Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:05,200 --> 00:00:07,000
No doubt about it
2
00:00:07,080 --> 00:00:09,100
I'm on my way
3
00:00:09,700 --> 00:00:13,600
Takin' over
I'm here to stay
4
00:00:13,700 --> 00:00:17,100
One day you be lookin'
but there's no-one left
5
00:00:17,200 --> 00:00:19,000
Don't drop, don't tell me to stop
6
00:00:19,067 --> 00:00:21,800
Cos I'll be taking over today
7
00:00:21,867 --> 00:00:25,800
I'm taking over this old place
8
00:00:25,933 --> 00:00:28,267
I'm on my way to outer space
9
00:00:28,800 --> 00:00:31,200
Borderline S01E03 - The Cop
subs by havenofear
10
00:00:32,067 --> 00:00:34,933
It's an unusual day for
the Borderline team.
11
00:00:35,067 --> 00:00:38,400
The authorities have suspended most
of the airport's inbound schedule,
12
00:00:38,533 --> 00:00:41,200
in order to receive
a very important flight .
13
00:00:41,267 --> 00:00:42,667
Northend has been chosen,
14
00:00:42,733 --> 00:00:46,933
as it has the lightest schedule of
any airport in the UK or Europe .
15
00:00:47,000 --> 00:00:48,533
To help things run smoothly,
16
00:00:48,667 --> 00:00:51,867
Chief Inspector Linda Proctor
is joined at today's briefing
17
00:00:52,000 --> 00:00:53,467
by an unfamiliar face.
18
00:00:53,533 --> 00:00:56,933
I'd like to introduce you to
a very special guest,
19
00:00:57,067 --> 00:01:00,267
he's from the Met and he's come up
all the way from London
20
00:01:00,400 --> 00:01:01,667
to be with us today.
21
00:01:01,800 --> 00:01:06,467
So, please give a very warm welcome
to, from the special branch,
22
00:01:06,533 --> 00:01:08,667
Mr Terry Bradshaw.
23
00:01:09,867 --> 00:01:11,267
Please.
24
00:01:11,467 --> 00:01:13,733
Thank you so much, Linda.
25
00:01:13,867 --> 00:01:15,467
OK, let's just get this
out of the way.
26
00:01:15,600 --> 00:01:18,533
I know I'm a policeman
and you guys are Borderline
27
00:01:18,667 --> 00:01:21,333
and traditionally our departments
don't get along,
28
00:01:21,400 --> 00:01:24,200
but, and don't tell the
other cops I said this,
29
00:01:24,267 --> 00:01:27,067
I think you guys do
a valuable service
30
00:01:27,200 --> 00:01:30,000
so I guess I just want to say...
31
00:01:30,133 --> 00:01:31,067
thank you.
32
00:01:31,200 --> 00:01:33,267
You're welcome.
HE CLEARS THROAT
33
00:01:34,467 --> 00:01:37,333
You're... Are you OK?
HE LAUGHS
34
00:01:37,467 --> 00:01:38,733
OK. Sorry.
35
00:01:38,800 --> 00:01:42,000
So, I'm sure you're all wondering,
"Why's this guy still talking?
36
00:01:42,133 --> 00:01:44,200
"What's his point and when's
he going to get to it?"
37
00:01:44,333 --> 00:01:46,400
Well, let me put you out
of your misery.
38
00:01:46,533 --> 00:01:50,800
Today, we have an international
criminal being extradited to the UK.
39
00:01:50,933 --> 00:01:52,533
Boring, I know.
40
00:01:52,600 --> 00:01:56,533
We're bringing them through
Northend Airport because...
41
00:01:56,667 --> 00:01:59,600
I read your service records
and you know what?
42
00:01:59,667 --> 00:02:03,560
You guys are one of the most
talented Borderline staffs
43
00:02:03,600 --> 00:02:05,400
in the whole of the UK.
44
00:02:05,467 --> 00:02:07,000
Is that what it actually says?
45
00:02:07,067 --> 00:02:11,000
Stop being modest, Linda,
you've done a fantastic job.
46
00:02:11,133 --> 00:02:14,133
So, the little speech
I did back there,
47
00:02:14,213 --> 00:02:16,300
you've got to warm up for those.
48
00:02:16,800 --> 00:02:18,800
'Hydrogenated vegetable oil.'
49
00:02:18,867 --> 00:02:22,827
'Hydrogenated vegetable oil.'
50
00:02:22,867 --> 00:02:27,000
Yeah. Just a little something to
get the... get the chops moving,
51
00:02:27,133 --> 00:02:28,267
get the blood moving, to...
52
00:02:29,733 --> 00:02:32,667
funnel out all the bullshit
I have to sell.
53
00:02:32,800 --> 00:02:36,267
I mean, look at this team,
look at this guy - look at him!
54
00:02:36,467 --> 00:02:39,333
And look at this guy, I mean, wow.
55
00:02:39,467 --> 00:02:40,933
No-one's getting past this guy.
56
00:02:41,067 --> 00:02:42,533
What's your thing? Rugby?
57
00:02:42,667 --> 00:02:46,000
Yeah, I wouldn't want to be
caught scrumming against you.
58
00:02:46,200 --> 00:02:48,533
Played a bit of rugby, aye, but it
was a long time ago now
59
00:02:48,667 --> 00:02:50,267
and, well, I had...
60
00:02:50,333 --> 00:02:51,733
one too many hits to the head.
61
00:02:51,933 --> 00:02:54,600
Wow, and listen to that
accent - amazing -
62
00:02:54,667 --> 00:02:57,400
the complete package, adorable.
63
00:02:57,467 --> 00:03:01,467
You can make them up
yourself as well.
64
00:03:01,600 --> 00:03:03,600
Ken Dodd's dad's dog's dead.
65
00:03:03,667 --> 00:03:07,400
Iris Murdoch's lost
box of socks and clocks.
66
00:03:07,467 --> 00:03:09,800
Capital Gains Tax.
67
00:03:09,867 --> 00:03:13,067
I haven't paid my Capital Gains Tax.
68
00:03:14,667 --> 00:03:16,267
Now, let's just wrap this up,
69
00:03:16,400 --> 00:03:19,333
so while I'm here
I'm officially commandeering,
70
00:03:19,467 --> 00:03:21,000
which means I'm in charge,
71
00:03:21,133 --> 00:03:23,267
if that's OK with you, Linda.
72
00:03:23,333 --> 00:03:24,533
Oh, great.
73
00:03:24,613 --> 00:03:27,300
Do I fancy Detective Bradshaw?
74
00:03:27,500 --> 00:03:29,300
Guilty as charged.
75
00:03:29,600 --> 00:03:31,700
I thought I was done and
dusted in that department
76
00:03:31,800 --> 00:03:34,200
but that's the biggest
twinge I've had since Poldark.
77
00:03:34,333 --> 00:03:35,667
Later this afternoon,
78
00:03:35,800 --> 00:03:37,867
the criminal in question
will leave the plane.
79
00:03:37,933 --> 00:03:40,133
I will take their passport
and pass it to one of you.
80
00:03:40,267 --> 00:03:42,533
You will then stamp the passport
and pass it back to me.
81
00:03:42,667 --> 00:03:46,400
Simple as. The whole thing should
take about five seconds.
82
00:03:46,467 --> 00:03:49,600
All I need is someone
to stamp the passport.
83
00:03:52,067 --> 00:03:53,667
OK. OK. Sorry.
84
00:03:54,933 --> 00:03:57,400
How about, er...
85
00:03:57,600 --> 00:03:59,400
how about you?
86
00:03:59,467 --> 00:04:02,267
Would you do me the honour, Miss...
87
00:04:02,400 --> 00:04:03,733
Church. It's Andy Church.
88
00:04:03,867 --> 00:04:05,333
Andy, what's that short for?
89
00:04:05,400 --> 00:04:07,400
HE LAUGHS
It's a boy's name.
90
00:04:07,533 --> 00:04:09,733
Andrea. Hmm. Lovely name.
91
00:04:09,867 --> 00:04:11,267
Can I be the... Sorry about
sneezing,
92
00:04:11,400 --> 00:04:15,000
but can I be the... the one who
stamps the bad guy's passport?
93
00:04:15,133 --> 00:04:20,333
Ah, Andy Church already has that
covered but if I need anything else,
94
00:04:20,400 --> 00:04:23,000
I'll come straight to you.
HE LAUGHS
95
00:04:23,067 --> 00:04:25,933
OK, thank you so much for having me.
96
00:04:26,067 --> 00:04:28,000
Any questions before I go?
97
00:04:28,133 --> 00:04:30,667
'I've been here for three years
and no-one has ever asked me'
98
00:04:30,733 --> 00:04:32,400
what Andy is short for.
99
00:04:32,533 --> 00:04:33,800
You know, it was nice.
100
00:04:37,000 --> 00:04:40,400
My mum has a horse named Andrea,
so I'm named after a horse.
101
00:04:40,867 --> 00:04:42,667
You guys have been fantastic,
102
00:04:42,733 --> 00:04:45,800
now get out there and
keep those borders safe.
103
00:04:47,467 --> 00:04:48,467
Oh.
104
00:04:48,667 --> 00:04:49,800
Well.
105
00:04:49,933 --> 00:04:51,200
Come on, clap.
106
00:04:51,267 --> 00:04:53,200
Oh. Yeah.
HE LAUGHS
107
00:04:53,333 --> 00:04:54,000
Oh.
108
00:04:56,000 --> 00:04:58,800
Oh, that's OK. Yeah.
109
00:05:00,800 --> 00:05:01,733
OK.
110
00:05:01,867 --> 00:05:03,933
Oh, well, thank you very much.
111
00:05:04,067 --> 00:05:05,133
Thank you, Terry.
112
00:05:05,267 --> 00:05:07,200
No, it's... honestly,
it's my pleasure.
113
00:05:07,267 --> 00:05:09,667
Was our pleasure, too.
It was my pleasure.
114
00:05:09,733 --> 00:05:11,533
But it really was our... Linda!
115
00:05:13,267 --> 00:05:15,333
It was my pleasure, so just...
116
00:05:17,067 --> 00:05:19,333
It was my pleasure, OK?
117
00:05:20,533 --> 00:05:21,933
Thank you.
118
00:05:22,067 --> 00:05:23,200
Thank YOU.
119
00:05:23,267 --> 00:05:25,400
'Seriously, I hate this fucking
place.' Thank you.
120
00:05:25,533 --> 00:05:26,867
Best case I ever worked on?
121
00:05:27,000 --> 00:05:27,933
Erm...
122
00:05:28,067 --> 00:05:29,400
the Bahamas.
123
00:05:29,533 --> 00:05:33,667
I stayed in a six-star hotel -
that's more than five.
124
00:05:35,200 --> 00:05:39,000
And then, last night in
my hotel in Northend,
125
00:05:39,067 --> 00:05:43,533
I ordered a Martini
and it came with a straw.
126
00:05:43,667 --> 00:05:46,400
This place, it's
like The Walking Dead.
127
00:05:48,733 --> 00:05:52,267
It's amazing that
a plane will fly here.
128
00:05:52,333 --> 00:05:55,467
With the upbeat Detective
Bradshaw temporarily in charge
129
00:05:55,600 --> 00:05:58,533
Chief Inspector Proctor is left
with a rare chance to catch up
130
00:05:58,600 --> 00:06:01,000
on case studies and other
outstanding admin.
131
00:06:01,133 --> 00:06:04,333
Oh, God, these people think I
give a shit about their babies.
132
00:06:04,467 --> 00:06:07,067
Yeah, I've got this traveller
that I need to land,
133
00:06:07,200 --> 00:06:09,400
I just need you to sign off
on that. Oh, I can't,
134
00:06:09,533 --> 00:06:12,600
it's the lovely Detective Bradshaw
who's in charge today so...
135
00:06:12,667 --> 00:06:14,133
I mean, it'll take five seconds.
136
00:06:14,333 --> 00:06:18,200
Yeah, it would, it would if I were
able to, but unfortunately I can't
137
00:06:18,267 --> 00:06:20,933
because I'd be in contempt
of the police so...
138
00:06:21,067 --> 00:06:24,000
Well, I mean, I wouldn't want you
to get in trouble with the law.
139
00:06:24,133 --> 00:06:26,400
LINDA LAUGHS
140
00:06:32,667 --> 00:06:33,867
Cunts.
141
00:06:34,067 --> 00:06:35,733
Even though it's a quiet day,
142
00:06:35,800 --> 00:06:39,800
the agents can still find themselves
preoccupied with important matters.
143
00:06:41,133 --> 00:06:42,800
Hey, man. All right, big man?
144
00:06:47,200 --> 00:06:49,200
You're a bit of a man
about town, eh?
145
00:06:49,267 --> 00:06:50,200
Yeah, sure.
146
00:06:52,067 --> 00:06:53,933
I want to read you this text, right,
147
00:06:54,067 --> 00:06:56,600
this woman, she says, erm...
148
00:06:56,800 --> 00:07:01,600
'I had a really nice evening last
night and a really lovely time
149
00:07:01,800 --> 00:07:06,133
'and I love noodles.'
And the man replies, erm...
150
00:07:06,267 --> 00:07:07,933
"Who you calling a noodle, noodle?"
151
00:07:09,533 --> 00:07:13,400
But that was the last text that was
sent and that was last night.
152
00:07:13,467 --> 00:07:15,267
And she still hasn't replied?
153
00:07:15,333 --> 00:07:17,733
No. The man's getting nervous.
154
00:07:17,800 --> 00:07:19,133
Maybe.
155
00:07:19,267 --> 00:07:22,733
Grant got a little text game going.
Oh, no, no, it's not my phone, no.
156
00:07:22,800 --> 00:07:24,667
That's not your phone?
Someone else's.
157
00:07:24,733 --> 00:07:27,400
Oh, OK, so, this someone else
wants to know what?
158
00:07:27,600 --> 00:07:29,533
I guess that this someone else
would like to know
159
00:07:29,667 --> 00:07:32,667
why she hasn't texted back yet.
I mean, did things go too far?
160
00:07:32,800 --> 00:07:35,867
Maybe the noodle joke wasn't that
funny or things are moving too fast.
161
00:07:36,000 --> 00:07:38,133
I think, you know what, they
should just calm down.
162
00:07:38,267 --> 00:07:39,333
Play it cool.
163
00:07:43,467 --> 00:07:44,733
Play it cool. Yeah, man.
164
00:07:44,867 --> 00:07:48,250
And if you're still worried about it,
just make sure next time you see them,
165
00:07:48,300 --> 00:07:49,600
you look dope.
166
00:07:52,867 --> 00:07:54,800
Yeah. Yeah? Yeah. Yeah.
167
00:07:58,067 --> 00:07:59,600
Thanks, man. It's all right.
168
00:08:04,400 --> 00:08:05,333
Hey, Tariq. Yeah?
169
00:08:06,667 --> 00:08:08,867
It's my phone, by the way.
170
00:08:08,933 --> 00:08:12,800
Meanwhile, after drinking six teas
and interrupting several meetings,
171
00:08:12,933 --> 00:08:16,000
Chief Inspector Proctor is
at something of a loose end.
172
00:08:16,067 --> 00:08:18,067
Deciding to use
her time productively,
173
00:08:18,200 --> 00:08:21,600
she utilises her human-resources
training to encourage team building
174
00:08:21,733 --> 00:08:23,533
and self-improvement.
175
00:08:23,667 --> 00:08:26,200
Just write on the Post-it notes
176
00:08:26,333 --> 00:08:28,733
things that you think might be
helpful for me to address
177
00:08:28,800 --> 00:08:30,333
and then just stick them on me.
178
00:08:32,800 --> 00:08:35,000
And then, I'll...
I can really own them then.
179
00:08:38,733 --> 00:08:40,600
Long hours?
180
00:08:40,667 --> 00:08:41,600
Yeah. Yeah?
181
00:08:42,733 --> 00:08:43,800
That...
182
00:08:43,933 --> 00:08:48,133
I think maybe sometimes you
should just go home at... at six.
183
00:08:48,267 --> 00:08:49,800
Thanks.
184
00:08:49,933 --> 00:08:51,133
I've got a short fuse.
185
00:08:52,400 --> 00:08:53,333
Can do sometimes.
186
00:08:57,600 --> 00:08:58,933
Sugar. Yeah.
187
00:08:59,000 --> 00:09:02,867
My mum found that sometimes
188
00:09:03,000 --> 00:09:05,267
if she cut down the amount
of sugar she was...
189
00:09:05,400 --> 00:09:06,467
Oh, OK, OK.
190
00:09:06,600 --> 00:09:10,000
.. having... Right... less...
Just cos it's... cos you have...
191
00:09:10,067 --> 00:09:13,667
Yeah, no, no, I think you've
made yourself clear.
192
00:09:15,000 --> 00:09:16,333
Sugar again. Yeah, I agree.
193
00:09:18,533 --> 00:09:21,600
I agree. Whilst preparing for
the arrival of the prisoner,
194
00:09:21,733 --> 00:09:26,067
Detective Bradshaw takes extra
care to brief Agent Church.
195
00:09:26,133 --> 00:09:27,800
So, this is the criminal.
196
00:09:27,867 --> 00:09:28,867
Surname - Starkey.
197
00:09:29,000 --> 00:09:31,133
Hah, sounds like a character
from Game Of Thrones.
198
00:09:31,333 --> 00:09:33,000
Oh, you watch that show?
199
00:09:33,200 --> 00:09:35,800
Er, no, actually, but I have
read it.
200
00:09:35,867 --> 00:09:37,467
Yeah, you should try reading.
201
00:09:37,600 --> 00:09:39,533
Oh, no, reading's for nerds.
202
00:09:39,667 --> 00:09:41,733
Oh, and educated people as well.
203
00:09:41,867 --> 00:09:43,133
Yeah. Can you read that?
204
00:09:43,267 --> 00:09:48,467
I like an audiobook for when
I'm pumping iron in the gym.
205
00:09:48,600 --> 00:09:50,733
OK, what? Like a Lee Child or...
206
00:09:50,867 --> 00:09:52,867
Sure, I'd love a child.
Jack Reacher? I mean, er...
207
00:09:53,000 --> 00:09:55,133
Hey. Seems like you...
Guys, what are you doing?
208
00:09:55,267 --> 00:09:57,867
Flirting? Er, no, I was...
Yeah, we were just...
209
00:09:58,000 --> 00:10:01,467
...just going over the case... Yeah.
...with Agent Church. So, that's...
210
00:10:01,600 --> 00:10:06,733
to run these back to my desk then.
Bye, Andy.
211
00:10:06,867 --> 00:10:08,800
Come on, Clive, what was that?
212
00:10:08,867 --> 00:10:09,867
What was what?
213
00:10:11,000 --> 00:10:12,267
Did you need something?
214
00:10:12,400 --> 00:10:15,067
I just wanted to shoot
the shit with you.
215
00:10:15,200 --> 00:10:17,067
'I've always wanted
to be a policeman.'
216
00:10:17,400 --> 00:10:20,800
HE IMITATES WALKIE-TALKIE
Oh, there's bodies everywhere.
217
00:10:20,880 --> 00:10:22,380
HE LAUGHS
218
00:10:22,460 --> 00:10:23,750
Agh!
219
00:10:23,830 --> 00:10:25,200
I tried to help.
220
00:10:25,267 --> 00:10:28,333
All right, yeah. OK, well,
I'll see you at the police lunch.
221
00:10:31,200 --> 00:10:32,467
Do you have a gun?
222
00:10:32,600 --> 00:10:33,667
No. Bulletproof vest?
223
00:10:33,733 --> 00:10:35,533
No. Have you ever seen a dead body?
224
00:10:35,600 --> 00:10:38,867
Yes, but I don't want
to talk about it with you.
225
00:10:39,000 --> 00:10:42,800
Have you ever touched...?
Listen, I'd love to... Great.
226
00:10:42,933 --> 00:10:45,733
...but I've really got to...
Do you need help?
227
00:10:45,867 --> 00:10:48,600
Probably not with the kind of stuff
I'm doing. Oh, maybe, you know,
228
00:10:48,733 --> 00:10:50,933
Borderline, the Met
working together?
229
00:10:52,667 --> 00:10:55,600
Listen, Clive, I'm a police officer.
230
00:10:55,667 --> 00:10:57,333
I save lives.
231
00:10:58,533 --> 00:11:00,733
You're a stamp jockey.
232
00:11:02,867 --> 00:11:05,267
I've got to go. 10-4.
That's not a real thing.
233
00:11:06,600 --> 00:11:09,000
He called me a stamp jockey,
which is so cool.
234
00:11:09,067 --> 00:11:11,467
I'm going to start using
that about myself.
235
00:11:11,533 --> 00:11:15,333
Stamping is my favourite part
of the job here at Borderline.
236
00:11:15,400 --> 00:11:18,093
Well, I even carry around my own
little ink pad at all times,
237
00:11:18,133 --> 00:11:20,600
so when I start stamping
shift, then I've got all fresh.
238
00:11:20,667 --> 00:11:23,067
I mean, you can't win a race
without a jockey.
239
00:11:23,200 --> 00:11:26,000
And I'm a stamp jockey. And if
a jockey falls off the horse
240
00:11:26,133 --> 00:11:28,133
and the horse still finishes
the race, then it doesn't count,
241
00:11:28,200 --> 00:11:32,227
and if a horse breaks its leg
then they kill it.
242
00:11:32,267 --> 00:11:34,000
Shoot it in the head.
243
00:11:36,100 --> 00:11:37,567
I'm sending you a message.
244
00:11:39,700 --> 00:11:41,300
It's a quiet day at Borderline
245
00:11:41,367 --> 00:11:45,167
as the team prepare for the arrival
of an international criminal.
246
00:11:45,300 --> 00:11:48,900
Stop. Sorry, I forgot you were
supposed to stay stop.
247
00:11:49,033 --> 00:11:50,233
Stop.
248
00:11:50,367 --> 00:11:51,300
No, no, no.
249
00:11:51,367 --> 00:11:52,300
No - stop.
250
00:11:52,433 --> 00:11:53,300
Stop doing that.
251
00:11:53,433 --> 00:11:56,700
While they wait, Detective Bradshaw
joins Agent Mansoor
252
00:11:56,833 --> 00:11:59,433
in order to gather
some valuable intel.
253
00:11:59,500 --> 00:12:01,433
What are you listening to?
254
00:12:01,567 --> 00:12:02,700
Ah, no.
255
00:12:02,833 --> 00:12:03,700
Come on, try me.
256
00:12:05,233 --> 00:12:06,833
Kendrick Lamar?
257
00:12:06,900 --> 00:12:09,433
King Kunta himself. Big fan.
258
00:12:09,567 --> 00:12:13,300
Nice. I'm surprised you guys would
like this kind of music actually.
259
00:12:13,433 --> 00:12:15,767
Oh, I mean, just because
I'm a massive racist
260
00:12:15,833 --> 00:12:17,900
doesn't mean I don't
like good music.
261
00:12:18,033 --> 00:12:19,700
Yeah.
262
00:12:19,833 --> 00:12:21,833
So, what about that Andy girl?
263
00:12:21,967 --> 00:12:22,967
Who?
264
00:12:23,100 --> 00:12:27,833
Andy, the only attractive girl
in miles. Is she single?
265
00:12:27,900 --> 00:12:30,100
Yeah, I guess, but she's...
266
00:12:30,233 --> 00:12:31,300
You been up in that?
267
00:12:32,567 --> 00:12:33,633
Nope.
268
00:12:33,767 --> 00:12:34,700
Good.
269
00:12:34,900 --> 00:12:36,433
Cos I'm gonna fuck her.
270
00:12:36,567 --> 00:12:40,833
One time I was working
a murder case and, erm...
271
00:12:40,900 --> 00:12:44,167
wow, the victim's sister
was good to go.
272
00:12:45,233 --> 00:12:47,167
Being a detective is
like being a magician,
273
00:12:47,300 --> 00:12:50,500
and women love magicians.
274
00:12:58,167 --> 00:13:00,567
Is this too much gel or...?
275
00:13:02,300 --> 00:13:04,033
Yeah, that is...
276
00:13:04,167 --> 00:13:06,167
That's too much.
277
00:13:06,367 --> 00:13:07,833
You look like a vicar.
278
00:13:07,967 --> 00:13:10,500
HE SIGHS
Thanks, man.
279
00:13:13,700 --> 00:13:15,100
I said dope.
280
00:13:15,167 --> 00:13:18,233
Agent Brody isn't the only one
looking to better himself.
281
00:13:18,367 --> 00:13:20,950
Chief Inspector Proctor's also
experiencing the benefits
282
00:13:21,033 --> 00:13:22,900
of self-improvement
after an hour's worth
283
00:13:23,033 --> 00:13:25,967
of thorough, constructive
criticism from the team.
284
00:13:26,033 --> 00:13:28,300
Meditate. That's a nice...
That's positive. Yeah.
285
00:13:28,433 --> 00:13:31,233
That's a positive suggestion.
I wanted to balance it out.
286
00:13:31,300 --> 00:13:32,767
Thanks.
287
00:13:32,833 --> 00:13:35,033
Why have you got those on, Clive?
288
00:13:35,167 --> 00:13:37,033
Just thinking about things
that I can work on.
289
00:13:37,167 --> 00:13:38,433
Oh, that's nice, I like that,
290
00:13:38,567 --> 00:13:40,967
and that's inclusive, cos none of us
are perfect, are we?
291
00:13:41,100 --> 00:13:42,500
No, no, no, no. No.
292
00:13:45,167 --> 00:13:48,033
What does that say? Personal
phone calls. I just meant...
293
00:13:48,100 --> 00:13:49,601
Sorry, that was
unnecessarily harsh.
294
00:13:49,681 --> 00:13:51,993
No, that's fine. I just think
if you are going to take them,
295
00:13:52,073 --> 00:13:53,400
you could shut door just so that...
296
00:13:53,440 --> 00:13:56,500
Anything else constructive
that anyone can think of to say?
297
00:13:58,233 --> 00:13:59,167
Ooh.
298
00:14:00,433 --> 00:14:02,033
Er... Chillax.
299
00:14:02,167 --> 00:14:04,167
Chillax? Yeah.
300
00:14:04,300 --> 00:14:05,367
Yep.
301
00:14:05,500 --> 00:14:08,167
Proctor now has a wealth
of useful feedback
302
00:14:08,300 --> 00:14:10,900
and has decided to put it
into action immediately,
303
00:14:10,967 --> 00:14:13,633
by heading back to her
office to chillax.
304
00:14:13,767 --> 00:14:16,433
The rest of the team is therefore
released to kill time
305
00:14:16,567 --> 00:14:19,233
until the international
criminal lands.
306
00:14:19,367 --> 00:14:21,300
Head down.
307
00:14:21,433 --> 00:14:23,300
Why have you put hair gel
on your neck?
308
00:14:23,433 --> 00:14:25,567
Well, I've done the top
and it's gone all shiny
309
00:14:25,633 --> 00:14:29,033
and I've tried to do the bottom bit
and it's... Well, I've panicked, eh.
310
00:14:29,100 --> 00:14:30,567
Look up.
311
00:14:30,700 --> 00:14:33,367
You don't need all this crap,
you look fine without it.
312
00:14:33,500 --> 00:14:35,700
That's very kind of
you to say, Andy.
313
00:14:35,767 --> 00:14:37,700
It's this girl I've
been seeing, you know.
314
00:14:37,833 --> 00:14:40,900
She's got my head spinning with
a whole manner of emotions,
315
00:14:41,033 --> 00:14:42,767
and, well, I've texted
her last night
316
00:14:42,833 --> 00:14:44,633
and she's not got back
to me and I'm...
317
00:14:44,767 --> 00:14:46,633
Well, maybe her phone died.
318
00:14:46,767 --> 00:14:51,300
Aye. Aye, maybe. Never thought
about it like that, maybe...
319
00:14:51,433 --> 00:14:54,633
Yeah. Aye. Yeah, I'd just
relax and don't freak out.
320
00:14:56,300 --> 00:14:58,500
Aye. OK, look up. It's silly.
321
00:15:00,167 --> 00:15:01,100
Ah.
322
00:15:02,500 --> 00:15:06,433
Ooh, that's nice. OK, that's me
done there, actually, yep.
323
00:15:06,500 --> 00:15:07,967
What do I think of Terry?
324
00:15:08,047 --> 00:15:12,000
Well, Borderline and the Met just
don't mix. It's bad blood, you know?
325
00:15:12,367 --> 00:15:14,567
'He seems like a nice bloke, but...
326
00:15:14,633 --> 00:15:18,100
'there's something about him
I don't like, you know?'
327
00:15:22,900 --> 00:15:26,167
So, you're not buying this
Detective Nice Guy routine, are you?
328
00:15:26,233 --> 00:15:29,100
What do you mean? Don't you think
he's a bit too nice? Too nice?
329
00:15:29,167 --> 00:15:30,233
Oh, yeah, God.
330
00:15:30,367 --> 00:15:33,367
I'd prefer to hang out
with people that are,
331
00:15:33,500 --> 00:15:35,167
you know, horrible or mean.
332
00:15:35,300 --> 00:15:37,367
You know he likes you, right?
333
00:15:37,500 --> 00:15:39,033
No.
334
00:15:39,167 --> 00:15:42,033
He likes you and he's gonna...
335
00:15:42,100 --> 00:15:44,300
Andy, can I have a word?
336
00:15:44,433 --> 00:15:45,300
Yeah, sure.
337
00:15:52,567 --> 00:15:55,433
Whilst they await the arrival of
the international criminal,
338
00:15:55,567 --> 00:15:58,100
Agents Brodie and Hassler
kill some time,
339
00:15:58,167 --> 00:15:59,633
and reflect that today's events
340
00:15:59,767 --> 00:16:02,567
feel a little like one of
their favourite movies.
341
00:16:02,700 --> 00:16:03,900
I like Con Air.
342
00:16:04,033 --> 00:16:05,767
It's a really good film. Yeah.
343
00:16:05,900 --> 00:16:11,700
You know the bit when
Steve Buscemi gets on the plane
344
00:16:11,833 --> 00:16:14,500
and he's got the mask on his head?
345
00:16:14,633 --> 00:16:16,833
And everyone's like...
That bit scared me. Oh.
346
00:16:16,967 --> 00:16:19,967
Everyone's like,
''Is that Steve Buscemi?''
347
00:16:20,033 --> 00:16:23,833
Can't tell. How can a wee guy like
that be a crazy murderer?
348
00:16:23,900 --> 00:16:26,700
Ooh! it's always the ones you...
THEY LAUGH
349
00:16:26,767 --> 00:16:29,367
It's always the ones
you least expect.
350
00:16:30,500 --> 00:16:32,167
I could never do that.
351
00:16:32,367 --> 00:16:34,300
What - murder anyone?
352
00:16:34,433 --> 00:16:35,300
Mmm.
353
00:16:36,900 --> 00:16:38,433
No. No.
354
00:16:38,567 --> 00:16:41,100
Why would you think that you would?
355
00:16:41,233 --> 00:16:44,100
I don't know, sometimes I think,
like, maybe I will.
356
00:16:56,300 --> 00:16:57,433
Hey, Monica, it's Tariq.
357
00:16:59,367 --> 00:17:00,900
It has been a while, yeah.
358
00:17:01,100 --> 00:17:02,033
Are you busy tonight?
359
00:17:03,100 --> 00:17:05,500
Chief Inspector Proctor
isn't officially needed
360
00:17:05,567 --> 00:17:07,900
when the prisoner comes
through passport control.
361
00:17:07,967 --> 00:17:09,700
Nevertheless,
she's eager to practise
362
00:17:09,767 --> 00:17:12,100
her newly calibrated
leadership skills,
363
00:17:12,167 --> 00:17:13,567
even when she's not required to.
364
00:17:13,633 --> 00:17:14,700
Chief!
365
00:17:14,767 --> 00:17:17,900
Mmm? I just wanted to let you know
that the, erm... the aeroplane...
366
00:17:17,967 --> 00:17:19,967
The plane's arrived.
Oh. Just like Con Air.
367
00:17:20,100 --> 00:17:21,367
Does Terry want me? Eh?
368
00:17:21,500 --> 00:17:23,767
I mean, has he asked for me?
369
00:17:23,833 --> 00:17:26,100
No, no, he didn't ask for you
specifically but I just...
370
00:17:26,233 --> 00:17:28,833
You know, the criminal's there,
everyone's downstairs, so...
371
00:17:28,967 --> 00:17:29,967
Clive!
372
00:17:30,100 --> 00:17:31,167
Help me look for my shoes.
373
00:17:31,233 --> 00:17:34,300
They're here. Oh, God.
Come on, come on.
374
00:17:34,433 --> 00:17:37,833
it... Let's do one each,
it'll be quicker. Leave it.
375
00:17:37,967 --> 00:17:39,567
Leave it. OK, I'll see
you downstairs.
376
00:17:39,700 --> 00:17:41,833
No, don't go in front of me.
377
00:17:41,900 --> 00:17:44,300
Finally, the long wait is over,
378
00:17:44,433 --> 00:17:48,167
as one of Europe's most notorious
criminals sets foot on British soil
379
00:17:48,300 --> 00:17:50,367
and heads towards passport control.
380
00:17:50,567 --> 00:17:52,900
The Borderline team stands ready.
381
00:17:53,100 --> 00:17:54,767
All of today's anticipation,
382
00:17:54,833 --> 00:17:58,633
hard work and preparation
have come down to this moment.
383
00:18:01,633 --> 00:18:02,633
There's no ink.
384
00:18:03,700 --> 00:18:04,633
Give me that.
385
00:18:09,833 --> 00:18:11,833
Does anyone have an ink pad?
386
00:18:13,367 --> 00:18:15,967
HE LAUGHS
Here you go.
387
00:18:17,767 --> 00:18:19,433
Open this. Thanks.
388
00:18:19,500 --> 00:18:22,433
Two agencies, working together.
389
00:18:22,500 --> 00:18:23,433
Mmm!
390
00:18:28,033 --> 00:18:29,033
Welcome to the UK.
391
00:18:37,767 --> 00:18:39,500
And that's why I always
carry an ink pad.
392
00:18:42,900 --> 00:18:47,100
It's been a successful collaboration
between the two Government agencies.
393
00:18:47,233 --> 00:18:50,567
Now the agents are free to get back
to their regular duties.
394
00:18:50,633 --> 00:18:54,233
For Agent Brodie, that means
checking his incoming text messages
395
00:18:54,367 --> 00:18:56,633
for the 128th time today.
396
00:18:56,713 --> 00:18:58,213
Got a text.
397
00:18:58,900 --> 00:19:01,200
Turns out Dasha HAD run
out of batteries.
398
00:19:01,300 --> 00:19:02,767
Andy was right.
399
00:19:02,900 --> 00:19:04,900
Just as well I didn't
panic too much.
400
00:19:04,967 --> 00:19:08,433
SHE LAUGHS
Where's it gone?
401
00:19:10,500 --> 00:19:12,300
And then in the text she said...
402
00:19:13,567 --> 00:19:16,567
Well, that's between me and Dasha.
403
00:19:18,833 --> 00:19:20,900
All right, well,
she called me a bear,
404
00:19:21,033 --> 00:19:22,633
but in a sexual way, so...
405
00:19:25,367 --> 00:19:26,300
It was pretty good.
406
00:19:26,433 --> 00:19:29,300
As the Borderline team prepares
to leave for the evening,
407
00:19:29,433 --> 00:19:31,967
Agents Mansoor and Church
have a chance to reflect
408
00:19:32,100 --> 00:19:33,167
on the day's events.
409
00:19:33,233 --> 00:19:35,433
So, when's your date
with, er... ? Terry.
410
00:19:35,500 --> 00:19:37,367
Yeah, no, we're not going on a date.
411
00:19:37,500 --> 00:19:38,500
No.
412
00:19:38,633 --> 00:19:41,233
Just had sex. Yeah,
really fulfilling sex,
413
00:19:41,300 --> 00:19:44,033
just now on the runway
in front of a plane-load of people.
414
00:19:44,167 --> 00:19:46,100
Did he ask you out?
415
00:19:46,233 --> 00:19:47,567
Yeah, he did.
416
00:19:47,700 --> 00:19:49,500
I said no.
417
00:19:49,567 --> 00:19:51,300
You said no.
418
00:19:51,433 --> 00:19:52,900
Why is that surprising?
419
00:19:52,967 --> 00:19:55,967
No, just thought that
he was a handsome guy. Hello, babe.
420
00:19:56,100 --> 00:19:57,100
Hey.
421
00:19:58,233 --> 00:20:01,767
What you doing here? I wanted to
come pick you up after work.
422
00:20:01,900 --> 00:20:04,433
No, I said I'd meet you at the pub.
I know, but you don't have a car
423
00:20:04,567 --> 00:20:07,100
and I thought I'd give you a l ift.
What can I say, I'm a good date.
424
00:20:07,167 --> 00:20:09,100
Oh, it's not a date, we're
just going to hang out.
425
00:20:09,167 --> 00:20:11,700
SHE LAUGHS
Hang out? Uh-huh.
426
00:20:11,833 --> 00:20:13,433
OK.
427
00:20:13,567 --> 00:20:15,967
Hi, I'm Andy.
428
00:20:16,033 --> 00:20:18,500
Hi, I'm Monica.
429
00:20:18,567 --> 00:20:21,100
So, since we're just hanging out,
would you like to come along?
430
00:20:21,233 --> 00:20:24,500
Oh, er, no, thank you,
I've just had a really long day.
431
00:20:24,567 --> 00:20:27,033
I've just had tons of sex with
this hot policeman at work.
432
00:20:27,167 --> 00:20:28,167
Oh!
433
00:20:28,300 --> 00:20:31,500
Do you want me to introduce you?
Because he is REALLY good-looking.
434
00:20:31,567 --> 00:20:33,033
He'll take you on a proper date.
435
00:20:33,100 --> 00:20:35,167
I mean, once I'm done
hanging out with this one,
436
00:20:35,300 --> 00:20:37,100
I would love to go on a proper date.
437
00:20:44,633 --> 00:20:45,833
Well, this has been fun.
438
00:20:45,967 --> 00:20:48,367
Erm, yeah, well, just...
we're just going to go on.
439
00:20:48,567 --> 00:20:50,033
Yeah, we're just going to hang out.
440
00:20:50,100 --> 00:20:52,567
It was so nice to meet you, Andy.
Yeah, you too, see you later.
441
00:20:52,700 --> 00:20:53,833
See you soon? Yeah.
442
00:20:53,900 --> 00:20:57,100
It's been an unusual day
at Northend Airport,
443
00:20:57,233 --> 00:21:01,100
but with the sense of a job
well done, the team can head home.
444
00:21:01,167 --> 00:21:03,833
For Detective Bradshaw,
the successful handover means
445
00:21:03,967 --> 00:21:05,900
he'll regrettably
be leaving Northend,
446
00:21:06,100 --> 00:21:09,033
but with a little luck,
he'll be back very soon.
447
00:21:09,167 --> 00:21:12,167
You know, I've got to be honest,
every time I come to Northend,
448
00:21:12,233 --> 00:21:15,100
I am always like,
"Where are the cameras?"
449
00:21:15,233 --> 00:21:18,300
And now there are
actually cameras, so...
450
00:21:18,367 --> 00:21:22,367
it makes a lot of sense to me.
451
00:21:22,567 --> 00:21:24,833
Although I'm still not really sure,
452
00:21:24,967 --> 00:21:26,567
is this...
453
00:21:26,700 --> 00:21:31,233
is the show called
The Bleakest Place On Earth?
454
00:21:31,300 --> 00:21:32,833
Is that the name of the show?
455
00:21:35,367 --> 00:21:37,033
No doubt
about it
456
00:21:37,100 --> 00:21:38,433
I'm on my way
457
00:21:40,833 --> 00:21:41,567
Taking over
458
00:21:41,633 --> 00:21:43,633
I'm here to stay
459
00:21:43,767 --> 00:21:45,767
One day you'll be looking
460
00:21:45,900 --> 00:21:47,633
Well, here's a drumroll now
461
00:21:47,700 --> 00:21:49,167
Don't drop, don't tell me to sto
462
00:21:49,300 --> 00:21:51,967
Cos I'll be taking over today
463
00:21:52,100 --> 00:21:54,500
I'm taking over this old place
464
00:21:56,233 --> 00:21:58,500
I'm on my way to outer space
465
00:21:58,567 --> 00:22:00,500
? Don't drop
Don't tell me to stop. ?
466
00:22:00,550 --> 00:22:05,100
Repair and Synchronization by
Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0
35415
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Albanian
Amharic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bengali
Bosnian
Bulgarian
Catalan
Cebuano
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
English
Esperanto
Estonian
Finnish
French
Frisian
Galician
Georgian
German
Greek
Gujarati
Haitian Creole
Hawaiian
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Kazakh
Khmer
Korean
Kurdish (Kurmanji)
Kyrgyz
Lao
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Polish
Portuguese
Romanian
Russian
Samoan
Serbian
Sesotho
Shona
Sinhala
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish
Swahili
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Turkish
Ukrainian
Urdu
Uzbek
Vietnamese
