fresh from Maine.
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- I could eat mine right now.
- They're still alive, Frankie.
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I said what I said.
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Mr. Feeny, care to join us
for a late lunch?
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There's a four-pounder
with your name on it.
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Young man, I want you to
go to my office and wait for me.
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- Just Mr. Hawkins.
- Where Grif goes, we go.
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Gentlemen, don't you have
lives of your own?
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No, sir.
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And what happens when Mr. Hawkins
is not around to tell you what to do,
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if say, he's expelled?
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Like that could ever happen.
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- It could happen.
- What?
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Then I'd have to get my own life.
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- I'd consider it.
- But all the good lives are taken.
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I'll see you after class.
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We're all alone, Frankie.
What should we do?
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Well, I don't know about you,
but I'm gonna get some butter.
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Cory. You were supposed to
meet me in the caf
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so we could finish these
yearbook write-ups.
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Topanga, relax. Here, here's
everything you need to know
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about Cory...
"the Cory" Matthews.
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I know, the nickname
needs a little work.
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"Greatest accomplishment:
Making the wrestling team.
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"Fondest memory:
Meeting Candy.
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Favorite quote: 'Ruh'"?
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Rrrrh!
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Good boy!
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Goodbye.
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Hey, Topanga, you want to
ask me some more questions
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- for the yearbook?
- Uh, yeah.
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Where do you think Cory's
gonna end up in 10 years?
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- You mean me, don't you?
- That's what I said.
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- No, you said, "Cory."
- I did not.
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- You like him.
- I do not.
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You say that again, I will kill you!
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You like him a lot.
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(wrestlers yelling)
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Break it up!
Let 'em go!
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All right, Matthews, which one of
these goons threw the first punch?
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This goon.
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- No, seriously.
- I did.
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I'm on the wrestling team
and we were just horsing around.
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It's what jocks do, and I am a jock.
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Oh, man. I hope you're
not a rare blood type.
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Mr. Turner, sidebar.
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I'm the only one in my weight class.
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I never have to fight.
What can go wrong?
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Matthews, you got a fight.
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AB-negative.
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Universal recipient.
That should come in handy.
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You gotta earn this jacket, buddy.
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Somebody else just signed up
in your weight class.
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What exactly is the range
in my weight class?
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No, Matthews, not Frankie.
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Someone who's looking to
make a name for himself.
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Be his own person,
carve his own niche.
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Yeah, Matthews. I'm gonna carve me
a niche right in your stinking head.
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Nice jacket.
Ha-ha-ha.
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Rrrrh!
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Oh, that's pretty amazing.
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I tried lifting weights,
but man, are they heavy.
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You sure you know what you're doing,
taking Joey on?
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Absolutely.
'Cause he's not taking me seriously.
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You know, I bet he's not even training.
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Hey, Matthews!
Come to watch the enemy train?
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Why am I always wrong
about everything?
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We don't want you here in our camp.
Maybe this is a closed-door session.
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Maybe I'll just whip your sorry
elfin duck-face now.
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Joey, Joey.
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Your opponent is playing
mind games with you.
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Ignore, and focus on
the task at hand...
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...our training.
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Lesson one: Balance.
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Now, this is a wrestling technique
I picked up
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while I was touring Japan last summer.
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It's called
"Push the wrestler out of the ring."
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Shawn, there's a little voice inside
my head saying, "Do not fear Joey."
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A little voice saying,
"I can beat Joey."
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And another voice saying,
"Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!"
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(blender whirring)
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Whoa, it's my son, Cory "the Cory"!
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Hey, ready for your big wrestling match?
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Alan, are you really gonna
let him go through with this?
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Mom, I'm not a little boy any more.
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Oh, you're right, you're grown up now.
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If you want to walk out
that door and wrestle,
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I am OK with it.
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I'll just be upstairs looking at
your baby book... crying.
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(both) Chicks.
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Listen, I made you
a very special protein drink.
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- Oh, cool.
- Yeah, it's got 12 eggs in it,
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wheatgrass, soy, goat's milk
and just a little touch of Tabasco.
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I used to drink this
when I boxed in the Navy.
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- Gotta go! No time for breakfast.
- Hey, have something.
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Ah! Oh!
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Make way!
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(Feeny) Not on my azaleas, man!
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OK, look, Joey trained with Frankie,
the immovable object.
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My advice to you... move.
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To the winner goes the jacket
and the spot on the team.
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Now, let's go!
Shake hands.
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(whistle)
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Aw, he moved, Frankie.
Is that in the rules?
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What the heck are you doin'?
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Ha-ha-ha!
Oh, yeah!
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I won! I won!
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- Lost to Matthews? I don't think so.
- I got the jacket, though, right?
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He beat you by the rules,
fair and square.
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OK, then I challenge Matthews
to another fight.
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Unfair and unsquare, after hours.
Mano a rat-o.
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I don't need to fight you, Joey.
I already proved myself.
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Now I think you're
proving yourself to be yellow.
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I'll bet you bleed lemonade.
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Oh, you can run,
but you can't hide, Matthews.
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You remember this face,
'cause it's gonna haunt ya.
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Yellow! Yellow! Yellow!
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Yellow! Yellow! Yellow!
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(ringing)
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Collect call for Cory Matthews.
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Uh, I accept.
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Yellow! Yellow! Yellow!
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Yellow! Yellow!
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Yellow!
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Enough already, Joey.
Just leave me alone.
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Matthews, you wanna get rid of him?
Just pound the creep.
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- Are you a jock, or aren't you?
- (all) Yeah!
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All right, Joey.
You want me, you got me.
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Good! Tonight, midnight.
The abandoned warehouse on Seventh.
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No, 4:00, Feeny's backyard.
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No, 8:00, the abandoned
shipyard by the pier.
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- No, dinnertime, my kitchen.
- Is it abandoned?
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Gentlemen, gentlemen,
gentlemen, gentlemen.
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You have a score to settle,
now I respect that.
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But settle it on neutral territory.
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Like the gym, tomorrow night.
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Grif, I don't exactly have
a set of keys to get in.
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Oh. Neither does Janitor Bud.
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Shawn, why did I agree to fight Joey?
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I mean, who am I kidding?
I'm not a jock.
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If Joey wants this stupid jacket
so much, he can have it.
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Backing down from a fight,
now that takes guts.
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It's just Grif and a couple of thugs.
Who cares what they think?
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I mean, it's not like
it's in front of the entire school.
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You see?
Wrong about everything.
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Come on, Cory, let's bail.
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Matthews, where do you
think you're going?
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(laughs) He thinks I'm this
Cory Matthews guy, too.
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I don't get it. That's, like,
the eighth person today who's said that.
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- Wow! I'll see you later, OK?
- No, I don't think so.
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I put a lot of work into this.
Phone calls were made,
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favors were called in.
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(man over PA) Ladies and gentlemen,
Mr. Robert Goulet.
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Thank you.
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Oh, say can you see?
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By the dawn's early light...
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...and the home
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Of the brave
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Thank you.
OK, are you ready to rumble?
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Tonight's main event:
Joey "the Rat" Epstein
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verses Cory "the Cory" Matthews.
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And before we get started,
I'd like to introduce some of the VIPs
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with us tonight.
From TV's Baywatch, Yasmine Bleeth.
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(applause)
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Grif, how did you ever
get me to do this?
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Oh, yeah.
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Help, I'm drowning!
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- What?
- It was worth a shot.
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And now one of John Adams'
all-time, legendary thugs.
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You know him as
Frankie Stecchino's father,
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the rest of the word knows
him as the 11 times heavy-weight
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wrestling champion of the world,
Vader.
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Thank you, Bob.
Thank you, very much.
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(growls)
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Matthews...
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let me tell you something.
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If Joey won't get the job done,
Vader will.
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Because I am fear.
Stick around,
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and find out who the real man is.
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I'm sorry, sir.
I didn't get your name.
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(barking)
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Oh, my God!
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All right!
Get to your corners...
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...and come out fighting when you
hear the sound of the ding-dong.
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Give my best to Vera, huh?
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Ladies and gentlemen,
Mr. Robert Goulet.
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- Cory, I didn't know you were fighting.
- What are you doing here?
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The guy in the parking lot
sold me a ticket.
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He said, "Go see an idiot get pounded."
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"See an idiot get pounded."
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Cost me 50 bucks, but it was worth it.
Sitting next to the girl from Baywatch.
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Oh, man. I gotta get out of here
before this thing starts.
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Cory, what's this thing for?
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(bell rings)
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Oops!
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Frankie, tag me.
Tag me!
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(crowd boos)
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Ha-ha! Yeah!
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- Hey, this really isn't fair.
- Good.
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Cory! Cory!
Come on, get out.
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- Get out, come on.
- OK, but you're in.
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What? Aah!
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Son! You're taking too long.
Give Daddy a tag.
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Hah!
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(crowd boos)
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This chump's mine!
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(crying)
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(grunting)
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Hey, pal!
You can't do that to my brother!
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Make me, you little rug rat!
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Put the Matthews boy down!
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Come over here and say that.
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Yo, Matthews.
Sidebar.
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Are you kidding me?
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I thought you said
you'd never have to fight.
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Mr. Turner, you should know by now,
I'm wrong about absolutely everything.
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Sit him down, now.
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Feeny, you can't tell me
what to do anymore.
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I'm not one of your punk students.
I'm the face of death!
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It was scarier when you had acne.
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Your little bully tactics
didn't work back then,
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and they're not gonna work now.
Now, put him down.
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- Make me!
- I'd be glad to...
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- ...Leslie.
- You wouldn't.
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I would.
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All right, all right.
You won this round.
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But next time, and there will
be a next time,
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Texas death match.
Loser leaves town.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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This is why I avoid reunions.
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Shawn, you think if I stayed
in the ring I would've had a shot?
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Yeah, and you also had
a shot at dating Yasmine Bleeth.
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Really?
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Did she say something?
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You break my heart sometimes, Cory.
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Heard you wanted to see me, Matthews.
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Yeah, I don't really need this anymore.
Thanks for the shot.
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You're OK, Matthews.
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He always was.
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Candy, where you going?
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I go with the jacket.
Didn't you know that?
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I probably should have.
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Hey, guys. I gotta hand in
yearbook write-ups tomorrow,
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and I still have a couple more
questions for Cory.
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(coughs) You like him.
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Shut up.
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I need a quote to go with your picture,
unless you still wanna go with "Rrrrh."
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Well, what'd you put for you?
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"I do my thing and you do your thing.
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"You are you and I am I.
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"And if in the end we end up together...
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...it's beautiful."
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Put the same for me.
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Well, that was quite a stunt
you pulled, Mr. Hawkins.
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But am I mad?
No.
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Actually, I'm downright giddy.
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(both laugh)
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Because when the bell rings
at the end of the day,
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I know that you'll be on your
merry way to my classroom
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for detention. Every day,
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for the next four years.
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Mr. Feeny, you can't leave me
alone with these guys.
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I'm not one of them.
The walls, they're closing in.
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Pity.
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Matthews, relax.
It's gonna be OK.
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Obviously you've never
done detention with Grif.
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(man over PA) Ladies and gentlemen,
Mr. Robert Goulet.
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I want to see
some smiling faces
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I can spot some laughter
through those tears
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Thank you!
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