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(upbeat blues theme playing)
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Louis, don't tell me
you have a lot on your mind.
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I've got a lot on my mind.
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I am buried in paperwork.
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I've got an office full
of whining, annoying patients...
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Sorry, just making a point.
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And if that isn't bad enough,
now he's here.
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Yeah, well,
good morning to you too.
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Damn it, Louis, I bought
the present and I wrapped it.
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All you had to do
was sign the card,
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and even that
was too much trouble.
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You know, Margaret,
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I know you and Louis
are having problems,
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but don't you think
you might be overreacting?
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You already bought the card.
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Why didn't you
just sign his name?
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Because it's my damn birthday.
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Oh, happy birthday.
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Say, are we having cake?
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Guess not.
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Dr. Becker,
there's a kid in your office.
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He says you're his godfather.
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Oh, hey, you're kidding.
I know.
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You're not even Italian.
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Someone asked you
to be a godfather?
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Yeah, my college roommate.
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How many people did he ask
before he got to you?
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Hey, I happen to care a lot
about that kid.
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In fact, we have a very
special relationship.
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Which is probably why.
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Alex decided to follow
in my footsteps
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and go pre-med at NYU.
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His name is Adam
and he's at Columbia.
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Well, I was pretty close.
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Hi, ha, ha.
So, Adam, how are you?
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Good.
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Good.
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(both sigh)
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Well, that's good.
Yeah, good.
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Oh, I know.
Uh, wanna sit down?
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Yes, that'd be good.
Okay.
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So how are you?
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Still good.
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Good.
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My dad's coming to town.
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Oh, thank God.
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You know, we'll be able
to get together and...
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Yeah.
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Yeah, look, you know, this...
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This whole godfather thing,
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I'm... I'm not really
very good at it.
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Oh, hey, we're just talking,
right?
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I'm not very good
at that either.
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Well, you could ask me
how I like school.
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If I'm dating anyone.
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Okay. That.
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School's fine.
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And, yes, I'm dating someone.
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And I like him a lot.
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Well, that's great,
that's great.
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You know, it's good that we're
catching up like this.
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Didn't you hear me? I said him.
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I'm dating a guy.
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I'm gay.
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Well, I-I heard you.
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I just thought
that might be something
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I was supposed to know already.
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Actually,
that's the reason I'm here.
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I was hoping for some advice
on how to tell my dad.
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Oh, wow. Oh, jeez, um...
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I always thought if you called
me, it'd be to ask me for money.
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And I know the answer to that,
but...
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boy, this... This...
This is big.
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Maybe I could just get a Valium
to give Dad before I tell him.
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Look... Look,
y-your dad loves you a lot.
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And, uh, I just gotta figure
that it will all end up okay.
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I mean, I think you've just
gotta come out and tell him.
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Actually, you already came out,
didn't you?
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I mean...
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Hey, you're halfway there.
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Is that a definite no
on the Valium?
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(upbeat blues theme playing)
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Oh, look at all these people
walking into the Academy Awards.
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I'd love to go
to a party like that.
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The gowns, the jewelry,
the glamour...
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This fork smells.
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And then there's my life.
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Come on, Bob,
show a little sensitivity.
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I mean, can't you see
Reggie's just trying to dream?
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My fork smells too.
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It's not your fork, it's the...
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Oh, well, you already ate it.
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Oh, no, as if my morning
wasn't bad enough.
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Look who just pulled up.
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It's Sara from the bakery.
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She thinks her life
is so much better than mine.
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Everyone thinks her life
is better than yours.
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Hey, I even think my life's
better than yours,
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and that's saying something.
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Well, get this.
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She borrowed a dress from me
six weeks ago,
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and she still hasn't
returned it.
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I just hate her, the big phony.
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Sara, hi!
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Reggie, how are you doing?
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Listen, I was just taking some
of my freshly baked doughnuts
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to the homeless shelter
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and thought maybe you had
food you'd like to donate.
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Oh, I'd love to. If you can
wait, I'll go make something.
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Reg, they're homeless.
Haven't they suffered enough?
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(laughing)
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Oh, don't listen to him.
They'll take anything.
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Ooh, but I'm afraid
I really can't wait.
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My new Lexus is double-parked.
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Bye-bye.
REGGIE: Goodbye.
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Enjoy your new car.
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I hope it blows up.
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Can you believe her? She still
didn't mention my dress.
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Maybe she forgot.
Oh, she didn't forget.
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She wants me to think she forgot
so I'll mention it.
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And then I'll look
like the petty one.
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But I'm gonna keep quiet
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until she brings that dress
back to me.
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And then she'll be
horribly embarrassed
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at how long it took her.
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Which means I win.
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Do you hear yourself?
Hey, I am the better person.
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And if I have to humiliate
that phony bitch to prove it,
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I will.
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(upbeat blues theme playing)
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I'm sorry I'm an hour late,
but I have a really good excuse.
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Huh? Oh, that's all right.
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Don't you wanna hear it?
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No, not really.
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All right,
you'll hear it tomorrow.
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Margaret, are you all right?
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As a matter of fact, I'm not.
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When I woke up this morning,
Louis was gone.
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Dead?
MARGARET: No.
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He left the house
before I woke up.
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I found this note.
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"We need to talk.
Meet me at Angelo's at 6:30."
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Well, what's wrong with this?
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He obviously wants to make up
for missing your birthday.
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Then why did he sneak out
of the house?
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I tell you, Linda, he's been
moody and secretive for months.
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This can only mean one thing.
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He wants a divorce.
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Oh, come on, Margaret,
don't jump to conclusions.
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Maybe he just has a girlfriend.
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The way I figure it,
he's taking me to a public place
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because he's afraid
that I will make a scene.
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Why would he think that?
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He knows me.
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Mr. Berman, next time you wanna
pet an animal, try a dog.
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New York squirrels have way
too much attitude.
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Hey, John. Ha, ha.
Hey.
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Yeah.
Adam told me you were coming.
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Nice to see you.
You too, you too.
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Well, this is great.
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They're still letting you
practice medicine, huh?
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He doesn't have a real
medical degree.
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Mr. Walters, he's kidding.
We were college roommates.
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So, uh, seen Adam yet?
No, not yet.
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We'll get together later.
Oh, good.
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I stopped by to see if you
wanted to have lunch with me.
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I thought maybe we'd go over
to the Four Seasons. How's 1:00?
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Oh, Four Seasons. Uh...
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Do you really wanna go
all the way into the city
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and pay 30 bucks for a burger?
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We can go to Ming's right here.
Okay. It's my treat.
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Oh, you know, if you really like
the Four Seasons...
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No, no, if you want Ming's,
you got it.
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Okay, it's my way of saying
thank you
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for keeping an eye on Adam.
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No problem. Glad to do it.
Yeah.
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Hey, you know, he's a great kid.
Don't you forget that.
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John, quit sucking up. I already
said I'm paying for lunch.
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Ha, ha.
I'll see you at 1.
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Hey, I wasn't kidding.
Get out while you can.
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You're an idiot. Ha, ha.
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You passed up lunch at the
Four Seasons to eat at Ming's?
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Mr. Walters,
your wife and your girlfriend
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are both patients of mine.
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Watch who you call an idiot.
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(upbeat blues theme playing)
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Wow, she's hot.
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Yeah, if you like fake breasts.
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For your information,
those are real.
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Those, on the other hand,
are fake.
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Real. Real.
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Fake. Real.
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Real fake.
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Oh, my God, who cares?
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A, you're disgusting.
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B, this is so unfair to me.
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Here, pretend it's Braille.
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I gotta get back to the building
to turn off the heat.
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Why?
I do it every couple of days.
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Then I wait an hour
and I turn it back on.
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It gives the tenants
the illusion
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that I've actually
fixed something.
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Hey, Reg,
Sara's car just pulled up.
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Well, if she doesn't have
my dress,
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I'm gonna rip the one she's
wearing right off her body.
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Then again, what's my rush?
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You know what?
This is stupid.
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Just ask her for the dress
and be done with it.
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I told you,
I don't wanna seem petty.
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Well, then make up some story
why you need the dress back.
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Good idea. I'll tell her
I have a date.
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Well, it's gotta be something
she'll believe.
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Reggie, hi. Could I have
change for a dollar?
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Father Tendrick's
parking meter expired,
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and I'd hate for him
to get a ticket.
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Here. My treat.
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Are you sure you can spare it?
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Yeah.
Oh, thanks.
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Oh, Sara, I almost forgot.
I have a date tonight.
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Well, fingers crossed.
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My point is, you borrowed
a dress from me and...
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Oh, I know.
I'm late in getting it back.
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It's at the dry cleaners.
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Well, I kind of need it tonight.
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Oh, no problem.
I'll go right over and get it.
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I just need to rearrange
my schedule.
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Let's see,
volunteer at the Senior Centre.
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Meeting at the church.
My daughter's dance recital.
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Oh, she'll cry
if she doesn't see me there.
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Oh, but... Ha, ha.
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Give me the ticket.
Pardon?
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Give me the ticket. I-I'll just
pick up the dress myself.
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Oh, you're the best.
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Oh, I have just enough time
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to get to the hospital
for the blood drive.
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Don't you just hate that they
only let you donate one pint?
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Bye-bye.
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It's unbelievable.
She screwed you again.
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No, she didn't.
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Reggie screwed herself.
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Now, if she hadn't lied
about the date,
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she'd have gotten
her dress tomorrow,
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picked up and paid for, ha, ha.
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But it was your idea to make up
the story in the first place.
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It was his idea to open up
a newsstand.
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You saw how that turned out.
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(upbeat blues theme playing)
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Ming, can I have another
fortune cookie?
249
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I'll tell you your fortune.
250
00:10:38,660 --> 00:10:40,181
If you don't
order something soon,
251
00:10:40,181 --> 00:10:41,981
a tall dark man
is gonna throw you out
252
00:10:41,981 --> 00:10:44,662
on your cheap white ass.
253
00:10:44,662 --> 00:10:47,182
And I keep telling you,
Ming was the last owner.
254
00:10:47,182 --> 00:10:48,542
I'm Bill.
255
00:10:48,542 --> 00:10:50,023
Yeah, well,
you remind me of Ming.
256
00:10:50,023 --> 00:10:52,663
He didn't like me either.
257
00:10:52,663 --> 00:10:55,784
Ooh, noodles.
Hey.
258
00:10:55,784 --> 00:10:57,864
Oh, what?
You gonna serve these again?
259
00:10:57,864 --> 00:10:59,144
You know, I was in Nam.
260
00:10:59,144 --> 00:11:01,064
I could kill you
with this chopstick.
261
00:11:03,945 --> 00:11:05,826
I thought you
were never gonna make it.
262
00:11:05,826 --> 00:11:07,787
Excuse... Uh, could I have
some water, please?
263
00:11:07,787 --> 00:11:11,947
Oh, yeah, I'm gonna retire
off you two.
264
00:11:11,947 --> 00:11:13,948
Boy,
y-you look terrible.
265
00:11:14,788 --> 00:11:16,508
I just talked to Adam,
266
00:11:16,508 --> 00:11:19,508
and he just told me something
that really threw me.
267
00:11:19,508 --> 00:11:20,909
Oh, so you know, huh?
268
00:11:20,909 --> 00:11:24,109
You know? Well, how come
you didn't tell me?
269
00:11:24,109 --> 00:11:25,229
Well, it wasn't my place.
You know,
270
00:11:25,229 --> 00:11:28,070
Adam thought it'd be best
if he told you he was gay.
271
00:11:28,070 --> 00:11:30,110
He's gay?
272
00:11:31,471 --> 00:11:33,352
Isn't that what he told you?
273
00:11:33,352 --> 00:11:34,632
No.
274
00:11:34,632 --> 00:11:38,873
Um, he told me
that he was quitting pre-med.
275
00:11:38,873 --> 00:11:41,633
He's quitting pre-med?
276
00:11:47,074 --> 00:11:48,994
(upbeat blues theme playing)
277
00:11:51,955 --> 00:11:55,155
It's 5:15. You're gonna be late
for your dinner with Louis.
278
00:11:55,155 --> 00:11:57,437
Believe me, I'm in no hurry.
279
00:11:57,437 --> 00:11:58,717
You know, Linda,
280
00:11:58,717 --> 00:12:01,077
I have been imagining
this conversation for months,
281
00:12:01,077 --> 00:12:04,598
but now that it's about
to happen, I'm scared to death.
282
00:12:04,598 --> 00:12:07,918
If Louis wants a divorce,
I don't know what I'm gonna do.
283
00:12:08,919 --> 00:12:10,679
I don't know what to say.
284
00:12:10,679 --> 00:12:13,479
I know, Linda. Thanks.
285
00:12:13,479 --> 00:12:16,520
No, I don't know what to say
because I've never been dumped.
286
00:12:17,680 --> 00:12:19,960
Good luck with it.
287
00:12:21,882 --> 00:12:23,162
Is Dr. Becker here?
288
00:12:23,162 --> 00:12:24,402
Uh, yes, he's in his office.
289
00:12:24,402 --> 00:12:27,163
Yeah, I know the way.
290
00:12:27,163 --> 00:12:29,483
How could you tell my father
I was gay?
291
00:12:29,483 --> 00:12:31,123
Yeah, I didn't know
I was telling him.
292
00:12:31,123 --> 00:12:32,804
I thought
you'd already told him.
293
00:12:32,804 --> 00:12:34,804
I tried to, but he got
so pissed off about med school,
294
00:12:34,804 --> 00:12:36,804
I chickened out.
Yeah, about med school.
295
00:12:36,804 --> 00:12:39,525
I can't tell you
how much that hurt me.
296
00:12:39,525 --> 00:12:41,805
What are you talking about?
You barely know me.
297
00:12:41,805 --> 00:12:42,765
Yeah, and if you were a doctor,
298
00:12:42,765 --> 00:12:44,566
we'd have much more
to talk about.
299
00:12:44,566 --> 00:12:46,687
What?
You're right.
300
00:12:46,687 --> 00:12:48,367
I-I'm sorry. I...
301
00:12:48,367 --> 00:12:50,608
Sit down. I-I'm sorry
about this whole thing.
302
00:12:50,608 --> 00:12:52,688
I-I didn't mean for it
to turn out like this.
303
00:12:52,688 --> 00:12:54,328
Well,
now he won't talk to me at all.
304
00:12:54,328 --> 00:12:57,409
Y-You think it would help
if I talked to him?
305
00:12:57,409 --> 00:12:59,889
Why?
Because you're so good at it?
306
00:13:01,089 --> 00:13:04,010
Show me a little respect. You
know, I am your godfather, Alex.
307
00:13:04,010 --> 00:13:06,170
Adam.
Adam.
308
00:13:06,170 --> 00:13:07,890
(upbeat blues theme playing)
309
00:13:11,692 --> 00:13:13,972
(panting)
310
00:13:13,972 --> 00:13:15,453
She did it to me again.
311
00:13:15,453 --> 00:13:18,213
The ticket that Sara gave me
wasn't just for my dress.
312
00:13:18,213 --> 00:13:21,174
It was for half
of Bloomingdale's. Ugh.
313
00:13:21,174 --> 00:13:24,214
Why didn't you just pick up your
dress and leave the rest there?
314
00:13:24,214 --> 00:13:25,814
Because that's what she'd want.
315
00:13:25,814 --> 00:13:28,815
If I just picked up my dress,
I'd look petty.
316
00:13:28,815 --> 00:13:31,455
How much did it cost
not to look petty?
317
00:13:31,455 --> 00:13:34,696
Seventy-eight dollars
and 37 cents.
318
00:13:34,696 --> 00:13:36,416
Which didn't leave me
enough money for the bus,
319
00:13:36,416 --> 00:13:37,937
so I had to walk for ten blocks
320
00:13:37,937 --> 00:13:39,698
carrying all these
stupid hangers.
321
00:13:39,698 --> 00:13:42,778
And my feet are killing me
and my fingers are deformed.
322
00:13:42,778 --> 00:13:45,419
Well,
at least you don't look petty.
323
00:13:45,419 --> 00:13:47,019
You may not like Sara,
324
00:13:47,019 --> 00:13:49,099
but you have to admit,
she's got good taste.
325
00:13:49,099 --> 00:13:51,900
Silk, cashmere...
326
00:13:51,900 --> 00:13:53,540
Cheap synthetic.
327
00:13:53,540 --> 00:13:55,460
Now how'd that get in there?
328
00:13:55,460 --> 00:13:57,661
That's mine.
329
00:13:57,661 --> 00:13:59,501
(upbeat blues theme playing)
330
00:14:03,262 --> 00:14:05,943
Margaret, where have you been?
331
00:14:05,943 --> 00:14:07,663
I'm dying to hear what happened
with you and Louis.
332
00:14:07,663 --> 00:14:10,544
Are you okay?
I'm fantastic.
333
00:14:10,544 --> 00:14:11,704
Really?
334
00:14:11,704 --> 00:14:13,624
Things couldn't have
worked out better.
335
00:14:13,624 --> 00:14:16,745
Louis lost his job.
336
00:14:17,945 --> 00:14:20,545
That pretty much
rules out alimony.
337
00:14:20,545 --> 00:14:22,386
No, Linda, I was wrong.
338
00:14:22,386 --> 00:14:25,226
I thought that Louis wanted
a divorce, but he doesn't.
339
00:14:25,226 --> 00:14:28,188
It turns out that he was
laid off months ago,
340
00:14:28,188 --> 00:14:30,228
and he was too ashamed
to tell me.
341
00:14:30,228 --> 00:14:33,388
Poor guy, every morning
he was getting dressed,
342
00:14:33,388 --> 00:14:36,709
fixing his lunch, and then just
pretending to go to work.
343
00:14:36,709 --> 00:14:39,429
That's the job I want.
(chuckling)
344
00:14:39,429 --> 00:14:42,110
Hey, Margaret,
tell Dr. Becker the good news.
345
00:14:42,110 --> 00:14:44,710
Louis lost his job.
346
00:14:44,710 --> 00:14:47,271
Isn't that fantastic?
(laughing)
347
00:14:47,271 --> 00:14:49,431
You know,
I always hoped that you
348
00:14:49,431 --> 00:14:51,631
would be an influence on her.
349
00:14:53,713 --> 00:14:54,913
Okay, I'm here.
350
00:14:54,913 --> 00:14:58,314
You wanna talk,
let's talk in your office.
351
00:14:58,314 --> 00:14:59,714
Oh, boy.
352
00:15:02,354 --> 00:15:04,075
Now,
what the hell's your problem?
353
00:15:04,075 --> 00:15:05,595
Adam told me you
won't even speak to him.
354
00:15:05,595 --> 00:15:07,755
That's because I don't know
what to say.
355
00:15:07,755 --> 00:15:08,875
Well, I-I know you're upset,
356
00:15:08,875 --> 00:15:10,876
but don't you think
you're overreacting?
357
00:15:10,876 --> 00:15:12,356
My son just told me he's gay.
358
00:15:12,356 --> 00:15:14,396
You wanna tell me what
the appropriate reaction is?
359
00:15:14,396 --> 00:15:16,557
Well, I know it's not
to stop talking to him.
360
00:15:16,557 --> 00:15:17,677
Oh, boy, here we go again.
361
00:15:17,677 --> 00:15:20,518
John Becker, the expert
on everybody else's life.
362
00:15:20,518 --> 00:15:22,078
Somebody needs to tell you
how to behave.
363
00:15:22,078 --> 00:15:24,679
What the hell happened to you?
You used to be open-minded.
364
00:15:24,679 --> 00:15:26,679
Well, I'd like to see
how open-minded you would be.
365
00:15:26,679 --> 00:15:28,279
John, you don't even have kids.
366
00:15:28,279 --> 00:15:29,880
You don't know
what it feels like.
367
00:15:29,880 --> 00:15:31,880
Yeah, you know, that has to...
And you know what?
368
00:15:31,880 --> 00:15:33,480
You're his godfather.
369
00:15:33,480 --> 00:15:35,041
You were supposed
to look after him.
370
00:15:35,041 --> 00:15:37,481
I sent you a perfectly straight
med student,
371
00:15:37,481 --> 00:15:40,361
and look what happened.
372
00:15:40,361 --> 00:15:42,642
Jeez. Come on,
now listen to yourself.
373
00:15:42,642 --> 00:15:44,923
I know, I know, I know. I'm not
supposed to feel this way.
374
00:15:44,923 --> 00:15:46,684
It's wrong.
375
00:15:46,684 --> 00:15:49,244
But this is the way I feel.
376
00:15:49,244 --> 00:15:53,045
You know, I...
I had these pictures in my head
377
00:15:53,045 --> 00:15:55,565
of everything that was
ever gonna happened to him.
378
00:15:55,565 --> 00:15:59,566
His graduation, his wedding,
his children.
379
00:15:59,566 --> 00:16:01,766
And then today, in an instant,
380
00:16:01,766 --> 00:16:04,326
every picture I had changed.
381
00:16:04,326 --> 00:16:06,127
Frank, believe me,
I know how you feel.
382
00:16:06,127 --> 00:16:09,288
John, believe me,
you don't have a clue.
383
00:16:10,728 --> 00:16:12,489
(blues theme playing)
384
00:16:20,970 --> 00:16:23,971
Real. Real.
385
00:16:23,971 --> 00:16:25,571
Fake.
386
00:16:25,571 --> 00:16:29,092
Wow, look at that, one of each.
387
00:16:30,172 --> 00:16:32,372
Reggie, hi.
I got your message.
388
00:16:32,372 --> 00:16:33,613
What is it you wanted...?
389
00:16:33,613 --> 00:16:35,574
Oh, my, what's all this?
390
00:16:35,574 --> 00:16:37,174
I thought since I was there,
391
00:16:37,174 --> 00:16:38,814
I might as well pick up
all of your clothes
392
00:16:38,814 --> 00:16:40,054
and save you the trip.
393
00:16:40,054 --> 00:16:41,535
That is so thoughtful.
394
00:16:41,535 --> 00:16:43,495
How much do I owe you?
395
00:16:43,495 --> 00:16:44,575
Oh, gee,
I don't really remember.
396
00:16:44,575 --> 00:16:49,416
I think it was something
like $78 and 37 cents.
397
00:16:49,416 --> 00:16:54,817
Here you go.
Here's 20, 30, 40 in cash,
398
00:16:54,817 --> 00:16:56,817
and $40 in coupons.
399
00:16:56,817 --> 00:16:58,097
That makes 80.
400
00:16:59,058 --> 00:17:00,819
Coupons? I paid cash.
401
00:17:00,819 --> 00:17:03,979
Well, that may be, but I was
gonna use those coupons.
402
00:17:03,979 --> 00:17:05,700
But you didn't pick up
the clothes.
403
00:17:05,700 --> 00:17:07,380
But I was going to,
404
00:17:07,380 --> 00:17:08,820
and I don't see
why I should be out $40
405
00:17:08,820 --> 00:17:10,500
just because you did something
you weren't,
406
00:17:10,500 --> 00:17:13,261
let's be honest,
really asked to do.
407
00:17:15,141 --> 00:17:16,421
What?
408
00:17:16,421 --> 00:17:20,422
Well, I wanna be fair,
so forget the change, ha, ha.
409
00:17:20,422 --> 00:17:21,982
Well, gotta go.
410
00:17:30,505 --> 00:17:34,025
Oh, my gosh, I just remembered.
411
00:17:34,025 --> 00:17:36,426
This jacket is yours.
412
00:17:38,466 --> 00:17:40,026
I borrowed it months ago.
413
00:17:40,026 --> 00:17:41,947
Reggie, if I ever do something
like that again,
414
00:17:41,947 --> 00:17:44,547
for heaven's sake, remind me.
415
00:17:44,547 --> 00:17:47,587
Well, bye-bye.
416
00:17:56,910 --> 00:17:59,430
My life just sucks.
417
00:17:59,430 --> 00:18:01,351
(upbeat blues theme playing)
418
00:18:04,871 --> 00:18:06,792
(upbeat blues theme playing)
419
00:18:10,112 --> 00:18:11,712
Look, I appreciate
you calling my dad,
420
00:18:11,712 --> 00:18:13,273
but he's not gonna show up.
421
00:18:13,273 --> 00:18:15,394
Oh, now we don't know that
for sure. It's only been...
422
00:18:15,394 --> 00:18:18,074
An hour and 20 minutes.
423
00:18:18,074 --> 00:18:21,515
You know what?
Maybe we should order.
424
00:18:21,515 --> 00:18:22,635
He was in Nam.
425
00:18:24,876 --> 00:18:27,396
I shouldn't have said anything.
I should've kept this to myself.
426
00:18:27,396 --> 00:18:29,316
Oh, come on,
you can't live like that.
427
00:18:29,316 --> 00:18:32,797
Your dad will come around.
He just needs some time.
428
00:18:33,957 --> 00:18:36,558
Adam, I'm sorry.
I wish things had gone better.
429
00:18:36,558 --> 00:18:39,238
Sounds like your father hasn't
grasped the choices you've made.
430
00:18:39,238 --> 00:18:41,039
We're having
a private conversation here.
431
00:18:41,039 --> 00:18:43,520
I know, I'm trying to move this
thing along. I wanna close up.
432
00:18:44,440 --> 00:18:48,080
Look, my father had hopes
and dreams for me too.
433
00:18:48,080 --> 00:18:50,601
He worked hard so that I could
get an education.
434
00:18:50,601 --> 00:18:51,681
I did.
435
00:18:51,681 --> 00:18:52,921
He hoped that one day
I would have
436
00:18:52,921 --> 00:18:54,842
one of those big offices
over on Wall Street.
437
00:18:54,842 --> 00:18:57,402
Well, I did.
438
00:18:57,402 --> 00:18:59,922
And he wanted me
to make a million dollars.
439
00:18:59,922 --> 00:19:02,123
I did that too.
440
00:19:02,123 --> 00:19:04,603
What the hell happened?
441
00:19:04,603 --> 00:19:06,164
I took the money
and started a business
442
00:19:06,164 --> 00:19:08,125
selling shoelaces
over the Internet.
443
00:19:08,125 --> 00:19:09,765
Oh, good one.
444
00:19:09,765 --> 00:19:11,485
Well, everyone needs shoelaces.
445
00:19:11,485 --> 00:19:13,566
You'd think so, wouldn't you?
446
00:19:13,566 --> 00:19:16,606
How does this relate
to what we were talking about?
447
00:19:16,606 --> 00:19:19,647
My point is, I didn't exactly
realize my father's dreams,
448
00:19:19,647 --> 00:19:21,847
and he still loves me.
449
00:19:21,847 --> 00:19:23,767
Yours will too.
450
00:19:24,968 --> 00:19:26,688
Thank you.
451
00:19:26,688 --> 00:19:28,568
Thanks, Ming, that really helps.
452
00:19:28,568 --> 00:19:29,728
Thanks, Ming?
453
00:19:29,728 --> 00:19:32,290
I said the same thing to you
like an hour and a half ago.
454
00:19:32,290 --> 00:19:34,010
Well, it sounded better
coming from him.
455
00:19:34,010 --> 00:19:37,211
We Chinese are very wise.
456
00:19:37,211 --> 00:19:39,251
So you ready to order?
457
00:19:39,251 --> 00:19:41,011
I'm not really hungry. Are you?
458
00:19:41,011 --> 00:19:45,292
No. I'm kind of filled up
on these noodles.
459
00:19:45,292 --> 00:19:48,812
I don't suppose
you want any Pok๏ฟฝmon shoelaces.
460
00:19:48,812 --> 00:19:50,413
Huh.
(chuckles)
461
00:19:50,413 --> 00:19:52,933
I'm gonna die with those things.
462
00:19:57,935 --> 00:20:00,535
Well, what do you say, Adam?
463
00:20:00,535 --> 00:20:01,736
You know what?
464
00:20:01,736 --> 00:20:04,056
I'm gonna wait around
a little bit longer.
465
00:20:04,056 --> 00:20:05,976
My dad might still show up.
466
00:20:08,337 --> 00:20:10,777
All right,
467
00:20:10,777 --> 00:20:12,817
I'll wait with you.
468
00:20:16,498 --> 00:20:18,418
(soft blues theme playing)
469
00:20:26,181 --> 00:20:28,181
(upbeat blues theme playing)
470
00:20:31,021 --> 00:20:32,782
(upbeat blues theme playing)
471
00:20:32,832 --> 00:20:37,382
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