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I'm so sorry I'm late,
but I ran into a slight headwind...
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...on my way back from Paris.
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- Oh, Samantha, the table looks lovely.
- Thank you, Mother.
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- Hi, Mom.
- How are you, Darrin?
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- Darrin?
- The name is unfamiliar to you?
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No, but I thought
it was unfamiliar to you.
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I'll make an agreement with you.
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I'll try to remember your name if you
promise never to call me "Mom."
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Why don't you open the wine, dear.
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May I be of assistance?
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- Mother.
- Yes?
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Darrin can handle it very well
by himself.
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- I thought you agreed to be pleasant.
- Now, don't look at me.
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I find your practical joke
vastly unamusing.
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My practical joke?!
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If you think I had anything to do
with this, you flipped your cork.
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Come now. Come now, you two.
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It must have been a slip-up
at the bottling plant or something.
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What's in the box?
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A little something
I brought for dessert.
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I bought it in Paris this afternoon.
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Mother, I didn't know Maxim's
had a catering service.
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Really, Samantha!
What's got into you?
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- Well, Mother, I didn't do anything.
- Don't try to pin this on Sam.
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It's perfectly obvious to me
who the practical joker is.
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Oh, how dare you? I would never
debase my abilities to do anything...
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- Mother.
- What?
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- Practical joker.
- Well, I fail to see what...
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Oh, no!
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Uncle Arthur.
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Uncle Arthur? Are you in there?
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Sam. Sam, what's going on?
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- I'll explain to you in a moment.
- The serving dish.
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I bet you're right.
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Got you now, Uncle Arthur.
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Forgive me for not rising,
but I'm up to my neck in work.
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Darrin, say hello to Uncle Arthur.
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That's all I need,
a practical-joking warlock.
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I'm sorry. I suppose I should've
told you about Uncle Arthur, but...
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Well, he's sort of the black sheep
of the family.
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I can understand why.
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Do you know, when I was little,
he taught me to make my first pony?
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Honey, I don't care.
I don't want... He what?
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I was only 4.
I couldn't get the spell right.
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I remember I got one horseshoe
and the saddle, but I just couldn't...
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Sam. What are we gonna
do about him?
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Try and put up with his bad jokes
and be nice to him. Please.
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Then I spent the summer hunting
lions with a British expedition.
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One morning I shot a lion
in my pyjamas.
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Now, what he was doing in
my pyjamas, I'll never know.
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- Cream, Darrin?
- Yes, please.
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Help yourself.
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Forgive me.
I just can't help milking a joke.
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I really break you up, don't I?
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Oh, don't be a party poop.
You got it, didn't you, Darrin?
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Your brand of low comedy
always did...
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...appeal to adolescent mentality.
- Mother!
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What do you mean,
"adolescent mentality"?
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- I think it's fairly obvious.
- Now just a minute.
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- I don't see...
- Mother, why don't you try the dessert.
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- It's simply delicious.
- Thank you, dear.
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- I got you that time.
- You certainly did.
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Uncle Arthur, how could you?
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Oh, Mother.
Darrin. Darrin, get a towel.
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It isn't funny.
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Honey, I can't help it. After all,
I have an adolescent mentality.
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So you have.
And you may as well look the part.
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Now then, Ringo.
Laugh your head off!
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Endora, come back!
Sam, make her come back.
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You shouldn't have made fun
of her, Darrin.
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- Mother's very sensitive.
- She's sensitive?
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You promised to make an effort.
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Endora gives you
a real hard time, huh?
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In a word, yes.
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Well, she always was a bit
of a stick in the mud.
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You gotta stand up to her,
young fella.
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No, thanks. I have no desire
to be turned into a toad.
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There's another way to stop her.
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I'll teach you a little magic
of your own.
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No, no, Arthur. I'm mortal.
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Well, nobody's perfect, Darrin.
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Besides, down through history,
many fine people have been humans.
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Look, I just meant I can't
perform magic.
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Sure you can.
Nothing fancy, of course...
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...but enough to give her a jolt
the next time she gets a little nasty.
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No, thanks. There's enough witchcraft
in the family as it is. No offence.
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Please, let me teach you one
little trick. I'm very good with novices.
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No, Arthur. You see, Sam and I
have an agreement. No witchcraft.
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We're going to live
like normal people.
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Your mother-in-law just turned
you into Prince Valiant.
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That's normal living?
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I will not stoop to her methods.
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We're going to cope
with our problems my way.
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Well, while you're at the barber shop,
you better think it over, fella.
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No, Arthur. Absolutely no.
No witchcraft.
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Enjoy your trip?
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- Arthur.
- Did you reconsider?
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Look, once and for all,
no magic lessons.
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- Now stop bothering me!
- Well, if at first you don't succeed...
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...nag, nag, nag.
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Miss Grant, please send the Foster
layout down to the conference room.
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Yes, sir. And Mrs. Stephens
is on three.
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Oh, thank you.
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Hello, honey. I can't talk long.
I have a presentation to make.
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Now, this won't take long, Darrin.
Mother is here.
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I just thought it might be a nice idea
if you said a few words to her.
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He won't apologize.
He still hasn't learned his lesson.
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I heard that. You can tell her I'm not
a child who has to be taught a lesson.
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And what's more, you can tell her that
I can take anything she can dish out.
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Better let me help you.
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Talking to Endora that way
is just asking for trouble.
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Well, I can face any trouble she can
give me like a man, not like a witch.
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And will you please let me cope
with things in my own way?
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Who were you talking to?
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The window washer.
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Are you feeling okay?
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Sure, fine. Let's go.
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Not exactly Jack Be Nimble today,
are you?
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I'll be fine if you'll just
take this off my foot.
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Thanks, Larry.
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That should give you a general idea
of our approach to your campaign.
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Well, Stephens, I like it.
It feels bright, contemporary.
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But I'm not clear on
the television aspect of this thing.
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It's very simple.
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Our commercials will stress
the utility of the EZ-Open Door.
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Our model housewife
will return from shopping...
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...her arms loaded with groceries,
and with just a touch of her finger...
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Just...
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...a slight...
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What is it?
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- It won't open.
- Of course it will.
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What's the matter with you?
Anyone would think you're jinxed.
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Jinxed. Endora!
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- What?
- Never mind.
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You keep working. I'll keep talking.
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Mr. Foster, let me digress
for a moment.
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I would like you to re-examine
the marketing figures.
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- As you can see on this chart, we...
- Got it!
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She's not gonna get away with it.
She's not going to ruin my life.
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Offer's still good. One shot, and
you're the master of your own fate.
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Come on. Just one little spell.
That's all you need.
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All right, I'll do it. When do we start?
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You've already started.
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Now, the spell consists
of two components.
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First, the incantation.
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It's in longhand.
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Sorry, I couldn't resist.
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You said the spell had
two components.
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Correct. The incantation,
which you have...
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...and these.
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A cowbell and a duck call?
Are you putting me on?
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Try to understand, Darrin.
You're only a mortal. No offence.
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00:12:02,892 --> 00:12:06,043
But I don't see how a cowbell
and a duck call is going to...
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00:12:06,395 --> 00:12:10,070
Darrin, for a mortal to work magic,
he needs a little reinforcement.
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In this case, it's sound effects.
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You use the bell and the duck call...
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...at the end of each phrase
of the incantation.
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It's all marked out for you.
Go ahead, try it. Don't be shy.
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No, no.
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Only, Darrin, you chant it.
Remember, it's an incantation.
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I'll do it for you.
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Now you try it.
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- You're not listening.
- I'm not listening? No... I'm sorry.
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I'll play it for you.
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Now, you try.
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That's right. Now once more.
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Wait, hold... Wait. Hold it.
Wait a minute!
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Now, I never heard Sam or Endora
or you ever say anything like that.
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My dear boy, we don't have
to say anything.
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- We have the power.
- Even Aunt Clara doesn't use...
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Look, I don't tell you
about advertising...
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...so don't tell me
about witchcraft, please.
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- Fine.
- I hope so.
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All right, once again.
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And now, we'll add
just a little movement.
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- Cowbell.
- Cowbell.
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Duck call. That's it. Once more.
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Mother, I want you to be gracious
about this.
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I think it's very big of Darrin
to apologize to you...
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...after all you've done to him.
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What have I done to him?
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If you'd like me to start
at the beginning...
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...on our wedding night, you put him
in the hotel lobby in his pyjamas.
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- Then...
- I mean recently.
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- How recently?
- Well, we won't go into that.
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Oh, now, Mother.
You must've done something.
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Darrin hasn't been himself all day.
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Oh, how fortunate for you.
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- Mother.
- Well, all right. All right.
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If he's willing to admit that his
behaviour has been atrocious...
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...I guess I can forgive and forget.
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You really think I can
make this spell work?
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I guarantee it. You're easily the most
talented mortal pupil I've ever had.
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Now get in there and yaga-zoozie.
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You're right. The minute she opens
her mouth to make one nasty remark...
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...I'm gonna let her have it.
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- You're not coming in?
- Oh, I better not.
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If Endora even suspected
that I've been training you...
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...she'd nullify the spell
even before you got started.
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- I guess you're right.
- I'll be in here rooting for you, kid.
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Here we go.
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- Good evening, Endora.
- Hello, Dexter.
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Darrin. The name is Darrin.
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I distinctly heard something jingle.
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Did you now?
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I heard it again.
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So did I.
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Never mind. It's probably the rattling
of someone's adolescent mentality.
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Darrin, you said you'd apologize.
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Oh, and I will, sweetheart.
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From now on,
no more Mr. Nice Guy.
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- All right, that's it! You've asked for it.
- Darrin.
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Sam, it's time your mother
and I had this out.
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- You've victimized me for the last time.
- Be careful, Tinker Bell.
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Or what? You'll do what, huh?
You'll do what?
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Oh, you heard a jingle, huh?
Well, would you like to see it?
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Well, I have it right here.
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There. How's that? And that's not all.
How about this?
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- How do you like that?
- You want a musical critique?
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You're never gonna
laugh at me again.
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Darrin, what are you doing?
You said...
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Don't try to stop me, Sam. She's been
asking for this for a long time.
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00:17:11,550 --> 00:17:13,108
Mother, have you been
asking for that?
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No, but I rather like it.
It swings.
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Zoozie high!
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Zoozie low!
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Darrin, what's wrong?
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- You're supposed to vanish.
- But I don't want to vanish.
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I want to stay and see what you're
going to do for your next number.
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I...
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I shouldn't have listened to him.
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I just shouldn't have listened to him.
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I should never have listened to him.
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Something's terribly wrong.
235
00:18:07,942 --> 00:18:10,058
Darrin?
236
00:18:30,424 --> 00:18:33,143
And he went for it all the way.
237
00:18:33,469 --> 00:18:37,906
Uncle Arthur. Did you have something
to do with the way Darrin acted?
238
00:18:38,975 --> 00:18:44,049
Best... Best joke I ever pulled.
Taught him magic spell.
239
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With cowbells.
240
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Didn't that break you up?
241
00:18:57,703 --> 00:18:59,694
No, Uncle Arthur, it didn't.
242
00:19:00,206 --> 00:19:04,119
I'll kill him! That's what I'll do!
I'll kill him!
243
00:19:04,502 --> 00:19:06,333
For once,
I'm in sympathy with you...
244
00:19:06,629 --> 00:19:08,108
...but you'd never get away with it.
245
00:19:08,381 --> 00:19:11,214
He plotted the whole thing,
and I was fool enough to fall for it.
246
00:19:11,551 --> 00:19:15,544
The chair, the door, the wastebasket!
I'll kill him with my bare hands!
247
00:19:15,931 --> 00:19:18,650
I think I have a more
practical solution.
248
00:19:18,976 --> 00:19:20,694
- Poison?
- Yeah, yeah.
249
00:19:20,978 --> 00:19:22,457
You'll have to help, Mother.
250
00:19:22,730 --> 00:19:27,326
We're going to cure Uncle Arthur
of his practical jokes once and for all.
251
00:19:28,152 --> 00:19:30,825
You mean, you're willing
to try it again?
252
00:19:31,155 --> 00:19:33,146
Yes. When the spell didn't work
the first time...
253
00:19:33,449 --> 00:19:36,202
...I went upstairs and practiced.
And suddenly I felt...
254
00:19:36,536 --> 00:19:40,211
Well, I felt this power. I know I can
make the spell work this time.
255
00:19:40,582 --> 00:19:43,972
Oh, that's crackerjack. When Endora
walks in, let her have it again.
256
00:19:44,336 --> 00:19:47,248
Oh, stop it, Uncle Arthur.
Tell Darrin the truth.
257
00:19:47,589 --> 00:19:49,784
Admit you can't teach witchcraft
to a mortal.
258
00:19:50,092 --> 00:19:51,445
Samantha, please.
259
00:19:51,718 --> 00:19:54,357
Do you want to destroy this
boy's confidence? Ignore her.
260
00:19:54,680 --> 00:19:57,592
It's all right, sweetheart.
I've got the power. I can feel it in here.
261
00:19:57,933 --> 00:19:59,571
Kid, you've got a lot of heart.
262
00:19:59,977 --> 00:20:04,448
Well, well, well. Hello, Dexter.
Back for an encore, eh?
263
00:20:07,360 --> 00:20:11,114
Enjoy your moment, Endora.
I'm through toying with you. This is it.
264
00:20:11,489 --> 00:20:16,279
- Oh, Darrin, not again.
- Stand aside. I have the power now.
265
00:20:16,703 --> 00:20:21,572
Prepare yourself, Endora.
I'm going to turn you into a parrot.
266
00:20:22,000 --> 00:20:24,560
Oh, a parrot. This is splendid.
267
00:20:44,691 --> 00:20:46,204
He did it.
268
00:20:46,818 --> 00:20:49,127
He did... Did it?
269
00:20:51,156 --> 00:20:52,953
But he can't.
270
00:20:56,620 --> 00:20:59,578
You can't. I mean, you couldn't.
271
00:20:59,915 --> 00:21:01,667
I mean...
272
00:21:04,211 --> 00:21:06,930
I mean, just don't stand there
like a ninny! Bring back Endora!
273
00:21:07,757 --> 00:21:10,271
Make him bring her back, Sammie,
before this gets serious.
274
00:21:10,593 --> 00:21:14,711
Well, it is serious. Darrin cast a spell
and only he can remove it.
275
00:21:15,098 --> 00:21:17,293
But he can't,
because he doesn't know how.
276
00:21:17,600 --> 00:21:22,151
Oh, Uncle Arthur, because of your
practical jokes, Mother's a bird.
277
00:21:23,690 --> 00:21:25,760
Hello, Durwood. Hello, Dexter.
278
00:21:27,736 --> 00:21:29,931
Darrin, you don't realize
what you've done.
279
00:21:30,239 --> 00:21:32,116
Endora can stay inside
that parrot forever...
280
00:21:32,408 --> 00:21:34,205
...unless you bring her
back immediately.
281
00:21:34,660 --> 00:21:36,491
I don't see what you're
so concerned about.
282
00:21:36,787 --> 00:21:40,018
- You don't like her either.
- Of course I like her. I love her!
283
00:21:41,125 --> 00:21:43,719
Love her. Love that parrot.
284
00:21:46,047 --> 00:21:47,605
Oh, it's pathetic.
285
00:21:47,882 --> 00:21:50,476
I don't get it. You said yourself
she was an interfering...
286
00:21:50,802 --> 00:21:53,191
Oh, never mind what I said.
She's family.
287
00:21:53,513 --> 00:21:55,071
Now please bring her back.
288
00:21:57,935 --> 00:21:59,732
Please?
289
00:22:02,398 --> 00:22:05,674
Hold tight, Endora.
I won't let this happen to you.
290
00:22:07,361 --> 00:22:09,352
Now bring her back.
291
00:22:09,947 --> 00:22:13,098
- Will you help, Uncle Arthur?
- Of course. Anything. Anything.
292
00:22:13,493 --> 00:22:16,246
Will you stop playing those
dreadful jokes?
293
00:22:16,579 --> 00:22:18,376
Yes. Any...
294
00:22:19,457 --> 00:22:21,209
Endora! But you...
295
00:22:21,501 --> 00:22:24,538
I didn't know you cared, Arthur.
296
00:22:30,677 --> 00:22:34,465
It was all a joke.
Well, it's not very funny.
297
00:22:34,932 --> 00:22:38,004
That's the point.
We had to do it, Uncle Arthur.
298
00:22:40,104 --> 00:22:43,494
Okay, Sammie,
I guess I had it coming.
299
00:22:43,858 --> 00:22:46,372
No more practical jokes, eh, Arthur?
300
00:22:46,694 --> 00:22:50,004
I just went on the wagon
two minutes ago.
301
00:22:56,454 --> 00:22:59,605
A little going-away present.
302
00:23:00,459 --> 00:23:02,370
Go ahead, open it.
303
00:23:02,669 --> 00:23:03,863
Uncle Arthur, you wouldn't.
304
00:23:04,338 --> 00:23:06,408
Oh, now, Sammie,
how could you think such a thing?
305
00:23:06,715 --> 00:23:10,151
No, you taught me my lesson
last night. No more jokes.
306
00:23:10,511 --> 00:23:13,071
I'm a changed warlock.
307
00:23:13,764 --> 00:23:17,723
Oh, Uncle Arthur, it's beautiful!
Thank you.
308
00:23:18,478 --> 00:23:20,912
Please, no emotion. I cry easily.
309
00:23:21,231 --> 00:23:23,426
Darrin.
310
00:23:31,616 --> 00:23:33,652
Oh, golf balls.
311
00:23:34,328 --> 00:23:37,764
Well, thank you, Arthur.
I can always use these.
312
00:23:39,708 --> 00:23:41,858
Didn't forget you, Endora.
313
00:23:43,921 --> 00:23:47,357
Arthur. You shouldn't have.
It wasn't necessary to get me a gift.
314
00:23:47,717 --> 00:23:51,312
No, I wanted to give you
something to remember me by.
315
00:23:56,059 --> 00:24:01,133
Opera glasses. Oh, Arthur!
316
00:24:01,565 --> 00:24:05,558
- Oh, they're just exquisite.
- They're darling.
317
00:24:06,737 --> 00:24:09,809
I can hardly wait to use them
at La Scala.
318
00:24:19,792 --> 00:24:22,306
Uncle Arthur,
you promised you wouldn't.
319
00:24:23,254 --> 00:24:24,403
I know. I lied.
320
00:24:28,468 --> 00:24:30,902
Okay, so I'll taper off.
321
00:24:30,952 --> 00:24:35,502
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