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Don't both of you think this whole fight thing
between two magazines
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- is a bit ridiculous?
Well
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Yes, but it's good publicity,
especially in today's market
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And from what I can understand,
George's magazine can really use the ink
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I agree Our whole fight is inane
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I'm doing this because
Richard challenged me
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and, as a gentleman, I accepted
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But Richard challenged you
because you wrote,
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among other things,
that he had the penis of a hermaphrodite
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That was sloppy journalism
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I do want to apologise
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to any hermaphrodites
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who may have been insulted
by an unflattering comparison
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So why are you two fighting?
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Richard's my boss and he said I had to
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For a team to win in a match like this,
it has to be best two out of three,
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and he said that we needed
a cartoonist on our side
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since Ray is a cartoonist
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I I really love your comics, by the way
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Oh, thank you
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They say that the pen
is mightier than the sword,
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but when we meet in the ring
my fist will be mightier than my pen
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I wish your pen were mightier
than your fist, Jonathan,
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but your honest assessment of your talent
is quite commendable and appreciated
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Cheers
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I'm looking forward to being punched
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I've never actually practiced S and M,
but I've always wanted to
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and, you know, this seems like
a really good opportunity
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Especially since I'll be hit
by someone whose work I admire
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I think that a homoerotic subtext
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is precisely what this fight
needs to make it more lively
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Oh, I'm sorry to put you
on the spot, Mrs Antrem,
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but you've been married
to both of these gentlemen
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What do you think of all this?
I think the whole thing is absurd
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I don't want either of them getting hurt
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Hands up all the time
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The guy you're fighting is tall
Remember, you've got to make a sandwich
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Your hands are the bread.
Your head is the meat
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Protect the meat
OK, Sal, thank you
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Bread, meat
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I've really been fantasising
about beating Louis Greene
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He's been rude to me
one too many times
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Yeah, I have nothing against
the weirdo that I'm boxing,
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but I look forward to
kicking his ass, you know?
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I keep having this daydream
that if I win I get Priscilla back
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Why'd you ever lose her anyway?
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She was like a cat
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She'd never come to me
when I wanted her to
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That's why I like dogs
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But when she did come to me,
I mean, it was magnificent
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She was highly orgasmic
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When she sees what I do
to Antrem in the ring, yeah,
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she'll be reminded of
what it's like to be in bed with me
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That's how you make love?
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Hello
Hey, it's Stella
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We met a few weeks ago at the co op
Yeah, hi How are you?
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I'm good Um
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And, I don't know,
I was thinking about you
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and I was wondering
if you wanted to hang out tonight
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Um, I'm supposed to be
working on my novel
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Well, I got this really good pot,
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medical marijuana from California
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It could help with your writing
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Why don't you have shelves?
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My girl... my ex-girlfriend took them
with her when she moved out
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Mm
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Why don't you build some?
I'm not very mechanical
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I could build them for you
Really?
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Yeah I used to work for
Habitat for Humanity
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- You did?
Mm hm
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Oh, well, I'm human
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Let's play I never miss
when I'm stoned,
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or it's like I don't care if I do
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Come on
Let's go
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- What?
Game on
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What's the name of your basketball team?
The, uh, In Your Face What's yours?
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The Kicking Your Butts
Oh, you are? That's weird
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It's kind of a stupid name
for a team that doesn't do that
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Oh really? Argh!
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- Are you all right?
I'm fine Where's the ball?
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- Hello.
Is this Jonathan Ames?
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Yes Who's this?
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It's not important who it is
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What is important is that you take a dive
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- in your fight with Louis Greene, or else.
Or else what?
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Or else we'll make George Christopher the
laughing stock of the publishing world
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and maybe even the magazine world too
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What are you talking about?
I'm talking about you taking a dive, Ames
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All right? I've got to go Bye
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Hello? Hello?
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Well, that's a weird phone call
Probably one of your disturbed friends
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You're my only disturbed friend
who'd do something like that
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Don't mention it to George
I don't want to upset him
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Are you going to do anything about it?
Nothing to do It's gotta be a prank
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Let me get you guys wrapped
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I had a really nice time with Stella last night
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She's the first girl since Suzanne
I kind of have feelings for
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Did you at least bang her?
Yeah, did you bang her?
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No, it was like a real date
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We played nerf basketball,
listened to music
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We didn't even kiss
What, are you in the fifth grade?
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I lost my virginity in the fifth grade
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- What was his name?
Father Francis
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I'm going to kick your ass, Antrem
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You're an idiot, a fool, a slob
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I can't stand you
You should never have married my ex wife
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All right, George, you're gonna
shoot your whole wad
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Save it for tomorrow night
Yeah, you're right Thanks
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OK, stop Stop
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Stop
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Hey, I want to thank both of you
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for supporting me in this whole thing
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I know it's delusional behaviour,
but it's important to me
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I like being delusional
- Yeah, me too.
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We're delusional together
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Thank you
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We're going to kick some
major GQ ass tomorrow
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I can feel it
I just hope I don't get a brain injury
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What is that, a bridge?
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Hello
Hey
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Practicing for your dive tomorrow night?
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Why should I?
Because I have something you want
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What are you talking about?
I have a Viagra bottle
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The name on it, George Christopher
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He's been on this stuff since 1997
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Plenty of refills
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How did you get that?
Hey, you know what? Shut up
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Here's the drill You're going
to take a dive in your fight tomorrow,
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or else this bottle's going to Page Six
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and Christopher, the so called ladies' man,
is going to be humiliated
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All right Got to go Hanging up
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- What the fuck?
I'm Jonathan Ames
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Get the fuck out of here
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- What the hell is that thing?
You don't want to find out
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Where's the Viagra bottle?
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Hey, I don't know what you're
talking about, asshole
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- Come on, man.
Settle down
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Shit, how did you find me?
You called from your home phone
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Amateur
Hey, I'm not a fucking amateur
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Where did you get the Viagra?
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You can't make me talk
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This thing picks locks
It also does a nice job on eardrums
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I got it from George Christopher's dumpster
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You're not smart enough to mastermind
a job like this Who put you up to it?
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You know what?
I'm a lot of things, but I ain't no rat
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Louis Greene
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Hey, wait, wait
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Don't tell Greene
I screwed this up, all right?
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He'll be pissed off
And he's supposed to give me $200
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You want to make that kind of money?
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Bet on Ames
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Hello
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Oh my God, really?
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No, uh, yeah, send her up
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Priscilla, I am so happy to see you
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- Hello, George.
Come in
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Come in Come in
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Hello
It's Stella What are you doing?
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Trying to write My book's due tomorrow
and now I've got 47,000 words left to go
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Also I have a boxing match tomorrow
I'm losing my mind
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Oh, shit. I won't bug you then.
We'll do it another time
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The vaporiser I ordered finally arrived today
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Just squeeze down on that nipple
and suck in the marijuana vapour
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It's like I've been instantly
and beautifully lobotomised
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I know
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And it's healthy because it's invisible vapour
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Um
Ugh
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Your apartment is beautiful
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Oh, thank you
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It's a little cold, though, isn't it?
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I mean, I sort of float around here
trying not to make a mess,
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almost like it's someone else's home
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George, I've come here
to talk to you about something
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Your fight tomorrow
Can we can we talk about the past first?
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I have no filters My frontal lobes
may be going, but I have to say immediately
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that I haven't stopped
thinking about you for 20 years
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and that you look very beautiful
George
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I'm really glad that you could hang out
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There was this pollen in the air today
that smelled like kissing
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Do you know that smell?
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Yeah I love that smell
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Mm
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Do you remember
our little apartment on West 11th
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with the curtains by the window?
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Yes, of course I remember
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Do you still like to role play Nosferatu?
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Cos every couple of months,
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I I have this recurring dream,
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where I'm in the curtains, hiding,
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and that I'm that I'm kissing your neck
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George, I don't want you
to fight Richard tomorrow
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What? What
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I can't back out I'd be humiliated
He challenged me
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He would never tell you,
but he has a heart condition
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He shouldn't exert himself
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- Well, what do you want me to do?
Just let him win
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What do you call it? You know
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take a dive
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Wait, going back, when you say that he, uh
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can't exert himself, does that mean
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Yes, we haven't had sex in two years
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I'm sorry, I'm sorry
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Mm
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Oh, God
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I'm married
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Oh, God
Oh, George
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Oh! Oh!
George!
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I think I'm still coming
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My whole body is vibrating
like a tuning fork
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I'm glad
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I'm not vibrating, but I do feel really good
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Why couldn't you write your novel?
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I don't know I just wasn't into it
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I don't mean to give you advice,
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but my writing teacher said
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that you should only write about what you love
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I'm not a writer,
but that's what I try to do when I paint
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Hm
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What do you love?
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I love being a part time private detective
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I actually solved a case today
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Then that's what you should write about
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Want to vaporise some more pot?
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I want to vaporise you
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That was lovely, George
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I know
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Thank you for being so sweet to me
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It's not hard to be sweet to you
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I think that we've entered a third act,
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despite what Fitzgerald says about
there being no second acts in life
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We were married,
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divorced,
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and now lovers
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Will you throw the fight?
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Actually,
I kind of like this girl Stella
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She's sexy as hell, smart, Jewish,
has a great vaporiser
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Sounds like your mother
I'd like to try a vaporiser
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Do you think I blew it by having sex?
Do you think I'll lose to Greene?
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Sal said we weren't supposed
to drink or have sex before the fight
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I want to do what Sal says
- Well, I had sex and booze.
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Who did you have sex with?
I can't really say, but I have no regrets
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It's the first time I haven't had
to use Viagra in years
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Oh, look, it's the losing team
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We're not supposed
to see each other till the fight
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What, is this a wedding?
I can't see you in your dress?
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Don't be such a frail plant, George
Save it for the ring
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Hoo!
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Hi, Ray
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Hey, Jonathan Many fighters choose
to listen to music before a fight
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It gets them pumped up
I've chosen to listen to your audio book
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I find it properly enraging, so thank you
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I have the Viagra bottle, Louis
That was a dirty trick you tried to pull
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You don't read much Machiavelli,
do you, Jonathan?
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There are no dirty tricks,
just winning and losing
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Don't worry, I'm prepared to beat you
even playing by the rules Hah
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GQ! GQ!
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Edition! Edition!
- GQ! GQ!
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Are you going to be all right?
Not to worry I'm fighting a masochist
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He'll be OK
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OK, look, I'm gonna do the old rope a dope,
just like Will Smith in Ali
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I watched it last night
- You mean, like Ali?
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Yeah, but I didn't see Ali,
I saw Will Smith playing Ali
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Anyway, I'll exhaust this guy
by doing rope a dope
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All right, champ
Let's go
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Ray, kick his ass Come on Let's go!
Go, Ray!
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Come on, man!
Remember, hands up Go get him
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Gentlemen, I want a good, clean fight
Protect yourselves at all times Touch gloves
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Hey, thanks for doing this
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Represent, baby!
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- Come on, Ray. Come on, baby!
Come on!
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Ray!
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What the fuck was that?
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- I'm getting up.
Don't
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Why?
Because I don't want you to get hurt
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I want you in one piece tonight
...four, five...
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Really?
Yes, really
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eight, nine
I do love you, you know
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Ten! It's over
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Hey, man, get up
I didn't get hurt yet
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I I didn't mean to knock you down
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Oh, crap
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Yeah, that's not bad
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Uh, uh, uh, uh
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Yeah, yeah Oh! Ooh!
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Holy shit, Stella came
I didn't know she was coming
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- In you go.
Huh?
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00:20:41,490 --> 00:20:44,232
Sal, I suddenly feel scared
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That's normal All fighters are scared
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But once you get in the ring,
you're like a god
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But I'm agnostic
I'll say a prayer for you
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I want a good, clean fight Touch gloves
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Go to your corners At the bell, fight
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Go, Jonathan
- Bam, boom!
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Protect the meat.
Your head is the meat
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Your hands, yeah
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Come on, come on, buddy
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I'll say it again, your first novel
was amateurish at best
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Well, you are a lousy critic
and a small time blackmailer
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What do you know?
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Come on! Yeah!
Jab, jab, jab
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00:21:39,048 --> 00:21:41,664
Do yourself and the reading public a favour
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00:21:41,717 --> 00:21:44,709
If you feel the need to write,
you can always keep a diary
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You shut up!
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The New York Times
said my prose was lucid!
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- Yeah!
Whoo hoo hoo hoo!
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00:21:53,604 --> 00:21:55,936
Oh, God, I'm sorry
Are you all right?
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00:21:55,981 --> 00:21:59,940
Don't say you're sorry
I didn't know The Times liked your work
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six, seven
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I must've missed that
eight, nine, ten!
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It's over
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Yes! Yes! Whoo! Yeah!
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You were amazing
I'm so proud of you
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You want to come over tonight and celebrate?
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00:22:34,103 --> 00:22:37,516
I can't I already have
a urinary tract infection
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00:22:37,564 --> 00:22:40,146
I always get them after I have sex
I don't know why
316
00:22:40,192 --> 00:22:43,275
Well, we don't have to have sex
We could just hang out
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00:22:43,320 --> 00:22:46,187
No, it would be too frustrating
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00:22:46,240 --> 00:22:49,573
We'll see each other in a week
I'll drink a ton of cranberry juice
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00:22:49,618 --> 00:22:52,826
But I have to go now,
I'm meeting some friends
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00:22:52,872 --> 00:22:55,238
You were an animal
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00:23:01,338 --> 00:23:03,795
Stella?
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00:23:05,801 --> 00:23:08,793
Come on, George
323
00:23:19,481 --> 00:23:22,518
No, no low blows, that's a low blow Low blow!
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00:23:22,568 --> 00:23:24,980
- Watch those rabbit punches.
Tell him
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00:23:25,029 --> 00:23:26,314
Come on
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00:23:30,451 --> 00:23:32,407
Beautiful, beautiful
327
00:23:46,300 --> 00:23:48,837
Quit holding on to me like a little schoolgirl
328
00:23:48,886 --> 00:23:52,424
You're holding on to me
Everyone can see it's you holding on to me
329
00:23:53,766 --> 00:23:55,347
Why are we doing this again?
330
00:23:55,392 --> 00:23:58,850
You said my mouth was shaped
like the anus of a starfish
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00:24:01,522 --> 00:24:03,137
Yes!
332
00:24:09,323 --> 00:24:11,814
Yeah
Nice, George
333
00:24:11,867 --> 00:24:15,325
You're destroying him
Holy shit, Edition might beat GQ
334
00:24:15,371 --> 00:24:18,454
I know It feels so good, man
335
00:24:18,498 --> 00:24:20,659
Keep working your jab
336
00:24:20,709 --> 00:24:22,916
Deep breaths, deep breaths
337
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You've got him
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00:24:32,096 --> 00:24:35,338
Fight back!
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00:24:36,392 --> 00:24:38,804
Go, George
Stay loose, stay loose, champ
340
00:24:40,729 --> 00:24:42,811
Touch gloves At the bell, fight
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00:24:42,856 --> 00:24:46,519
This is the round, George
This is your round
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00:24:54,536 --> 00:24:56,276
Come on, George
343
00:24:56,328 --> 00:24:58,990
Go, George
Come on, George
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You got him
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00:25:03,043 --> 00:25:05,159
George, get up
George, get up
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One, two,
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three, four,
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five, six,
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seven, eight,
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00:25:16,516 --> 00:25:19,223
nine, ten, it's over
351
00:25:23,147 --> 00:25:26,105
Hah! Ah ha ha ha ha!
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00:25:35,367 --> 00:25:39,656
Who's the hermaphrodite now?
Who's the hermaphrodite now?
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00:25:41,415 --> 00:25:43,997
You showed a lot of heart, George
354
00:25:47,588 --> 00:25:51,297
I think I'm gonna skip out
on the post fight drinks
355
00:25:51,341 --> 00:25:54,253
This whole violent thing
has turned Leah on
356
00:25:54,303 --> 00:25:56,635
She wants to have sex tonight
357
00:25:56,680 --> 00:25:59,012
It's the first time in weeks
That's great, Ray
358
00:25:59,058 --> 00:26:02,050
Yeah, thanks Oh, there she is
359
00:26:02,102 --> 00:26:04,889
You guys were great tonight
360
00:26:07,441 --> 00:26:10,228
- Hm.
Huh!
361
00:26:16,283 --> 00:26:20,572
What can I tell you, George?
It's life, isn't it? It's the law of the jungle
362
00:26:20,621 --> 00:26:24,079
It's Darwin
Whatever you say, Richard
363
00:26:24,124 --> 00:26:28,868
Huh
I'll I'll see you around campus
364
00:26:28,921 --> 00:26:31,708
OK, champ?
365
00:26:46,188 --> 00:26:49,851
Hey, let's get in there one more time
366
00:26:57,449 --> 00:26:59,360
Thank you
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00:27:03,372 --> 00:27:06,079
Do you think we learned anything tonight?
368
00:27:06,125 --> 00:27:07,911
No
369
00:27:07,960 --> 00:27:09,621
But that's OK
370
00:27:09,670 --> 00:27:11,877
It's good to stay in the dark about things
371
00:27:11,922 --> 00:27:14,459
It keeps life interesting
372
00:27:15,550 --> 00:27:18,838
George, I'm glad you're in my life
373
00:27:20,097 --> 00:27:23,089
Glad you're in mine, Jonathan
374
00:27:27,312 --> 00:27:30,930
Oh, yeah Oh, yeah
375
00:27:30,983 --> 00:27:34,475
Come on Yeah
- Oh. Yeah, I see.
376
00:27:34,528 --> 00:27:36,268
Yeah, that's what it is
377
00:27:36,321 --> 00:27:39,484
Oop, I think I got the reach on you there
378
00:27:39,532 --> 00:27:41,773
Yeah, that's true
379
00:27:41,827 --> 00:27:44,159
But I have the lower centre of gravity
380
00:27:45,289 --> 00:27:49,532
It allows me to do things like this
Oh, slow down, you little bugger
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00:27:49,582 --> 00:27:54,132
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