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Great news boys...
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A news is never great when he says that.
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Big Time Rush is going to be
a Big Time... reality show...
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starting now.
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*** doing right now?
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Oh, he's going.
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make it count, play it straight
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don't look back, don't hesitate
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where you go big time
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what you know, what you feel
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never quitin', make it real
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when you're going big time
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hey, hey listen to your heart now
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hey, hey don't you feel the rush
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oh-oh, oh-oh
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hey, hey
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go and shake it up
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whatcha gotta lose
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go and make your luck
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with the life you choose
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if you want it all, lay it on the line
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it's the only life you got
so you got to live it
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big time
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I'm not crazy about doing
a reality show right now
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because technically I'm in my underwear.
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He's got a point.
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- Could we get some clothes on?
- I'm fine.
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I could take my shirt off if you want.
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Please don't.
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As for the rest of us, we
need a little bit of clothes.
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Which is why you're a
reality show, exposure.
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Because more exposure for Big
Time Rush equals more record sales
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which equals more ham for daddy.
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Ham for daddy is important.
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Now, say hello to the hottest
reality show producer in Hollywood.
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Snake Timmons.
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Boy, this is going to be my
greatest reality show yet,
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juicier than Angry Tiger Island,
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more emotional than
the Banana Whisperer.
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And more thrilling than Rich Star Cops.
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[Hooting and cheering]
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Rickshaw Cops.
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That was an awesome show.
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And let's not forget, reality stars are
some of the biggest stars in the world.
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And you have no choice since
I have a contract that states
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I can make you star in a reality show.
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- I'm in.
- Let's do it.
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- Do it.
- Now, we start airing in one month
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on MTV 12, so relax, go about your lives
and you won't even know we're here.
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We're rolling!
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Whoa.
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Hey, did you know Griffin gave
the boys their own reality TV show?
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Really?
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That's great.
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B.T.R. will get a ton of exposure,
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as long as they don't
look stupid on camera.
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Hello.
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Welcome to ***.
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Hi.
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[Nervous laughter]
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I like singing.
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I like pie.
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That's about it.
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James, any secrets about B.T.R.
that we should know about
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juicy stuff, things
that make you go hmmm?
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Nope.
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- James...
- Over there.
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Don't do that. We're not here.
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Hey, James, I found
this $20 in our room.
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- Did you lose it?
- I did. Thanks, pal.
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You want to play some video games?
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I'll grab some pie.
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Cut!
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Boy, hugging and video games
are fun, but terrible reality TV.
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I need tension, drama.
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So how about Carlos, you don't
give James back the money
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but spend it, and later James,
you find out and punch him.
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Roll it!
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Why would I spend money that isn't mine?
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- That's not cool.
- That's so not cool.
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You're not going to use that?
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Yes.
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Cut!
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I can't use her because she
refused to sign her contract.
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Yeah, because I didn't want a bunch of
cameramen following me around everywhere.
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***
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Who wants a healthy snack.
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***
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This show is bad.
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***
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Do you have any trees?
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Nope. Go fish.
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***
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Cut!
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What is this, an old married couple?
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Logan, this show needs passion,
betrayal and passion again.
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Well, that would be kind of awkward
because we kind of already dated.
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Yeah but now we don't.
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And if you want this show to
be as huge as Griffin does,
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you do again.
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Camille, I got you these chocolates.
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Oh, Logan, I love it,
but we can't be together.
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It's wrong.
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But it's so right.
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Okay. Wait, so this is how
reality TV really works?
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Yep.
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Now you two go.
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Remember, we're not even here.
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[Dramatic music playing]
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Cut!
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What do you mean the real
Big Time Rush is disaster?
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Carlos and James like each other.
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Kendall doesn't like being embarrassed.
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Logan's relationship is about as
interesting as wet cardboard, and this.
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Cut!
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Cut.
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I told you.
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I need this reality show to be huge.
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So what do you need from me?
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100 more cameras, one casting addition,
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permission to manipulate
and a shocking ending.
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Done. The show airs in one month,
and I need it to make a big splash.
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No camera crew.
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That could have been very embarrassing.
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No way!
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So my pants fell down over by the pool,
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and I think the camera
sort of saw my butt.
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I know.
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It's called shock value.
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Very good for reality TV.
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No, you can't use that, so
I need do you erase it now.
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[All laughing]
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I'm living next door to these
guys, and it's crazy, yo.
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They're singing all the time,
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and James and Carlos
are always fighting.
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I'm like chill.
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It's bad.
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- Who's that?
- He's your neighbor. His name is T.J.
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You've known him for years.
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Nope, I've never seen
that guy in my life.
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Yeah, James can be cool.
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He also lies a lot.
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Hey, that is not true.
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Reality TV and reality TV
stars are not about truth.
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They're about ratings.
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And I need my stars to
give me tension and drama.
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And it's T.J. here that's
going to give it to me
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because you two can't.
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Oh, you want tension and
drama, huh, I can do that.
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James!
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***
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It's on.
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Boys, boys, no fighting.
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How about a healthy snack instead?
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Okay ***
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This show is getting good now.
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Wait, wait.
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And it just got better.
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It's not in there.
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Those are just the power cords,
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powering over 100 cameras
that watch your every move.
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Look, I just want my butt back.
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I don't need my friends in Minnesota
seeing it because... it's my butt.
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He's getting mad. Roll.
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Look, I'm not getting
mad, just erase the...
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Would you turn the cameras off?
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Never.
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Hey, big brother.
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Cut!
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- Everyone back up, back up.
- Okay.
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I'm not afraid the use this.
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- Take it easy.
- You, on the floor.
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- Get down...
- Get out of here.
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Okay. More information, please.
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I was in the pool.
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I got out of the pool.
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My pants fell down, and the
cameras got a shot of that.
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Would it be inappropriate if I
laughed really loud right now?
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And super producer
won't eration the tapes
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and now I got cameras
following me around everywhere.
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Which is why I said no
to being on the show.
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I had no choice.
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This is the part where you offer
to help me because you love me.
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Okay. I read over the contract,
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and Griff Season the
executive producer of the show,
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which means if you want your butt back,
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you're going to have to get
inform him, and I love you.
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Unbelievable.
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Hey, buddy.
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- What was that?
- Great reality TV.
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Very good. Stay with us.
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Stay with mom. I'm loving this.
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You two, kiss now.
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Stay with them.
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Stop.
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Mum stop.
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Don't you guys see what this
reality show is doing to us?
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And I guarantee you,
Griffin's not going to like it.
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I don't like it.
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I love it!
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Reality TV at its finest.
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Very good for business.
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But this show is going to be terrible for
business if it tears Big Time Rush apart.
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James and Carlos can't stop fighting.
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Logan and Camille have to
pretend they're in love.
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- Guy, the cameras are off.
- Oh, thank goodness.
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They're on again.
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I'm not saying another word on
this show until I get my butt back.
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Fellas, calm down.
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You haven't heard about the real
Big Time Rush's shocking ending.
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All: Shocking ending?
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Get ready because in the season finale,
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the viewers get to vote on which band
member gets kicked out of Big Time Rush
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and pick their hot replacement.
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All: What?
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This is the true story of four best buds
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who came to Hollywood as hockey
players and became Big Time Rush.
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One band, one dream...
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and in the end you the viewers
get to decide which band member
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will get kicked out of
Big Time Rush forever
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and pick his Big-Time replacement.
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Oh, come on.
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Come on.
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You're going to kick one
of us out of Big Time Rush?
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As executive producer of
this show and CEO of ***,
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show, I can do just
about anything I want,
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except digest cheese and
stop my wife from remodeling.
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Griffin, this is invasion of privacy.
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No, it's reality TV.
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You know what, Gustavo
will not stand for this.
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Really? Let's just check in
and see what he has to say.
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Yeah.
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Hi.
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[Nervous laughter]
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Frankly, I don't see the problem.
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You came to Hollywood to be stars.
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And you're going to be huge.
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Well, we're not going to be...
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manipulated like this.
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And you can't kick one of us out because
Big Time Rush always sticks together.
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How about at the end of the
season I give the Big Time members
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not voted out a victory
bonus of $1 million.
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Money?
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This isn't about money.
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I'm going to win that money and will
not be the one voted off Big Time Rush.
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If you ask me, Carlos
will be the one voted off.
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I think he shaves his legs.
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Okay, first of all,
I don't shave my legs.
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James does.
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And that's why he's going to get
voted off for having girl legs.
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I've known these guys for a long time,
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and I think Logan will get voted off
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because deep down inside
he's a nerd-a-blurd.
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That's not a word, and
I won't get voted off
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because my on-again-off-again
romance with Camille.
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In fact, I'm thinking acted
breaking up with her today.
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But maybe I won't.
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Personally, I think James
or Carlos will get voted off.
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You're not getting
your butt footage back.
260
00:14:31,669 --> 00:14:33,955
You're going to get
voted out of the band.
261
00:14:34,757 --> 00:14:37,180
You really should talk.
262
00:14:38,546 --> 00:14:39,807
Katie.
263
00:14:44,266 --> 00:14:45,414
Why are you still shooting?
264
00:14:45,415 --> 00:14:47,260
Oh, I found a ***
265
00:14:47,261 --> 00:14:52,707
I can use you all I want as long as I
pixilate your face and disguise your voice?
266
00:14:52,708 --> 00:14:54,502
[In a man's voice]: Wow, really?
267
00:14:54,865 --> 00:14:56,439
I didn't see that coming.
268
00:15:00,019 --> 00:15:01,126
Get the fight.
269
00:15:03,015 --> 00:15:04,180
Where are we going?
270
00:15:04,371 --> 00:15:06,665
Somewhere where there
aren't any cameras.
271
00:15:11,020 --> 00:15:11,873
Okay.
272
00:15:11,874 --> 00:15:14,636
What's the plan 'cause I am stumped.
273
00:15:14,637 --> 00:15:15,933
We're going to get the band back.
274
00:15:15,934 --> 00:15:17,185
We're going to get my butt back.
275
00:15:17,186 --> 00:15:19,954
We're going to get our lives back and
then we're going to get a smoothie.
276
00:15:19,955 --> 00:15:21,577
Back-up plan.
277
00:15:21,578 --> 00:15:23,076
You start talking to the cameras,
278
00:15:23,077 --> 00:15:25,718
Logan gets voted off and
you pocket a cool mil.
279
00:15:25,719 --> 00:15:26,520
Katie!
280
00:15:26,521 --> 00:15:27,762
Just saying.
281
00:15:27,908 --> 00:15:29,970
Camille, we're over.
282
00:15:30,412 --> 00:15:34,842
No amount of crying loudly or
dramatically is going to change that.
283
00:15:34,843 --> 00:15:38,346
[Hysterical sobbing]
284
00:15:38,347 --> 00:15:41,072
How could I have been such a fool?
285
00:15:42,811 --> 00:15:44,388
Not that real. Come on.
286
00:15:44,389 --> 00:15:45,373
Sorry.
287
00:15:45,956 --> 00:15:48,201
Guess what, we're back together.
288
00:15:50,411 --> 00:15:51,779
Stop. I can't.
289
00:15:51,780 --> 00:15:53,638
We are over.
290
00:15:53,937 --> 00:15:55,058
Again.
291
00:15:56,903 --> 00:15:58,021
Shoot them.
292
00:15:58,404 --> 00:16:00,842
*** It's perfect.
293
00:16:02,670 --> 00:16:04,062
Cut, cut!
294
00:16:05,359 --> 00:16:06,620
Hey, nice tackle.
295
00:16:06,621 --> 00:16:07,671
Did you get hurt?
296
00:16:07,672 --> 00:16:08,808
Didn't feel a thing.
297
00:16:08,809 --> 00:16:11,496
We're so not getting
voted off Big Time Rush.
298
00:16:11,497 --> 00:16:13,426
Why are my cameras not working?
299
00:16:13,427 --> 00:16:15,480
Technical difficulties.
300
00:16:17,545 --> 00:16:19,790
Get the power back on now!
301
00:16:20,859 --> 00:16:23,277
Hey, guy, emergency band meeting.
302
00:16:23,954 --> 00:16:25,259
Where are they going?
303
00:16:25,873 --> 00:16:28,198
Ow, ow, ow, I have sensitive
ears, you know that.
304
00:16:28,199 --> 00:16:29,182
Fix it.
305
00:16:29,183 --> 00:16:30,946
Hurry up, fix it.
306
00:16:32,606 --> 00:16:33,809
Why in the ducts?
307
00:16:33,810 --> 00:16:35,856
Because there's no cameras in the ducts.
308
00:16:35,857 --> 00:16:38,895
Don't you see what this
reality show is doing to us?
309
00:16:38,896 --> 00:16:42,803
If we don't band together now, one
of us going home to Minnesota.
310
00:16:42,804 --> 00:16:44,751
Is that what we want?
311
00:16:45,670 --> 00:16:46,556
No.
312
00:16:46,557 --> 00:16:49,856
- I want $1 million...
- And massive exposure.
313
00:16:49,857 --> 00:16:53,389
We can get there as a
band, not a freak show.
314
00:16:53,390 --> 00:16:56,078
Does Green Day have a
reality show, Lady Gaga?
315
00:16:56,079 --> 00:16:56,956
No.
316
00:16:56,957 --> 00:16:58,673
Neither does Big Time Rush.
317
00:16:59,613 --> 00:17:01,813
***
318
00:17:01,814 --> 00:17:05,566
I'd rather eat pie and play video
games with Carlos than maim him.
319
00:17:05,567 --> 00:17:08,768
Okay, but... how do we get
things back to the way they were?
320
00:17:09,458 --> 00:17:11,955
We make a new reality show for Griffin.
321
00:17:13,039 --> 00:17:14,704
Let's do this, yo!
322
00:17:14,705 --> 00:17:17,470
T.J., we don't know you.
323
00:17:19,855 --> 00:17:22,863
I need those boy find them.
324
00:17:23,009 --> 00:17:24,695
Every last one of them.
325
00:17:24,696 --> 00:17:26,001
Now.
326
00:17:26,206 --> 00:17:27,767
Okay.
327
00:17:27,768 --> 00:17:28,783
Now.
328
00:17:29,739 --> 00:17:32,117
I hate you, James.
329
00:17:38,854 --> 00:17:40,024
Get this.
330
00:17:40,931 --> 00:17:43,552
I am loving this.
331
00:17:44,551 --> 00:17:46,183
Here we go. Over here.
332
00:17:50,459 --> 00:17:51,563
That's it.
333
00:17:52,026 --> 00:17:53,263
Stay with him.
334
00:17:59,604 --> 00:18:01,417
I couldn't get enough of you.
335
00:18:01,418 --> 00:18:04,867
I know. I must kiss you for a long time.
336
00:18:09,041 --> 00:18:12,090
Wow. That is a long kiss.
337
00:18:15,626 --> 00:18:16,805
Boom.
338
00:18:18,815 --> 00:18:19,700
Wait.
339
00:18:19,701 --> 00:18:23,182
I must kiss you longer.
340
00:18:28,040 --> 00:18:28,936
Still kissing.
341
00:18:28,937 --> 00:18:30,423
How we doing on sound?
342
00:18:34,093 --> 00:18:35,188
Wait, stop.
343
00:18:35,189 --> 00:18:36,580
Stay here on camera.
344
00:18:36,581 --> 00:18:37,840
I'll be back.
345
00:18:42,540 --> 00:18:44,017
I want a cool spy hat.
346
00:18:44,018 --> 00:18:45,247
Okay.
347
00:18:47,830 --> 00:18:48,789
Hi.
348
00:18:48,790 --> 00:18:50,663
[Nervous giggling]
349
00:18:50,664 --> 00:18:52,598
And cut.
350
00:18:52,791 --> 00:18:54,671
I hate being a reality show.
351
00:18:54,672 --> 00:18:56,210
So do we.
352
00:18:56,659 --> 00:18:57,886
This is in our contract.
353
00:18:57,887 --> 00:19:01,480
We have to do this or Griffin
could vote us all off the island.
354
00:19:01,821 --> 00:19:05,417
You wouldn't happen to know a way
into Griffin's office, would you?
355
00:19:05,418 --> 00:19:06,431
Are you kidding me?
356
00:19:06,432 --> 00:19:09,271
That thing is locked
tighter than a bank vault.
357
00:19:09,386 --> 00:19:10,540
I have a key.
358
00:19:12,417 --> 00:19:14,508
He left his keys once and I made a copy.
359
00:19:15,338 --> 00:19:16,836
Was that wrong?
360
00:19:17,045 --> 00:19:18,024
No.
361
00:19:18,135 --> 00:19:19,288
It's perfect.
362
00:19:20,700 --> 00:19:23,638
We have a special meeting
with our C.E.O. Griffin,
363
00:19:23,639 --> 00:19:26,761
who is the guy who came up with
the idea for this reality show.
364
00:19:27,283 --> 00:19:29,398
We're really excited for it.
365
00:19:30,239 --> 00:19:34,369
So what's this emergency super
special meeting all about.
366
00:19:34,574 --> 00:19:38,448
We wanted to show you TV's
next reality superstar.
367
00:19:38,449 --> 00:19:39,339
You're going to love it.
368
00:19:39,340 --> 00:19:40,375
I know we do.
369
00:19:40,376 --> 00:19:42,994
Katie, will you do the honors?
370
00:19:43,740 --> 00:19:47,746
The real Griffin, the reality
show starring super C.E.O.
371
00:19:47,747 --> 00:19:51,118
Arthur Griffin 24/7.
372
00:19:56,325 --> 00:19:58,721
A reality show about me...
373
00:19:58,722 --> 00:20:00,777
Starting now.
374
00:20:04,702 --> 00:20:05,916
You're fired.
375
00:20:06,202 --> 00:20:08,452
No, no, just kidding.
376
00:20:08,453 --> 00:20:09,264
Really?
377
00:20:09,265 --> 00:20:10,996
No, you're fired.
378
00:20:21,948 --> 00:20:24,223
Can I join you?
379
00:20:26,867 --> 00:20:29,298
Can you believe I've never
used one of these before.
380
00:20:34,161 --> 00:20:37,285
if you want it all you
got to lay it on the line
381
00:20:37,286 --> 00:20:38,972
it's the only one you got
382
00:20:38,973 --> 00:20:42,391
so you got to live it big time
383
00:20:44,224 --> 00:20:46,162
I love you, mommy.
384
00:20:48,598 --> 00:20:50,630
Now I am one with you.
385
00:20:54,286 --> 00:20:56,048
That's my butt.
386
00:20:56,197 --> 00:20:57,440
This show is really good.
387
00:20:57,441 --> 00:20:58,346
Quiet.
388
00:20:58,347 --> 00:21:02,362
Still think reality shows
aren't an invasion of privacy?
389
00:21:02,617 --> 00:21:06,087
It doesn't matter because
this will never air on TV.
390
00:21:06,088 --> 00:21:07,817
Oh, we know, but with one
391
00:21:07,818 --> 00:21:09,395
press of that button...
392
00:21:09,396 --> 00:21:12,866
This video goes out on the
Internet for all the world to see.
393
00:21:12,867 --> 00:21:15,683
But we'll erase it if you erase my butt,
394
00:21:15,684 --> 00:21:19,240
forget about the reality show
and let us focus on our music.
395
00:21:20,442 --> 00:21:21,692
Okay. Fine.
396
00:21:21,693 --> 00:21:23,205
No reality show.
397
00:21:23,398 --> 00:21:26,148
Just erase this video and
I'll erase Kendall's butt
398
00:21:26,149 --> 00:21:29,425
and the whole real Big Time
Rush show will go bye-bye.
399
00:21:30,411 --> 00:21:31,427
What?
400
00:21:31,428 --> 00:21:32,322
What about me?
401
00:21:32,323 --> 00:21:33,926
You, you're fired.
402
00:21:34,807 --> 00:21:38,111
[Cheering]
403
00:21:38,538 --> 00:21:43,473
Mom, we are happy to say that the
Big Time Rush reality show is no more.
404
00:21:43,474 --> 00:21:44,977
Oh, thank goodness.
405
00:21:45,975 --> 00:21:47,427
I hated that dress.
406
00:21:48,194 --> 00:21:50,536
Video game time!
407
00:21:53,492 --> 00:21:56,381
Thank goodness we're done with
all this slapping and kissing.
408
00:21:56,398 --> 00:22:00,024
Yeah, it was really just the
slapping that bothered me.
409
00:22:00,632 --> 00:22:03,207
And thank you for saving my butt.
410
00:22:04,477 --> 00:22:05,567
Literally.
411
00:22:06,216 --> 00:22:08,088
I'm like a ninja, boom.
412
00:22:08,089 --> 00:22:11,194
Finally we get to hang
out just like old times.
413
00:22:11,925 --> 00:22:13,296
- T.J.?
- Yeah.
414
00:22:13,297 --> 00:22:16,313
- We don't have a reality show anymore.
- And we don't know you.
415
00:22:16,430 --> 00:22:19,672
Yeah, they got me an apartment
and I have no friends, so...
416
00:22:20,390 --> 00:22:21,721
Grab a controller.
417
00:22:21,722 --> 00:22:22,923
Come on, buddy.
418
00:22:33,691 --> 00:22:39,651
[Evil laughter]
419
00:22:41,565 --> 00:22:42,502
Okay.
420
00:22:42,503 --> 00:22:44,659
Let's go do some songwriting.
421
00:22:44,660 --> 00:22:45,702
Good idea.
422
00:22:45,766 --> 00:22:51,676
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