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Oh, we're going to have such fun.
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Oh, I just can't wait.
Now I got all these buttons buttoned....
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Hello, you exquisite, brilliant,
charming, perfect little witch-let.
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-Hello, Samantha.
-Hello, Mother.
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-Goodbye, Mother.
-Where are you going?
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Tabatha and I are going to see
Hoho the Clown.
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Who, what, and why
is Hoho the Clown?
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That's your granddaughter's
favourite television show.
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Darrin's agency represents
the sponsor...
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...and he gave us tickets to see it
in person, so we're go--
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Oh, dear. Where did I put them?
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Samantha, I'm surprised at you.
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Taking a child of Tabatha's breeding
to a kiddie show?
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A ballet, yes.
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A drama by Shakespeare, perhaps.
But that ho-ho, hee-hee, ha business....
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Oh, no.
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Now, if you prefer
something in a lighter vein...
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...well, we could pop over to Paris...
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...and ride up the River Seine
in a bateau-mouche.
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Maybe some other time.
We have a previous engagement.
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Oh, and I just flew over from Edinburgh
to play with my little granddaughter.
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Well, I'm sorry, mother...
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...but Tabatha and I are going
to see Hoho the Clown.
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Well, very well. I'll go with you.
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Well, mother, you'd hate
every minute of it.
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Now, can you see yourself sitting
for an hour surrounded by children?
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Yes. I always enjoy seeing...
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...how inferior other children are
to my Tabby-Tabby-Tabbykins.
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Besides, we only have two tickets.
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Count again.
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-Mother.
-Yes, dear?
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You're a stubborn woman.
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You're a good ticket-zapper,
but you're a stubborn woman.
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You sure Richard Burton
started like this?
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Is that Hobo the Clown?
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Not Hobo, Mother, Hoho.
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-When is he going to be funny?
-ln a minute, when the show starts.
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Hi, it's Hoho the Clown!
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Brought to you five times a week,
Monday through Friday...
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...by the Solow Toy Company.
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Take it from Hoho,
buy Solow. Hey.
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...on with the show-ho do-ho.
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Darrin, I want you to read
this memo I received from--
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What are you doing?
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I'm watching Hoho the Clown.
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Now, that's what I call
loyalty to the client.
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I've tried to watch, but every time
I hear "ho, ho, ho"...
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...I wanna punch him
right in the no-no-nose.
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There they are.
There they are on television!
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-There who are?
-My wife, daughter and mother-in-law.
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How did my mother-in-law get there?
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Ho, ho, ho! It's me again.
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And guess what I got.
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I got balloons!
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Ho, ho. I got--
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I got lots of balloons.
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Balloons for everybody.
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And here. I got a balloon for you.
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Isn't that nice? Ho, ho!
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And I got another balloon for you.
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And I got a balloon for you.
There's one.
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Here's one for you.
And I got a balloon for you.
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Ho, ho! And I got a balloon for you.
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And a balloon for you.
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Ho, ho, ho.
And here's one for you.
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And here's one for you. Ho, ho!
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And here's one for you.
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And here's another one for you.
And for you.
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-Why didn't he give Tabatha a balloon?
-Mother, we're on television.
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She's obviously the most outstanding
child in this entire audience.
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And now...
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...does anybody know what time it is?
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That's right.
It's time for the Hoho hope chest!
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And the Hoho hope chest...
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...is chock-full of lots and lots
of toys and games!
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Manufactured by
the Solow Toy Company.
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Now, every boy and girl...
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...has a Hoho the Clown badge
with a number on it.
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And in just 60 seconds...
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...one of those numbers
is gonna be the lucky number...
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...that wins all of the prizes
in the Hoho hope chest.
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And now, boys and girls,
it's time for an exciting message...
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-...from the Solow Toy Company.
- Where's Tabatha's badge?
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-Oh, she doesn't have one.
-Why not?
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Because she's related to Darrin.
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Well, I admit, that's a mark
against her, but it's hardly her fault.
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I mean because Darrin's
connected with the show...
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...she's not eligible for
the hope chest.
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-Who says so?
-Oh, it's an established policy.
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I think it's very unfair.
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They have no right
to penalize my granddaughter.
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They're not penalizing her, Mother.
I told you.
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Well, I don't care.
She'll be very disappointed.
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No, she won't. Now, stop it.
Stop making something out of nothing.
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Oh, hi there. It's me again.
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And now, is everybody ready...
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...to see who won all the prizes
in the Hoho hope chest?
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So I "ho-fully" mix up the numbers...
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...and we pick a winner!
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And the winning number is...
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...twelve.
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Here! Right over here!
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This little girl right here.
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Mother!
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Your child shouldn't win
the Hoho hope chest.
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I know.
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I guess the program staff goofed.
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Yeah, I guess
the program staff goofed.
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-I guess the program staff goofed.
-Come on, Sam.
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I know it was your mother,
you know it was your mother.
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-I guess it was my mother.
-As usual, she's out to destroy me.
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Oh, Darrin,
she's not out to destroy you.
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-She was simply being a--
-A fun-loving witch?
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Well, yes. And a doting grandmother.
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When you tell Larry that
as soon as the show went off the air...
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...I found the producer and asked
to give the toys to charity...
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...there'll be no repercussions.
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Because we did not take
the Hoho hope chest ho-ho-home.
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-I hope you're right.
-Oh, I know I'm right.
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The incident is closed.
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-You're kidding.
-No, I'm afraid I'm deadly serious.
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If the little girl who won
yesterday's hope chest...
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...is not in today's studio audience,
I refuse to go on.
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-Why?
-Because I like her.
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Well, Hoho, this isn't logical.
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-Doesn't have to be logical.
-Well, why not?
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Because I'm a star.
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Darrin, we have an emergency.
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I just got a call from
the producer of Hoho the Clown.
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-And?
-Hoho refuses to work unless, quote...
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..."That cute little doll," unquote...
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...that won yesterday's Hoho hope
chest is in today's studio audience.
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-You mean Tabatha?
-No Tabatha, no show.
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No show, no commercials.
No commercials, no client.
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What is it? Some kind of
a practical joke to amuse my ulcer?
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This is the first time I've heard of it.
Honestly. I tell you--
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You have no time to tell me anything.
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Just have Sam get Tabatha over
to the studio immediately...
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...as a personal favour
to the president of the company.
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You want some milk?
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Thank you.
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Hello? Why?
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Because Hoho the Clown refuses
to go on unless she's there.
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Oh, no.
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Darrin, you know what I think?
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I think Mother did more than monkey
around with Hoho's hope chest.
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I think she monkeyed around
with Hoho himself.
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-What's she saying?
-Well, nothing. She's-- She's--
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My suggestion
is to let Hoho not go on.
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If he's under
one of Mother's spells...
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...I can't vouch
for what might happen.
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-ls she giving you a hard time?
-Oh, not exactly, Larry.
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She suggests that--
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Sam, this is Larry.
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Will you please bring Tabatha
over to the studio immediately?
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Or I'll send Darrin home
immediately, unemployed.
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Goodbye.
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Now that that's settled,
let's you and I go over to the studio...
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...and see what this
monkey business is all about.
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Mother!
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Mother?
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Oh, goodness.
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Tabatha, you and l
have got to go somewhere.
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That's a little fast for you, huh?
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But, Samantha, you're a witch!
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If Endora put a spell on Hoho, are you
sure you can't snap him out of it?
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Positive. She has to do it.
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There's a long,
technical explanation...
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...but what it boils down to...
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...is that if a licensed witch
puts a spell on someone...
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...she has squatter's rights to him.
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-Oh, boy. You better sit down.
-Oh, aren't you gonna sit with us?
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-I'm gonna sit with Larry in the booth.
-All right.
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-See you later.
-Yeah.
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-Hi, Hoho.
-Hi, sweetie.
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Hello, Tate.
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Oh, Mr. Solow.
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What a pleasant surprise.
What brings you here?
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I come every Friday to make sure
you're giving me my money's worth.
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Darrin, Mr. Solow...
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...owner of the Solow Toy Company.
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May I present
one of McMann & Tate's...
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...most creative young executives,
Darrin Stephens.
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-How do you do, sir?
-Likewise. Let's watch Hoho the Clown.
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Ho, ho, ho!
I'm Hoho the Clown.
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Brought to you five days a week,
Monday through Friday...
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...by the Solow Toy Company.
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Take it from Hoho, buy a Solow!
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Boys and girls,
we're gonna change our format today.
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Instead of doing the show
for the entire audience...
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...we're gonna play it
to just one member.
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And where is she?
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There she is. Oh, Mr. Cameraman...
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...would you get a shot of this cute
little doll sitting on her mother's lap?
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Darrin, did you change the format?
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No. I wouldn't do that
without your approval.
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I liked the format the way it was.
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Oh, isn't she pretty?
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Oh, don't touch Hoho's nose.
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You know why?
I'm gonna make sure...
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...that you win all the prizes.
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You're gonna win all the prizes
from the Hoho hope chest...
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...and all of the other prizes too.
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Nobody else is gonna win anything.
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He can't give all the prizes
to one kid!
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It's un-American.
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Who is she? Who is that kid
that's ruining my program?
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And now, boys and girls,
ho, ho, ho, ho...
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-...on with the show-ho do-ho!
-I have no idea.
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-Do you, Darrin?
-No.
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No, I never saw her before in my life.
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-Darrin?
-What?
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It's Saturday.
Instead of sitting inside...
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...why don't you go out
and get some fresh air?
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Good idea.
I'll take a walk in the traffic.
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With any kind of luck,
the headline will read:
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"Death Comes to the Father of
Girlfriend of Hoho the Clown."
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Darrin.
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I have an idea.
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After Tabatha wakes up,
why don't we take her to Kiddieland?
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Why, so she can hand out
autographs as a TV star?
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Well, she'd hardly be famous
as the result of one television show.
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Don't count on it.
The complaints must be pouring in.
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When they discover Tabatha
is my daughter...
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...they'll think the show was rigged,
leading to an investigation...
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...where I'll decline
to answer questions...
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...on the grounds that my wife
and my mother-in-law are witches.
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Okay.
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If you don't feel like Kiddieland,
let's go to the zoo.
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-Samantha.
-Well.
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Sam, I wanna talk to your mother!
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So do l. So do l.
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I've been calling her and calling her
and she will not answer.
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Maybe she went away
for the weekend.
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-Would you like me to look for her?
-Please.
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Her two favourite cities
are Paris and Rome.
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I'll try Paris first.
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00:13:51,920 --> 00:13:55,549
-She wasn't in Paris.
-What took you so long?
239
00:13:55,760 --> 00:13:58,274
I couldn't find a cab.
240
00:13:59,800 --> 00:14:01,438
Now I'll try Rome.
241
00:14:01,640 --> 00:14:03,915
You wait right there.
242
00:14:04,120 --> 00:14:06,350
Where else would I go?
243
00:14:09,640 --> 00:14:11,710
Hello?
244
00:14:11,920 --> 00:14:14,480
Oh, hi, Mrs. Kravitz.
245
00:14:14,840 --> 00:14:18,435
Oh, you saw Tabatha
on the Hoho the Clown show.
246
00:14:18,640 --> 00:14:21,598
Yeah. She was
kind of cute, wasn't she?
247
00:14:23,760 --> 00:14:28,550
You want me to get you
on the Build Your Castle show?
248
00:14:28,760 --> 00:14:32,469
Because you need a refrigerator
and a rotisserie?
249
00:14:34,040 --> 00:14:37,191
You want me to put in the fix for you
on the Build Your Castle show...
250
00:14:37,400 --> 00:14:40,358
...the way I did for Tabatha
on Hoho?
251
00:14:40,560 --> 00:14:43,757
Mrs. Kravitz, I did not put in the fix
for Tabatha on the Hoho show!
252
00:14:43,960 --> 00:14:47,236
I have never put in the fix on any show
that I've been connected with.
253
00:14:47,440 --> 00:14:50,193
I think I'll go take another
look around the Colosseum.
254
00:14:50,400 --> 00:14:52,550
Samantha, come back here!
255
00:14:52,760 --> 00:14:54,432
She went back to Rome.
256
00:14:54,640 --> 00:14:57,108
To roam around the house again.
257
00:14:57,320 --> 00:15:00,039
Mrs. Kravitz,
I'm afraid there's some mistake.
258
00:15:00,240 --> 00:15:02,993
Any show I've been connected with
has been on the up-and-up.
259
00:15:03,200 --> 00:15:06,670
If you want a refrigerator and a
rotisserie, you'll just have to buy one.
260
00:15:06,880 --> 00:15:09,075
Samantha!
261
00:15:13,600 --> 00:15:16,273
-Yes?
-That is the kind of thing I'm in for.
262
00:15:16,480 --> 00:15:19,950
Mother! Mother!
263
00:15:32,840 --> 00:15:34,273
-Mrs. Stephens?
-Yes.
264
00:15:34,480 --> 00:15:35,833
I'm Hoho the Clown.
265
00:15:38,560 --> 00:15:41,632
I got your name and address from
my producer. How's your daughter?
266
00:15:41,840 --> 00:15:44,035
Oh, she's just fine, thank you.
267
00:15:44,240 --> 00:15:45,912
You look different without makeup.
268
00:15:46,120 --> 00:15:50,318
I know. Oh, well,
you can't be on all the time.
269
00:15:50,760 --> 00:15:52,876
-Who's your friend?
-Oh, she's a present...
270
00:15:53,080 --> 00:15:55,071
...for my cute little doll!
271
00:15:55,920 --> 00:15:57,797
Where is she?
272
00:15:58,000 --> 00:16:00,468
Oh, hi there, Mr. Stephens, sweetie!
273
00:16:00,680 --> 00:16:02,432
-How's your daughter?
-Oh, she's fine.
274
00:16:02,640 --> 00:16:06,189
-What's with the pony?
-A present for my cute little doll!
275
00:16:06,400 --> 00:16:09,517
-Would you hold her, please?
-ls she housebroken?
276
00:16:09,720 --> 00:16:11,915
For what she cost me, she should be.
277
00:16:12,120 --> 00:16:15,351
I used the money that I laid aside
for my wife's birthday present.
278
00:16:16,200 --> 00:16:17,792
-Why?
-Beats me.
279
00:16:18,000 --> 00:16:20,833
For some reason or other,
your kid has gotten under my skin.
280
00:16:21,040 --> 00:16:24,316
I can't stop thinking about her.
It's like I'm in her power.
281
00:16:24,520 --> 00:16:26,715
-You're not in her power. You're in--
-Darrin.
282
00:16:28,160 --> 00:16:29,513
These are for her too.
283
00:16:30,960 --> 00:16:33,793
And this too.
284
00:16:42,520 --> 00:16:45,034
Where is she?
I'm longing to be near her.
285
00:16:45,240 --> 00:16:47,800
Darrin, why don't you go upstairs
and get Tabatha?
286
00:16:48,000 --> 00:16:50,309
I'll take the pony outside.
287
00:16:50,520 --> 00:16:52,670
Come on.
288
00:16:52,880 --> 00:16:57,590
I'm gonna see her.
I'm gonna see my cute little doll.
289
00:17:04,040 --> 00:17:08,272
Mother! Mother, I wanna see you.
290
00:17:09,520 --> 00:17:11,829
Mother, if you don't come here
right this second...
291
00:17:12,040 --> 00:17:14,235
...I'll never let you see
Tabatha again.
292
00:17:14,440 --> 00:17:17,000
Samantha, I'm surprised at you.
293
00:17:17,200 --> 00:17:20,112
Stooping to blackmail.
294
00:17:20,320 --> 00:17:23,915
-Where have you been?
-Spending the weekend in Mexico City.
295
00:17:24,560 --> 00:17:26,278
Well, I never would
have looked there.
296
00:17:26,480 --> 00:17:29,233
-Care for a bite of taco, dear?
-No.
297
00:17:30,440 --> 00:17:32,032
Mother, I'm very annoyed with you.
298
00:17:32,240 --> 00:17:34,515
About what?
299
00:17:34,720 --> 00:17:36,676
Darwin needs a haircut.
300
00:17:38,120 --> 00:17:41,317
I am in no mood
for any of your jokes.
301
00:17:41,520 --> 00:17:45,308
I am annoyed with you because
of what you did to Hoho the Clown.
302
00:17:45,520 --> 00:17:49,149
Oh, that. Hasn't it worn off?
303
00:17:50,080 --> 00:17:52,310
Worn off? It's worse.
304
00:17:52,520 --> 00:17:57,196
He's in there. Now, I want you to take
that spell off without any further ado.
305
00:18:05,760 --> 00:18:08,354
Now, if you'll excuse me,
I'm getting back to Mexico City.
306
00:18:08,560 --> 00:18:12,394
I'm lunching with
a very handsome bullfighter.
307
00:18:19,280 --> 00:18:21,919
Here she is, Hoho.
Here's your cute little doll.
308
00:18:22,120 --> 00:18:24,793
What's so cute? You've seen
one kid, you've seen them all.
309
00:18:25,000 --> 00:18:27,798
Did I bring a pony in here?
310
00:18:28,000 --> 00:18:29,513
Where's my pony?
311
00:18:29,720 --> 00:18:31,438
-lt just happened to--
-What happened?
312
00:18:31,640 --> 00:18:34,757
-Well, l--
-Here, honey.
313
00:18:34,960 --> 00:18:36,552
Excuse me, Hoho.
314
00:18:39,520 --> 00:18:43,069
It's your daughter. I hired a detective,
and he found out it's your daughter.
315
00:18:43,280 --> 00:18:46,636
When Mr. Solow called me and
told me, I was shocked beyond belief.
316
00:18:46,840 --> 00:18:50,150
I couldn't speak. Words failed me.
317
00:18:51,680 --> 00:18:53,398
Look who's here.
318
00:18:53,600 --> 00:18:56,398
Hi, sponsor, baby.
Ho, ho, ho.
319
00:18:56,600 --> 00:18:58,431
Don't "ho, ho" me, you ingrate.
320
00:18:58,640 --> 00:19:00,278
You and Stephens
have a conspiracy...
321
00:19:00,480 --> 00:19:02,391
...to drive the company
out of business.
322
00:19:02,600 --> 00:19:03,999
After all I've done for you.
323
00:19:04,200 --> 00:19:06,270
As close as we've been,
like father and son.
324
00:19:06,480 --> 00:19:09,199
Darrin, if you needed money,
if you needed toys...
325
00:19:09,400 --> 00:19:11,118
...why didn't you come to me?
326
00:19:11,880 --> 00:19:14,952
Larry, are you trying to say
that you knew nothing about this?
327
00:19:15,160 --> 00:19:16,479
Yes.
328
00:19:16,680 --> 00:19:22,073
Effective immediately, the Hoho the
Clown program is hereby cancelled.
329
00:19:22,280 --> 00:19:24,430
You can't do that
to the children of America.
330
00:19:24,640 --> 00:19:25,959
You have no alternative.
331
00:19:26,160 --> 00:19:29,436
And I have no alternative but to ask
you to tender your resignation.
332
00:19:29,640 --> 00:19:31,198
Darrin, you're through.
333
00:19:32,440 --> 00:19:34,954
So is my account
with McMann & Tate.
334
00:19:35,960 --> 00:19:37,359
Mr. Solow.
335
00:19:37,560 --> 00:19:40,393
That won't be necessary.
Stephens is no longer with the agency.
336
00:19:40,600 --> 00:19:45,958
I want you to know I consider his
actions illegal, unethical, shocking--
337
00:19:47,560 --> 00:19:49,710
-Sam, what did you do?
-I had to do something.
338
00:19:49,920 --> 00:19:52,718
I froze them so you and l
can discuss how to get out of this.
339
00:19:52,920 --> 00:19:54,797
-ls the spell off Hoho?
-Oh, yes, yes.
340
00:19:55,000 --> 00:19:57,798
Now we just have to figure out
a way to bail him and you out.
341
00:19:58,000 --> 00:20:00,958
Let's see. We can say--
342
00:20:01,160 --> 00:20:05,119
We can sa--
We can say it's a publicity stunt.
343
00:20:05,320 --> 00:20:06,719
-A publicity stunt!
-Yeah.
344
00:20:06,920 --> 00:20:08,672
For what?
345
00:20:09,720 --> 00:20:12,234
For a cute little doll.
346
00:20:18,640 --> 00:20:22,076
-They look like twins.
-Well, thank you.
347
00:20:22,280 --> 00:20:26,512
Now I have to make Hoho
believe he was all part of it.
348
00:20:28,360 --> 00:20:31,193
-Honey, what do I say?
-Well, let's see.
349
00:20:31,400 --> 00:20:35,712
Well, I'll start the ball rolling,
then you take over and run with it.
350
00:20:35,920 --> 00:20:37,831
Oh, hold it.
351
00:20:43,360 --> 00:20:46,352
--disgusting,
despicable and humiliating.
352
00:20:46,560 --> 00:20:49,028
Mr. Solow, my husband
would like you to meet...
353
00:20:49,240 --> 00:20:53,074
...the newest member of the
Solow family. The Tabatha doll.
354
00:20:53,280 --> 00:20:56,238
-The what?
-The Tabatha doll.
355
00:20:56,440 --> 00:20:58,635
Darrin thought of it,
and I designed it...
356
00:20:58,840 --> 00:21:02,037
...in my spare time,
using our daughter as the model.
357
00:21:02,240 --> 00:21:04,435
Then Hoho put the real Tabatha
on television...
358
00:21:04,640 --> 00:21:06,949
...and played favourites
to create public interest.
359
00:21:07,160 --> 00:21:10,914
It was a publicity stunt
to promote a new product.
360
00:21:11,120 --> 00:21:14,510
Yeah, and I went along with it
just to help out the sponsor...
361
00:21:14,720 --> 00:21:17,951
...even though
it temporarily hurt my image.
362
00:21:18,160 --> 00:21:19,832
Well, why wasn't I consulted?
363
00:21:20,720 --> 00:21:23,029
-Well, because--
-Tate?
364
00:21:23,240 --> 00:21:24,753
-Yes, sir?
-Shut up.
365
00:21:29,960 --> 00:21:32,235
You know something?
366
00:21:32,440 --> 00:21:35,557
This is a pretty cute little doll.
367
00:21:36,320 --> 00:21:38,276
And that was a pretty cute
publicity stunt.
368
00:21:38,480 --> 00:21:41,074
And these are two pretty clever
fellas, huh?
369
00:21:41,280 --> 00:21:43,510
They sure are. And, Tate?
370
00:21:43,720 --> 00:21:46,188
-Yes, sir?
-You were gonna fire him.
371
00:21:46,960 --> 00:21:49,030
-Me, sir?
-Tate, I think you should offer...
372
00:21:49,240 --> 00:21:51,470
...your apologies,
and include Mrs. Stephens.
373
00:21:51,680 --> 00:21:53,557
I think she's pretty clever too.
374
00:22:02,280 --> 00:22:04,271
-Hi, darling.
-Hi, sweetheart.
375
00:22:04,480 --> 00:22:06,152
What are you doing home so early?
376
00:22:06,360 --> 00:22:09,670
I sneaked away to watch
Hoho the Clown with you.
377
00:22:09,880 --> 00:22:11,711
Well, isn't that nice?
378
00:22:11,920 --> 00:22:14,354
Is he gonna reveal
the publicity stunt?
379
00:22:14,560 --> 00:22:16,949
He's going to say,
"ln the interest of fair play...
380
00:22:17,160 --> 00:22:19,799
...every loyal viewer who called
or wrote to complain...
381
00:22:20,000 --> 00:22:23,151
...will receive, absolutely free,
a brand-new Tabatha doll."
382
00:22:23,360 --> 00:22:25,078
Tabatha.
383
00:22:25,280 --> 00:22:29,114
Oh, quick. Come here. Just sit down.
Come on. Sit, like I told you.
384
00:22:29,320 --> 00:22:31,197
If you're gonna watch it,
you have to sit.
385
00:22:31,400 --> 00:22:34,551
Ho, ho, ho!
I'm Hoho the Clown!
386
00:22:36,720 --> 00:22:38,950
All you wonderful booers
will be happy to know...
387
00:22:39,160 --> 00:22:45,474
... that every one of you will receive
a new Tabatha doll absolutely free.
388
00:22:48,400 --> 00:22:50,789
You know, that's rather a cute idea.
Whose was it?
389
00:22:51,000 --> 00:22:52,797
Larry's.
390
00:22:53,000 --> 00:22:56,675
Although I persuaded Mr. Solow
to keep his account with us.
391
00:22:58,800 --> 00:23:02,156
Hey, why is Hoho's picture:
And mine is:
392
00:23:02,360 --> 00:23:04,271
Darling....
393
00:23:05,720 --> 00:23:07,119
-Well?
-I don't know.
394
00:23:07,320 --> 00:23:10,869
-I fixed it this morning.
-Well, I'll just fix it again.
395
00:23:18,280 --> 00:23:19,599
Hello, Durwood.
396
00:23:24,520 --> 00:23:25,873
Sam, about your mother--
397
00:23:26,080 --> 00:23:28,992
Well, Darrin, I didn't know any--
398
00:23:29,840 --> 00:23:31,796
Not in front of the baby.
399
00:24:20,800 --> 00:24:22,756
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