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This is so exciting!
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I know!
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I can't believe
you're up for emily
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In the new chauncy jackson film.
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Jo taylor starring in chauncy
jackson and the magic gallows.
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I've read every book
in the series.
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Yeah, and every actress
in town wants this role.
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Ha-ha!
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It would awful
if they didn't hire you.
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[together]
carlos.
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I mean, to get this close
to the role of a lifetime
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And not get it?
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[together]
carlos!
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Guys, I'm fine
if I I don't get the part.
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I just want the phone to ring.
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[cell phone ringing]
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[all scream]
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[together]
take it! Take it!
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Hello?
Uh-huh.
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I got the part?
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[all scream]
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It's a three-movie deal?
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[together]
yeah!
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It's shooting in new zealand
for three years?
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[together]
yeah!
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They want me to leave
this week?
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Oh, yes!
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♪ ah, ah, ah-ah, oh ♪
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Oh.
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♪ make it count,
play it straight ♪
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♪ don't look back,
don't hesitate ♪
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♪ when you go big time ♪
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♪ what you want,
what you feel ♪
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♪ never quit
and make it real ♪
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♪ when you roll big time ♪
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♪ oh-oh, oh-oh ♪
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♪ hey, hey ♪
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♪ listen to your heart now ♪
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♪ hey, hey ♪
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♪ don't you feel the rush ♪
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♪ uh-oh, uh-oh ♪
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♪ uh-oh, uh-oh ♪
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♪ oh ♪
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♪ go and shake it up ♪
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♪ whatcha gotta lose ♪
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♪ go and make your luck ♪
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♪ with the life you choose ♪
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♪ if you want it all,
lay it on the line ♪
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♪ it's the only life you got
so you got to live it big time ♪
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Oh. Oh.
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Really?
Okay, bye.
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"really? Really?
Really?"
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What "really"?
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The agent said I can't do
the movie
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If I can't get out
of my new town high contract.
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But if you do get out
of the contract,
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Then you go to new zealand
for three years,
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And your relationship is [
blows raspberries].
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[together]
carlos!
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Sit down.
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I'll find out more after
I talk to my agent.
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Good-bye kiss?
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I'll meet you in the lobby
later, okay?
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He's going to need us
this week.
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He's also going to need
my list of girls
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Who aren't hot enough for me,
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But are perfect for you.
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And hugs.
Huh?
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She might not be leaving,
okay?
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Dawgs, here is what
you're going to do this week
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Because I say so!
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Learn the lyrics
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And listen to the demo track
for our next song, worldwide.
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It's a song about a love
torn apart
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When that special someone
moves halfway across the world.
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She might not be going!
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Okay, next up on the agenda,
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Carlos, you need to get rid
of your helmet.
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Ah!
What? Why?
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Because on photo shoots,
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I'm going for hot boy band,
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Not "hello, I'm odd."
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And digitally removing it
is not much better.
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Clearly.
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Now, hand it over.
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[screams]
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Okay, kelly, you are now
on helmet duty all week.
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And the rest of you dawgs,
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Stay over from rocque records
for the next three days.
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Latin pop sensation selana
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Is recording her first
english album here,
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And I don't need any of you
falling in love with her.
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[lively mariachi music]
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Too late.
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Okay, so we're done here,
right?
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I gotta go meet jo.
Bye.
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Hey!
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I...
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Can't do the movie.
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Ugh.
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And you wanted that role
so bad.
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[angelic choral music]
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Are you bummed?
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No.
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I love being on new town high,
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And I love...
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Living here at the palmwoods,
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And you live here, too.
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Well, I made a reservation
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For a big fancy
celebration dinner tonight,
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And we could still go
and un-celebrate.
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It's a date.
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Good-bye kiss?
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Happy dance.
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[upbeat country music]
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What's the happy dance for?
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Jo not getting out of her
new town high contract
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And not going to new zealand
for three years.
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Yeah, she's lying.
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She can totally get out
of her contract.
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Come again?
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Subsection "c" states
that artists, that's jo,
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May be released from the project
new town high
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If offered
a major motion picture.
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You read her contract?
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I read everybody's contract.
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Did you know that if your
next album goes platinum,
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You all get alpacas?
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Huh.
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Then why didn't jo
take the job?
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Oh, um, let me think.
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You.
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Why would she lie to me?
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Because passing up
the role of a lifetime
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And international superstardom
for a boy
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Puts a lot of pressure
on that boy.
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I'm the boy, right?
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Yep.
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Carlos!
Where are you?
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Not in the balcony.
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Carlos, you know
I have a black belt,
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And you do not want me
to come up there
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And take that helmet from you.
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Bring it!
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Ooh!
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Oh!
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A bowling ball?
Really?
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What is it with him
and that helmet?
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I have two theories.
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One, he projected his love
of hockey into his helmet,
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And then fell in love
with his helmet.
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And, two, he's an idiot.
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And jump.
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Whoa!
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The bowling ball's a result
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Of me trying to get rid
of the helmet.
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Wait--you don't like
the helmet.
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[mouthing]
why?
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[upbeat rock music]
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Oh--
carlos!
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Helmets have holes!
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Hey, guys.
I'm--
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Helmet's sitting there.
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Ah--
we're going counterclockwise.
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Okay.
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Helmet, do you have any threes?
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I have my reasons.
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This is great.
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We'll team up,
overpower him,
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And get rid of the helmet
together.
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No.
I'm done battling that helmet.
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[mouthing]
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I know you nodded "yes."
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Okay, so selana's manager
and I have talked,
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And we have decided that you two
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Are not allowed to be in love!
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You can tell us how to sing,
gustavo,
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But you cannot tell us
how to feel.
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This feels really good.
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Selana, you're only here
for three days.
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Then selana and I will pack
an entire lifetime of love
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Into three days.
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Yes, and then it will be over.
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Over.
As in, total breakup?
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In three days?
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No crying?
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No "oh, I miss him"?
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Are those promise rings?
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Hey, we only have three days.
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This relationship
has got to move fast.
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[lively mariachi music]
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[katie]
jo stayed here because of you.
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[echoing]
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She passed up he role
of a lifetime.
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[echoing]
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Katie, are you inside my head
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Or are you hiding behind
the counter?
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So what's the plan,
big brother?
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I got to tell her
to do the movie.
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You're asking her to pick acting
over you.
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She wouldn't do that.
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So what--I break up with her
so she has no excuse to stay?
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Err!
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She can't perform
the role of a lifetime
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With a broken heart.
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Katie, just tell me
what to do.
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You have to get her
to want to break up with you.
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And how do I do that?
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[romantic accordion music]
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♪ ♪
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Can I get some service
from a woman?
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[crickets chirping]
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Oh, yeah!
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That's the spot.
Yep.
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Crash!
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♪ you're worldwide,
worldwide ♪
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[censor beep]
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♪ girl, I been thinking about
you, yes ♪
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Now with the censor in place,
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We can wirelessly send
electronic shocks
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To the helmet.
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Then he associates pain
with the helmet
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And not love.
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Never wears it again.
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♪ worldwide,
worldwide ♪
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It's not working.
Give me it.
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[humming intensely]
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Okay, you obviously
don't have the right touch,
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So I'm going to try it.
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[yawns]
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I don't know what's going on.
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I mean, technically
he should be dead.
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It's because it's not working.
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[zapping]
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It's working!
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It's working!
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♪ thinkin' about you
worldwide ♪
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You do know that the metal plate
in my head
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Acts as a countervalence
against electrical currents.
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You have no idea
what that--means.
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Ho-ho!
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We've got him
right where we want him.
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♪ I love you,
I love you ♪
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♪ I love you,
you know ♪
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♪ I love you,
I love you ♪
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♪ so don't let me go ♪
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♪ I gave you my heart,
you gave me your soul ♪
249
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♪ I have looks that kill ♪
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♪ you sing rock and roll ♪
251
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♪ from two different worlds,
but still we stay strong ♪
252
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♪ they say it won't last,
but we'll prove them wrong ♪
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♪ I love you,
I love you ♪
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♪ I love you, you know ♪
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♪ I love you,
I love you ♪
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♪ don't leave me,
I love you ♪
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I cannot believe
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You guys
didn't finish this.
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I never seen you like this.
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Jo, we're going to be together
for a long time,
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So it's time you got to know
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The real me.
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00:10:05,108 --> 00:10:07,675
Fork chop!
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00:10:07,673 --> 00:10:09,641
[man screams]
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00:10:09,639 --> 00:10:10,638
Fork chop?
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Yeah.
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00:10:12,303 --> 00:10:14,603
You know, I'm really glad you
couldn't get that movie role.
268
00:10:14,601 --> 00:10:18,637
Saved me the effort to tell you
you couldn't go.
269
00:10:18,632 --> 00:10:21,266
Do you realize what a total
jerk you're being right now?
270
00:10:21,263 --> 00:10:25,131
Do you realize you would have
bombed in that role anyway?
271
00:10:25,126 --> 00:10:27,126
Now why don't you put
little miss muffet
272
00:10:27,125 --> 00:10:28,325
Back on the tuffet
273
00:10:28,324 --> 00:10:30,957
[whispering]
because you're causing a scene.
274
00:10:30,955 --> 00:10:32,622
Fork chop!
275
00:10:32,621 --> 00:10:35,122
[man screams]
276
00:10:35,119 --> 00:10:36,851
They told me this morning
277
00:10:36,850 --> 00:10:38,250
That I could get out
of my contract
278
00:10:38,249 --> 00:10:39,815
And do the movie in new zealand.
279
00:10:39,815 --> 00:10:42,516
But when I saw you in the lobby,
280
00:10:42,513 --> 00:10:43,846
I decided to stay.
281
00:10:43,845 --> 00:10:44,878
[sighs]
282
00:10:44,879 --> 00:10:46,678
Look.
283
00:10:46,676 --> 00:10:48,310
You can either sit down
and listen to me
284
00:10:48,309 --> 00:10:51,610
Or you can go do your movie
and break up with me.
285
00:10:51,606 --> 00:10:53,407
Ladies' choice.
286
00:10:53,406 --> 00:10:56,640
I'm going to do the movie.
287
00:10:56,636 --> 00:10:59,570
And break up with you.
288
00:11:01,398 --> 00:11:05,268
What?
No good-bye kiss?
289
00:11:05,263 --> 00:11:07,396
Missed me!
290
00:11:12,190 --> 00:11:15,192
I'm going to miss you.
291
00:11:15,189 --> 00:11:16,723
Your bill.
292
00:11:16,722 --> 00:11:19,489
♪ ah, ah, ah-ah, oh ♪
293
00:11:24,020 --> 00:11:25,820
He needs us,
294
00:11:25,819 --> 00:11:28,420
Which is why we're suspending
all helmet snatching activity
295
00:11:28,417 --> 00:11:29,649
To hang out with you.
296
00:11:29,649 --> 00:11:31,449
And I'm texting selana
right now.
297
00:11:31,448 --> 00:11:33,414
It's going to be
a boys night out.
298
00:11:33,412 --> 00:11:35,012
[together]
whoo! Whoo!
299
00:11:35,011 --> 00:11:36,043
Guys, I'll be fine.
300
00:11:36,043 --> 00:11:38,210
Don't worry about me.
301
00:11:38,208 --> 00:11:41,209
Selana, I'm on my way.
302
00:11:41,206 --> 00:11:45,676
Give me the helmet.
Never!
303
00:11:45,670 --> 00:11:48,237
I think some tv might cheer
up my big brother.
304
00:11:48,234 --> 00:11:50,167
On the next new town high,
305
00:11:50,166 --> 00:11:52,700
Rachel's going on a field trip.
306
00:11:52,697 --> 00:11:54,030
I don't know.
307
00:11:54,030 --> 00:11:58,200
Something tells me
I'm never coming back.
308
00:11:58,194 --> 00:12:01,629
Okay, how about a puzzle?
309
00:12:01,625 --> 00:12:03,458
So I was originally worried
310
00:12:03,457 --> 00:12:05,823
That you were going to fall
for selana
311
00:12:05,821 --> 00:12:07,521
And then be crushed
when she left,
312
00:12:07,520 --> 00:12:09,753
But now I'm worried
313
00:12:09,751 --> 00:12:11,784
You're going to elope!
314
00:12:11,782 --> 00:12:14,449
Do you know how liberating
it is to be in a relationship
315
00:12:14,446 --> 00:12:17,280
That you know is only going
to last for three days?
316
00:12:17,277 --> 00:12:19,511
Um, no.
317
00:12:19,509 --> 00:12:22,744
Yames, there you are.
318
00:12:22,740 --> 00:12:23,906
[gasps]
319
00:12:23,906 --> 00:12:26,139
It's our 18-hour anniversary,
320
00:12:26,137 --> 00:12:28,071
And you didn't get my flowers?
321
00:12:28,070 --> 00:12:30,003
How could you, yames?
322
00:12:30,001 --> 00:12:33,470
How could you forget
such a special occasion?
323
00:12:33,466 --> 00:12:35,466
See, now I don't need
to apologize
324
00:12:35,464 --> 00:12:37,231
And race out to get her flowers.
325
00:12:37,230 --> 00:12:38,363
'cause guess what.
326
00:12:38,363 --> 00:12:40,396
Our relationship
is almost over anyways.
327
00:12:40,394 --> 00:12:42,093
[chuckles]
328
00:12:42,092 --> 00:12:43,558
But I want to
because I miss the way she
329
00:12:43,558 --> 00:12:45,291
Smooshes our faces together.
330
00:12:45,290 --> 00:12:47,757
[groans]
331
00:12:47,754 --> 00:12:49,987
Here.
332
00:12:49,985 --> 00:12:52,619
Selana, wait!
333
00:12:52,616 --> 00:12:54,248
[sighs]
334
00:12:54,247 --> 00:12:56,381
I'm sorry.
335
00:12:56,380 --> 00:12:59,347
[inhales deeply]
336
00:12:59,343 --> 00:13:01,943
Let's never fight again.
337
00:13:06,169 --> 00:13:07,937
♪ far away you seem ♪
338
00:13:07,936 --> 00:13:09,402
So here's the plan:
339
00:13:09,401 --> 00:13:11,133
We lullaby him to sleep,
340
00:13:11,132 --> 00:13:12,666
Pull off the black helmete...
341
00:13:12,665 --> 00:13:13,897
Throw it in the dumpster,
342
00:13:13,897 --> 00:13:17,332
Never to be seen again.
343
00:13:17,328 --> 00:13:18,327
Move out!
344
00:13:18,327 --> 00:13:19,326
[lullaby music]
345
00:13:19,326 --> 00:13:20,792
[yawns]
346
00:13:20,792 --> 00:13:25,828
♪ ♪
347
00:13:30,183 --> 00:13:31,950
[alarm blaring]
348
00:13:31,948 --> 00:13:34,115
What?
349
00:13:34,114 --> 00:13:35,680
An alarm?
Really?
350
00:13:35,679 --> 00:13:37,145
Yep.
351
00:13:37,144 --> 00:13:41,346
And I added a gps so I can find
it in any dumpster worldwide.
352
00:13:44,303 --> 00:13:46,004
How can we not beat carlos
353
00:13:46,003 --> 00:13:47,735
In a plastic helmet!
354
00:13:47,734 --> 00:13:50,002
I don't know!
355
00:13:50,000 --> 00:13:51,633
It's cheer-up time,
356
00:13:51,632 --> 00:13:54,233
With pb and "j,"
hockey mags,
357
00:13:54,230 --> 00:13:55,963
Nachos--
extra cheese--
358
00:13:55,962 --> 00:13:58,129
One smoothie,
three violent video games,
359
00:13:58,127 --> 00:13:59,860
And mambo the clown.
360
00:13:59,859 --> 00:14:02,694
Hey, 'cause nothing cheers up
broken-hearted boys
361
00:14:02,691 --> 00:14:07,460
Like balloons.
362
00:14:07,454 --> 00:14:08,720
Nothing.
363
00:14:08,719 --> 00:14:09,985
Wow.
364
00:14:09,985 --> 00:14:11,418
Must have been one special girl,
man.
365
00:14:11,417 --> 00:14:13,016
I'm sorry, katie,
366
00:14:13,015 --> 00:14:14,481
But there's only one thing
367
00:14:14,481 --> 00:14:20,018
That's going to cheer me up
right now.
368
00:14:20,010 --> 00:14:21,744
I realized I forgot to do
something
369
00:14:21,743 --> 00:14:23,342
Last night at the restaurant.
370
00:14:23,341 --> 00:14:28,344
What?
371
00:14:28,337 --> 00:14:31,272
Give you a good-bye kiss.
372
00:14:31,269 --> 00:14:33,836
We're going to leave you two
alone.
373
00:14:33,833 --> 00:14:38,435
Give her this.
374
00:14:38,429 --> 00:14:42,732
I'm confused.
375
00:14:42,726 --> 00:14:46,427
So I was I until I realized
what you were doing last night.
376
00:14:46,422 --> 00:14:47,788
Getting me to break up
with you
377
00:14:47,788 --> 00:14:50,355
So I would take the role.
378
00:14:50,352 --> 00:14:53,488
This opportunity only comes
once in a lifetime.
379
00:14:53,485 --> 00:14:57,053
Maybe you only come once
in a lifetime.
380
00:15:02,276 --> 00:15:06,579
You are going to be amazing.
381
00:15:10,336 --> 00:15:13,004
Hey, it's me.
382
00:15:13,001 --> 00:15:15,201
I'm going to do the movie.
383
00:15:15,199 --> 00:15:19,835
Okay, yeah.
Bye.
384
00:15:19,829 --> 00:15:23,531
I leave for new zealand
tomorrow.
385
00:15:23,526 --> 00:15:25,960
Well, that only gives us
one day left in l.A.
386
00:15:25,958 --> 00:15:29,027
To do whatever you want.
387
00:15:29,024 --> 00:15:31,992
There's so much here
I still haven't done.
388
00:15:31,988 --> 00:15:33,922
Well, then.
389
00:15:33,921 --> 00:15:35,554
What do you want to do?
390
00:15:51,805 --> 00:15:53,873
[lively mariachi music]
391
00:15:53,872 --> 00:15:57,040
[music drones]
392
00:15:57,036 --> 00:15:59,136
Honey, where is the milk
393
00:15:59,134 --> 00:16:00,901
You said you would pick up
on your way to work?
394
00:16:00,900 --> 00:16:06,404
You know, I just didn't
get around to it, 'kay?
395
00:16:06,396 --> 00:16:07,395
[glass smashes]
396
00:16:07,395 --> 00:16:09,129
Hey!
397
00:16:09,128 --> 00:16:11,161
I gave you everything, yames!
398
00:16:11,160 --> 00:16:13,361
And now I give you back
your ring.
399
00:16:13,359 --> 00:16:15,359
[screams]
400
00:16:15,357 --> 00:16:16,857
The only regret I have
401
00:16:16,856 --> 00:16:19,290
Is that I didn't leave you
years ago.
402
00:16:19,288 --> 00:16:20,520
By that I mean yesterday.
403
00:16:20,520 --> 00:16:22,220
[gasps]
404
00:16:22,219 --> 00:16:25,187
Good-bye, selana.
Good-bye, yames.
405
00:16:26,881 --> 00:16:28,048
They did it.
406
00:16:28,048 --> 00:16:30,348
They had an entire relationship
in three days.
407
00:16:30,346 --> 00:16:31,778
Yes, but at what cost?
408
00:16:31,777 --> 00:16:35,378
Selana is more enraged
than ever.
409
00:16:35,374 --> 00:16:41,211
♪ ♪
410
00:16:41,202 --> 00:16:42,235
Good luck on your album.
411
00:16:42,236 --> 00:16:45,204
You too.
412
00:16:45,200 --> 00:16:48,736
Yeah, I still don't get
the whole face smoosh thing.
413
00:16:48,732 --> 00:16:50,599
Oh, that--that does feel good.
414
00:16:50,598 --> 00:16:52,365
Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
415
00:16:56,393 --> 00:16:59,529
Don't forget
your balloon poodle.
416
00:16:59,525 --> 00:17:01,325
Pop!
417
00:17:01,324 --> 00:17:05,359
With deflated leg.
418
00:17:05,354 --> 00:17:09,723
And my btr cd so I can hear
you sing all the time.
419
00:17:09,717 --> 00:17:11,550
Oh, and I figured out
420
00:17:11,549 --> 00:17:13,715
That you're going to be going
to bed when I'm getting up,
421
00:17:13,713 --> 00:17:16,147
So that's when we can face talk.
422
00:17:16,144 --> 00:17:19,479
You can tuck me in at night.
423
00:17:19,475 --> 00:17:22,276
We're running late,
ms. Taylor.
424
00:17:25,570 --> 00:17:28,305
[engine turns over]
425
00:17:28,303 --> 00:17:30,737
Are we forgetting
anything else?
426
00:17:30,734 --> 00:17:34,069
I know I'm not going
to forget you.
427
00:17:39,927 --> 00:17:41,361
[horn honks]
428
00:17:52,848 --> 00:17:55,116
[glass breaks]
429
00:17:55,114 --> 00:17:59,282
[screaming]
430
00:17:59,277 --> 00:18:00,910
Carlos, just give us
the helmet!
431
00:18:00,909 --> 00:18:02,542
I can't do that.
432
00:18:02,541 --> 00:18:05,809
[all screaming]
433
00:18:05,805 --> 00:18:07,171
Ugh!
434
00:18:11,766 --> 00:18:13,567
[cat screeches]
435
00:18:13,566 --> 00:18:15,699
[chicken clucking]
436
00:18:15,697 --> 00:18:18,098
Carlos, it looks silly
during photo shoots.
437
00:18:18,096 --> 00:18:20,063
And I don't want to see
it at the dinner table.
438
00:18:20,061 --> 00:18:21,460
Fine.
439
00:18:21,460 --> 00:18:23,293
Why don't I just not wear it
during photo shoots
440
00:18:23,291 --> 00:18:27,226
Or bring it to the dinner table?
441
00:18:27,221 --> 00:18:30,522
Are you kidding me?
442
00:18:30,518 --> 00:18:32,618
Take it.
443
00:18:32,617 --> 00:18:34,684
[fanfare]
444
00:18:34,682 --> 00:18:35,748
Ooh!
445
00:18:35,748 --> 00:18:37,114
Kendall, guess what.
446
00:18:37,114 --> 00:18:40,615
My helmet and I are together.
Forever.
447
00:18:40,610 --> 00:18:44,313
Carlos.
448
00:18:44,309 --> 00:18:45,374
Doing okay, buddy?
449
00:18:45,374 --> 00:18:46,540
Yeah, I'm good.
450
00:18:46,540 --> 00:18:48,140
Just feel like
we forgot something.
451
00:18:48,139 --> 00:18:49,738
Who cares?
452
00:18:49,737 --> 00:18:53,772
I bet you're never going
to forget that good-bye kiss.
453
00:18:53,767 --> 00:18:55,600
No.
454
00:18:55,598 --> 00:18:56,597
[gasps]
455
00:18:56,597 --> 00:18:58,264
You forgot the good-bye kiss?
456
00:18:58,263 --> 00:18:59,863
How could you forget
the good-bye kiss?
457
00:18:59,863 --> 00:19:00,862
That's your thing!
458
00:19:00,862 --> 00:19:01,994
I don't know.
459
00:19:01,994 --> 00:19:03,527
She was late, and the horn
was honking.
460
00:19:03,526 --> 00:19:05,226
And the balloon poodle's
leg popped, and--
461
00:19:05,225 --> 00:19:06,558
Hey, what's going on?
462
00:19:06,558 --> 00:19:08,725
Uh, kendall and jo
forgot the good-bye kiss.
463
00:19:08,723 --> 00:19:10,823
How could you forget
the good-bye kiss?
464
00:19:10,821 --> 00:19:11,820
That's your thing!
465
00:19:11,820 --> 00:19:13,152
I know!
466
00:19:13,152 --> 00:19:15,219
We have to get to the airport
to kiss jo good-bye.
467
00:19:15,217 --> 00:19:16,617
[all shouting]
468
00:19:16,616 --> 00:19:17,615
Go! Go!
469
00:19:17,616 --> 00:19:18,848
Stop.
470
00:19:18,847 --> 00:19:21,347
You need kendall.
471
00:19:21,345 --> 00:19:23,345
[together]
come on! Let's go!
472
00:19:26,640 --> 00:19:31,043
Attention,
ladies and gentlemen...
473
00:19:31,037 --> 00:19:33,237
We need to catch her before
she passes security!
474
00:19:33,235 --> 00:19:34,734
Security check-in
is that way.
475
00:19:34,734 --> 00:19:36,300
Run!
476
00:19:36,299 --> 00:19:40,001
Go! Go! Go!
477
00:19:39,996 --> 00:19:42,763
Sorry!
478
00:19:42,760 --> 00:19:44,827
Go! Go!
479
00:19:44,826 --> 00:19:49,461
[dramatic music]
480
00:19:49,454 --> 00:19:51,387
Hey.
481
00:19:51,386 --> 00:19:53,052
We forgot to good-bye kiss.
482
00:19:53,051 --> 00:19:55,351
I know.
483
00:19:57,979 --> 00:19:59,012
Come on!
484
00:19:59,012 --> 00:20:00,812
You're holding up the line.
485
00:20:00,811 --> 00:20:02,044
Hey, businessman.
486
00:20:02,044 --> 00:20:04,144
Don't make me taze you.
487
00:20:04,142 --> 00:20:06,042
Go ahead, kids.
Finish up.
488
00:20:06,040 --> 00:20:09,041
[sweeping orchestral music]
489
00:20:09,038 --> 00:20:17,010
♪ ♪
490
00:20:18,529 --> 00:20:20,564
Heck of a way to break up,
huh?
491
00:20:20,562 --> 00:20:23,596
Flight 123 to new zealand
is now boarding.
492
00:20:23,593 --> 00:20:25,626
Flight 123.
493
00:20:26,956 --> 00:20:30,092
I gotta go.
494
00:20:30,088 --> 00:20:31,621
I know.
495
00:20:31,550 --> 00:20:34,451
♪ oh ♪
496
00:20:34,452 --> 00:20:37,754
♪ wait a minute ♪
497
00:20:37,755 --> 00:20:39,388
♪ before you tell me anything ♪
498
00:20:39,389 --> 00:20:40,588
♪ how was your day? ♪
499
00:20:40,589 --> 00:20:42,822
♪ 'cause I been missing ♪
500
00:20:42,823 --> 00:20:46,424
♪ you by my side, yeah ♪
501
00:20:46,425 --> 00:20:49,393
♪ it ain't easy ♪
502
00:20:49,394 --> 00:20:51,926
♪ to keep on moving city
to city, just get up and go ♪
503
00:20:51,927 --> 00:20:54,161
♪ the show must go on ♪
504
00:20:54,162 --> 00:20:57,196
♪ so I need you to be strong ♪
505
00:20:57,197 --> 00:20:58,196
♪ I, I, I, I ♪
506
00:20:58,197 --> 00:21:00,931
♪ never, never ♪
507
00:21:00,932 --> 00:21:02,698
♪ never as far away
as it may seem ♪
508
00:21:02,699 --> 00:21:03,965
♪ no, never ♪
509
00:21:03,966 --> 00:21:07,201
♪ soon we'll be together ♪
510
00:21:07,202 --> 00:21:10,337
♪ we'll pick up
right where we left off ♪
511
00:21:10,338 --> 00:21:13,406
♪ paris, london, tokyo ♪
512
00:21:13,407 --> 00:21:15,841
♪ it's just one thing
that I gotta do ♪
513
00:21:15,842 --> 00:21:18,643
♪ hello, tuck you in
every night on the phone ♪
514
00:21:18,644 --> 00:21:20,510
♪ hello, tuck you in
every night ♪
515
00:21:20,511 --> 00:21:23,312
♪ and I can hardly take
another good-bye ♪
516
00:21:23,313 --> 00:21:25,313
♪ baby, won't be long ♪
517
00:21:25,314 --> 00:21:28,280
♪ you're the one
that I'm waiting on ♪
518
00:21:28,281 --> 00:21:31,683
♪ hello, tuck you in
every night on the phone ♪
519
00:21:31,684 --> 00:21:33,583
♪ girl, I'll be
thinking about you ♪
520
00:21:33,584 --> 00:21:37,987
♪ worldwide, worldwide,
worldwide ♪
521
00:21:37,988 --> 00:21:39,821
♪ girl, I'll be thinking
about you ♪
522
00:21:39,822 --> 00:21:44,092
♪ worldwide, worldwide,
worldwide ♪
523
00:21:44,093 --> 00:21:45,926
♪ girl, I'll be thinking
about you ♪
524
00:21:45,927 --> 00:21:47,928
♪ whoa ♪
525
00:21:47,929 --> 00:21:51,297
♪ wherever the wind blows me ♪
526
00:21:51,298 --> 00:21:54,199
♪ you're still
the one and only ♪
527
00:21:54,200 --> 00:21:58,002
♪ girl on my mind ♪
528
00:21:58,003 --> 00:22:01,137
♪ paris, london, tokyo ♪
529
00:22:01,138 --> 00:22:03,739
♪ it's just one thing
that I gotta do ♪
530
00:22:03,740 --> 00:22:08,209
♪ hello, tuck you in
every night on the phone ♪
531
00:22:08,210 --> 00:22:09,943
♪ girl, I'll be thinking
about you ♪
532
00:22:09,944 --> 00:22:13,779
♪ worldwide, worldwide,
worldwide ♪
533
00:22:13,780 --> 00:22:16,714
♪ girl, I'll be thinking
about you ♪
534
00:22:16,715 --> 00:22:19,249
♪ yes, I may ♪
535
00:22:19,250 --> 00:22:22,819
♪ meet a million pretty girls
that know my name ♪
536
00:22:22,820 --> 00:22:24,854
♪ but don't you worry ♪
537
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♪ 'cause you have my heart ♪
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[soft orchestral music]
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