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Close the morning before Christmas,
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and L.A. was hoping,
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and the boys were up early
doing last minute shopping.
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Christmas' Eve day.
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Us, because we didn't shop
for anyone but Gustavo.
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Who is gonna love his gift.
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And for everyone else
we can save up to 70%.
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Of ticket*** last minute
shoppers super sale.
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All of our shopping in one
location at one low low price.
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It's a perfect shopping holiday experience!
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Is this your first 5:00 A.M. super sale?
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All: Yeah.
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Good luck.
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Good luck?
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Wh... what does that mean?
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It's for my mom!
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Back off!
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(Yelling )
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It's mine.
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I've got it.
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We did it!
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Christmas shopping is done.
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We have no idea what we got,
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but the savings were incredible.
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Wait, where is Logan?
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Ahhh!
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ah, ah, ah-ah, oh
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make it count, play it straight
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don't look back, don't hesitate
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where you go big time
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what you know, what you feel
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never quitin', make it real
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when you're going big time
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hey, hey listen to your heart now
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hey, hey don't you feel the rush
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- oh-oh, oh-o
- hey, hey
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go and shake it up
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whatcha gotta lose
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go and make your luck
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with the life you choose
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if you want it all, lay it on the line
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it's the only life you got
so you got to live it
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big time
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Merry Christmas!
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Merry Christmas.
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Don't open it till tomorrow.
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Thank you.
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And here's my present to you.
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A canned ham.
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Yes.
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- Or would you prefer...
- Oh, a...
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CD in the bag...
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A scented candle.
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I'll keep the ham.
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And I will see you guys next year.
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Palmwoods ***
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Ho, ho, ho.
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(Cheers ).
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Stop... right there until you
get your Christmas gift.
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Baby's first birthday frame.
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No.
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It's our first Christmas frame,
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or it will be when you
put a picture of us in it.
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And here is my gift to you.
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Wow! Jett, an eye slab?
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And it's preloaded with pics...
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Of us.
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Oh, that's right,
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you don't have a TV show with
a three-year contract like me.
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Yes, but you don't have tree
friends that are hockey players...
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Like me.
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Oh no, no, no... be careful.
Joe, *** them off.
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Guys! ***
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And this is... my gift to you.
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I wonder what it could be.
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Just kiss me under the missiletoe.
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Hey girls.
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Missiletoe.
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Now you have to kiss me.
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No, we have to catch a flight.
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Oh, what the heck, it's Christmas.
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Oh, I love you.
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So, who is your lucky lady going to be?
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(Screaming )
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Oh, don't look these are presents
but they're not wrapped.
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Well, all of these are.
And I need help packing.
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I have to get all of these
presents in the carry-on bag
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so we're not charged a fortune.
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Who cares? Tomorrow is Christmas
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with toys and snow and... toys.
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Christmas is not go toys,
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it's about giving and being
with the people you love.
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No, it's about toys.
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It is so...
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Bad.
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Okay.
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Our flight leaves in five hours
so who is helping?
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Oh, all of us but first we have to
give Gustavo his amazing present.
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Oh, don't forget about Kelly.
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Right.
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Does anyone know if she likes
regular track shoes.
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Dogs, let's make this quick because...
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I'm going to Fiji for the holidays.
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Okay. That's not my best song ever
but who cares? I'm going to Fiji.
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Well, we just wanted to give you... this.
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We ordered it special.
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Oh.
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Pajamas?
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Really.
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Every Christmas we wear our
PJs all day long.
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It's our holiday tradition.
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Ya, I'm not doing that.
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And this is for you.
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Oh it's a... panini alarm clock.
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Just what I wanted.
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Or...
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We could offer you
this pig watering can...
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... Or this rock star nutcracker.
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- I stay with this.
- All: Yes.
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So, what did you get us?
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That is a surprise.
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All: Oh.
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Kelly, get them something surprising
for Christmas and ship it.
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Now let's start the holidays!
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All: Whoo!
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Great news, everyone.
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I decided to release a
Big Time Rush Christmas ep.
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Since it will bring your fans
lots of holiday joy and me,
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lots of holiday money.
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So, you're putting extended
mixes in Christmas packaging.
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No I'm putting Christmas songs
in Christmas packaging.
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We haven't recorded any Christmas songs.
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Well, then you better get started
because no one is going anywhere,
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until I get my holiday song.
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Three Christmas songs and
make our flight by tonight.
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- It can't be done!
- Sure it can.
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It's called a Christmas miracle.
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Like me getting kiss by
the Jennifer today?
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I heard *** lost her
artificial leg, right!?
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And found it next morning in her
stocking Christmas.
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See? I want songs are available
for download tonight.
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Now, since it's Christmas Eve
I'm off to the office to fire some people.
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I will check in with you later.
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We should do this.
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I think it would be nice to give
our fans a Christmas gift.
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I can't write three songs
in three hours.
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Actually you wrote Yard Squirrels
Christmas in five minutes
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and it's your biggest selling single,
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ever.
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Yard Squirrels!
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This was a stupid, novelty song with
sped up voices and I hate it did.
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Hey, I love that song.
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All: Everybody loves that song.
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I write the best pop songs in the world.
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And I don't want to be remembered
for that stupid squirrel song.
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Well then it's time to write
a new Christmas classic.
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You can do it, Gustavo.
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You're a ***
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You have the power to get us
home for Christmas.
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And get yourself to Fiji.
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Get me blank music sheets,
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13 candy canes, and a cup of coco
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with marshmallows piled high.
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Because we're about to pull off
a big time Christmas miracle.
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oh Christmas tree, oh Christmas tree.
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won't you help me
close this stupid...
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- Katie, the presents.
- I can't help it.
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It's almost Christmas.
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And I'm out of holiday cheer.
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There is plenty of cheeriness around here.
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Look at our tree.
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Well, you can help
me pack these presents
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or you can check the lobby
for your Christmas cheer.
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Dude, this is the saddest lobby, ever.
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Where is the big tree?
Where is the tinsel?
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Where are the blinking lights?
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Where are the people?
Gone for the holidays.
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So, I don't need to decorate.
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And I can't wait for you
and the hockey hits to leave
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because I love my Palmwoods empty.
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Seriously you're not going
to hang one ornament?
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You want some holiday cheer?
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Found this in the laundry room.
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Have a palm woods Christmas.
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I'm eating this.
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(Humming )
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No.
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(Humming )
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... And wonderful...
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I wish you have a merry wonderful...
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Anything?
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Great Christmas songs don't just happen.
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I need to be in a christmassy mood.
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Can we help you?
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How?
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Well, whenever we want to
get into a christmassy mood
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All: We get into our...
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PJs!
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How do they do that?
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Yeah, I'm not wearing PJs.
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Well, we could try decorating the place.
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Oh, I have always wanted to decorate
the studio for Christmas.
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Oh, yeah, yeah that's a great idea.
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Let's take a couple of
hours driving around town
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and buying Christmas decorations.
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Eh, what are you talking about?
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Every company in this building
is gone for the holidays.
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Yeah, I'm sure they wouldn't mind
if we "borrowed decorations".
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put down video games
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pick up some candy canes
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and hang a wreath on your door
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hey, give back to those who need
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bring peace and harmony
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cause that's what Christmas is for
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and this Christmas is Christmas
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we'll celebrate a wonderful year
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- Oooh, this Christmas
- it's Christmas
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we'll decorate the halls
with love and cheer
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we can make a beautiful Christmas
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we can make the world shine bright
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as long friends and family are with us
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every star will shine tonight
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- we can make it beautiful
- it's Christmas
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- we can make it beautiful
- it's Christmas
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- we can make it beautiful
- it's Christmas
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we can make a beautiful Christmas
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happy holiday
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spread the love on Christmas day
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singing happy holiday
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we can make a beautiful Christmas
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- so beautiful
- we can make a beautiful Christmas
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we can make the world shine bright
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as long friends and families are with us
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- every star will shine tonight
- shining tonight
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- we can make it beautiful
- we can make a beautiful Christmas
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- ... make it beautiful
- so beautiful
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... make a beautiful Christmas
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we can make a beautiful Christmas
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we can make a beautiful Christmas
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oh, oh...
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we can make a beautiful Christmas
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See, Christmas miracles do happen.
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And thanks for the PJs boy they
make me feel so christmassy.
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Christmassy enough to let us
release a single instead of an ep?
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Oh, oh, oh... no.
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Make the other two celebrity duets.
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All: Celebrity duets?
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How are we suppose to get celebrities
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to sing with Big Time Rush
on Christmas Eve?
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It's easy... you just get celebrities
and sing with them.
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Now if you will excuse me,
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I'm off to a soup kitchen to remind
myself how lucky I am on Christmas.
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Bye bye.
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You mean bye bye Christmas in Minnesota.
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As Kendall fell back,
the boys stood listless
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or *** crushed for Minnesota Christmas.
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So with just hours to
catch their holiday jets
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the gang prayed for another
miracle and to celebrity duet.
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Okay, I've just pushed back
all of our planes four hours.
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And how can we do on
the celebrity search?
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I've just *** at the phone
with Lady Gaga's people.
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Oh, what did they say?
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Who is Big Time Rush?
267
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What about ***?
268
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He's out town for the holidays.
269
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Just like every other
celebrity we can sing with.
270
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Hey, but on the bright side astronaut
Buzz Aldrin is very interested.
271
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He's the man who walked on the moon.
272
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There has to be some
celebrities who's still in town.
273
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Join me Miranda Cosgrove...
274
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*** Christmas special.
275
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Live from Los Angeles.
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With duets of your favourite stars,
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like international super star Fabio,
278
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like Snoop Dogg, and...
279
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Big Time Rush.
280
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- How?
- It will be another Christmas miracle.
281
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Did you find your holiday cheer?
282
00:15:38,314 --> 00:15:40,952
I found bitters, he's a holiday killjoy.
283
00:15:40,953 --> 00:15:43,673
Well, honey, not everybody
loves the holidays.
284
00:15:43,674 --> 00:15:48,703
How could anyone not love the
time of toy, family and presents?
285
00:15:48,704 --> 00:15:52,785
Well, not everyone has a joyful family
spending time with
286
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and presents, and some people
actually find Christmas to be very...
287
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Stressful.
288
00:16:00,270 --> 00:16:04,548
But not me because all the presents
are packed and ready to go.
289
00:16:04,549 --> 00:16:08,877
Okay, but what about the clothes?
290
00:16:09,885 --> 00:16:12,452
I don't know!
291
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Katie?
292
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How could anybody not like Christmas?
293
00:16:43,047 --> 00:16:44,143
What's the plan?
294
00:16:44,144 --> 00:16:47,706
The plan is there is no plan
if we can't get into the studio.
295
00:16:48,598 --> 00:16:51,548
Easy, all we have to do
is get past security.
296
00:16:51,549 --> 00:16:52,662
Piece of cake.
297
00:16:52,663 --> 00:16:55,989
No entry if you're not on the list.
298
00:16:59,268 --> 00:17:00,320
Don't panic!
299
00:17:00,321 --> 00:17:04,438
Remember there is one guy
who is on everybody's list.
300
00:17:05,191 --> 00:17:08,936
Ho, ho, ho merry Christmas.
301
00:17:13,677 --> 00:17:16,728
Ho, ho, ho...
302
00:17:16,729 --> 00:17:20,215
Seriously you thought I would
believe you were Santa,
303
00:17:20,216 --> 00:17:24,158
- and his elves?
- But I am Santa.
304
00:17:28,885 --> 00:17:30,602
No, no, no.
305
00:17:30,603 --> 00:17:32,804
You're on my naughty list, pal.
306
00:17:35,932 --> 00:17:39,383
Sir, special delivery for Miranda Cosgrove.
307
00:17:41,122 --> 00:17:44,530
All packages must be inspected.
308
00:17:44,652 --> 00:17:48,434
Yo, you can't open Miranda's
present, dude.
309
00:17:50,341 --> 00:17:52,040
(Yelling).
310
00:17:52,041 --> 00:17:54,582
I told you this was a bad idea.
311
00:18:03,251 --> 00:18:04,157
Hello.
312
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We are the *** Christmas clog dancers.
313
00:18:09,416 --> 00:18:12,125
We are here to dance for the TV program.
314
00:18:12,736 --> 00:18:14,971
Well let's see you dance.
315
00:18:22,173 --> 00:18:23,865
The other way.
316
00:18:25,366 --> 00:18:26,966
317
00:18:30,291 --> 00:18:32,085
I have had enough of you!
318
00:18:34,695 --> 00:18:38,404
- I think he's choking.
- Oh, oh, oh.
319
00:18:38,405 --> 00:18:39,896
Do something.
320
00:18:41,353 --> 00:18:44,293
It's another Christmas miracle.
321
00:18:49,133 --> 00:18:52,104
Okay. We might be horrible people...
322
00:18:57,290 --> 00:18:59,427
You're good, you're good.
323
00:19:01,789 --> 00:19:03,732
- Yes.
- That was gross.
324
00:19:05,040 --> 00:19:06,459
Thanks.
325
00:19:07,035 --> 00:19:08,889
Who are you guys?
326
00:19:09,036 --> 00:19:12,272
We're Big Time Rush and we just want
to get home for the holidays.
327
00:19:12,273 --> 00:19:14,548
- Please, please.
- We have to go, we have to.
328
00:19:15,142 --> 00:19:19,224
Well, merry Christmas.
329
00:19:23,557 --> 00:19:28,260
I dropped my clipboard and
I'm distracted and can't see you.
330
00:19:40,005 --> 00:19:41,482
Goodbye.
331
00:19:42,049 --> 00:19:44,256
Have a palm woods holiday.
332
00:19:44,257 --> 00:19:47,524
Hey, so we're leaving tonight
and can't take this with us
333
00:19:47,525 --> 00:19:49,796
so I thought maybe you would like it.
334
00:19:49,797 --> 00:19:51,892
Oh, how thoughtful.
335
00:19:51,893 --> 00:19:56,047
A holiday hammy down to get pine
needles all over my lobby.
336
00:19:56,851 --> 00:19:58,172
No, thank you.
337
00:19:58,173 --> 00:20:01,195
Look I just thought would you use
some holiday cheers, you know
338
00:20:01,196 --> 00:20:02,770
brighten up your day.
339
00:20:02,956 --> 00:20:07,895
If you want to brighten up my day,
get on your plane and leave
340
00:20:07,896 --> 00:20:11,658
instead of giving me a Christmas weed.
341
00:20:17,198 --> 00:20:19,814
Merry Christmas, I guess.
342
00:20:29,287 --> 00:20:34,377
(Humming )
343
00:20:46,087 --> 00:20:50,187
Katie, guess how we're going to get
all of our press scents and our clothes
344
00:20:50,188 --> 00:20:52,820
on the plane without
being charged a thing.
345
00:20:52,891 --> 00:20:54,744
We're going to wear all of our clothes.
346
00:20:54,745 --> 00:20:57,477
We're going to wear all of our clothes.
347
00:20:59,714 --> 00:21:03,245
Mom, we're lucky to have each
other during the holidays.
348
00:21:03,246 --> 00:21:04,141
Aren't we?
349
00:21:04,142 --> 00:21:05,468
Of course.
350
00:21:05,589 --> 00:21:09,275
Being with family for the holidays
is what it's all about, honey.
351
00:21:09,699 --> 00:21:12,101
Honey, help mommy.
352
00:21:12,340 --> 00:21:14,375
Going down!
353
00:21:16,748 --> 00:21:18,401
Home made mittens?
354
00:21:18,402 --> 00:21:21,272
Baby bear, this present is just right.
355
00:21:22,308 --> 00:21:25,891
Now that's what I
call a Beary Christmas.
356
00:21:26,650 --> 00:21:29,256
Coming up next Miranda's
duet with superstar Fabio
357
00:21:29,257 --> 00:21:32,789
when Miranda's
Christmas special returns.
358
00:21:33,680 --> 00:21:35,321
Next commercial.
359
00:21:38,043 --> 00:21:39,137
Bears are funny.
360
00:21:39,138 --> 00:21:43,180
Okay, you have five minutes to change
and get ready for a duet with Fabio.
361
00:21:46,567 --> 00:21:51,138
All we have to do is get dream boat
Fabio not to make his performance.
362
00:21:51,139 --> 00:21:52,480
The producer will freak.
363
00:21:52,481 --> 00:21:55,058
How will they replace Fabio
noticed?
364
00:21:55,059 --> 00:21:57,353
That's when we show up.
365
00:21:57,354 --> 00:22:00,837
Hey do you need someone
to sing a duet with Miranda?
366
00:22:00,838 --> 00:22:02,893
We're Big Time Rush.
We're a band.
367
00:22:02,894 --> 00:22:04,614
We record the song and boom.
368
00:22:04,615 --> 00:22:06,316
Christmas miracle number two.
369
00:22:06,317 --> 00:22:09,551
And me and Kelly hack
into the soundboard,
370
00:22:10,452 --> 00:22:12,895
and record the whole thing.
371
00:22:13,631 --> 00:22:14,751
Good luck.
372
00:22:16,668 --> 00:22:17,471
Okay.
373
00:22:17,472 --> 00:22:21,459
Now how do we keep Fabio
from stepping on that stage?
374
00:22:30,762 --> 00:22:33,596
Oh, hello, Christmas bears.
375
00:22:33,862 --> 00:22:36,467
By the way hilarious sketch.
376
00:22:38,030 --> 00:22:39,836
Can I help you with something?
377
00:22:41,238 --> 00:22:43,103
You are freaking me out now.
378
00:22:44,665 --> 00:22:46,438
*** live.
379
00:22:46,439 --> 00:22:47,485
Let me out.
380
00:22:47,486 --> 00:22:50,487
- ***
- This is all beary nice.
381
00:22:53,060 --> 00:22:54,566
Miranda, Miranda.
382
00:23:09,822 --> 00:23:13,232
Please tell me this isn't
dressing room whose I think it is.
383
00:23:15,102 --> 00:23:19,262
And who might not like we
kidnapped her guest star.
384
00:23:22,385 --> 00:23:23,802
What's going on here?
385
00:23:24,265 --> 00:23:26,211
Oh, Miranda, help!
386
00:23:27,884 --> 00:23:29,104
Oh, no.
387
00:23:29,105 --> 00:23:31,306
Not Big Time Rush again.
388
00:23:31,999 --> 00:23:36,305
Miranda, do you believe in
Christmas miracles?
389
00:23:38,439 --> 00:23:42,729
As Miranda stared daggers
the boys began to fret.
390
00:23:42,730 --> 00:23:46,788
Would this be their worst
big time Christmas yet?
391
00:23:48,360 --> 00:23:50,463
Back to our big time Christmas.
392
00:23:50,464 --> 00:23:56,441
Now full of scares for Miranda had
just caught Logan and his three bears.
393
00:23:56,642 --> 00:23:58,622
You're all going to jail for Christmas.
394
00:23:58,623 --> 00:24:00,760
Oh no, don't call the police.
We're allergic to police.
395
00:24:00,761 --> 00:24:02,731
We weren't Fabio napping.
396
00:24:02,732 --> 00:24:04,852
We were hiding him to
record a song with Miranda.
397
00:24:04,853 --> 00:24:06,192
*** Fabio?
398
00:24:06,227 --> 00:24:09,158
Look, if we don't record
thee songs by today
399
00:24:09,159 --> 00:24:12,089
our C.E.O. won't let us
go home for Christmas.
400
00:24:12,090 --> 00:24:14,104
We're Big Time Rush, we're a band.
401
00:24:15,683 --> 00:24:17,073
They're really cute.
402
00:24:17,215 --> 00:24:20,478
They locked Fabio in a ***
403
00:24:20,658 --> 00:24:23,669
Yeah, but they're really cute.
404
00:24:24,459 --> 00:24:26,406
My daughter loves their album.
405
00:24:26,724 --> 00:24:29,235
406
00:24:29,534 --> 00:24:31,275
a movie to watch for me.
407
00:24:31,379 --> 00:24:34,557
And by the way I'm a horrible singer.
408
00:24:34,887 --> 00:24:36,839
He's right he's a horrible singer.
409
00:24:37,785 --> 00:24:39,001
And we can sing...
410
00:24:39,002 --> 00:24:39,836
... Sing...
411
00:24:39,837 --> 00:24:40,732
Sing...
412
00:24:40,733 --> 00:24:43,569
... Sing.
413
00:24:45,307 --> 00:24:48,110
So, how are we doing?
414
00:24:48,660 --> 00:24:52,079
Honestly... it could go either way.
415
00:24:58,221 --> 00:25:02,478
Okay. The producer should be freaking out
looking for a replacement for Fabio by now.
416
00:25:02,479 --> 00:25:06,503
Which means is a miracle happened
and the guys are in wardrobe or
417
00:25:06,504 --> 00:25:09,831
they got caught and we're going
to jail for Christmas.
418
00:25:10,724 --> 00:25:13,768
Welcome back to have yourself
a Miranda little Christmas.
419
00:25:13,769 --> 00:25:14,940
(Doorbell).
420
00:25:14,941 --> 00:25:18,095
Hey, I hope it's the Christmas
pizza I've ordered.
421
00:25:20,653 --> 00:25:21,920
Hey Miranda.
422
00:25:22,482 --> 00:25:24,401
It's Fabio's pizza delivery.
423
00:25:25,229 --> 00:25:27,809
I got you candy cane
peppermint pizza.
424
00:25:27,810 --> 00:25:29,229
Yum.
425
00:25:29,430 --> 00:25:32,387
- What took you so long?
- I got stuck in the snow.
426
00:25:32,388 --> 00:25:33,527
How did you get out?
427
00:25:33,528 --> 00:25:35,961
Well, you know, some guys
came along and helped me.
428
00:25:35,962 --> 00:25:38,271
- Hey, what's up Miranda?
- Hey, merry Christmas.
429
00:25:38,732 --> 00:25:39,745
Big Time Rush.
430
00:25:39,746 --> 00:25:41,340
431
00:25:41,341 --> 00:25:43,175
Fiji, here I come.
432
00:25:44,030 --> 00:25:45,748
Do you guys want to join me for a song?
433
00:25:45,749 --> 00:25:47,512
All: Yeah, let's do it.
434
00:25:49,062 --> 00:25:52,684
I don't want a lot for Christmas
435
00:25:52,685 --> 00:25:56,202
there is just one thing I need
436
00:25:56,203 --> 00:25:59,209
I don't care about the presents
437
00:25:59,210 --> 00:26:02,279
underneath the Christmas tree
438
00:26:02,280 --> 00:26:05,279
I just want you for my own
439
00:26:05,280 --> 00:26:08,784
more than you could ever know
440
00:26:08,785 --> 00:26:11,815
make my wish come true
441
00:26:11,816 --> 00:26:15,653
all I want for Christmas
442
00:26:15,654 --> 00:26:18,297
is you
443
00:26:20,123 --> 00:26:23,036
I don't want a lot for Christmas
444
00:26:23,037 --> 00:26:26,094
there is just one thing I need
445
00:26:26,095 --> 00:26:29,347
and I don't care about the presents
446
00:26:29,348 --> 00:26:32,626
underneath the Christmas tree
447
00:26:32,627 --> 00:26:35,874
I don't need to hang my stocking
448
00:26:35,875 --> 00:26:39,252
they're upon the fireplace
449
00:26:39,253 --> 00:26:42,116
Santa Claus won't make me happy
450
00:26:42,117 --> 00:26:45,334
with a toy on Christmas day
451
00:26:45,335 --> 00:26:48,408
I just want you for my own
452
00:26:48,409 --> 00:26:51,598
more than you could ever know
453
00:26:51,599 --> 00:26:54,909
make my wish come true
454
00:26:54,910 --> 00:27:00,561
all I want for Christmas is you
455
00:27:01,347 --> 00:27:04,914
you, baby
456
00:27:05,447 --> 00:27:07,744
all the lights are shining
457
00:27:07,745 --> 00:27:11,785
- so brightly everywhere
- so brightly baby
458
00:27:11,789 --> 00:27:17,682
and the sound of children's
laughter fills the air
459
00:27:18,116 --> 00:27:21,224
and everyone is singing
460
00:27:21,225 --> 00:27:23,700
I hear those sleigh bells ringing
461
00:27:23,701 --> 00:27:27,046
Santa won't you bring me
the one I really need
462
00:27:27,047 --> 00:27:30,155
won't you please bring my baby to me?
463
00:27:30,174 --> 00:27:33,484
I don't want a lot for Christmas
464
00:27:33,485 --> 00:27:36,968
this is all I'm asking for
465
00:27:36,969 --> 00:27:39,530
I just want to see my baby
466
00:27:39,531 --> 00:27:43,014
standing right outside my door
467
00:27:43,015 --> 00:27:46,068
I just want you for my own
468
00:27:46,069 --> 00:27:49,170
more than you could ever know
469
00:27:49,171 --> 00:27:52,171
make my wish come true
470
00:27:52,172 --> 00:27:58,058
baby, all I want for Christmas is you
471
00:27:58,985 --> 00:28:02,160
you, baby
472
00:28:02,161 --> 00:28:05,109
- all I want for Christmas
- you're all I need
473
00:28:05,110 --> 00:28:09,266
Christmas day baby, you and me
474
00:28:09,301 --> 00:28:13,423
all I want for Christmas is you
475
00:28:13,424 --> 00:28:15,394
baby
476
00:28:15,438 --> 00:28:19,093
[ applause ]
477
00:28:19,094 --> 00:28:20,376
Yes!
478
00:28:20,424 --> 00:28:21,772
Thank you.
479
00:28:26,234 --> 00:28:27,841
Thanks, everyone, for watching.
480
00:28:27,842 --> 00:28:31,319
Thanks to vice president Biden,
to Fabio and to Big Time Rush.
481
00:28:31,320 --> 00:28:33,585
Happy holidays.
482
00:28:34,322 --> 00:28:36,603
- That's a wrap folks.
- Yes.
483
00:28:36,776 --> 00:28:38,869
- Yeah.
- Thank you, so much.
484
00:28:38,870 --> 00:28:40,914
Thanks for being on.
You were great.
485
00:28:40,915 --> 00:28:43,459
Good luck with your ep and
getting back to Minnesota.
486
00:28:43,460 --> 00:28:45,164
You can come, too Miranda.
487
00:28:45,165 --> 00:28:49,508
Yeah, it will be cold but we can
huddle together and stay warm.
488
00:28:49,509 --> 00:28:51,343
No, we have to leave now.
489
00:28:51,344 --> 00:28:55,171
- Okay happy holidays...
- Merry Christmas.
490
00:28:57,284 --> 00:28:58,554
Weird.
491
00:29:03,201 --> 00:29:04,791
Why are you guys so happy?
492
00:29:04,792 --> 00:29:07,604
We still need to write a third song.
493
00:29:07,605 --> 00:29:10,143
Find another super-star to sing it with,
494
00:29:10,144 --> 00:29:13,491
and oh, yes do it all in
time to catch our flights.
495
00:29:13,666 --> 00:29:17,294
Everybody close your eyes and
wish for another Christmas miracle.
496
00:29:17,795 --> 00:29:20,369
That's ridiculous, there will never be...
497
00:29:21,214 --> 00:29:22,651
Oh, what the heck.
498
00:29:24,192 --> 00:29:27,856
I hate to break it to you dogs, but I think
we're fresh out of Christmas miracles.
499
00:29:27,857 --> 00:29:29,701
(Horn honking )
500
00:29:41,578 --> 00:29:43,627
Please tell me I didn't just hit a reindeer.
501
00:29:43,628 --> 00:29:45,306
Snoop Dogg?
502
00:29:46,160 --> 00:29:50,109
It's a Christmas miracle.
503
00:29:50,388 --> 00:29:51,203
It's okay.
504
00:29:51,204 --> 00:29:53,112
I think I'm making progress.
505
00:29:58,483 --> 00:30:01,339
Mom, it's time to grab the hockey duffel,
506
00:30:02,440 --> 00:30:04,204
and pay for checked bags.
507
00:30:04,319 --> 00:30:06,465
That is import leather.
508
00:30:07,221 --> 00:30:09,204
I raised you to be a winner.
509
00:30:09,735 --> 00:30:10,357
(Door knock ).
510
00:30:10,358 --> 00:30:11,373
Come in.
511
00:30:17,007 --> 00:30:18,766
You rang for assistance?
512
00:30:18,767 --> 00:30:22,811
Yes, the cable is out and I would like
to watch some Christmas specials.
513
00:30:28,672 --> 00:30:31,562
The cable is out because
someone unplugged it.
514
00:30:33,892 --> 00:30:35,810
There it's fixed.
515
00:30:38,180 --> 00:30:40,786
Awesome, It's A Wonderful Life ***
516
00:30:42,733 --> 00:30:43,928
great movie.
517
00:30:44,073 --> 00:30:47,769
Yes, if you like those touching
classic Christmas stories.
518
00:30:47,770 --> 00:30:49,164
You want a cookie?
519
00:30:51,802 --> 00:30:54,010
I suppose I could choke one down.
520
00:30:54,011 --> 00:30:55,897
And I made extra hot chocolate.
521
00:30:57,878 --> 00:31:01,700
Well, hate to waste
a good hot chocolate.
522
00:31:01,701 --> 00:31:03,942
You wouldn't happen to have any...
523
00:31:04,556 --> 00:31:05,833
Marshmallows.
524
00:31:14,203 --> 00:31:15,294
Mmm.
525
00:31:27,429 --> 00:31:29,014
Now that's good coco.
526
00:31:29,015 --> 00:31:32,453
I can't believe we're going to record
a song with Snoop Dogg.
527
00:31:33,293 --> 00:31:37,068
Hey, it's the least I could
do after running Gustavo rock
528
00:31:37,069 --> 00:31:39,026
over with a limo.
529
00:31:39,878 --> 00:31:42,577
Now I just have to write this song.
530
00:31:42,776 --> 00:31:46,704
Don't worry, you won't be here long
he writes songs really fast.
531
00:31:47,607 --> 00:31:49,645
I got it. I got it.
532
00:31:50,046 --> 00:31:52,445
I don't got it.
533
00:31:52,446 --> 00:31:56,805
I'm never going to Fiji.
534
00:31:57,503 --> 00:31:59,857
You know what, Snoop?
This is all part of the process.
535
00:31:59,858 --> 00:32:02,903
He gets it, doesn't get it, then he cries.
536
00:32:02,904 --> 00:32:05,121
Hey, who is the present for?
537
00:32:06,225 --> 00:32:07,231
Grandma.
538
00:32:07,232 --> 00:32:09,146
Cool, is it a diamond
encrusted dentures?
539
00:32:09,147 --> 00:32:10,335
Is it a *** bracelet?
540
00:32:10,336 --> 00:32:11,489
It's number one ***
541
00:32:11,490 --> 00:32:13,191
Is it a helicopter?
542
00:32:13,605 --> 00:32:15,711
Boys, it's even better.
543
00:32:19,245 --> 00:32:21,546
It's a home made scented candle holder,
544
00:32:21,847 --> 00:32:23,742
and I made it myself.
545
00:32:25,230 --> 00:32:27,034
Where are the emeralds?
546
00:32:27,771 --> 00:32:32,181
Christmas isn't about expensive gifts.
It's about giving from the heart.
547
00:32:32,182 --> 00:32:34,995
All: Nice, that is a very Christmas message.
548
00:32:35,116 --> 00:32:38,473
Now if only we could make
a song out of it.
549
00:32:40,553 --> 00:32:41,771
Maybe we can.
550
00:32:41,772 --> 00:32:44,460
Logan, fresh holiday beat, please.
551
00:32:44,461 --> 00:32:45,410
Okay.
552
00:32:49,750 --> 00:32:51,283
I can work with that.
553
00:32:51,396 --> 00:32:53,053
On the first day of Christmas
554
00:32:53,054 --> 00:32:54,484
Snoop gave to me
555
00:32:54,485 --> 00:32:56,904
a song for your Christmas ep
556
00:32:59,477 --> 00:33:01,173
on the second day of Christmas
557
00:33:01,174 --> 00:33:02,414
Snoop gave to me
558
00:33:02,415 --> 00:33:05,265
Two ***.
559
00:33:07,017 --> 00:33:09,747
and a song for your Christmas ep
560
00:33:10,268 --> 00:33:13,313
- Keep it going. That can work.
- Guys, take it to the studio.
561
00:33:16,857 --> 00:33:18,824
on the 12th day of Christmas
562
00:33:18,825 --> 00:33:20,370
Snoop gave to me
563
00:33:21,034 --> 00:33:22,446
12 ring-side tickets
564
00:33:22,447 --> 00:33:24,158
11 books of physics
565
00:33:24,841 --> 00:33:26,206
10 juicy corn dogs
566
00:33:26,207 --> 00:33:27,810
9 lucky
567
00:33:27,811 --> 00:33:29,501
8 wooly beans
568
00:33:30,602 --> 00:33:32,869
7 sweater vests
569
00:33:34,470 --> 00:33:36,209
6 hockey helmets
570
00:33:37,510 --> 00:33:41,777
5 bonds with a compounded
interest rate representing...
571
00:33:41,778 --> 00:33:44,539
a curing money
572
00:33:44,622 --> 00:33:47,601
what? Make your money work for you.
573
00:33:49,099 --> 00:33:50,691
4
574
00:33:50,692 --> 00:33:52,025
3 canned hams
575
00:33:52,026 --> 00:33:53,959
2
576
00:33:54,611 --> 00:33:58,190
and a song for the Christmas ep
577
00:33:58,191 --> 00:34:04,109
and a song for the Christmas ep
578
00:34:05,066 --> 00:34:06,531
Guys, that was awesome.
579
00:34:06,532 --> 00:34:10,629
And that makes three
BTR Christmas songs.
580
00:34:10,630 --> 00:34:13,793
Fiji here we come.
581
00:34:13,794 --> 00:34:17,181
Instead Justin Bieber have just
released 50 songs of Christmas
582
00:34:17,182 --> 00:34:19,981
with 50-cents.
It's a
583
00:34:19,994 --> 00:34:21,881
and it's a masterpiece.
584
00:34:22,899 --> 00:34:26,061
I'm sorry about Justin Bieber, but
I have to get to grandma's house.
585
00:34:26,062 --> 00:34:28,029
586
00:34:28,030 --> 00:34:29,780
587
00:34:29,781 --> 00:34:30,819
588
00:34:30,820 --> 00:34:33,967
Don't worry Snoop, I'm sure Gustavo
will get this figured out.
589
00:34:33,968 --> 00:34:36,445
You will be over the river and
through the woods at grandma's house
590
00:34:36,446 --> 00:34:37,987
in a couple of hours.
591
00:34:38,022 --> 00:34:41,045
Yeah, but I have to be to
grandma's house in 15 minutes.
592
00:34:41,046 --> 00:34:41,683
All: What?
593
00:34:41,684 --> 00:34:43,115
- What?
- What?
594
00:34:43,116 --> 00:34:44,324
What?
595
00:34:44,411 --> 00:34:46,700
Yeah, I have to be there in 15 minutes.
596
00:34:46,723 --> 00:34:50,360
Aaaah, Fiji.
597
00:34:50,375 --> 00:34:54,482
And Gustavo owe collapsed
full of holiday blews.
598
00:34:54,483 --> 00:34:56,873
Cause on the day before Christmas
599
00:34:56,874 --> 00:35:00,108
Snoop gave them a terrible news.
600
00:35:01,912 --> 00:35:04,144
With Snoop leaving for grandma's
601
00:35:04,145 --> 00:35:07,726
the gang didn't have long...
Just 15 minutes
602
00:35:07,727 --> 00:35:10,493
to write their last holiday song.
603
00:35:10,494 --> 00:35:12,470
(Screaming )
604
00:35:21,396 --> 00:35:24,050
So, this is how he writes ***...
605
00:35:24,051 --> 00:35:25,835
- Yep.
- All: Yes.
606
00:35:28,192 --> 00:35:30,705
And this is how we make it...
607
00:35:30,706 --> 00:35:32,271
Hilarious
608
00:35:33,051 --> 00:35:36,220
(yelling )
609
00:35:47,342 --> 00:35:48,862
No pitch fader.
610
00:35:48,863 --> 00:35:50,831
Let's remind our celebrity guest
611
00:35:50,832 --> 00:35:54,274
that Gustavo works very well
under pressure.
612
00:35:56,272 --> 00:35:58,829
Oh his brain the Christmas chain saw.
613
00:35:58,830 --> 00:36:00,206
He's almost done.
614
00:36:03,861 --> 00:36:05,853
Christmas!
615
00:36:05,854 --> 00:36:08,011
Look daddy,
616
00:36:08,012 --> 00:36:12,941
every time a bell rings
an angel *** his wings.
617
00:36:13,145 --> 00:36:14,375
That's right.
618
00:36:15,090 --> 00:36:16,336
That's right.
619
00:36:18,026 --> 00:36:20,064
That ending gets me every time.
620
00:36:21,585 --> 00:36:22,768
It gets him, too.
621
00:36:22,927 --> 00:36:24,947
*** the cookies.
622
00:36:24,948 --> 00:36:26,649
So you didn't like the movie?
623
00:36:27,334 --> 00:36:29,711
Well, it does make one wonder
624
00:36:29,712 --> 00:36:32,468
what life would be like around
here at the palm woods
625
00:36:32,469 --> 00:36:34,536
if I had never been born.
626
00:36:43,420 --> 00:36:45,225
Stop the music!
627
00:36:46,026 --> 00:36:47,661
You kids know the rules,
628
00:36:47,862 --> 00:36:50,036
no having dance parties in the lobby.
629
00:36:51,168 --> 00:36:54,149
Without confetti and balloons.
630
00:36:55,968 --> 00:36:58,212
Well, thank you, happy manager.
631
00:36:58,895 --> 00:37:03,011
Go kids go.
Go kids go.
632
00:37:03,087 --> 00:37:07,498
Go kids go.
633
00:37:07,618 --> 00:37:13,255
You were imagining a cool hunky palm woods
manager throwing a dance party for you.
634
00:37:13,322 --> 00:37:14,607
No.
635
00:37:15,978 --> 00:37:19,459
You don't think I know how
people feel about me around here.
636
00:37:19,507 --> 00:37:20,601
Well, guess what?
637
00:37:20,602 --> 00:37:22,417
I don't care if you don't like me.
638
00:37:22,418 --> 00:37:24,454
And I can't wait for
you to leave tonight
639
00:37:24,455 --> 00:37:27,834
so I can have my palm woods
Christmas alone, like I like it.
640
00:37:32,667 --> 00:37:35,471
Mom, I don't think he likes it.
641
00:37:35,613 --> 00:37:38,826
Yes, but look on the bright side,
642
00:37:38,827 --> 00:37:42,251
all my packing is done!
643
00:37:42,364 --> 00:37:44,738
Clothes and presents all packed.
644
00:37:44,739 --> 00:37:49,287
Six carry ons, six personal
items and not to charge.
645
00:37:51,598 --> 00:37:52,754
They're shaking.
646
00:37:52,804 --> 00:37:54,690
No they're settling.
647
00:37:55,710 --> 00:37:57,115
Now they're rumbling.
648
00:37:57,116 --> 00:37:59,178
Ya, they're rumbling.
649
00:37:59,992 --> 00:38:01,771
Take cover!
650
00:38:07,744 --> 00:38:11,649
Awesome, you got me the new
Snoop Dogg headphones I wanted.
651
00:38:11,650 --> 00:38:15,225
Ya, try to act surprise
tomorrow morning.
652
00:38:18,867 --> 00:38:24,676
Oh, I can't believe I finished the song
and I'm finally relaxing in Fiji.
653
00:38:26,022 --> 00:38:27,391
Oh, gar?on...
654
00:38:28,692 --> 00:38:31,585
Just something, something
delicious, please.
655
00:38:31,696 --> 00:38:32,694
Yes.
656
00:38:32,695 --> 00:38:33,683
He's lost it,
657
00:38:34,184 --> 00:38:35,026
and I gotta to go.
658
00:38:35,027 --> 00:38:36,392
Oh, wait, wait, wait...
659
00:38:36,427 --> 00:38:38,759
Wait, Snoop, we still have five minutes.
660
00:38:38,760 --> 00:38:41,824
Yep, just tell your grandma you
hit a producer with your limo
661
00:38:41,825 --> 00:38:43,343
and you will be a little late.
662
00:38:43,344 --> 00:38:45,882
I can't tell my grandma I hit somebody.
663
00:38:45,883 --> 00:38:49,069
She would kill me, and it's her limo.
664
00:38:49,133 --> 00:38:50,805
We just need one more Christmas miracle.
665
00:38:50,806 --> 00:38:51,894
Please.
666
00:38:51,895 --> 00:38:53,705
We have never missed
a Minnesota Christmas.
667
00:38:53,706 --> 00:38:55,479
It has real snow.
668
00:38:55,569 --> 00:38:58,506
Forget it. No one can write
a song in five minutes.
669
00:38:58,507 --> 00:39:02,437
Gustavo did once and it was
the biggest hit ever.
670
00:39:02,949 --> 00:39:05,115
Yard squirrels Christmas!
671
00:39:05,434 --> 00:39:07,448
Don't *** that song!
672
00:39:07,449 --> 00:39:08,726
That was you?
673
00:39:09,042 --> 00:39:11,165
That *** cracked me up.
674
00:39:11,166 --> 00:39:13,774
I was dieing to make
a silly Christmas song.
675
00:39:14,138 --> 00:39:18,517
You have to forget it because
I'm done with selling Christmas songs.
676
00:39:26,858 --> 00:39:30,152
Come on, Gustavo, it's Christmas.
677
00:39:30,591 --> 00:39:33,049
678
00:39:33,088 --> 00:39:34,296
Oh, come on, Gustavo.
679
00:39:34,297 --> 00:39:37,874
You can wear your PJs.
You can do it, Gustavo.
680
00:39:37,875 --> 00:39:39,608
- *** your PJ.
- Ah!
681
00:39:40,609 --> 00:39:42,848
And I got to get to grandma's house.
682
00:39:48,985 --> 00:39:52,257
(Yelling )
683
00:39:52,839 --> 00:39:56,675
[Screaming] Yard squirrels.
684
00:39:58,631 --> 00:40:00,818
Get in the booth I have got the song.
685
00:40:00,840 --> 00:40:02,047
Yes.
686
00:40:02,841 --> 00:40:03,801
Snoop Dogg.
687
00:40:03,802 --> 00:40:04,956
Check.
688
00:40:05,036 --> 00:40:07,332
Big Time Rush in their PJs.
689
00:40:07,653 --> 00:40:08,923
All: Check.
690
00:40:09,008 --> 00:40:10,965
Stroke of Christmas genius.
691
00:40:10,966 --> 00:40:12,067
Double check.
692
00:40:12,068 --> 00:40:14,543
Okay here is how I see it.
693
00:40:14,544 --> 00:40:17,164
The music starts playing.
694
00:40:18,865 --> 00:40:22,587
It's Christmas morning and
Snoop is in a Big Time Rush
695
00:40:22,588 --> 00:40:24,625
to get to grandma's house.
696
00:40:24,626 --> 00:40:27,572
Snow flakes are falling like crazy.
697
00:40:30,226 --> 00:40:31,769
[Laughing]
698
00:40:38,392 --> 00:40:40,364
Yeah, let's get dressed.
699
00:40:40,365 --> 00:40:42,435
It's time to go to grandma's.
700
00:40:42,436 --> 00:40:44,753
- Oh, come on Snoop!
- Don't make us wear that.
701
00:40:44,754 --> 00:40:46,794
Both: It's not our style, man.
702
00:40:46,795 --> 00:40:48,387
What y'all want to wear?
703
00:40:48,388 --> 00:40:52,067
When it comes to fashion
on Christmas day
704
00:40:52,068 --> 00:40:54,725
there is one thing that
everyone knows
705
00:40:54,726 --> 00:40:57,662
you have to be properly
dressed to play
706
00:40:57,663 --> 00:41:02,473
so you can't wear fancy clothes
707
00:41:03,156 --> 00:41:07,445
our PJs all Christmas long
708
00:41:07,446 --> 00:41:09,478
stay in our PJs
709
00:41:09,479 --> 00:41:11,362
they're snugy and warm
710
00:41:11,363 --> 00:41:13,597
711
00:41:13,632 --> 00:41:15,832
712
00:41:15,833 --> 00:41:18,243
makes us die
713
00:41:18,244 --> 00:41:19,803
alright I forget the jackets
714
00:41:19,804 --> 00:41:22,115
let's stay in our PJs
715
00:41:22,116 --> 00:41:24,185
and play with our toys
716
00:41:24,186 --> 00:41:28,005
stay in our PJs holiday joy
717
00:41:28,006 --> 00:41:30,123
718
00:41:30,124 --> 00:41:32,444
719
00:41:32,445 --> 00:41:35,051
make you die
720
00:41:35,052 --> 00:41:38,979
- Then how about these nice sweaters?
- We're not wearing that.
721
00:41:38,980 --> 00:41:39,971
722
00:41:39,972 --> 00:41:40,887
723
00:41:40,888 --> 00:41:41,962
724
00:41:41,963 --> 00:41:43,002
725
00:41:43,003 --> 00:41:44,076
726
00:41:44,077 --> 00:41:46,464
727
00:41:46,465 --> 00:41:47,418
728
00:41:47,419 --> 00:41:48,813
729
00:41:48,814 --> 00:41:49,667
730
00:41:49,668 --> 00:41:51,858
731
00:41:51,859 --> 00:41:55,621
732
00:41:55,760 --> 00:41:58,353
I don't want to fight them
or disappoint them
733
00:41:58,354 --> 00:41:59,660
if Snoop can't beat them
734
00:41:59,661 --> 00:42:01,451
I might as well join them
735
00:42:01,968 --> 00:42:04,448
- Looking good Snoop.
- Isn't that better?
736
00:42:04,449 --> 00:42:05,852
Check you out Snoop.
737
00:42:05,853 --> 00:42:07,542
I can dig it boys.
738
00:42:07,543 --> 00:42:09,918
Grandma isn't going to like it.
739
00:42:14,385 --> 00:42:15,657
Nice, man.
740
00:42:15,676 --> 00:42:17,677
Well, grandma may not like it
741
00:42:17,678 --> 00:42:19,636
but I love it.
742
00:42:19,637 --> 00:42:21,475
Ya!
743
00:42:22,081 --> 00:42:23,022
Upload this immediately.
744
00:42:23,023 --> 00:42:26,235
So kids can enjoy a big time
Christmas all over the world.
745
00:42:26,236 --> 00:42:29,854
- Yes.
- I will enjoy big time profits.
746
00:42:31,403 --> 00:42:35,497
I had fun, boys, but I have
to get to my grandma's house.
747
00:42:35,498 --> 00:42:37,052
And we have to get to Minnesota.
748
00:42:37,053 --> 00:42:40,309
Well, you can all make your flights
if you leave right now.
749
00:42:40,310 --> 00:42:42,719
Happy holidays.
750
00:42:42,720 --> 00:42:43,769
Alternatively: Run, run, run.
751
00:42:43,770 --> 00:42:45,934
Alternatively: Run, run, run.
752
00:42:47,938 --> 00:42:51,206
And finally nobody is getting
in or out of Minnesota
753
00:42:51,207 --> 00:42:53,380
or most of the midwest
tonight a snow storm
754
00:42:53,381 --> 00:42:56,097
has completely shut
down all the airports.
755
00:42:56,098 --> 00:42:57,481
Merry Christmas.
756
00:42:59,995 --> 00:43:01,512
Sorry, guys.
757
00:43:01,811 --> 00:43:04,260
I guess we ran out
of Christmas miracles.
758
00:43:04,686 --> 00:43:06,826
And after everything we went through.
759
00:43:07,783 --> 00:43:10,753
How about we make a Christmas
miracle happen ourselves?
760
00:43:11,063 --> 00:43:13,607
Spread some, you know... Christmas joy.
761
00:43:13,927 --> 00:43:15,856
We're listening.
762
00:43:21,868 --> 00:43:23,733
Another Christmas morning
763
00:43:23,816 --> 00:43:26,254
just like any other morning.
764
00:43:28,907 --> 00:43:31,578
Merry Christmas, Mr. bitters.
765
00:43:32,437 --> 00:43:34,375
What's all this?
766
00:43:34,376 --> 00:43:37,390
Christmas morning... with friends.
767
00:43:38,626 --> 00:43:41,064
I... I don't know what to say.
768
00:43:41,065 --> 00:43:42,952
Say, merry Christmas.
769
00:43:46,722 --> 00:43:49,190
- Merry Christmas!
- Yes.
770
00:43:49,191 --> 00:43:50,597
[Laughing]
771
00:43:50,598 --> 00:43:52,109
We have presents for you, big guy.
772
00:43:52,110 --> 00:43:54,098
Oh!
773
00:43:55,253 --> 00:43:58,984
A rock star nutcracker... I have
always wanted one of these.
774
00:44:00,166 --> 00:44:01,864
And...
775
00:44:03,364 --> 00:44:07,689
- How did you know?
- Everybody loves ham.
776
00:44:10,395 --> 00:44:11,846
Wow.
777
00:44:12,895 --> 00:44:15,883
- What is it?
- It's home made.
778
00:44:15,884 --> 00:44:17,969
It's home made.
779
00:44:22,347 --> 00:44:24,146
Merry Christmas, Mr. Bitters.
780
00:44:24,147 --> 00:44:28,252
Snoop Dogg jam phonic headphones.
781
00:44:29,707 --> 00:44:31,305
Thank you, Katie.
782
00:44:32,482 --> 00:44:34,473
Thank you, so much.
783
00:44:44,146 --> 00:44:46,970
This might be the nicest
Christmas we have ever had.
784
00:44:48,043 --> 00:44:49,294
I agree.
785
00:44:49,295 --> 00:44:53,097
But Santa will miss us this year
because we're not in Minnesota.
786
00:44:53,461 --> 00:44:57,148
Ho, ho, ho.
787
00:44:57,149 --> 00:44:59,303
- Close enough.
- I missed my flight to Fiji.
788
00:44:59,304 --> 00:45:01,918
So I figured I would spend the holidays
789
00:45:01,919 --> 00:45:04,638
with my dogs...
790
00:45:04,939 --> 00:45:06,994
... In my PJs.
791
00:45:06,995 --> 00:45:08,712
Yes!
792
00:45:08,713 --> 00:45:12,785
And we brought a little holiday feast.
793
00:45:13,400 --> 00:45:14,745
Oh!
794
00:45:27,032 --> 00:45:31,464
So, with family beside you
and friends together,
795
00:45:31,465 --> 00:45:35,771
that's the recipe for
the best holiday ever.
796
00:45:35,804 --> 00:45:37,319
And give your gifts many,
797
00:45:37,320 --> 00:45:39,469
keep your hearts full of light,
798
00:45:39,470 --> 00:45:41,972
and merry Christmas to all...
799
00:45:41,973 --> 00:45:44,898
And to all... a big time night.
800
00:45:47,158 --> 00:45:51,704
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