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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,720 --> 00:00:04,691 Somebody broke in to my priceless Oldsmobile 2 00:00:04,692 --> 00:00:06,540 cutlass supreme. My cutlass! 3 00:00:06,541 --> 00:00:08,040 Pop's worried about you, man. 4 00:00:08,041 --> 00:00:10,042 You need to learn how to let some of that stuff go, man. 5 00:00:10,043 --> 00:00:12,678 You gonna mess around and bust a blood vessel or something, man. 6 00:00:12,679 --> 00:00:14,547 My window got busted last night. 7 00:00:14,548 --> 00:00:16,882 Probably some kind of strange initiation for one of his 8 00:00:16,883 --> 00:00:19,960 brainwashed followers. Tonight, you gonna be watching my car. 9 00:00:19,961 --> 00:00:22,665 In order for me to do my job right, I got to sleep in the car. 10 00:00:22,666 --> 00:00:24,378 I let you sleep in my house once. 11 00:00:24,379 --> 00:00:26,440 Smelled like ass for days. 12 00:00:26,441 --> 00:00:28,334 It gets really dangerous here. 13 00:00:28,335 --> 00:00:30,751 This is a community garden, man. Everybody gonna eat. 14 00:00:30,752 --> 00:00:32,719 This lot just became available for rent. 15 00:00:32,720 --> 00:00:35,325 You really gonna extort your boy Jesus Christ, man, 16 00:00:35,326 --> 00:00:37,474 - your lord and savior? - We're agnostic. 17 00:00:37,475 --> 00:00:39,343 - How much? - $600. 18 00:00:39,344 --> 00:00:42,012 You can either have violence with the Mexicans, or 19 00:00:42,013 --> 00:00:46,721 you gonna have violence with me if I don't get my product as promised. 20 00:00:46,722 --> 00:00:48,689 And I'm not gonna be extorted by anybody. 21 00:00:48,690 --> 00:00:52,620 So you decide who you more afraid of... them or me? 22 00:00:53,831 --> 00:00:55,903 uh-huh, yeah 23 00:00:55,904 --> 00:00:59,676 lord, have mercy 24 00:00:59,677 --> 00:01:04,601 please have mercy on me 25 00:01:04,720 --> 00:01:07,952 and if I done done somebody wrong 26 00:01:07,953 --> 00:01:10,798 have mercy, if you please 27 00:01:10,799 --> 00:01:12,849 as we forgive those that 28 00:01:12,850 --> 00:01:15,042 trespass against us, against us 29 00:01:15,043 --> 00:01:19,259 - lord, have mercy - yo, yo 30 00:01:19,260 --> 00:01:22,091 - yo, yo - please have mercy on me 31 00:01:22,092 --> 00:01:25,965 - uh-huh, uh-huh - and if I done done somebody wrong 32 00:01:25,966 --> 00:01:27,241 Hey, hey, Jesus! 33 00:01:27,242 --> 00:01:31,030 Jesus, come quick Jesus! 34 00:01:31,733 --> 00:01:33,267 Look, I don't know what happened. 35 00:01:33,268 --> 00:01:35,215 I checked them last night. They must've wilted overnight, 36 00:01:35,216 --> 00:01:36,500 - all of them. - All of them? 37 00:01:36,501 --> 00:01:39,290 - All of them. - God damn it, man! 38 00:01:39,291 --> 00:01:41,125 Not right now, Fish. Come on, man. 39 00:01:41,126 --> 00:01:42,414 Miss me with the blasphemy, homey. 40 00:01:42,415 --> 00:01:44,224 Oh, man, I can't believe it, man. 41 00:01:44,225 --> 00:01:46,582 I-I'm dead, man. My mom's gonna kill me. 42 00:01:46,583 --> 00:01:48,695 She gonna blame this all on me. I know it. 43 00:01:48,696 --> 00:01:50,217 I don't understand, man. 44 00:01:50,218 --> 00:01:52,052 I mean, we did everything he said to do. 45 00:01:52,053 --> 00:01:54,187 I told you! I've been telling your ass for 46 00:01:54,188 --> 00:01:55,972 weeks these plants wasn't growing right! 47 00:01:55,973 --> 00:01:57,841 All right, don't trip, don't trip. 48 00:01:57,842 --> 00:01:59,268 Don't panic, y'all. I know what to do. 49 00:01:59,269 --> 00:02:01,645 I'd done seen this before. Y'all know what time it is. 50 00:02:01,646 --> 00:02:03,417 Come on. It's time to pray. Let's bring it on in. 51 00:02:03,418 --> 00:02:04,931 Come on, Tray. Come on, Fish. 52 00:02:04,932 --> 00:02:06,933 Nigga, I ain't trying to pray, man! 53 00:02:06,934 --> 00:02:09,336 - [Bleep] Serious? - Yeah, I'm serious! 54 00:02:09,337 --> 00:02:10,771 God ain't gonna put nothing 55 00:02:10,772 --> 00:02:13,523 you that you can't handle, dawg! So with that being said, we need 56 00:02:13,524 --> 00:02:16,176 to pray, man. Right now ain't the time to be losing faith! 57 00:02:16,177 --> 00:02:17,551 Se?or... 58 00:02:17,552 --> 00:02:18,918 _ 59 00:02:18,951 --> 00:02:20,461 _ 60 00:02:21,928 --> 00:02:23,061 _ 61 00:02:23,127 --> 00:02:25,060 Hey, Tray, hook my man up real quick. 62 00:02:27,033 --> 00:02:28,479 _ 63 00:02:28,563 --> 00:02:29,635 _ 64 00:02:29,767 --> 00:02:32,051 Hey, Luis, save me one of them salads, man. 65 00:02:32,217 --> 00:02:33,413 _ 66 00:02:33,888 --> 00:02:37,474 Say, Jesus, man. I don't know, man. 67 00:02:37,475 --> 00:02:40,860 I love you and all, but sometimes [Bleep] with you, it 68 00:02:40,861 --> 00:02:43,426 just ain't worth it, man. You always 69 00:02:43,427 --> 00:02:46,362 talking all this noise about how much God loves us... "pops loves 70 00:02:46,363 --> 00:02:48,902 you, pops gonna look out for you, pops gonna make a way." 71 00:02:48,903 --> 00:02:53,657 And this how he shows his love? Do better on my own, man. 72 00:02:53,658 --> 00:02:55,825 Fish, man, it's just a test, bro. 73 00:02:55,826 --> 00:02:57,627 We still got vegetables though, Fish! 74 00:02:57,628 --> 00:03:00,830 - We still got vegetables, Fish! - Hey, man, what about 75 00:03:00,831 --> 00:03:03,867 my mama's money? Man, these drawers tight. 76 00:03:09,795 --> 00:03:15,737 Sync and corrections by awaqeded - www.addic7ed.com - 77 00:03:15,880 --> 00:03:20,788 - [Brakes squeal] - Something stinks. 78 00:03:21,852 --> 00:03:23,970 Aw, man. 79 00:03:26,440 --> 00:03:28,096 - Fool! - Pendejo. 80 00:03:28,097 --> 00:03:30,943 You got nothing to say today? Hey, watch where you're going, fool! 81 00:03:30,944 --> 00:03:32,078 Enano. 82 00:03:32,079 --> 00:03:34,096 Hola, tenants Como estas. 83 00:03:34,097 --> 00:03:36,449 Hey, check it out. It's Run DMC. 84 00:03:36,450 --> 00:03:40,120 - [Both laugh] - M?ralo, trader Jesus's. 85 00:03:40,121 --> 00:03:42,956 Pretty impressive. Now only if there wasn't like a 86 00:03:42,957 --> 00:03:46,676 million other places to buy vegetables, you'd be rich. 87 00:03:46,677 --> 00:03:49,679 Guys, you know why we're here, right? 88 00:03:49,680 --> 00:03:52,966 - Rent's due, mother [Bleep] - $600. 89 00:03:52,967 --> 00:03:54,801 Hey, look, homies. 90 00:03:54,802 --> 00:03:57,155 It's my bad, man. It's on me, man, but we a little 91 00:03:57,156 --> 00:03:58,564 short right now, man. You got to... 92 00:03:58,565 --> 00:04:00,557 Short? How short? 93 00:04:00,558 --> 00:04:02,692 Like him short? I'm 5'8", but that's 94 00:04:02,693 --> 00:04:05,612 - beside the point. - Man, this is my last 95 00:04:05,613 --> 00:04:11,089 - two dollars, man. - I got 12 bucks. 96 00:04:12,119 --> 00:04:14,487 Look, look, look, man. We don't want no trouble. 97 00:04:14,488 --> 00:04:16,353 We don't want no problem about it, man. 98 00:04:16,354 --> 00:04:17,835 We trying to get it together, man. 99 00:04:17,836 --> 00:04:20,239 Please, just bear with me, man. We gonna get it as soon as we 100 00:04:20,240 --> 00:04:21,494 can, man. I promise, brah. 101 00:04:21,495 --> 00:04:24,951 Well, shoot. A promise from Jesus Negro... 102 00:04:24,952 --> 00:04:26,641 that's got to be worth something, right? 103 00:04:26,642 --> 00:04:28,585 You know it is, fool... your eternal salvation. 104 00:04:28,586 --> 00:04:30,420 It don't get no better than that, man. 105 00:04:30,421 --> 00:04:32,972 All your boy needs is like a couple more weeks, man. 106 00:04:32,973 --> 00:04:37,427 Couple weeks, huh? That sounds reasonable. 107 00:04:37,428 --> 00:04:41,158 - What's a couple weeks? - What... what's the catch? 108 00:04:41,159 --> 00:04:42,098 No catch. 109 00:04:42,099 --> 00:04:45,485 It's all love, peace, and jheri curl grease. 110 00:04:45,486 --> 00:04:48,605 Maybe we're just feeling a little, uh, forgiveness. 111 00:04:48,606 --> 00:04:51,157 For real? You bullshitting. 112 00:04:51,158 --> 00:04:55,752 - Serio. - Al rato, Al rato. 113 00:04:55,780 --> 00:04:57,664 See you all later... a couple weeks. 114 00:04:57,665 --> 00:04:59,949 What'd I tell you? God is good, ain't he? 115 00:04:59,950 --> 00:05:02,841 - [Laughing] - Man, God ain't good, man. 116 00:05:02,842 --> 00:05:05,308 God sucks right now! 117 00:05:05,309 --> 00:05:07,698 Oh, negro of little faith, isn't the miracle 118 00:05:07,699 --> 00:05:10,460 of the forgivin' cholos enough proof to let your disbelieving 119 00:05:10,461 --> 00:05:12,929 ass know that God want this shit to go down, man? 120 00:05:12,930 --> 00:05:15,965 - This is ordained, pimp. - [Both laugh] 121 00:05:15,966 --> 00:05:17,801 Man, what about my mom? 122 00:05:17,802 --> 00:05:19,769 You think she gonna blame you for this? 123 00:05:19,770 --> 00:05:21,971 Jesus, God damn! She gonna blame me! 124 00:05:21,972 --> 00:05:24,107 Look here... you don't trip, 'cause if there's 125 00:05:24,108 --> 00:05:26,235 something to be said, I'm gonna take the heat from Ms. Tudi. 126 00:05:26,236 --> 00:05:28,561 And she gonna listen to me. Ms. Tudi gonna listen to me. 127 00:05:28,562 --> 00:05:31,948 Shut up, Jesus. I already know this is Boonie's 128 00:05:31,949 --> 00:05:34,651 God damn fault. I know because his father was 129 00:05:34,652 --> 00:05:37,473 - always [Bleep] shit up, too. - We don't know 130 00:05:37,474 --> 00:05:40,406 what went wrong. I mean, every day, we prayed, we 131 00:05:40,407 --> 00:05:43,508 gave the plants the water and nutrients it needed. 132 00:05:43,509 --> 00:05:45,032 You trying to tell me that God can't grow no 133 00:05:45,033 --> 00:05:47,155 goddamn weed plant? Is that what you're saying? 134 00:05:47,156 --> 00:05:51,262 He made heaven and earth, but his only begotten son can't grow 135 00:05:51,263 --> 00:05:54,464 a weed plant to save his life. I can't believe I go to church 136 00:05:54,465 --> 00:05:57,300 - every Sunday for this shit. - [Brakes squeal in distance] 137 00:05:57,301 --> 00:05:59,718 You about to make a bitch lose her religion. 138 00:05:59,719 --> 00:06:01,221 There's also the cholos. 139 00:06:01,222 --> 00:06:02,939 What about the cholos? 140 00:06:02,940 --> 00:06:05,725 - The rent is due. - Ho-ho! 141 00:06:05,726 --> 00:06:07,360 Whoa, whoa! [Imitates brakes squealing] 142 00:06:07,361 --> 00:06:10,113 I know you not about to ask me for some more money. 143 00:06:10,114 --> 00:06:12,981 I know you ain't about to ask me for some more money! 144 00:06:12,982 --> 00:06:15,354 Ms. Tudi, look, we gonna do whatever we can to 145 00:06:15,355 --> 00:06:18,321 make this right, but right now, we just need a little more time. 146 00:06:18,322 --> 00:06:21,074 And a little more money. Look, now, I'm serious. 147 00:06:21,075 --> 00:06:24,080 - God got a plan for us. - Is that my car?! 148 00:06:24,081 --> 00:06:26,996 - [Tires screeching] - What they doing?! 149 00:06:26,997 --> 00:06:31,834 Hey! Hey! [Indistinct shouting] 150 00:06:31,835 --> 00:06:34,454 Boonie! Boonie, get your ass back in here. 151 00:06:34,455 --> 00:06:35,332 Boonie! 152 00:06:35,333 --> 00:06:38,174 I'm sorry, Ms. Tudi. 153 00:06:43,097 --> 00:06:45,098 - Well, I don't like it. - [Crowd grumbles] 154 00:06:45,099 --> 00:06:48,434 A garden? There's no telling what they're 155 00:06:48,435 --> 00:06:50,853 doing over there, and if this crazy fool really thinks he's 156 00:06:50,854 --> 00:06:52,238 - Jesus, well... - Jesus? 157 00:06:52,239 --> 00:06:54,073 - Jesus? - Oh, yeah. 158 00:06:54,074 --> 00:06:56,826 He thinks he's Jesus. And so does his little followers 159 00:06:56,827 --> 00:06:59,329 that trail him wherever he go. I'm gonna tell you like this... 160 00:06:59,330 --> 00:07:03,581 that whole garden thing... That's just some Jim Jones cultness. 161 00:07:03,582 --> 00:07:04,450 [Crowd murmuring] 162 00:07:04,451 --> 00:07:06,085 So what are we gonna do about it? 163 00:07:06,086 --> 00:07:08,288 I'll tell you what I'm doing about it. 164 00:07:08,289 --> 00:07:11,908 Right now, I got one of my best men on it. 165 00:07:16,013 --> 00:07:19,215 [Laughing] [Laughing] 166 00:07:19,216 --> 00:07:23,269 Welcome... Maggie, where everybody at? 167 00:07:23,270 --> 00:07:25,138 [Sighs] Don't worry, Jesus. 168 00:07:25,139 --> 00:07:27,307 Look, people are gonna catch on, okay? 169 00:07:27,308 --> 00:07:32,862 Remember... belief, belief, belief. 170 00:07:32,863 --> 00:07:35,148 Welcome and bienvenidos friends and 171 00:07:35,149 --> 00:07:39,202 neighbors to the Compton community garden... our garden, 172 00:07:39,203 --> 00:07:42,822 your garden... where we've been blessed with a variety of fruits 173 00:07:42,823 --> 00:07:44,490 and vegetables for your gastric pleasure. 174 00:07:44,491 --> 00:07:47,160 I'm talking about so much stuff, you ain't got no choice but to 175 00:07:47,161 --> 00:07:50,296 be thankful. All we ask is that you pay what 176 00:07:50,297 --> 00:07:53,166 you can and only take what you need. 177 00:07:53,167 --> 00:07:57,220 - Amen? - [Applause] 178 00:07:57,221 --> 00:07:59,339 "Take what you need" don't mean shoplift, Lloyd. 179 00:07:59,340 --> 00:08:01,140 Jesus, I got a bone to pick with you. 180 00:08:01,141 --> 00:08:03,476 Man, give me one of those plots, man, so I can turn my life 181 00:08:03,477 --> 00:08:04,761 around! Come on, man! 182 00:08:04,762 --> 00:08:06,339 - I want to work the land! - Look, Lloyd, 183 00:08:06,340 --> 00:08:08,044 there's a lot of stuff going on right now. 184 00:08:08,045 --> 00:08:10,400 I can't play with you, bro. But here... take this salad, 185 00:08:10,401 --> 00:08:12,442 enjoy it, and tell people about the community garden. 186 00:08:12,443 --> 00:08:14,241 - Thank you. God bless you. - Community garden, my ass. 187 00:08:14,242 --> 00:08:15,688 More like a selfish nigga garden. 188 00:08:15,689 --> 00:08:19,158 Man, you really about an ungrateful mother [Bleep] huh? 189 00:08:19,159 --> 00:08:21,977 And he didn't even say thank you. 190 00:08:30,420 --> 00:08:32,792 Ha! Jesus has his way of handling 191 00:08:32,793 --> 00:08:35,124 - shit, and I got mine. - That's what I'm talking 192 00:08:35,125 --> 00:08:37,010 about, Ms. Tudi! Store-bought guns. 193 00:08:37,011 --> 00:08:38,078 It's about time. 194 00:08:38,079 --> 00:08:39,690 Mom, what the hell are you doing? 195 00:08:39,691 --> 00:08:41,964 Oh, what a surprise! Boonie's scared. 196 00:08:41,965 --> 00:08:44,133 Well, of course you're scared, because you a fat, scared 197 00:08:44,134 --> 00:08:46,352 mother [Bleep] like your father. But I'm gonna tell you 198 00:08:46,353 --> 00:08:48,888 something... I'm not gonna just roll over and let somebody take 199 00:08:48,889 --> 00:08:51,024 what's mine. So you coming whether you scared 200 00:08:51,025 --> 00:08:52,525 or not. Grab the damn gun. 201 00:08:52,526 --> 00:08:53,976 - Come on! Let's go. - Exactly! 202 00:08:53,977 --> 00:08:56,146 We let them damn cholos push us around for too long. 203 00:08:56,147 --> 00:08:57,447 Bring the gun, fat-ass! 204 00:08:57,448 --> 00:09:02,027 We rolling! Boonie! Come on! 205 00:09:04,071 --> 00:09:07,143 Lloyd? Lloyd, pick it up. 206 00:09:07,908 --> 00:09:10,354 Whoo! 207 00:09:10,925 --> 00:09:12,092 What are doing, man? 208 00:09:12,093 --> 00:09:13,411 Hey, Vic, how you doing? 209 00:09:13,412 --> 00:09:15,150 What you doing with the beach cruiser, man? 210 00:09:15,151 --> 00:09:17,333 Oh, this is beautiful. Beautiful. 211 00:09:17,334 --> 00:09:20,887 Whoo! Oh, this is so beautiful. 212 00:09:20,888 --> 00:09:23,840 - What you on, nigga? - I'm on a pink bike. 213 00:09:23,841 --> 00:09:26,426 [Laughing] Look at that. 214 00:09:26,427 --> 00:09:28,261 - You on the pipe, Lloyd? - No. 215 00:09:28,262 --> 00:09:30,012 Look it . Look at it, look at it. 216 00:09:30,013 --> 00:09:32,098 Ah! Look at that! [Laughing] 217 00:09:32,099 --> 00:09:34,699 Nigga done lost his mind. 218 00:09:34,700 --> 00:09:36,241 [Giggling] 219 00:09:36,825 --> 00:09:38,412 Hello. 220 00:09:38,427 --> 00:09:40,080 _ 221 00:09:40,197 --> 00:09:42,174 _ 222 00:09:42,175 --> 00:09:42,734 No, I... 223 00:09:42,735 --> 00:09:44,264 _ 224 00:09:44,390 --> 00:09:45,244 _ 225 00:09:45,245 --> 00:09:47,330 Slow down, please. Come again. 226 00:09:47,331 --> 00:09:51,200 The salad. What did you put in the salads? 227 00:09:51,201 --> 00:09:53,272 Look at mi husband. 228 00:09:53,273 --> 00:09:54,935 _ 229 00:09:57,275 --> 00:09:59,210 No. Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Shh! Shh! 230 00:09:59,211 --> 00:10:00,478 _ 231 00:10:01,178 --> 00:10:03,346 No polic?a. Uh, dinero. 232 00:10:03,347 --> 00:10:05,131 Mucho dinero. Iv?monos! 233 00:10:05,132 --> 00:10:07,160 Why would you give them everything? 234 00:10:07,161 --> 00:10:08,608 She was gonna call the police. 235 00:10:08,609 --> 00:10:10,140 I don't know what's going on with the salad? 236 00:10:10,141 --> 00:10:11,844 Look, find out what's in there. 237 00:10:16,360 --> 00:10:18,394 See, we ain't got no special powers. 238 00:10:18,395 --> 00:10:21,114 You know what I'm saying? I mean, I love Jesus, and all, 239 00:10:21,115 --> 00:10:23,483 but... [Scoffs]... That nigga gonna be okay. 240 00:10:23,484 --> 00:10:26,536 'Cause he got all kind of infinite powers, you know, and 241 00:10:26,537 --> 00:10:29,998 all that good shit. But, hell, all I got is bills to pay. 242 00:10:30,541 --> 00:10:31,874 What are you doing back there? 243 00:10:31,875 --> 00:10:34,410 Are you praying? Nigga, stop praying! 244 00:10:34,411 --> 00:10:36,546 - Stop praying! - I'm telling Jesus. 245 00:10:36,547 --> 00:10:38,570 - Tell him. - Hey, y'all stop, y'all stop. 246 00:10:38,588 --> 00:10:39,999 There you go right there. 247 00:10:40,000 --> 00:10:43,119 Oh, shit, there it is, there it is. 248 00:10:45,889 --> 00:10:51,093 Okay, listen. Masks... get them on. 249 00:10:51,094 --> 00:10:53,012 - All right, y'all ready? - Ready. 250 00:10:53,013 --> 00:10:55,348 1, 2, 3. Go! Come on. 251 00:10:55,349 --> 00:10:57,466 All right, let's go. 252 00:10:59,403 --> 00:11:01,791 Shit, it's almost as if they wanted us to find it. 253 00:11:01,792 --> 00:11:03,448 I know, I know. Come on, y'all, just get in the 254 00:11:03,449 --> 00:11:05,741 car and drive off. I'll cover you, okay? 255 00:11:05,742 --> 00:11:07,410 - Cool?! - Whatever. 256 00:11:07,411 --> 00:11:09,862 - Let's just get it over with! - Hey. 257 00:11:09,863 --> 00:11:11,947 This shit don't seem right. 258 00:11:16,286 --> 00:11:18,832 [Key rattles] The damn key don't work. 259 00:11:18,833 --> 00:11:21,027 - What? - Somebody changed the locks. 260 00:11:21,028 --> 00:11:21,868 [Gunshot] 261 00:11:21,869 --> 00:11:24,377 Oh, shit! Come on, yo, come on! 262 00:11:24,378 --> 00:11:26,462 [Gunfire] 263 00:11:29,349 --> 00:11:31,017 Get your ass down, Boonie! 264 00:11:31,018 --> 00:11:33,069 - Get down, boy! - You see who's shooting? 265 00:11:33,070 --> 00:11:35,656 - Can't see anything! - Take these damn masks off! 266 00:11:35,657 --> 00:11:36,906 Ihola! 267 00:11:36,907 --> 00:11:40,860 I hope that isn't anyone we know trying to rescue their car! 268 00:11:40,861 --> 00:11:44,080 [Laughing] [Gunshots] 269 00:11:44,081 --> 00:11:47,500 I think it'd be a lot easier if someone just paid their rent. 270 00:11:47,501 --> 00:11:50,407 [Gunshots] 271 00:11:50,408 --> 00:11:51,860 We got to get the hell up out of here. 272 00:11:51,861 --> 00:11:54,577 Boon, lay down some cover fire for me. Come on. 273 00:11:54,578 --> 00:11:56,409 [Gunfire] 274 00:12:01,848 --> 00:12:04,383 - [Tires screeching] - Hoo! 275 00:12:04,384 --> 00:12:07,047 Shit. You okay? Y'all okay? 276 00:12:07,048 --> 00:12:08,602 - Everybody okay? - Yeah, yeah. 277 00:12:08,603 --> 00:12:10,223 Okay. Nigga, I thought you prayed! 278 00:12:10,224 --> 00:12:12,191 - Look out! - Jesus! 279 00:12:12,192 --> 00:12:16,381 - [Thudding] - You done killed the mother 280 00:12:16,382 --> 00:12:18,772 [bleep] He supposed to die on the cross, 281 00:12:18,773 --> 00:12:20,433 not the escalade! 282 00:12:23,165 --> 00:12:25,533 G! Damn, Jesus. 283 00:12:25,534 --> 00:12:27,752 - You all right, man? - He all right. 284 00:12:27,753 --> 00:12:30,404 He Jesus. Jesus, get up. 285 00:12:31,336 --> 00:12:32,594 I ain't superman. 286 00:12:32,595 --> 00:12:33,709 That shit hurt. 287 00:12:33,710 --> 00:12:35,542 Jesus, man, we didn't even need your help on this. man. 288 00:12:35,543 --> 00:12:37,824 We had the situation handled ourselves. 289 00:12:37,825 --> 00:12:38,459 Oh, yeah? 290 00:12:38,460 --> 00:12:41,129 Well, you lucky they was just trying to teach you a lesson. 291 00:12:41,130 --> 00:12:41,715 [Tires screeching] 292 00:12:41,716 --> 00:12:44,101 Yeah, that's right! You better go! Huh! 293 00:12:44,102 --> 00:12:45,603 - Unh! - Ms. Tudi. 294 00:12:45,604 --> 00:12:47,772 - What?! - Calm down. 295 00:12:47,773 --> 00:12:51,725 Ms. Tudi, girl I got something to show you. 296 00:12:51,726 --> 00:12:53,811 [Organ music plays] 297 00:13:10,045 --> 00:13:13,614 [Tinkles] [Upbeat music plays] 298 00:13:16,251 --> 00:13:21,639 [Laughing] Ha! 299 00:13:21,640 --> 00:13:24,175 Boonie! Come here, son! 300 00:13:24,176 --> 00:13:27,144 - I love you, baby. - Boo-boo. 301 00:13:27,145 --> 00:13:30,064 - [Both laugh] - I love you, baby! 302 00:13:30,065 --> 00:13:33,267 Oh, and Jesus! Jesus, you got right in the way. 303 00:13:33,268 --> 00:13:36,598 Oh! You my savior! Oh, lord. 304 00:13:36,599 --> 00:13:38,367 - So you feel it? - Hoo! I have never 305 00:13:38,368 --> 00:13:41,105 felt this good in my life! Hoo! 306 00:13:41,106 --> 00:13:44,044 But I don't understand. How is it possible? 307 00:13:44,045 --> 00:13:45,962 What, is there weed in the tomato? 308 00:13:45,963 --> 00:13:48,131 I mean, there's vitamin a, vitamin k, but... 309 00:13:48,132 --> 00:13:50,049 Hey, who knows? Who knows? 310 00:13:50,050 --> 00:13:53,673 Personally, I think the tomatoes get you [Bleep] up on God's love and grace. 311 00:13:53,757 --> 00:13:55,982 I want some more tomatoes! 312 00:13:55,983 --> 00:13:58,725 Oh, Ms. Tudi's a happy bitch. 313 00:13:58,726 --> 00:14:02,178 Ha ha! Mmm-mm-mm-mm-mmm! 314 00:14:02,179 --> 00:14:08,601 So, you sure that the tomatoes only grow on this plot right here? Our plot. 315 00:14:08,602 --> 00:14:10,770 - Mm-hmm. - Ooh! Hallelujah! 316 00:14:10,771 --> 00:14:13,606 Girl, did you know all this time I thought Jesus was [Bleep] up 317 00:14:13,607 --> 00:14:15,608 - my money again? - Yeah, well, there's a 318 00:14:15,609 --> 00:14:18,611 bunch of unused plots where we can grow more. 319 00:14:18,612 --> 00:14:21,614 Ooh, girl, do it. Now listen... this shit right 320 00:14:21,615 --> 00:14:23,366 here got to stay a secret, okay? 321 00:14:23,367 --> 00:14:24,166 Okay. 322 00:14:24,167 --> 00:14:26,502 How many of these things have been sold already? 323 00:14:26,503 --> 00:14:27,954 I don't think that many. 324 00:14:27,955 --> 00:14:30,506 I mean one lady came and accused us of drugging her husband, but 325 00:14:30,507 --> 00:14:31,978 that's how we found out, so... 326 00:14:31,979 --> 00:14:35,511 Well, girl, let's pray that the word don't get out until we get our plan together. 327 00:14:35,512 --> 00:14:38,631 Time to call the cholos and get caught up on the rent. 328 00:14:38,632 --> 00:14:42,733 Jesus, Ms. Tudi, a bunch of people are waiting to be let in. 329 00:14:42,734 --> 00:14:44,759 Well, baby, let them in. 330 00:14:44,760 --> 00:14:47,173 Oh, I don't think they're here to buy vegetables. 331 00:14:49,860 --> 00:14:51,978 Come on, man! We want some salads! 332 00:14:51,979 --> 00:14:54,747 - All: Salads! Salads! - Damn! 333 00:14:54,748 --> 00:14:57,150 This is what I was afraid of. Jesus, go talk to them. 334 00:14:57,151 --> 00:14:59,786 Get rid of them, now! Go on, y'all. 335 00:14:59,787 --> 00:15:01,621 Hey, hey, excuse me. 336 00:15:01,622 --> 00:15:03,706 - [Applause] - Hey, everybody. 337 00:15:03,707 --> 00:15:06,111 Hey, we want to thank y'all for your support of the community 338 00:15:06,112 --> 00:15:08,578 garden, and if anybody interested in buying vegetables, 339 00:15:08,579 --> 00:15:10,963 man, please feel free to do so, but, you know, those special 340 00:15:10,964 --> 00:15:13,663 salads we had yesterday, we had to discontinue them joints, man. 341 00:15:13,664 --> 00:15:14,917 We ain't even got them right now. 342 00:15:14,918 --> 00:15:16,219 Come on, man! Where the weed at? 343 00:15:16,220 --> 00:15:17,837 Yeah, we want them bomb salads. 344 00:15:17,838 --> 00:15:19,571 Man, there ain't no weed over here, man. 345 00:15:19,572 --> 00:15:21,724 - What you talking about, brah? - Y'all heard the man. 346 00:15:21,725 --> 00:15:23,509 Came to buy weed, then get the [Bleep] out of here. 347 00:15:23,510 --> 00:15:25,845 - Close the gate. - Rude! 348 00:15:25,846 --> 00:15:28,514 - We just want some salads! - No cults in Compton! 349 00:15:28,515 --> 00:15:30,733 - Yeah! - No cults in Compton! 350 00:15:30,734 --> 00:15:32,819 - No cults in Compton! - Yeah. 351 00:15:32,820 --> 00:15:34,520 - No cults in Compton! - Yeah! 352 00:15:34,521 --> 00:15:36,572 - No cults in Compton! - [Bleep] Them! 353 00:15:36,573 --> 00:15:37,909 No cults in Compton! 354 00:15:37,910 --> 00:15:39,942 Vic, what's happening, man? You ain't got nothing else 355 00:15:39,943 --> 00:15:42,362 better to do than ride our bumper all day, man? 356 00:15:42,363 --> 00:15:44,082 You ain't got nothing better to do than be trying to 357 00:15:44,083 --> 00:15:46,165 ruin the community? Huh? You think we don't know you're 358 00:15:46,166 --> 00:15:47,287 growing weed in there? 359 00:15:47,288 --> 00:15:50,258 Vic, this ain't the apartment complex, man. You ain't got no authority here. 360 00:15:50,259 --> 00:15:52,255 - So [Bleep] off. - [Bleep] off? 361 00:15:52,256 --> 00:15:54,874 Why you pretending like you own something, convict? 362 00:15:54,875 --> 00:15:57,710 You don't even own them state-issued prison drawers you 363 00:15:57,711 --> 00:16:00,316 wearing right now. I got just as much right to be 364 00:16:00,317 --> 00:16:02,548 here as you and all the rest of y'all bums. 365 00:16:02,549 --> 00:16:06,075 And we ain't going nowhere till we find out what's going on in there! 366 00:16:06,076 --> 00:16:07,292 Jesus. 367 00:16:07,293 --> 00:16:09,055 Come... come here. Come here. 368 00:16:09,056 --> 00:16:11,641 - Hey, I'm talking to you! - Come on, now. 369 00:16:11,642 --> 00:16:14,116 I ask you to get rid of people, and you bring us some more niggas? 370 00:16:14,117 --> 00:16:17,230 I can try to hold some of them off, but we ain't gonna be able to hold them 371 00:16:17,231 --> 00:16:19,864 all off. Hey, boon, Tray, y'all got rid of them dead weed plants? 372 00:16:19,865 --> 00:16:20,566 Not yet. 373 00:16:20,567 --> 00:16:22,702 Man, come on. Go and do that stuff now! Go! 374 00:16:22,703 --> 00:16:24,680 - Go, go. Go. - Hey, hey, take 375 00:16:24,681 --> 00:16:25,885 Maggie with you. 376 00:16:25,886 --> 00:16:28,907 What we gonna do... that's my car. 377 00:16:31,242 --> 00:16:34,163 Maybe you ain't paid your bill. Look like a repossession to me. 378 00:16:34,164 --> 00:16:36,749 Okay, listen, listen... 379 00:16:36,750 --> 00:16:40,002 - [Brakes squeal] - ...Handle it. 380 00:16:40,003 --> 00:16:41,754 - Go and handle it. - Hey! Where you going?! 381 00:16:41,755 --> 00:16:43,556 - I'm talking to you! - Hey! Where you going?! 382 00:16:43,557 --> 00:16:45,658 Not now, Vic. 383 00:16:50,848 --> 00:16:55,017 Hey. So, business is booming, huh? 384 00:16:55,018 --> 00:16:59,217 Looks like all you guys needed was a little, uh... Motivation. 385 00:16:59,218 --> 00:17:01,777 Hey, y'all, man, look, man, thank you all for coming, man. 386 00:17:01,778 --> 00:17:02,525 Look, here's the bread for the 387 00:17:02,526 --> 00:17:05,223 rent, man, and we appreciate you all bringing the whip back, man. 388 00:17:05,224 --> 00:17:07,780 - We straight now, right? - Not really. 389 00:17:07,781 --> 00:17:10,449 Word on the street is, you guys have been growing some special 390 00:17:10,450 --> 00:17:13,452 Greens. That wasn't part of the deal. 391 00:17:13,453 --> 00:17:16,422 Rent just went up... $1,200 a month. 392 00:17:16,423 --> 00:17:19,272 - You out your damn mind. - Hey, man, I was here first. 393 00:17:19,273 --> 00:17:20,566 Hey, Vic, [Bleep] You, man. 394 00:17:20,567 --> 00:17:22,143 And [Bleep] you, day-laborers. 395 00:17:22,144 --> 00:17:24,750 We ain't paying shit extra, 'cause we ain't growing no weed in here. 396 00:17:24,751 --> 00:17:26,261 Oh, that's cool, Webster. 397 00:17:26,262 --> 00:17:28,462 Well, we'll just walk in there and check it out. 398 00:17:28,463 --> 00:17:30,009 - Like hell you will. - Mother... 399 00:17:30,010 --> 00:17:32,054 - we'll just... - [Siren chirps] 400 00:17:32,055 --> 00:17:33,889 [Bleep] Perfect. 401 00:17:35,645 --> 00:17:37,332 Damn, Vic, I knew you was a 402 00:17:37,333 --> 00:17:39,102 bitch, but I didn't know you was a snitch, too. 403 00:17:39,103 --> 00:17:42,304 I ain't no snitch. I ain't call them. 404 00:17:46,143 --> 00:17:47,860 All right, who's in charge here? 405 00:17:47,861 --> 00:17:50,113 - I am, officer. - We got a tip that, uh, 406 00:17:50,114 --> 00:17:53,282 - someone's growing weed here. - Weed? 407 00:17:53,283 --> 00:17:55,151 Of course not. No such thing. 408 00:17:55,152 --> 00:17:56,819 We got a school around the corner. 409 00:17:56,820 --> 00:17:58,905 Sorry, guys. I got to search it. 410 00:17:58,906 --> 00:18:01,576 - Bring in snoop. - Be my guest, officer. 411 00:18:07,748 --> 00:18:09,865 Hey. 412 00:18:27,735 --> 00:18:29,235 Check it out... here they come. 413 00:18:29,236 --> 00:18:30,397 Here they come. 414 00:18:32,504 --> 00:18:34,442 All right, place is clean. We're out of here. 415 00:18:34,443 --> 00:18:35,241 Hey, thank you 416 00:18:35,242 --> 00:18:37,076 for coming by, officer. You sure you don't want none of 417 00:18:37,077 --> 00:18:38,528 these complimentary vegetables we got? 418 00:18:38,529 --> 00:18:40,798 No, we're fine. Thanks. All right, fun's over, guys. 419 00:18:40,799 --> 00:18:42,582 Gonna need you all to take off. Let's go. 420 00:18:42,583 --> 00:18:45,868 Move, dummies. No weed here. 421 00:18:45,869 --> 00:18:47,521 Just veggies. 422 00:18:47,738 --> 00:18:48,704 Hey, look, bro. 423 00:18:48,705 --> 00:18:50,373 My bad, bro, for the misunderstanding. 424 00:18:50,374 --> 00:18:52,925 I don't know what happened, but we cool, right? 425 00:18:52,926 --> 00:18:54,961 We cool. See you next month. 426 00:18:54,962 --> 00:18:57,049 [Engine turns over] 427 00:18:58,027 --> 00:18:59,882 We ain't cool. 428 00:18:59,883 --> 00:19:01,601 That's right, con man, we gonna be back. 429 00:19:01,602 --> 00:19:04,720 We gonna be back, con man. 430 00:19:04,721 --> 00:19:07,741 Jesus, I can't believe the police came to this 431 00:19:07,742 --> 00:19:09,601 neighborhood and actually helped us out, man. 432 00:19:09,602 --> 00:19:10,486 That's crazy. 433 00:19:10,487 --> 00:19:12,725 Hey, that's 'cause you is a disbelieving mother [Bleep] 434 00:19:12,726 --> 00:19:15,759 You see, miracles be happening in your face all the time, and 435 00:19:15,760 --> 00:19:17,461 you don't be trying to see them. You feel me? 436 00:19:17,462 --> 00:19:20,021 - They just bounce off every time. - Wait a minute. 437 00:19:20,022 --> 00:19:22,380 So you think God called the cops on us. 438 00:19:22,381 --> 00:19:24,734 I know he did! Dropped dime like a straight-up 439 00:19:24,735 --> 00:19:26,919 snitch, but you see how that thing worked out, right? 440 00:19:26,920 --> 00:19:27,782 We straight up! 441 00:19:27,783 --> 00:19:30,757 Hey, man, that mother [Bleep] works in mysterious ways, baby. 442 00:19:30,758 --> 00:19:32,335 Yes, he does. 443 00:19:32,605 --> 00:19:39,035 Sync and corrections by awaqeded - www.addic7ed.com - 444 00:19:39,085 --> 00:19:43,635 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 34359

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