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( upbeat blues theme playing )
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Do you sell
all these dirty magazines?
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Boy, I tell you,
the world's gone to hell, Jake.
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Ten years ago, the big seller
was Guns N' Ammo.
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If you ask me,
the world's getting better.
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Oh,
that was a great run.
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I'll see you later?
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Yeah, I'll meet you at
the student union before class.
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We can get a soda.
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Oh, come on, Reg.
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You're dating that kid
from your Psych class?
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Yeah, what's wrong with that?
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Come on, he's three.
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What's his name again?
Skippy?
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Brad.
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And I'm not
that much older than him.
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Yeah, in dog years.
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Besides, I thought you told me
you didn't like him.
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Changed my mind.
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Brad's everything I like
in a man.
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He's smart, handsome, funny.
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Breathing.
( chuckles )
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Shut up.
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You know what?
You know, I think it's great.
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You couldn't find a boyfriend,
so you grew one.
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( laughing )
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You know, older men
date younger women all the time.
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It is such a double standard.
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Damn right it is.
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An older guy dates
a younger woman, he's a pig.
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An older woman
dates a younger man,
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she's "getting her groove back."
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I can't believe
you're so old-fashioned.
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I can't believe
you saw that movie.
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( blues theme playing )
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( blues theme playing )
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Gil, you can call
whenever you want.
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I just stand around
most of the time anyway.
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Oh, I gotta go.
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( whispers )
Yeah, it's her.
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And her is not happy.
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"Big nose and greasy hair"
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should not be written
on a patient's charts.
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Well, then, why is there a space
for a second opinion?
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You know, if you took the time
to understand
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why we do what we do around
here, instead of making calls,
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maybe you wouldn't
make these mistakes.
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First of all, Gil called me.
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And, second--
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Go on.
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If you should find yourself
with nothing to do,
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why don't you observe
what I do?
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Maybe you will
learn something.
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Okay.
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But we can skip
talking on the phone,
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'cause I think
I got that down.
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Hi, Linda, Margaret. Is he in?
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Hi, Liz.
Yeah, he's in his office.
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Go on back.
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John, we have to talk.
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What? I didn't do anything.
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No, no. No, no, relax.
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It's just that I don't
have to work Saturday night.
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Oh, great, great.
There's a championship fight on.
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We can order food from Ming's.
No.
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That's what
we have to talk about.
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I can't stay home, watch TV,
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and order Chinese
one more night.
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Well, you're in luck.
They have Thai dishes at Ming's.
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No, no, no.
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I wanna go out.
I wanna socialize.
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I wanna see people.
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John, you and I are like
two gophers who go underground
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on Friday night and don't
come up until Monday morning.
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Now, this has gotta change.
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So I've decided
we're gonna have a dinner party.
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I don't even know you anymore.
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Come on, it's gonna be fun.
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We'll have some people
to my place.
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No, I don't--
I don't wanna go to your place.
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Your place is too far.
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Fine. We'll have it at
your place with your friends.
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No, Liz, don't--
John, this means a lot to me.
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Couldn't we please do it?
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Even though that was phrased
as a question,
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it really wasn't, was it?
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Not really, no.
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All right, all right.
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We'll have a dinner party.
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And you'll smile and mingle
and be a gracious host.
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Oh, man, I thought it was just
a dinner party.
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( blues theme playing )
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Jake, do you really think
it's weird
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I'm dating someone
so much younger?
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No, not at all.
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Good.
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I can see how you'd wanna
hold on to your youth
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as long as possible.
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I mean, most women your age are
getting face-lifts or boob jobs.
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( chuckles )
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I wanted to get a boob job,
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but newsstand operator
was taken.
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Okay, let's not do this anymore.
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Cradle-robber.
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Oh, good,
you're both here.
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Uh, Saturday night,
my place.
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You're both invited
to a dinner party.
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( both laugh )
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No, no, I'm serious.
I'm serious.
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For some insane reason, Liz
wants us to see other people,
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so I couldn't think of anyone
I liked,
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I'm inviting the two of you.
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But, John, the fight's
on Saturday night.
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So watch it at my place.
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During a dinner party?
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Without sound.
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A big help. Thanks.
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Well, great, great.
You'll be there.
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And you can bring Kira.
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And you can bring,
uh, Skippy.
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All right, I'll come.
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But you have to promise
not to make fun of Brad.
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N-not make fun of Brad?
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Come on, Reg,
it's supposed to be a party.
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( laughing )
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( blues theme playing )
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Margaret, why do you
type the forms?
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'Cause they're easier to read.
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Why do you use
those stamps?
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'Cause those are the ones we
have.
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Why not use pretty stamps,
like Christmas stamps?
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Christmas is over.
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Well, so is James Cagney,
but you use those.
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Margaret, have you got any more
responses for my dinner party?
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Oh, I'm only up to "G"
in your address book,
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and so far it's ten "No's,"
six "No ways," four hang-ups,
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and a word so filthy I had
to ask Linda what it meant.
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It was a good one.
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Oh. Oh, what the hell?
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You know. What're you two
doing Saturday night?
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Despite that gracious
invitation, have you forgotten
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the last time you, me, and Louis
had dinner together?
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And he's still upset?
That was six years ago.
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Okay, I'll talk to him.
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Thank you.
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And what about you
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and, uh, whoever you'll be
seeing by Saturday?
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That would be Gil, but the court
says he can't go north
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of 125th Street
or his electric boot'll go off.
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( blues theme playing )
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( crowd cheering on television )
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John,
I shopped for the food,
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I made the dinner,
I set the table.
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Would it be too much trouble
to ask you to turn off
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the damn fight
and put on your pants?
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There.
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Thank you.
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Now, I think Kira can sit over
there between Louis and Brad.
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Boy, I hope
I didn't make too much salad.
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Oh, hey, look at that.
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Jake's on TV.
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I thought he was
coming to dinner.
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That reminds me.
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Uh, no,
he called earlier.
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Uh, he and Kira
got tickets to the fight.
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John...
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Lucky I didn't turn the TV off.
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I would-- I would have
forgotten to tell you.
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( knocking on door )
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Oh, hey, I-I'll get it.
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See, I'm being helpful.
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Well,
now we're just eight.
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( mumbling indistinctly )
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Either I'm early, or this is
a different kind of party
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than I thought.
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Hi. Where's Louis?
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Downstairs.
He won't get out of the car.
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I just came up to tell you
we can't come.
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Why?
Louis only left the house
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because I told him
we were going to the fight.
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I thought I could
change his mind,
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but he really
hates you.
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I'm sorry, Liz.
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What in the world happened
between you and Louis?
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Well, there was trouble.
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What kind of trouble?
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Bad trouble.
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Great. No Jake, no Margaret.
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Well, I guess
that just leaves six of us.
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Uh, actually, sweetheart,
it only leaves four of us.
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Uh, Linda couldn't come.
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Why didn't you tell me?
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And don't say you forgot.
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Well, you're kind of
tying my hands here, aren't you?
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( knocking on door )
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Ah, here we go, here we go.
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Hi. Come on in.
Hi.
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Liz, this is Brad.
Brad, Liz.
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Hi.
Becker, you remember Brad.
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Oh, yeah, sure.
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Boy, he's getting bigger
every time I see him.
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Come on in.
Come on in.
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So we must be
the first to arrive.
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LIZ:
And the last.
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Linda was never coming,
Jake is at the fight,
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and Margaret's husband
hates John so much
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he wouldn't
get out of the car.
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May I take your coats?
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( knocking on door )
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Oh, thank God.
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Maybe Louis changed his mind.
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Who are you?
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Wayne.
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I'm here
for the dinner party.
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Do I know you?
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I don't know.
But some woman named Margaret
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called and invited me.
I hope you like flan.
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( blues theme playing )
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( blues theme playing )
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So, Reggie,
how did you and Brad meet?
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Oh, we're in
psychology class together.
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I saw a psychologist once.
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And?
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She said I was competent
to stand trial.
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Well, let's not
fill up on salad.
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There's pot roast
coming.
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Oh, uh, gee.
Actually, I'm a vegetarian.
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Oh. Gee,
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I wish you had
told John about that.
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I did.
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Well, now, see, you were worried
about having too much salad.
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Now he can eat it all.
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He could, if there weren't
bacon bits in it.
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So, Wayne, what do you do
for a living?
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I work
at the Cayuga Beef Company.
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Oh, God, do you know how
they kill those poor animals?
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Sure. We take a sledgehammer
and bash their heads in.
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And sometimes you gotta do it
a few times,
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especially if you get one of 'em
that just doesn't wanna die.
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Well,
I hope everyone's hungry.
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It's time for the roast.
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Mm.
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Okay, I'll get it.
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Say, isn't there a fight
on the TV tonight?
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As a matter of fact, there is.
Don't even think about it.
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He's our guest, sweetheart.
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You don't even know him!
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Boxing is the one sport
I just don't get.
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You know.
I mean, what is it?
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It's two guys in a ring
hitting each other.
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Yeah, it's-- It's primitive.
It's barbaric.
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I hate to disagree, ladies...
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but you two wouldn't survive
an hour in the joint.
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00:12:49,935 --> 00:12:52,036
WAYNE:
This is no Cayuga roast.
255
00:12:52,038 --> 00:12:54,372
Ours have more fat on 'em.
256
00:12:54,374 --> 00:12:57,041
Could you pass me the salt,
please?
257
00:13:00,879 --> 00:13:03,080
You brought
your own knife?
258
00:13:03,082 --> 00:13:05,149
Why? You wanna borrow it
to cut up his food?
259
00:13:05,151 --> 00:13:06,317
( laughs )
260
00:13:08,687 --> 00:13:10,287
( laughing )
261
00:13:12,357 --> 00:13:13,758
Becker.
262
00:13:13,760 --> 00:13:15,325
I didn't say it.
He did.
263
00:13:16,295 --> 00:13:18,296
John.
Well, he did.
264
00:13:18,298 --> 00:13:20,498
I'm talking about the salt.
265
00:13:20,500 --> 00:13:23,066
I have been slaving away
all day to make a nice meal,
266
00:13:23,068 --> 00:13:26,137
and you're-- You're--
You're dumping salt on it.
267
00:13:26,139 --> 00:13:27,737
It brings out
the natural flavor.
268
00:13:27,739 --> 00:13:29,941
Yeah,
of salt.
269
00:13:31,376 --> 00:13:33,310
All I wanted was to have
one nice night,
270
00:13:33,312 --> 00:13:36,047
and you've done everything
possible to sabotage it!
271
00:13:36,049 --> 00:13:38,482
So why don't you just strip
back down to your underwear
272
00:13:38,484 --> 00:13:42,452
and invite a few convicts over
so you can talk about meat!
273
00:13:47,692 --> 00:13:51,828
It's a poor hostess that makes
her guests feel uncomfortable.
274
00:13:57,568 --> 00:13:58,769
Uh, Liz?
275
00:13:58,771 --> 00:14:01,004
( screams )
Shut up!
276
00:14:04,509 --> 00:14:07,979
Now I know
where I know you from.
277
00:14:07,981 --> 00:14:11,515
You drive a beat-up
green Oldsmobile, don't you?
278
00:14:11,517 --> 00:14:13,184
You rear-ended me last summer,
279
00:14:13,186 --> 00:14:16,253
and we exchanged numbers
at the scene.
280
00:14:16,255 --> 00:14:18,389
I'm suing you.
281
00:14:18,391 --> 00:14:20,190
( blues theme playing )
282
00:14:23,027 --> 00:14:25,195
That party was horrible.
283
00:14:25,197 --> 00:14:28,532
I've never felt so out of place
in my entire life.
284
00:14:31,202 --> 00:14:34,005
I know what you mean.
285
00:14:34,007 --> 00:14:35,272
Hey, you want a beer?
286
00:14:35,274 --> 00:14:36,807
I got my own fridge.
287
00:14:36,809 --> 00:14:40,111
Can you believe
someone threw this away?
288
00:14:40,113 --> 00:14:42,879
Uh, no thanks. I'm good.
289
00:14:57,562 --> 00:14:59,864
Look, Brad,
I-I'm really sorry about
290
00:14:59,866 --> 00:15:02,900
all the cracks Becker was
making about your age.
291
00:15:02,902 --> 00:15:05,836
You don't have
a problem with it, do you?
292
00:15:07,172 --> 00:15:09,706
No, I'm fine.
293
00:15:11,142 --> 00:15:13,577
( screams )
294
00:15:13,579 --> 00:15:15,979
Sorry, dude.
I didn't know that you--
295
00:15:17,382 --> 00:15:19,183
Dude.
296
00:15:20,652 --> 00:15:22,752
Get out of here.
297
00:15:26,191 --> 00:15:28,926
Dude.
298
00:15:31,396 --> 00:15:33,297
( door closes )
299
00:15:45,077 --> 00:15:46,343
Uh, sorry about that.
300
00:15:46,345 --> 00:15:50,247
I just really wanted
everything to be just right.
301
00:15:50,249 --> 00:15:53,317
You know,
since it's the first time.
302
00:15:55,854 --> 00:15:58,723
You mean, our first time.
303
00:15:58,725 --> 00:16:00,857
No, my first time.
304
00:16:03,561 --> 00:16:07,131
Oh, now I get it.
305
00:16:07,133 --> 00:16:09,633
For a second there,
I thought you were serious,
306
00:16:09,635 --> 00:16:12,536
And I was like, "ugh."
307
00:16:12,538 --> 00:16:14,371
Oh, you are serious.
308
00:16:14,373 --> 00:16:17,240
That's cool.
309
00:16:17,242 --> 00:16:19,543
Does it bother you
that I'm a virgin?
310
00:16:19,545 --> 00:16:21,412
No.
311
00:16:24,048 --> 00:16:26,983
I wanted to wait until
I met someone I really liked.
312
00:16:26,985 --> 00:16:28,552
And then I met you.
313
00:16:30,555 --> 00:16:33,357
I'll remember this night
for the rest of my life.
314
00:16:34,459 --> 00:16:37,894
Um, Brad, uh,
I can't do this.
315
00:16:37,896 --> 00:16:38,863
Reggie, what's wrong?
316
00:16:38,865 --> 00:16:41,665
Oh, Brad,
317
00:16:41,667 --> 00:16:43,133
you're a terrific guy,
318
00:16:43,135 --> 00:16:45,035
and you're right,
319
00:16:45,037 --> 00:16:47,438
the first time
should be perfect.
320
00:16:47,440 --> 00:16:49,840
And this won't be.
321
00:16:49,842 --> 00:16:51,675
I should go.
322
00:16:54,245 --> 00:16:57,981
Sure there's nothing I can do
to change your mind?
323
00:17:00,785 --> 00:17:03,454
Positive.
324
00:17:03,456 --> 00:17:05,322
( blues theme playing )
325
00:17:13,899 --> 00:17:17,234
Why are you
stapling those forms?
326
00:17:17,236 --> 00:17:19,336
I don't know.
327
00:17:19,338 --> 00:17:21,605
Well, why don't you use
paper clips instead?
328
00:17:21,607 --> 00:17:24,208
I don't know.
329
00:17:24,210 --> 00:17:26,176
Why not staple 'em
on the other side?
330
00:17:26,178 --> 00:17:28,179
I don't know.
I don't know.
331
00:17:28,181 --> 00:17:30,280
I just don't know.
332
00:17:30,282 --> 00:17:32,249
And I don't know why
I don't file the patients
333
00:17:32,251 --> 00:17:33,484
by their first names,
334
00:17:33,486 --> 00:17:36,186
or why the walls are not
a more cheerful color,
335
00:17:36,188 --> 00:17:38,588
or why I use blue ink
instead of black,
336
00:17:38,590 --> 00:17:41,191
or why you are still alive!
337
00:17:42,593 --> 00:17:45,229
I just do it how I do it
338
00:17:45,231 --> 00:17:47,063
'cause that's how I do it.
339
00:17:48,933 --> 00:17:52,802
Gosh, Margaret, I'm just trying
to learn, like you told me.
340
00:17:52,804 --> 00:17:54,404
Well,
now I'm telling you to stop!
341
00:17:54,406 --> 00:17:57,207
Just go back to doing
exactly what you used to do.
342
00:17:57,209 --> 00:18:00,610
Read a magazine, talk
on the phone, screw stuff up.
343
00:18:00,612 --> 00:18:03,013
Just don't bother me!
344
00:18:08,653 --> 00:18:10,854
Damn, I'm good.
345
00:18:10,856 --> 00:18:12,823
( blues theme playing )
346
00:18:16,694 --> 00:18:18,562
( blues theme playing )
347
00:18:23,801 --> 00:18:27,003
Oh, well,
if it isn't Mr. Salty.
348
00:18:28,940 --> 00:18:30,374
Shut up, will you?
349
00:18:30,376 --> 00:18:31,742
I heard the fight
at your house
350
00:18:31,744 --> 00:18:34,978
lasted longer
than the one at the Garden.
351
00:18:36,248 --> 00:18:38,081
Yeah,
thanks for running out.
352
00:18:38,083 --> 00:18:42,153
What? Did you have to get Junior
home so you could tuck him in?
353
00:18:42,155 --> 00:18:45,889
As a matter of fact,
we did go back to Brad's place.
354
00:18:45,891 --> 00:18:48,892
And, uh, I'll tell you
something, I think it's a night
355
00:18:48,894 --> 00:18:51,862
that neither one of us
will ever forget.
356
00:18:51,864 --> 00:18:53,497
Really?
357
00:18:53,499 --> 00:18:55,366
Oh, yeah.
358
00:18:57,301 --> 00:18:58,736
So how's Liz?
359
00:18:58,738 --> 00:19:01,204
Still locked
in the bathroom?
360
00:19:01,206 --> 00:19:03,407
She left shortly after you did.
361
00:19:03,409 --> 00:19:04,775
Did she say anything?
362
00:19:04,777 --> 00:19:08,646
Uh, just two words, loudly.
363
00:19:08,648 --> 00:19:10,948
Uh, did it ever occur to you
to apologize?
364
00:19:10,950 --> 00:19:13,517
Yeah, I'm not very good
at apologizing.
365
00:19:13,519 --> 00:19:16,386
How would you know?
366
00:19:16,388 --> 00:19:19,323
It was her idea
to have the dinner party.
367
00:19:19,325 --> 00:19:21,292
You know. It wasn't my fault
it didn't work.
368
00:19:21,294 --> 00:19:23,460
What am I supposed to do,
crawl back to her place
369
00:19:23,462 --> 00:19:25,329
on my hands and knees?
I'll tell you something,
370
00:19:25,331 --> 00:19:27,764
if I had to choose
between salt and her,
371
00:19:27,766 --> 00:19:29,300
I know which way I'm going.
372
00:19:29,302 --> 00:19:31,569
Well, I'm with you, buddy.
I mean, show Liz who's boss.
373
00:19:31,571 --> 00:19:33,069
Don't let her
walk all over you.
374
00:19:33,071 --> 00:19:35,005
I mean, if a man
can't salt his own steak--
375
00:19:35,007 --> 00:19:37,441
Hey, uh,
just shut up.
376
00:19:38,743 --> 00:19:40,877
Hello, John.
377
00:19:40,879 --> 00:19:42,613
Oh, damn.
378
00:19:44,082 --> 00:19:47,317
The flowers and the phone calls
got me over here.
379
00:19:47,319 --> 00:19:49,286
Did you wanna say something?
380
00:19:49,288 --> 00:19:52,389
What kind of flowers,
badass?
381
00:19:52,391 --> 00:19:53,657
Shut up, will you?
382
00:19:53,659 --> 00:19:56,994
Can we just talk about this
in private, please?
383
00:20:15,079 --> 00:20:16,380
Well?
384
00:20:16,382 --> 00:20:17,715
What?
385
00:20:17,717 --> 00:20:19,049
You sent me flowers.
386
00:20:19,051 --> 00:20:21,518
I assume you wanted
to say something to me.
387
00:20:21,520 --> 00:20:24,421
Well, isn't that the point
of sending flowers?
388
00:20:24,423 --> 00:20:26,623
You don't have to say anything.
389
00:20:27,692 --> 00:20:31,095
All right, I'll talk.
390
00:20:31,097 --> 00:20:33,797
I knew who you were
when we started dating,
391
00:20:33,799 --> 00:20:37,601
but I thought that occasionally
you might meet me halfway.
392
00:20:37,603 --> 00:20:39,870
Well-- But what about
the flowers?
393
00:20:39,872 --> 00:20:42,206
Forget about the flowers.
394
00:20:42,208 --> 00:20:44,708
Look,
let's cut to the chase.
395
00:20:44,710 --> 00:20:47,611
I want to hear you say
"I'm sorry."
396
00:20:47,613 --> 00:20:50,480
You do that, we move on.
397
00:20:51,482 --> 00:20:53,316
The flowers were
supposed to come in a mug
398
00:20:53,318 --> 00:20:54,418
with a little heart on it.
399
00:20:54,420 --> 00:20:57,087
Did you get the mug?
400
00:20:57,089 --> 00:20:58,622
Oh, all right, all right.
401
00:21:01,459 --> 00:21:02,559
I'm sorry.
402
00:21:02,561 --> 00:21:03,560
( both gasp )
403
00:21:03,562 --> 00:21:05,462
Hey, shut up,
will you?
404
00:21:06,931 --> 00:21:10,567
That's all I wanted.
405
00:21:10,569 --> 00:21:12,903
You wanna go get
some Chinese food?
406
00:21:12,905 --> 00:21:15,639
Well, if that's what
you really want.
407
00:21:20,078 --> 00:21:23,713
No, no, no. Public.
We're in public.
408
00:21:23,715 --> 00:21:26,650
You know, it wasn't
the flowers that got me.
409
00:21:26,652 --> 00:21:30,321
I thought it was pretty cute
you sending me those steaks.
410
00:21:30,323 --> 00:21:31,955
I-I didn't send you steaks.
411
00:21:34,058 --> 00:21:35,492
Oh, my God.
412
00:21:37,562 --> 00:21:39,563
( blues theme playing )
413
00:21:40,698 --> 00:21:42,433
( upbeat blues theme playing )
414
00:21:42,483 --> 00:21:47,033
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