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( upbeat blues theme playing )
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Well, the Bronx is quite the
Christmas wonderland, isn't it?
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I leave my apartment,
first thing I see
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is Santa taking
a whiz in the alley.
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And then in the building across
the street, apparently someone
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was naughty 'cause a couple
of elves were takin' a TV
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out of a third-story window.
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Oh, yeah, yeah, let's not--
Let's not forget our friendly
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neighborhood hookers.
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They've put their
stockings on with care,
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hoping that, well,
anyone soon will be there.
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God, Becker, you remind me
of that Christmas movie
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where the miserable guy
jumps off the bridge,
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and everyone lives their life
as if he was never there.
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It's A Wonderful Life.
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It would be, wouldn't it?
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JAKE:
Come on, John,
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how can you not enjoy Christmas?
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It's the one time where
people go out of their way
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to be nice to each other.
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You mean like the guy who sold
you those Christmas decorations?
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Yeah, as a matter of fact,
he gave me a good deal. Why?
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You wanna tell him, Reg?
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Uh, Jake, you're hanging up
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a bunch of shamrocks
and leprechauns.
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This isn't Frosty?
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It sure feels like Frosty.
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Becker, you never told me
if you and Liz
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were coming
to my Christmas party.
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Liz is going to be
with her sister in Baltimore.
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Oh, she didn't invite you
to go with her?
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Of course not.
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That's why I like her.
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So are you coming to my party?
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Ah, Reg, you know,
thanks for asking,
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but I'm gonna stay home
and be by myself.
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I'm not big on
Christmas parties.
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Party? You're having
a Christmas party?
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Nobody invited me.
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Oh, Bob,
how thoughtless of me.
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I completely forgot
to tell you.
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You're not invited.
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Why would you have a party
and not invite Bob?
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Bob, it's not exactly
the riddle of the sphinx.
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She doesn't like you.
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Come on, Reg.
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If Bob waited to go to places
where people liked him,
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he'd never go anywhere.
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Besides, you know Bob's
gonna show up anyway.
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Yeah,
like mold on cheese.
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Now, before I get
any more depressed,
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I'm going to go downtown
and get my tree.
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BECKER:
Why go all the way downtown?
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It's sort
of a tradition.
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My dad and I used to go downtown
to get a tree when I was a kid.
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Uh, Reg, one question
before you go.
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Is this the baby Jesus?
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( blues theme playing )
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( blues theme playing )
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That's right,
Friday's Christmas Eve,
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and we're closing at 2:00.
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Mm-hm.
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Closing early?
What's that about?
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It's about those of us with
lives going to Reggie's party.
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You can do
whatever it is you do.
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Mr. Remick is in Room 1.
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Dr. Becker,
do you wanna be a part
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of the office
Secret Santa gift exchange?
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No.
See, we pull names out of a hat.
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No.
And then we give a present
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to whoever we pick.
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( whispering ):
It's a secret.
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( whispering ):
No.
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Well, Margaret,
looks like it's just
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you and me
for Secret Santa.
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Linda, you realize that without
Dr. Becker, it's just--
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I'm not saying who I got.
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( "Deck the Halls" playing )
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( inaudible speech )
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( blues theme playing )
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Jake.
Hey.
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Mr. Williams.
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What're you doin'
back there?
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Reggie's gone, people were
hungry, I thought I'd help out.
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She's not gonna like you
touchin' her things.
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If Bob only touched things
people wanted him to touch,
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he'd never touch anything.
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You really
oughta try this.
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His food's not
half as greasy as he is.
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Thank you.
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Oh, my God.
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That's so good
I'm not even goin' to think
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about whether or not
you washed your hands.
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Let's say I did.
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So,
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Dr. Becker,
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you got anything
planned for Christmas?
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Family? Dinner?
Caroling?
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No, no,
and oh, my God, no.
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I'm just gonna stay home
and talk to nobody
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and pray nobody talks to me.
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What a shame.
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All that good cheer
going to waste.
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All right, everybody.
You ready?
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What do you think?
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About what?
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My Christmas lights.
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Not on, Jake.
JAKE: Oh, okay.
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Okay, how about now?
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Still nothing.
JAKE: Okay.
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All right, how about now?
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Hey, Helen Keller, do I need
to spell it into your hand?
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The lights
are not on.
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Okay, okay, I get it,
I get it. Sorry.
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All right,
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how about now?
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( all voicing approval )
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( Jake chuckles )
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Hey, it's the stick
with a stick.
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WILLIAMS:
What happened to your, uh--
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Nobody say a word.
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Yeah, but, Reg,
your tree--
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Nobody say a word.
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We're gonna enjoy
this damn tree.
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We're gonna
have a damn party.
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And it's gonna be the best
damn Christmas ever.
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That's just what
my dad used to say.
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( blues theme playing )
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All right,
I-I give up.
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Who are you supposed to be?
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I'm Joseph.
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You know, from the Christmas
pageant over at Saint Mark's.
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Oh, yeah, all right.
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So, Joseph, what the hell
happened to your face?
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Mary smacked me in the head
with the baby Jesus.
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Because?
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It's a simple misunderstanding.
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You know how in the traditional
story Mary rides in on a donkey?
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Yeah, I've seen the movie.
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Well, this year the donkey
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was a particularly
fine-looking animal,
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and I merely made
mention of that fact.
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You told the Virgin Mary
she had a nice ass, didn't you?
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Come on, doc,
it's Donna from the drugstore.
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She's playing a virgin?
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Boy, talk about
a Christmas miracle.
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Hey, Margaret.
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It's me, Harvey Milstead.
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Think you could, uh,
set me up with the doc?
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I'm not doing
so great today.
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I feel kinda queasy.
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( belches )
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And, uh, could you
make it quick?
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I gotta get back
to the department store.
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All right, I'll work you in,
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but you gotta put
that cigar out, Harvey.
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Uh, I'm sorry,
I mean, Santa.
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Now-- Now, take a seat,
and I'll see what I can do.
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Yeah, well, hurry up,
it's Christmas Eve,
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and I'm Saint
freaking Nick.
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Merry Christmas.
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Little tip here, Joseph,
if you wanna be authentic,
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lose the sneakers.
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What happened to him?
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Oh, it's just another casualty
of organized religion.
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Look, uh, just-- Just give me
a minute before you send
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the next patient in,
will you?
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Oh, do you
really need the minute?
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I wanna get to Reggie's party.
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Oh, fine. I'll just
hold it in, Margaret.
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It's starting to feel
a lot like Christmas.
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BECKER:
It's not what I'm feeling.
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Kris Kringle,
you're up next.
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Hey, Santa, come on,
let's get a move on.
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Linda, do me a favor,
go over there and wake up Santa
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and tell him to get his
big red butt back to Room 2.
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Santa?
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Santa, it's time
to see the doctor.
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Santa,
your reindeer need you.
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Margaret, I think
we have a problem.
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Hold on, please.
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What is it?
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Well,
I think that Santa's...dead.
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I want a truck.
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I want a Hot Wheel.
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I want a Pok?mon.
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Santa?
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( blues theme playing )
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( blues theme playing )
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John, you know you did
everything you could for Harvey.
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At least take comfort in the
fact that he died peacefully.
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You mean on a floor
in the Bronx
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wearing a humiliating costume
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with a kid pulling
on his fake beard?
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I'm trying, John.
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Work with me.
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Gee, Santa dying
on Christmas Eve.
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That's so--
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So--
What's that word?
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Ironic.
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No, that's not it.
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It's kinda like
when an odd thing happens
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at a really weird time.
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Yes, ironic.
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No, more like
a bizarre coincidence.
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That's ironic.
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Dr. Becker,
you're missing the big picture.
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A man died here today.
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And not just any man.
That was Santa.
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And on Christmas Eve.
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I mean, come on,
that's just so...
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So--
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What's that word?
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I have no idea.
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Oh, got it. Ooky.
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John, that was
the coroner's office.
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There was a mix-up
in the paperwork.
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Someone has to go
and ID Harvey.
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Oh, I'm sorry, 'cause I know you
were counting on going down
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to Reggie's party.
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Oh, I am going to that party.
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You're the one with no plans.
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Fine, fine.
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Linda.
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I would, but the last time
I blew my parents off
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on Christmas to go to the
morgue, they got really upset.
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Merry Christmas,
Dr. Becker.
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Merry Christmas,
John.
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( blues theme playing )
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Anybody here? Hello?
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Hey, I've been ringin' the damn
bell out there for 10 minutes.
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Anybody here actually work?
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Sometimes.
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But mostly we like to drink
and get in a drawer
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and see who'll stay in there the
longest without freaking out.
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You what?
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I'm kidding.
We're just havin' a party.
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It's Christmas Eve.
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Oh, yeah, right,
so I've been told.
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Look, I-- I'm just trying to ID
a body here: Harvey Milstead.
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He was dressed as a Santa.
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You'll have
to be more specific.
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We got a load
of Santas in today.
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We got a Latino Santa,
we got a Chinese Santa.
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Oh, yeah, we got a Santa
with a really weird ear.
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Think that
could be your guy?
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No, no.
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You wanna see him anyway?
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No, I-I'll pass.
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Look, no, Har-- Harvey's just--
He's just a regular Santa.
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Well, feel free to browse.
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Oh, yeah, you're right.
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That is a weird ear.
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Told you. Oh...
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Uh, this is my guy.
256
00:13:04,550 --> 00:13:06,083
Excellent.
257
00:13:06,085 --> 00:13:08,953
Fill out what you know
and sign here.
258
00:13:10,388 --> 00:13:13,991
Hey, you want a cold one?
259
00:13:13,993 --> 00:13:15,726
What?
260
00:13:15,728 --> 00:13:17,194
A beer.
261
00:13:20,032 --> 00:13:21,498
Oh.
262
00:13:22,401 --> 00:13:24,634
Yeah, why not?
263
00:13:25,637 --> 00:13:28,005
All these Santas
dying on Christmas Eve,
264
00:13:28,007 --> 00:13:30,407
pretty ironic,
don't you think?
265
00:13:30,409 --> 00:13:31,541
Yes!
266
00:13:31,543 --> 00:13:33,010
Yes, ironic.
267
00:13:33,012 --> 00:13:36,347
That's exactly
what it is, thank you.
268
00:13:36,349 --> 00:13:37,748
Here.
Oh, yeah, hold on.
269
00:13:37,750 --> 00:13:39,149
Let me
look at this.
270
00:13:39,151 --> 00:13:42,052
If you're hungry,
there's some shrimp in there.
271
00:13:43,654 --> 00:13:46,023
Yeah, thank you.
272
00:13:49,694 --> 00:13:51,262
Oh.
273
00:13:53,431 --> 00:13:58,302
Yeah, uh,
I'm not that hungry, actually.
274
00:13:58,304 --> 00:14:00,104
Do you know his next of kin?
275
00:14:00,106 --> 00:14:03,406
Hm? No, no, I-I don't
know him that well.
276
00:14:03,408 --> 00:14:06,977
Well, at least he
won't be a John Doe.
277
00:14:06,979 --> 00:14:10,114
You'd be surprised how many
guys slip through the cracks.
278
00:14:10,116 --> 00:14:13,818
No friends, no family,
no one to claim them.
279
00:14:13,820 --> 00:14:16,053
I mean, imagine being
so alone on Christmas
280
00:14:16,055 --> 00:14:18,989
that nobody
knows you're gone.
281
00:14:20,525 --> 00:14:23,360
Yeah, imagine that.
282
00:14:23,362 --> 00:14:25,529
I don't wanna hold you up.
283
00:14:25,531 --> 00:14:28,598
Uh, I got a party to go to.
I'm sure you got plans.
284
00:14:28,600 --> 00:14:32,169
Yeah, yeah, I got plans.
Well, see you.
285
00:14:32,171 --> 00:14:33,804
Eventually.
286
00:14:36,440 --> 00:14:38,409
( blues theme playing )
287
00:14:43,715 --> 00:14:45,649
( blues theme playing )
288
00:14:49,721 --> 00:14:52,222
REGGIE:
Merry Christmas.
289
00:14:52,224 --> 00:14:54,091
Thank you
for coming.
290
00:14:54,093 --> 00:14:58,228
Hey, I heard you made the food.
It's really amazing.
291
00:14:58,230 --> 00:14:59,129
Thank you.
292
00:14:59,131 --> 00:15:00,130
You know, I'm, uh,
293
00:15:00,132 --> 00:15:02,400
available
for private parties.
294
00:15:02,402 --> 00:15:05,036
Oh, I don't really
have that many people over.
295
00:15:05,038 --> 00:15:07,638
Good, that'll
make it more private.
296
00:15:07,640 --> 00:15:10,507
( laughing awkwardly )
297
00:15:10,509 --> 00:15:13,343
I'm gonna go talk
to someone else now.
298
00:15:15,380 --> 00:15:18,249
Say, Reg, I, uh, know
I went a little overboard
299
00:15:18,251 --> 00:15:20,584
on the Christmas lights.
300
00:15:20,586 --> 00:15:22,253
Uh, I hope it's not too much.
301
00:15:22,255 --> 00:15:25,389
No, Jake, it's fine.
302
00:15:25,391 --> 00:15:26,690
Very subtle.
303
00:15:28,026 --> 00:15:29,694
Hey, Margaret,
the party's almost over.
304
00:15:29,696 --> 00:15:30,695
Let's open our gifts.
305
00:15:30,697 --> 00:15:33,130
Oh, okay. You first.
306
00:15:36,802 --> 00:15:38,836
Wow, an alarm clock.
307
00:15:38,838 --> 00:15:42,206
I've never had
an alarm clock before.
308
00:15:42,208 --> 00:15:44,775
I've always just gotten up
when I felt like it.
309
00:15:44,777 --> 00:15:47,478
I know.
310
00:15:47,480 --> 00:15:49,813
Well, thank you.
It's a lovely gift.
311
00:15:49,815 --> 00:15:51,515
Now your turn.
312
00:15:51,517 --> 00:15:53,183
Okay.
313
00:15:55,887 --> 00:15:57,487
( gasps )
314
00:15:57,489 --> 00:16:00,056
Oh, a shawl.
315
00:16:00,058 --> 00:16:02,526
Oh, it's beautiful.
316
00:16:02,528 --> 00:16:03,861
I--
317
00:16:03,863 --> 00:16:08,399
It's just like the one
my grandmother had.
318
00:16:08,401 --> 00:16:10,968
I know, you once mentioned
how much you loved it,
319
00:16:10,970 --> 00:16:13,804
so I called your sister
and had her describe it to me.
320
00:16:13,806 --> 00:16:16,741
Then I took a class
to learn how to knit.
321
00:16:16,743 --> 00:16:19,844
And I spent the last
six months making it for you.
322
00:16:22,781 --> 00:16:24,448
But, hey,
thanks for the clock.
323
00:16:28,319 --> 00:16:29,986
Good night, Reg.
324
00:16:29,988 --> 00:16:31,889
Thanks for letting Bob
come to your party.
325
00:16:31,891 --> 00:16:33,623
Thank you, Bob.
326
00:16:33,625 --> 00:16:35,959
And your food was pretty good.
327
00:16:35,961 --> 00:16:38,262
Merry Christmas.
328
00:16:38,264 --> 00:16:40,597
Bob is touched.
329
00:16:40,599 --> 00:16:41,999
Speaking of touching...
330
00:16:43,335 --> 00:16:45,602
How about a little
Christmas hug?
331
00:16:46,905 --> 00:16:49,073
Just a second.
332
00:16:54,412 --> 00:16:56,513
Okay, go ahead.
333
00:17:00,952 --> 00:17:03,320
Okay, that's enough.
334
00:17:03,322 --> 00:17:06,289
I said, that's enough.
335
00:17:09,026 --> 00:17:12,563
Reg, uh, can I
have my coat back?
336
00:17:12,565 --> 00:17:14,464
Oh, my God!
337
00:17:16,435 --> 00:17:18,669
Merry Christmas.
338
00:17:20,305 --> 00:17:22,906
Merry Christmas, Reg.
Merry Christmas.
339
00:17:22,908 --> 00:17:24,475
Nice party.
340
00:17:25,911 --> 00:17:28,312
ALL:
Oh!
341
00:17:28,314 --> 00:17:30,648
What?
Nothing.
342
00:17:30,650 --> 00:17:33,017
( all groan )
343
00:17:33,019 --> 00:17:34,085
What?
344
00:17:34,087 --> 00:17:35,952
Nothing.
345
00:17:35,954 --> 00:17:38,655
WOMAN: Thanks for the party.
REGGIE: Oh, good night, guys.
346
00:17:38,657 --> 00:17:40,791
Merry Christmas.
347
00:17:40,793 --> 00:17:42,326
Bye.
348
00:17:45,263 --> 00:17:48,064
Oh, wait,
where is everybody going?
349
00:17:48,066 --> 00:17:49,733
Party over already?
350
00:17:49,735 --> 00:17:52,503
Well, yeah.
351
00:17:52,505 --> 00:17:54,338
Gee, Becker,
I didn't think you were coming.
352
00:17:54,340 --> 00:17:57,040
Well, you know, it's-- It's
on the way home, you know.
353
00:17:58,844 --> 00:18:00,577
Well, you know, it's been
a hell of a day, Reg.
354
00:18:00,579 --> 00:18:03,114
Let me have a cup
of coffee, will you?
355
00:18:03,116 --> 00:18:05,583
Oh, gee, Becker, you know,
I-I'm just closing up.
356
00:18:05,585 --> 00:18:07,852
I-I have
a train to catch. I...
357
00:18:07,854 --> 00:18:10,654
Oh, okay.
358
00:18:12,657 --> 00:18:15,459
You know, I mean, it's because
I have to go spend Christmas
359
00:18:15,461 --> 00:18:17,027
with my aunt in Connecticut.
360
00:18:17,029 --> 00:18:19,697
It's no problem, I just came
by for a cigarette, that's all.
361
00:18:20,831 --> 00:18:23,200
Well, you have a--
You have a good time.
362
00:18:23,202 --> 00:18:25,002
See you in a couple of days.
363
00:18:25,004 --> 00:18:26,937
Yeah, you too, Becker.
364
00:18:26,939 --> 00:18:28,972
Merry Christmas.
365
00:18:28,974 --> 00:18:30,874
( blues theme playing )
366
00:18:36,581 --> 00:18:38,315
( knock on door )
367
00:18:42,653 --> 00:18:45,022
Oh, hey,
how you doing?
368
00:18:45,024 --> 00:18:46,724
Wanna come in?
369
00:18:46,726 --> 00:18:49,627
What're you, drunk? I mean,
you're always so mean to me.
370
00:18:49,629 --> 00:18:50,861
It's Christmas.
371
00:18:50,863 --> 00:18:52,329
I was trying to be nice.
372
00:18:54,198 --> 00:18:57,000
Yeah? Then why don't you
try tipping for a change?
373
00:18:57,002 --> 00:18:58,602
Don't get carried away, pal.
374
00:19:01,239 --> 00:19:03,807
( knock on door )
375
00:19:03,809 --> 00:19:07,110
I told you before, no tips.
376
00:19:08,880 --> 00:19:12,216
It's nice to know you say that
to other people too.
377
00:19:12,218 --> 00:19:14,385
What are you doin' here?
I thought you were--
378
00:19:14,387 --> 00:19:16,587
Now, don't go nuts, I just
thought since you were
379
00:19:16,589 --> 00:19:19,223
the only one who didn't
have any place to...
380
00:19:19,225 --> 00:19:22,560
I mean, you know,
you didn't have anybody to...
381
00:19:22,562 --> 00:19:24,762
Look, I just figured since
I'd be gone for a couple of days
382
00:19:24,764 --> 00:19:27,564
that somebody
should enjoy my tree.
383
00:19:29,334 --> 00:19:30,934
Oh.
384
00:19:30,936 --> 00:19:33,203
At least,
what's left of it.
385
00:19:38,943 --> 00:19:41,077
Oh, well, that-- That's,
uh-- That's very nice, Reg.
386
00:19:41,079 --> 00:19:42,913
Thank you.
387
00:19:42,915 --> 00:19:44,248
( sighs )
388
00:19:46,251 --> 00:19:50,254
Okay, then. Uh, well, since
you're not big on hugging,
389
00:19:50,256 --> 00:19:52,256
I'll just go.
390
00:19:52,258 --> 00:19:53,324
Merry Christmas.
391
00:19:53,326 --> 00:19:55,058
Merry Christmas.
392
00:20:07,372 --> 00:20:10,307
( "We Wish YouA Merry Christmas" playing )
393
00:20:23,154 --> 00:20:25,388
Ah!
394
00:21:05,730 --> 00:21:07,665
( upbeat blues theme playing )
395
00:21:07,715 --> 00:21:12,265
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