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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,822 --> 00:00:04,723 I think he's a danger to the community, and I want you to 2 00:00:04,724 --> 00:00:06,491 keep an eye on him, follow him around. 3 00:00:06,492 --> 00:00:08,531 Keep me posted on what's happenin'. 4 00:00:08,532 --> 00:00:11,484 - Sounds dangerous. - Aah! 5 00:00:11,485 --> 00:00:14,821 - Aah! - [Grunts] 6 00:00:14,822 --> 00:00:17,345 - [Burps] - So, this your garden? 7 00:00:17,346 --> 00:00:19,602 We just trying to do a little something for the community. 8 00:00:19,603 --> 00:00:20,493 What the hell is this? 9 00:00:20,494 --> 00:00:21,932 It's an eviction notice, 10 00:00:21,933 --> 00:00:24,664 compliments of myself and the Compton city council. 11 00:00:24,665 --> 00:00:26,896 I don't like the nigga, either, but I ain't gonna snitch. 12 00:00:26,897 --> 00:00:28,894 Look, I don't need you to help me get him off the streets. 13 00:00:28,895 --> 00:00:30,902 I already have enough to get him on a 5150. 14 00:00:30,903 --> 00:00:32,338 Psychiatric evaluation? 15 00:00:32,339 --> 00:00:34,474 Someone needs to stop that concert. 16 00:00:34,475 --> 00:00:37,005 - [Energy hums] - Got a nice one for y'all. 17 00:00:37,006 --> 00:00:38,845 The lot y'all standin' on has 18 00:00:38,846 --> 00:00:41,481 been purchased by Maxwell property management... 19 00:00:41,482 --> 00:00:44,317 company I work for. 'Cause by next week this time, 20 00:00:44,318 --> 00:00:47,718 this gangsta's paradise is gonna be a gangsta's parking lot. 21 00:00:47,719 --> 00:00:51,625 Yo, man, we got 5-0 out here with an arrest warrant for your boy on a 5150. 22 00:00:51,626 --> 00:00:52,659 You got to go. 23 00:00:52,660 --> 00:00:55,828 - He needs to vanish now. - You got to go! 24 00:00:57,781 --> 00:00:59,866 My pops be on some bullshit, man. 25 00:00:59,867 --> 00:01:02,702 Every time, man, got your boy lookin' like the bearer of bad 26 00:01:02,703 --> 00:01:06,422 news around this mother. [Breathes deeply] 27 00:01:06,423 --> 00:01:09,342 "Believe, believe, believe"... I mean, that's all I be on, man. 28 00:01:09,343 --> 00:01:11,461 I believe, but it's hard to make another young brother believe 29 00:01:11,462 --> 00:01:13,213 when you ain't comin' through with shit, man. 30 00:01:13,214 --> 00:01:16,041 And you know how folks around here all foolish and inpatient. 31 00:01:16,042 --> 00:01:18,027 - KPGB breaking news. - Police say the man is 32 00:01:18,028 --> 00:01:20,436 mentally disturbed and potentially dangerous. 33 00:01:20,437 --> 00:01:23,556 Authorities say the man may also have been involved in a bizarre 34 00:01:23,557 --> 00:01:26,559 manure robbery that resulted in three horses escaping into the 35 00:01:26,560 --> 00:01:30,813 city of Compton, with one of those horses still at large. 36 00:01:30,814 --> 00:01:32,482 That ain't right! 37 00:01:32,483 --> 00:01:34,697 I ain't crazy! I just be tryin' to tell people 38 00:01:34,698 --> 00:01:37,023 what's good. I mean, like, my pops got a big 39 00:01:37,024 --> 00:01:40,096 crib, you know? Eat good, live phat, man, you know? 40 00:01:40,097 --> 00:01:41,741 Folks waitin' for blessing's and 41 00:01:41,742 --> 00:01:43,993 shit, and you don't ever come down with nothin', man. 42 00:01:43,994 --> 00:01:48,613 What's up, man? Got me lookin' cra... 43 00:01:49,583 --> 00:01:53,553 - [police radio chatter] - Oh! Black Jesus! 44 00:01:53,554 --> 00:01:55,722 I'm sorry. Do... do we know each other? 45 00:01:55,723 --> 00:01:57,640 - Lord, Jesus! - No, no, you got 46 00:01:57,641 --> 00:02:00,016 - the wrong dude. - No, you the son of God, ain't you? 47 00:02:00,017 --> 00:02:01,594 No, no, not me. 48 00:02:01,595 --> 00:02:05,724 It's Jesus! Jesus! Hey, hey, let me get a pic for my Instagram! 49 00:02:11,508 --> 00:02:16,922 Sync and corrections by awaqeded - www.addic7ed.com - 50 00:02:17,244 --> 00:02:18,676 So, I was prayin' last night, right? 51 00:02:18,677 --> 00:02:20,947 I mean, like, really prayin'... prayin' hard. 52 00:02:20,948 --> 00:02:23,449 Just trying to figure out what the [Bleep] would Jesus do. 53 00:02:23,450 --> 00:02:25,835 Then it came to me like a vision. 54 00:02:25,836 --> 00:02:29,395 This is the holy land, and we got to do whatever we got to do to protect it. 55 00:02:29,396 --> 00:02:30,590 I don't know, Fish. 56 00:02:30,591 --> 00:02:32,458 Well, I do know, because I have faith. 57 00:02:32,459 --> 00:02:35,762 Think about it. Boonie, Jesus on the run, our 58 00:02:35,763 --> 00:02:39,334 garden is about to be bulldozed. It's all just a big test of faith. 59 00:02:39,335 --> 00:02:41,551 Hey. All done. 60 00:02:41,552 --> 00:02:44,845 Still no word from Jesus. 'Sup, Maggs? 61 00:02:44,846 --> 00:02:46,694 - What happened to you? - I was just preparing 62 00:02:46,695 --> 00:02:49,011 - some garden defenses. - Okay, what's "garden defenses"? 63 00:02:49,012 --> 00:02:49,892 I set a pit trap 64 00:02:49,893 --> 00:02:51,945 - over there on the east side. - What's a pit trap? 65 00:02:51,946 --> 00:02:54,314 You know, you dig a hole, cover it with branches, 66 00:02:54,315 --> 00:02:56,482 with leaves, intruder doesn't see it, they fall in... done. 67 00:02:56,483 --> 00:02:58,484 - It's pretty effective, too. - Are you serious man? 68 00:02:58,485 --> 00:03:00,153 - Booby traps? - Guerilla tactics! 69 00:03:00,154 --> 00:03:01,654 That's not guerilla tactics. 70 00:03:01,655 --> 00:03:03,823 That's some ewok tactics. You think that's what Jesus 71 00:03:03,824 --> 00:03:06,395 wants... he wants us to take on the whole Compton police force, 72 00:03:06,396 --> 00:03:09,562 - like a bunch of damn ewoks? - Ain't nobody no damn ewoks! 73 00:03:09,563 --> 00:03:10,913 We soldiers for Christ! 74 00:03:10,914 --> 00:03:14,137 All Jesus ever did was try to get you to stop fighting. 75 00:03:14,138 --> 00:03:15,900 No, what... 76 00:03:15,970 --> 00:03:18,471 what he wanted was for me to learn the difference between 77 00:03:18,472 --> 00:03:20,723 fighting for nothin' and fightin' for somethin', and now 78 00:03:20,724 --> 00:03:22,558 - I know that difference. - You're wrong. 79 00:03:22,559 --> 00:03:23,977 - Oh, I'm wrong?! - Yes. 80 00:03:23,978 --> 00:03:25,845 Well, where the hell is your damn faith, Maggs? 81 00:03:25,846 --> 00:03:27,701 You can have all the faith in the world and still be 82 00:03:27,702 --> 00:03:30,400 - completely [Bleep] wrong. - You a non-believer. 83 00:03:30,401 --> 00:03:32,574 So you can take your non-believin' ass up out of here 84 00:03:32,575 --> 00:03:35,271 if you ain't on God's side. Tray, you still believe? 85 00:03:35,272 --> 00:03:37,391 Heck yeah, Fish. We're still cool, Maggs. 86 00:03:37,392 --> 00:03:39,006 - Shut up! - Even Trayvon still believe. 87 00:03:39,007 --> 00:03:40,069 Look, guys, I'm 88 00:03:40,070 --> 00:03:41,845 gonna finish setting the pit on the north side. 89 00:03:41,846 --> 00:03:44,708 You guys figure this out. 90 00:03:44,933 --> 00:03:47,275 I love you, and everybody loves you. 91 00:03:49,057 --> 00:03:51,011 And for the record, the ewoks won! 92 00:03:51,012 --> 00:03:52,395 Because they had faith! 93 00:03:52,396 --> 00:03:54,424 You're an idiot, Fish. 94 00:03:54,425 --> 00:03:56,871 The ewoks was some little fornicatin' mother 95 00:03:56,872 --> 00:03:58,211 [bleep] There was so many of them... 96 00:03:58,212 --> 00:04:02,392 Shut up, Boonie. Man, Magg's trippin'. 97 00:04:02,633 --> 00:04:04,767 I mean, what is Jesus always sayin'? 98 00:04:04,768 --> 00:04:07,373 Belief, belief, belief. 99 00:04:08,029 --> 00:04:08,957 I can't believe we 100 00:04:08,958 --> 00:04:10,890 never got this ketchup, man, to the market. 101 00:04:10,891 --> 00:04:13,686 You have no idea how good I feel right now. 102 00:04:13,687 --> 00:04:15,003 What if Martin Luther King Jr. didn't 103 00:04:15,004 --> 00:04:16,362 have faith? Or Nelson mandela? 104 00:04:16,363 --> 00:04:18,731 - What if he ain't have faith? - We ain't tryin' to be 105 00:04:18,732 --> 00:04:21,734 like them, man! Them niggas had rough-ass lives. 106 00:04:21,735 --> 00:04:25,405 Dogs, jail, white folks on they ass all the time. 107 00:04:25,406 --> 00:04:27,407 Jesus got better plans for me than that, man! 108 00:04:27,408 --> 00:04:29,409 Your ass startin' to sound like Maggs. 109 00:04:29,410 --> 00:04:31,744 Have you niggas forgotten about the miracles that God has 110 00:04:31,745 --> 00:04:34,162 provided thus far already? What about them damn magic 111 00:04:34,163 --> 00:04:37,291 tomatoes, huh? Or them evil-ass Mexicans that 112 00:04:37,292 --> 00:04:39,218 turned into nice, polite, friendly Mexicans? 113 00:04:39,219 --> 00:04:41,966 Look, man, I ain't got no girlfriend or nowhere to live. 114 00:04:41,967 --> 00:04:44,223 And followin' Jesus around done 115 00:04:44,224 --> 00:04:46,759 ruined my whole damn life, but I ain't trippin'. 116 00:04:46,760 --> 00:04:49,345 I don't care. Because of these tomatoes. 117 00:04:49,346 --> 00:04:51,765 Well, I suggest you wake up and see what's goin' on, then. 118 00:04:51,766 --> 00:04:52,899 There will be no more tomatoes 119 00:04:52,900 --> 00:04:55,268 if we don't stand up and fight for the holy garden of Compton. 120 00:04:55,269 --> 00:04:56,819 Look, okay, Fish, I get it. 121 00:04:56,820 --> 00:05:00,566 It was our fault. Because Jesus warned me not to 122 00:05:00,567 --> 00:05:02,825 get Dianne high off these tomatoes, man, but I ain't 123 00:05:02,826 --> 00:05:05,495 listened to him. But it's all good, though. 124 00:05:05,496 --> 00:05:08,286 - 'Cause God still love me. - So y'all just gonna give up? 125 00:05:08,287 --> 00:05:09,778 You think that's what Jesus wants? 126 00:05:09,779 --> 00:05:10,783 Hey, man, it don't 127 00:05:10,784 --> 00:05:13,252 matter what Jesus want. My mom said it's over. 128 00:05:13,253 --> 00:05:16,122 She's done with this, man. In fact, I got to be home in 129 00:05:16,123 --> 00:05:17,840 30 minutes or she gonna beat my ass. 130 00:05:17,841 --> 00:05:20,009 Ooh. 131 00:05:22,513 --> 00:05:25,883 What's up, convict? Mad 'cause I chased your friend away? 132 00:05:25,884 --> 00:05:28,516 Mad 'cause I shut down your little garden? 133 00:05:28,972 --> 00:05:30,353 Well, guess what. 134 00:05:30,354 --> 00:05:32,855 It's just me and you now. No witnesses. 135 00:05:32,856 --> 00:05:35,074 So what you want to do? 136 00:05:37,194 --> 00:05:40,646 - I forgive you, Vic. - Oh, you forgive me? 137 00:05:40,647 --> 00:05:43,316 Well, I hope you learned something from all this, like, 138 00:05:43,317 --> 00:05:47,606 uh, never trust false prophets or niggas that's wearin' brown dresses. 139 00:05:47,607 --> 00:05:48,788 Yeah, that's right. 140 00:05:48,789 --> 00:05:52,652 I'll be the first one there to watch them bulldoze that shit down. 141 00:05:52,653 --> 00:05:54,076 Vic! 142 00:05:54,077 --> 00:05:55,760 - Lloyd. - I been calling you all day! 143 00:05:55,761 --> 00:05:56,879 You get my messages? 144 00:05:56,880 --> 00:05:58,332 Been kind of busy, you know. 145 00:05:58,333 --> 00:06:00,466 Vic, we did it. We did it. 146 00:06:00,467 --> 00:06:04,170 We finally run off Jesus. Ah, come on. Let's celebrate. 147 00:06:04,171 --> 00:06:06,556 - We make a great team. - We made a good team. 148 00:06:06,557 --> 00:06:09,342 - What do you mean? - The con man's gone. 149 00:06:09,343 --> 00:06:12,562 The garden's shut down. Job's over. That's it. 150 00:06:12,563 --> 00:06:15,398 - You firin' me, Vic? - No, I'm not firing you. 151 00:06:15,399 --> 00:06:16,970 The job is over. 152 00:06:16,971 --> 00:06:20,763 We can go and do other things. We could go ruin other people's lives. 153 00:06:20,764 --> 00:06:23,062 Come on, Vic. We had a good thing goin'. 154 00:06:23,063 --> 00:06:24,490 You can go back to... 155 00:06:24,491 --> 00:06:27,458 Being a bum. Goodbye, Lloyd. 156 00:06:27,459 --> 00:06:29,412 Vic... Vic, listen to me, Vic. 157 00:06:29,413 --> 00:06:31,889 - Listen to me. - Get your hands off the gate, Lloyd. 158 00:06:31,890 --> 00:06:32,709 Wait. Hold on, Vic. 159 00:06:32,710 --> 00:06:36,702 I'm-a wash up, Vic, every day. At least once a week. 160 00:06:36,703 --> 00:06:39,705 Vic. Come on back, Vic. 161 00:06:39,706 --> 00:06:43,509 We supposed to be friends. Vic! 162 00:06:46,880 --> 00:06:49,627 Just like the time the devil tried to tempt me, boy. 163 00:06:49,628 --> 00:06:50,833 What I do? I held you down. 164 00:06:50,834 --> 00:06:53,116 Cuz was like, "I got bitches." 165 00:06:53,117 --> 00:06:54,974 You know what I said? "I don't need your bitches, 166 00:06:54,975 --> 00:06:56,389 'cause my pops got entertainment!" 167 00:06:56,390 --> 00:06:59,308 You know? He was like, "I'm-a make you the 168 00:06:59,309 --> 00:07:01,394 most famous mother [Bleep] in the land!" 169 00:07:01,395 --> 00:07:03,396 I'm like, "fool, I don't need your fame! 170 00:07:03,397 --> 00:07:05,565 I'm down with God!" You know, it don't get no 171 00:07:05,566 --> 00:07:09,108 greater than that, man. We the world's most dangerous group. 172 00:07:09,314 --> 00:07:12,272 Caps was poppin' like N.W.A in '89, man. 173 00:07:12,273 --> 00:07:13,539 Everybody's [Bleep] crazy. 174 00:07:13,540 --> 00:07:15,973 - [Tires screeching] - Hey, man! 175 00:07:15,974 --> 00:07:18,629 Don't you know pedestrians got the right of way, mother [Bleep] 176 00:07:18,630 --> 00:07:22,415 - I'm standing my ground! - [Gunshots] 177 00:07:22,749 --> 00:07:26,152 - I'm standing my ground! - [Gunshot] 178 00:07:28,255 --> 00:07:30,472 [Muffled rap music plays] 179 00:07:32,643 --> 00:07:38,264 - Victor Hargrove? - Yeah. What up? 180 00:07:38,265 --> 00:07:40,266 What's this shit, man? Hey, come here, man! 181 00:07:40,267 --> 00:07:41,934 Hey, hey, hey! Come back here. 182 00:07:41,935 --> 00:07:45,271 I'm being sued? Hey, come here, man! 183 00:07:45,272 --> 00:07:48,608 Hey! I'm being sued? 184 00:07:48,609 --> 00:07:51,611 Well, hello, there, Victor. 185 00:07:51,612 --> 00:07:53,946 - Lloyd, you suin' me? - Breach of contract, 186 00:07:53,947 --> 00:07:57,617 wrongful termination, fraud. In the words of the greatest 187 00:07:57,618 --> 00:08:00,119 dance movie ever made, you got served, suckah. 188 00:08:00,120 --> 00:08:02,979 I'll holla, you holla. I'm-a holla at you. 189 00:08:02,980 --> 00:08:04,640 Holla! 190 00:08:10,547 --> 00:08:13,215 And, child, if this is a test of faith, let me tell 191 00:08:13,216 --> 00:08:14,850 you right now, Ms. Tudi's gonna fail. 192 00:08:14,851 --> 00:08:17,687 And I know my Jesus don't want me to go to jail, and even if he 193 00:08:17,688 --> 00:08:20,166 did, Ms. Tudi ain't goin' to jail. 194 00:08:20,167 --> 00:08:21,474 Yeah, well, Fish is going to jail. 195 00:08:21,475 --> 00:08:23,822 'Cause I know if he stays down there, something bad is gonna 196 00:08:23,823 --> 00:08:26,279 happen, and Jason and Trayvon are staying down there, too. 197 00:08:26,280 --> 00:08:27,667 Maggie, what do you want me to do? 198 00:08:27,668 --> 00:08:29,315 I already got one idiot son. That's enough. 199 00:08:29,316 --> 00:08:32,767 - I can't worry about these boys. - Ms. Tudi, we have to do something. 200 00:08:32,768 --> 00:08:34,354 We can't just leave them down there. 201 00:08:34,355 --> 00:08:37,382 There is nothing to do. It's over. 202 00:08:37,383 --> 00:08:40,658 It can't just be over, because then what was all of this about? 203 00:08:40,698 --> 00:08:43,865 Child, I don't know. 204 00:08:43,961 --> 00:08:48,250 I ask myself that all the time. 205 00:08:48,251 --> 00:08:54,409 I ask it when my husband left. I ask it when my sister passed. 206 00:08:54,808 --> 00:08:57,760 I think Jesus just wants us to be better people. 207 00:08:57,761 --> 00:09:01,347 He wants Fish to stay out of trouble, he wants Boonie to take 208 00:09:01,348 --> 00:09:04,850 care of them kids... And he wants me to stop bein' 209 00:09:04,851 --> 00:09:08,202 such a greedy bitch. I'm tryin'. 210 00:09:08,203 --> 00:09:10,523 - Lord knows I'm tryin'. - All right, well, what 211 00:09:10,524 --> 00:09:13,228 does our lord and savior want for me, then? 212 00:09:13,229 --> 00:09:18,463 Girl, that's easy. Just wants you to love yourself more. 213 00:09:19,571 --> 00:09:21,376 It's the only thing standing in your way. 214 00:09:21,377 --> 00:09:23,170 Oh, Ms. Tudi... 215 00:09:23,171 --> 00:09:24,618 You know you're my favorite. 216 00:09:24,619 --> 00:09:27,506 - Come here, girl. - [Both laugh] 217 00:09:30,794 --> 00:09:33,676 - Hey, I saw you on TV. - No, you didn't. 218 00:09:33,677 --> 00:09:35,325 Yes, I did. I saw you on the news. 219 00:09:35,326 --> 00:09:36,181 - No. - Yes. 220 00:09:36,182 --> 00:09:38,055 - No! - Yes! 221 00:09:42,439 --> 00:09:45,475 Hey, you're the guy who stole the horse poop! 222 00:09:45,476 --> 00:09:47,163 No, you got the wrong idea, man. 223 00:09:47,164 --> 00:09:49,180 Wasn't even like that, man. We was just tryin' to do 224 00:09:49,181 --> 00:09:51,646 something good for the community garden... you know, grow some 225 00:09:51,647 --> 00:09:54,510 vegetables, man... natural, organic stuff, you know? 226 00:09:54,753 --> 00:09:57,359 Folks don't even know what kind of chemicals these big companies 227 00:09:57,360 --> 00:09:59,926 are putting in the food that we eatin' every day, man. 228 00:09:59,927 --> 00:10:03,179 - How do you make a garden? - [Sighs] 229 00:10:03,180 --> 00:10:06,382 You don't make a garden, bro. God makes a garden. 230 00:10:06,383 --> 00:10:09,040 All we do is put the stuff together and let him do the rest. 231 00:10:09,041 --> 00:10:10,500 How long does it take? 232 00:10:10,501 --> 00:10:12,305 You got to have patience, man. 233 00:10:12,306 --> 00:10:15,081 God moves at his own pace. But first you got to make sure 234 00:10:15,082 --> 00:10:17,026 - you got some land. - And then what? 235 00:10:17,027 --> 00:10:18,412 You got to see if the soil's good? 236 00:10:18,413 --> 00:10:19,721 - And then what? - Bro, you gonna 237 00:10:19,722 --> 00:10:22,982 be an excellent probation officer one day, man. Damn. 238 00:10:22,983 --> 00:10:26,152 - After that, you plant the seed. - And let God do the rest? 239 00:10:26,153 --> 00:10:30,156 - [Choir vocalizing] - [Laughing] 240 00:10:30,157 --> 00:10:33,326 Ha ha! Hallelujah! That's it! 241 00:10:33,327 --> 00:10:37,046 Look, you just helped me solve a major conundrum. 242 00:10:37,047 --> 00:10:39,248 Thanks, little dude. I got to get back to the garden. 243 00:10:39,249 --> 00:10:40,666 Aren't you forgetting something? 244 00:10:40,667 --> 00:10:42,502 You know, where are my manners? 245 00:10:42,503 --> 00:10:45,138 Good lookin' out, pimp. That's good lookin'. 246 00:10:45,139 --> 00:10:47,223 - No! - What you want, a tip, man? 247 00:10:47,224 --> 00:10:48,674 I ain't got no money, dawg. 248 00:10:48,675 --> 00:10:50,765 That's jacked up, man. I be hookin' you up with stuff 249 00:10:50,766 --> 00:10:52,979 for free all the time, man. What's up with that? 250 00:10:52,980 --> 00:10:55,147 No, that! 251 00:10:57,601 --> 00:10:59,785 [Laughing] 252 00:10:59,821 --> 00:11:00,326 _ _ 253 00:11:00,327 --> 00:11:01,816 You wearing my suit? 254 00:11:01,817 --> 00:11:03,884 Our suit. Our cologne. 255 00:11:03,885 --> 00:11:05,586 So, you really gonna do this? 256 00:11:05,587 --> 00:11:07,218 - Mm-hmm. - Tryin' to sue me for 257 00:11:07,219 --> 00:11:10,307 half of everything I have? After everything I've done for 258 00:11:10,308 --> 00:11:12,593 - you, Lloyd? - What you did for me. 259 00:11:12,594 --> 00:11:15,730 What about what I did for you? When Ms. Tudi dropped your black 260 00:11:15,731 --> 00:11:18,399 ass and your life fell apart, who picked you back up and put 261 00:11:18,400 --> 00:11:21,097 you back together? You may not need me now, but you 262 00:11:21,098 --> 00:11:24,296 needed me then. And you made some big promises. 263 00:11:24,297 --> 00:11:27,935 - Promises? - May I submit exhibit "a"? 264 00:11:29,913 --> 00:11:32,196 Lloyd, I swear to God, 265 00:11:32,197 --> 00:11:36,784 you help me get rid of this dress-wearin', ashy-ankled, 266 00:11:36,785 --> 00:11:40,454 perm-having mother [Bleep] you can move in tonight. 267 00:11:40,455 --> 00:11:42,840 Sleep on the couch every night. I promise you. 268 00:11:42,841 --> 00:11:46,756 Mr. Vic, can I consider this a legally binding contract? 269 00:11:46,757 --> 00:11:49,430 We are partners. 270 00:11:49,431 --> 00:11:52,371 Okay, it's a contract. 271 00:11:52,550 --> 00:11:54,713 You're a wonderful man, Mr. Vic. 272 00:11:54,970 --> 00:11:57,438 That is bullshit! 273 00:11:57,439 --> 00:11:59,774 It's obvious I was drunk! Ain't no way... 274 00:11:59,775 --> 00:12:01,642 ain't no way that's legally binding. 275 00:12:01,643 --> 00:12:05,258 Shoot, tell it to my ex-wife. 276 00:12:05,280 --> 00:12:07,670 All right, everybody, let's bring it in for a quick prayer. 277 00:12:07,671 --> 00:12:09,726 _ 278 00:12:09,727 --> 00:12:11,536 Let's go y'all. 279 00:12:11,583 --> 00:12:15,837 Let us pray. Dear God, we pray for the safe 280 00:12:15,838 --> 00:12:17,872 return of your son, Jesus Christ. 281 00:12:17,873 --> 00:12:20,477 And we pray that you give us the strength and courage to face our 282 00:12:20,478 --> 00:12:23,060 enemies and defend the holy garden of Compton. 283 00:12:23,145 --> 00:12:25,995 _ 284 00:12:26,853 --> 00:12:29,905 _ 285 00:12:29,906 --> 00:12:32,283 Lord, they can break our bones or rip the flesh from our 286 00:12:32,284 --> 00:12:36,107 bodies, but we shall not falter! They can lock us up and throw 287 00:12:36,108 --> 00:12:39,727 away the key or use guns against us or even take the very life 288 00:12:39,728 --> 00:12:42,773 that we own, heavenly father, but we shall not give up this 289 00:12:42,774 --> 00:12:43,786 sacred land! 290 00:12:43,787 --> 00:12:46,598 _ 291 00:12:46,869 --> 00:12:51,823 Lord, it's in the name of Jesus. We thank you, amen. 292 00:12:51,824 --> 00:12:54,459 Hey! Trigger! Spyder, where y'all goin', man? 293 00:12:54,460 --> 00:12:55,993 Uh, we're gonna sit this one out, eh? 294 00:12:55,994 --> 00:12:58,796 Yeah, sorry, man. We'll keep prayin' for you, eh? 295 00:12:58,797 --> 00:13:01,499 So, just to be clear, we're settling on a guaranteed 296 00:13:01,500 --> 00:13:05,159 one-year employment and shared use of the defendant's apartment unit. 297 00:13:05,598 --> 00:13:08,163 He's gonna have to wash his ass. 298 00:13:11,810 --> 00:13:15,344 My client will use best efforts to keep those areas 299 00:13:15,345 --> 00:13:17,765 clean and fresh. The settlement also includes 300 00:13:17,766 --> 00:13:20,685 shared use of the defendant's automobile, all of which was 301 00:13:20,686 --> 00:13:22,687 promised to plaintiff for services rendered. 302 00:13:22,688 --> 00:13:24,849 Look, just... let's just hurry up and get it over with, man. 303 00:13:24,850 --> 00:13:26,491 I can't afford to pay this joker 304 00:13:26,492 --> 00:13:29,948 another hour, man. Next Johnnie Cochran, my ass. 305 00:13:29,949 --> 00:13:31,962 Okay. 306 00:13:34,783 --> 00:13:37,001 Bullshit... 307 00:13:39,538 --> 00:13:43,046 I don't know. It's just like God hate me or something, man. 308 00:13:47,796 --> 00:13:50,815 [Laughing] 309 00:13:52,128 --> 00:13:54,018 Jason, Trayvon. 310 00:13:54,019 --> 00:13:55,970 Hey, man, get up. Y'all ass supposed to be out 311 00:13:55,971 --> 00:13:58,473 there settin' booby traps, not sittin' up here getting' high 312 00:13:58,474 --> 00:14:01,111 off these damn green tomatoes. Hey, Trayvon, get up, man! 313 00:14:01,112 --> 00:14:02,610 Hey, let him sleep, man. 314 00:14:02,611 --> 00:14:04,445 He been on that trap shit all night. 315 00:14:04,446 --> 00:14:06,114 Hey, we got work to do, man. 316 00:14:06,115 --> 00:14:08,065 What the hell you over here doing, Boonie? 317 00:14:08,066 --> 00:14:11,112 Come on, man. We been friends since we was little. 318 00:14:11,113 --> 00:14:12,904 If you goin' to jail, I don't 319 00:14:12,905 --> 00:14:15,354 - want no beef between us. - Ain't nobody goin' to 320 00:14:15,355 --> 00:14:17,549 jail if you niggas just tighten up and have a little faith. 321 00:14:17,550 --> 00:14:20,711 Look, Fish, I love you, my dude, but that ewok shit 322 00:14:20,712 --> 00:14:22,663 ain't gonna work. [Laughs] 323 00:14:22,664 --> 00:14:25,983 Ewok? Fool, we fightin' for God's will right now. 324 00:14:25,984 --> 00:14:27,482 We at war, and the enemy got his 325 00:14:27,483 --> 00:14:30,292 hand around our neck. But I'm ready to die for this shit! 326 00:14:30,293 --> 00:14:31,467 Could you say the same?! 327 00:14:31,468 --> 00:14:33,508 - [Laughs] - Come on, Tupac. 328 00:14:33,509 --> 00:14:36,394 [Laughs] Lighten up, man. 329 00:14:36,395 --> 00:14:39,447 Have a tomato, chill out, be good, man. 330 00:14:39,448 --> 00:14:42,850 [Laughs] He said "Tupac." 331 00:14:42,851 --> 00:14:45,102 Yo, what's funny? You out of here. 332 00:14:45,103 --> 00:14:46,604 - Hey! - You too. 333 00:14:46,605 --> 00:14:47,814 - Man, come on. - You niggas is 334 00:14:47,815 --> 00:14:50,491 excommunicated from the holy garden of Compton. 335 00:14:50,492 --> 00:14:53,701 That's right... keep walkin'. Y'all gonna see, all I need is God. 336 00:14:53,702 --> 00:14:55,496 Aah! What the [Bleep] 337 00:14:55,497 --> 00:14:57,748 - Tray, come help us! - Boonie! 338 00:14:57,749 --> 00:14:59,917 - Get your hand off my ass, man! - I can't move! 339 00:14:59,918 --> 00:15:02,920 - Tray! - [Birds chirping] 340 00:15:05,807 --> 00:15:10,044 Fish! Tray! 341 00:15:10,045 --> 00:15:12,713 - Guys, hello?! - Hey, yo, Maggs! 342 00:15:12,714 --> 00:15:14,799 - Maggs. - Please help. 343 00:15:14,800 --> 00:15:18,603 [Laughing] Oh, my God. 344 00:15:18,604 --> 00:15:21,858 Oh, you guys got caught in one of your own net traps. 345 00:15:21,859 --> 00:15:22,890 Man, this shit ain't funny. 346 00:15:22,891 --> 00:15:24,725 - Just get us out of here. - Okay. But I want to 347 00:15:24,726 --> 00:15:26,694 tell you guys something, and I want you to listen. 348 00:15:26,695 --> 00:15:27,769 No, I ain't high no more. 349 00:15:27,770 --> 00:15:29,525 - This shit is nasty. - Come on, Maggs, please. 350 00:15:29,526 --> 00:15:32,054 Okay, okay, look, I love this garden, but I love 351 00:15:32,055 --> 00:15:33,786 you guys more. You're all I got. 352 00:15:33,787 --> 00:15:35,954 You and Jesus, you're the only family that I have. 353 00:15:35,955 --> 00:15:39,407 I got no career, I don't have a boyfriend, I-I don't even really 354 00:15:39,408 --> 00:15:43,794 have any homegirls. So I don't want us to fight, okay? 355 00:15:43,795 --> 00:15:46,258 And I don't want us to go to jail, or... 356 00:15:46,259 --> 00:15:47,965 or get killed or anything, but I feel like what 357 00:15:47,966 --> 00:15:51,142 Jesus wants is for us to stick together and to look out for 358 00:15:51,143 --> 00:15:54,889 each other, so if you guys are gonna stay, then I'll stay. 359 00:15:54,890 --> 00:15:56,807 - You serious, Maggs? - Mm-hmm. 360 00:15:56,808 --> 00:15:58,759 Just get us the [Bleep] out of here! 361 00:15:58,760 --> 00:16:01,596 - For real! - Save our garden! 362 00:16:01,597 --> 00:16:05,516 Save our garden! Save our garden! 363 00:16:05,817 --> 00:16:09,053 Save our garden! Save our garden! 364 00:16:09,354 --> 00:16:13,107 Save our garden! Save our garden! 365 00:16:13,408 --> 00:16:17,228 Save our garden! Save our garden! 366 00:16:17,529 --> 00:16:21,282 Save our garden! Save our garden! 367 00:16:21,583 --> 00:16:25,320 Save our garden! Save our garden! 368 00:16:25,621 --> 00:16:29,957 Save our garden! Save our garden! 369 00:16:29,958 --> 00:16:33,511 People, you must evacuate the lot immediately. 370 00:16:33,512 --> 00:16:35,796 Those that refuse, you will be arrested. 371 00:16:35,797 --> 00:16:38,766 In the name of Jesus Christ [Bleep] y'all. 372 00:16:38,767 --> 00:16:41,435 You do not want this. Go home. 373 00:16:41,436 --> 00:16:43,042 Work with me. Come on now. Go home. 374 00:16:43,043 --> 00:16:46,524 - Let's do this, dawg. - Look, just go home. 375 00:16:46,525 --> 00:16:49,477 You must evacuate the lot immediately! 376 00:16:49,478 --> 00:16:51,479 - People work with me here. - Uh, excuse me, 377 00:16:51,480 --> 00:16:53,465 excuse me, excuse me. 378 00:16:55,701 --> 00:16:56,400 Boonie. 379 00:16:56,401 --> 00:16:58,486 - Mom. - Boonie, I just want 380 00:16:58,487 --> 00:17:02,104 to say to you that I am proud of you for takin' a stand. 381 00:17:02,105 --> 00:17:04,357 Hey, that's what's up, mom. 382 00:17:04,358 --> 00:17:06,505 But, nigga, I told your ass to stay home, didn't I?! 383 00:17:06,506 --> 00:17:07,306 You hardheaded! 384 00:17:07,307 --> 00:17:10,222 You a fat, hardheaded nigga just like your daddy! 385 00:17:10,223 --> 00:17:12,505 You need to listen to me, you understand me? 386 00:17:12,506 --> 00:17:15,842 People, disperse! Go home! 387 00:17:15,843 --> 00:17:18,978 Okay, you leave me no choice. Detail! 388 00:17:18,979 --> 00:17:21,528 - Advance! - What the [Bleep] y'all gonna do? 389 00:17:21,529 --> 00:17:28,822 [Indistinct shouting] 390 00:17:28,823 --> 00:17:32,575 - Take him down! - [Both laugh] 391 00:17:32,576 --> 00:17:35,745 [Horse whinnies] 392 00:17:47,041 --> 00:17:49,542 - He's returned! - I knew he'd come! 393 00:17:49,543 --> 00:17:52,546 Whoa, whoa! Calm down, everybody. 394 00:17:52,547 --> 00:17:54,430 - Jesus got those fools. - He's back! 395 00:17:54,431 --> 00:17:56,349 - My nigga. - Officers, I 396 00:17:56,350 --> 00:17:58,468 understand you lookin' for a horse? 397 00:17:58,469 --> 00:18:01,890 Here she is, safe and sound. She's been wanderin' around most 398 00:18:01,891 --> 00:18:05,058 of the time, probably scared as [Bleep] but here she is, man. 399 00:18:05,059 --> 00:18:06,526 - My bad. - Take him in. 400 00:18:06,527 --> 00:18:07,944 - No! - Hey! 401 00:18:07,945 --> 00:18:09,362 Put your hands behind your back. 402 00:18:09,363 --> 00:18:11,197 Hey, hey, hey, hey, chill out. 403 00:18:11,198 --> 00:18:13,967 We don't want no violence. You know, let the police do they job. 404 00:18:13,968 --> 00:18:15,101 Get off of him, man! 405 00:18:15,102 --> 00:18:17,403 Fish, relax, bro, for they know not what the 406 00:18:17,404 --> 00:18:19,822 [bleep] They do. We planted the seed already. 407 00:18:19,823 --> 00:18:22,041 Now we just got to let God do the rest. 408 00:18:22,042 --> 00:18:23,818 You feel me? Hey, don't even trip, though. 409 00:18:23,819 --> 00:18:26,045 I felt that faith, man. I could feel it, boy. 410 00:18:26,046 --> 00:18:27,914 That's good lookin'. Appreciate that. 411 00:18:27,915 --> 00:18:30,967 - Dianne, don't do this! - Take him in! 412 00:18:30,968 --> 00:18:33,419 Hey, don't even trip, pimps and pimpettes. 413 00:18:33,420 --> 00:18:35,505 I'll be right back. They tried to hide your boy 414 00:18:35,506 --> 00:18:38,258 behind a rock. I got out in three days, pimp! 415 00:18:38,259 --> 00:18:40,977 All right, I need everybody to go home or you will get 416 00:18:40,978 --> 00:18:42,428 arrested. Go! 417 00:18:42,429 --> 00:18:45,387 Don't stand here. Move! 418 00:18:46,273 --> 00:18:48,234 We tried. 419 00:18:48,235 --> 00:18:50,403 [Engine turns over] 420 00:18:59,330 --> 00:19:02,131 [Laughing] 421 00:19:27,339 --> 00:19:29,118 _ 422 00:19:29,443 --> 00:19:31,194 Yo, we got another scroll from Jesus. 423 00:19:31,195 --> 00:19:32,589 Watch out. 424 00:19:34,528 --> 00:19:36,199 Dear crew... 425 00:19:36,200 --> 00:19:37,951 What's crackin', y'all? 426 00:19:37,952 --> 00:19:40,203 Just wanted you to know your boy is in here still havin' a 427 00:19:40,204 --> 00:19:43,156 splendiferous time. Of course I'm in here spreadin' 428 00:19:43,157 --> 00:19:45,992 the word, and I'm tellin' you, man, I think I'm really getting' 429 00:19:45,993 --> 00:19:49,963 through to cats in here, man. They thirsty for the good news. 430 00:19:49,964 --> 00:19:52,903 They can't get enough of your boy sharin' God's love and grace. 431 00:19:52,904 --> 00:19:54,000 You feel me? 432 00:19:54,001 --> 00:19:55,551 It don't matter what you look like. 433 00:19:55,552 --> 00:19:58,087 It don't matter what you got on, 'cause, you know, come as you are. 434 00:19:58,088 --> 00:19:59,505 I want you like you is when you 435 00:19:59,506 --> 00:20:00,923 [bleep] With me. Come as you are. 436 00:20:00,924 --> 00:20:03,148 You know what I'm talk... player, you gonna have to wear 437 00:20:03,149 --> 00:20:05,478 some pants, man, 'cause you freakin' me out with that. 438 00:20:05,479 --> 00:20:08,481 Anyway, looks like the city decided to drop the charges for 439 00:20:08,482 --> 00:20:11,345 the shit heist. They said it was because of lack of evidence. 440 00:20:11,346 --> 00:20:13,824 That means I'm out of here in a couple of weeks. 441 00:20:13,825 --> 00:20:16,386 I think Dianne has some sympathy for your boy. 442 00:20:16,387 --> 00:20:18,166 She's a good woman, Jason. 443 00:20:18,167 --> 00:20:20,353 I know you mad at her, but don't let her get away. 444 00:20:20,354 --> 00:20:23,280 And that shit about Vic and Lloyd movin' in with each other? 445 00:20:23,281 --> 00:20:25,249 I'm talkin' about odd couple, for real, right? 446 00:20:25,250 --> 00:20:26,584 - [Laughs] - Yo, Lloyd, man, you 447 00:20:26,585 --> 00:20:28,202 takin' this too God damn far, all right? 448 00:20:28,203 --> 00:20:30,083 You don't put your clothes in my hamper, all right? 449 00:20:30,084 --> 00:20:32,379 These is bum clothes. Get that shit out of here. 450 00:20:32,380 --> 00:20:35,377 This is my hamper, man. You don't use my hamper, God damn it. 451 00:20:35,378 --> 00:20:36,098 "All right, y'all. 452 00:20:36,099 --> 00:20:38,835 In the meantime, hold it down. Be good to each other, and don't 453 00:20:38,836 --> 00:20:41,465 forget your lord and savior in here, 'cause your boy's about to 454 00:20:41,466 --> 00:20:44,552 be back on the bricks real soon. And give Ms. Tudi my love. 455 00:20:44,553 --> 00:20:47,555 P.S. Enclosed is a list of things I need for Trayvon to 456 00:20:47,556 --> 00:20:50,565 pick up from the store. Grab some strawberry sweets, 457 00:20:50,566 --> 00:20:52,393 some Pringles, and some canned tuna. 458 00:20:52,394 --> 00:20:54,519 Okay, I'm assuming there's no money involved. 459 00:20:54,520 --> 00:20:56,354 Does anybody want anything else while I'm out there? 460 00:20:56,355 --> 00:20:58,179 - Yeah, Now n' Laters. - Chapstick. 461 00:20:58,180 --> 00:20:59,333 Flamin' hot Cheetos. 462 00:20:59,334 --> 00:21:00,440 Get that bootleg dick pills. 463 00:21:00,441 --> 00:21:02,821 Sync and corrections by awaqeded - www.addic7ed.com - 464 00:21:02,871 --> 00:21:07,421 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 37455

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