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You got your milk.
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You got your peanut butter.
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How about a banana?
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What about a raw egg?
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Eww. Why's it have to be raw?
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Why can't we scramble it
and put it in?
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Stallone drinks raw eggs.
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Stallone is like 5'2"!
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And you're like 2'5"!
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Go with the egg, baby.
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Hey!
We're not going to make a mess.
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Just because
we're kids with a blender...
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doesn't mean
we have to make a mess.
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Boy, are you Mommy whipped.
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Aah!
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Now, that I could never do
at my house.
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Oh, my mom!
Shawn, back me up.
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I wanted to use the lid.
I was Lid Boy!
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OK, fine. I'll clean it up.
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You don't have to scream.
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Hey, watch it.
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You're getting it
all over my geography book.
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Oh, like you're ever going
to open it up.
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Feeny's test tomorrow
is going to be such a killer.
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Yeah, I don't understand
why we have to learn...
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anything about geography.
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Why do we have to
learn where everything is?
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I'll just be like my dad
and drive around till I find it.
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Look at Feeny.
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He's out there hanging up
some geeky duck.
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Not a care in the World...
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while we're stuck in here
studying for his lame test.
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Yeah. Life's fair.
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Well, we haven't actually done
any studying yet.
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Maybe we should get started.
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OK. Ahem.
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What is
the capital of North Dakota?
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Banff.
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We're toast.
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Let's just say we're sick
and stay home tomorrow.
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I can't, Cor.
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I've already used
all my bogus medical excuses.
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Feeny says if my grandma dies
one more time...
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he wants to see the body.
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How come it has to be us?
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Why should
we always be the ones...
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faking a disease
to get out of school?
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How come Feeny can't shoulder
a little more responsibility?
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Ah, dream on.
I hear he hasn't missed...
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a day of school
since World War I.
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That's just stupid
on his part...
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because teachers still get paid
when they're sick.
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You lie.
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I swear!
Minkus said the school board...
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pays them to be sick
for a whole week every year.
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Well, maybe
Feeny doesn't know that.
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Maybe we should leave him
a unanimous note on his desk.
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Won't help us dodge
that geography bullet tomorrow.
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Come on... cough!
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[INHALES]
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[EXHALES]
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There's a look.
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Don't tell me.
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You've died and come back
as a bat with a perm.
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This Hindu yoga position...
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increases
blood flow to the brain...
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thus maximizing concentration
and cognitive performance.
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It's also quite a rush.
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I am so nervous.
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You? My palms
are sweating so much...
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I can't read the answers
I Wrote on them.
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I'm sensing an acute case
of performance anxiety...
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no doubt brought on by
a complete lack of preparation.
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Minkus, you can get
all the As you want.
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It still not
gonna make you popular.
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That's right.
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I can just hear you
10 years from now.
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"People, people, how many times
do I have to tell you?
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"If you save your receipts...
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"you won't have to worry
about an audit."
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And I can hear you
ten years from now.
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"Your Honor, dude...
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"I'd like to plea bargain."
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- Geek master.
- Recidivist.
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Good morning, class.
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I'm Miss Chase,
your substitute teacher.
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Mr. Feeny will not be in today.
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He has taken ill.
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Taken ill or fakin' ill?
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I mean,
the guy's never missed a day.
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Maybe he heard about
the school board's...
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great deal on sick leave.
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I'm afraid I don't have access
to Mr. Feeny's lesson plan.
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Can somebody
please fill me in...
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on what you were going
to do today?
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Miss Chase, today
we're supposed to take a geo...
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Break.
A break from geography.
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And do nothing
but think about our lives...
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and write a poem about it.
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A short poem.
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CORY:
Two. maybe three Lines. tops.
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And it doesn't
even have to rhyme.
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Is this true?
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Yep.
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MISS CHASE: Great.
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My major at the University
of Pennsylvania...
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was poetry... epic poetry.
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In fact, my dissertation
was on "Beowulf"...
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an 8th Century poem...
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written in 3,200 lines
of old English.
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Let's see
if We can knock out...
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the first 1,600 lines
before lunch, shall we?
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BOTH: Aah!
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[MUSIC PLAYING]
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I can't believe Mr. Feeny
actually missed a day of school.
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Well, you know who you can
thank for that, don't you?
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Zeus?
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Me! I wished for him
to get sick, and he did.
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You didn't wish for him
to get sick.
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Sure, I did, yesterday,
when we weren't studying.
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Even if you did,
you can't make...
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something happen
just because you say it.
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The power of the mind...
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is not to be
taken lightly, Shawn.
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Force of will is the most
powerful weapon on earth.
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No. No, it's not.
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Maybe I do have
some kind of strange power...
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like the X-Men...
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only I have the power
to make people sick.
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Yeah.
It's working on me right now.
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Maybe I'll call myself Sick Boy!
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Sick Boy, possessor of
a strange mutant power...
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can, with a glance
of his sickening eye...
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make otherwise healthy men
bend over the toilet...
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and go, "Huahh!"
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All right, Sick Boy.
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If you can do it, do it to him.
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Piece of cake.
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Hey, Minkus.
Minkus, come here.
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When your mother
cuts your hair...
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tell her to take the oatmeal
out of the bowl.
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Sorry, Shawn,
but I don't have the energy...
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to trade insults today.
I'm not feeling very well.
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- Whoa.
- Chills.
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What can I say? It's a gift.
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Minkus, you were all right
in class this morning.
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When, exactly,
did you start feeling terrible?
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When I heard
Mr. Feeny's in the hospital.
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The hospital? Sounds serious.
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For Mr. Feeny and for you.
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Why me?
Why's it serious for me?
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Karma...
what goes around comes around.
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The hospital?
Whoa, you are good.
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Me? I didn't do this.
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You wished he would get sick.
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I didn't wish for him
to get sick.
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Sure, you did, yesterday,
when we weren't studying.
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Shawn, you said it yourself.
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Just because you want
something to happen...
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doesn't mean
it's going to happen.
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You're scary, Cor.
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I wish you wouldn't
say things like that.
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Just don't look at me, oK?
Don't look at me!
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"Free Bubba, Love, Arnie"?
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"Feel better, Love, Amy."
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oh, that's
what you think you wrote.
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Cory, read this.
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"Fried baloney, Love, Alvin."
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- Just sign it!
- What is it?
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It's a get well card
for Mr. Feeny.
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Here, you sign it, too.
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- I don't think so, Mom.
- Suit yourself.
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I just wanted to get him
out of the hospital faster.
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How's a card going to do that?
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It cheers him up.
Power of positive thinking.
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Wait a minute.
Mom, Mom, Mom.
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You're saying
someone can get better...
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just 'cause
someone wishes they will?
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Yeah.
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Does the opposite
of that work, too?
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Can someone get sick...
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just 'cause
someone says they will?
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Well, that is the principle
behind voodoo curses.
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But you'd have to go to,
like, a voodoo academy...
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to pull off something like that,
wouldn't you?
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I mean, your average
12-year-old on the street...
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couldn't go around making people
drop like flies, could he?
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No reason. No interest.
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My lips are just moving.
Words are coming out.
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CORY: Eric. we've got to taLk.
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All right, I wished real hard
for Feeny to get sick...
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so I wouldn't have to take
this geography test...
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and he got sick.
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- So?
- So, I did this to him.
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I have the gift.
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What gift?
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I can make people sick.
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Now, see,
I've always known that, Cor.
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Why do you think
I sleep with a barf bag?
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Eric, I'm serious.
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Yeah, like you're the one
who made Feeny's appendix blow.
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He has appendicitis?
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Yeah, he's getting
operated on right now.
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An operation. That's bad.
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Remember Fluffy, our cat?
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He died during an operation.
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Cory, Fluffy fell out of a tree.
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They were trying
to sew his head back on.
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It was big odds going in.
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Look, I know I did not cause
Mr. Feeny to get sick...
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but it would make me
feel a heck of a lot better...
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if you would just give me...
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some sort of sign
that he's gonna be all right.
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MISS CHASE: Yesterday we were
absolutely enthralled...
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by the first 1.600
exciting Lines of "Beowulf."
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[SNORING]
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Can anyone recap for us?
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Hrothgar, king of the Danes,
on the island of Zealand...
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has built the mead hall Heorot
for feasting his warriors...
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but they abandon it
because of...
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the murderous ravages
of the monster Grendel.
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Is it just me,
or does anyone else...
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want to absolutely hurl
from boredom?
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Do you have
a problem with "Beowulf"?
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Yeah.
My problem is nobody cares.
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I don't need this.
When am I going to need this?
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No one has ever needed this.
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And let me make myself
even clearer.
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"Beowulf" needed? No!
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And on
a completely side issue...
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who names their baby Hrothgar?
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Are you through?
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No. As a matter of fact,
I'm not.
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I don't think
we need geography, either.
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This is a school.
What we should do here?
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I think we should sit around,
talk about whatever we want...
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and you should make us cupcakes.
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Cory Matthews,
you are so... right.
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Shawn, Shawn, wake up!
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I fixed everything.
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Thank you for stopping me
from wasting my entire life.
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I mean, I would have ended up
just like Mr. Feeny...
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who believes in
geography and mathematics...
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and that other garbage
you'll never need.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
this is a teacher!
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Here. Why don't you pass
these out to everybody?
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When did you bake these?
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Just this second.
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I most heartily object...
250
00:12:14,267 --> 00:12:17,168
to this flagrant desecration
of the temple of knowledge.
251
00:12:17,203 --> 00:12:19,194
Stuff it, nerd boy.
252
00:12:23,943 --> 00:12:27,242
Mr. Matthews,
who's the new teacher?
253
00:12:27,280 --> 00:12:28,611
Karen.
254
00:12:28,648 --> 00:12:29,910
Karen?
255
00:12:29,949 --> 00:12:33,009
Yeah.
We're on a first name basis.
256
00:12:34,287 --> 00:12:35,447
Cozy.
257
00:12:35,488 --> 00:12:37,956
And we're not taking
that geography test, either.
258
00:12:37,991 --> 00:12:40,323
In fact, we've done away
with geography.
259
00:12:40,360 --> 00:12:41,520
No one needs it.
260
00:12:41,561 --> 00:12:44,394
You must think
you've died and gone to heaven.
261
00:12:44,430 --> 00:12:46,591
Yep. No offense,
but you could learn...
262
00:12:46,633 --> 00:12:49,864
a lot about teaching
from Karen.
263
00:12:49,902 --> 00:12:52,632
Well, I guess I've been an ogre
all these years, hmm?
264
00:12:52,672 --> 00:12:53,832
What was I thinking?
265
00:12:53,873 --> 00:12:55,306
Nobody knows.
266
00:12:55,341 --> 00:12:57,241
But all that stress
you put on us...
267
00:12:57,277 --> 00:12:59,609
probably just bounced back
and made you sick.
268
00:12:59,646 --> 00:13:05,050
Karma... what goes around
goes around and around.
269
00:13:09,422 --> 00:13:10,980
You need to lighten up.
270
00:13:11,024 --> 00:13:13,549
Well, thank you for the advice,
Mr. Matthews.
271
00:13:13,593 --> 00:13:16,027
Uh... like this?
272
00:13:19,932 --> 00:13:21,627
Cut it out, Cory.
273
00:13:21,668 --> 00:13:23,966
That wasn't me.
That was Mr. Feeny.
274
00:13:24,003 --> 00:13:28,064
Mr. Feeny?
Talk about a sick joke.
275
00:13:28,107 --> 00:13:30,667
What do you mean?
He's standing right here.
276
00:13:30,710 --> 00:13:33,611
Oh, nurse!
277
00:13:33,646 --> 00:13:35,511
He can't see me, Mr. Matthews.
278
00:13:35,548 --> 00:13:36,913
Why not?
279
00:13:36,949 --> 00:13:39,577
Because he's not the one
responsible.
280
00:13:39,619 --> 00:13:41,519
Responsible for What?
281
00:13:41,554 --> 00:13:43,021
For killing me.
282
00:13:43,056 --> 00:13:44,717
I died in the hospital.
283
00:13:44,757 --> 00:13:45,917
What?
284
00:13:45,958 --> 00:13:47,585
I'm dead, Mr. Matthews...
285
00:13:47,627 --> 00:13:49,891
thanks to you.
286
00:13:51,531 --> 00:13:54,694
Don't die, Mr. Feeny!
I didn't mean to kill you!
287
00:13:54,734 --> 00:13:56,497
Oh, man.
288
00:13:56,536 --> 00:13:59,369
Eric, I just dreamed
I killed Mr. Feeny...
289
00:13:59,405 --> 00:14:00,872
and he came back to haunt me.
290
00:14:00,907 --> 00:14:03,671
It Was terrible. Eric?
291
00:14:03,710 --> 00:14:04,904
Aah!
292
00:14:06,979 --> 00:14:09,311
What are you doing here?
293
00:14:09,349 --> 00:14:12,682
I'm memorizing the dictionary,
Mr. Matthews.
294
00:14:12,719 --> 00:14:16,155
Mr. Feeny, I just woke up.
You can't be here anymore.
295
00:14:16,189 --> 00:14:19,625
I can be anywhere I want.
I'm dead.
296
00:14:21,594 --> 00:14:24,119
You're not dead.
You can't be dead.
297
00:14:24,163 --> 00:14:26,393
I only wanted you
to have the sniffles.
298
00:14:26,432 --> 00:14:28,957
It started With the sniffles.
299
00:14:29,001 --> 00:14:30,832
[SNIFFS]
300
00:14:45,752 --> 00:14:48,186
Cor, you look terrible.
301
00:14:48,221 --> 00:14:49,711
Coffee?
302
00:14:52,492 --> 00:14:55,620
What are you doing with coffee?
303
00:14:55,661 --> 00:14:59,791
I always drink coffee
after I kill a man.
304
00:14:59,832 --> 00:15:03,427
Mr. Feeny's in the hospital
because of a bad appendix.
305
00:15:03,469 --> 00:15:06,131
No matter what you wished,
you had nothing to do with it.
306
00:15:06,172 --> 00:15:08,538
But how come I can't get him
out of my mind?
307
00:15:08,574 --> 00:15:10,166
Why am I seeing him everywhere?
308
00:15:10,209 --> 00:15:11,676
Because you feel guilty.
309
00:15:11,711 --> 00:15:13,906
Because I wished he'd get sick.
310
00:15:13,946 --> 00:15:15,345
Yeah, why'd you do that?
311
00:15:15,381 --> 00:15:18,214
So I wouldn't have to take
his stupid geography test...
312
00:15:18,251 --> 00:15:19,718
about stuff I'd never need.
313
00:15:19,752 --> 00:15:21,720
Yeah, I know how you feel.
314
00:15:21,754 --> 00:15:25,212
I had a teacher
in fourth grade... Miss Perch.
315
00:15:25,258 --> 00:15:27,886
Now, the name Perch implies
that she was...
316
00:15:27,927 --> 00:15:31,328
a lot better-looking
than she actually was.
317
00:15:31,364 --> 00:15:34,299
And this relates to me how?
318
00:15:34,333 --> 00:15:36,733
You know why I'm the manager
down at the supermarket?
319
00:15:36,769 --> 00:15:38,703
Because when I started out
as a box boy...
320
00:15:38,738 --> 00:15:41,400
I could add long columns
of numbers in my head...
321
00:15:41,441 --> 00:15:44,342
faster than the cashiers
could at the machines.
322
00:15:44,377 --> 00:15:46,368
I always told everyone
it was a natural gift...
323
00:15:46,412 --> 00:15:49,540
but the fact is, I knew
it was a gift from Miss Perch.
324
00:15:49,582 --> 00:15:51,743
So, why did you feel guilty?
325
00:15:51,784 --> 00:15:55,151
Well, when she was trying
to teach me math...
326
00:15:55,188 --> 00:15:56,678
I Was the kid
in the back of the room...
327
00:15:56,722 --> 00:16:02,752
always going,
"I'm never gonna need this."
328
00:16:02,795 --> 00:16:05,696
By the time I figured out
why I needed it...
329
00:16:05,731 --> 00:16:08,165
it was too late to say
thank you.
330
00:16:08,201 --> 00:16:11,329
So you're saying
Feeny's teaching us stuff now...
331
00:16:11,370 --> 00:16:13,201
that we're gonna need
when we're older.
332
00:16:13,239 --> 00:16:16,697
And instead of saying thank you,
I wished for him to get sick.
333
00:16:16,742 --> 00:16:18,505
Is that why
I'm having nightmares?
334
00:16:18,544 --> 00:16:21,980
Your nightmares are just
a manifestation of your guilt.
335
00:16:22,014 --> 00:16:24,574
You created them.
You can control them.
336
00:16:28,888 --> 00:16:31,379
MR. FEENY: What's for
breakfast. Mr. Matthews?
337
00:16:32,425 --> 00:16:34,256
Down here.
338
00:16:34,293 --> 00:16:36,659
How you doing?
339
00:16:36,696 --> 00:16:38,596
You don't scare me anymore,
Mr. Feeny.
340
00:16:38,631 --> 00:16:40,098
You're not real.
341
00:16:40,132 --> 00:16:42,930
You're just
a manifestation of my guilt.
342
00:16:42,969 --> 00:16:45,164
Ooh. "Manifestation."
343
00:16:45,204 --> 00:16:48,901
Big word for someone
who can barely spell "cat."
344
00:16:48,941 --> 00:16:52,274
I created him.
I can make him go away.
345
00:16:55,481 --> 00:16:56,675
Whew.
346
00:17:00,253 --> 00:17:03,188
[LAUGHING]
347
00:17:25,411 --> 00:17:27,106
[KNOCK KNOCK]
348
00:17:27,146 --> 00:17:29,273
Knock knock.
349
00:17:29,315 --> 00:17:31,715
Mr. Matthews.
350
00:17:31,751 --> 00:17:33,878
What a surprise.
351
00:17:33,920 --> 00:17:35,547
Where are your parents?
352
00:17:35,588 --> 00:17:38,489
They didn't bring me.
I took the bus.
353
00:17:38,524 --> 00:17:42,324
Actually,
they don't even know I'm here.
354
00:17:42,361 --> 00:17:45,330
I brought you a germanium.
355
00:17:46,365 --> 00:17:48,128
Geranium.
356
00:17:48,167 --> 00:17:50,158
Didn't I say germanium?
357
00:17:50,202 --> 00:17:51,669
Yes, you did.
358
00:17:51,704 --> 00:17:55,140
In fact, germanium
is a chemical element.
359
00:17:55,174 --> 00:17:58,507
Atomic weight... 72.59.
360
00:17:58,544 --> 00:18:00,944
It's used as a semiconductor.
361
00:18:00,980 --> 00:18:04,711
Your brain must weigh so much.
362
00:18:04,750 --> 00:18:08,083
A geranium is a lovely plant.
363
00:18:09,388 --> 00:18:13,552
In California, they can grow
to the size of a bush.
364
00:18:15,294 --> 00:18:19,424
So... this is a hospital, huh?
365
00:18:19,465 --> 00:18:22,434
Oh. Is this your grandson?
366
00:18:22,468 --> 00:18:24,265
- No.
- No way.
367
00:18:24,303 --> 00:18:25,861
- Not at all.
- What he said.
368
00:18:25,905 --> 00:18:28,373
This is one of my students
Cory Matthews.
369
00:18:28,407 --> 00:18:30,534
Cory, this is Nurse Jill.
370
00:18:30,576 --> 00:18:32,635
Well, it's nice to see
one of your students...
371
00:18:32,678 --> 00:18:34,373
came to visit you, George.
372
00:18:34,413 --> 00:18:36,779
She calls you
by your first name?
373
00:18:36,816 --> 00:18:39,046
Don't blow it for me,
you little weasel.
374
00:18:39,085 --> 00:18:40,575
[LAUGHS]
375
00:18:40,620 --> 00:18:43,748
I stashed two bottles of
that pineapple juice you like...
376
00:18:43,789 --> 00:18:46,349
in case you and your nongrandson
want to have one.
377
00:18:46,392 --> 00:18:47,825
I am eternally grateful.
378
00:18:47,860 --> 00:18:50,829
Cory, you stay
as long as you like.
379
00:18:50,863 --> 00:18:53,832
And if a big dragon in a hat
that says "Head Nurse"...
380
00:18:53,866 --> 00:18:55,333
tries to kick you out...
381
00:18:55,368 --> 00:18:58,337
you tell her
you're a friend of Jill's, oK?
382
00:18:58,371 --> 00:18:59,838
OK.
383
00:18:59,872 --> 00:19:01,965
See you later, George.
384
00:19:02,008 --> 00:19:04,602
She seems nice.
385
00:19:04,644 --> 00:19:07,408
Yes, indeed. Very nice.
386
00:19:09,015 --> 00:19:13,418
Did we just have,
like, a guy moment?
387
00:19:13,452 --> 00:19:16,012
Yes, I suppose we did.
388
00:19:16,055 --> 00:19:19,024
Why are you here, Mr. Matthews?
389
00:19:19,058 --> 00:19:21,993
I mean, a hospital
is a very scary place.
390
00:19:22,028 --> 00:19:25,759
I guess I wanted to see
with my own eyes that you're oK.
391
00:19:25,798 --> 00:19:27,925
Thank you
for your good thoughts.
392
00:19:27,967 --> 00:19:29,161
And that you're not dead.
393
00:19:29,201 --> 00:19:31,669
Oh, I can't die, Mr. Matthews.
394
00:19:31,704 --> 00:19:34,195
I have too much Work
left undone...
395
00:19:34,240 --> 00:19:37,073
too many students left untaught.
396
00:19:37,109 --> 00:19:40,169
- Like me?
- Especially you.
397
00:19:40,212 --> 00:19:44,774
In a strange way,
you've kept me alive.
398
00:19:44,817 --> 00:19:46,114
I'm glad.
399
00:19:46,152 --> 00:19:48,382
Because there
still might be some stuff...
400
00:19:48,421 --> 00:19:51,117
you're going to teach me
that I'm gonna need someday.
401
00:19:51,157 --> 00:19:52,317
Like What?
402
00:19:52,358 --> 00:19:53,848
Like, say
I'm walking down the street...
403
00:19:53,893 --> 00:19:55,952
and some guy
comes up to me and says...
404
00:19:55,995 --> 00:19:58,259
"What's the atomic weight
of geranium?"
405
00:19:58,297 --> 00:19:59,787
Thanks to you,
I'll be able to say...
406
00:19:59,832 --> 00:20:01,493
"That's a plant, you idiot."
407
00:20:01,534 --> 00:20:03,263
[LAUGHS]
408
00:20:03,302 --> 00:20:06,567
Dragon alert. Lay low.
409
00:20:06,605 --> 00:20:09,369
Maybe I'd better go so I don't
get Nurse Jill in trouble.
410
00:20:09,408 --> 00:20:11,876
Thank you very much for coming,
Mr. Matthews.
411
00:20:11,911 --> 00:20:14,243
You've made me feel much better.
412
00:20:14,280 --> 00:20:16,271
I feel better, too.
413
00:20:19,952 --> 00:20:21,283
Mr. Feeny...
414
00:20:22,655 --> 00:20:23,849
Thank you.
415
00:20:23,889 --> 00:20:25,481
For What?
416
00:20:25,524 --> 00:20:28,118
I don't know yet.
417
00:20:43,909 --> 00:20:46,639
Hey, Cor, what are you doing?
418
00:20:46,679 --> 00:20:49,876
I'm trying to fix
Mr. Feeny's dumb duck.
419
00:20:49,915 --> 00:20:52,008
He's coming home tomorrow.
420
00:20:52,051 --> 00:20:54,849
That's nice. Looks like
it could use some bracing.
421
00:20:54,887 --> 00:20:57,879
Bracing, right.
Can I borrow your tools?
422
00:20:57,923 --> 00:20:59,117
Sure.
423
00:21:03,262 --> 00:21:05,696
Good morning, Mr. Matthews.
424
00:21:05,731 --> 00:21:07,892
Mr. Feeny, you're home early.
425
00:21:07,933 --> 00:21:11,733
Well, I got most
of my strength back.
426
00:21:11,771 --> 00:21:15,263
Besides, they replaced
Nurse Jill with Nurse Larry.
427
00:21:17,710 --> 00:21:19,701
I figured it was time to leave.
428
00:21:21,447 --> 00:21:23,915
I'm trying to fix your duck.
429
00:21:23,949 --> 00:21:25,746
Yes, so I see. Thank you.
430
00:21:25,785 --> 00:21:30,415
Why don't you take a break
and help me plant this?
431
00:21:30,456 --> 00:21:33,584
You're putting my puny plant
in the ground?
432
00:21:33,626 --> 00:21:37,221
Your plant, though immature
and undeveloped...
433
00:21:37,263 --> 00:21:43,429
has within it the potential
to grow and flower...
434
00:21:43,469 --> 00:21:45,664
with the help
of a proper gardener.
435
00:21:45,704 --> 00:21:47,296
You think so?
436
00:21:47,339 --> 00:21:52,333
Oh, yes, as long as no one
wishes it ill.
437
00:22:06,959 --> 00:22:09,792
IfWe think it can happen,
it Will happen.
438
00:22:09,829 --> 00:22:12,263
You're saying we can light
that light bulb...
439
00:22:12,298 --> 00:22:13,788
without any electricity?
440
00:22:13,833 --> 00:22:16,893
The greatest power company
of all is the human mind.
441
00:22:16,936 --> 00:22:20,099
Apparently
Shawn didn't pay his bill.
442
00:22:20,139 --> 00:22:22,107
Those are cute last Words.
443
00:22:22,141 --> 00:22:23,472
Shh.
444
00:22:23,509 --> 00:22:27,172
Let's focus our psychic energies
on lighting the bulb.
445
00:22:27,213 --> 00:22:29,044
There's no place like home.
446
00:22:29,081 --> 00:22:31,049
There's no place like home.
447
00:22:31,083 --> 00:22:32,277
Quiet.
448
00:22:34,720 --> 00:22:37,712
None of the electricity
made it to the bulb, Topanga.
449
00:22:37,756 --> 00:22:39,621
It all got stuck in your hair.
450
00:22:39,658 --> 00:22:41,455
There's your problem.
451
00:22:41,493 --> 00:22:43,961
No one here
is taking this seriously.
452
00:22:43,996 --> 00:22:46,624
They don't care about
your experiment, Topanga.
453
00:22:46,665 --> 00:22:48,132
The only way to demonstrate...
454
00:22:48,167 --> 00:22:50,032
the power of
their selfish minds...
455
00:22:50,069 --> 00:22:51,730
is to have them
concentrate on something...
456
00:22:51,770 --> 00:22:53,465
they really want to see happen.
457
00:23:00,613 --> 00:23:02,240
BOTH: Cool!
458
00:23:02,281 --> 00:23:05,739
What?
The bulb didn't light????????????????????????????????????????????????
459
00:23:05,789 --> 00:23:10,339
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