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So, uh, what're we...
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How the hell
are you walking around?
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I'm sorry. Should I not be?
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Are you... Wait,
are you kidding, or...
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Archer! Archer,
you shut your mouth!
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- Because seriously, if you're not...
- Archer!
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You need to go rustle up a dime
and call Robert Goddamn Ripley.
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Wait a minute!
I know that voice...
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So you're saying when I drive
this truck out of here,
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you'd prefer I drove over
your head, not your ankles.
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Wait, what? No, no.
No, I meant...
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I know what you meant.
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Agh!
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Ow!
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You!
You turned me into a freak!
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I think you might be
confusing me with your personal shopper.
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- My what?
- What're you wearing?
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You look like...
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Ugh!
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Ya like that? Archer?
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No.
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'Cause that's the best
you're gonna feel
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for the rest of your short life!
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And as for you, Poovey...
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Bop, bop, bop,
bop, bop, bop, bop!
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What, you don't want Figgis
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and ol' Lenny here
to know you were...
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You're under arrest, Dutch!
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You have the right
to remain silent!
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Or get shot in the face!
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Go nuts.
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Your funeral.
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Wait, no, no, no, no, no, no...
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- Oww!
- Son of a...
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- No, no, no, no...
- Stop it!
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- Ow!
- I mean...
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You know the
definition of insanity?
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You!
You're the definition! You!
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Uh, that was rhetorical,
shitheel!
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The definition of insanity is...
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Suppressing fire!
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- Oww!
- What'd ya, eat a buncha magnets?
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Seriously.
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Doing the same thing
over and over
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and expecting
a different result.
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Oh, for... That's the ransom money!
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The what?
- And my bag! Which, again, was a gift! Aargh!
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Isn't that right, Trexler?
Trexler?
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Archer!
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Agh!
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We gotta, we gotta,
gotta get out,
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we gotta get out,
we gotta get out, we...
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He's gonna, he's gonna,
we gotta...
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You're not a vegetarian,
are you?
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we gotta, we gotta, we...
What? Ngh!
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- Snap out of it.
- Ow, Jesus, that hurt.
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- Right?
- Ow! Come on, I snapped already!
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I know. I know.
That one was just for me.
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Ow!
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And that one was
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for the Chinese ladies.
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Yeah, so about that...
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Trexler!
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- You were saying?
- Uh, never mind!
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You gotta get me outta here!
You saw him, he's invincible!
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But how? He's like...
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He's a goddamn robot!
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Aah! At the risk
of another meatslap,
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you're kind of an asshole.
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Woooooo!
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Oh, man.
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Huh. Ngh!
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Jesus Christ!
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- He ain't gonna help you!
- Grab the gimp.
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Hang on, lemme try something.
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We tried that!
Grab the gimp!
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Woooo! Yeah!
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- Now go, go, go!
- Oh!
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Aren't ya gonna
stay for supper?
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- I don't think I could eat.
- Will that hold him?
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It's three inches of solid...
Oh shit!
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- Damn!
- You see.
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What the...
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Jesus! He's some kinda robot!
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Oh, I'll say.
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- Yikes!
- Ah-haa!
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Ha-haa!
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Um...
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- I mean...
- Oops!
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Go! Go!
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What do you mean, a robot?
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I mean, I know a guy
who knows a guy,
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who knows a guy who knows a...
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- Guy?
- Nazi scientist...
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- What?
- Former! I guess. I don't know.
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Anyway, the guy
is a bona fide mad scientist.
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Ahem. Or is that just affected
and weird?
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And you're telling me this crazy
Nazi can turn people into robots?
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Yes! With metal bones!
Motor oil for blood!
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Like the, the Tin Man!
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- Okay, A, the Tin Man's not a robot...
- The Tin Man is a...
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A magical being! Like a leprechaun,
Pinocchio, an enchanted nutcracker.
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Whatever!
He doesn't have a heart!
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Just like that
sick bastard out there!
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He killed my guys!
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Mike.
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- Fat Mike.
- Aw!
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It's all your fault!
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What?
- You're the one who crushed his goddamn ankles!
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Uh, rescuing innocent women from
a lifetime of sexual slavery!
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- Like a meddling asshole!
- Wh...?
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But, uh, get me out of here alive, and the
ransom money, we'll call it even, okay?
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- Uh, we're way more than even.
- Wh...? How do you figure?
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Because your final thought on this
earth wasn't about how my gun tasted.
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Fair enough.
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Right.
Okay, how's my face look?
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It's good.
How's it feel?
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- Hmm. Honestly, not that bad.
- What's that, codeine?
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Yeah, mixed with some dexedrine.
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"The Adventures
of Dex and Cody."
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Let me ask you,
should you be doing that?
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"Should you be doing that?"
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Actually no, probably not.
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Come on, move it!
What're you, hourly?
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I mean...
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Is it just me, or is it cold?
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- It's you.
- Well, your shock.
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Just checking.
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He needs a hospital!
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- No shit.
- Easy!
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- Well?
- I think I own one.
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That's great.
Where are your keys?
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Applejack drove...
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- What?
- What.
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Keys, idiot!
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Mmm...
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Eww! Son of a...
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I'm priapic!
From the shock!
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Shock doesn't cause priapisms!
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- Sickle-cell anemia?
- No.
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Then I can only assume
I was bitten
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by a Brazilian wandering spider.
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- Ew!
- Ow!
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I bet they fell out
in the house.
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Oh, dammit!
Can you hotwire it?
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Why're you asking me?
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Because you know all that shit
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about putting breakfast
in the radiator!
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- What?
- For a leak. Potatoes, an egg...
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That's pretty common knowledge.
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- No, it's not.
- Also pepper.
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- Can you hotwire it?
- No.
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Nobody can.
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Because it's English
and it's stupid,
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with a bunch of
stupid English wires.
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I don't have time for this shit!
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Not if that crazy Kraut was on the
level about that Factor-K shit.
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And also...
I've lost track of time!
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What was that?
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Sounds like somebody's
smashing up all your shit.
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With a halberd.
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Woooooooo!
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Yeah. Can't have anything nice.
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That halberd was pretty nice.
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Yeah, was.
And why are we going up?
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- Something's not right.
- I'll say.
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I didn't think it was possible,
but somehow being kidnapped
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is even more boring
than my mother's funeral.
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I meant with Archer
and the ransom!
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- Still, though.
- Mr. Zerk.
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Rgh?
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If the wheels
end up coming off this thing,
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obviously
I'll need you to... tie up
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all the remaining loose ends.
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I wonder what could've
gone wrong.
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Son of a bitch.
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Is the parking brake off?
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- Oh.
- Goddammit.
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- Sorry.
- Will you hurry up?
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He's not lookin' too good!
You're lookin' real good.
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But try that hard-on shit
with me,
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I'll kick
your dick off your body.
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Ahem. Fair enough.
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Come on, come on, come on,
come on, come on, come on!
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Oh, shut up,
you were gonna ditch me!
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- Yeah, and it woulda served you right!
- How?
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Oh, don't play dumb with me!
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That crazy robot was just
about to finger you
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for stealing Trexler's whores!
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- Wait, what?
- Finger who? Ow!
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That was Archer! What the hell would
I want with a buncha Chinese broads?
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Okay, okay.
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Jeez. Knock it off!
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Maybe they got us
some new diapers.
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Ya know?
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I wasn't implying you kept them.
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Wait, hang on, did you...
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Are we gonna stand here
all night yanking our goddamn...
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- genitals?
- Yes, where did we land on that?
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- Ugh!
- Hey, my keys!
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I mean...
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Right? What are the odds?
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Because, asshole,
if we hadn't gone upstairs
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we wouldn't be... whatever!
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- Shinnying.
- Exactly!
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Exactly.
And this is the last place
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- he'd ever think to look for us, so...
- Hey, guys!
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Wha...?
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Oh, wow!
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Oh, shit!
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And you're sure
you can drive a stick?
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: As
long as I can find the manual!
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- Hospital!
- Okay, jeez, I'm going!
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Guess I better not stall.
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Uh, this is a cigar.
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Go!
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And since Archer was kind enough
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to leave his keys
in the ignition... get in!
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- Umm...
- We'll just take my car.
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No, actually,
you'll come with me!
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- To where?
- What? My headquarters!
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What, like some drag club?
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For the...
I'm not a transvestite!
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I'm a treasury agent!
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What?
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And you two are under arrest.
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What?
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Kidnapping,
conspiracy to commit kidnapping,
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grand larceny... oh,
and while we're on the subject,
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I'll go ahead
and take the ransom money.
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Well, you say that...
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Hey, whoa, whoa!
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00:11:26,751 --> 00:11:30,822
Well. Looks like we've got
ourselves a Mexican standoff.
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Oh, does it now?
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- Yes.
- Poovey!
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Oh, right.
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Wh...? Not at me, you idiot!
At her!
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Yeah, she doesn't have
the money.
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Oh, you have got to be kidding!
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- Poovey, put the gun down.
- Right?
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Shut up.
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Listen to me,
you testify against him,
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the judge'll go easy on you,
and you're out in like...20 years!
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- What?
- I meant months!
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Nice try, Elliot Mess!
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Now hand over the dough, Figgis.
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What the...?
- Whatever this is we don't have time for it!
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Excuse me!
I am effecting an arrest!
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Great, while you're at it
arrest him!
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Who?
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If for nothing
else, that outfit.
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00:12:27,112 --> 00:12:29,536
Now where do you think
you're going?
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Nowhere, apparently!
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- Will you get the hell off me?
- I should drive!
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- Why should you possibly drive?
- Why should you drive?
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Because A, it's my car,
and B, you're a woman!
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Hopefully. Now move!
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- Whoa!
- Nice!
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- Holy shit!
- Right? Actually...
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Um...
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Eat a dick, Gort.
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What the... Oh, come on.
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Oh, damn it!
264
00:13:08,723 --> 00:13:11,393
Hey, we should go to a drive-in!
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Whoa!
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What?
- Whoa!
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For the love of God, man,
do something!
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Yeah.
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Oh, damn it!
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Whoa!
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- Hang on...
- I am!
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Not you! Idiot.
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Whoa!
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Woooooo!!
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Archer!
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Ha ha! Holy shit!
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- Did you see that?
- Yeah.
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Yes, hurray,
and now can you drive us all
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to the federal building
downtown.
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Uh, okay.
And why would I do that?
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Uh, because you're all
under arrest.
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- Oh, yeah, what was up with that?
- She's a T-man!
283
00:13:58,106 --> 00:14:02,111
Okay, but I'm almost positive that's, you
know, like an insulting term, for...
284
00:14:02,144 --> 00:14:05,648
For the last time!
I am not a transvestite!
285
00:14:05,680 --> 00:14:07,815
Well, probably
not the last time, but...
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- I am a treasury agent!
- What?
287
00:14:10,318 --> 00:14:13,155
And, again,
you are all under arrest!
288
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How is that so goddamn funny?
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Oh, my God... because...
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That!
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Oh, yeah?
Well, how about that?
292
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Yeah!
That's what I thought!
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Not that, dummy...
294
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- That.
- Seriously?
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He is immortal!
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00:14:44,185 --> 00:14:46,921
I'm starting to think
you guys don't wanna hang out!
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00:14:48,723 --> 00:14:49,992
Can somebody...
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00:14:50,025 --> 00:14:52,961
Suppressing fire!
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00:14:55,030 --> 00:14:57,699
Wait, were those blanks?
300
00:14:57,732 --> 00:15:00,703
Jesus Christ, Figgis,
you couldn't suppress a cough!
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00:15:00,736 --> 00:15:02,136
Yes, I could!
302
00:15:02,170 --> 00:15:04,774
I... I apologize,
I stand corrected.
303
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Ow! Goddammit, woman!
304
00:15:08,910 --> 00:15:10,312
Do you have any idea
how bad that is...
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00:15:10,344 --> 00:15:12,880
Ow!
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00:15:14,348 --> 00:15:16,919
I swear to God,
if I have to stop this car...
307
00:15:18,285 --> 00:15:21,223
Good idea! Here, lemme give you
a hand with that!
308
00:15:27,094 --> 00:15:28,463
Woooooooo!
309
00:15:30,198 --> 00:15:33,367
Jesus!
Can somebody, please, shoot him?
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00:15:33,401 --> 00:15:35,404
- Um...
- Goddammit.
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- I'm out.
- Yep.
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- I obviously am.
- Me too.
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Oh, my God.
Okay, take the wheel!
314
00:15:39,875 --> 00:15:41,543
- Take the what?
- The wheel!
315
00:15:41,575 --> 00:15:44,345
And put your foot on the gas!
I'm gonna jump on the bike!
316
00:15:44,378 --> 00:15:46,080
Yeah!
317
00:15:46,113 --> 00:15:47,949
- No, you're not!
- Yes, I am!
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00:15:47,982 --> 00:15:50,953
Big man! Feelin' froggy!
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00:15:50,986 --> 00:15:53,122
- Dammit!
- Drive the car, you asshole!
320
00:15:53,155 --> 00:15:55,457
- I can do it!
- No, you can't!
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00:15:55,490 --> 00:15:57,126
It's, like, my signature move!
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00:15:57,159 --> 00:15:59,027
And here I thought
your signature move
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was blowing your load
all over a woman's dress
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00:16:01,228 --> 00:16:02,464
during foreplay!
325
00:16:04,165 --> 00:16:05,300
- Wow.
- Right?
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00:16:05,333 --> 00:16:06,934
Totally.
327
00:16:06,968 --> 00:16:08,937
I mean, would you not just die?
328
00:16:08,969 --> 00:16:10,138
Okay, you know what?
329
00:16:10,171 --> 00:16:11,139
- Whoa!
- Archer!
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00:16:11,173 --> 00:16:12,441
What the...
331
00:16:12,473 --> 00:16:14,877
Yeah, laugh it up... laughers!
332
00:16:14,910 --> 00:16:17,512
And since you like jokes
so goddamn much...
333
00:16:18,479 --> 00:16:19,947
No, no, no, no, no, no...
334
00:16:19,981 --> 00:16:22,251
No!
335
00:16:28,323 --> 00:16:30,126
Whoa.
336
00:16:30,958 --> 00:16:32,393
Whoa!
337
00:16:32,426 --> 00:16:33,995
Jorge...
338
00:16:34,029 --> 00:16:36,732
did you hear the one about...
339
00:16:36,765 --> 00:16:38,033
Oh, my God!
340
00:16:40,001 --> 00:16:42,170
- Archer, wait!
- Or the one about...
341
00:16:42,203 --> 00:16:43,939
Jesus Christ!
342
00:16:45,473 --> 00:16:48,944
- Archer!
- Or, here's one! Knock knock!
343
00:16:54,148 --> 00:16:56,819
Who's there?
Interrupting cow.
344
00:16:56,851 --> 00:16:58,419
Interrupting cow...
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00:16:58,453 --> 00:17:01,557
Typical! Typical!
Typical! Typical! Typical!
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00:17:05,993 --> 00:17:07,795
What could possibly
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00:17:07,828 --> 00:17:10,965
have been typical about that?
348
00:17:10,999 --> 00:17:14,837
- Me! I always do shit like this!
- Like what?
349
00:17:14,869 --> 00:17:17,505
All I wanted to do was find out
who killed my partner Woodhouse,
350
00:17:17,539 --> 00:17:20,342
and the next thing I know I've
disappeared up my own asshole
351
00:17:20,375 --> 00:17:24,313
and I'm manumitting sex slaves
and grossly abusing corpses
352
00:17:24,346 --> 00:17:28,217
and trying to source a finger for
some weird psychosexual kidnapping,
353
00:17:28,250 --> 00:17:31,019
and then, to top off
all the bullshit,
354
00:17:31,051 --> 00:17:34,522
getting chased
by goddamn robots!
355
00:17:34,556 --> 00:17:36,458
I mean, halberds,
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00:17:36,491 --> 00:17:38,527
Jesus Christ.
357
00:17:38,559 --> 00:17:41,062
Wait, wait, wait, what was that?
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- Halberds!
- No, no, no, no, did you...
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00:17:43,565 --> 00:17:45,534
You said your partner's name
was Woodhouse?
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00:17:45,567 --> 00:17:47,135
Yeah, why?
361
00:17:47,167 --> 00:17:50,071
Woodhouse,
the dope-fiend detective.
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00:17:50,105 --> 00:17:52,406
What... You... Yes! Why?
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00:17:52,440 --> 00:17:56,078
Because, and I'm sorry kid, I don't
know how to break this to you, but...
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00:17:56,110 --> 00:17:59,046
But what?
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00:17:59,079 --> 00:18:00,949
Mother killed Woodhouse.
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00:18:03,918 --> 00:18:05,086
What?
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00:18:05,136 --> 00:18:09,686
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