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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,632 --> 00:00:03,983 I thought we talked about getting high and hanging 2 00:00:03,984 --> 00:00:06,704 - out with homeless dudes. - Hi, Dianne! 3 00:00:06,705 --> 00:00:08,169 So, this is the life you wanted? 4 00:00:08,170 --> 00:00:11,263 This is what you chose over me? I don't ever want to see you again. 5 00:00:11,264 --> 00:00:13,265 Are you happy? 6 00:00:13,266 --> 00:00:14,900 I'm selling everything that I got. 7 00:00:14,901 --> 00:00:17,717 I see you ain't selling your fancy track suits. 8 00:00:17,718 --> 00:00:21,963 This bitch, like fat, broke niggas that don't pay child support! 9 00:00:21,964 --> 00:00:23,195 All right, babies, 10 00:00:23,196 --> 00:00:24,983 let's make that money! Just take what you need. 11 00:00:24,984 --> 00:00:27,602 I don't want to hear it. A third goes to the cholos, 12 00:00:27,603 --> 00:00:30,739 a third goes to the community, and that leaves me a third. 13 00:00:30,740 --> 00:00:33,546 - Mr. Maxwell. - What the devil happened here? 14 00:00:33,547 --> 00:00:35,608 That's that man boss, fool. Get him out of here! 15 00:00:35,609 --> 00:00:37,068 You don't want him lose his job, do you? 16 00:00:37,069 --> 00:00:40,372 - Where the heck is Vic? - He runs a tight ship. 17 00:00:40,373 --> 00:00:42,167 He don't want nobody to have no fun. 18 00:00:42,168 --> 00:00:43,193 What the hell is this? 19 00:00:43,194 --> 00:00:44,350 It's an eviction notice, 20 00:00:44,351 --> 00:00:47,418 compliments of myself and the Compton city council. 21 00:00:47,419 --> 00:00:50,599 You guys are bad people, especially you... Bed, Bath and 22 00:00:50,600 --> 00:00:51,723 Beyond getup you've been wearing. 23 00:00:51,724 --> 00:00:53,702 Dress like a man, nigga. 24 00:00:54,954 --> 00:00:59,746 Look, y'all. I got some good news and some not-so-good news. 25 00:00:59,747 --> 00:01:05,385 [Speaking Spanish] 26 00:01:05,631 --> 00:01:08,052 The not-so-good news is we've been served with a 27 00:01:08,053 --> 00:01:10,969 notice of eviction, and we got to pack up and shake the spot 28 00:01:10,970 --> 00:01:13,154 within a week. 29 00:01:18,978 --> 00:01:21,529 No-no, wait. No, wait. Hold on. 30 00:01:21,530 --> 00:01:23,731 Before you put your piss pants on, hold on. 31 00:01:23,732 --> 00:01:25,984 The city has decided to sell the lot. 32 00:01:25,985 --> 00:01:28,620 So, you know what that mean, y'all, right? 33 00:01:28,621 --> 00:01:31,573 If we can raise the bread, we can own the lot. 34 00:01:31,574 --> 00:01:34,458 Now we can do that! I know it. Come on, y'all! 35 00:01:40,884 --> 00:01:42,351 _ 36 00:01:42,352 --> 00:01:47,440 - Only $1.2 million, y'all. - [Crowd grumbling] 37 00:01:47,441 --> 00:01:49,692 Come on now! We can... go put your hand in. 38 00:01:49,693 --> 00:01:51,694 We can get it. Come on, y'all. 39 00:01:51,695 --> 00:01:54,875 My man Tray hooked up the little website to take the donations 40 00:01:54,876 --> 00:01:56,428 and things, man. What we working with, Tray? 41 00:01:56,429 --> 00:01:58,116 Uh, just the $23 I've put in. 42 00:01:58,117 --> 00:02:01,670 Boo-yah! $23! We $23 up, y'all. 43 00:02:01,671 --> 00:02:04,078 That's what... wait! Come on, y'all. We can do this! 44 00:02:04,079 --> 00:02:05,257 We just got another $10. 45 00:02:05,258 --> 00:02:07,126 See what I'm talking about? 46 00:02:07,127 --> 00:02:09,538 See what I'm talking... that's what I'm... it's gonna be cool! 47 00:02:09,539 --> 00:02:10,845 Um, that was me. 48 00:02:16,510 --> 00:02:22,358 Sync and corrections by awaqeded - www.addic7ed.com - 49 00:02:23,310 --> 00:02:25,494 [Birds chirping] 50 00:02:34,821 --> 00:02:41,294 Jesus? I can help you save the garden. 51 00:02:43,914 --> 00:02:46,380 "Gangsta's paradise." 52 00:02:48,440 --> 00:02:49,418 All right, I mean, 53 00:02:49,419 --> 00:02:51,681 looking at the financials, we're a little bit behind, but if we 54 00:02:51,682 --> 00:02:53,639 keep, you know, raising money, we should be able to... 55 00:02:53,640 --> 00:02:55,341 - Jesus Christ! - Yo! I got it! 56 00:02:55,342 --> 00:02:58,819 Pops delivered the word, y'all. He gave me the game on how to save the garden. 57 00:02:58,820 --> 00:02:59,845 A concert! 58 00:02:59,846 --> 00:03:01,597 - [Laughs] - A concert? 59 00:03:01,598 --> 00:03:03,399 - Yeah! - Wait. 60 00:03:03,400 --> 00:03:06,235 You mean like a benefit concert? With who headlining? 61 00:03:06,236 --> 00:03:08,237 God already told me. 62 00:03:08,238 --> 00:03:10,823 Peep this, y'all. Coolio! 63 00:03:10,824 --> 00:03:13,108 Cool... "fantastic voyage"? 64 00:03:13,109 --> 00:03:15,277 - I love Coolio. - Wait-wait. Coolio. 65 00:03:15,278 --> 00:03:17,513 Yeah. All we got to do is get him to 66 00:03:17,514 --> 00:03:20,533 come down to the garden and perform "Gangsta's Paradise," 67 00:03:20,534 --> 00:03:24,453 - and we in like Flynn, pimp. - Hey-hey. 68 00:03:24,454 --> 00:03:26,255 I-I don't know. You Jesus and all. 69 00:03:26,256 --> 00:03:28,591 I feel you, but I'm saying. We talking Coolio. 70 00:03:28,592 --> 00:03:30,626 You really think you can get him? 71 00:03:30,627 --> 00:03:32,628 Come on, ye of little faith. 72 00:03:32,629 --> 00:03:36,027 This me you talking about. Me and Coolio go way back, man. 73 00:03:36,028 --> 00:03:38,133 If you get Coolio, I can stream the performance 74 00:03:38,134 --> 00:03:40,436 - online, no problem. - Jesus, so you go handle 75 00:03:40,437 --> 00:03:43,321 the Coolio situation, get him down, do what you do, and we'll 76 00:03:43,322 --> 00:03:45,307 get the rest of the show ready. All right? 77 00:03:45,308 --> 00:03:47,494 Hey, you got some weed? 78 00:03:50,480 --> 00:03:53,031 Jesus! 79 00:04:02,659 --> 00:04:07,329 - [Laughs] - What's up, "G"? 80 00:04:07,330 --> 00:04:09,561 - Finally decided to show up, huh? - Man, you know I 81 00:04:09,562 --> 00:04:12,334 got to come through to see what's happening with my partners. 82 00:04:12,335 --> 00:04:14,491 You know, it's just that I've been praying 83 00:04:14,492 --> 00:04:17,050 a lot, you know, and I didn't hear nothing. 84 00:04:17,051 --> 00:04:19,007 You know, I thought you might be on vacation. 85 00:04:19,008 --> 00:04:20,392 You know what? 86 00:04:20,393 --> 00:04:22,678 My bad, dog. I just been so busy doing God's 87 00:04:22,679 --> 00:04:25,648 work, you know, he don't even give your boy no break, man. 88 00:04:25,649 --> 00:04:28,684 I just be like all the time, man, but, you know, I'm here, though. 89 00:04:28,685 --> 00:04:34,607 I see you got this spot looking real proper, pimp. [Laughs] 90 00:04:34,608 --> 00:04:36,525 Man, this place is a disaster, "G." 91 00:04:36,526 --> 00:04:38,611 That's why I'm been calling you, man. 92 00:04:38,612 --> 00:04:41,780 I supposed to be open next week, "G," and it's all bad, "G"! 93 00:04:41,781 --> 00:04:43,866 - It's all bad! - And it's crazy 94 00:04:43,867 --> 00:04:47,536 you say that, too, 'cause I'm dealing with some shit myself. 95 00:04:47,537 --> 00:04:49,338 Me and the homies, look. We got this little garden 96 00:04:49,339 --> 00:04:50,623 project over there in Compton, right? 97 00:04:50,624 --> 00:04:53,459 We trying to get it cracking, but I promise, man, the devil 98 00:04:53,460 --> 00:04:56,512 been busy throwing all kinds of adversity our way, man. 99 00:04:56,513 --> 00:05:00,634 And peep this. We need a million dollars to save the garden. 100 00:05:01,322 --> 00:05:02,495 For real? 101 00:05:02,496 --> 00:05:04,867 A million dollars? You want a million dollars from me? 102 00:05:04,868 --> 00:05:06,669 No-no. I don't need a million dollars from you. 103 00:05:06,670 --> 00:05:07,944 I just need you to come down and perform. 104 00:05:07,945 --> 00:05:09,759 "Gangsta's Paradise" at our benefit concert. 105 00:05:09,760 --> 00:05:10,543 For real? 106 00:05:10,544 --> 00:05:12,371 You want me to do a show? Seriously? 107 00:05:12,372 --> 00:05:14,380 You don't even act like Jesus is supposed to act! 108 00:05:14,381 --> 00:05:16,230 Oh, come on, Coolio! 109 00:05:16,231 --> 00:05:18,318 Come on, man. You know I'm gonna help you with the restaurant. 110 00:05:18,319 --> 00:05:19,476 That's done. 111 00:05:19,477 --> 00:05:21,435 Man, you know, I got you, man. But it's pops. 112 00:05:21,436 --> 00:05:23,406 He's serious, man. He needs you come down and do 113 00:05:23,407 --> 00:05:25,476 this, man. I mean, he's so serious, he put 114 00:05:25,477 --> 00:05:30,117 you in my dream, dog. What's this you working with right here, though? 115 00:05:32,973 --> 00:05:34,678 Ooh, way too much oregano. 116 00:05:34,679 --> 00:05:37,283 Whoo-hoo-hoo! I can't believe you guys got Coolio! 117 00:05:37,284 --> 00:05:38,918 This is huge. 118 00:05:38,919 --> 00:05:40,369 I know. It's so exciting, right? 119 00:05:40,370 --> 00:05:42,254 All right, y'all, we actually got a lot of work to 120 00:05:42,255 --> 00:05:43,873 take care of if we're gonna pull this off. 121 00:05:43,874 --> 00:05:46,258 Mags, you handle the tickets. Me and the fellas will handle security. 122 00:05:46,259 --> 00:05:47,475 Hey-hey, and I'm the 123 00:05:47,476 --> 00:05:50,063 DJ, man. Let them hos see my face so I 124 00:05:50,064 --> 00:05:52,116 - can get them to my place. - Okay, Boonie. 125 00:05:52,117 --> 00:05:55,134 We know. We know. You the DJ. It's cool. 126 00:05:55,135 --> 00:05:57,553 Hey, man, y'all should let my boy, Munchie-T, open up. 127 00:05:57,554 --> 00:05:59,221 Ooh, no. 128 00:05:59,222 --> 00:06:00,973 No offense, man. He's just kind of whack. 129 00:06:00,974 --> 00:06:02,308 More like that nigga sucks. 130 00:06:02,309 --> 00:06:04,110 - [Laughs] - Hey, man, no, man. 131 00:06:04,111 --> 00:06:07,203 He went triple plastic 'cause the first song was slow and everybody's... 132 00:06:07,204 --> 00:06:07,888 Man, we ain't gonna 133 00:06:07,889 --> 00:06:09,737 have nothing popping off if we don't have a sound system. 134 00:06:09,738 --> 00:06:12,055 You talk to your moms? She feel like the garden over. 135 00:06:12,056 --> 00:06:14,119 She ain't trying to put no more paper in it, man. 136 00:06:14,120 --> 00:06:15,636 We'd have a system if I ain't 137 00:06:15,637 --> 00:06:17,608 had to sell mine for child support. 138 00:06:17,609 --> 00:06:18,561 Hey, who'd you sell it to? 139 00:06:18,562 --> 00:06:20,963 Pussy-ass, suburban-ass Greg, man. 140 00:06:20,964 --> 00:06:22,632 He was happy as hell. He got it for a steal. 141 00:06:22,633 --> 00:06:24,453 Wait a minute. Greg who just had a baby? 142 00:06:24,454 --> 00:06:26,117 Why don't we just call him up and ask to borrow it? 143 00:06:26,118 --> 00:06:28,345 Man, Greg wouldn't even let us play with his toys as a kid. 144 00:06:28,346 --> 00:06:29,683 He was scared we was gonna break them. 145 00:06:29,684 --> 00:06:30,976 That mother [Bleep] is gonna say no. 146 00:06:30,977 --> 00:06:32,225 We can Jack him for it. 147 00:06:32,226 --> 00:06:33,809 - Yep. - No-no. 148 00:06:33,810 --> 00:06:36,089 - No, we cannot steal from Greg. - Okay, we won't steal it. 149 00:06:36,090 --> 00:06:37,313 We'll bring it back. 150 00:06:37,314 --> 00:06:39,732 Come on, everybody. Bring it in. 151 00:06:39,733 --> 00:06:42,318 "Thug life" on 3. One, two, three... 152 00:06:42,319 --> 00:06:44,070 - All: Thug life! - Yeah. 153 00:06:44,071 --> 00:06:45,905 Hey, Vic. Thanks for meeting me. 154 00:06:45,906 --> 00:06:47,979 Yeah-yeah. Let's make this quick, all right? 155 00:06:47,980 --> 00:06:49,480 Well, I wanted to 156 00:06:49,481 --> 00:06:53,082 - talk about our mutual adversary. - The con man? 157 00:06:53,083 --> 00:06:55,619 - Yeah. Uh, Jesus. - Yeah-yeah, the con man. 158 00:06:55,620 --> 00:06:57,705 I think we can both agree that he's dangerous. 159 00:06:57,706 --> 00:06:58,956 Oh, yeah, he is dangerous. 160 00:06:58,957 --> 00:07:00,366 - Mm-hmm. - Unfortunately, I'm not 161 00:07:00,367 --> 00:07:01,790 going to be able to help you, see. 162 00:07:01,791 --> 00:07:03,684 I don't like the nigga, either, but I ain't no snitch. 163 00:07:03,685 --> 00:07:06,323 Look, I-I understand that, Vic, but this isn't official business. 164 00:07:06,324 --> 00:07:07,881 Oh it's not official business? 165 00:07:07,882 --> 00:07:09,439 Well, okay, then, why don't you get your boys 166 00:07:09,440 --> 00:07:11,335 to turn their back, I go over there, and whip 167 00:07:11,336 --> 00:07:13,286 his ass, [Bleep] him up, and make him leave town. 168 00:07:13,287 --> 00:07:15,489 Vic-Vic, I don't need you to help me get him off the streets. 169 00:07:15,490 --> 00:07:17,540 I already have enough to get him on a 5150. 170 00:07:17,541 --> 00:07:21,133 5150... that's a psychiatric evaluation? 171 00:07:21,134 --> 00:07:22,262 Exactly. 172 00:07:22,263 --> 00:07:24,264 - That's real smart. - [Chuckles] 173 00:07:24,265 --> 00:07:25,570 What you need me for, though? 174 00:07:25,571 --> 00:07:27,605 Someone needs to stop that concert. 175 00:07:27,606 --> 00:07:29,774 - What concert? - The concert they're 176 00:07:29,775 --> 00:07:31,835 giving to save the garden. You didn't know? 177 00:07:31,836 --> 00:07:33,695 [Sighs] They've got Coolio. 178 00:07:33,696 --> 00:07:35,814 - Coolio?! - Mm-hmm. 179 00:07:35,815 --> 00:07:39,448 [Scoffs] Don't nobody give a [Bleep] about Coolio. 180 00:07:39,449 --> 00:07:41,243 You don't like Cooli... 181 00:07:41,244 --> 00:07:42,603 How do you not like Coolio? 182 00:07:42,604 --> 00:07:44,773 'Cause I don't listen to that bullshit. 183 00:07:44,774 --> 00:07:47,835 I listen to real music... Earth, Wind & Fire, Barry White, 184 00:07:47,836 --> 00:07:49,932 the Stylistics, people like that. 185 00:07:49,933 --> 00:07:52,856 The point is, a lot of people love Coolio. 186 00:07:52,857 --> 00:07:55,391 It's an online fund-raiser. They don't have to sell tickets. 187 00:07:55,392 --> 00:07:57,527 People from all over the world will donate. 188 00:07:57,528 --> 00:08:00,730 If they do that show, that garden will become permanent. 189 00:08:00,731 --> 00:08:03,452 See, that's why I don't even like that Internet bullshit. 190 00:08:04,196 --> 00:08:06,380 Stop the show, Vic. 191 00:08:06,870 --> 00:08:08,871 - Stop the show. - Stop the show! 192 00:08:08,872 --> 00:08:12,458 I'll stop the show right now. 193 00:08:12,459 --> 00:08:15,303 Yeah, hello? Yeah, I like to speak to the councilman. 194 00:08:15,304 --> 00:08:17,701 Tell him it's Vic from Compton. 195 00:08:18,085 --> 00:08:22,830 Vic! Vic, as in victorious! 196 00:08:23,253 --> 00:08:25,838 - Lloyd: [Humming] - Uh, here comes one of them. 197 00:08:25,839 --> 00:08:27,656 - Lloyd: Hey, Vic! - That's a business 198 00:08:27,657 --> 00:08:29,668 associate of mine, an entrepreneur. 199 00:08:29,669 --> 00:08:33,313 Lloyd. Lloyd, meet the Compton city councilman. 200 00:08:33,524 --> 00:08:35,614 So, listen, a concert. 201 00:08:35,615 --> 00:08:38,200 You need a permit to do something like that, right? 202 00:08:38,201 --> 00:08:40,570 Well, the problem is, they're paying everybody off. 203 00:08:40,571 --> 00:08:42,809 The community, I'm saying. You know, they're donating 204 00:08:42,810 --> 00:08:45,709 money to churches and schools. They're sucking up to the locals. 205 00:08:45,710 --> 00:08:48,244 Lloyd: They're giving money to children? That's going too far. 206 00:08:48,245 --> 00:08:50,780 - The nerve of them! - Exactly! 207 00:08:50,781 --> 00:08:54,318 I call it bribery. They call it "community investment." 208 00:08:54,319 --> 00:08:55,732 Churches and schools. 209 00:08:55,733 --> 00:08:57,728 They're merely trying to take advantage of them poor, little 210 00:08:57,729 --> 00:08:59,617 Mexican kids, but I'll tell you what, though. 211 00:08:59,618 --> 00:09:02,925 Ain't no way they're making a million dollars off the Internet. 212 00:09:02,926 --> 00:09:05,011 The hell if they can't! 213 00:09:05,012 --> 00:09:07,636 That online shit is off the chain! 214 00:09:07,637 --> 00:09:10,505 There's tons of money in that. Y'all ever heard of 215 00:09:10,506 --> 00:09:14,405 - crowdsourcing or kickstarter? - Lloyd: Oh, yeah, that's good money. 216 00:09:14,406 --> 00:09:15,903 It's like what I do on the street. 217 00:09:15,904 --> 00:09:17,704 Panhandling, but instead of 218 00:09:17,705 --> 00:09:21,310 panhandling one person, they panhandle the whole world! 219 00:09:21,311 --> 00:09:26,482 Money just be flowing in, the... Money, money, money, money! 220 00:09:26,483 --> 00:09:29,118 For something like this, a million ain't nothing. 221 00:09:29,119 --> 00:09:31,930 It's easy, man. You say they got Coolio, right? 222 00:09:31,931 --> 00:09:33,620 - Some nigga, yeah. - I don't know too much 223 00:09:33,621 --> 00:09:35,324 about that rap, but Coolio's my man. 224 00:09:35,325 --> 00:09:38,380 Well, the easiest way I know to kill a rap show is for some 225 00:09:38,381 --> 00:09:41,234 beef to jump on. And you know what? 226 00:09:41,235 --> 00:09:44,294 It ain't that hard. You know, they all high-strung 227 00:09:44,295 --> 00:09:46,854 and thin-skinned. All they got to do is hear some 228 00:09:46,855 --> 00:09:49,505 rumors in the streets. They'll go running down there to the spot. 229 00:09:49,506 --> 00:09:50,944 One crew got a beef with the 230 00:09:50,945 --> 00:09:54,047 other crew, bam! End of show. 231 00:09:54,978 --> 00:09:58,264 Instigating trouble. Brilliant! 232 00:09:58,265 --> 00:10:05,077 - That deserves a hug. - I can get that shit shut down. 233 00:10:05,257 --> 00:10:06,989 I'm sure I can! 234 00:10:06,990 --> 00:10:08,457 [Bleep] Coolio! 235 00:10:10,281 --> 00:10:11,216 Boonie: Yeah, man so. 236 00:10:11,217 --> 00:10:13,418 Hey, have you checked out his new EP? 237 00:10:13,419 --> 00:10:15,804 I'm gonna send it to you, man. It's dope. 238 00:10:15,805 --> 00:10:20,175 Munchie-T is trash. I ain't trying to hear that. 239 00:10:20,176 --> 00:10:22,755 Damn, man. There it is, right there. 240 00:10:22,756 --> 00:10:25,340 Ain't nobody home. Let's just go get it. 241 00:10:25,341 --> 00:10:26,183 Hold up. Wait, wait, wait. 242 00:10:26,184 --> 00:10:29,667 Come here. Come here. Baby monitor right there. 243 00:10:29,668 --> 00:10:32,760 - Oh. - I got masks in the car. 244 00:10:42,513 --> 00:10:46,816 That mother [Bleep] ain't on, man, shit. 245 00:10:55,526 --> 00:10:58,542 Yo, what's happening, man? Yeah, I'm just hitting you up 246 00:10:58,543 --> 00:11:01,423 about Coolio, man. I thought you all was cool, but 247 00:11:01,424 --> 00:11:03,591 then I heard about the beef. What beef? 248 00:11:03,592 --> 00:11:06,269 Oh, man, that nigga been blowing my phone up, just 249 00:11:06,270 --> 00:11:08,960 hitting me left and right. Nigga said your rap was whack, 250 00:11:08,961 --> 00:11:12,151 and your name was the dumbest shit he ever heard of! 251 00:11:12,152 --> 00:11:14,326 Then, when he start talking about your momma and saying shit 252 00:11:14,327 --> 00:11:16,377 that I didn't even know was true. 253 00:11:16,378 --> 00:11:18,996 Your momma got a mustache? So what? 254 00:11:18,997 --> 00:11:22,383 How would he know your momma's thongs got stains on them? 255 00:11:22,384 --> 00:11:26,657 Oh, no, he's in town. Yeah, he doing a benefit concert in Compton. 256 00:11:27,076 --> 00:11:28,389 Everybody watch so you 257 00:11:28,390 --> 00:11:30,508 know what we're doing here. Pick it up, y'all. 258 00:11:30,509 --> 00:11:32,758 Everybody pay attention. Get off your cellphone, dude. 259 00:11:32,759 --> 00:11:35,034 I know you got something. You smell. I can smell. 260 00:11:35,180 --> 00:11:39,180 Ah, yeah. Didn't you see the sign that said no drugs? 261 00:11:39,181 --> 00:11:41,152 Goddamn, man. 262 00:11:41,153 --> 00:11:42,853 You lucky I don't kick your ass up out of here. 263 00:11:42,854 --> 00:11:45,523 Go on. Go, man. Have a good [Bleep] time. 264 00:11:45,524 --> 00:11:47,775 Yeah, boy, we about to rock this [Bleep] 265 00:11:47,776 --> 00:11:49,076 Yeah, boy! [Laughs] 266 00:11:49,077 --> 00:11:50,861 Yeah, we're not going to rock anything. 267 00:11:50,862 --> 00:11:52,973 I'm getting a mike feed. What I need is a line feed, so 268 00:11:52,974 --> 00:11:54,544 - the viewers online... - listen. 269 00:11:54,545 --> 00:11:59,768 People buy computers to watch porn and skeet off by themselves. 270 00:11:59,769 --> 00:12:01,464 They're not going to be watching this online. 271 00:12:01,465 --> 00:12:03,738 The people here are what's more important. 272 00:12:03,739 --> 00:12:05,084 What the [Bleep] is up with 273 00:12:05,085 --> 00:12:07,671 the snacks, yo? This... hey, man. 274 00:12:07,672 --> 00:12:11,124 Yo, where-where's the snacks? I need "choco-latte." 275 00:12:11,125 --> 00:12:13,594 Choco... you disrespectful, and where 276 00:12:13,595 --> 00:12:16,065 my hard lemonade at, nigga? I specifically asked you, 277 00:12:16,066 --> 00:12:17,912 - nigga, for a hard lemonade. - Well, look. 278 00:12:17,913 --> 00:12:19,271 You can just post up right here, relax. 279 00:12:19,272 --> 00:12:21,180 Have you some of them vegetables, you know, and I'm 280 00:12:21,181 --> 00:12:23,166 going to have you up out of here as fast as possible, you know? 281 00:12:23,167 --> 00:12:25,314 Just chill out, and if you want to recline, man, you know you 282 00:12:25,315 --> 00:12:27,014 can go chill in my tent. You know you're welcome. 283 00:12:27,015 --> 00:12:29,176 All right, Jesus. Just hurry up, though, man. 284 00:12:29,177 --> 00:12:30,642 Yo, Jesus? What the [Bleep] is up with 285 00:12:30,643 --> 00:12:32,170 - the snacks, man? - I'll be right back, pimp. 286 00:12:32,171 --> 00:12:34,639 - Where the snacks at, brah? - I'll be back, pimp! 287 00:12:35,078 --> 00:12:37,645 Munchie-T don't eat this shit, though. 288 00:12:38,114 --> 00:12:40,214 Coolio! Ha-ha! 289 00:12:40,215 --> 00:12:41,639 You my nigga, man. What's good, yo? 290 00:12:41,640 --> 00:12:43,530 We should do a song together. We should get in the studio. 291 00:12:43,531 --> 00:12:45,306 Do you want to save the garden... yes or no? 292 00:12:45,307 --> 00:12:46,157 That's what we here for. 293 00:12:46,158 --> 00:12:48,818 - Okay! Help me out! - The reason I did this 294 00:12:48,819 --> 00:12:52,041 is because it's bitches who stand in the dirt going to be out there. 295 00:12:52,042 --> 00:12:53,254 And if they willing to stand in 296 00:12:53,255 --> 00:12:56,070 the dirt, they willing to let me go raw day one. 297 00:13:04,057 --> 00:13:06,942 You should go stick your chest out 298 00:13:06,943 --> 00:13:09,144 you should go stick your chest out 299 00:13:09,145 --> 00:13:11,078 you should go stick your chest out 300 00:13:12,658 --> 00:13:14,709 Yo, Maggie, go get the cholos. 301 00:13:14,710 --> 00:13:18,139 Hurry up! What's up, fellas? 302 00:13:18,140 --> 00:13:20,243 What's up, Young Lil? How can I help you all today? 303 00:13:20,244 --> 00:13:22,077 Uh, how about by getting out of the way? 304 00:13:22,078 --> 00:13:23,510 I didn't say shit to you, Vic. 305 00:13:23,511 --> 00:13:24,709 Where the [Bleep] Coolio at? 306 00:13:24,710 --> 00:13:26,651 Why don't you tell that crusty spider-head mother [Bleep] 307 00:13:26,652 --> 00:13:28,222 - To come outside, holler at me. - All right, man. 308 00:13:28,223 --> 00:13:30,717 Just calm down a little bit. Coolio actually in the back 309 00:13:30,718 --> 00:13:32,530 getting ready for the show, but what can I help you with? 310 00:13:32,531 --> 00:13:34,105 Oh-oh, he got a show? 311 00:13:34,106 --> 00:13:35,573 - He got a show. - He got a show. 312 00:13:35,574 --> 00:13:39,410 - [Laughs] - Yeah! 313 00:13:39,411 --> 00:13:41,682 Show over! Now either you tell that nigga 314 00:13:41,683 --> 00:13:43,908 to come out here, or we going in. 315 00:13:43,909 --> 00:13:45,366 What's up? We got some party crashers here? 316 00:13:45,367 --> 00:13:47,251 Whoa-whoa-whoa. Chill-chill-chill-chill. 317 00:13:47,252 --> 00:13:49,901 This is Young Lil. He got a miscommunication of 318 00:13:49,902 --> 00:13:51,219 some sort, but we gonna work it out. 319 00:13:51,220 --> 00:13:54,709 Why don't you tell that has-been, whack-ass rapper 320 00:13:54,710 --> 00:13:57,009 to come holler at me?! 'Cause he been talking a 321 00:13:57,010 --> 00:13:59,430 mountain of shit, and I ain't having it. 322 00:13:59,431 --> 00:14:01,382 - Hey, Coolio?! Hey, Coolio?! - Yo, Young Lil, 323 00:14:01,383 --> 00:14:03,783 - whoa-whoa-whoa. - Hey, where your old ass at, man?! 324 00:14:03,784 --> 00:14:04,280 Hey? 325 00:14:04,281 --> 00:14:05,970 - Put the pistol up, yo. - Hey. 326 00:14:05,971 --> 00:14:07,673 It's a non-violent concert, man. 327 00:14:07,674 --> 00:14:10,158 - Hey, what's up? - Put the pistol up, man. 328 00:14:10,159 --> 00:14:11,733 What's up? You got something you want to 329 00:14:11,734 --> 00:14:12,764 - get off your chest? - Be cool. 330 00:14:12,765 --> 00:14:14,471 Man, I don't know what the hell you're talking 331 00:14:14,472 --> 00:14:16,539 about, all right, but you need to stop tripping and show some 332 00:14:16,540 --> 00:14:18,952 respect for your elders. I know your momma taught you better than that. 333 00:14:18,953 --> 00:14:20,976 Oh, okay, okay. Well, look. I'm gonna tell you something. 334 00:14:20,977 --> 00:14:25,528 I suggest you take a step back before I fire on you, homeboy. 335 00:14:25,529 --> 00:14:27,496 I ain't got no problem with you. 336 00:14:27,497 --> 00:14:29,320 - Oh, you about... - but you could get... 337 00:14:29,321 --> 00:14:32,091 Oh, whoa-whoa... what the [Bleep] Going on here, man? 338 00:14:32,092 --> 00:14:33,369 Oh, oh-oh-oh, 339 00:14:33,370 --> 00:14:34,641 J-Jesus. Hey-hey. 340 00:14:34,642 --> 00:14:36,274 - W-w-what you doing here? - Yo, "G," I was too 341 00:14:36,275 --> 00:14:39,967 - old for this shit ten years ago. - Cool! 342 00:14:39,968 --> 00:14:42,993 Cool, come on, man, where you... Maggie, man, don't let him leave. 343 00:14:42,994 --> 00:14:44,847 Mr. Coolio? 344 00:14:44,848 --> 00:14:46,564 Young, what's up with you, man? 345 00:14:46,565 --> 00:14:48,729 I-I heard gunshots going on. Is this you out here clowning 346 00:14:48,730 --> 00:14:50,241 like that, man? Come on, man. 347 00:14:50,242 --> 00:14:51,920 Cut that out, man. You know your career is on 348 00:14:51,921 --> 00:14:54,657 the up-and-up right now. You fitting to get money, man. 349 00:14:54,658 --> 00:14:58,577 - We talked about this already. - Uh, you all know each other? 350 00:14:58,578 --> 00:15:01,197 Come on, man. My man got my face on his neck, man. 351 00:15:01,198 --> 00:15:03,249 Jesus is my nigga! 352 00:15:03,250 --> 00:15:05,154 If it wasn't for him, I wouldn't even be here. 353 00:15:05,155 --> 00:15:07,086 I'd die for this mother [Bleep] 354 00:15:07,087 --> 00:15:09,338 Yo, he got you brainwashed, too? 355 00:15:09,339 --> 00:15:12,432 What? Hey, I don't even know this nigga right here. 356 00:15:12,433 --> 00:15:14,282 Young, I'm gonna tell you the truth, man. 357 00:15:14,283 --> 00:15:15,988 These dudes are on some real hate shit, man. 358 00:15:15,989 --> 00:15:16,939 They've been doing everything 359 00:15:16,940 --> 00:15:18,754 they can to shut this here garden down, man. 360 00:15:18,755 --> 00:15:21,340 They ain't with the peace-and-love agenda at all. 361 00:15:21,341 --> 00:15:23,509 All the way from some fat bitch's crib last night, 362 00:15:23,510 --> 00:15:25,728 give it up for my boy, Munchie-T! 363 00:15:25,729 --> 00:15:27,737 Yeah, what's up, baby? My nigga. 364 00:15:27,738 --> 00:15:29,565 It's good to see you. Yo, what's up, y'all? 365 00:15:29,566 --> 00:15:31,611 Y'all ready for Munchie-T? Say yeah! 366 00:15:31,612 --> 00:15:33,352 - Yeah! - That's what's up. 367 00:15:33,353 --> 00:15:36,188 Uh. Yeah! 368 00:15:36,189 --> 00:15:39,241 Yeah. Yo, yo, yo. 369 00:15:39,242 --> 00:15:42,444 I love candy, choco-latte I like a girl 370 00:15:42,445 --> 00:15:45,364 with the chocolate body yeah, you know my lyrics 371 00:15:45,365 --> 00:15:47,750 and my rhymes so sick if it look like a lollipop, 372 00:15:47,751 --> 00:15:51,287 I might suck [Bleep] [Crowd gasps] 373 00:15:51,288 --> 00:15:53,205 Shit! I didn't, I didn't mean to say that. 374 00:15:53,206 --> 00:15:54,623 Hold on. Wait. 375 00:15:54,624 --> 00:15:56,709 Wait. God damn it. This is Munchie-T up here, 376 00:15:56,710 --> 00:15:59,261 God damn it. If he want to suck a [Bleep], 377 00:15:59,262 --> 00:16:01,597 that's his choice, man. This is America, man. 378 00:16:01,598 --> 00:16:04,433 Hey! Hey, God damn it. Hey. 379 00:16:04,434 --> 00:16:06,235 My apologies, because they got me out here 380 00:16:06,236 --> 00:16:08,023 looking stupid in front of you. You know what? 381 00:16:08,024 --> 00:16:09,555 I-I'm sorry, and you know I love you. 382 00:16:09,556 --> 00:16:11,440 And I love you like a mother [Bleep] 383 00:16:11,441 --> 00:16:13,191 - Man. - Hey, I need to 384 00:16:13,192 --> 00:16:15,477 holler at you, though. Excuse me, councilman. 385 00:16:15,478 --> 00:16:18,574 Yeah, so what's up with your rap name, man? 386 00:16:18,575 --> 00:16:20,687 I mean, Young Lil? You ain't gonna be Young Lil forever. 387 00:16:20,688 --> 00:16:22,399 No-no, you got it all misconstrued. 388 00:16:22,400 --> 00:16:24,119 Hey. 389 00:16:24,120 --> 00:16:26,071 - So, that's it? - Hey. 390 00:16:26,072 --> 00:16:27,623 We tried. It's over. 391 00:16:27,624 --> 00:16:30,042 - It's time to move on. - Look. 392 00:16:30,043 --> 00:16:33,078 You promised me that we was going to shut this concert down. 393 00:16:33,079 --> 00:16:34,747 Turn this place into a parking lot! 394 00:16:34,748 --> 00:16:37,299 When you figure out how to get these people off this lot, 395 00:16:37,300 --> 00:16:39,473 you holler at me. 396 00:16:41,458 --> 00:16:43,005 Jive mother... 397 00:16:43,006 --> 00:16:44,815 [Cellphone rings] 398 00:16:46,533 --> 00:16:48,719 Hello?! 399 00:16:52,065 --> 00:16:55,184 Fantastic! Fantastic! 400 00:16:55,185 --> 00:16:57,403 Oh, I promise you will not be sorry. 401 00:16:57,404 --> 00:16:58,464 I promise you. 402 00:16:58,465 --> 00:17:00,682 My flavors were redundant. 403 00:17:00,683 --> 00:17:03,382 My spices, they had no cohesiveness. 404 00:17:03,383 --> 00:17:06,025 This tomato was magnificent. 405 00:17:06,026 --> 00:17:08,257 Now I know how to save Coolio's. 406 00:17:08,258 --> 00:17:09,336 Coolio! Look. 407 00:17:09,337 --> 00:17:10,774 I-I don't mean to interrupt, but look. 408 00:17:10,775 --> 00:17:12,761 I-I'm sorry for that bullshit earlier, man. 409 00:17:12,762 --> 00:17:14,696 I was out of line. Do you forgive me, man? 410 00:17:14,697 --> 00:17:17,042 That's all right, my brother. Look. That new joint you got? 411 00:17:17,043 --> 00:17:19,181 Get it done. I like that, and you know what? 412 00:17:19,182 --> 00:17:20,864 I'm proud of you, my brother, and I love you. 413 00:17:20,865 --> 00:17:21,879 Hey, look, y'all. 414 00:17:21,880 --> 00:17:24,415 I love the love, too, man, but we got to get it done, man. 415 00:17:24,416 --> 00:17:28,677 Yo, where the snacks at, my nigga, Jesus! 416 00:17:28,907 --> 00:17:31,442 See, this is some mother [Bleep] bullshit, Jesus! 417 00:17:31,443 --> 00:17:33,277 Here we go. Y'all know who it is. 418 00:17:33,278 --> 00:17:35,125 All right. Now I need everybody on the 419 00:17:35,126 --> 00:17:37,709 Internet right now to dig down deep in your pockets, all right, 420 00:17:37,710 --> 00:17:40,323 and give to the Compton community garden right now. 421 00:17:40,324 --> 00:17:41,821 We doing this for the kids, so 422 00:17:41,822 --> 00:17:43,961 don't believe the haters. Don't believe the hype. 423 00:17:43,962 --> 00:17:45,957 So, I'm gonna give you all what y'all been waiting for. 424 00:17:45,958 --> 00:17:49,322 The legend, the big homie, one of my idols... 425 00:17:49,323 --> 00:17:53,420 Coolio! [Crowd cheers] 426 00:17:53,421 --> 00:17:55,328 Yeah. Yo, y'all give it up for Lil, 427 00:17:55,329 --> 00:17:58,584 big "G," and DJ "B." Check this out. 428 00:17:58,585 --> 00:18:00,791 I'm from Compton. I grew up not too far from here. 429 00:18:00,792 --> 00:18:02,836 Yeah, Compton, baby! 430 00:18:02,837 --> 00:18:05,208 Yo, "B." Hit them with that 431 00:18:05,209 --> 00:18:08,152 "Gangsta's Paradise." [Crowd muttering] 432 00:18:09,154 --> 00:18:10,854 Yo-yo, what's wrong with the mike? 433 00:18:10,855 --> 00:18:12,742 Aw, nigga, just get on out the way, man. 434 00:18:12,743 --> 00:18:15,242 Got an announcement for you all. Listen up. 435 00:18:15,243 --> 00:18:17,828 I need everybody's attention. Yours, too, Fish. 436 00:18:17,829 --> 00:18:20,831 Security my ass, nigga. You like a black G.I. Joe with lifelike beard. 437 00:18:20,832 --> 00:18:23,167 Nigga, your teeth huge! 438 00:18:23,168 --> 00:18:26,203 - [Crowd laughs] - Like I was saying to y'all. 439 00:18:26,204 --> 00:18:28,205 This lot y'all standing on been 440 00:18:28,206 --> 00:18:31,127 purchased by Maxwell property management, the 441 00:18:31,128 --> 00:18:33,161 - company I work for. - What?! 442 00:18:33,162 --> 00:18:35,208 - [Bleep] - Y'all go ahead and drink 443 00:18:35,209 --> 00:18:37,546 your little juice. Get high off your little special 444 00:18:37,547 --> 00:18:41,219 sauce, 'cause by next week, this time, this gangsta's paradise is 445 00:18:41,220 --> 00:18:43,387 gonna be a gangsta's parking lot. 446 00:18:43,388 --> 00:18:46,690 - Wait-wait, hold! - Man, [Bleep] him! 447 00:18:46,691 --> 00:18:49,193 Hey! [Bleep] y'all. 448 00:18:49,194 --> 00:18:51,945 Your bitches is ugly. And so is your momma! 449 00:18:51,946 --> 00:18:53,677 - [Bleep] - Chill out. 450 00:18:53,678 --> 00:18:54,913 - Chill out. - Man, it's UN [Bleep] 451 00:18:54,914 --> 00:18:57,451 - believable, man! - I'm sorry, fellas. 452 00:18:57,452 --> 00:18:59,361 - [Sirens wailing in distance] - Man, all this goddamn 453 00:18:59,362 --> 00:19:01,741 hard work we put in for this show, and that mother [Bleep] 454 00:19:01,742 --> 00:19:04,658 comes and win again. Ooh! 455 00:19:04,659 --> 00:19:06,039 I don't understand. 456 00:19:06,040 --> 00:19:07,442 - [Cellphone rings] - Jesus. 457 00:19:07,443 --> 00:19:10,795 Jesus, do something. Why would this happen? 458 00:19:10,796 --> 00:19:13,111 - What? - Yo, man, we got 5-0 out here 459 00:19:13,112 --> 00:19:15,359 with an arrest warrant for your boy on a 5150. 460 00:19:15,360 --> 00:19:18,685 - He needs to vanish now! - We got to go, "G." 461 00:19:18,686 --> 00:19:21,536 - Come on, man. - Good day, officers. Enjoy the music. 462 00:19:21,537 --> 00:19:24,011 - Ha ha ha ha! - Come on, man. 463 00:19:24,012 --> 00:19:25,523 What-what's poppin'? 464 00:19:34,105 --> 00:19:35,789 [Bleep] 465 00:19:35,959 --> 00:19:45,580 Sync and corrections by awaqeded - www.addic7ed.com - 466 00:19:45,630 --> 00:19:50,180 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 37406

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