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All right, Tabatha.
Lesson number one in oven cleaning.
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Fascinating, huh?
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I knew it.
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I knew it.
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I knew that life with that mortal
would finally get to you.
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You're taking gas.
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With an electric stove?
That would be the trick of the week.
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My poor Samantha.
Where is your pride?
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Do you realize you're doing
that menial work...
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...right before the eyes
of your child?
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You bet. I figure
she can't learn too young.
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Well, actually, darling,
I came to invite you...
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...to the elephant races at New Delhi.
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Honey?
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Not on an empty stomach.
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Good.
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-So long, hon.
-Have a nice day.
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Haven't you heard?
Today is going to turn the tide.
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These layouts
I've been working on...
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...are going to knock
the client's eyes out.
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I'm not going to be
too tough on Larry...
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...but I think the bonus I get...
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...should cover the trip to Bermuda
we might take.
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Might take?
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Well, if the prospective client
becomes "unprospective"--
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Sweetheart, he'll love it.
I wouldn't have it any other way.
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-What do you mean by that?
-Nothing. Just wifely encouragement.
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-Then keep it that way, huh?
-What--?
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-Of course.
-See you tonight.
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-Bye, sweetheart.
-Bye-bye.
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If you leave it to mere
wifely encouragement...
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...the closest you'll get
to Bermuda will be an onion.
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Oh, very funny.
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You should be in Paris or London...
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...or going to the elephant races
with me.
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But since he can't afford it...
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...I think he needs help.
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Mother, dear, butt out.
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Samantha,
it is your heritage, you know.
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You should live
in the sparkle of a star...
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...in a flash of colour.
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Samantha!
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Oh, my!
Oh, Mother, please!
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Speaking of ill winds!
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This one is a real beauty!
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If Wilkerson likes this
as much as I think he will...
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...it could mean a lot more
than one lipstick account.
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We might even lock up
all the Madame Marushka products.
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Lipstick, face cream,
hair spray, all that gook!
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It'd be worth millions to us. Millions.
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You know your eyes light up
when you talk about money, Larry?
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Of course. I'm a greedy person.
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-Yes?
-Mr. Wilkerson is waiting.
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Be right there!
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Withershins and darklings chuckle
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One man will shine,
One man will sparkle
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Stephens will seem to you the best
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A better man than all the rest
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No offence, Darrin,
but I think I'd better carry the ball.
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Arch Wilkerson's
an old golf buddy...
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...and I'll be able to handle him
with just the right touch.
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-That's fine with me, Larry.
-Good boy.
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Watch me have old Arch
eating right out of my hand.
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Hey, Arch, have I got
a winner for you!
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It's sweeter than holing out
a 60-foot approach shot.
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Yes, I'm sure it is, Larry.
You must be Stephens.
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-It's a great pleasure to meet you.
-I'm delighted to meet you, sir.
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Well, let's get on it. Believe me,
it's a hole in one, all the way!
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Yes, of course, Larry.
What do you think of it, Stephens?
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We believe in the campaign we have
for Madame Marushka's new lipstick.
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You give us the word,
we'll get the ball rolling.
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Very good, Stephens.
I like the way you put that.
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-Why, thank you, sir.
-I said that exact same thing to you.
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Don't you remember?
Yesterday at the clubhouse.
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Yes, of course.
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You've got my curiosity going.
Let's see those layouts.
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You'll flip, Arch. When you and l
discussed this last week, I decided--
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Yes, yes.
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I think I should tell you, Stephens...
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...that this lipstick is the key product
for our whole new line.
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Madame Marushka herself will be
very interested in how you handle it.
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Well, I'm sure if she'll drop by
the office, we'll be able to-- What?
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Drop by the office!
Did you hear that, Arch?
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Stephens doesn't know what we know
about Madame Marushka.
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Never makes personal calls,
a recluse in her ivory tower.
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I remember you telling me
on the fairway--
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Larry, why don't you sit down.
We're not out on the golf course now.
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Please go on, Mr. Stephens.
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-Well, l--
-You've got the ball, kid. Tee off.
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As we saw the problem, it was to
introduce a new product in a new area.
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I'm sure if you study these, sir,
you'll get the idea.
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Ah! Yeah.
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And then Mr. Wilkerson insisted...
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...that I be put in charge
of Madame Marushka's account.
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Which means, dear girl,
if you care to plan ahead...
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...you may start packing
for Bermuda immediately.
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Oh, Darrin, that's wonderful!
I'm so proud of you.
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I can't wait to tell Mother.
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-Why?
-Why?
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Why? So she can
hear the good news.
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Sam, the last thing your mother
wants to hear is good news about me.
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Why are you so anxious to tell her?
What has she got to do with this?
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Nothing. Besides, at a time like this,
we're certainly not going to let...
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...anything that Mother might say or do
bother us, are we?
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What do you mean? "Might do or say."
Did she do something?
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What did she do? It has to be
something underhanded, right?
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Right!
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Darrin, you keep asking
and answering your own questions.
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I save a lot of time that way.
She did do something, but what?
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You wanna answer that one?
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No.
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Figures it had something
to do with work.
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This morning. Wilkerson.
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Was that the result
of some of her hocus-pocus?
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Bingo!
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Well, Darrin, I don't really know.
All Mother said was--
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Sure. That's why he took
such a shine to me...
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...and practically ignored his
old pal Larry! She put a spell on him!
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Darrin, give yourself credit.
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Wilkerson liked you
because he liked your ideas.
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Mother had nothing to do with that.
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I thought Larry was overdoing his golf
buddy bit. But that was Endora's doing!
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-You're jumping to conclusions.
-Maybe I am and maybe I'm not.
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But as long as there's a possibility
of that possibility...
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...it ruins the whole deal for me.
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Really, Samantha!
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You picked a lemon
in the garden of love.
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Mother, you did influence
Darrin's client!
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-Naturally. But I did it for you, darling.
-Oh, for--!
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If I hadn't, Mr. Wilkerson wouldn't
have given him the time of day.
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You should be celebrating.
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In my house we celebrate the things
I earn, and I didn't earn anything!
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Mother, you had no right to meddle.
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Darrin can get ahead
strictly on his own.
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Fat chance.
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I can handle this, Sam.
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Endora, you wasted your time.
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You threw the Madame Marushka
account into my lap.
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I'm throwing it right back out again.
I'm taking myself off the account.
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Do you think that once the wheels
are in motion, they can be stopped?
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You bet your sweet broom I do!
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Don't be too sure about that.
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Just don't be too sure.
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After all, Larry,
you brought Wilkerson into the office!
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He's your friend,
and I think it's only fair...
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...that you personally handle
the Marushka Cosmetics account.
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Fair, schmair. Look at me, Darrin.
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-ls this the face of a sensitive man?
-But, Larry--
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Wilkerson wants you.
I want that Marushka account.
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So, what's the problem?
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-What about your pride?
-My what?
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Wilkerson likes you better than me,
so I'll cry all the way to the bank.
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Mr. Stephens! She's here!
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She is? Who's "she," Betty?
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-Madame Marushka.
-Unbelievable!
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And she wants to see you personally,
Mr. Stephens.
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That's great. That's great.
Show her in. Show her in!
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Madame Marushka never leaves
her salon, but she's coming to see you.
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She must have flipped over your ideas!
It's fantastic.
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It certainly is unbelievable.
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Gentlemen. This outfit
is from my spring collection.
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Tell me how you love it. I adore it!
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-I think it is quite mad.
-Quite mad.
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"Marushka." That is how
you say my name.
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Marushka. You try.
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-Marushka.
-Marushka.
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-Fair. But you will learn.
-We'll practice.
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As you know, I do not usually
attend business discussions.
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So dull. But my Mr. Wilkerson...
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...he was so impressed.
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-Tell me. Which one is Steffins?
-He is, Marushka.
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Marushka.
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-Darrin Steffins.
-Stephens.
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Stephens, my assistant.
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And I'm Larry Tate.
We're glad you came over.
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We can't wait to get moving--
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Ah. That is why I have come to you.
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If this dear man
is to work for my firm...
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...then he must have a very responsible
position in your firm.
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A partner, I should think.
Yes! A partner.
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You want Mr. Tate
to make me a partner?
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You want me
to make him a partner?
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It is my policy never to do business
with a man whose name...
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...it is not part of the name
of the company.
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-Are you suggesting--?
-Precisely!
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"McMann, Tate & Steffins."
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-Stephens.
-Madame Marushka--
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-Marushka!
-Madame Marushka. I hardly think--
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I never entrust a new campaign
to an employee.
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No, no, no.
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I want someone with the authority
to make decisions.
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I insist upon that, Mr. Tate.
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Then it is settled, no?
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-No!
-Steffins!
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I'm sure we can work
something out.
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Just a minute!
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If I'm to be a partner,
that should be Mr. Tate's decision.
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He shouldn't be forced into it.
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I'd resign before
I'd allow that to happen.
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Ah, now I understand you.
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If you had had the drive...
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...it would have been McMann, Tate
& Steffins a long time ago!
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I know your type.
You are afraid of success.
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Afraid of success?
You know my type?
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That's right, Steffins!
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Stephens! Durwood--
Darrin Stephens!
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And I'll thank you
to use my correct name!
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Durwood is getting
no apologies from me.
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Oh, Mother, please stay
until Darrin gets home...
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...and then sort of bury the hatchet.
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I'd love to. Where?
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-How dare you!
-You heard me, you phoney!
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Get out.
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Darrin, have you flipped your wig?
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Larry, I know what I'm doing!
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This is not Madame Marushka!
She's a fake! Now, get out!
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Are you Madame Marushka?
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The account, Darrin!
You just blew a million-dollar account.
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-Larry, we haven't lost a thing.
-You must be kidding!
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She was a complete fake.
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Darrin, are you sure?
How do you know?
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I can't tell you,
but believe me, I know.
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But how?
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Just a minute.
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She was a spy.
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You know how unscrupulous
agencies try to steal accounts.
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-That's what was happening here.
-A spy?
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I'm gonna take
the rest of the afternoon off.
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I have something important
to take care of.
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Sure, sure. She was a spy.
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She was?
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Sure, she was.
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Was she?
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Samantha! Samantha!
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What's wrong, sweetheart?
Wouldn't Larry let you off the account?
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I didn't get a chance
to argue the point with him.
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Something a little more important
came up.
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-Like what?
-Like...
239
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...her nibs!
240
00:13:42,040 --> 00:13:44,110
Are you referring to me?
241
00:13:44,320 --> 00:13:47,710
I'm not referring to Marushka!
242
00:13:48,320 --> 00:13:50,231
Samantha...
243
00:13:50,440 --> 00:13:54,228
...can you translate that gibberish,
or am I to be left in the dark?
244
00:13:54,440 --> 00:13:57,034
Don't try to brazen it out.
She came to my office today...
245
00:13:57,240 --> 00:13:59,595
...and tried to pass herself off
as Madame Marushka!
246
00:13:59,800 --> 00:14:02,678
I saw through her little disguise
and tossed her out on her ear.
247
00:14:02,880 --> 00:14:07,237
-How'd you like them apples, Endora?
-You're sick.
248
00:14:08,880 --> 00:14:11,633
Sweetheart, Mother wasn't
in your office.
249
00:14:11,840 --> 00:14:13,751
She was with me all morning.
250
00:14:13,960 --> 00:14:16,997
Sure, she was! Come on,
Sam, don't alibi for her.
251
00:14:17,200 --> 00:14:18,997
That's no alibi.
252
00:14:19,720 --> 00:14:21,233
She was here all the time.
253
00:14:21,920 --> 00:14:23,069
When, all the time?
254
00:14:24,160 --> 00:14:26,754
This morning, all the time.
255
00:14:27,240 --> 00:14:30,038
Your mother was really
here with you?
256
00:14:30,240 --> 00:14:32,834
Yes, Darrin. She really was.
257
00:14:33,320 --> 00:14:35,276
You've never lied to me,
have you, Sam?
258
00:14:35,480 --> 00:14:37,277
No, sweetheart.
259
00:14:37,480 --> 00:14:39,357
Not even this one time.
260
00:14:39,560 --> 00:14:43,269
Darrin, Mother was here
with me all morning.
261
00:14:43,640 --> 00:14:46,871
I could forgive a little lie
this one time.
262
00:14:51,160 --> 00:14:52,718
Hello.
263
00:14:53,000 --> 00:14:54,911
Oh, hi, Larry.
264
00:14:56,080 --> 00:14:57,308
But--
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00:15:04,280 --> 00:15:05,759
Madame Marushka.
266
00:15:05,960 --> 00:15:08,997
I threw Madame Marushka out,
along with a million-dollar account.
267
00:15:09,200 --> 00:15:11,270
So why shouldn't I be fired?
268
00:15:11,480 --> 00:15:13,311
-Darrin--
-I certainly can't allow you...
269
00:15:13,520 --> 00:15:15,238
...to lose that precious little job.
270
00:15:15,440 --> 00:15:16,998
And I won't sit and watch you...
271
00:15:17,200 --> 00:15:19,714
...take the bread out of
my granddaughter's tiny mouth.
272
00:15:19,920 --> 00:15:22,593
-Now, one simple incantation--
-No!
273
00:15:22,800 --> 00:15:25,189
Well, it is my fault, in a way.
274
00:15:25,400 --> 00:15:28,437
No! No witchcraft, nothing.
I'll handle this my way.
275
00:15:28,640 --> 00:15:33,509
If I fall on my head, well, I fall on
my head. But you stay out of my life!
276
00:15:34,240 --> 00:15:36,515
Darrin, can't I do something?
277
00:15:36,880 --> 00:15:39,792
No! No!
278
00:15:44,400 --> 00:15:46,789
I'm sure she'll see me.
I don't have an appointment...
279
00:15:47,000 --> 00:15:50,470
...but I've got to see Madame Marushka,
it's a matter of life or death. Mine!
280
00:15:50,680 --> 00:15:52,557
Maybe I can catch her between calls.
281
00:15:52,760 --> 00:15:54,637
All right, you can wait.
But no promises.
282
00:15:54,840 --> 00:15:57,354
Thank you.
Thank you very much.
283
00:16:07,720 --> 00:16:12,589
Marushka think
that there is no more to say!
284
00:16:13,200 --> 00:16:15,475
Madame Marushka,
please let me explain.
285
00:16:15,680 --> 00:16:17,955
Forget it, Stephens.
She's not having any.
286
00:16:18,160 --> 00:16:19,388
Larry.
287
00:16:19,600 --> 00:16:24,116
Mr. Steffins, I am so glad
that you are here also.
288
00:16:24,320 --> 00:16:27,995
Now I can be rid of both of you
at the same instant!
289
00:16:28,200 --> 00:16:31,351
You have every right to be angry.
I can't explain my actions...
290
00:16:31,560 --> 00:16:33,915
...but I am sorry,
and I humbly apologize.
291
00:16:34,120 --> 00:16:37,271
I do not accept your apology!
292
00:16:37,640 --> 00:16:40,108
Well, then don't!
But you're a businesswoman.
293
00:16:40,320 --> 00:16:42,276
At least take a look at the layouts.
294
00:16:42,480 --> 00:16:45,756
If you don't like them,
I'll leave without being told.
295
00:16:46,120 --> 00:16:51,035
But don't dismiss my company
just because I made a little mistake.
296
00:16:53,120 --> 00:16:56,271
Very well, Mr. Steffins.
I won't have it said...
297
00:16:56,480 --> 00:16:59,597
...that Madame Marushka
made a business decision...
298
00:16:59,800 --> 00:17:01,870
...based on personal reactions.
299
00:17:08,720 --> 00:17:15,068
"Don't play fair.
Use Madame Marushka's lipstick."
300
00:17:15,280 --> 00:17:17,953
-lsn't that something?
-I hate it!
301
00:17:18,160 --> 00:17:20,879
Goodbye, peasants!
302
00:17:25,320 --> 00:17:27,880
Nothing personal, Darrin,
but I think I'll have you shot.
303
00:17:28,760 --> 00:17:31,354
Oh, Larry, please! Let's talk.
304
00:17:32,160 --> 00:17:33,513
Let me buy you a drink.
305
00:17:33,720 --> 00:17:35,392
All right, Stephens. One drink.
306
00:17:35,600 --> 00:17:39,673
But don't talk to me.
I'm liable to lose control.
307
00:18:02,880 --> 00:18:04,518
It was all sewed up.
308
00:18:04,720 --> 00:18:07,712
You had to get that crazy idea
Madame Marushka was a fake.
309
00:18:07,920 --> 00:18:09,433
The whole sweet deal--
310
00:18:10,440 --> 00:18:13,398
Larry, for the last two hours
you've been going on and on and on.
311
00:18:13,600 --> 00:18:15,670
-Why did you do it, Darrin?
-Why did I do it?
312
00:18:15,880 --> 00:18:17,552
The whole schmeer. Why?
313
00:18:17,760 --> 00:18:19,557
-I can't tell you.
-You can tell me.
314
00:18:19,760 --> 00:18:22,149
-No, I can't.
-You can tell me.
315
00:18:23,440 --> 00:18:26,989
I thought my mother-in-law turned into
Madame Marushka to foul me up.
316
00:18:27,200 --> 00:18:28,428
So I threw her out.
317
00:18:29,200 --> 00:18:31,794
-Can't tell me, huh?
-Right.
318
00:18:34,280 --> 00:18:36,669
Look at that.
Isn't that a great layout?
319
00:18:40,920 --> 00:18:44,629
-Best thing I ever did.
-Yeah. Great.
320
00:18:47,400 --> 00:18:48,799
-Bartender!
-Yes, sir?
321
00:18:49,000 --> 00:18:51,673
-May l?
-Hey, that's my paper.
322
00:18:51,880 --> 00:18:54,440
That's my layout!
Somebody stole it, line for line!
323
00:18:54,640 --> 00:18:57,200
Let's go to the office
and check the newspaper listings.
324
00:18:57,400 --> 00:19:00,676
-We'll find out who did this.
-We'll find out, and he's gonna pay!
325
00:19:00,880 --> 00:19:03,599
-Give me my paper.
-We'll fix that dirty crook!
326
00:19:03,800 --> 00:19:07,395
Darrin, you're that dirty crook!
327
00:19:07,600 --> 00:19:10,512
I didn't do it. I don't remember
signing these authorizations.
328
00:19:10,720 --> 00:19:13,598
I don't remember typing them,
Mr. Stephens, but there they are!
329
00:19:13,800 --> 00:19:17,236
Authorizations for newspapers,
posters, leaflets, billboards.
330
00:19:17,440 --> 00:19:19,590
-Billboards too?
-You authorized this agency...
331
00:19:19,800 --> 00:19:22,473
...to pay for all that, and we don't
even have the account?
332
00:19:22,680 --> 00:19:25,433
Do you know how much this
is going to cost us? Do you?
333
00:19:25,640 --> 00:19:29,110
Stephens! Come back here!
Stephens!
334
00:19:29,320 --> 00:19:32,278
Darrin, please try to understand.
335
00:19:32,480 --> 00:19:36,029
Witchcraft got you into this mess,
and witchcraft can get you out.
336
00:19:36,240 --> 00:19:38,913
Sam, it's no use. I'm going
to spend the night at the club.
337
00:19:39,120 --> 00:19:41,475
-You don't belong to a club.
-I'll join one.
338
00:19:41,680 --> 00:19:46,674
Darrin, now, listen. I placed your ads.
Your ads! They were wonderful.
339
00:19:46,880 --> 00:19:49,314
Madame Marushka was wrong,
and you were right.
340
00:19:49,520 --> 00:19:52,353
Sam, I know you meant well.
You always mean well!
341
00:19:52,560 --> 00:19:54,869
I'm almost used to
your mother's meddling.
342
00:19:55,080 --> 00:19:58,595
After all, she's supposed to be a
colossal pain. She's a mother-in-law!
343
00:20:01,240 --> 00:20:04,073
But when you start doing it,
well, that's just too much.
344
00:20:04,280 --> 00:20:07,829
It is just too, too much.
345
00:20:08,440 --> 00:20:11,955
-Darrin--
-Goodbye, Sam.
346
00:20:14,880 --> 00:20:20,113
You son of a gun! You old son of a gun!
You're wearing two coats.
347
00:20:20,320 --> 00:20:22,390
You wanna tell me
how much I cost the company.
348
00:20:22,600 --> 00:20:24,909
Don't worry about it.
You'll get every penny back!
349
00:20:25,120 --> 00:20:28,556
Wait a minute! Wait a minute!
350
00:20:28,760 --> 00:20:31,593
Will you listen to him, Sam?
The guts of a riverboat gambler...
351
00:20:31,800 --> 00:20:34,439
...and he's worried about
a few measly thousand.
352
00:20:34,840 --> 00:20:36,319
Larry, what happened?
353
00:20:36,520 --> 00:20:39,318
What happened? You wheeler-dealer.
354
00:20:39,520 --> 00:20:42,830
Put Madame Marushka's ads out,
even though we didn't have a contract.
355
00:20:43,280 --> 00:20:45,236
And it paid off.
356
00:20:45,640 --> 00:20:48,234
-lt paid off?
-Mr. Innocent, eh?
357
00:20:48,440 --> 00:20:51,000
An hour after those ads hit,
every chain store in town...
358
00:20:51,200 --> 00:20:54,556
...was calling Madame Marushka,
doubling their lipstick orders.
359
00:20:55,080 --> 00:20:58,390
"Don't play fair.
Use Madame Marushka's lipstick."
360
00:20:58,600 --> 00:21:00,033
It's sheer genius!
361
00:21:00,240 --> 00:21:02,310
-The ads worked.
-Worked?
362
00:21:02,520 --> 00:21:04,272
I'm on my way to her salon
right now...
363
00:21:04,480 --> 00:21:06,436
...with the contracts
for her complete line.
364
00:21:06,640 --> 00:21:10,394
And you did it, fella.
You really did it.
365
00:21:11,960 --> 00:21:15,316
Two coats, huh? Maybe I'll try that.
366
00:21:19,400 --> 00:21:23,598
The ads worked.
She signed up the entire line.
367
00:21:24,280 --> 00:21:26,589
It was your ads that did it.
I just placed them.
368
00:21:26,800 --> 00:21:28,358
Any office boy could've done that.
369
00:21:28,560 --> 00:21:32,109
Sam, it was still witchcraft.
You did it.
370
00:21:32,320 --> 00:21:36,472
I could've been that office boy if I'd had
as much faith in my work as you did.
371
00:21:37,320 --> 00:21:38,673
It doesn't matter.
372
00:21:38,880 --> 00:21:42,156
Even if I should've done it, you did it,
and you shouldn't have done it.
373
00:21:42,360 --> 00:21:44,271
Even if I should've done it.
374
00:21:44,480 --> 00:21:46,755
That doesn't make any sense.
375
00:21:47,120 --> 00:21:48,633
I know it doesn't.
376
00:21:48,840 --> 00:21:52,674
I just want you to forgive me,
and I don't know how to ask.
377
00:21:53,000 --> 00:21:55,195
You don't have to ask.
378
00:21:58,560 --> 00:22:01,028
That's what I call success.
379
00:22:07,800 --> 00:22:10,189
I'm beat. Good night, sweetheart.
380
00:22:10,400 --> 00:22:12,118
Good night, sweetheart.
381
00:22:19,720 --> 00:22:21,199
Oh, darn.
382
00:22:22,880 --> 00:22:26,190
It's going to be chilly, and I left
Tabatha's comforter downstairs.
383
00:22:26,400 --> 00:22:28,834
Oh, hold it.
Don't run up and down the stairs.
384
00:22:29,040 --> 00:22:32,999
Oh, thank you, sweetheart.
That's very nice of you.
385
00:22:34,280 --> 00:22:35,759
Well, I'm not going to do it.
386
00:22:37,960 --> 00:22:39,473
You know:
387
00:22:40,960 --> 00:22:43,599
Why, Darrin, I'm shocked!
You said--
388
00:22:43,800 --> 00:22:45,597
In this case I'll make an exception.
389
00:22:45,800 --> 00:22:47,870
At least until I can afford
an upstairs maid.
390
00:22:48,240 --> 00:22:50,071
Thank you.
391
00:23:05,840 --> 00:23:07,478
All done.
392
00:23:09,280 --> 00:23:10,235
My turn.
393
00:23:18,600 --> 00:23:21,068
Darrin, how did you do that?
394
00:23:23,640 --> 00:23:25,312
I pulled the plug.
395
00:24:21,480 --> 00:24:23,436
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