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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,804 --> 00:00:04,474 (BIRDS CHIRPING OUTSIDE) 2 00:00:07,047 --> 00:00:10,399 (DOG BARKING IN DISTANCE) 3 00:00:13,756 --> 00:00:16,984 Uh, this one is a haiku and a half. 4 00:00:17,019 --> 00:00:19,987 "As I counted the bracelets" 5 00:00:20,022 --> 00:00:23,416 "on my dying mother's wrist," 6 00:00:23,426 --> 00:00:26,914 "it was as if I was counting..." 7 00:00:29,665 --> 00:00:31,565 "her pain." 8 00:00:34,107 --> 00:00:37,771 (SCATTERED APPLAUSE) 9 00:00:37,807 --> 00:00:39,506 Thank you. 10 00:00:39,542 --> 00:00:41,141 Thank you. 11 00:00:41,177 --> 00:00:43,077 WOMAN: Congratulations, Joy. 12 00:00:43,112 --> 00:00:44,611 - Oh... - (WOMEN WHOOPING) 13 00:00:44,647 --> 00:00:46,647 Thank you, thank you. 14 00:00:46,682 --> 00:00:48,649 Oh, that was really intense. 15 00:00:48,684 --> 00:00:50,482 (SIGHS) 16 00:00:52,008 --> 00:00:53,587 How do you know Joy? 17 00:00:53,622 --> 00:00:55,823 Oh, uh, college. 18 00:00:55,858 --> 00:00:57,156 Cool. 19 00:00:58,218 --> 00:00:59,375 I don't really know her. 20 00:00:59,385 --> 00:01:02,663 I-I just got an e-mail saying she needed some support. 21 00:01:03,350 --> 00:01:04,697 Cool. 22 00:01:05,281 --> 00:01:07,201 ROBIN: You have any kids? 23 00:01:07,236 --> 00:01:09,369 SAM: Oh, I have three daughters. 24 00:01:09,405 --> 00:01:11,271 ROBIN: You're married? 25 00:01:11,307 --> 00:01:12,742 SAM: Divorced. 26 00:01:13,409 --> 00:01:14,409 Me, too. 27 00:01:16,154 --> 00:01:17,945 You have kids? 28 00:01:17,980 --> 00:01:20,134 I have a daughter, yeah. 29 00:01:21,585 --> 00:01:23,762 And how often do you see her? 30 00:01:25,079 --> 00:01:26,380 Every day. 31 00:01:27,129 --> 00:01:29,223 How does that work? 32 00:01:29,233 --> 00:01:31,258 Well, I-I'm raising her. 33 00:01:31,293 --> 00:01:32,826 Oh. 34 00:01:32,861 --> 00:01:34,561 Her mom died? 35 00:01:34,597 --> 00:01:35,729 (CHUCKLES) No. No. 36 00:01:35,764 --> 00:01:37,164 She's-she's very much alive. 37 00:01:37,199 --> 00:01:38,569 After our divorce, 38 00:01:38,579 --> 00:01:40,834 I moved to a house about a half a mile away, 39 00:01:40,869 --> 00:01:42,469 as close as I could get to our house, 40 00:01:42,504 --> 00:01:43,937 so that I could be near our daughter, 41 00:01:43,973 --> 00:01:45,439 but then her mom met somebody 42 00:01:45,474 --> 00:01:46,907 and they moved very far away, 43 00:01:46,942 --> 00:01:49,576 and she has a whole other life now. 44 00:01:49,612 --> 00:01:52,512 And she decided... 45 00:01:52,548 --> 00:01:56,483 not to raise my daughter, so I'm doing it on my own. 46 00:01:57,208 --> 00:01:59,319 And how's that going? 47 00:01:59,355 --> 00:02:00,520 Pretty bad. 48 00:02:00,556 --> 00:02:01,897 (CHUCKLES) 49 00:02:01,907 --> 00:02:04,057 Like your life, I guess. Subtract two. 50 00:02:06,729 --> 00:02:08,262 Nice. 51 00:02:08,297 --> 00:02:10,264 ("EVERYTHING IS NEW" BY BRIANA MARELA PLAYING) 52 00:02:10,299 --> 00:02:14,396 (SINGERS VOCALIZING ETHEREAL MUSIC) 53 00:02:18,106 --> 00:02:23,073 ? ? 54 00:02:29,446 --> 00:02:34,339 ? ? 55 00:02:36,688 --> 00:02:37,891 (DOOR OPENS) 56 00:02:37,926 --> 00:02:39,293 Mom, did you or did you not say 57 00:02:39,328 --> 00:02:41,561 that I could have the minivan when I turn 16? 58 00:02:41,597 --> 00:02:42,863 Mom? Hi, Mommy. 59 00:02:42,898 --> 00:02:44,197 Can we spend time together today? 60 00:02:44,233 --> 00:02:46,667 Mom, no fair. What are you gonna do? 61 00:02:46,702 --> 00:02:48,168 My God, Frankie, stop pretending like 62 00:02:48,203 --> 00:02:50,588 everything is a conspiracy against you. 63 00:02:50,828 --> 00:02:52,639 FRANKIE: I don't want the minivan anyway. 64 00:02:52,675 --> 00:02:55,842 I want a blue Mercedes, where all the windows go down. 65 00:02:55,878 --> 00:02:58,406 Like, open windows. I think it's so cute. 66 00:02:58,416 --> 00:03:01,181 MAX: Oh, and you think she's just gonna buy one for you? 67 00:03:01,216 --> 00:03:02,916 FRANKIE: No, but, I mean, like, if she wants one, 68 00:03:02,951 --> 00:03:04,217 then I could also drive it. 69 00:03:04,253 --> 00:03:05,607 MAX: Don't you like him? 70 00:03:05,617 --> 00:03:07,888 FRANKIE: Ew, no. He's my teacher. 71 00:03:07,923 --> 00:03:09,617 MAX: He's a student teacher. He's hot. 72 00:03:09,627 --> 00:03:14,194 - ? When everything ? - (GIRLS CONTINUE CHATTERING) 73 00:03:14,229 --> 00:03:17,364 ? Is new ? 74 00:03:17,399 --> 00:03:18,832 MAX: He has an eclectic style... 75 00:03:18,867 --> 00:03:20,934 (SINGERS VOCALIZING) 76 00:03:20,969 --> 00:03:23,383 MAX: He's quirky. I like it. 77 00:03:23,393 --> 00:03:25,238 FRANKIE: That's so weird, Max. 78 00:03:25,274 --> 00:03:26,740 MAX: Well, who do you have a crush on? 79 00:03:26,775 --> 00:03:28,332 You have a crush on the weirdest people. 80 00:03:28,342 --> 00:03:30,210 - FRANKIE: Excuse you? - MAX: Excuse me. 81 00:03:30,245 --> 00:03:31,912 FRANKIE: Like, you have a crush on my teacher. 82 00:03:31,947 --> 00:03:33,680 That's nasty. Your student teacher. 83 00:03:33,716 --> 00:03:35,015 He's not even your teacher, and he's hot. 84 00:03:35,050 --> 00:03:36,708 FRANKIE: You think with your vagina. 85 00:03:36,718 --> 00:03:37,895 MAX: That's rude. 86 00:03:37,905 --> 00:03:39,182 FRANKIE: Yeah, and it's unfortunate, 87 00:03:39,192 --> 00:03:40,354 because your vagina is stupid 88 00:03:40,389 --> 00:03:42,022 and maybe the only part of your body 89 00:03:42,057 --> 00:03:43,256 that's dumber than your brain. 90 00:03:43,292 --> 00:03:45,258 MAX: Okay, like your vagina is a genius. 91 00:03:45,294 --> 00:03:47,294 FRANKIE: My vagina is going to invent a car 92 00:03:47,329 --> 00:03:48,462 that runs on water. 93 00:03:48,497 --> 00:03:49,896 MAX: Congratulations. 94 00:03:49,932 --> 00:03:52,299 FRANKIE: Thank you. Max, you have a shot. 95 00:03:52,334 --> 00:03:53,533 When you turn 18, it won't make a difference. 96 00:03:53,569 --> 00:03:55,035 I'll get ordained and marry you. 97 00:03:55,070 --> 00:03:56,470 MAX: You would do that? 98 00:03:56,505 --> 00:03:57,986 FRANKIE: Yes, but I'll get ordained as a Satanist, 99 00:03:57,996 --> 00:03:59,976 and you have to give me your firstborn 100 00:03:59,986 --> 00:04:02,610 - so I can drink its blood. - MAX: Yeah, okay, I'd do that. 101 00:04:02,620 --> 00:04:04,244 For Mr. Thompson, yeah. 102 00:04:04,279 --> 00:04:05,412 FRANKIE: So it's settled. 103 00:04:05,447 --> 00:04:06,913 MAX: Yes, it is. 104 00:04:06,949 --> 00:04:08,582 Does it have to be my firstborn? 105 00:04:08,617 --> 00:04:10,217 - FRANKIE: Yes. - MAX: Can I give you my husband? 106 00:04:10,252 --> 00:04:11,485 FRANKIE: No. 107 00:04:11,520 --> 00:04:12,819 MAX: All right, whatever... 108 00:04:14,038 --> 00:04:16,257 Why would you post that, though? 109 00:04:16,267 --> 00:04:18,147 (FRANKIE AND MAX LAUGHING) 110 00:04:18,157 --> 00:04:20,242 Okay, so you hit the vape too hard. 111 00:04:21,263 --> 00:04:24,297 ? Is now, is now. ? 112 00:04:24,333 --> 00:04:26,299 (SINGERS VOCALIZING) 113 00:04:26,335 --> 00:04:31,738 ? Mother, you had me ? 114 00:04:31,774 --> 00:04:36,193 ? But I never had you ? 115 00:04:36,478 --> 00:04:39,485 ? ? 116 00:04:40,697 --> 00:04:44,273 ? I wanted you ? 117 00:04:46,862 --> 00:04:50,457 ? You didn't want me. ? 118 00:04:50,936 --> 00:04:53,569 - Synced and corrected by AngMeng - - www.addic7ed.com - 119 00:04:53,862 --> 00:04:55,796 MAN: Stop! Let's go this way. 120 00:04:55,831 --> 00:04:57,497 MAN 2: That's what you said before! 121 00:04:57,533 --> 00:04:58,939 I'm not going! 122 00:04:58,949 --> 00:05:00,367 (HIGH-PITCHED) Don't be stupid. 123 00:05:00,402 --> 00:05:01,662 At least not now! 124 00:05:01,672 --> 00:05:03,537 You'd better be right! 125 00:05:03,572 --> 00:05:04,838 (SOBBING) Oh, come on. 126 00:05:04,873 --> 00:05:06,039 This way! 127 00:05:06,074 --> 00:05:08,341 (YELLS) For crying in Pete's face, 128 00:05:08,377 --> 00:05:10,417 just come on! 129 00:05:10,821 --> 00:05:13,847 (GROANS LOUDLY) 130 00:05:13,882 --> 00:05:16,808 (BOTH SCREAMING) 131 00:05:17,346 --> 00:05:19,935 (GROANS) Get out of my cave! 132 00:05:19,945 --> 00:05:21,721 I told you! 133 00:05:21,757 --> 00:05:24,624 (GROANS LOUDLY) 134 00:05:26,123 --> 00:05:27,459 Hmm? 135 00:05:27,469 --> 00:05:29,494 - Lightning in a bottle. - Hitler. 136 00:05:29,504 --> 00:05:30,721 - (LAUGHS) - If it ain't broke, 137 00:05:30,731 --> 00:05:32,811 - don't fix it, right? - He's only got one ball! 138 00:05:33,619 --> 00:05:34,868 - Are we good? - (WHOOPS) 139 00:05:34,903 --> 00:05:36,069 (PAGE TURNS) 140 00:05:36,104 --> 00:05:38,171 This is torture. 141 00:05:38,207 --> 00:05:40,707 Max, you have to drive. 142 00:05:40,742 --> 00:05:42,709 You need a license, you have to wait in line. 143 00:05:42,744 --> 00:05:44,344 Yeah, I have to drive? 144 00:05:45,012 --> 00:05:47,581 My friends and I couldn't wait to do this 145 00:05:47,616 --> 00:05:49,483 - the second we turned 15. - Blah, blah. 146 00:05:49,518 --> 00:05:50,817 And the phones, they were really big 147 00:05:50,853 --> 00:05:52,586 and they stayed in your house. 148 00:05:53,459 --> 00:05:54,790 Oh, my God. 149 00:05:55,434 --> 00:05:56,944 We both suck. 150 00:05:58,514 --> 00:06:01,027 Can't we just go to Dollar Bag and get Jolly Ranchers? 151 00:06:01,063 --> 00:06:02,329 Forward, Max. 152 00:06:02,364 --> 00:06:04,731 Your life needs to move forward. 153 00:06:05,136 --> 00:06:07,567 (PHONE VIBRATES) 154 00:06:08,248 --> 00:06:09,736 Hi. Hi. 155 00:06:09,771 --> 00:06:11,013 ROBIN: Hi. 156 00:06:11,023 --> 00:06:12,172 Is it okay that I'm calling? 157 00:06:12,207 --> 00:06:14,719 Well, I did give you my number. 158 00:06:15,410 --> 00:06:16,610 How are you? 159 00:06:16,645 --> 00:06:17,744 I'm good. 160 00:06:17,779 --> 00:06:19,079 Yeah, I'm good. 161 00:06:19,852 --> 00:06:21,648 So, this is, 162 00:06:22,396 --> 00:06:23,703 uh... 163 00:06:23,713 --> 00:06:25,752 I'm gonna take a big swing right now. 164 00:06:25,787 --> 00:06:27,952 Uh, go for it. 165 00:06:27,962 --> 00:06:29,189 Yeah? 166 00:06:29,224 --> 00:06:30,757 Yeah. Hi. What? 167 00:06:30,792 --> 00:06:32,392 I was planning on going 168 00:06:32,427 --> 00:06:34,227 up to El Cevitas this weekend. 169 00:06:34,263 --> 00:06:36,029 Mia has an overnight with her school 170 00:06:36,064 --> 00:06:38,231 so I'm going away. 171 00:06:38,267 --> 00:06:39,533 So... 172 00:06:39,568 --> 00:06:41,401 I'm going to invite you to come with me, 173 00:06:41,436 --> 00:06:43,069 to spend the weekend with me in El Cevitas, 174 00:06:43,105 --> 00:06:44,885 and we can taste some wine 175 00:06:45,678 --> 00:06:47,107 or look at some art, 176 00:06:47,142 --> 00:06:50,310 uh, have some great food, 177 00:06:50,345 --> 00:06:52,438 and... yeah. 178 00:06:52,902 --> 00:06:55,146 Yeah, big, big weekend. 179 00:06:56,268 --> 00:06:58,251 Asking you to spend the weekend, so... 180 00:06:58,287 --> 00:06:59,586 big swing. 181 00:06:59,621 --> 00:07:01,121 Yeah. 182 00:07:01,156 --> 00:07:03,924 That is a big swing there, chief. 183 00:07:03,959 --> 00:07:06,226 You know what, I like you. 184 00:07:06,261 --> 00:07:10,130 I know it's-it's early for me to be asking you 185 00:07:10,819 --> 00:07:12,043 to go away with me, 186 00:07:13,046 --> 00:07:14,886 but I'm doing it because... 187 00:07:15,455 --> 00:07:16,903 I like you that much. 188 00:07:16,939 --> 00:07:19,606 Uh, I just feel like we got off 189 00:07:19,641 --> 00:07:22,651 on such an unconventional foot here and... 190 00:07:23,280 --> 00:07:25,763 I already had this trip planned 191 00:07:25,773 --> 00:07:29,474 and I don't want to wait until next weekend to see you again, 192 00:07:30,492 --> 00:07:33,645 uh, because I... (SIGHS) 193 00:07:33,655 --> 00:07:35,355 I'm gonna stop there. 194 00:07:35,390 --> 00:07:38,825 Just, if you want to come, please do. 195 00:07:38,860 --> 00:07:40,160 You're invited. 196 00:07:40,195 --> 00:07:41,361 And also... 197 00:07:41,396 --> 00:07:43,163 - (LINE BEEPS) - Wait, what? 198 00:07:43,706 --> 00:07:45,057 Did you hear what I said? 199 00:07:45,067 --> 00:07:46,624 - (LINE BEEPS) - Hold on. 200 00:08:01,850 --> 00:08:04,217 Um, I need to think about it. 201 00:08:04,252 --> 00:08:05,485 Is that okay? 202 00:08:05,520 --> 00:08:07,320 Yeah. More than okay. 203 00:08:07,356 --> 00:08:08,788 - Really? - Yes. 204 00:08:08,824 --> 00:08:11,491 I'd be weirded out if you said yes right away. 205 00:08:11,526 --> 00:08:13,560 (LAUGHS) What? 206 00:08:13,595 --> 00:08:16,162 No, I mean, you know, please go ahead. 207 00:08:16,198 --> 00:08:18,398 - Talk to your girlfriends about it. - Ew. 208 00:08:18,433 --> 00:08:19,710 Or don't. 209 00:08:19,720 --> 00:08:22,502 - However you want to... - Okay. I'll... 210 00:08:22,537 --> 00:08:24,557 I'll call you later, okay? 211 00:08:24,567 --> 00:08:26,706 Yes. Yes, okay. 212 00:08:26,742 --> 00:08:27,833 Good. 213 00:08:28,510 --> 00:08:29,809 Okay. 214 00:08:29,845 --> 00:08:31,011 Hey. 215 00:08:31,589 --> 00:08:32,879 Yeah? 216 00:08:32,914 --> 00:08:34,414 That was nice. 217 00:08:34,449 --> 00:08:35,973 Thank you for asking. 218 00:08:36,572 --> 00:08:37,814 I like it... 219 00:08:38,846 --> 00:08:40,720 how you asked. 220 00:08:40,756 --> 00:08:41,821 Okay. 221 00:08:42,931 --> 00:08:43,990 Bye. 222 00:08:46,294 --> 00:08:48,328 (EXHALES) 223 00:08:48,719 --> 00:08:50,069 Good move, buddy. 224 00:08:51,921 --> 00:08:53,131 Good move. 225 00:08:53,849 --> 00:08:55,285 Good move. 226 00:08:57,406 --> 00:08:59,101 Ooh. 227 00:09:06,782 --> 00:09:09,749 Oh, my God, we're not going back in there, are... 228 00:09:10,597 --> 00:09:11,913 (GROANS) 229 00:09:12,208 --> 00:09:13,750 We're estranged now. 230 00:09:13,760 --> 00:09:15,709 One year, she made me flaming cherries jubilee. 231 00:09:15,744 --> 00:09:17,675 It was really good. 232 00:09:17,685 --> 00:09:19,545 I can't even remember what we fought about. 233 00:09:19,580 --> 00:09:21,313 I don't know. 234 00:09:21,349 --> 00:09:25,518 I just feel like I still have a lot of stuff left to do. 235 00:09:25,553 --> 00:09:27,253 I can't believe it's my birthday. 236 00:09:27,288 --> 00:09:29,689 It was really sweet of you guys to take me out. 237 00:09:29,724 --> 00:09:31,857 I can't believe I'm old enough to drink. 238 00:09:31,893 --> 00:09:33,465 (LAUGHS) 239 00:09:35,062 --> 00:09:36,495 What's going on with you? 240 00:09:36,530 --> 00:09:39,431 Huh? Nothing. 241 00:09:39,466 --> 00:09:40,836 Nothing. 242 00:09:41,614 --> 00:09:43,833 Hi. Happy birthday. 243 00:09:43,843 --> 00:09:45,175 - Yay, birthday! - Thank you. 244 00:09:45,185 --> 00:09:46,626 JOY: This is such a great birthday. 245 00:09:46,636 --> 00:09:48,068 - Yay! - TRESSA: We love you. 246 00:09:48,078 --> 00:09:50,008 - Thank you. - Thank you. 247 00:09:50,044 --> 00:09:51,343 TRESSA: Mazel. 248 00:09:51,946 --> 00:09:53,812 - Oh. - Mmm. 249 00:09:53,848 --> 00:09:55,647 - I'm tipsy. - (LAUGHS) 250 00:09:55,683 --> 00:09:57,103 - (LAUGHING) - Aw. 251 00:09:57,113 --> 00:09:58,684 Bye, honey, love you. 252 00:09:58,719 --> 00:10:00,419 Bye. I love you, too. 253 00:10:00,454 --> 00:10:02,354 (ENGINE STARTS) 254 00:10:05,126 --> 00:10:06,346 Hi. 255 00:10:06,900 --> 00:10:07,985 Hi. 256 00:10:07,995 --> 00:10:10,479 Uh, I would, uh... 257 00:10:11,048 --> 00:10:13,832 I would like to join you this weekend. 258 00:10:13,842 --> 00:10:15,764 Um, very much so. 259 00:10:15,774 --> 00:10:19,385 So, uh, just wanted to say that, okay? 260 00:10:19,395 --> 00:10:21,929 I'm, uh, hanging up now. 261 00:10:22,636 --> 00:10:23,809 Bye. 262 00:10:25,947 --> 00:10:27,613 Where are you going? 263 00:10:27,648 --> 00:10:29,482 I'm packing. 264 00:10:29,517 --> 00:10:32,151 - Mom, where are you going? - Bitch, I'm going to the moon. 265 00:10:32,186 --> 00:10:34,340 My God, Mom, that's so offensive. 266 00:10:34,350 --> 00:10:36,122 I'm so fat. 267 00:10:36,157 --> 00:10:37,156 Can't believe I have a boyfriend. 268 00:10:37,191 --> 00:10:39,325 - Who's staying with us? - Stay with us what? 269 00:10:39,360 --> 00:10:41,327 - Susie. - Mom, no way. 270 00:10:41,362 --> 00:10:42,661 Wait, where are you going? 271 00:10:42,697 --> 00:10:44,130 She's going to the moon, bitch. 272 00:10:44,165 --> 00:10:45,464 Shut up, Frankie. 273 00:10:45,500 --> 00:10:46,932 Mom, Mom, we don't need Susie. 274 00:10:46,968 --> 00:10:48,300 I can watch everyone. 275 00:10:48,336 --> 00:10:50,236 No, Mom, don't leave us with Susie. She sucks. 276 00:10:50,271 --> 00:10:52,238 And don't leave us with Max. She's so much worse. 277 00:10:52,273 --> 00:10:53,305 SAM: Fine. 278 00:10:53,341 --> 00:10:55,841 Then no one's coming. I don't care. 279 00:10:55,877 --> 00:10:57,643 Can I have a couple friends over? Not a party. 280 00:10:57,678 --> 00:10:58,911 I don't care. 281 00:10:58,946 --> 00:11:00,246 Run away while I'm gone. 282 00:11:00,281 --> 00:11:02,481 I don't care about any of it. 283 00:11:02,517 --> 00:11:04,583 There's nothing in this house that's worth anything to me, 284 00:11:04,619 --> 00:11:05,985 except the art. 285 00:11:06,020 --> 00:11:07,987 Don't mess with my paintings. Good-bye. 286 00:11:08,022 --> 00:11:09,421 MAX: Mom, I don't get what your problem is. 287 00:11:09,457 --> 00:11:10,656 You're my problem. 288 00:11:10,691 --> 00:11:12,758 You're insane. 289 00:11:12,794 --> 00:11:14,193 Why'd you say "I'm going to the moon, bitch"? 290 00:11:14,228 --> 00:11:15,995 FRANKIE: I don't know. She said it to me. 291 00:11:16,030 --> 00:11:17,663 MAX: Mom, you're not serious, are you? 292 00:11:17,698 --> 00:11:19,265 FRANKIE: Mom, you still have to take me to Chloe's house 293 00:11:19,300 --> 00:11:20,669 - on Saturday. - What are you doing at Chloe's? 294 00:11:20,679 --> 00:11:21,746 I just want to know. 295 00:11:21,756 --> 00:11:23,628 What are you gonna do with your friends? 296 00:11:23,638 --> 00:11:25,204 Mom, this is child abandonment. 297 00:11:25,239 --> 00:11:26,772 We're like orphans now. 298 00:11:26,808 --> 00:11:28,541 I don't care. 299 00:11:28,576 --> 00:11:30,109 You guys can move out 300 00:11:30,144 --> 00:11:32,241 and get an apartment together when I'm gone. 301 00:11:32,251 --> 00:11:33,445 Seriously. 302 00:11:33,481 --> 00:11:35,481 I'll cosign the lease right now to make that happen. 303 00:11:35,516 --> 00:11:37,449 MAX: Oh, my God, Mom, it is so mean 304 00:11:37,485 --> 00:11:38,784 that you're saying that to me, Mom. 305 00:11:38,820 --> 00:11:40,619 Wait, Mom. Mom, did you mean it? 306 00:11:40,655 --> 00:11:42,841 I want to get an apartment. 307 00:11:42,851 --> 00:11:44,456 Mom! 308 00:11:44,492 --> 00:11:45,724 Mom! 309 00:11:47,921 --> 00:11:49,297 (CAR ALARM CHIRPS) 310 00:11:51,833 --> 00:11:53,876 (TIRES SCREECH) 311 00:11:56,771 --> 00:11:58,070 Yoo-hoo! 312 00:11:58,105 --> 00:12:00,573 (STAMMERS) 313 00:12:09,521 --> 00:12:13,122 So, what do you do when you have a minute to yourself? 314 00:12:13,158 --> 00:12:15,291 Oh. 315 00:12:15,326 --> 00:12:17,260 I drink alcohol and I sleep. 316 00:12:17,295 --> 00:12:18,455 (LAUGHS) 317 00:12:18,465 --> 00:12:21,330 If I have two minutes, I watch murder shows on cable. 318 00:12:21,366 --> 00:12:25,268 Oh. Murder like Law & Order or murder like real murder? 319 00:12:25,303 --> 00:12:27,770 Oh, no, only ever real murder. 320 00:12:27,806 --> 00:12:31,074 I could jack off to real people being murdered for hours. 321 00:12:31,109 --> 00:12:33,176 Why do you like murder so much? 322 00:12:33,892 --> 00:12:34,944 I don't know. 323 00:12:34,979 --> 00:12:37,613 I, uh, fantasize about being murdered. 324 00:12:37,649 --> 00:12:39,352 You do? 325 00:12:39,362 --> 00:12:40,917 Yeah. 326 00:12:40,952 --> 00:12:44,053 I mean, it feels like I'm being murdered every day 327 00:12:44,089 --> 00:12:46,956 in a vague way that no one could prosecute anyone for, 328 00:12:46,991 --> 00:12:49,125 so when I see these stories 329 00:12:49,160 --> 00:12:51,661 about the lady who gets her head chopped off, 330 00:12:51,696 --> 00:12:53,463 and they find hairs on the guy's knife 331 00:12:53,498 --> 00:12:54,931 and he gets put away for life, 332 00:12:54,966 --> 00:12:57,433 that's, like, very satisfying, you know? 333 00:12:58,029 --> 00:12:59,029 Nope. 334 00:12:59,971 --> 00:13:01,504 No? You don't get it. 335 00:13:01,539 --> 00:13:02,939 - (LAUGHING) - No, I get it. I do. 336 00:13:02,974 --> 00:13:05,041 - (LAUGHING) I do. Sorry. - You... come on. 337 00:13:05,076 --> 00:13:06,776 (BOTH LAUGHING) 338 00:13:07,350 --> 00:13:08,611 Oh. 339 00:13:08,646 --> 00:13:12,882 Yeah, the year that, uh, Mia's mom took off was really bad. 340 00:13:13,545 --> 00:13:15,877 - Yeah. - Yeah, really, really bad. 341 00:13:16,702 --> 00:13:19,455 I had a cool job, but the money wasn't huge, 342 00:13:19,491 --> 00:13:21,491 so I had to quit it so I could concentrate more 343 00:13:21,501 --> 00:13:24,293 on earning and-and raising her. 344 00:13:24,329 --> 00:13:26,496 - Mm. - But, I mean, it's nothing 345 00:13:26,531 --> 00:13:28,698 compared to what Mia suffered, though. 346 00:13:29,639 --> 00:13:31,634 Well, losing her mom... 347 00:13:31,669 --> 00:13:35,571 It would've been a whole lot easier if we had lost her. 348 00:13:35,607 --> 00:13:38,875 I swear, if... if her mom was dead, 349 00:13:38,910 --> 00:13:40,977 I-it would be so much easier 350 00:13:41,012 --> 00:13:44,080 than knowing that her mother is alive, out there, 351 00:13:44,115 --> 00:13:46,349 just completely not giving a shit. 352 00:13:46,384 --> 00:13:49,218 You know, there's a limit to how much I can explain that to her. 353 00:13:49,254 --> 00:13:51,546 I'm right there with you, buddy. 354 00:13:52,857 --> 00:13:55,591 Well, a-anyway, that's, that's what I think is good 355 00:13:55,627 --> 00:13:57,994 about having kids because, 356 00:13:58,029 --> 00:14:00,997 you know, no matter what is happening with you, 357 00:14:01,032 --> 00:14:02,498 you can only care about it so much 358 00:14:02,508 --> 00:14:04,047 when you see how they deal with it. 359 00:14:04,057 --> 00:14:06,435 - Yeah. - Mia is amazing. 360 00:14:06,471 --> 00:14:08,252 She really showed me how to cope. 361 00:14:09,741 --> 00:14:11,640 (SIGHS HEAVILY) 362 00:14:12,810 --> 00:14:14,076 Yeah. 363 00:14:18,149 --> 00:14:21,674 ? Ooh, ooh ? 364 00:14:21,929 --> 00:14:24,278 ? Ooh, ooh... ? 365 00:14:24,288 --> 00:14:26,255 That was a really lovely thing you did, 366 00:14:26,290 --> 00:14:27,490 when you touched the flower there. 367 00:14:27,525 --> 00:14:29,859 - Why'd you do that? - Why do you think? 368 00:14:31,996 --> 00:14:33,262 'Cause there's a bee, maybe? 369 00:14:33,297 --> 00:14:35,464 Yes, Robin, a bee. 370 00:14:35,500 --> 00:14:37,400 (BOTH LAUGH) 371 00:14:40,750 --> 00:14:45,141 ? In time she'll see that her and me ? 372 00:14:45,176 --> 00:14:49,178 ? Were meant to be together ? 373 00:14:52,116 --> 00:14:56,318 ? And time will pass, it may go fast ? 374 00:14:56,354 --> 00:15:00,240 ? But we'll still be together ? 375 00:15:02,020 --> 00:15:05,626 ? It's easy love, fits like a glove ? 376 00:15:05,636 --> 00:15:10,354 ? From up above together ? 377 00:15:10,953 --> 00:15:15,828 ? Together... ? 378 00:15:17,549 --> 00:15:20,142 Mmm, fruity with a wet stone finish. 379 00:15:20,178 --> 00:15:21,544 Hmm. 380 00:15:21,579 --> 00:15:23,679 I'm not getting wet stone. Are you? 381 00:15:23,714 --> 00:15:25,381 - A little. - Hmm. 382 00:15:25,416 --> 00:15:27,216 (CLICKS TONGUE) It's not fair. 383 00:15:27,251 --> 00:15:29,385 There's no wet stone in mine. 384 00:15:29,420 --> 00:15:31,854 - (CHUCKLES) - Have another sip, it may show up. 385 00:15:31,889 --> 00:15:33,489 I think it will. 386 00:15:33,524 --> 00:15:34,890 Mmm. 387 00:15:36,260 --> 00:15:37,961 SAM (DEEP VOICE) Hello. 388 00:15:38,350 --> 00:15:39,929 (BOTH LAUGH) 389 00:15:42,834 --> 00:15:44,294 (GASPS SOFTLY) 390 00:15:45,222 --> 00:15:47,169 (CHUCKLES) 391 00:15:47,205 --> 00:15:48,938 (EXHALES) Oh... 392 00:15:50,241 --> 00:15:52,741 Hey, so, where are we staying tonight? 393 00:15:53,845 --> 00:15:54,959 Oh. 394 00:15:55,546 --> 00:15:57,546 It's a surprise. 395 00:15:57,582 --> 00:15:59,148 Really? 396 00:15:59,183 --> 00:16:00,241 Yeah. 397 00:16:00,785 --> 00:16:02,985 - Oh. Well, the thing - (CHUCKLES) 398 00:16:03,020 --> 00:16:06,856 about that is I hate surprises very, very much. 399 00:16:06,866 --> 00:16:08,976 Well, if you're gonna be with me, 400 00:16:09,231 --> 00:16:11,327 you'll get lots of surprises. 401 00:16:11,362 --> 00:16:13,941 O... kay. 402 00:16:15,243 --> 00:16:16,949 So, where are we staying? 403 00:16:18,636 --> 00:16:19,869 (CHUCKLES) 404 00:16:19,904 --> 00:16:21,570 Are you worried about being with me? 405 00:16:21,606 --> 00:16:23,529 Are you scared of me or something? 406 00:16:23,539 --> 00:16:25,040 (LAUGHS) No. 407 00:16:25,076 --> 00:16:26,442 Not at all. 408 00:16:26,477 --> 00:16:28,344 Do you... do you... do you want to know 409 00:16:28,379 --> 00:16:30,179 why I'm asking where we're staying? 410 00:16:30,214 --> 00:16:31,410 Sure. 411 00:16:31,420 --> 00:16:32,652 Well, because... 412 00:16:33,727 --> 00:16:36,785 I want to call ahead and book myself a room. 413 00:16:36,821 --> 00:16:40,589 So, did you book us two rooms or one? 414 00:16:40,625 --> 00:16:42,258 One room. 415 00:16:42,293 --> 00:16:44,360 I... I mean, I... 416 00:16:44,395 --> 00:16:46,428 I wasn't presuming anything... 417 00:16:46,464 --> 00:16:47,930 Oh, no, no, no. 418 00:16:47,965 --> 00:16:49,598 I know that, Robin. 419 00:16:49,634 --> 00:16:51,400 It's not that. You're fine. 420 00:16:51,435 --> 00:16:54,403 I just... I wanted to give us a break 421 00:16:54,438 --> 00:16:56,361 and take a little pressure off, 422 00:16:56,371 --> 00:16:58,541 because, you know, 423 00:16:58,576 --> 00:17:00,543 if-if I get a room and you get a room, 424 00:17:00,578 --> 00:17:02,778 then we could both do whatever we want. 425 00:17:02,813 --> 00:17:06,615 If we only have one room, then we can only do one thing. 426 00:17:06,651 --> 00:17:08,646 Do you know what I'm saying, buddy? 427 00:17:09,453 --> 00:17:10,819 (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) 428 00:17:13,105 --> 00:17:15,391 Oh, my God. I'm not trying to make things awkward, 429 00:17:15,426 --> 00:17:17,855 I'm really not, I just was hoping that... 430 00:17:18,329 --> 00:17:20,462 by now that you would tell me 431 00:17:20,498 --> 00:17:22,299 so I could call ahead... 432 00:17:22,309 --> 00:17:25,007 and make accommodations for myself, 433 00:17:25,017 --> 00:17:26,830 but it turns out that I had to ask, 434 00:17:26,840 --> 00:17:28,344 - so... - Ah. 435 00:17:28,354 --> 00:17:30,773 - Um... - Okay, okay. Wow. (CHUCKLES) 436 00:17:31,586 --> 00:17:34,549 Now, I planned this trip very carefully, and... 437 00:17:34,559 --> 00:17:36,445 I was excited to... 438 00:17:36,480 --> 00:17:39,181 surprise you with every stage of it. 439 00:17:39,216 --> 00:17:40,216 So... 440 00:17:41,852 --> 00:17:44,286 this is a bit of an ice pack to my balls... 441 00:17:44,322 --> 00:17:46,220 to tell you the truth. 442 00:17:47,858 --> 00:17:49,153 Oh. 443 00:17:49,969 --> 00:17:52,461 Well, I didn't mean to ice-pack your balls. 444 00:17:52,496 --> 00:17:54,897 - I was just trying... - No, it's okay. It's okay. 445 00:17:57,960 --> 00:17:59,702 Okay. 446 00:17:59,737 --> 00:18:01,837 We're staying at the Redwood Inn. 447 00:18:01,872 --> 00:18:04,562 - Okay. Thanks. - And I will call... 448 00:18:04,966 --> 00:18:06,567 I will book you a separate room. 449 00:18:08,713 --> 00:18:10,012 Thanks. 450 00:18:10,047 --> 00:18:11,780 I'm going to the bathroom. 451 00:18:11,816 --> 00:18:13,182 Oh. Yeah. 452 00:18:13,821 --> 00:18:14,984 It's okay. 453 00:18:20,992 --> 00:18:22,124 Mm. 454 00:18:24,562 --> 00:18:26,095 (EXHALES) 455 00:18:28,899 --> 00:18:30,733 That's fun stuff. 456 00:18:30,768 --> 00:18:32,126 Mm-hmm. 457 00:18:33,104 --> 00:18:34,470 Mmm. 458 00:18:38,663 --> 00:18:41,010 That's a bit of an ice pack to my balls. 459 00:18:41,700 --> 00:18:42,762 Mm. 460 00:18:46,430 --> 00:18:48,063 I'm pretty hungry. 461 00:18:49,146 --> 00:18:51,900 I'm excited about eating food and stuff. 462 00:18:51,935 --> 00:18:54,403 (GROANS) It's, like... 463 00:18:54,438 --> 00:18:57,239 sometimes my levels of... 464 00:18:58,529 --> 00:19:03,125 not having food in my body just get to a low point. 465 00:19:14,024 --> 00:19:18,189 (SINGING UNINTELLIGIBLY WITH THICK COUNTRY ACCENT) 466 00:19:20,297 --> 00:19:22,631 (RHYTHMIC GRUNTING) 467 00:19:26,270 --> 00:19:28,870 (SINGING ALONG) ? I'm just cruising with nowhere to go ? 468 00:19:28,906 --> 00:19:31,606 ? I'm hitting corners, I'm just cruising with nowhere to go ? 469 00:19:31,642 --> 00:19:34,176 ? I'm all in Compton and I'm cruising with nowhere to go ? 470 00:19:34,211 --> 00:19:37,112 ? I hit the hood, I'm just cruising with nowhere to go ? 471 00:19:37,147 --> 00:19:39,548 ? I'm just dippin', I'm just cruising down this little mall ? 472 00:19:39,583 --> 00:19:42,840 ? Looking for a bad one, tank full of gas... ? 473 00:19:43,034 --> 00:19:45,253 WAITER: And we have a really nice venison steak tonight. 474 00:19:45,289 --> 00:19:46,955 The chef, uh, recommends it 475 00:19:46,990 --> 00:19:48,056 medium rare. 476 00:19:48,092 --> 00:19:49,424 It comes with the collard greens 477 00:19:49,460 --> 00:19:51,360 and a truffled mashed sweet potato. 478 00:19:51,395 --> 00:19:53,528 I'll give you guys a minute while I bring your drinks, okay? 479 00:19:53,564 --> 00:19:55,376 Okay. Thank you. 480 00:19:55,974 --> 00:19:57,399 (CLEARS THROAT LOUDLY) 481 00:19:57,409 --> 00:19:59,579 Venison. Oh! 482 00:19:59,968 --> 00:20:01,963 I love venison. 483 00:20:01,973 --> 00:20:03,784 I love to eat deer 484 00:20:03,794 --> 00:20:06,333 and sheep and all the cute animals. 485 00:20:06,343 --> 00:20:08,242 So good. 486 00:20:08,278 --> 00:20:09,744 This place is so cute. 487 00:20:09,779 --> 00:20:11,412 I love the decor. 488 00:20:11,448 --> 00:20:14,082 It's, like, Navajo theme, 489 00:20:14,117 --> 00:20:17,085 like, safari, gold rush... 490 00:20:17,120 --> 00:20:19,988 Some beer steins over there. 491 00:20:20,023 --> 00:20:22,256 Mandolins... everywhere. 492 00:20:22,292 --> 00:20:24,092 I don't know why those are here. 493 00:20:24,127 --> 00:20:25,727 It's kind of cool. 494 00:20:25,762 --> 00:20:27,729 It's, like, when a place feels, like, old-fashioned 495 00:20:27,764 --> 00:20:29,530 and modern at the same time. 496 00:20:29,566 --> 00:20:31,199 There's this place in the valley... 497 00:20:31,234 --> 00:20:32,433 I'm really sorry. 498 00:20:33,870 --> 00:20:35,737 For what? 499 00:20:35,772 --> 00:20:37,005 For the hotel thing. 500 00:20:37,862 --> 00:20:39,707 Oh. No, no, no. 501 00:20:39,743 --> 00:20:41,275 Robin, it's okay. 502 00:20:41,311 --> 00:20:44,178 No, no, it's not okay. 503 00:20:44,214 --> 00:20:46,280 It's really shitty of me. 504 00:20:46,316 --> 00:20:50,051 I mean, I've been thinking about this all this time, 505 00:20:50,086 --> 00:20:53,021 and it's killing me that I did that. 506 00:20:53,056 --> 00:20:55,685 I mean, if I were you, I would probably be... 507 00:20:55,695 --> 00:20:58,154 thinking of how I could escape and go home. 508 00:20:59,362 --> 00:21:00,848 I don't know, Sam. 509 00:21:01,598 --> 00:21:03,898 I'm really sorry. 510 00:21:03,934 --> 00:21:06,434 (SIGHS) I-I'm so dumb. 511 00:21:06,469 --> 00:21:08,670 You were really looking out for us 512 00:21:08,705 --> 00:21:10,405 by wanting that other room. 513 00:21:10,440 --> 00:21:13,208 That was very, very smart. 514 00:21:13,243 --> 00:21:15,777 And all I could think of... 515 00:21:15,812 --> 00:21:17,912 was that you were... 516 00:21:17,948 --> 00:21:20,281 taking something away from me 517 00:21:20,317 --> 00:21:24,018 and ruining my surprise, like I'm a little baby boy. 518 00:21:24,054 --> 00:21:25,655 (CHUCKLES SOFTLY) 519 00:21:25,665 --> 00:21:27,956 And now I'm having to dump all this on you, 520 00:21:27,991 --> 00:21:29,524 like we have to have 521 00:21:29,559 --> 00:21:31,259 this shitty thing now, and we're not even 522 00:21:31,294 --> 00:21:32,694 in a thing yet. 523 00:21:32,729 --> 00:21:35,697 And I'm just... I'm ruining all the fun. 524 00:21:35,732 --> 00:21:37,866 No. Robin, I-I just... 525 00:21:37,901 --> 00:21:39,033 No, no, no, 526 00:21:39,069 --> 00:21:41,134 Sam, I-I messed up. 527 00:21:41,144 --> 00:21:43,238 And... look, 528 00:21:43,932 --> 00:21:46,011 I really want to get this right. 529 00:21:46,776 --> 00:21:49,544 I don't know if it's gonna be anything between us. 530 00:21:49,579 --> 00:21:51,379 I-I have no idea. 531 00:21:51,414 --> 00:21:52,714 (TAKES DEEP BREATH) 532 00:21:52,749 --> 00:21:54,482 But I don't want it to stop 533 00:21:54,517 --> 00:21:57,552 because of me being my stupid old self. 534 00:21:57,587 --> 00:21:59,042 You know? 535 00:21:59,431 --> 00:22:01,589 I've had my bad episodes. 536 00:22:01,625 --> 00:22:05,326 I have old scars, a lot of self-inflicted wounds. 537 00:22:06,254 --> 00:22:08,349 You know when you see yourself... 538 00:22:08,933 --> 00:22:10,932 making the same dumb mistakes 539 00:22:10,967 --> 00:22:13,067 over and over again? 540 00:22:13,103 --> 00:22:14,335 Sure. 541 00:22:14,371 --> 00:22:16,264 Sure, I get it. 542 00:22:16,274 --> 00:22:18,573 This is probably not... 543 00:22:18,608 --> 00:22:21,267 the last time I'll do something stupid again. 544 00:22:22,150 --> 00:22:25,486 I mean, do you think you could hang in there with me a little? 545 00:22:25,496 --> 00:22:28,270 Maybe give me some time to get better at it? 546 00:22:29,552 --> 00:22:31,409 Even if... if I was... 547 00:22:31,783 --> 00:22:33,309 (SIGHS) Aw, shit. 548 00:22:33,857 --> 00:22:35,678 I'm blowing this. 549 00:22:35,688 --> 00:22:36,891 Am I blowing it? 550 00:22:38,428 --> 00:22:40,013 Are you kidding me? 551 00:22:42,657 --> 00:22:44,198 Robin... 552 00:22:45,168 --> 00:22:46,458 Yeah? 553 00:22:50,004 --> 00:22:53,427 I've been holding in ten gallons of piss since the vineyard. 554 00:22:53,437 --> 00:22:54,728 (WHISPERS) Oh. 555 00:22:54,738 --> 00:22:56,945 I'm gonna go to the bathroom, 556 00:22:56,980 --> 00:22:59,113 and when I come back... 557 00:22:59,149 --> 00:23:01,015 we're gonna start over. 558 00:23:01,767 --> 00:23:03,054 Okay? 559 00:23:03,486 --> 00:23:04,652 - Yeah. - All right. 560 00:23:04,688 --> 00:23:05,787 Okay. 561 00:23:05,822 --> 00:23:07,055 Okay. 562 00:23:07,812 --> 00:23:10,458 (THE ROLLING STONES' "WILD HORSES" PLAYS) 563 00:23:14,538 --> 00:23:17,532 ? After we die ? 564 00:23:17,567 --> 00:23:20,668 (EXHALES) (URINATING) 565 00:23:20,704 --> 00:23:23,948 ? Wild horses ? 566 00:23:23,958 --> 00:23:26,387 (EXHALES) 567 00:23:26,687 --> 00:23:29,944 ? Couldn't drag me away ? 568 00:23:33,851 --> 00:23:35,083 ? Wild ? 569 00:23:35,093 --> 00:23:37,518 ? Wild horses ? 570 00:23:39,723 --> 00:23:42,824 ? We'll ride them someday... ? 571 00:23:46,363 --> 00:23:47,677 (SIGHS) 572 00:23:47,687 --> 00:23:52,001 - Synced and corrected by AngMeng - - www.addic7ed.com - 573 00:23:52,051 --> 00:23:56,601 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 38465

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