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Oh, Tabatha...
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...your daddy's gonna be
awfully proud of you this evening.
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Imagine. Pointing at your age.
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- Hi, sweetheart.
- Hi, darling.
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Hello, Tabatha.
Did you have a nice day today?
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Well, we had
a very important day today.
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Darling, you have
a most unusual daughter.
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Well, what makes you say that?
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Well, not many little girls can
do what she did at her age.
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Well, what did she do
that was so unusual?
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She pointed at that lamp.
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Well, what did it do?
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- What?
- The lamp.
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Well, lamps don't do anything.
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But she pointed at it.
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Oh, Darrin, this has nothing
to do with witchcraft.
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She simply pointed at the lamp.
I thought you'd be pleased.
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I am pleased.
And very relieved.
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Well, all right.
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I'll go and fix dinner and you
hang on to her for a while, huh?
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Okay.
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Sweetheart, I apologize
for accusing you...
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...of having any hocus-pocus
with that there lamp.
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Sam. Sam!
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What's the matter?
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Honey, it must've been a delayed
reaction. The lamp... It went...
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- The lamp... It went on by itself.
- Oh, Darrin.
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Well, then how do you
explain how it went on?
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Well, I can't exactly explain
it technically.
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It's a big mystery to me too.
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- It is?
- Yes.
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But, as I walked out of the room...
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...I flicked this switch right here
and the light went on.
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Oh, is that all?
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Is that all?
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Well, I think that's remarkable.
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Look.
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Off.
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On.
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Now, that's what I call magic.
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Well, have you recovered from
the marvels of electricity yet?
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No...
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Oh, I forgot to tell you.
Gladys Kravitz telephoned.
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She wants us to come over
and watch television.
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- How come?
- Well, it's kind of a special occasion.
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You remember
Gladys' brother, Louis?
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How could I ever forget Louis Gruber,
the chicken fiddler?
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Well, he isn't chicken anymore.
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He's played a number of concerts.
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Tonight he's making his debut
on national television.
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He owes it all to you, Sam.
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- All he needed was a little confidence.
- Well, you sure gave it to him.
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Yeah, much against
your wishes as I recall.
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You were pregnant at the time.
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And you didn't want me
overexerting my nose?
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No.
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Let's just hope this
evening is not as disastrous...
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...as the last time
we visited the Kravitz's.
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That was a bit of a fiasco, wasn't it?
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It all started with the banana cake,
as I remember.
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Honey, do I really have to
wear a tie?
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Yes, you have to wear a tie.
And hurry up. We'll be late.
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I could be about three days
late for this thing.
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We'll probably sit around all night
listening to him play the violin.
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I hope he does play.
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He's supposed to be very talented.
Mrs. Kravitz said so.
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What do you expect Mrs. Kravitz
to say about her brother?
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You should hear
what Mr. Kravitz said.
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Oh, that reminds me.
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I promised to take a banana cake
over for dessert.
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Why?
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Well, evidently Louis is a big eater.
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Besides, I know you like my banana
cake better than Mrs. Kravtiz's.
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Well, at least you peel the bananas.
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It looks marvellous.
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What recipe did you use?
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Oh, it was one of
those instant mixes.
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Hello, neighbours.
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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Louis will be down in a minute.
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I can't wait.
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Oh, please, please,
sit down. Sit down.
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Louis said that if he's in the mood,
he'll play for us tonight.
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Oh, that's marvellous.
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And if she's in the mood,
she'll dance.
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Go ahead, get your tambourine.
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Abner, Louis is only here
once a year.
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Like locusts.
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It's only a stopover.
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He's going on tour very soon.
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On tour of relatives.
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He goes from one to the other
with an open hand and open mouth.
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He happens to be a brilliant violinist.
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"A Genius of the First Magnitude."
Buffalo Daily Record.
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Ask her if he works.
Go ahead, ask her.
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He's just between engagements.
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Twenty-six years
between engagements.
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He should go out and get a job.
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He can't get an ordinary job...
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...he'd hurt his hands.
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Then let him take
a job with his feet.
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Maybe we should come back
some other time.
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Why? It won't get any better.
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Oh, good evening.
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Oh, good, you brought the cake.
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This is my brother, Louis Gruber.
Mr. And Mrs. Stephens.
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- Hello.
- How do you do?
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Easy.
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Thank you.
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Mrs. Kravitz said you were
about to go on tour.
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Yes. I...
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I had been giving it some thought.
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I think that's wonderful.
When would it be?
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One doesn't measure
these things by time.
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He measures them by free meals.
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Mrs. Kravitz was saying
you were only 9 years old...
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...when you played in Carnegie Hall.
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Please, don't mention Carnegie.
That was my last performance.
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And what a performance.
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Sounds interesting.
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Full house, standing room.
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I don't wanna talk about it.
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I wouldn't talk about it either
if my knickers fell down.
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Three encores he got.
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Gladys, he's doing it again.
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- Abner!
- I was telling the truth.
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Gladys, let's eat.
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Louis wants to eat. Let's eat.
Are you ready to eat?
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Let's everybody eat. Shall we eat?
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Come on, let's eat.
Louis, ready to eat?
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You wanna see a great artist?
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That's where he does his best work.
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During his career,
Louis met very important people.
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Kings, queens, dukes, dictators.
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Yup. Those were the days.
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It's not easy reaching
your prime when you're 9.
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But what about your new tour?
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Won't be the same.
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There are certain things in life
that happen only once and then...
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...gone forever.
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Like that meat loaf.
Did you see it go?
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Abner, Louis is talking.
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At least he's not eating.
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Louis, I'm sure you'll be
a success again.
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I don't think people have
forgotten you.
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How could they?
His knickers fell down.
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Sam's right. A man with your talent
shouldn't have any trouble.
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Talent?
What's the meaning of talent?
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Who's got talent now? Who?
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Well, Heifetz.
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He plays with his thumbs.
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Heifetz? He's brilliant.
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He should play the square dance.
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Well, what about Isaac Stern?
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Plays a pizzicato
like I pick my teeth.
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Well, then, why are
these men on top?
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Politics. It's who you know.
It's knowing people.
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You know how Stern got
where he is today?
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He knew Heifetz.
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They must've had some talent.
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Talent, yes. Genius, no.
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That's why they're afraid of me.
I've got genius.
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"A Rising Genius
on the Concert Horizon."
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St. Louis Herald.
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They're all against me.
It's common knowledge.
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Well, Louis if you're as good
as you say you are, then...
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You don't think I can play, do you?
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Well, I didn't say that...
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Say it. I'm a fraud.
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- You're a fraud.
- Darrin, please.
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It doesn't really matter.
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I know I'm a genius.
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"A Born Virtuoso." Arturo Toscanini.
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"Born Eater." Abner Kravitz.
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I am a proven artist.
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Three world tours,
two gold records...
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One snapshot.
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Your little knickers on the floor.
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Laugh, clown, laugh.
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But I'll have the last laugh.
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Abner! How could you do that?
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- You know he's so sensitive.
- Sensitive?
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He's scared stiff.
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Since the knickers, he can't
play in front of an audience.
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That's not true.
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It's Heifetz and Stern
and the rest of the crowd.
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They won't give him a chance.
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I still think if he has
that much talent, he should...
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Now, watch this.
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Bravo!
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I don't believe it.
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He was extraordinary. Wasn't he?
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No, not that.
He's gonna miss dessert.
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And you thought it was
gonna be a dull evening.
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Well, I don't know who gave the better
performance, Louis or Mr. Kravitz.
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It's too bad he hasn't had
a chance to play.
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Well, you heard what Abner said.
He's scared.
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- And I'm inclined to agree with him.
- All he needs is a little push.
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Well, if he stays with Abner,
he'll get it right out the window.
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Louis could play at the
hospital benefit, Saturday.
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- Sam, don't...
- There'll be a big crowd...
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...lots of important people.
Might be good for his confidence.
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Sam, you're a housewife,
not Sol Hurok.
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I could call the entertainment
committee. It wouldn't be any trouble.
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Sam, stay out if it, please.
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Louis needs a chance.
The hospital needs money.
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It's a perfect plan.
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So was Custer's.
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- You're still at it?
- You know I have to practice.
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Since 5:00 this morning?
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When am I gonna get
some peace and quiet?
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Abner, let him alone.
He's practicing. Go for a walk.
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I've been for a walk seven times
around the block already.
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The neighbours think I'm...
I'm a peddler.
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- I cannot practice in this atmosphere.
- Good.
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Abner, if he stops practicing,
he'll lose his touch.
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If he doesn't stop,
he'll lose his teeth.
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So you want to hit someone, huh?
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- Well, then hit. Hit, hit, hit, hit.
- The feet, the feet, watch the feet.
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Gladys, think of what you're doing.
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You've been protecting him
all your life.
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You've treated him like a baby.
That's why he can't get a job.
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A big baby!
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I've tried to get jobs, dozens of them,
but they won't have me.
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What about Philadelphia?
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- That wasn't my fault. I was sick.
- Sick?
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You were afraid.
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He was sick. You know
he had fever, he was white.
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He was yellow.
He chickened out.
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He's the chicken fiddler.
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I don't have to take this.
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- I'm leaving.
- Good.
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Only the room.
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Louis, please.
Stay here and practice.
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- For how long?
- Another hour.
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Abner, he's got to perfect
his technique.
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Keep his fingers in shape.
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Why, we're having hot biscuits again?
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You'll be proud of me one day.
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When I'm back at Carnegie Hall and
I have the whole world at my feet.
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That's better than your knickers.
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Come in.
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Hi, I've got great news.
I've arranged everything.
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- Louis, you're gonna give a concert.
- A concert?
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Yes, Saturday matinee,
the Hospital Benefit.
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- Is there an audience?
- Oh, yes. It'll be a sell-out.
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At least 500 people.
248
00:13:56,779 --> 00:13:58,815
Five hundred people.
249
00:14:08,492 --> 00:14:11,086
I know you're trying to help,
Mrs. Stephens...
250
00:14:11,410 --> 00:14:13,685
...but you've gotta get Louis
out of this.
251
00:14:13,995 --> 00:14:15,223
I... I can't.
252
00:14:15,495 --> 00:14:18,885
The programs are printed and
the tickets are sold. Tell him that.
253
00:14:19,247 --> 00:14:21,966
I did. He fainted again.
254
00:14:22,581 --> 00:14:25,857
Now, Mrs. Kravitz, I know this
will be the best thing for him.
255
00:14:26,209 --> 00:14:28,439
He's been ready for 26 years.
256
00:14:29,127 --> 00:14:30,526
He's a big boy now.
257
00:14:31,002 --> 00:14:33,357
He's going to have to
face himself some time.
258
00:14:33,670 --> 00:14:35,149
What am I gonna do?
259
00:14:35,504 --> 00:14:37,381
You won't have to do a thing.
260
00:14:37,672 --> 00:14:39,628
Just leave him to me.
I'll get him to play.
261
00:14:39,922 --> 00:14:42,482
My baby brother,
growing up so fast.
262
00:14:42,799 --> 00:14:44,471
Hi, Mrs. Kravitz.
263
00:14:44,758 --> 00:14:47,477
Soon he'll be going out with girls.
264
00:14:47,801 --> 00:14:51,271
Oh, how soon we lose them.
265
00:14:52,219 --> 00:14:53,811
What's wrong with her?
266
00:14:54,095 --> 00:14:57,770
Oh, she's just worried about
Louis and the concert.
267
00:14:58,430 --> 00:15:01,820
Sam, what are you getting
involved in this for?
268
00:15:02,182 --> 00:15:06,016
Well, I am kind of responsible.
I got him into it.
269
00:15:06,392 --> 00:15:09,145
Besides, he's a great violinist.
And he should be heard.
270
00:15:09,477 --> 00:15:10,910
Poor Gladys.
271
00:15:11,186 --> 00:15:14,781
Poor Gladys? Poor Abner.
Putting up with all that practicing.
272
00:15:15,145 --> 00:15:17,181
Well, don't worry.
273
00:15:17,480 --> 00:15:19,994
Abner won't be bothered
by that anymore.
274
00:15:20,314 --> 00:15:21,747
Why?
275
00:15:22,315 --> 00:15:25,466
Because Louis is gonna
do his practicing here.
276
00:15:29,193 --> 00:15:31,753
Louis Gruber does not play benefits.
277
00:15:32,069 --> 00:15:33,866
Why not? Everybody else does.
278
00:15:34,153 --> 00:15:36,986
It's all wrong. I don't know why
I came here in the first place.
279
00:15:37,322 --> 00:15:39,392
Because I made beef stroganoff.
280
00:15:39,698 --> 00:15:42,292
- Good. Let's eat.
- Practice first.
281
00:15:42,616 --> 00:15:44,811
You're going to have to play
for your supper tonight.
282
00:15:45,117 --> 00:15:47,233
Tonight, yes. Tomorrow, no.
283
00:15:47,910 --> 00:15:50,822
Now, Louis, what happened
with your knickers...
284
00:15:51,161 --> 00:15:53,880
...at Carnegie Hall, well,
it's all over and done with.
285
00:15:54,204 --> 00:15:55,717
Now, no more excuses.
286
00:15:55,996 --> 00:15:58,032
The concert's tomorrow afternoon.
287
00:15:58,831 --> 00:16:01,868
I can't. I can't.
288
00:16:02,208 --> 00:16:05,120
Oh, but, now, Louis.
Louis, you were doing beautifully.
289
00:16:05,625 --> 00:16:09,379
No, no, it's true
what they say about me.
290
00:16:09,752 --> 00:16:13,540
I am afraid.
I am a coward.
291
00:16:13,921 --> 00:16:17,197
I am a chicken fiddler!
292
00:16:17,672 --> 00:16:19,264
Practice.
293
00:16:19,548 --> 00:16:22,108
- What's for dinner?
- Never mind.
294
00:16:22,424 --> 00:16:24,380
Start playing.
295
00:16:24,675 --> 00:16:25,790
Start playing.
296
00:16:51,061 --> 00:16:55,498
What must be done, must be done!
297
00:17:06,734 --> 00:17:09,202
Blast!
298
00:17:13,696 --> 00:17:15,209
What is this?
299
00:17:23,783 --> 00:17:26,695
What kind of varnish
are you wearing?
300
00:17:49,794 --> 00:17:52,103
Good, good.
I'm glad to see you're still practicing.
301
00:17:58,215 --> 00:18:00,331
What got into you?
302
00:18:00,966 --> 00:18:02,445
You see that?
303
00:18:04,551 --> 00:18:06,143
Soup!
304
00:18:06,426 --> 00:18:07,620
Gladys made it herself.
305
00:18:07,886 --> 00:18:09,922
Chicken noodle
for the chicken fiddler.
306
00:18:10,220 --> 00:18:13,735
Now, Mr. Kravitz,
Louis is doing just fine.
307
00:18:14,138 --> 00:18:17,096
Look at him.
I should have brought a funnel.
308
00:18:17,431 --> 00:18:20,070
You go and tell Mrs. Kravitz
everything's gonna be okay.
309
00:18:20,391 --> 00:18:22,700
Why? Has the benefit
been cancelled?
310
00:18:23,016 --> 00:18:23,971
No.
311
00:18:24,393 --> 00:18:26,429
You be ready at 1:30.
We'll pick you up.
312
00:18:26,727 --> 00:18:30,003
All right. Well, for the benefit
of the benefit, I hope he...
313
00:18:31,604 --> 00:18:32,593
Oh, no!
314
00:18:42,483 --> 00:18:46,522
He did it. He did it! He did it.
315
00:18:46,902 --> 00:18:50,815
Louis, please, believe me, I'm sorry.
316
00:18:52,071 --> 00:18:53,709
Mrs. Stephens, it was an accident.
317
00:18:53,988 --> 00:18:56,263
It's perfectly all right.
Don't worry about it.
318
00:18:56,572 --> 00:18:58,324
I won't have to play
that benefit tomorrow.
319
00:18:58,615 --> 00:19:00,014
And I really wanted to.
320
00:19:00,325 --> 00:19:02,281
- What can we do?
- Cancel the benefit.
321
00:19:03,076 --> 00:19:04,350
No, no.
322
00:19:04,618 --> 00:19:06,927
I have another violin in the house.
323
00:19:08,828 --> 00:19:11,581
Well, I just can't play any old violin.
324
00:19:20,874 --> 00:19:21,989
Good.
325
00:19:28,920 --> 00:19:30,194
I think it's a pretty good one.
326
00:19:30,462 --> 00:19:32,930
It's not as good
as a handmade Dimkis.
327
00:19:37,381 --> 00:19:39,531
Stradivarius!
328
00:19:43,176 --> 00:19:45,053
Gladys said she was bringing
him right over.
329
00:19:45,343 --> 00:19:47,174
I shouldn't have let him
out of my sight.
330
00:19:47,469 --> 00:19:49,664
- He's only got 15 minutes.
- Oh, he'll be here.
331
00:19:49,970 --> 00:19:52,279
He knows they're gonna
have cake after the show.
332
00:19:52,597 --> 00:19:54,713
Maybe I should call and find out...
333
00:19:58,265 --> 00:19:59,698
It wasn't my fault!
334
00:19:59,975 --> 00:20:01,852
I couldn't do anything!
335
00:20:02,142 --> 00:20:04,781
- What happened?
- I couldn't stop him!
336
00:20:05,268 --> 00:20:07,145
Gladys, what happened?
337
00:20:07,436 --> 00:20:08,869
Louis is gone.
338
00:20:09,479 --> 00:20:10,468
What?
339
00:20:10,729 --> 00:20:12,799
He said he was going for a paper.
340
00:20:13,355 --> 00:20:14,868
A paper? Where?
341
00:20:15,147 --> 00:20:17,183
Philadelphia!
342
00:20:18,024 --> 00:20:20,299
Chicken fiddler strikes again.
343
00:20:20,608 --> 00:20:23,759
He took a cab to the airport.
344
00:20:24,610 --> 00:20:26,009
Cab? Who paid?
345
00:20:26,403 --> 00:20:29,281
Oh, I knew this would happen.
346
00:20:36,115 --> 00:20:37,264
We'll get him back.
347
00:20:47,578 --> 00:20:49,967
Honey, he's only got six minutes.
348
00:20:52,289 --> 00:20:54,007
I guess we better call
the whole thing off.
349
00:20:54,289 --> 00:20:58,282
I think we should wait a couple of
minutes. I have a feeling he'll be here.
350
00:21:04,502 --> 00:21:06,015
Hey, what's going on here?
351
00:21:06,294 --> 00:21:08,933
I don't know. Ask the cab.
352
00:21:13,506 --> 00:21:15,337
I gotta get out of here.
353
00:21:18,716 --> 00:21:20,354
Louis.
354
00:21:25,636 --> 00:21:27,035
I'll get him.
355
00:21:33,931 --> 00:21:36,604
Louis, come back.
That only works in the movies.
356
00:21:38,641 --> 00:21:40,996
He went down in the manhole.
357
00:21:41,893 --> 00:21:43,167
We've got to do something.
358
00:21:43,435 --> 00:21:45,585
I know what I'd like to do.
Put the cover on it.
359
00:21:45,894 --> 00:21:47,964
We'll never get him now.
360
00:21:48,562 --> 00:21:50,393
Oh, yes, we will.
361
00:21:59,608 --> 00:22:02,645
- Ready, Louis?
- I was just going for a paper.
362
00:22:02,985 --> 00:22:04,338
In the sewer?
363
00:22:04,610 --> 00:22:07,488
My baby! My poor baby!
364
00:22:07,820 --> 00:22:10,288
That poor baby cost me 7
and a half bucks for a cab.
365
00:22:10,613 --> 00:22:12,012
- Come on, Louis.
- No.
366
00:22:12,280 --> 00:22:13,349
- Come on.
- No.
367
00:22:13,615 --> 00:22:16,493
- Here you go, Louis.
- No, no.
368
00:22:16,824 --> 00:22:18,337
- And this one.
- No, no.
369
00:22:18,617 --> 00:22:21,131
No. No.
370
00:22:37,333 --> 00:22:39,642
My poor baby. What's he doing?
371
00:22:41,626 --> 00:22:43,776
I think he's praying.
372
00:22:44,169 --> 00:22:45,443
No.
373
00:22:45,711 --> 00:22:48,020
I think he's crying.
374
00:22:48,671 --> 00:22:51,185
Louis, Louis!
375
00:23:11,222 --> 00:23:14,692
Sam, is that you or him playing?
376
00:23:15,057 --> 00:23:16,570
Oh, I just got him started.
377
00:23:24,853 --> 00:23:26,923
Attaboy, Louis!
378
00:23:27,229 --> 00:23:29,379
Play like you eat.
379
00:23:43,694 --> 00:23:46,447
I can't believe it.
I just can't believe it.
380
00:23:46,778 --> 00:23:48,814
Louis on a big TV show.
381
00:23:49,114 --> 00:23:52,072
That's nothing.
He has so many concerts after this.
382
00:23:52,489 --> 00:23:54,366
Well, Sam, he owes it all to you.
383
00:23:54,657 --> 00:23:56,090
That's right, Mrs. Stephens.
384
00:23:56,574 --> 00:23:58,690
That benefit gave him
the confidence.
385
00:23:58,992 --> 00:24:02,143
No, no. He has the talent.
I just got him started.
386
00:24:02,494 --> 00:24:03,927
And now, ladies and gentlemen.
387
00:24:04,203 --> 00:24:06,876
The world famous violinist,
Louis Gruber.
388
00:24:07,204 --> 00:24:09,877
Oh, doesn't he look handsome?
389
00:24:10,206 --> 00:24:12,879
Except for the chicken soup
on his lapel.
390
00:24:27,295 --> 00:24:28,933
Oh, my stars!
391
00:24:29,255 --> 00:24:30,608
The knickers routine again.
392
00:24:30,881 --> 00:24:32,917
This time, coast-to-coast.
393
00:24:33,215 --> 00:24:35,092
Well, Sam, when's the next benefit?
394
00:24:35,142 --> 00:24:39,692
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