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I have graded your book reports
from last Friday...
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and after I pass them out,
we'll discuss them.
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Ah, Mr. Matthews.
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Shall I express
my usual disappointment...
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or just ask you
to guide my sleigh tonight?
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Uh, wrong holiday, Mr. Feeny.
See, Halloween's coming up...
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and I was just test driving
my clown nose.
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Then I insist
you stay in the driver's seat.
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Put the nose back on...
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for the rest of the morning.
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Mr. Minkus,
excellent work as usual.
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I particularly enjoyed
your haiku...
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on Captain Ahab's obsession
with the great white whale.
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"The calm blue ocean.
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"Sun lights up
the monster's eye.
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He sees me... whale food."
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It works on so many levels.
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- Brown-noser.
- Troglodyte.
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Mr. Lewis, very good work.
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Mr. Matthews,
not one of your better efforts.
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Mr. Hunter.
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Hey, this isn't fair.
Rick and I both got Cs.
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How come you tell him
he did good work...
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and you tell me it wasn't
one of my better efforts?
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Would Bozo
please come to the center ring?
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Mr. Lewis worked very hard
to get his C...
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and I respect him for that.
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You, on the other hand,
waste your efforts...
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on being the class clown.
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How come you always pick on me,
Mr. Feeny?
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How come you never pick on
Minkus?
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Have you taken a blow
to the head, Mr. Matthews?
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Stuart Minkus
gets nothing but As.
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If there was a letter
before "A," he would get that.
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I guess that's why
he gets away with so much.
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And just what
does he get away with?
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Well, how come
when I make paper airplanes...
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I get detention,
and he doesn't?
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I Withdraw the question.
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[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]
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You waited for me?
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Am I not your best friend?
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You had detention, too,
didn't you?
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Oh, yeah. Mrs. Engles nailed me.
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How'd you get detention in art?
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Well, that's what makes me
one of the greats.
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Hey.
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Check this out,
answers to a test.
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Shawn.
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We can't be looking
at test answers.
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That's major cheating,
detention for life.
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No, these aren't
for a real test.
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They're for that stupid lQ exam
we're taking tomorrow.
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Wait a minute.
Let me take a look at this.
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Wow.
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The person who knows these
answers gets a perfect score.
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On a test that doesn't even
count for a grade.
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- Why bother?
- Are you kidding?
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This is my one ticket
to get Feeny off my back.
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If Feeny thinks I'm a genius...
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he'll treat me just as good
as he treats Minkus.
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Hey, Cory,
do yourself a favor.
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Crumple the paper up,
throw it away in the trash.
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Don't complicate your life.
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You know,
that makes a lot of sense...
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and if I was a smarter person,
I'd probably listen to you...
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except I'm not
a smarter person...
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But tomorrow,
I'm going to be a genius.
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I have in my hands the results
of Tuesday's lQ test...
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and one person here
deserves special mention.
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This person achieved...
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not only the highest score
in the class...
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not only the highest score
in the school...
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but a score so high as to
give rise to the question...
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"ls there, in fact, a ceiling
on human intelligence?"
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Please, Mr. Feeny,
you're embarrassing me.
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Mr. Minkus, you came in second.
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- Second?
- Uh-huh.
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As in the context of not first?
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Someone scored higher
than I did on the lQ test?
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Blew you out
of the academic water.
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Someone sitting
in this very classroom...
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is a junior Kierkegaard.
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- A what?
- A great mind, Mr. Matthews...
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just like yours.
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I have clearly underrated you,
and I bow to your genius.
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Come on.
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Bravo.
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It's no big thing, Mr. Feeny.
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On the contrary, Mr. Matthews,
it is a big thing.
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It is a very big thing.
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Uh-oh.
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We'll buy your Halloween
costume tomorrow, oK?
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Shelly Figus' mom...
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is buying Shelly Figus
her costume today.
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Well, Shelly Figus must have
a better mom than you do.
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Here's your chance
to try a little harder.
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Hi, mom. Hi, weasel.
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Eric, can you stay with Morgan
for an hour...
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while I show a house?
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Sure. You want to learn
how to be a big girl?
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Yeah.
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Because big girls know
how to take out the garbage...
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so their brothers don't have to.
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Really? You'd teach me
how to take out the garbage?
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- Yep.
- What am I, an idiot?
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I want my Halloween costume.
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It's no big deal, mom.
I'll help her pick one out.
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Oh, would you?
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Yeah. If you could just
drop us off at the store...
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I'll have dad pick us up
on his way home from work.
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Is that oK with you?
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I love Eric.
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Ready?
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Hop on, Weez.
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Oh, hi.
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Can't talk, mom,
lot of homework. Got to go.
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Yeah. What he said.
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- Something terrible?
- oh, yeah.
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Absolutely.
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Feeny knows.
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Somehow he knows,
and he's going to get me.
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You're wrong.
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You think he's just sending
a thank you note to my parents?
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"Thank you for bringing up
your son. He's a genius.
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He's smarter than
Captain Kirkaguard."
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What are you doing?
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That's a sealed envelope
addressed to my parents.
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Now they're going to know
I opened it.
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Corey, do your parents
ever write letters to anyone?
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Yeah.
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And when they do,
what do they put the letters in?
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Envelopes.
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Just like this one.
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So we could read the note.
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And seal it back up
in a new white envelope.
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Ha! I love howWe think.
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What's it say?
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Uh-oh.
He's bringing in the S.E.A.
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- What?
- The State Education Authority.
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They have special field agents
who handle intelligence fraud.
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I'm cooked! I'm cooked, Sean!
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For the first time in my life,
I'm in real trouble.
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Not if I'm making all this up.
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- Are you?
- No.
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I'm cooked!
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Relax.
of course I'm making it up.
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He just wants to talk
to your parents.
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What if he tells them
he doesn't think I'm a genius?
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Who cares if Feeny
doesn't think you're brilliant?
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As long as the test says so.
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But I'm not,
and my parents know I'm not.
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Then you'll have to make them
think you are.
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- How do I do that?
- Get with the program, Cory.
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It's Halloween, and this year
you're going as a genius.
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[CAR ARRIVES]
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[CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYS]
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[APPLAUSE]
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Well, Cory Matthews...
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is that classical music
you're listening to?
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Oh, that was just a commercial
during the baseball game.
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- Oh, selling cellos, were they?
- Yeah, I guess so.
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Come on, maestro, we saw you
conducting that symphony...
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with your Phillies finger.
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It wasn't a symphony, dad.
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It was just Beethoven's
Piano Concerto in "E" Flat.
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Cory, we just came from school,
talking to Mr. Feeny.
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We know about the lQ test.
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- You do?
- We do.
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So, what do you know?
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Well, we know
that you scored very high.
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The highest in the history
of the school district.
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I don't want to be treated
any differently.
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I Wouldn't think of it.
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Cory, your father and I
are having a little trouble...
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understanding why your
lQ test scores are up here...
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and your report cards
are, well, down here.
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You know, I've been giving that
some thought, too, mom.
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I've decided that
what you're seeing...
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is the flaw
in our public education system.
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Yeah, I'm seeing the flaw.
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Because the way I see it...
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I didn't fail the system,
the system failed me.
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That's the way you see it?
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What other explanation
could there be, dad?
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- Mommy!
- Up here, angel face.
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I don't know, Cor...
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It's just seems that after
15 years of being a mother...
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I'd like to think
I know my own children.
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I'm a zombie.
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Is my little sister hideous
or what?
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- Hi, Eric.
- Very gruesome.
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Blackout teeth?
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Ooh. That's my little girl.
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There were no
Cinderella costumes?
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Hundreds of them.
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And you had to choose
axe in the head here?
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It Was the last one.
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Ooh, nice hanging eyeball.
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I wanted Morgan
to choose her own costume.
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She did choose it, mom.
She wanted to be a zombie.
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Eric, 24 hours ago, she didn't
know what a zombie was.
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The undead are cool.
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Shawn, this whole thing
is getting out of hand.
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Relax. Everybody thinks
you're brilliant.
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You should enjoy it.
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When it was just Feeny,
I could enjoy it.
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But now my parents are involved,
and I don't like lying to them.
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- You don't?
- No.
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'Cause it gives me
a little rush.
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Besides, you didn't tell them
you were a genius, Feeny did.
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And I didn't tell Feeny
I'm a genius.
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The test did. And you didn't
ask to take the test.
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They gave it to me.
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And you wouldn't have
even seen the answers...
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- if they didn't give us...
- Detention.
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We're innocent victims.
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Nothing we do
is actually our fault.
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It's good to be kids.
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- I don't get it.
- What?
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If you're smarter than I am...
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how come you're always
trying to copy from my paper?
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- Uh...
- He's not copying, Minkus.
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He's just glancing over
to admire...
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the work of a fellow genius.
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- You are?
- He is.
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I am.
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Oh, well, that's oK.
In fact, from now on...
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I'll kind of tip
my test papers up...
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so you can admire the answers
even easier.
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- Would you do that?
- No.
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Genius envy.
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[BELL RINGS]
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Class, this is Miss Chin.
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She'll be with you
for the first half hour...
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while I have a word
with Mr. Matthews.
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Tell my mom
I went out like a man.
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Mr. Matthews,
I brought you down here...
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in case there was anything
you cared to say to me.
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Uh, about what, Mr. Feeny?
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Oh, I don't know.
Sports, the weather...
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the inevitable ramifications
of deception.
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- I choose sports.
- Too bad.
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How come?
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Your new school
doesn't have any.
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You know, for a minute there...
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00:13:22,869 --> 00:13:26,430
I thought you said new school.
Ha ha ha!
248
00:13:27,573 --> 00:13:30,167
I did.
249
00:13:30,209 --> 00:13:31,767
One that offers
an entire curriculum...
250
00:13:31,811 --> 00:13:34,177
geared toward students
like yourself.
251
00:13:34,213 --> 00:13:35,680
No mindless distractions...
252
00:13:35,715 --> 00:13:39,207
such as baseball, football,
basketball.
253
00:13:39,252 --> 00:13:42,415
Wait a minute.
What do they do for fun?
254
00:13:42,455 --> 00:13:43,649
They study.
255
00:13:43,690 --> 00:13:47,649
- What do they do for exercise?
- They study till they sweat.
256
00:13:48,995 --> 00:13:51,225
No sports teams at all?
257
00:13:51,264 --> 00:13:54,392
Well, they have
a highly spirited chess team.
258
00:13:54,434 --> 00:13:57,301
Chess?
259
00:13:57,337 --> 00:13:59,805
You know, Mr. Feeny,
I'm thinking...
260
00:13:59,839 --> 00:14:01,739
as fun as that sounds...
261
00:14:01,774 --> 00:14:03,366
I feel like the smart kids
at that school...
262
00:14:03,409 --> 00:14:04,535
don't really need me.
263
00:14:04,577 --> 00:14:06,568
You and my friends here need me.
264
00:14:06,612 --> 00:14:08,671
Oh, but
we'd be holding you back.
265
00:14:08,715 --> 00:14:11,684
No. You wouldn't. Um, I could
help you teach a class.
266
00:14:11,718 --> 00:14:13,686
You and I, we'd be like a team.
267
00:14:13,720 --> 00:14:15,688
Two men with I.Q.s
working together...
268
00:14:15,722 --> 00:14:18,282
for the good
of all these deserving kids.
269
00:14:18,324 --> 00:14:22,784
No, I think we'll just have
to muddle through without you.
270
00:14:22,829 --> 00:14:25,730
The school district
is committed...
271
00:14:25,765 --> 00:14:28,598
to giving gifted children
everything they deserve...
272
00:14:28,634 --> 00:14:32,866
and I think you deserve
everything you're going to get.
273
00:14:32,905 --> 00:14:34,964
I don't really think
I deserve anything.
274
00:14:35,007 --> 00:14:36,634
Oh, but according to the test,
you do.
275
00:14:36,676 --> 00:14:38,906
Mr. Feeny,
I'm smart enough to know...
276
00:14:38,945 --> 00:14:40,913
you don't really think
I'm a genius.
277
00:14:40,947 --> 00:14:43,677
Mr. Matthews, it no longer
matters what I think.
278
00:14:43,716 --> 00:14:46,412
What matters is
you're no longer in my class.
279
00:14:50,656 --> 00:14:54,057
Don't you love Halloween?
No one is what they seem to be.
280
00:15:00,066 --> 00:15:03,797
OK, I'm here.
What's the big emergency?
281
00:15:05,805 --> 00:15:08,399
Hey! What are you
trying to do, kill me?
282
00:15:08,441 --> 00:15:10,602
Kill you?
I'll tell you about killed.
283
00:15:10,643 --> 00:15:13,510
- How about what you did to me?
- What'd I do?
284
00:15:13,546 --> 00:15:15,514
Where are you spending
your next recess?
285
00:15:15,548 --> 00:15:17,345
Playground, shooting hoops,
playing ball?
286
00:15:17,383 --> 00:15:18,611
So?
287
00:15:18,651 --> 00:15:19,618
So let me tell you
what I'm doing.
288
00:15:19,652 --> 00:15:23,144
I'm searching for Bobby Fischer!
289
00:15:24,290 --> 00:15:26,121
What are you talking about?
290
00:15:26,159 --> 00:15:28,127
Geniuses go to a special school.
291
00:15:28,161 --> 00:15:30,629
Did you know that?
You killed me.
292
00:15:30,663 --> 00:15:32,631
I'm going to be in a class
full of Minkuses.
293
00:15:32,665 --> 00:15:34,530
Wait a minute.
What am I talking about?
294
00:15:34,567 --> 00:15:37,536
These kids make Minkus
look like Fabio.
295
00:15:37,570 --> 00:15:39,765
Wait a minute. They're
putting you in another school?
296
00:15:39,806 --> 00:15:42,832
Yes. The lady is going
to be here in a half an hour...
297
00:15:42,875 --> 00:15:44,570
and they're going to give me
another genius test...
298
00:15:44,610 --> 00:15:46,168
and then
they're going to take me away.
299
00:15:46,212 --> 00:15:47,839
So I just called you up
to say good-bye.
300
00:15:47,880 --> 00:15:50,474
Or as geniuses say,
good-bye in Latin.
301
00:15:50,516 --> 00:15:54,282
- Hey, idiot.
- What?
302
00:15:54,320 --> 00:15:56,686
- Are you a genius?
- No.
303
00:15:56,722 --> 00:15:58,519
Do you have the answers
to this test?
304
00:15:58,558 --> 00:15:59,718
No.
305
00:15:59,759 --> 00:16:01,659
You kind of see
where I'm going with this?
306
00:16:01,694 --> 00:16:03,753
You want me to throw the test?
307
00:16:03,796 --> 00:16:06,264
Oh, no, no.
I want you to take the test...
308
00:16:06,299 --> 00:16:07,630
to the best of your ability.
309
00:16:07,667 --> 00:16:08,964
And no guessing.
310
00:16:09,001 --> 00:16:11,834
I wouldn't want you
to stumble onto a right answer.
311
00:16:20,746 --> 00:16:24,079
So, Mrs. Matthews,
you're a housewife?
312
00:16:24,116 --> 00:16:25,583
Uh, Amy's a homemaker.
313
00:16:25,618 --> 00:16:28,086
She wrangles three kids,
runs this house...
314
00:16:28,120 --> 00:16:30,987
and still manages to sell
real estate quite successfully.
315
00:16:31,023 --> 00:16:35,221
And I understand
you work in a grocery store.
316
00:16:35,261 --> 00:16:36,626
Well, Alan is the manager...
317
00:16:36,662 --> 00:16:38,926
of the largest supermarket
in this whole area.
318
00:16:38,965 --> 00:16:45,336
Ah. Tradesmen are so important
and yet so little respected.
319
00:16:46,706 --> 00:16:50,267
Mommy? Can I have cookies?
320
00:16:50,309 --> 00:16:52,038
No, honey.
It's too close to dinner.
321
00:16:52,078 --> 00:16:55,241
You realize, don't you,
that her clothes don't match?
322
00:16:55,281 --> 00:16:57,078
We let her pick out
her own clothes.
323
00:16:57,116 --> 00:17:00,210
We feel it encourages
Morgan's creativity.
324
00:17:00,253 --> 00:17:02,721
Indeed.
Well, if yours are the genes...
325
00:17:02,755 --> 00:17:05,417
that have produced
our darling Cory...
326
00:17:05,458 --> 00:17:07,153
then perhaps
you've done it again...
327
00:17:07,193 --> 00:17:08,660
with young Morgan here.
328
00:17:08,694 --> 00:17:11,857
Shall we try
a word-association problem?
329
00:17:11,898 --> 00:17:15,299
- OK.
- Maple is to elm...
330
00:17:15,334 --> 00:17:18,030
as daisy is to...
331
00:17:18,070 --> 00:17:19,628
Booger?
332
00:17:22,808 --> 00:17:24,332
You may go.
333
00:17:25,678 --> 00:17:27,145
Change your clothes.
334
00:17:27,179 --> 00:17:31,138
Genetics is so hit or miss.
335
00:17:31,183 --> 00:17:32,844
All done.
336
00:17:32,885 --> 00:17:34,944
Why, Cory, most students need...
337
00:17:34,987 --> 00:17:37,080
at least a full hour
for this test.
338
00:17:37,123 --> 00:17:39,421
I'll just get out
the answer template.
339
00:17:39,458 --> 00:17:41,483
And that should confirm...
340
00:17:41,527 --> 00:17:43,552
What we already know.
341
00:17:44,931 --> 00:17:46,865
Hmm...
342
00:17:46,899 --> 00:17:50,027
- Hmm...
- Hmm...
343
00:17:51,137 --> 00:17:55,039
Well, Cory, if I'm to believe
the results of this test...
344
00:17:55,074 --> 00:17:56,439
then your I.Q. would be...
345
00:17:56,475 --> 00:18:00,309
about that
of an average sixth grader.
346
00:18:00,346 --> 00:18:05,409
Yup, that's me. The lights
are on, but nobody's home.
347
00:18:05,451 --> 00:18:09,285
Did you really think
you'd get away with it, Cory?
348
00:18:09,322 --> 00:18:12,382
No, I guess I knew I'd be
caught from the beginning.
349
00:18:12,425 --> 00:18:14,154
I guess we knew that, too.
350
00:18:14,193 --> 00:18:16,286
- Cory cheated.
- I'm not a genius.
351
00:18:16,329 --> 00:18:18,729
You'd like us to believe that,
wouldn't you, Cory?
352
00:18:18,764 --> 00:18:20,288
- Huh?
- Huh?
353
00:18:20,333 --> 00:18:24,667
Your son is manifesting typical
behavior for a young genius.
354
00:18:24,704 --> 00:18:28,037
But I'm not smart.
Look at your answer sheet.
355
00:18:28,074 --> 00:18:30,201
It says I'm a moron.
I know it does.
356
00:18:30,242 --> 00:18:31,971
He doesn't want
to leave his old school...
357
00:18:32,011 --> 00:18:33,137
and all his friends.
358
00:18:33,179 --> 00:18:35,704
That is why you cheated
on this test, isn't it, Cory?
359
00:18:35,748 --> 00:18:38,114
Yes. Well, no, but...
360
00:18:38,150 --> 00:18:41,779
Look, when I said I cheated,
I didn't mean this test.
361
00:18:41,821 --> 00:18:43,083
I meant the first test...
362
00:18:43,122 --> 00:18:45,716
the one Feeny gave us
that said I was a genius.
363
00:18:45,758 --> 00:18:48,226
- Cory...
- No. Please. Don't talk.
364
00:18:48,260 --> 00:18:50,228
Every time you talk,
you make me sound smart.
365
00:18:51,330 --> 00:18:53,798
Look, mom, dad...
366
00:18:53,833 --> 00:18:56,859
I found the answers to
Feeny's test and memorized them.
367
00:18:56,902 --> 00:18:58,301
I'm not a genius.
368
00:18:58,337 --> 00:19:00,703
We kind of figured that.
369
00:19:00,740 --> 00:19:02,230
You did?
370
00:19:02,274 --> 00:19:06,233
Yeah, but we're glad you
finally decided to come clean.
371
00:19:06,278 --> 00:19:10,112
You'll excuse me, but there are
actual prodigies out there...
372
00:19:10,149 --> 00:19:11,980
who deserve
my attention and respect.
373
00:19:12,018 --> 00:19:14,987
I can't waste my time
with normal people like you.
374
00:19:15,021 --> 00:19:17,489
Well, you'll excuse me,
but normal people like us...
375
00:19:17,523 --> 00:19:20,583
have raised our children
to be normal kids.
376
00:19:20,626 --> 00:19:21,991
I'm sorry if they don't fit...
377
00:19:22,028 --> 00:19:24,929
some arbitrary
intellectual standard of yours.
378
00:19:24,964 --> 00:19:26,090
But we're not sorry...
379
00:19:26,132 --> 00:19:28,396
that they're well brought up
and completely normal.
380
00:19:28,434 --> 00:19:33,428
Aah!
381
00:19:33,472 --> 00:19:35,599
Is this better?
382
00:19:35,641 --> 00:19:38,610
She's a zombie.
You got a problem with that?
383
00:19:39,879 --> 00:19:42,370
You must be so proud.
384
00:19:44,550 --> 00:19:49,078
Hmm. You guys knew I wasn't
a genius all along, didn't you?
385
00:19:49,121 --> 00:19:51,351
Yeah, I guess we did.
386
00:19:51,390 --> 00:19:53,221
How come
you went along with me?
387
00:19:53,259 --> 00:19:56,228
Well, Cory, we would never
accuse you of cheating.
388
00:19:56,262 --> 00:19:58,628
We had no proof that you did.
389
00:19:58,664 --> 00:19:59,892
We just hoped
you were smart enough...
390
00:19:59,932 --> 00:20:02,457
to tell us the truth eventually.
391
00:20:02,501 --> 00:20:03,900
I wasn't even smart enough
to do that...
392
00:20:03,936 --> 00:20:05,995
until
I was backed into a corner.
393
00:20:06,038 --> 00:20:07,972
I guess I blew it, huh?
394
00:20:08,007 --> 00:20:09,702
- Yep.
- Grounded?
395
00:20:09,742 --> 00:20:11,573
Yep. Two weeks.
396
00:20:11,610 --> 00:20:13,202
I'll be in my room.
397
00:20:13,245 --> 00:20:16,510
Yes, you will be, starting
the day after Halloween.
398
00:20:16,549 --> 00:20:18,676
You mean
I can still have Halloween?
399
00:20:18,718 --> 00:20:20,185
As long as
you don't go disguised...
400
00:20:20,219 --> 00:20:22,187
as a boy who cheats on tests.
401
00:20:22,221 --> 00:20:24,519
I won't. That costume
was totally wrong for me.
402
00:20:24,557 --> 00:20:27,355
Cory, you don't have to ever
try to be something you're not.
403
00:20:27,393 --> 00:20:30,226
So from now on, I'll just wear
my normal-kid outfit.
404
00:20:30,262 --> 00:20:32,253
It always looked good on you.
405
00:20:34,533 --> 00:20:36,000
[BELL RINGS]
406
00:20:36,035 --> 00:20:40,529
Please read chapter seven and
be ready to discuss it tomorrow.
407
00:20:44,744 --> 00:20:48,942
Bozo resigns.
I'm turning in my nose.
408
00:20:48,981 --> 00:20:51,176
I figure as long
as I'm going to give up...
409
00:20:51,217 --> 00:20:52,343
being the class genius...
410
00:20:52,384 --> 00:20:54,375
I'll give up
being the class clown, too.
411
00:20:54,420 --> 00:20:57,912
Fair trade. Welcome back
to class, Mr. Matthews.
412
00:20:57,957 --> 00:21:00,289
I guess I thought
a guy had to be a genius...
413
00:21:00,326 --> 00:21:01,691
to earn your respect.
414
00:21:01,727 --> 00:21:03,991
All my students have to do
to earn my respect...
415
00:21:04,029 --> 00:21:05,587
is try their hardest.
416
00:21:05,631 --> 00:21:08,099
I guess that's why
you didn't bust Rick Lewis...
417
00:21:08,134 --> 00:21:09,601
for failing
this week's math quiz.
418
00:21:09,635 --> 00:21:11,398
That's right.
He did the best he could.
419
00:21:11,437 --> 00:21:13,200
He just didn't understand
the material.
420
00:21:13,239 --> 00:21:17,266
I consider the failure mine,
and I will try my hardest...
421
00:21:17,309 --> 00:21:19,334
to make sure
Mr. Lewis understands...
422
00:21:19,378 --> 00:21:21,107
the next assignment.
423
00:21:21,147 --> 00:21:24,639
Well, I think that's
really cool of you, Mr. Feeny.
424
00:21:28,954 --> 00:21:31,149
I'm cool.
425
00:21:31,190 --> 00:21:33,522
God, help me.
426
00:21:38,664 --> 00:21:39,961
[DOORBELL CHIMES]
427
00:21:39,999 --> 00:21:42,559
My turn, my turn!
428
00:21:46,472 --> 00:21:48,201
Trick or treat!
429
00:21:48,240 --> 00:21:53,872
One for you, one for you,
two for me.
430
00:21:55,281 --> 00:21:59,445
Hey, look. There's the guy
that's handing out the rulers.
431
00:22:01,353 --> 00:22:03,753
You're too big
to trick or treat.
432
00:22:03,789 --> 00:22:07,418
Yes, well, apparently my treats
aren't going over so well.
433
00:22:07,459 --> 00:22:09,984
Uh, would you ask
one of your parents...
434
00:22:10,029 --> 00:22:11,394
if I could borrow some candy?
435
00:22:11,430 --> 00:22:14,456
Mom! Dad!
436
00:22:15,768 --> 00:22:17,167
Trick or treat!
437
00:22:17,203 --> 00:22:18,966
The candy's on its way.
438
00:22:19,004 --> 00:22:21,472
Hey, aren't you
that Feeny guy from school?
439
00:22:21,507 --> 00:22:23,065
I'm Mr. Feeny, yes.
440
00:22:23,108 --> 00:22:24,632
My brother's friend
Cory Matthews...
441
00:22:24,677 --> 00:22:27,145
said I'm going to have you
for a teacher next year.
442
00:22:27,179 --> 00:22:29,943
He said you're the best teacher
in the whole school.
443
00:22:29,982 --> 00:22:34,442
Oh, please, Mr. Matthews.
I wasn't born yesterda...
444
00:22:35,521 --> 00:22:37,011
I'm terribly sorry.
445
00:22:39,625 --> 00:22:41,092
Happy Halloween.
446
00:22:41,126 --> 00:22:42,855
Here, have a ruler.
447
00:22:42,895 --> 00:22:45,329
Have all the rulers.
448
00:22:45,364 --> 00:22:46,922
- George.
- Yes?
449
00:22:46,966 --> 00:22:48,433
There's plenty of candy
here in the kitchen.
450
00:22:48,467 --> 00:22:50,697
Thank you.
451
00:22:55,774 --> 00:22:59,073
And they say I'm not a genius????????????????????????????????????????????????
452
00:22:59,123 --> 00:23:03,673
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