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[farts]
MALORY: Oh, for the...
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- That's disgusting.
- [chuckles] Me?
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You're the one
that's covered in farts.
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And why couldn't you
put on some clothes
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- before we left the village?
- What, seriously?
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You think I'd be caught dead
dressed like a Nazi?
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Those old cannibal women
had washed and folded
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- your regular clothes.
- Well, it's also hard to go back
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after you taste
the freedom of the coconut.
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- PAM: Master coconut!
- Nobody gets that!
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- You know what I don't get?
- The fact that you're not really a goddess?
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- I was gonna say fractions.
- I was gonna say fractions.
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I don't get why she's even with us.
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- I'm here because...
- Because I say so.
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So end of story.
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- In return for which...
- [quietly] I split the idol with you 50/50.
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I... wait, no.
I-I'd split it with you 50/50.
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- It comes out the same.
- Yeah, but... what, wait, what?
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You, me and the idol makes three.
What do you say?
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- Wait, what are they saying?
- ARCHER: Nothing.
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No, what are you talking about?
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- Nothing!
- Okay!
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- God!
- There are no gods!
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Will you idiots hold it down?
[creature snarling]
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[gasping]
Mon dieu.
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Jesus, loud much? Are you
trying to attract apex predators?
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Oh, please.
I just wiped out
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a literal goddamn boatload
of Nazi stormtroopers.
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Doesn't get much more apex
than that.
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[chuckles menacingly]
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All right, Mr. Tough Guy.
You don't have to chuckle menacingly.
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- What? I wasn't.
- Holy shit, look! There it is.
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[all gasping, muttering]
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Okay, so, just so we're
all on the same page,
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we're walking
into an active volcano.
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[all mutter agreement]
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NOAH: Well, that's where
the idol is, so...
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I was double-checking, Noah!
[chuckles, sighs]
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I don't know why
you make me so furious.
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For me, it's his face.
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[title music]
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9x08 - A Discovery
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[straining, grunting]
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[sighs] Oh, come on.
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Put your backs into it.
[grunts]
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If I put my back in any more,
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it's gonna come
gooshin' out my front.
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Oui, c'est impossible.
I give up.
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- How French.
- You know...
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So what? We just sit here
and wait for a clue
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- from a goddamn thrush?
- [scoffs] Thrushes.
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Uh, what are you talking about?
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- Like at the portal of Erebor.
- Uh...
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- Jesus, dummy, in The Hobbit.
- The what?
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- Wait, what?
- Seriously?
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Holy shit, that's right.
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He's been on this
crummy island four years,
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- so he's never heard of The Hobbit.
- Which, as we all know,
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was published just last year in 1937.
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So, what is it?
A motion picture or...?
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[groans loudly]
Damn it, bird!
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- It's a book.
- It's the book.
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It's got dwarves.
It's got goblins.
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It's got wizards.
It's got, um...
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- Hobbits?
- Hobbits!
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Huh. You guys don't really
strike me as readers,
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- especially of fantasy.
- That's because you're an asshole.
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Might I make a suggestion?
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I know what you're
gonna say, Mother,
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but even if we had enough people
to act out the book,
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we don't have time.
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- Yeah, it's long as shit.
- I don't see that as a negative.
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- I don't know. All those songs.
- Eh.
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Well, as stupid as this
is, I was going to suggest
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- pulling on the door?
- Goddamn it.
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- Mm-hmm. [gasping]
- Whoa!
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Lucky guess.
Okay, let's see here.
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[wings fluttering]
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Um...
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[screaming]
Jesus Christ!
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- Noah!
- Yeah?
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[chuckles]
You're on point, buddy.
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Wunderbar.
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Those damn fools are going
to lead me straight to the idol.
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[sniffs]
And themselves straight to hell.
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[cackles]
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_
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NOAH: Are you crazy?
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- It's pitch black down there.
- Noah, if I have to ask you again,
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- it's gonna be in the form of a shove.
- But... [grunts]
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What the...?
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No, no, no, no, no!
[heavy thud]
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ARCHER: Noah, go open the door.
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NOAH: How? I can't even see
my hand in front of my face.
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ARCHER: Well, then I guess
you can't see my fists
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swinging around
like a goddamn windmill
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as I walk toward you, so...
[arms swinging]
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[punch lands]
PAM: Ow!
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- ARCHER: Oh.
- PAM: Goddamn it!
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- ARCHER: Did I get you?
- PAM: What do you think?
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- RAY: Seriously?
- CRACKERS: God, moron. [Cheryl laughs]
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ARCHER: Oh, come on.
I was trying to hit Noah.
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MALORY: For the love of God, will...!
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CHERYL: There is no... Ow!
[punch lands]
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- MALORY: Now will someone open the door?
- CHERYL: Okay! God!
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[footsteps]
[rock grinds]
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[oohing, gasping]
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I think the floor did that.
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Well, it should make this a lot easier.
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What, a floor that when you step
on it random shit happens?
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Yeah, so I guess,
everybody, watch your step.
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- Uh, that's it?
- Um... watch your step and shut up?
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- Yeah. Thanks. - Okay.
- Real mature.
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Oh, and I guess try not to bunch up.
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Sauf toi Doudou,
reste a c�t� de moi.
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Doudou? [gasps]
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- [all exclaiming] What's happening?
- Doudou!
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- Oh, it's just like the ponies.
- [laughs] Oh, man!
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That's hobbit as balls!
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RAY: We must go back.
We cannot just leave Doudou.
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ARCHER: Well, not to split
hairs, but he left us, so...
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- [rumbling] Jesus Christ!
- Oh, no. What?
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Noah, what the shit was that?
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Well, I'm not a volcanologist,
and glad of it, am I right?
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But the Mua Mua were always
talking about how Tarako
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was way overdue to erupt.
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- [sighs] Bad news.
- Great.
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Oh, how would a bunch
of cannibals know?
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- Oral tradition?
- And, you know, technically,
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- now you're all cannibals, so...
- I had one little kebab.
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What were we supposed to do,
insult them?
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- Plus, I was pretty hungry.
- Can we just pick a direction?
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Well, they're both pretty well lit.
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- I say we turn back.
- Quel choc.
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- Then go. Nobody's stopping you.
- Fine.
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Quoi?
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- [sighs] M�rde.
- So left?
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[overlapping chatter]
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Okay, and was it just me,
or when that big rumble happened
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was everybody for a second like,
"Oh, my God, Smaug"?
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- Yes! Right?
- Who?
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- Oh, my God.
- CRACKERS: It's like...
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- CHERYL: He's got no frame of reference.
- ARCHER: Smaug, dickhead!
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The fire-breathing dragon
who lives under the mountain.
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[laughs]
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[rumbling]
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[gulps, chuckles]
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_
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[sniffs, sighs]
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[heavy footsteps]
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- [rumbling] Whoa.
- Goddamn it. [gasping]
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So, when you say "way overdue..."
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I don't know, ten years?
10,000?
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So, either way, probably not great.
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- Ugh, look.
- PAM: It's a dead end.
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- Damn it, I said we should go right.
- No, you didn't.
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Well?
Okay, so let's double back.
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No, look,
I think there's a door here.
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ALL: Where?
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MALORY: And some crazy
cannibal cartoons.
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[gasps] Petroglyphs.
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- [gasps] What do they say?
- Um... uh...
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- Noah!
- Okay.
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It says, "This is the temple
of the fire god Tarako,
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guarded by the tupua."
There's a powerful curse,
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which the Mua Mua already
told me about, so, uh...
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[laughs] That's pretty good.
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- What?!
- What does it say?!
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Well, it's a pun; it makes
a play on the word for "curse,"
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but also the word for "soup,"
but it's more like a stew, I guess.
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Like, uh... Oh.
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We don't really have a word
for it in Engl... Ow!
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We do have a word for it!
"Stew"!
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Does it say how to open the door?
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- Yeah, it says push.
- Idiot.
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CRACKERS: Wait, so... do we want to
talk about this curse, or... Whaaat?!
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[all oohing, gasping]
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- Huh.
- Well? Where's the damn idol?
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- Um, Noah?
- I don't kn... Ow!
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- Then what the hell good are you?!
- I got us in the door, didn't I?
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I think it's safe to assume
we would've tried pushing on it.
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- Maybe eventually, but...
- No, no, it's got to be here.
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- Come on, help me look.
- Okay.
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- Okay, yeah.
- All right.
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Well, if you find a bar, I'll take
a Mai Tai, hold the fruit juice.
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- What the...?!
- What?! - Uh...
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Whoa!
Look! Check it out!
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- Is it a bar?
- Why would it be a bar?
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Why wouldn't it? This whole place
is like a prehistoric Trader Vic's.
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Ooh, I think her totem pole did it.
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Uh, actually, totem poles
are indige... Ow!
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Holy shit!
Pam, sit on that one.
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Reynaud, sit on yours!
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Okay, uh, lady whose life I ruined.
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Oh, my God, I forgot about that.
[chuckles]
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- It's working.
- Look at that.
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- Voil�!
- Noah, Princess, come on, go, go, go!
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[music]
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ARCHER: Holy shit.
It's a giant emerald.
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[gasping]
[overlapping exclamations]
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Wait a minute,
do emeralds glow in the dark?
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No, but uranium does.
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- What? - Uranium?
- Seriously?
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I bet uranium's worth a jillion
times more than emeralds.
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- Sterling, wait!
- What?!
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- It's radioactive.
- Oh, of course.
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That's what the whole
"death soup" thing was about.
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- Goddamn it, Noah.
- Jesus, Noah!
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The Mua Mua legend says
anybody who touches the idol
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starts puking and shitting blood
and then, uh, melts.
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- Now you tell us?!
- Also, ew.
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Come to think of it, I don't know
how anybody could've carved it.
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Why would those cannibals
let us come all this way
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to find the damn thing
if they knew it would kill us?
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I really can't stress how much
they hate white people.
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- Even after we ate Nazis together?
- Oh, yeah.
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I bet they're laughing
their well-toned asses off.
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[hysterical laughter]
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Well, then they're
not really our friends.
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- Wow.
- Had to be said.
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Okay, so how do we get it out of here
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without shitting ourselves to death?
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- We can roll it.
- I don't know.
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- Lead! - Uh, lead?
- Um...
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- So stupid.
- Like when you get an X-ray.
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Hey that's right, lead's
a natural radiation shield.
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Hey, he's right.
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- He's right?
- Yeah, you heard the man.
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- Ugh!
- So where are we going
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to find enough lead
in this place to wrap it up?
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[gun cocks]
[all gasp] What?
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Perhaps I can help.
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No, thank you.
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_
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M�rde! [screams]
[squawks]
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- [grunts]
- Ugh.
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We got company!
Late. Stupid.
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[grunts] Hey, Fritz!
You got company.
241
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[sighs] Goddamn it.
242
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[laughs]
243
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You are powerless
against Uber-Fuchs!
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So, hey, after we get out of here...
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- You think we're gonna live through this?
- [chuckles] Why wouldn't we?
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- Reloading.
- Firing!
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What the...?
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[laughing]
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Goddamn it!
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It's not often
you find a primitive people
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who understand the callback.
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[gasps]
Oh, crap, I got to rewrite my thesis.
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Son of a... [grunts]
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[laughs]
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_
[trigger clicking]
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PAM: Ha-ha!
How do you like them apples?!
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_
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__
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[all gasping]
Shit!
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Ow!
I don't like those apples at all!
261
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Right?
Could things get any worse?
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[rumbling]
[gasping]
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- Maybe I am a goddess... Ow!
- MALORY: Thank you!
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- Was ist los?!
- Holy shit, look!
265
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- [all gasping] PAM: Well, shit!
- Check it out, lava.
266
00:12:58,411 --> 00:13:00,779
Oh, I wonder if that's
what the petroglyphs meant
267
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by "death soup."
Oh, yeah, kinda makes sense.
268
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I mean, if you think ab... Ow!
269
00:13:06,400 --> 00:13:08,901
Guys, come on.
That's dangerous. [gasps]
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[laughs]
Yes, fools, cower before me.
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Just like the world will cower
before the German Reich
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- once we have the idol!
- Says who?
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Says mein Fuhrer, Adolf Hitler!
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The idol is pure uranium!
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And with it, we will construct
a Wunderwaffe
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with the power to destroy entire cities!
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- Oh, typical.
- Of what?
278
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- I don't know, Nazis?
- Oh, for the... Will you do something?!
279
00:13:38,321 --> 00:13:40,889
Like what, play "Dem Bones" at him?
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Oh, great, now that's stuck
in my head. [both gasp]
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[maniacal laugh]
[trigger clicking]
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Was ist...? Ugh!
Verdammt Scheissdreck...
283
00:13:49,771 --> 00:13:53,039
- Look, he's empty, too!
- Well, yeah, but...
284
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[panting]
285
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[gasping]
[alarmed cries]
286
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...he's still a giant robot.
287
00:14:00,656 --> 00:14:02,790
- Seriously?
- Yeah. Look at him.
288
00:14:02,820 --> 00:14:06,055
- So, you're not gonna do anything?
- Well, I'm no good to us dead.
289
00:14:06,048 --> 00:14:08,549
What good are you alive?
[gasps]
290
00:14:08,578 --> 00:14:11,113
[laughs maniacally]
291
00:14:12,106 --> 00:14:13,806
Ja!
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_
293
00:14:16,314 --> 00:14:20,637
__
294
00:14:20,628 --> 00:14:22,595
[laughs]
295
00:14:22,625 --> 00:14:27,495
- And what do you think you're doing?
- I have company.
296
00:14:27,518 --> 00:14:31,168
- Goddamn it!
- Well... [grunts]
297
00:14:31,679 --> 00:14:33,846
[screams]
[all gasping, exclaiming]
298
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Pam!
299
00:14:35,606 --> 00:14:38,574
[laughs maniacally]
Hyah!
300
00:14:38,602 --> 00:14:40,302
[Archer screams]
OTHERS: No!
301
00:14:40,333 --> 00:14:42,301
Sterling!
302
00:14:43,994 --> 00:14:47,562
[steady metallic banging]
303
00:14:50,918 --> 00:14:53,719
PAM: That was your plan?!
304
00:14:53,747 --> 00:14:55,881
- It worked, didn't it?
- I mean...
305
00:14:55,911 --> 00:14:59,046
- Get off me, you fool!
- Shut up! [grunts]
306
00:14:59,073 --> 00:15:03,976
- Somebody do something.
- I will go for help!
307
00:15:05,564 --> 00:15:08,733
- Merci, asshole!
- REYNAUD: Not a problem.
308
00:15:08,726 --> 00:15:12,929
[gasps] Archer, it's too heavy.
I cant hang on!
309
00:15:12,920 --> 00:15:16,756
- [all gasp] ARCHER: Hang on!
- No, that's what I'm saying.
310
00:15:16,781 --> 00:15:18,714
I'm saying it like "give me a second."
311
00:15:18,745 --> 00:15:21,831
- Yeah, I get that, but...
- Jesus Christ, will you shut up?
312
00:15:21,824 --> 00:15:24,508
Nein, nein, nein!
Was is you doing?!
313
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- ARCHER: Sending you...
- Sterling!
314
00:15:28,165 --> 00:15:31,600
...to hell! [grunts]
[Fuchs screaming]
315
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Sterling!
[all gasp]
316
00:15:34,756 --> 00:15:38,124
Oh, for the love of God!
317
00:15:38,151 --> 00:15:41,152
[grunts]
This actually weighs the same.
318
00:15:41,179 --> 00:15:45,682
- I... realize that, idiot.
- Oh, I'm the idiot?
319
00:15:45,706 --> 00:15:48,774
- I mean...
- What? Wait. No, no, no.
320
00:15:48,802 --> 00:15:52,471
- Archer, no! Hang on.
- Oh, hey, princess.
321
00:15:52,497 --> 00:15:54,798
Listen... listen,
if we ever meet again...
322
00:15:54,827 --> 00:15:57,194
- Sterling, no! [all shouting]
- Please!
323
00:15:57,223 --> 00:15:59,224
...just remember this.
324
00:15:59,254 --> 00:16:02,880
We were this close to banging.
325
00:16:04,380 --> 00:16:08,816
- No, we weren't.
- Yes, we... Whoa!
326
00:16:08,840 --> 00:16:12,142
- Sterling!
- Archer!
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00:16:12,169 --> 00:16:13,869
[screaming]
328
00:16:13,866 --> 00:16:19,071
[music]
[chuckles]
329
00:16:19,059 --> 00:16:21,093
This close.
330
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[music]
331
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[music]
332
00:17:32,388 --> 00:17:34,389
[light crackling softly]
333
00:18:06,772 --> 00:18:09,307
[computer beeping]
334
00:18:18,489 --> 00:18:20,490
[clanking, hissing]
335
00:18:40,058 --> 00:18:43,226
[light buzzing]
336
00:18:43,254 --> 00:18:47,023
[clicking dry tongue]
Ah... Ah, ah...
337
00:18:48,580 --> 00:18:51,815
Oh, for the...
Come on, seriously?
338
00:18:51,842 --> 00:18:53,742
What, you couldn't find a snow globe?
339
00:18:53,772 --> 00:18:56,173
MALORY: Oh, quit your bitching.
340
00:18:56,202 --> 00:18:59,203
Good morning... Mother!
341
00:18:59,231 --> 00:19:00,716
Shut up.
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00:19:03,476 --> 00:19:07,843
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