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Oh, I can't imagine
what's keeping Esmeralda.
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DARRIN:
Sam, the cab's here.
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Uh, yes, sweetheart.
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We'll just be a second.
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Mommy, will you
bring me a souvenir
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from the witches' convention?
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Certainly, sweetheart.
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And I want you to promise
to be on your best behavior
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for Esmeralda.
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If she ever gets here.
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Mother, I appreciate
your staying till she arrives,
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but if you're going
to grumble, never mind.
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Why can't you wait,
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and the three of us can
fly up to Salem together?
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Because Darrin happens
to be old-fashioned.
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He likes to do his flying
in an airplane.
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Sam?
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Oh, if it isn't the voice
of the turtle.
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Mother.
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Tabitha...
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I want you to help Esmeralda
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take good care
of your baby brother.
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I will, Mommy.
Hear that, Adam?
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You better mind me.
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Bye-bye,
sweetheart. Hey.
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Hey there, big fella. Hey.
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Kiss Mama goodbye.
That's a boy.
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Oh, yeah.
Bye-bye.
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Bye-bye,
darling.
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See you in Salem.
Yes.
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We'd better hurry, honey.
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Well, if you're in such
a hurry, Durwood,
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why don't you wait a while,
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and we'll fly up, uh,
witches' style?
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I'm not in that much
of a hurry, thank you.
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TABITHA:
Mommy, why can't I go
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to the witches' convention?
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Because it's only
for grown-up witches.
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Uh, the next convention's
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being held in about
a hundred years.
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Ask me then.
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[CHUCKLES]
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I-it's a game
we play.
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She's our little witch.
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Oh, sure.
Sure, I understand.
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I got two little witches
of my own, 5 and 7.
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And bye-bye again.
Bye-bye. Bye-bye.
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Oh. Bye-bye. Bye-bye.
Bye.
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Take care of Adam.
Bye, Mother.
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Hope Esmeralda's gotten
to the house by now.
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Yeah. I really don't
trust your mother.
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What am I saying? I don't
trust Esmeralda either.
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Heh-heh. Oh,
come on, sweetheart.
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You know she'll be fine.
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If she ever gets
there. Hm-hm.
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Ooh.
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What's the matter?
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Um...
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Uh, l-look who
just came aboard.
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Oh.
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Sam, get her off of there.
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Miss? WOMAN: Yes?
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Well... Could I have
a glass of water, please?
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Certainly.
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Elsie, come...
Come here, quick.
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What's the matter?
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You won't believe this,
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but there's a lady
sitting out on the wing.
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You're right.
I don't believe it.
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Mother, that was dirty pool,
and you know it.
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I just wanted you to know
that Esmeralda arrived,
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and I didn't want you to worry.
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Elsie, now there's two of them
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sitting out there on that wing.
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Oh, wow. You must have
had some night.
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Mother, I refuse to argue
with you at 30,000 feet.
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I-I'll see you in Salem.
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Now, if your mother
would be so kind
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as to lower her flaps
and get off of there.
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I know it sounds crazy,
but please come take a look.
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Come on, please. Come on.
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Please.
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Mm?
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I believe you have my seat.
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Oh, I think there's
been some mistake.
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There has, and you just made it.
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Mother, that was outrageous.
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You're right.
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In my day,
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a gentleman automatically gave
his seat to a lady.
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Endora, do you ever think
of anyone but yourself?
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What's gonna happen
when that poor guy
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doesn't arrive in Boston?
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For your information,
dum-dum,
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he has arrived.
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He's just a little
ahead of schedule.
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Well?
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What time did Flight 107 arrive?
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Flight 107?
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It's just now arriving, sir.
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That's what I was afraid of.
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Lovely flight, wasn't it?
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Tsk.
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Must your mother ride
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on the outside of everything?
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Can't she sit in the car
like a normal human be...
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Pardon me.
I lost my head.
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Darrin, try to understand.
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That's as close as
Mother can get to flying
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and still be riding.
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Just be patient.
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Oh, after we check in
at the hotel,
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we're gonna drive around
Salem and see the sights.
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You wanna come?
Whatever for?
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We saw those sights
hundreds of years ago.
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Remember?
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Let's face it, Endora,
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hundreds of years ago,
you were one of the sights.
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I told you it was a mistake
to let him come.
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[MOUTHING DIALOGUE]
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ENDORA:
Stop the car. Stop the car.
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Look.
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That's disgraceful.
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They're all over town.
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They're just for the tourists.
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Not for these tourists.
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And they're no longer
all over town.
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Oh, Mother.
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Did she have to do that?
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Now, sweetheart.
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Witches have feelings too.
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How would you like to be
thought of as an ugly old crow?
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And it's a misconception.
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I don't know about that.
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Darrin!
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Hey, isn't that the witch
house over there?
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Isn't this the place where
they held the witch trials?
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Hm. One of them.
Uh, let's drive on.
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Well, as long as we're here,
wouldn't you like to go in?
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Darrin. That's like
asking Napoleon
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if he'd like to
revisit Waterloo.
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What Durwood lacks in couth,
he makes up in ignorance.
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Sweetheart. There were
no real witches
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involved in the witch trials.
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It was only mortal
prejudice and hysteria.
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Characteristics
which you possess
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in spades,
dum-dum.
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Remember, darling,
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the convocation starts
promptly at midnight.
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Endora...
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One thing I can say
for your mother:
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She's a real
mother-in-law.
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Witches.
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Before we begin our tour,
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I must ask you not to touch
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any of the objects in the house.
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They're all very valuable,
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and many of them
cannot be replaced.
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Please try to stay together
and do not wander off,
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as there is another tour
waiting to start
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as soon as we leave the kitchen.
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This is a bedwarmer
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of the period.
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Hot stones or coals
were placed in it,
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and the bedwarmer was
then passed between the sheets
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to warm them...
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and then removed.
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Over here...
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there's a colonial
pressing iron,
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which was heated
in the same way.
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As you can see...
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the kitchen fireplace served as
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a counterpart
to the modern oven.
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The bread oven is
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this, uh, small opening
to the left.
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And for general cooking,
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all the pots and kettles were...
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Uh, were hung directly
over the fireplace.
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Now, if you will all
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please step to
this side of the room.
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TOUR GUIDE: This is a
spinning wheel of the period.
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Materials used for clothing,
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table covers, bed linens,
and so forth,
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were all woven
by hand from flax,
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which was grown on the land.
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Now, over here,
you will see a...
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What are you doing with that?
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Well, I-it looked
like it was
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going to fall, so I just...
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Apparently, I did not
make myself clear.
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It is absolutely forbidden
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to touch any of the objects
in the house.
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And that applies to everyone.
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Now, if you will
all please follow me
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into the living room.
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You ought to know better
than to pick that up.
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I didn't pick it up.
It picked me up.
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What?
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Come on.
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This is the living room of
the House of Seven Gables,
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which Nathaniel Hawthorne
visited many times.
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He learned the history
of the house,
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and this inspired him eventually
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to write his famous novel,
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The House of the Seven Gables.
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If you will step to the window,
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you will see out in the...
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I don't know who you are
or what you are,
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but I wish you'd
stop bugging me,
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before you get me
into serious trou...
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I used to have one just like it
at the rest home.
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Shh.
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Stay there.
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TOUR GUIDE:
The chair was made by...
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TOUR GUIDE: Later, the
name was changed...
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TOUR GUIDE: This fine old example
of a 17th-century dwelling,
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built in 1668 by John...
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in the house,
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all of them prominent
Salem citizens.
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Gables and
lean-to of the house.
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Sam, what the devil
are you doing?
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It won't let me pass.
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What is it?
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Well, how should I know?
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He just won't let me pass.
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"He?"
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Well, I-I'm not sure.
It might be a she.
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Sam.
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Well?
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And just what do you
think you're doing?
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Me? Nothing.
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This thing has been
annoying my wife.
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This is the last time
I'm going to warn you.
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If you touch
another object in the house,
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I'll have to ask you to leave.
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This concludes our tour.
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I hope you have
enjoyed your visit
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to the House
of the Seven Gables.
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TOUR GUIDE:
Thank you for visiting us.
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Please come again soon.
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Thank you for visiting us.
Please come again soon.
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Thank you...
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Uh, thank you.
Goodbye.
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Thank you
very much. Goodbye.
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[SEAGULLS CAWING]
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[ENGINE
STARTS]
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Miss Ferndale,
the bedwarmer. It's gone.
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[GASPS] Oh, no.
273
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And I bet I know who stole it.
274
00:16:20,845 --> 00:16:23,114
That crazy lady
that was talking to it.
275
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Don't worry, Mildred.
276
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I've memorized
their license number.
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[
]
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[
]
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Just because I'm a witch
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doesn't mean I know everything.
281
00:16:37,662 --> 00:16:40,431
I'm not asking you
to explain everything.
282
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I just wanna know
why a bedwarmer
283
00:16:42,700 --> 00:16:44,168
would suddenly start chasing you
284
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around the house.
285
00:16:45,503 --> 00:16:48,572
It is obviously
no ordinary bedwarmer.
286
00:16:48,573 --> 00:16:50,140
No kidding.
287
00:16:51,242 --> 00:16:54,345
Uh, will you stop being
so sarcastic?
288
00:16:54,346 --> 00:16:56,780
I will if you'll stop
being so evasive.
289
00:16:58,116 --> 00:17:00,750
Are you implying
that I'm hiding something?
290
00:17:00,751 --> 00:17:02,786
It wouldn't be the first time.
291
00:17:02,787 --> 00:17:04,822
What's that supposed to mean?
292
00:17:04,823 --> 00:17:06,757
If the voodoo fits, wear it.
293
00:17:06,758 --> 00:17:08,592
[GASPS] Oh!
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[
]
295
00:17:20,639 --> 00:17:21,905
Well...
296
00:17:21,906 --> 00:17:24,642
Now we're going to descend
to that, are we?
297
00:17:24,643 --> 00:17:27,711
I don't know to what
you are referring.
298
00:17:27,712 --> 00:17:29,613
Just don't try it again.
299
00:17:31,616 --> 00:17:34,018
Sam, you do that once more,
300
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and I swear I will...
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Darrin, look.
It followed us.
302
00:17:37,889 --> 00:17:39,323
You little sneak.
303
00:17:39,324 --> 00:17:40,724
What are you doing back...?
304
00:17:40,725 --> 00:17:43,260
And I say we are not
305
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going to take it back
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to the antique store.
307
00:17:45,463 --> 00:17:48,399
I like it, and I'm
going to keep it.
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00:17:49,534 --> 00:17:51,435
Uh, okay. Okay.
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[
]
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[YELLS]
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It seems to be prejudiced
against you.
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Bigot.
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[MOUTHS] Bigot?
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00:18:30,708 --> 00:18:33,410
Mother?
Mother?
315
00:18:33,411 --> 00:18:34,677
What do you need her for?
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00:18:34,678 --> 00:18:37,180
Just zap this thing back
where it belongs.
317
00:18:37,181 --> 00:18:40,183
Darrin, this is not a "thing."
318
00:18:40,184 --> 00:18:42,920
That must be obvious
even to you.
319
00:18:42,921 --> 00:18:44,288
I resent that.
320
00:18:45,357 --> 00:18:46,357
And what do you mean?
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00:18:46,358 --> 00:18:48,859
This is a "somebody."
322
00:18:48,860 --> 00:18:52,563
There is a person being held
prisoner in this bedwarmer.
323
00:18:52,564 --> 00:18:54,865
And since it dates back
to old Salem,
324
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that's probably when
it happened.
325
00:18:57,536 --> 00:18:59,970
Uh, but I was just
a child at the time.
326
00:18:59,971 --> 00:19:02,606
And I was just a child bride.
327
00:19:02,607 --> 00:19:04,308
Oh, really, Samantha.
328
00:19:04,309 --> 00:19:05,708
I should think you'd know better
329
00:19:05,709 --> 00:19:07,978
than to bother me
at a time like this.
330
00:19:07,979 --> 00:19:10,047
I haven't even
drawn up the agenda
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for tonight's meeting.
332
00:19:11,715 --> 00:19:13,516
Well, I-I'm
very sorry, Mother,
333
00:19:13,517 --> 00:19:16,486
but, um, it's about
this bedwarmer. Oh?
334
00:19:16,487 --> 00:19:18,788
It practically attacked me
335
00:19:18,789 --> 00:19:20,757
in the House of Seven Gables.
336
00:19:20,758 --> 00:19:22,692
Ha-ha. It's much
more attractive
337
00:19:22,693 --> 00:19:24,227
than that bedwarmer.
338
00:19:25,430 --> 00:19:26,696
Endora...
339
00:19:26,697 --> 00:19:29,466
you have all the charm
of a dentist's drill.
340
00:19:29,467 --> 00:19:31,034
Well, a-anyway, uh,
341
00:19:31,035 --> 00:19:32,703
when we left the House
of Seven Gables,
342
00:19:32,704 --> 00:19:33,970
it followed me.
343
00:19:33,971 --> 00:19:35,806
Now... Uh, what do
you think we should do?
344
00:19:35,807 --> 00:19:38,041
I think we ought to take it
right back and forget it.
345
00:19:38,042 --> 00:19:39,343
Ow!
346
00:19:41,346 --> 00:19:43,180
Well, whoever he is,
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00:19:43,181 --> 00:19:45,482
he certainly has
a sense of humor.
348
00:19:45,483 --> 00:19:47,818
I was right.
I-it's a he.
349
00:19:47,819 --> 00:19:49,820
You get off my wife's lap.
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[YELPS, GRUNTS]
351
00:19:52,290 --> 00:19:54,658
Boy, are you are asking for
a punch in the mouth.
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00:19:54,659 --> 00:19:56,260
Really.
353
00:19:56,261 --> 00:19:58,462
He's obviously left over
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00:19:58,463 --> 00:20:00,030
from the time
of the witch hunts.
355
00:20:00,031 --> 00:20:01,664
He's probably a warlock
356
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whose powers weren't
too effective,
357
00:20:03,634 --> 00:20:05,035
and somebody changed him
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into an inanimate object
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00:20:06,204 --> 00:20:07,204
to escape detection.
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00:20:07,205 --> 00:20:10,140
[
]
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00:20:10,141 --> 00:20:12,409
He seems to be saying you're right.
Mm-hm.
362
00:20:12,410 --> 00:20:13,743
Either that or he's got a chill.
363
00:20:15,112 --> 00:20:17,414
Do you realize how much
trouble we can get into
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00:20:17,415 --> 00:20:18,948
if we're found with this bedpan?
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00:20:18,949 --> 00:20:20,783
Darrin.
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00:20:20,784 --> 00:20:24,721
This is a bedwarmer.
367
00:20:24,722 --> 00:20:26,523
Oh.
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00:20:26,524 --> 00:20:27,824
Sorry, fella.
369
00:20:27,825 --> 00:20:30,027
There's nothing
we can do right now,
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00:20:30,028 --> 00:20:31,528
but at tonight's meeting,
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00:20:31,529 --> 00:20:33,397
there's bound to be somebody
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00:20:33,398 --> 00:20:35,165
who remembers the incident,
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00:20:35,166 --> 00:20:37,735
and we'll find the proper spell.
374
00:20:37,736 --> 00:20:40,176
See you at the meeting
tonight, darling. Ta.
375
00:20:42,240 --> 00:20:45,642
Well, in the meantime,
I'd better hide this...
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00:20:45,643 --> 00:20:47,378
It. Him.
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00:20:48,446 --> 00:20:49,546
[GROANS]
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00:20:49,547 --> 00:20:51,114
[
]
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00:20:55,086 --> 00:20:56,186
[SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY]
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Nobody likes
a hostile bedwarmer.
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00:21:02,827 --> 00:21:04,294
[GIGGLES]
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00:21:07,665 --> 00:21:08,665
[CLEARS THROAT]
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00:21:08,666 --> 00:21:09,666
[SNIFFLES]
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OFFICER: That's the license
number, all right.
385
00:21:13,004 --> 00:21:14,371
That's the car.
I'm positive.
386
00:21:14,372 --> 00:21:16,940
Perhaps you'd better come
upstairs with us, Miss Ferndale,
387
00:21:16,941 --> 00:21:18,542
and help us make
the identification.
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00:21:18,543 --> 00:21:20,010
Oh, I'd be glad to, officer.
389
00:21:20,011 --> 00:21:21,177
As far as I'm concerned,
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00:21:21,178 --> 00:21:23,814
people who go around
stealing museum pieces
391
00:21:23,815 --> 00:21:25,682
are the lowest form
of criminals.
392
00:21:25,683 --> 00:21:26,784
I just hope we're in time
393
00:21:26,785 --> 00:21:28,118
to recover the bedwarmer.
394
00:21:28,119 --> 00:21:29,687
I'm sure we will be.
395
00:21:29,688 --> 00:21:33,056
Hi, fellas. Uh, what's
all this about a bedwarmer?
396
00:21:33,057 --> 00:21:35,759
Hi, Mr. Potter. Nothing
you'd be interested in.
397
00:21:35,760 --> 00:21:39,430
Seen a couple going in
the hotel with a bedwarmer.
398
00:21:39,431 --> 00:21:40,297
[GASPS]
399
00:21:40,298 --> 00:21:41,765
Then they still have it.
400
00:21:41,766 --> 00:21:43,967
Maybe. Maybe not.
401
00:21:43,968 --> 00:21:47,337
That fellow was sure sore
at that bedwarmer.
402
00:21:47,338 --> 00:21:49,606
Sore, Mr. Potter?
Yeah.
403
00:21:49,607 --> 00:21:52,409
It kept banging him on the head.
404
00:21:52,410 --> 00:21:54,344
Oh, did it? Well,
thanks for telling us.
405
00:21:54,345 --> 00:21:55,745
Hey, wait a minute.
406
00:21:55,746 --> 00:21:58,615
I didn't tell you
about the witch's sign.
407
00:21:58,616 --> 00:21:59,583
What about it?
408
00:21:59,584 --> 00:22:01,885
They changed the old witch
on the sign
409
00:22:01,886 --> 00:22:03,554
to a pretty young witch.
410
00:22:03,555 --> 00:22:06,055
FERNDALE:
Oh, that's wonderful.
411
00:22:06,056 --> 00:22:07,591
I've been trying
to get the town council
412
00:22:07,592 --> 00:22:09,626
to do that for years.
413
00:22:09,627 --> 00:22:11,795
Town council didn't do it.
414
00:22:11,796 --> 00:22:12,896
It was them witches.
415
00:22:12,897 --> 00:22:15,499
They changed the signs
all over the place.
416
00:22:15,500 --> 00:22:17,134
What witches?
417
00:22:17,135 --> 00:22:20,771
Same ones that have
got the bedwarmer.
418
00:22:20,772 --> 00:22:22,873
Uh, they drove by while I was
419
00:22:22,874 --> 00:22:25,309
sitting there drinking my lunch.
420
00:22:25,310 --> 00:22:27,144
They "drove by," eh?
421
00:22:27,145 --> 00:22:29,112
And all of a sudden,
422
00:22:29,113 --> 00:22:31,914
one of 'em disappeared.
Just like:
423
00:22:31,915 --> 00:22:33,650
And then there was two.
424
00:22:33,651 --> 00:22:35,486
Well, I'll tell you
what, Mr. Potter.
425
00:22:35,487 --> 00:22:37,087
You stop hitting
that sarsaparilla,
426
00:22:37,088 --> 00:22:39,089
and I guarantee you won't
see any more witches.
427
00:22:39,090 --> 00:22:40,357
Miss Ferndale.
428
00:22:40,358 --> 00:22:42,526
Uh, look, Mr. Potter,
why don't you stand over here
429
00:22:42,527 --> 00:22:43,794
and hold up the building?
430
00:22:43,795 --> 00:22:45,896
And we'll be back for you
in a minute, okay?
431
00:22:45,897 --> 00:22:48,465
[
]
432
00:22:54,038 --> 00:22:55,204
[
]
433
00:22:55,205 --> 00:22:57,574
All I know is, I don't
wanna get caught with...
434
00:22:57,575 --> 00:22:58,909
excuse the expression
435
00:22:58,910 --> 00:23:00,276
a hot bedwarmer.
436
00:23:00,277 --> 00:23:01,511
[LAUGHS]
437
00:23:02,980 --> 00:23:04,220
[CHUCKLES, CLEARS THROAT]
438
00:23:05,983 --> 00:23:08,685
So will you please zap
it back where it belongs?
439
00:23:08,686 --> 00:23:11,187
Darrin, this is a warlock
who has been transformed.
440
00:23:11,188 --> 00:23:13,957
Now, don't you think I have
a moral obligation to help him?
441
00:23:13,958 --> 00:23:15,826
I think you have
a moral obligation
442
00:23:15,827 --> 00:23:17,794
to see that we stay out of jail
on the first day
443
00:23:17,795 --> 00:23:20,597
of what I laughingly
refer to as a vacation.
444
00:23:21,799 --> 00:23:23,132
Ow!
445
00:23:23,133 --> 00:23:24,568
Sam, if you don't
get rid of that,
446
00:23:24,569 --> 00:23:26,737
I will...
with an axe.
447
00:23:26,738 --> 00:23:27,904
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
448
00:23:27,905 --> 00:23:28,905
Who is it?
449
00:23:28,906 --> 00:23:30,073
OFFICER:
Open up. Police.
450
00:23:30,074 --> 00:23:32,709
[
]
451
00:23:32,710 --> 00:23:35,111
Sam, honey, quick.
Zap it out of here.
452
00:23:39,116 --> 00:23:40,550
What's the matter?
453
00:23:40,551 --> 00:23:41,951
He doesn't want to go.
454
00:23:41,952 --> 00:23:44,388
Well, this is no time
to give him a choice.
455
00:23:44,389 --> 00:23:46,723
Darrin, there is
a warlock in there.
456
00:23:46,724 --> 00:23:50,026
Now, if he refuses to leave,
my witchcraft won't work.
457
00:23:50,027 --> 00:23:52,362
You witches have
the dumbest rules.
458
00:23:52,363 --> 00:23:54,097
And at the dumbest times.
459
00:23:54,098 --> 00:23:55,532
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
460
00:23:55,533 --> 00:23:57,000
OFFICER:
Open up in there.
461
00:23:57,001 --> 00:23:58,568
I'd better hide it.
462
00:23:58,569 --> 00:24:01,104
[
]
463
00:24:01,105 --> 00:24:02,806
Boy, are you stubborn.
464
00:24:07,812 --> 00:24:09,345
[KNOCK
ON DOOR]
465
00:24:09,346 --> 00:24:11,047
Uh, c-c-coming.
466
00:24:11,048 --> 00:24:14,718
Uh, Sam... before
I let them in,
467
00:24:14,719 --> 00:24:16,820
uh, maybe you'd
better disappear.
468
00:24:16,821 --> 00:24:18,221
Well, I mean, why should
469
00:24:18,222 --> 00:24:19,856
we both risk
getting into trouble?
470
00:24:19,857 --> 00:24:21,758
Absolutely not.
471
00:24:21,759 --> 00:24:23,360
"For better,
for worse," remember?
472
00:24:23,361 --> 00:24:27,130
"In sickness or in health,
till jail do us part."
473
00:24:28,232 --> 00:24:30,199
OFFICER:
Open up, please!
474
00:24:34,405 --> 00:24:36,839
NARRATOR: Darrin faces the
wrath of Salem justice,
475
00:24:36,840 --> 00:24:39,509
and Samantha's hot bedwarmercomes to life,
476
00:24:39,510 --> 00:24:41,244
next week on Bewitched.
477
00:24:41,245 --> 00:24:42,979
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478
00:24:46,517 --> 00:24:48,351
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479
00:24:48,401 --> 00:24:52,951
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