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Open season on E.T.s, Frank?
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Remember Ozzy...
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Get in quietly, get out quietly.
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I certainly hope that is the case.
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Sorry, Oz.
We won't be needing that.
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Bloody Barry!
Bastard!
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What are we going to do
if we're spotted, Frank?
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Well, I guess we shoot the bastards.
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My turn to the magnum.
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I just wish we didn't have
to wear all this crap.
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Yeah but you know what
the rules are.
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When we work undercover
we have to remain faceless.
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Oh I get it, just in case we kill
a lot of innocent people.
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Don't you forget, we're only
authorised to use violence...
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when there's a threat
to the planet Earth.
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-And the moon!
-And the moon!
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There you go, Oz.
Stick this stuff on.
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We ought to have a look around.
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If these are aliens, they might have
parked their spaceship.
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They might have come
in a telephone box.
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Well let's just get that guy out
and will contact base...
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and give them
the code-words for invasion.
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"The bastards have landed."
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"The bastards have landed."
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I'll be there in a moment, Robert.
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Welcome my friends.
The job is almost done.
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We take off for home tomorrow.
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I'm sure you'll be pleased
to be leaving this shitty planet.
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In the meantime I must impress
upon you the importance...
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of remaining in human form...
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no matter how awkward, uncomfortable
and ugly it makes you feel.
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We are so close to success
that we must take no chances.
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Right.
Looks pretty quiet.
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-Probably all gone to bed.
-Jeez, I hope not.
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Right, synchronise watches.
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Twelve oh one.
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Check.
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Check.
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Let's go.
We're on triple time.
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The sad news is that
we will be heading for Nalic Nod...
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with six of our co-workers
in a state of permanent death.
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They died today,
murdered by some real arse-holes.
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Robert escaped their clutches
and reported back to me.
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My God!
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What the...?
My God... the blood!
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Shit!
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Somebody could get killed in here.
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Vacuum the floors,
clean the windows and...
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all the boxes must be loaded into
the freezer early in the morning.
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We've been wasting our time
unless we can present samples...
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to the Nalic Nod Fast Food Authority.
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Isn't it amazing how you can fit
a whole town of humans...
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into a few card of board boxes,
if you slice off the fat?
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It's the value of keeping your knife
sharp and your mind clean.
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Jesus guys, Derek was right!
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This is what's left
of the people from Kaihoro.
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They're in those boxes!
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Get him, Barry!
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For God's sake guys,
keep it quiet!
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Shut him up, Oz.
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I've just cleaned that bit.
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Uh, that's gross!
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Gee!
They come to bits easy!
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Get rid of it!
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The old magic's still there.
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What are you doing Frank?
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I'm going to go in and find out
what's going on.
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Here, he was carrying this.
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You, stay here.
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...the importance of keeping the
bloody books up to date.
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The past week has been difficult...
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and I would like to say
how proud I am of you all.
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The manner in which you conducted
a very tricky slaughter operation...
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has been a real credit to you
and indeed...
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to the whole Crumb's Crunchy
Delights organisation.
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Your paychecks will reflect
the gratitude of the company.
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I don't think we'll have
any more trouble.
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However...
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we will be handing
these around later.
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I am certain that...
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when the homo sapiens taste takes
the galaxy by storm as it will..
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Crumb's Crunchy Delights
will be back at the top.
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McYaballow's Fried Moonrat
won't know what hit them.
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All the livestock we need
are right here.
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Four billion of them!
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Right, Robert.
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Once the Fast Food Authority
have checked the samples...
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and issued
the Mass Slaughter Permits...
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this grotty little planet
will tremble...
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under the full might of
the Lord Crumb restaurant chain!
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Within a year the giant mincer
will descend from the sky...
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the sun reflecting
from its silver bits...
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and no army on earth
will be able to stop...
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the noddy-burger machine!
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I see the gruel is ready!
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An exquisite bouquet, Robert.
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Aren't I lucky, I got a chunky bit!
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Here you are, boys.
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We'll bring out a whole line...
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of homo-sapiens low-calorie
delicacies...
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juicy raw rump...
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brains soaked in lemon juice...
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spinal fluid sauce...
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assorted organ stew...
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sapien-burguers...
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and chewy homo nuggets.
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Just before we leave tomorrow...
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00:10:03,251 --> 00:10:06,713
we'll have a little party dinner
with fresh local meat.
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It's my show of appreciation
to you all.
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Christ, you'll never believe
what I just had to do!
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Did you have to drink
some chuck?
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Come on, let's find that guy
and get out of here.
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Goodnight, boys.
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Goodnight, Reg.
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Oh, Robert,
what a lovely little hottie!
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You OK?
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Careful!
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-Thanks.
-Get dressed.
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Door!
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Well, at least we got in quietly.
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Stay here!
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Up here!
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Got him!
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Good one!
Get the bastards!
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There's more outside!
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Split up!
Send the boy up here!
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Come on!
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How many did you see?
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About eight or nine.
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Nah, there's heaps more.
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That's one less.
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-Ever been in a gun battle before?
-No.
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Me neither, but this one's
going to be beaut eh?
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Go Frank!
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Cover the back!
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Gotcha!
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Come on!
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00:19:38,123 --> 00:19:40,585
Look out!
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00:22:54,392 --> 00:22:57,937
I bet that cleared his sinuses.
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That's another beer you owe me,
Oz.
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Let's go that way.
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00:24:05,807 --> 00:24:07,225
You reckon?
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00:24:07,434 --> 00:24:10,145
Too right!
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00:24:38,303 --> 00:24:40,764
Bastard!
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00:25:46,673 --> 00:25:50,053
Bastard!
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00:26:00,648 --> 00:26:03,860
Go, I'll cover you!
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Where the hell's Barry?
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00:26:49,287 --> 00:26:51,873
Aw, sod it!
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00:27:12,315 --> 00:27:13,941
Oh, shit!
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00:27:14,150 --> 00:27:16,944
Jeez!
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00:28:16,388 --> 00:28:19,183
The gun, Robert!
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00:28:36,996 --> 00:28:40,749
Come on Barry,
stop farting around!
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00:28:52,596 --> 00:28:54,557
Right, let's go out of here.
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00:28:54,765 --> 00:28:57,978
What the hell is that?
155
00:29:00,647 --> 00:29:04,944
-Well it sounds to me like...
-Oh shut up, codpiece face!
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00:29:25,634 --> 00:29:29,306
You three, kill them!
157
00:29:29,514 --> 00:29:34,019
The rest of you get these bodies
on board the ship.
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00:30:31,627 --> 00:30:36,299
-Jeez, they're real dickheads!
-Derek was right all along.
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00:30:53,737 --> 00:30:56,656
Get him, Oz!
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00:30:57,032 --> 00:30:59,660
Get down!
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00:31:08,086 --> 00:31:11,382
Oh, bloody hell!
162
00:31:22,603 --> 00:31:25,899
Come on, baby!
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00:31:32,198 --> 00:31:33,616
Keen jogger, mate?
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00:31:33,824 --> 00:31:37,913
Should have bought a Holden,
Frank!
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00:32:13,912 --> 00:32:14,996
What's up, Oz?
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00:32:15,205 --> 00:32:18,292
You go on, I'm going to go back
and stop those bastards.
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00:32:18,501 --> 00:32:21,462
-We're supposed to be going for help.
-You go.
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00:32:21,671 --> 00:32:26,009
Besides, you're not going
to be back in time to stop them.
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00:32:27,136 --> 00:32:29,723
Come on!
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00:33:57,782 --> 00:34:00,869
Good one!
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00:34:02,996 --> 00:34:06,292
That was my car!
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00:34:16,971 --> 00:34:21,977
Just go to the nearest phone
and call head office.
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00:34:24,062 --> 00:34:28,901
-Hi, my name's Giles Copeland.
-Yeah, I'm Barry, let's go.
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00:34:42,292 --> 00:34:45,963
That's the end of those
weekend cowboys!
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00:34:46,172 --> 00:34:50,217
Let's go home.
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00:35:02,315 --> 00:35:06,612
Dum dum dum...
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00:35:33,768 --> 00:35:38,899
Jesus Oz, what are you doing?
That's an historical homestead!
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Yeah, I know it.
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00:35:41,068 --> 00:35:44,280
I've got another one here, too.
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00:36:03,511 --> 00:36:05,555
Wankers!
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00:36:05,763 --> 00:36:08,142
For God's sake, Oz,
put that thing down.
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00:36:08,350 --> 00:36:11,395
Let's get in there
and hit the leader.
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Hey, wait for me!
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00:38:49,995 --> 00:38:54,249
Holy shit!
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00:39:10,018 --> 00:39:12,938
OK then!
186
00:39:13,355 --> 00:39:16,275
Quit playing with them.
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00:39:37,299 --> 00:39:38,467
Good one!
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00:39:38,676 --> 00:39:40,678
-Yaaah!
-Derek!
189
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-Bastards!
-Jesus!
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00:39:42,556 --> 00:39:45,434
-He's gone apeshit!
-Bastard!
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00:39:45,642 --> 00:39:48,771
Let's get the hell out of here!
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00:40:12,923 --> 00:40:17,012
-Are you all right?
-Get the launcher!
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00:40:18,722 --> 00:40:22,351
Blast the bastard!
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00:41:48,451 --> 00:41:51,413
No!
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00:41:51,413 --> 00:41:53,415
Ozzy!
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00:41:53,623 --> 00:41:56,794
Frank!
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00:42:06,763 --> 00:42:10,852
Where the hell are you going?
Come here!
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00:43:47,297 --> 00:43:50,008
Holy shit!
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00:43:50,216 --> 00:43:53,262
Derek!
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00:44:17,206 --> 00:44:18,750
Jeez Oz...
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00:44:18,958 --> 00:44:21,336
Here you go mate.
202
00:44:21,544 --> 00:44:25,758
-I don't smoke.
-Uh!
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00:44:32,182 --> 00:44:35,185
Bastards!
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00:44:59,296 --> 00:45:03,134
Hello, are you there?
205
00:45:06,388 --> 00:45:09,307
Mummy!
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00:45:14,355 --> 00:45:15,439
...very well really.
207
00:45:15,648 --> 00:45:18,694
But then these pricks
tried to take us on...
208
00:45:18,902 --> 00:45:21,280
but we soon fixed them...
209
00:45:21,488 --> 00:45:25,160
Lost all the scummy
third-class labourers...
210
00:45:25,368 --> 00:45:27,453
but I've got some great samples...
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00:45:27,662 --> 00:45:30,749
I'll be home
in about twenty minutes.
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00:45:30,958 --> 00:45:32,960
Hold the line!
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00:45:33,169 --> 00:45:35,881
Shit!
214
00:46:20,640 --> 00:46:24,895
Suck my spinning steel, shithead!
215
00:47:15,829 --> 00:47:19,417
I'm born again!
216
00:47:25,829 --> 00:47:35,417
Resynck: Xenzai[NEF]
217
00:47:30,846 --> 00:47:35,101
I'm coming to get you bastards!
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