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Dre: In my family,
between the giant age range
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and all our different interests...
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[Sniffs]
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?
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Nice! That was my card!
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...it's hard to find
a game we can all play.
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Mount Rushmore!
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A cloud?
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A-An amoeba?
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Madagascar!
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O-Oh, a blob!
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- Texas!
- [Bell dings]
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- What?
- It's a ghost!
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Get her! Get her!
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- What are you... Oh, my God.
- Get her!
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So when I want to get everyone
together for game night,
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I have to bring out the big dog...
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"Monopoly."
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Aside from chess and checkers,
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it's the most popular game on earth.
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"Monopoly" is life. Hold up.
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That's confusing
since "Life" is also a game.
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The point is, with "Monopoly,"
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how you play reveals who you are.
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For example, Diane is a killer.
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Guys! Game time!
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And Jack is never gonna make it.
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Just like in life, "Monopoly's"
all about who you team up with
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and Bow and I are inseparable.
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We got the shoe?
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- You know it.
- [Laughs]
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Because only weirdos are wheelbarrows.
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- Oh, God, I love game night.
- Mm-hmm.
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We get to be all cozy, just family.
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- Hey, guys!
- Hi.
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Hey.
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...and an interloper no one likes.
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Ooh! I call the wheelbarrow.
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Hi, Dr. Johnson, Mr. Johnson.
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I brought you some wine.
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Oh, how nice.
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How rude.
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We could be alcoholics. She don't know.
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Be nice.
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- Thank you.
- Yes, thank you,
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minor with alcohol,
roping us in to your felony.
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[Chuckles]
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Hey, Megan. What's up?
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We're the dog. Don't even try.
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Rainbow: Oh. Diane.
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Since there are so many of us,
we play with partners, so...
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She's the brain, I'm the hands.
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And we are an established partnership...
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- Mm-hmm.
- ...not some high-school fling.
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Oh, and remember, this is about fun.
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Yeah. [Chuckles]
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- And winning.
- Sure.
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Fun and winning.
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Whatever helps you sleep at night, babe.
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Well, nobody sleeps
better than a winner.
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Uh, Dad is obsessed with winning
because he never does.
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They do.
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[DMX's "Where the Hood At" plays]
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? Where the hood, where the
hood, where the hood at ?
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? Have that... in the cut,
where the wood at? ?
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- ? Dee, waah, unh ?
- Unh!
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Looking good, Mrs. Johnson.
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Back at you, Mr. Johnson.
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- Come on. Let's get it.
- Hey!
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Yo! Mm-hmm. Unh-unh.
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I thought they were divorced.
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Oh, we are. Violently so.
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Yeah. You see, this nightmare
of a man ruined my life,
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but I wouldn't have anybody else
as my "Monopoly" partner.
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- Hey!
- They are ruthless.
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Hey, hey, it's just a friendly
family game, Junior.
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Uh-huh.
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Everybody, $10 on the Free Parking.
You know the rules.
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- Here we go.
- Give it up, give it up.
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- Give it up, give it up.
- I've never heard of that.
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- See, in my family...
- No one cares what you do.
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This is "Black Monopoly,"
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so let me break down
the rules for you, all right?
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- No side-coaching...
- Mnh-mnh.
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- ...no gifting of money...
- Mnh-mnh.
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...but loans are allowed.
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Just know you're never
gonna get your money back.
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You cannot collect rent
while you're in jail...
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- Yep.
- ...and Pops does not pay income tax.
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Reparations.
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And do not forget
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about the Andre Johnson Man Baby Tax.
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- Oh, yeah, yeah.
- Junior: Oh!
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If you lose your temper
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- and you flip the board...
- Ruby: Mm-hmm.
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...you owe everyone an actual $100.
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- Diane: Yep.
- Uh-huh.
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I got this scar from a flying
top hat hitting me in 2015.
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Ooh.
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But I got paid, though,
you know what I'm saying?
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- [Indistinct chatter]
- Green money!
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Green money!
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- Let's play.
- Let's do it!
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- ? My baby don't mess around ?
- both: All right.
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- Listen up.
- Yes!
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? Because she loves me so,
and this I know fo sho ? [All cheering]
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- 1, 2, 3, 4!
- Yeah!
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Hey, move me!
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- ? But does she really want to ?
- Hey, that was crazy!
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- ? But can't stand to see me ?
- [Laughs]
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- ? Walk out the door? ?
- Diane: All right, all right, all right.
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Aah!
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- ? Shake it, sh-shake it ?
- Oh!
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Okay. Okay. Okay.
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- ? Shake it, sh-shake it ?
- All: Ohh!
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Come on. Give me 5 to stay alive.
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? Like a Polaroid picture ?
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- Hey!
- ? Hey ya ?
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[Dice clacking]
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- ? Hey ?
- [Music stops]
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[Clacking continues]
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Okay.
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This is why people hate you.
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Okay. Okay.
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- [Dice clatter]
- Oh.
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Can I get another try, just...
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all: No!
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[Ding!] _
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Mm, mm, mm, mm. Yes!
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All right. All right,
come on, Community Chest!
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Okay. Talk to me.
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"You've won second prize
in a beauty contest.
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[Singsong voice] Collect $10!"
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Can't even come in first
in a made-up contest.
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Okay, I'm still very much
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- younger than you in real life.
- Baby.
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- All right, all right.
- So... Shh.
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- Ooh. 1, 2, collect $200.
- $200!
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3, 4... Baltic. We'll take it.
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Oh, statistically speaking,
I wouldn't do that.
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Unless you own four houses,
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Baltic and Mediterranean
is a terrible investment.
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Uh, statistically speaking, Junior,
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you need to shut [bleep] up.
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[Ruby laughs]
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- Give me $60.
- [Laughing] All right.
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Hey. When did I have cashews?
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- Ah, 1, 2, 3, 4.
- Unh, unh, unh, unh.
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- Kentucky Avenue!
- Ooh!
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[As Foghorn Leghorn] Oh, I say, I say,
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you owe me $18 for Kentucky, sir.
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...3, 4.
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[Brooklyn accent]
$200 for New York Avenue?
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[Brooklyn accent] Forget about it!
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Okay. Unh, unh, unh.
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St. Charles Place.
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Who owns that?
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[Jamaican accent] Hey, mon. Pay me now.
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Lord, have mercy.
What you think this is?
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Shabba!
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[Normal voice] I'm sorry.
My family went to Sandals.
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[Groans]
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- Okay.
- Yes!
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That's your third double!
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- [Laughs]
- [Normal voice] No!
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Can't go to jail again.
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Oh, it's okay, honey.
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I will sell you
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my Get Out of Jail Free card
for a dollar.
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Wait. We don't need her help.
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Why don't you just take it, honey?
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Let's win on our own.
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You know what?
Mom, I don't need your help.
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- What?
- You know my girl.
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She got me while I'm serving my nickel.
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Gonna put money on my books.
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- Yuck.
- Ain't that right, boo?
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I'm scared to say anything this time.
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- [Baby crying]
- You know what?
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Okay. I will be right back.
Keep playing without me.
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- [Dice clatter]
- You sure?
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You know, I'm happy to wait.
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Means less if you roll
before you say it, Dre!
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New York! We own it.
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Oh, sorry. No rent for jailbirds.
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That's white justice.
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[Laughs]
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Oh! Another double!
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Suddenly, with Bow gone,
I could feel my luck changing.
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Marvin's Garden!
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Uh-huh. I'll take it.
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Dad, it's Marvin Gardens.
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- $20 change, please.
- Not Marvin's Garden.
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It's like it's not Olive's Garden.
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You talkin' 'bout how my baby
loves Olive's Garden?
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Y'all are just jealous because
I got the first Monopoly.
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Oh, we got a Monopoly?
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No, I got a Monopoly, Albatross.
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What?
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You know, now I'm finally
starting to understand
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why I always lose.
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Why? 'Cause you're bad at this?
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Children, how about I give you
Vermont Avenue...
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- What?
- ...and $100...
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- No!
- ...if you take Mommy on your team.
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Wha...
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$200, and you agree
not to have any more children.
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- Okay, that's a decision I have... no.
- Deal.
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- Deal.
- No. No, okay.
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- Jack: Thank you.
- I don't know what is going on here.
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- What's going on?
- That's exactly why I sold you.
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- You sold me?
- Uh-huh.
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Now, please, go on. Get up over there.
Your team awaits.
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- Oh... my... God.
- Your team awaits.
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It's time for Daddy to shine
because this couch is all mine.
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- Wow. Okay. Sure.
- [Laughs]
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So, I'm finally living
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now that something
has separated me and Bow...
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- me.
- Let me squeeze in.
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- Mom.
- Okay. I'm fine.
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- Hold on. Help me in, then.
- Aah!
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- Ooh.
- I got it.
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Ugh. Damn velour.
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Doesn't breathe.
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We never should have changed
what worked.
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? Won on you ?
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? We won on you, we won ?
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? Won, won, won-won,
won, won-won, won, won ?
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I loved those suits.
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I never would have blown your boat up
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if I knew those suits were on it.
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- I'm gonna go to the bathroom.
- Okay.
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Jack, don't make any deals
or trades without me.
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- Understand?
- Okay. All right.
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Hey, Jack.
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How about I trade you Short Line
for Pacific Avenue?
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Uh, Diane said no trades.
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Okay, how about you give me that one,
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and I'll give you this one?
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Oh. A give-and-give!
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- Mm-hmm.
- Sure.
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No, no! Don't do it.
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Hey, no side-coaching.
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Sweetheart, it's not a good trade.
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No side-coaching!
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I'm on his team now.
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Statistically, Short Line is worthless
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without the other three railroads,
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and you don't have them.
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Now, maybe Grandma and Pops,
they'll sell theirs to you.
252
00:08:41,454 --> 00:08:43,087
Stop lyin' to the boy.
253
00:08:43,156 --> 00:08:45,856
You know we never go easy on anybody.
254
00:08:45,958 --> 00:08:48,926
We want our money, man!
255
00:08:48,961 --> 00:08:51,395
Ruby: I swear to God, little boy!
256
00:08:51,497 --> 00:08:53,030
Okay.
257
00:08:53,099 --> 00:08:54,665
[Whispers] Hey, Jack.
258
00:08:54,767 --> 00:08:56,667
[Normal voice] You just do
what you think is right,
259
00:08:56,769 --> 00:08:59,103
and everyone will respect you for it.
260
00:08:59,205 --> 00:09:00,304
Okay?
261
00:09:00,406 --> 00:09:02,039
Jack.
262
00:09:02,075 --> 00:09:04,308
You know what the right thing to do is.
263
00:09:04,410 --> 00:09:05,910
Think, honey.
264
00:09:05,978 --> 00:09:07,945
?
265
00:09:07,970 --> 00:09:08,856
Let's trade.
266
00:09:08,881 --> 00:09:10,581
- Aw, man!
- [Laughs]
267
00:09:11,333 --> 00:09:12,249
Dumb baby.
268
00:09:12,352 --> 00:09:13,617
- Dad!
- Dre.
269
00:09:13,720 --> 00:09:16,020
He is a dumb baby.
Look. This is my corner.
270
00:09:16,122 --> 00:09:18,522
I own this corner.
271
00:09:18,591 --> 00:09:21,292
Ah! I am a corner boy!
272
00:09:21,361 --> 00:09:22,827
- [Laughs]
- Diane: What did you do?
273
00:09:22,929 --> 00:09:24,662
You're just the hands.
274
00:09:24,764 --> 00:09:26,459
I'm the brains!
275
00:09:26,506 --> 00:09:27,898
Okay, I'd like three houses, please.
276
00:09:28,000 --> 00:09:30,835
- Oh, Lord.
- Are you sure you want to do that, Dre?
277
00:09:30,903 --> 00:09:32,670
You know, you might overextend yourself.
278
00:09:32,739 --> 00:09:35,239
You know what?
279
00:09:35,308 --> 00:09:36,507
Give me six more houses.
280
00:09:36,576 --> 00:09:39,009
You can't hold me back anymore.
I got this.
281
00:09:39,078 --> 00:09:40,711
- Oh, look at this.
- [Chuckles]
282
00:09:40,813 --> 00:09:42,313
Look at this. Uh-huh.
283
00:09:42,382 --> 00:09:45,750
Come to my corner, 'cause
the corner is always open!
284
00:09:45,818 --> 00:09:47,151
- Like your mouth.
- Mm-hmm.
285
00:09:47,253 --> 00:09:49,019
Come on, now.
286
00:09:49,088 --> 00:09:50,287
Oh, look at that, look at that.
287
00:09:50,390 --> 00:09:53,224
- What you got, Pops? What you got?
- ...2, 3.
288
00:09:53,326 --> 00:09:54,191
Yes!
289
00:09:54,293 --> 00:09:55,393
[Groans]
290
00:09:55,461 --> 00:09:57,294
Atlantic. Damn!
291
00:09:57,363 --> 00:09:59,797
That's $800, old man!
Count it out slowly.
292
00:09:59,899 --> 00:10:02,133
[Exhales forcefully, dice clack]
293
00:10:02,209 --> 00:10:04,635
Uh-huh. Ooh! Uh-oh. Uh-oh.
This don't look good.
294
00:10:04,737 --> 00:10:06,437
Rainbow: Mnh, mnh, mnh...
295
00:10:06,539 --> 00:10:07,538
No!
296
00:10:07,640 --> 00:10:09,140
Ooh! Another eight hundy!
297
00:10:09,208 --> 00:10:10,408
You know what? I'ma come around there,
298
00:10:10,476 --> 00:10:12,009
'cause I want you to put it
in my waistband.
299
00:10:12,044 --> 00:10:13,210
- Come on.
- Don't do that.
300
00:10:13,279 --> 00:10:15,312
- Stop acting a fool.
- Okay, mama.
301
00:10:15,381 --> 00:10:17,448
Grandma, will you loan us $200?
302
00:10:17,550 --> 00:10:19,917
We never loan, we never sell.
303
00:10:19,952 --> 00:10:24,622
What's in the brassiere
stays in the brassiere.
304
00:10:24,657 --> 00:10:26,357
Except for when
you're napping on the couch.
305
00:10:26,426 --> 00:10:28,626
My waistband is waiting.
306
00:10:28,728 --> 00:10:29,894
Oh, God.
307
00:10:29,996 --> 00:10:31,128
[Laughs]
308
00:10:31,230 --> 00:10:32,396
Oh, it's so unappealing.
309
00:10:32,498 --> 00:10:33,664
Here you go, Dre. Just go.
310
00:10:33,766 --> 00:10:37,001
I'll see you and your mama
on the street.
311
00:10:37,036 --> 00:10:40,037
Get out of here.
Listen, I'm gonna fix this.
312
00:10:40,139 --> 00:10:41,272
Junior.
313
00:10:42,108 --> 00:10:44,008
Can you lend us $200?
314
00:10:44,110 --> 00:10:45,476
- Sure.
- Oh.
315
00:10:45,545 --> 00:10:47,344
We really shouldn't.
316
00:10:47,413 --> 00:10:49,680
We're saving for a house on New York.
317
00:10:49,749 --> 00:10:51,816
Oh. [Laughs]
318
00:10:51,884 --> 00:10:53,250
Megan really loves theater.
319
00:10:53,319 --> 00:10:54,485
[Both chuckle]
320
00:10:56,122 --> 00:10:58,055
?
321
00:10:58,124 --> 00:10:59,390
- [Wheelbarrow clacking]
- Hey.
322
00:11:00,626 --> 00:11:02,059
Uh-oh.
323
00:11:02,161 --> 00:11:04,795
You owe me $390, Jungle Fever.
324
00:11:04,864 --> 00:11:06,230
Can we borrow $200?
325
00:11:06,299 --> 00:11:07,198
No, they don't...
326
00:11:07,300 --> 00:11:08,599
Yeah, I guess we could do that.
327
00:11:08,668 --> 00:11:10,201
Wait a minute.
328
00:11:10,236 --> 00:11:11,769
Whatever happened to, "We never loan,
329
00:11:11,838 --> 00:11:12,803
- we never sell"?
- Yeah.
330
00:11:12,872 --> 00:11:14,338
We never lend or sell to you people,
331
00:11:14,407 --> 00:11:15,940
but there's something
about her just feels,
332
00:11:16,008 --> 00:11:17,475
I don't know, a little more trustworthy.
333
00:11:17,577 --> 00:11:19,243
Yes, it does.
334
00:11:19,345 --> 00:11:20,411
Come on, now.
335
00:11:20,480 --> 00:11:21,979
Y'all all know she's good for it.
336
00:11:22,081 --> 00:11:23,247
This is the worst day ever.
337
00:11:23,316 --> 00:11:24,682
[Vic Mensa's "U Mad" plays]
338
00:11:24,784 --> 00:11:26,016
- ? Ooh ?
- Aah!
339
00:11:26,118 --> 00:11:27,051
- ? I don't need y'all either ?
- Pops: ...7, 8, 9.
340
00:11:27,153 --> 00:11:28,052
Oh, no!
341
00:11:28,154 --> 00:11:29,887
- Yeah!
- Damn!
342
00:11:29,956 --> 00:11:31,856
? Ooh, don't wanna talk about it ?
343
00:11:31,958 --> 00:11:34,792
$50 from every player.
344
00:11:34,827 --> 00:11:35,860
- ? Like I don't know nobody ?
- [Laughs]
345
00:11:35,928 --> 00:11:37,528
- Aw.
- For God's sake, boy.
346
00:11:37,597 --> 00:11:40,064
Gettin' on my nerves. Give it to him!
347
00:11:40,166 --> 00:11:42,099
? Oh, you mad, huh? ?
348
00:11:43,636 --> 00:11:46,103
? Oh, you mad, huh? ?
349
00:11:46,205 --> 00:11:47,104
? Ooh ?
350
00:11:47,173 --> 00:11:48,105
- ? Oh, you mad, huh? ?
- Bam!
351
00:11:48,207 --> 00:11:49,273
I'm rich!
352
00:11:49,375 --> 00:11:50,641
- I'm rich!
- Jack: Oh!
353
00:11:50,743 --> 00:11:51,809
[Laughs]
354
00:11:51,911 --> 00:11:52,977
I'm rich!
355
00:11:53,079 --> 00:12:01,185
I'm riiiiiiiiiiiiiiich!
356
00:12:01,254 --> 00:12:02,553
- [Music stops]
- Where'd you get those from, Dre?
357
00:12:02,622 --> 00:12:05,222
Not a strip club,
'cause I don't go to them.
358
00:12:05,291 --> 00:12:08,429
Will you just roll the damn dice, then?
359
00:12:08,468 --> 00:12:09,271
[Laughs]
360
00:12:09,296 --> 00:12:11,795
On my own, I was unstoppable.
361
00:12:11,898 --> 00:12:13,664
Victory was just around the corner.
362
00:12:13,766 --> 00:12:16,066
...6, 7, 8, 9... 10.
363
00:12:16,135 --> 00:12:17,601
Finally! Finally!
364
00:12:17,670 --> 00:12:19,637
Park Place with a hotel.
365
00:12:19,705 --> 00:12:22,439
- You owe us $1,500.
- Mm-hmm.
366
00:12:22,542 --> 00:12:23,941
- That's chump change.
- Give it here.
367
00:12:24,043 --> 00:12:24,975
- Chump change.
- Yeah. Come on.
368
00:12:25,044 --> 00:12:26,210
Roll again. Roll again!
369
00:12:26,279 --> 00:12:28,379
Come on, snake eyes! Come on!
370
00:12:28,481 --> 00:12:31,248
[Chuckles] Just look in the mirror.
You can see them.
371
00:12:31,350 --> 00:12:32,583
Oh!
372
00:12:32,652 --> 00:12:34,785
- [Laughing]
- Sweet Black Jesus!
373
00:12:34,887 --> 00:12:36,754
Sweet Black Jesus! $2,000!
374
00:12:36,856 --> 00:12:39,623
$2,000. [Laughs]
375
00:12:39,725 --> 00:12:41,325
You in trouble there, Dre?
376
00:12:41,360 --> 00:12:43,794
No. I'm a real estate impresario.
377
00:12:43,863 --> 00:12:46,597
I'll get it back
as soon as one of you fools
378
00:12:46,666 --> 00:12:50,200
check into my huge, luxurious hotels.
379
00:12:50,303 --> 00:12:51,869
You're Donald Trump.
380
00:12:51,938 --> 00:12:54,672
- Rainbow: Yeah.
- Mm-hmm.
381
00:12:54,740 --> 00:12:56,340
I am Donald Trump.
382
00:12:56,442 --> 00:12:59,076
[Laughs]
383
00:13:00,179 --> 00:13:01,946
Oh! 5. All right.
384
00:13:02,014 --> 00:13:03,981
Oh! Passed Go. Give me $200, Pops.
385
00:13:04,050 --> 00:13:06,083
- Pops: All right, all right.
- ...3, 4, 5.
386
00:13:06,185 --> 00:13:09,153
No! Ha! Income tax!
387
00:13:09,178 --> 00:13:10,049
[Laughs]
388
00:13:10,112 --> 00:13:13,057
[Singsong voice] There goes your $200.
389
00:13:13,120 --> 00:13:14,863
- [Laughter]
- Boom!
390
00:13:14,927 --> 00:13:17,595
You know what? I don't need it.
391
00:13:17,953 --> 00:13:20,030
? Did the impossible ?
- Oh!
392
00:13:20,132 --> 00:13:21,231
- ? Now we're unstoppable ?
- 3, 4, 5, 6.
393
00:13:21,334 --> 00:13:24,234
- Whoo! Let's go!
- [Laughs]
394
00:13:24,337 --> 00:13:26,203
1, 2, 3.
395
00:13:26,272 --> 00:13:29,573
? Can't stop, never sleep
'cause you know we ?
396
00:13:29,642 --> 00:13:32,776
? Did the impossible,
now we're unstoppable ?
397
00:13:32,845 --> 00:13:34,945
? Push the line every time, never quit ?
398
00:13:34,981 --> 00:13:38,315
? Dig deep, always fight, always win ?
399
00:13:38,384 --> 00:13:40,718
? Can't stop,
never sleep 'cause you know we ?
400
00:13:40,820 --> 00:13:42,886
? Did the impossible ?
401
00:13:42,955 --> 00:13:46,123
? Push the line every time, never quit ?
402
00:13:46,158 --> 00:13:48,092
? Dig deep, always fight, always win ?
403
00:13:48,160 --> 00:13:50,427
Looks like you're gonna
have to turn a few tricks
404
00:13:50,496 --> 00:13:53,464
on that empty corner there, corner boy.
405
00:13:53,532 --> 00:13:56,100
[Laughter]
406
00:13:56,168 --> 00:13:58,268
[Singsong voice] Corner boy.
407
00:13:58,337 --> 00:14:00,871
Corner boy.
408
00:14:00,940 --> 00:14:02,906
- [Jack chuckles]- Shut up.
409
00:14:02,975 --> 00:14:04,842
Ruby: Oh.
410
00:14:04,867 --> 00:14:05,676
8.
411
00:14:05,745 --> 00:14:07,678
[Dramatic music plays]
412
00:14:07,780 --> 00:14:11,649
5, 6, 7, 8.
413
00:14:11,674 --> 00:14:12,683
Short Line.
414
00:14:12,785 --> 00:14:14,018
- Oh!
- [Normal voice] Ha!
415
00:14:14,086 --> 00:14:16,153
Ha! Pay me!
416
00:14:16,255 --> 00:14:18,288
[Laughs]
417
00:14:18,357 --> 00:14:19,923
Pay... Pay us.
418
00:14:19,959 --> 00:14:21,325
Pay... Pay us, 'cause we're a team.
419
00:14:21,427 --> 00:14:22,593
We're, like... Yeah.
420
00:14:22,662 --> 00:14:25,262
Guys, this is just a game,
so, like, calm down, right?
421
00:14:25,331 --> 00:14:27,665
Whatever. 25 bucks ain't nothing.
I got that.
422
00:14:27,741 --> 00:14:29,204
Well, uh, not if I give him
Reading Railroad.
423
00:14:29,266 --> 00:14:31,502
- Oh. Thank you.
- Now you owe them $50.
424
00:14:31,570 --> 00:14:34,505
You know what? Why not make it $100?
425
00:14:34,607 --> 00:14:35,973
Oh! Okay.
426
00:14:36,075 --> 00:14:37,241
Rainbow: Nice.
427
00:14:37,309 --> 00:14:39,410
Uh, why are all you guys
ganging up on me like this?
428
00:14:39,512 --> 00:14:41,245
Because it's fun to see you lose.
429
00:14:41,280 --> 00:14:42,546
Oh, yes, it is.
430
00:14:42,615 --> 00:14:45,182
Here, baby. Take B&O, too.
431
00:14:45,251 --> 00:14:46,684
- [Squeals]
- Bury him.
432
00:14:46,786 --> 00:14:49,420
- Mama.
- [Ruby chuckles]
433
00:14:49,488 --> 00:14:51,555
This is against the rules.
434
00:14:51,624 --> 00:14:54,058
You all know that you cannot
give him your property!
435
00:14:54,126 --> 00:14:58,095
But they can all sell them to me
for the hefty price of $1.
436
00:14:58,164 --> 00:14:59,930
- Mm-hmm.
- [Chuckles]
437
00:14:59,999 --> 00:15:02,132
Let get me that paper, playboy.
438
00:15:02,234 --> 00:15:03,333
- All right.
- Mm-hmm.
439
00:15:03,436 --> 00:15:05,169
Okay, I mean, you know, I could...
440
00:15:05,237 --> 00:15:06,537
I can scrape that together.
441
00:15:06,572 --> 00:15:07,705
- I mean, you know, I just have to...
- Give me...
442
00:15:07,807 --> 00:15:09,940
my... money.
443
00:15:10,009 --> 00:15:12,910
Okay. Okay. I mean,
i-i-i-it's here somewhere.
444
00:15:12,978 --> 00:15:14,378
I just have to...
You know, I just got to...
445
00:15:14,413 --> 00:15:17,614
Give me... my... money!
446
00:15:17,683 --> 00:15:20,150
Okay. All right. Uh...
447
00:15:20,219 --> 00:15:22,219
You know, uh, my secret stash money
448
00:15:22,321 --> 00:15:23,721
I put under the board is all gone.
449
00:15:23,823 --> 00:15:25,222
Might be under the table money,
450
00:15:25,324 --> 00:15:27,291
'cause, you know,
it went all over the place.
451
00:15:27,393 --> 00:15:29,159
Uh...
452
00:15:29,261 --> 00:15:32,362
[Suspenseful music plays]
453
00:15:32,465 --> 00:15:33,330
Bra money, mama?
454
00:15:33,432 --> 00:15:36,133
Oh, hell, no.
455
00:15:36,235 --> 00:15:40,404
I'ma ask you one more time,
[Scoffs] dumb baby.
456
00:15:40,473 --> 00:15:41,305
[Gasps]
457
00:15:41,407 --> 00:15:42,906
Ooh.
458
00:15:43,008 --> 00:15:46,777
My real estate empire has failed.
459
00:15:46,879 --> 00:15:48,812
I have no friends.
460
00:15:48,881 --> 00:15:50,547
Oh, my God.
461
00:15:51,784 --> 00:15:53,150
I am Donald Trump.
462
00:15:53,252 --> 00:15:54,251
Sad.
463
00:15:54,353 --> 00:15:56,120
Fake game!
464
00:15:56,222 --> 00:15:57,488
I was cheated bigly!
465
00:15:57,590 --> 00:15:58,522
Her e-mails!
466
00:15:58,624 --> 00:15:59,990
Her e-mails!
467
00:16:00,092 --> 00:16:01,592
Stupid Hillary!
468
00:16:01,694 --> 00:16:04,261
Stupid Hillary! Put her in jail!
469
00:16:05,297 --> 00:16:06,597
$100!
470
00:16:06,699 --> 00:16:07,731
Real money!
471
00:16:07,833 --> 00:16:10,434
[All cheering]
472
00:16:11,837 --> 00:16:12,703
Yeah!
473
00:16:12,805 --> 00:16:15,372
- Fork it over!
- Hey!
474
00:16:15,474 --> 00:16:16,673
You're not getting a penny!
475
00:16:16,742 --> 00:16:18,909
- [Laughs]
- Hey, I'll see you on the streets!
476
00:16:19,011 --> 00:16:20,878
[Laughter]
477
00:16:20,946 --> 00:16:22,846
Wow. Black Monopoly is wild!
478
00:16:22,948 --> 00:16:24,114
Pops: Uh, little white girl,
479
00:16:24,216 --> 00:16:25,983
when you go home and you tell
your family about tonight,
480
00:16:26,085 --> 00:16:27,684
I suggest you just say "Monopoly."
481
00:16:28,504 --> 00:16:29,536
[Cheers]
482
00:16:29,568 --> 00:16:32,356
So, "Monopoly" revealed some new truths.
483
00:16:32,458 --> 00:16:34,291
Jack was gonna make it,
484
00:16:34,393 --> 00:16:36,411
and maybe I couldn't do it alone.
485
00:16:37,325 --> 00:16:38,606
[Laughs]
486
00:16:38,706 --> 00:16:41,442
I'm going to count that as a win.
487
00:16:41,521 --> 00:16:43,988
We were right on track until
your son threw a temper tantrum.
488
00:16:44,056 --> 00:16:45,122
To the Dream Team.
489
00:16:45,191 --> 00:16:47,591
Mm, yes, Lord.
490
00:16:47,660 --> 00:16:49,326
Mm.
491
00:16:49,428 --> 00:16:51,495
That was fun.
492
00:16:51,564 --> 00:16:53,831
You know what, Ruby?
493
00:16:53,933 --> 00:16:56,267
I really miss you handing
me money out your brassiere.
494
00:16:56,335 --> 00:16:59,434
I miss hearing you talk
to little white girls like that.
495
00:16:59,512 --> 00:17:00,671
[Both chuckle]
496
00:17:00,773 --> 00:17:02,208
Now, why didn't we work again?
497
00:17:02,263 --> 00:17:03,896
Because you slept
with all my girlfriends.
498
00:17:03,965 --> 00:17:05,564
And you blew up both my boats.
499
00:17:05,666 --> 00:17:06,966
Hmm. Reparations.
500
00:17:07,068 --> 00:17:09,535
You think we ought to make another go?
501
00:17:09,637 --> 00:17:11,403
I mean, we might make it this time.
502
00:17:11,472 --> 00:17:13,372
All your girlfriends are dead.
503
00:17:13,474 --> 00:17:16,508
And you don't have any more boats.
504
00:17:16,611 --> 00:17:19,511
?
505
00:17:19,580 --> 00:17:23,582
I got to say, Jack, you really
handled yourself in that game.
506
00:17:23,684 --> 00:17:26,051
You might actually make it
without a full-time caretaker.
507
00:17:26,153 --> 00:17:28,654
I swallowed a hotel.
508
00:17:28,756 --> 00:17:30,890
[Sighs]
509
00:17:30,992 --> 00:17:33,592
?
510
00:17:33,628 --> 00:17:36,228
This was fun.
Your dad is intense, but cool.
511
00:17:36,330 --> 00:17:38,397
Your mom, though, is not nice at all.
512
00:17:38,466 --> 00:17:41,300
Look, I like you, Megan,
but I think you should know...
513
00:17:41,402 --> 00:17:42,501
that's my mom.
514
00:17:42,570 --> 00:17:44,303
Totally! Totally. Totally.
515
00:17:44,405 --> 00:17:46,071
And, out of respect for your mom,
516
00:17:46,173 --> 00:17:48,040
I'm not going to invite you
back to my house
517
00:17:48,142 --> 00:17:49,541
where my parents are out of town
518
00:17:49,644 --> 00:17:53,312
and the Jacuzzi
is a comfortable 97 degrees.
519
00:17:54,615 --> 00:17:56,548
She was totally out of line.
520
00:17:56,617 --> 00:17:59,018
I will testify against her.
521
00:17:59,120 --> 00:18:00,486
?
522
00:18:00,588 --> 00:18:02,321
Tell me more about this Jacuzzi.
523
00:18:02,390 --> 00:18:06,725
Marvin's Garden
is where it all went wrong.
524
00:18:06,827 --> 00:18:08,027
Oh.
525
00:18:08,095 --> 00:18:09,295
Maybe I should've taken the purple
526
00:18:09,397 --> 00:18:10,796
then the light blue corner.
527
00:18:10,865 --> 00:18:12,431
But wait.
528
00:18:12,533 --> 00:18:14,733
Megan was obviously attracted to me.
529
00:18:14,769 --> 00:18:17,603
Maybe I should have used that
to my advantage.
530
00:18:17,705 --> 00:18:19,772
What are you doing?
531
00:18:19,840 --> 00:18:21,807
Oh, trying to figure out
where I went wrong.
532
00:18:21,909 --> 00:18:23,008
[Chuckles]
533
00:18:23,077 --> 00:18:27,346
In general or just today?
534
00:18:27,415 --> 00:18:28,881
You know what?
535
00:18:28,950 --> 00:18:30,883
- I deserved to lose.
- Mm.
536
00:18:30,952 --> 00:18:33,686
I've been thinking about it, and...
537
00:18:33,754 --> 00:18:35,087
I probably shouldn't have sold you.
538
00:18:35,189 --> 00:18:36,188
Ah.
539
00:18:36,257 --> 00:18:37,923
But when I had these dice in my hand,
540
00:18:38,025 --> 00:18:39,525
it was so clear to me
541
00:18:39,560 --> 00:18:41,927
that my life would have been
so much better
542
00:18:42,029 --> 00:18:42,895
without you in it.
543
00:18:42,997 --> 00:18:44,897
- Dre.
- [Chuckles]
544
00:18:44,999 --> 00:18:48,367
But, without you in it to balance me,
545
00:18:48,469 --> 00:18:50,402
- I became a monster.
- Mm-hmm.
546
00:18:50,504 --> 00:18:52,972
A broke, friendless monster.
547
00:18:53,074 --> 00:18:56,041
I know.
548
00:18:56,110 --> 00:18:57,476
You're lost without me.
549
00:18:57,578 --> 00:18:59,311
- It's true.
- Mm-hmm.
550
00:18:59,413 --> 00:19:02,448
- You make me a better man.
- Yes. Yes, I do.
551
00:19:02,550 --> 00:19:03,916
Hey, remember that time
552
00:19:04,018 --> 00:19:05,484
you went to that conference in Montreal?
553
00:19:05,586 --> 00:19:06,485
Mm-hmm.
554
00:19:06,587 --> 00:19:07,853
Me and the kids survived
555
00:19:07,955 --> 00:19:10,990
on Hot Pockets for five days,
556
00:19:11,092 --> 00:19:12,524
not warmed up.
557
00:19:12,593 --> 00:19:14,426
Why didn't you just
order take-out like I do?
558
00:19:14,528 --> 00:19:18,010
- Huh. It never occurred to me.
- [Chuckles]
559
00:19:19,333 --> 00:19:20,733
I need you, baby.
560
00:19:20,835 --> 00:19:22,234
Aww.
561
00:19:22,336 --> 00:19:24,169
Honey, I need you, too,
562
00:19:24,271 --> 00:19:27,072
'cause one day's, a woman's
gonna take Junior away from me,
563
00:19:27,174 --> 00:19:30,442
and all I'll have is you.
564
00:19:30,544 --> 00:19:31,443
Huh?
565
00:19:31,545 --> 00:19:32,778
Just you.
566
00:19:32,880 --> 00:19:34,213
Ooh.
567
00:19:34,315 --> 00:19:36,115
And because you love me.
568
00:19:36,217 --> 00:19:39,084
Sure. Yeah.
569
00:19:39,186 --> 00:19:41,687
[Chuckles]
570
00:19:41,789 --> 00:19:42,855
I love being on your team.
571
00:19:42,957 --> 00:19:44,723
I love being on your team.
572
00:19:44,825 --> 00:19:46,058
- You know, babe.
- Mm-hmm,
573
00:19:46,127 --> 00:19:47,793
I'ma get back to this game.
I'ma figure this out.
574
00:19:47,895 --> 00:19:49,061
- I'm going to bed.
- Okay.
575
00:19:49,163 --> 00:19:50,496
- Good night, baby.
- Good night. Love you.
576
00:19:50,598 --> 00:19:51,530
Love you, too.
577
00:19:51,632 --> 00:19:53,799
All right, so...
578
00:19:53,901 --> 00:19:55,968
- if I roll that...
- [Dice clack]
579
00:19:59,562 --> 00:20:00,695
Come on, Dre!
580
00:20:00,783 --> 00:20:02,541
It's time to go trick-or-treating!
581
00:20:03,502 --> 00:20:05,434
Well, some people think
you shouldn't be able to go
582
00:20:05,536 --> 00:20:06,835
until you pay up.
583
00:20:06,937 --> 00:20:08,268
It's me.
584
00:20:08,331 --> 00:20:09,409
- [Chuckles]
- Come on.
585
00:20:09,607 --> 00:20:10,908
Okay.
586
00:20:10,948 --> 00:20:12,314
- For you. That one.
- Thank you.
587
00:20:12,416 --> 00:20:13,482
- [Muttering]
- Thank you.
588
00:20:13,584 --> 00:20:15,417
You take that one.
589
00:20:16,004 --> 00:20:18,338
Yeah, put it in my waistband!
590
00:20:18,440 --> 00:20:19,573
Unh! Unh!
591
00:20:19,641 --> 00:20:21,311
- Take that one.
- Thank you.
592
00:20:21,381 --> 00:20:24,082
So, I can still be a part
of the family costume?
593
00:20:24,184 --> 00:20:28,419
[Deep voice] Dad, you are my father.
594
00:20:28,522 --> 00:20:31,122
- [Rainbow laughs]
- Junior: Jack, we've practiced this.
595
00:20:31,224 --> 00:20:32,524
You can't lead with "Dad."
596
00:20:32,626 --> 00:20:34,425
It ruins the reveal
that he's your father!
597
00:20:34,528 --> 00:20:36,160
[Normal voice] What's the difference?
598
00:20:36,229 --> 00:20:38,062
"What's the difference"?
599
00:20:38,164 --> 00:20:40,565
It's only one of the most
important scenes
600
00:20:40,667 --> 00:20:41,833
in cinematic history.
601
00:20:41,935 --> 00:20:44,035
Help me, Devante.
602
00:20:44,137 --> 00:20:46,204
You're my only hope.
603
00:20:46,306 --> 00:20:49,340
[Gravelly voice] Devante,
you're my only son.
604
00:20:49,409 --> 00:20:51,910
- [Scoffs] Dre.
- Okay. Nonsensical.
605
00:20:52,012 --> 00:20:53,679
You're Darth Vader. He's Yoda.
606
00:20:53,703 --> 00:20:55,343
[Sighs] Oh, God. Okay.
607
00:20:55,367 --> 00:20:58,967
608
00:20:59,017 --> 00:21:03,567
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